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Hey!
Hi!
Welcome back!
You waiting a while?
Yeah.
I mean, sort of.
No Kay?
Not yet.
You okay?
Huh?
Yeah!
Did Kay tell you Mom's coming?
Mom's coming?
Well, if Kay thinks Mom is coming, at least she'll show up.
How do you think she'll be?
Difficult.
Hi!
Yeah!
Oh my God.
You look amazing!
What is this?
Oh!
Baby Janny!
Where's Mom?
Arrives tomorrow.
Shall we?
That's all you brought?
I can wear Gwen's stuff.
Hi!
Hello sweetheart!
Still Uncle Bill's favourite.
She reminds him of Mom.
Well, they made it, yeah?
Hi.
Hi.
Hi Aunt Maureen.
Sit.
Kay, you're too thin.
Sharon says hi!
Hi Sharon!
Yeah, they can't wait to see you too.
Okay.
Bye.
Where's Billy?
She's at Sharon's.
Okay, well let's go get her.
She's staying there tonight.
We've got that big party at Greg's parents'.
We didn't want to get her hopes up until we knew.
Knew what?
Jesus Christ, Maureen.
I'm her mother for fuck sake!
Language!
Till we knew what kind of shape you'd be in-
if you managed to show up at all.
You smell like a brewery, by the way.
That's weird.
I haven't had any beer today.
Anyway, I'm on vacation!
It's not vacation if you're coming home.
So Billy spends a lot of time at Sharon's.
What?
She likes being at Sharon's.
Really though, we should've had her here.
You hurt Kay's feelings.
Believe it or not-
Kay's feelings are not my main concern at the moment.
What happened with Kay-
taking her up to Calgary with her?
It didn't work out.
I don't know how stable things are for her up there.
Right.
We couldn't take her.
This year has been hard.
And the renos were supposed to be finished-
a hundred million years ago.
And I never would've even started them-
if I'd known that the house would still be totally fucked
by the time the wedding came.
It's just a lot.
I never said anything.
Well, someone is going to have to be responsible for her-
at the wedding.
I'm going to be up to my eyes.
Okay.
Don't look at me!
Kay can do it.
Well, maybe Tom could do it.
My Tom?
He's not your Tom anymore.
And Billy is not Tom's responsibility.
She's not my responsibility!
She's not my responsibility!
Why would Tom do it?
He's actually been really great with Billy.
What?
He comes by every so often.
Takes her out.
Why?
Tom was really happy-
when Kay and Billy were living with you guys.
Oh my God.
She's Kay's child.
Honestly, I don't think it's good to tip toe around her.
You can be responsible for Billy at the wedding, right?
Yeah.
There you go.
Where'd you get the lipstick?
The bridesmaid's dresses are really pretty.
We can make any last minute alterations tomorrow.
Wait till you hear my speech, Jan.
I don't want you to say a speech.
Is Gwen? - No.
I don't care if Gwen says a speech.
I don't want you to say a speech.
I don't want to say a speech.
So you can-
What time does Mom's flight get in?
Did you know Janet paid for Mom's ticket?
Really?
How much money do nurses make now, anyway?
How did you afford all our tickets?
You paid for Mom and Kay?
Can we just drop it?
Stop eating the chocolates, Kay!
Fine!
You know what your sister's like.
Your mother's worse-
if anything.
Well, we're all here.
That's the main thing.
Mom's not.
Kay, just so you know-
Greg's parents are kind of conservative.
Read you loud and clear, Janny.
Jesus, who keeps calling you?
Rudy.
He's obsessed with me.
It's complicated.
Hi!
Hey, how are you?
Hey!
Fuck!
Off!!
Rudy!!!
Jesus, Kay.
Hi.
How are you?
Cheers to you.
Thank you.
You look-
You look great.
- Thank you. - You look nice.
Hey!
How are you?
Nice to see you!
- Richard. - Janet.
Good to see you.
Good to see you.
Hello dear.
Linda.
These are my sisters.
No!
Kay and Gwen.
Welcome!
Thank you, it's nice to be here.
- Welcome. - Gwen.
Nice to meet you.
And your mother?
Oh, yes.
She's getting in tomorrow. - Oh.
That's the earliest she could get here.
Because of work. - Oh.
Work?
Mom?
She'll be at dinner tomorrow.
Jigg's dinner!
Nice!
Where's the bar in this dumpster?
Just kidding, obviously.
What a beautiful home you have.
The bar is right over here.
Help yourself.
Ah, say no more, Rich!
Interesting decor!
Well, it's a duck motif.
Duck motif?
How original!
Oh!
That's a goose, dear.
Shut up!
Georgie, this one's Kay.
And that one's Gwen.
Yeah.
Okay.
Nice to meet you, Georgie.
Georgie.
Yes, Georgie.
Nice to meet you.
So you're a groomsman?
- Hey! - Hi!
How's it going?
How are you?
Oh! Just fine.
Yeah, It's amazing down here.
And you have more ducks up here too.
Yes, that's my motif.
Welcome.
Do you want to dance?
Yeah, fuck it.
Let's dance! Jesus!
I'll take your lead.
Okay.
Okay.
Hey, man.
Congratulations.
Tom.
Congratulations.
Thanks.
Hey, Georgie.
How're you doing?
Hey.
You're back.
Yeah, I didn't have a choice, really.
It's-
Uh-
Yeah.
Oh my God!
Hey, Tom!
He's here!
Where's Maureen?
She wasn't sure if she'd be feeling up to it.
Really?
Listen, it means a lot to Janet that you're here.
I've got this big family.
And she's got-
She's a lot to handle.
She's a lot to handle?
Or she's got a lot to handle?
Both.
So you didn't like grow up in this house?
Is this your family house?
No, no, we live downtown.
- Hi. - Hey.
Can I bum one?
Didn't you quit?
Well-
Quit buying them!
Yeah, just a quick puff, alright?
You alright?
Just a second.
Dad, here.
Okay.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
He would have killed for that.
Were you smoking?
No.
Go Ahead! Kiss it!
Alright, here comes the cod!
Okay, here you go.
Ah, kiss it!
Ah, that's not so bad.
You've kissed worse than that, I'm sure.
Okay.
'Deed I is, me ol' cock!
And long may your big jib draw!
Now, put it on your head.
Well done!
Oh my God.
Fuck this.
Did you try any of those-
like, little tiny, circly-
Like, I guess they're mushrooms, but-
Yeah, with the little red thing in the middle?
Yeah, they were deadly. - They were gross.
They were gross.
They were disgusting.
Rudy thinks I should confront Mom.
That it would be important for my personal growth.
Who's Rudy?
He's your therapist, or-?
Like, look at us.
She did permanent damage, the way she treated us.
Taking off all the time.
And I know what you're thinking.
But I am trying with Billy.
It's not exactly easy-
when Maureen's got her under fucking lock and key.
And Janet's off her rocker.
I guess that you probably think that you're fine.
That you're over it.
But I guarantee you that you aren't.
And repressing shit gives you cancer.
I'm going to do it at the wedding.
Confront her.
That's a really bad idea.
What's it going to prove anyway?
She's never going to change.
Where'd you get her lipstick?
From our spot.
From when we stole it.
Maureen's really got to start throwing shit out.
You stole it.
I got in trouble.
I got in trouble too!
That was an awful day.
No! I love that day!
It was so thrilling.
And Aunt Maureen gave us that sex pamphlet, remember?
That wasn't the same day.
Yeah, it was so.
I'm staying.
I'm not going back to Calgary.
I've been trying to get my shit together.
I know no one thinks I am.
But I am.
I know that it's hard.
And that maybe you're trying.
No, Gwen.
I am trying.
Well, why not actually move home this time?
Actually move home?
What's that supposed to mean?
Why don't you fucking move home?
We should probably get back.
Hi!
Hi, I just wanted to thank Linda and Richard-
for welcoming our family into their beautiful, baller mansion!
And for welcoming our little baby sister-
little Janny, into their family.
Oh!
Well, welcome!
Welcome.
Welcome, everyone.
When Janet first started showing up, I said to myself-
I am not going to get close to any more of Greg's girlfriends!
Because I just get close to them.
And then they'd be gone!
And so I said, no more.
But Janet kept coming around.
And after three years-
Well, she's in the family now, I suppose.
Well, she will be, in a couple of days.
So, welcome.
Welcome!
We love you so much, Greg!
I love you.
I love you too, darling.
Hey.
Hi.
Who you looking for?
It's really thinned out.
Yeah, let's go downtown.
Fuck yeah, bud.
Fuck yeah, bud.
Let's go!
Janet.
This isn't like him.
Sweetie.
Here.
I know.
I know.
Greg doesn't drink like this!
He can just stay with us for the night.
Honey, it's time to go home.
Look, he's just nervous.
It's pre-wedding jitters.
I'll go get our coats.
He had two beer.
Actually no, four.
Gwen.
Let's go.
I love you so much, baby.
Oh, please!
Greg was never a drinker?
Remember safe grad, when he beer-bonged a full case?
Keep dreaming, Linda!
Kay, get in the car!
Gwen, keep an eye on her, okay?
Kay can take care of herself.
Just make sure she doesn't disappear.
We're only going to Diane's party for one drink.
Kay.
Kay, we should go.
Yeah, totally!
Just-soon.
We'll go soon.
So what are you at in Toronto anyway?
You left to go to school, right?
Uh-no.
I left to just get my shit together.
You married?
Diane.
No.
So did you?
Get your shit together after?
Where's the bathroom in here?
No.
No, I'm good Kay.
Thank you.
Tom.
No.
Sure? - No, I'm good.
Yeah, man.
Thanks.
Okay, on three!
One! Two! Three!
Whooo!
Cheers!
Cheers!
- Whoo! - Whoo!
Light?
Hello?
You're late.
Where are you?
And Kay?
What?
Oh I don't-
The fitting!
I think she's still here.
You think?
Sorry. - One thing I asked.
Oh, what time is it?
It's 9:15!
Fuck.
We're already 15 minutes behind!
Sorry.
Yeah, sorry.
Okay. - Now!
Kay?
Kay!!
Shut up!
Shut up!!
What's up?
We're late for Janet's fitting.
She's really losing her shit.
So, I'll take you.
My car's just parked down the road.
That's okay.
You don't have to do that.
No, I'll take you.
You don't mind?
I don't mind.
I should never even fucking-
Time to go, Kay.
We're late for that fucking fitting.
Kay!
Now.
Tom is taking us.
Kay!
God, I'm coming!
Chillax, Maureen.
I'll see you after?
Sorry!
Traffic was really, really crazy.
You guys fucking suck.
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry but my inner clock must be on Calgary time.
Oh, is that what happened?
We're here.
What more do you want?
Come on!
God that was a time last night!
Oh my God!
How do you look so good?
We just left your house!
Are you going at anything tonight or what?
Yeah.
I'd say.
Ughhh!
I'm not wearing this.
What?
What's wrong?
It's accentuating all of my problem areas.
You look good, Kay.
I swear.
I can't wear this.
You look fine.
You have to wear this!
Oh, I have to?
What is this?
Saudi Arabia?
Oh my God!
You are such a psycho!
Kay, just wear it.
It doesn't matter.
It does matter!
I know, Janet.
If you think I'm going to be seen in that-
you're out of your fucking mind.
I didn't come back here to be badgered
and paraded around like a goddamn clown.
Kay.
Jesus Christ.
Where are you going?
I'd say I've seen a better fit.
But I've seen worse, too.
Gwen!
You're still here.
Did you see Kay?
No.
Fuck.
Good fitting?
Yeah, really top notch.
You want to go for a drive?
Yeah.
Come on.
Let's go.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey.
Oh my gosh.
Those are brand new.
Didn't even notice they were gone.
Thank you!
Yeah, you've got to keep their feet warm.
I'm a Mom too, so-
Oh! Okay.
Oh!
What-
Was that?
Okay.
Your worry rock.
They're meditative.
Here, look.
No one needs to know.
It's just something to rub in your pocket!
They're not worry rocks.
Whoo!
Wow.
Look at that.
It's beautiful.
You know, looking at it-
Who wouldn't want to live here?
I guess me.
I just don't understand
what Toronto could possibly have to offer you.
I don't know why anyone would want to live here.
Come on.
It's home.
Not for me.
Do you have a job there?
Bar tending.
Seriously?
Mm-hmm.
It's a good gig.
It's a nice spot.
I make the schedule.
You couldn't do that here?
Tom.
I'm serious.
Hey.
I'm serious.
Why?
Why stay there?
I have peace.
Oh yeah.
Peace.
What horseshit.
Maybe.
Thanks for coming here with me.
I didn't have anywhere else to go, so-
Hey.
Kind of you to grace us with your presence.
Perfect.
Thank you so much.
Boxes are finally ready.
You're back.
Thanks for leaving me at the bridal salon.
We can go now pick them up now.
Pick what up?
Artisanal boxes for the centerpieces.
That won't work.
My mani-pedi is in a half hour.
You're here!
Where else would I be?
And Billy needs to be picked up at preschool.
I really need to get cleaned up.
Janet.
You go get your nails done.
I'll drop you.
Then swing over to LeMarchant Road and get the boxes.
Gwen?
Can you go pick up Billy at preschool?
Why?
It's just down the road.
I can go.
I'll do it.
Great, Kay can do it.
Why not?
I'll go with you.
Great.
Do you think it would've been different for us-
if Maureen was related?
Like, blood?
Probably not.
She never liked me because I remind her of Mom.
Well yeah, Mom is definitely a fucking asshole.
But I don't think you're like her.
Maureen thinks I'm like Mom.
Are you nervous to see her?
No.
Are you?
I don't know.
I don't want to think about it.
I've never not wanted to see her.
It's just never been up to me.
You're excited.
You brought it up, loser!
Thank you for coming with me.
Maybe neither of us has to be like her.
Maybe.
Put it out.
Hi!
Can I help you ladies?
Uh-yeah.
We're here to pick up Billy.
We haven't seen you here before.
Oh yeah, we don't live here.
Hey baby!
She's right there!
We do need clearance from a guardian-
if someone new is collecting a child.
Oh, well that's Kay.
Kay is her mom.
That may be true.
But we do need clearance.
Oh may it?
Oh my God!
You want me to take a blood test?
Kay, let's just let me get Maureen on the phone.
We'll figure this out.
I'm just going to call Maureen.
I'm rotted.
Billy!
Hi Baby!
Maureen, why am I not on that list?
The two of you.
Now I'll be late getting the turkey in.
Come on, dear.
Let's go.
Billy!
Billy! Billy!
So just put all the white ones in here.
And then the green and pink over there for now.
And the silver ones in there?
Kay, are you going to help?
Oh my God.
Remember when Mom went out with Robert?
Oh and Gwen, you saw his dick.
So gross.
I don't remember him!
You lived with Maureen when we lived with him.
And I didn't see his thing, you liar.
Okay, Maureen.
And you did so!
No, it was just-
he was always wearing jogging pants.
And his dick would be like constantly jangling around.
His name was-
Roger.
Robert.
Roger. - Rob.
Rodger.
Rodge.
Rodge.
Oh yeah, right on.
Jogging pants Rodge.
Mm-hmm.
She was beautiful then and everything.
We should all go to the airport to get her.
I don't need to go.
It would be nice if we all went.
Supper will be late.
But that's like European, right?
Oh, I hope Greg's parents like her.
She can be funny-
charming.
Yeah, it's just Greg's parents are so hoity-toity.
Well I mean, yeah.
They can be snobs.
But they've got zero class.
Janet.
Mom will be Mom.
But it'll be fine.
I'm going to jump in and fly!
Hey.
Um-
I haven't been well.
Did you know that?
No.
No.
Why would you?
Billy is-
Well, we love her, but-
There's not enough years.
Enough health.
Our time with her is full of joy, but-
We just can't manage.
It's as simple as that.
I'm not sure I'm the one you should be talking to about this.
There is no reason why that child can't be with family.
I'm not her mother.
I just mean she should be with her mother.
There's no reason she can't be with her mother.
I'll talk to Kay.
She should know better.
Right.
Sorry.
I just needed a minute.
Sure.
Well, you're here so-
dig in.
But if you want a good crop of garlic-
you've got to put the work into the garlic.
Like this?
Yeah, that's good.
Remember the junk she used to feed us?
Mac and cheese like every night.
Like, actually shameful.
No bedtime.
Yeah.
Honestly, like-
Yeah but look at how well we turned out.
Oh my god.
Remember when she took us out of school to see Harry Potter?
And all the teachers were like-
trying to give us shit for leaving.
I'm like-
Uh, yeah, take it up with our guardian.
Oh my God, Jan.
Remember your fifth birthday?
Not really.
At the bowling alley?
More than we ever got, hey Gwen?
Anyway, Mom didn't show up, of course.
Janet, you disappeared.
And I finally found you outside that chicken place.
That wasn't a chicken place.
No, they had like the chicken and taters.
Okay, then-uh-
Anyway Janet, I found you there.
And you were like, crying.
Like crying and crying and crying.
I was like, come in, you know?
Like, open your presents.
Cheer up.
And you wouldn't budge.
You said you felt too homesick.
And I was like-
Well, we're going to be heading home soon anyhow.
And you just sat there until everyone left.
My God, Kay.
Your baby's breath ratio is inscrutable!
Huh?
That's her flight.
Here.
You can mix some white and some pink.
I like this one.
Well it doesn't matter if you like it.
You can't just do whatever you want.
Let's go.
We can finish this later.
Guys!
Let's go!
Something must've gotten mixed up.
I hope she's okay.
She's always okay.
Why the fuck did you make us all come to the airport?
Kay-
Like, why did you even invite her?
It's my wedding, Kay.
You are so deluded!
Thinking she would actually come?
Kay!
What a fucking waste of money!
It's a fucking waste.
Here you go, Billy.
Some more apple.
Oh good.
You're back.
I'm going to take off and get dessert.
It's just the caterer.
Okay.
Well, I won't be long.
My God, fuck her!
Who needs her Jan?
Seriously.
Fuck her!
It's okay.
This is the last time she ruins our day.
Okay?
Fuck her!
Oh my God!
Hey, my little Janny.
I can't believe our little baby is getting married tomorrow!
Yeah?
It's going to be so good Janny!
Forget her!
Fuck her, man!
Hey Billy, look!
She's getting married tomorrow!
Right?
Hey baby.
Woop!
Ohhhh!
What are you eating?
Careful, Kay!
Is that her?
Huh, Janet?
It's okay.
Janet.
Momma! Momma!
Jesus Christ, Kay!
It was an accident!
She slipped!
What did you think would happen?
My God Janet, can you look at her?
You okay?
She's fine.
That was Mom.
She's not coming.
Momma?
Momma?
Fuck.
Fuck.
Just a sec.
We were so looking forward to meeting your mother!
Well, I can't say I'm surprised
She just got stuck.
It was a work thing, last minute.
She's hoping to get here for tomorrow for the reception-
or-you know-
at least.
You know, actually-
I heard they were calling for weather tomorrow.
I guess that's what I get-
planning a winter wedding.
You know what they say-
If the weather doesn't suit you-
If you don't like the weather-
just wait five minutes. - Just wait ten minutes!
Yeah.
Jesus, Kay!
Oh my God, what?
I'm here!
Guys.
You're going to give Janet an ulcer.
I'm fine.
So what-
you're going to play house with Tom for the next 24 hours?
And then leave and never speak to any of us again?
Yeah.
Well, at least I'm not a deadbeat.
Gwen.
Kay!
Colourful bunch.
Strong winds are expected across the Avalon Peninsula
tonight and tomorrow.
A high wind warning is in effect.
Gales expected to increase to 120 kilometres tomorrow-
with gusts up to 160.
That's a severe weather state.
I have a boyfriend.
In Toronto.
Just so you know.
I'm sorry.
Coming back here for me-
It's like-
too much.
Hey.
These blankets stink.
They're meant for the dog.
Why do you visit Billy?
I don't know.
Because I like her.
Hmm.
Where are we?
I mean-this is-
This is my land.
Wow.
Yeah.
We start building at the end of the month.
Dad's going to help me.
Wow.
That's going to be a lot of work.
We should really get going.
It's like a wind tunnel up here.
Oh fuck!
Are you awake?
I fucked Tom.
You slut!
He showed me his land.
What?
Like he waxed all his pubes off?
What?
No!
What?
He's got land in Portugal Cove.
Oh!
I'm sorry about earlier.
That was really bad.
With Billy.
It was an accident.
Remember when Billy was a baby?
When you guys lived with me and Tom?
Yeah.
I was pregnant.
What?
Miscarriage?
Oh.
Does Tom know?
No.
Anyway.
I'm sorry I wasn't here for you then.
Do you think I should tell Tom?
Fuck no.
Can you draw this guy?
Come on!
Wow!
Who ah!
My turn!
Boop!
Your turn!
Yeah!
I want to use orange.
You want orange?
Yeah, I like that!
Who ah!
That one looks cool!
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay, listen.
I've got to go.
Okay.
Bye.
What's up?
Do you like living in Toronto?
I don't know.
Yeah, I guess.
Maybe things could work for me up there.
I thought you were staying here.
Well, yeah I am.
I just-I mean like, eventually.
Maybe Toronto could be a good place.
And Billy could come too.
Once I got settled.
Think you could get me a job?
At the bar?
Yeah.
Um-it's a pretty small place.
So?
Well we aren't hiring right now.
Well it could just be a couple of shifts to start.
And you expect to be able to make ends meet-
off a couple of shifts?
I don't know, Gwen.
I could figure it out.
Toronto is really expensive.
You seem to manage alright.
Well anyway, it wouldn't be fair-
to just take shifts from somebody.
Oh my God, okay.
Forget it.
I don't know that Toronto would really solve your problems.
My problems?
I just mean you wouldn't have the support you have here.
Okay, don't worry, Gwen.
I won't saddle you with Billy.
That's not-
Can everyone just get off my fucking back for a second?
I'm going through a really hard time.
Okay.
Let's just get through this wedding.
And when I get back to Toronto, I can-
Just don't bother.
Just-whatever.
I'm good, okay?
Yes, I'm staying.
Can everyone just get the fuck over it?
This is too much blush.
Shouldn't you go meet the guys?
It's fine.
All I have to do is put on a suit.
And fix your hair.
Is my hair really that bad?
I just don't want your mother looking at me today.
You don't want my mother to look at you?
Your mother thinks that I'm trash progeny.
Jan.
She doesn't.
She loves you.
Honestly.
I really don't think it's fair.
My mother is not the problem right now.
Right.
I knew she wouldn't come.
I mean, Gwen said it.
But-
I love you.
They'll be here any minute.
Wow!
You're up!
Where's the sugar, Maureen?
Right here.
What are you doing?
Getting her lunch.
And you're giving her sugar?
Cinnamon toast.
It's going to be a long day, Kay.
She needs some good food.
Cinnamon toast is good!
You go get ready.
That's my frog!
Yeah! I know!
That looks good!
What did you put on half of the picture then?
Oh!
Oh, he's going to fall!
Look, he's on the back!
You look beautiful.
I'm sorry things aren't going the way you planned.
It's just embarrassing-
Her not coming.
I mean, it's not like it would actually change anything-
if she did come.
It's not like I actually care.
You got a smoke?
Yeah.
If Greg's mother came in and saw me smoking right now-
I'd probably just end it.
She'd just look at me-
and think-
I knew it.
Then I'd just have to run away to Mexico or something.
All because you had one smoke?
She'd think-
Of course she smokes.
And then give me that look.
Who cares about Linda?
You don't live here.
You don't have to care what people think.
No one cares about today like you do.
Yeah.
That's become abundantly clear.
I just mean no one is watching that closely.
Please.
People will be talking about this forever.
Her absence.
We should've hired someone to play Mom for the day.
An actor or something.
We should've thought of that when we were toddlers!
And now comes the weather.
Where is Kay?
She said she had to run home.
What?
Why?
I don't know.
You couldn't stop her?
I'm not Kay's keeper.
Put that old idiot box away.
What?
The TV is the idiot box, Maureen!
I beg to differ!
Oh my God!
It's not, like, up for debate!
There you are.
Why aren't you ready?
I told you I'm not wearing that thing.
Did you think I was kidding?
Kay!
No.
You'd better go change right now, young lady.
Anyway, the ceremony is about to start.
There isn't enough time.
Oh my God.
I thought we got off easy, not having to deal with your mother.
You don't have to be the perfect stand-in.
Maureen!
Fine.
If I'm not wanted, that's fine.
No! Kay.
Stay.
You two are the only family I have left.
Stop biting your fingernails!
What difference does it make?
You couldn't have got a manicure for my wedding?
There's always next time!
Go!
Maureen.
Oh.
Go on now.
Ohhh!
Oh no.
What is that?
Gregory?
We'll figure something out, Janet.
We'll go back to the house.
No.
No no no.
Their place?
Ughhh.
No.
We don't have much choice in the matter, unfortunately.
You look so amazing.
Honestly, so hot.
Thank you, Georgie.
We're heading back to the house.
The dining hall is in the slings.
Tree through that big gorgeous window.
It's not a dining hall, Maureen.
It's a Country Club!
I'll tell everyone.
Where's Greg?
Greg?
Come on.
The car is outside.
I brought bubbly for you!
Uh uh.
They need to be cut for Billy.
Are your parents getting here soon?
Yeah.
When?
They had to check on the dogs.
But they're going to try to make it.
So they aren't coming?
I don't know, Jan.
Listen, what do you care?
Excuse me.
Ahhhh!
Turn them off!
I don't think it's working.
I think it's working.
Do you love your parents?
Yeah.
Yeah, I do.
You know, we see each other all the time.
Sometimes it doesn't feel close.
But I do love them.
If that make any sense.
They're good parents?
Yeah.
You turned into a good man.
I'm sorry your mom never showed.
You know, I know why you left.
I should have never mentioned Billy-
about us taking her.
The fact that you suggested that-
I mean-
It must be clear to you now-
that I'm not able to take something like that on.
And if not, my God-
you are wearing some serious blinders.
Blinders?
That is so fucking condescending.
Honestly-
Honestly, you are not your mother, Gwen.
Do you love Billy?
Do I love Billy?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I do.
I don't.
Oh come on, Gwen.
I'm not a mom.
I don't feel how you're supposed to feel.
How do you know that?
I know.
Well, you're wrong.
I'm wrong?
Yeah, you're wrong.
You know?
Okay?
Because-you know-
Love-you know-
It isn't a-
Love is a decision.
You know?
It's a commitment.
And then you can go and feel everything after that.
I love you.
Where have you been?
Nowhere.
Billy's getting really tired.
Okay.
She should go to bed soon.
Okay, Maureen.
Kay.
She needs someone
to help her with her jammies.
Make sure she brushes her teeth, washes her face.
I know.
I'm not an idiot.
Can we just enjoy the wedding for one minute?
Do you have coke?
No!
Well, can you get me some?
Oh, like you want some?
Yeah I got some.
Kay!
Just a minute!
That'll straighten you out.
Gwen fucked Tom.
What?
That's before I was pregnant.
God, that was such a fun summer!
Gwen and I couldn't get jobs.
So Maureen hired us to do yard work.
We had the best tans and went out like every night.
That's Billy.
Here's Jan and Mom.
Are you even listening?
Yes. Yes.
Billy is two here.
She's really cute, hey?
Like objectively?
Who's Billy?
My kid, dumb-ass!
You're a mom?
You're serious?
I just-
Wow.
I just would never have guessed.
It's a compliment.
I mean it.
Gwen fucked Tom!
So what?
Oh my God.
You don't know me at all, do you?
What are you talking about?
I feel so lonely.
I don't feel different at all.
Jan, you've got to let it go.
Where is your sister?
I don't know.
Maureen's going to kill you.
I can take the hit.
You're going to stay, right?
Billy is still really young.
I mean, I guess it's never too late for certain people.
That's why the charming people get to come and go as if-
The charming people?
Have you canceled your flight?
Jan's lucky Mom never showed.
Some people just fuck things up.
Where's Greg?
I don't know.
You don't know what you're in for.
He's probably just sleeping it off somewhere.
Fuck!
Greg, what the fuck?
No! No!
Stop! Stop!
She kissed me out of nowhere!
Why can't you just do the right thing for once!
Prove us all wrong! - Do the right thing?
Give me a fucking break.
Did you tell Tom about the abortion?
What are you talking about?
Tom.
What's going on?
Fuck.
Fuck!
What the fuck is wrong with you?
You have to go!
Get the fuck out of here!
You're a fucking idiot!
Fuck!
I'm so fucked up.
I know.
Everyone is so messed up.
You're not the same.
As them.
Kay was never going to stay.
Kay.
Go back to sleep.
I'll see you, okay?
Good morning.
Hi.
Your sister left.
The apple doesn't fall very far-
Maureen's not going to ask you to stay.
I can't.
You know, I don't see either of your parents in you.
You remind me of Maureen, if anything.
Look, it's hard to keep things together-
without ticking people off.
That's my take on it, anyway.
Come summer, we're going to have more scapes-
than we'll know what to do with.
Did I ever tell you about my friend Diana?
Yeah.
Smoked.
All her life.
Diagnosed with lung cancer.
Age 35.
Died 8 weeks later.
3 kids.
The oldest still in middle school.
What a sin.
Figured I might see Tom this morning.
It was nice to see Tom when you were around.
He's like-
He's more-
like he's got his sea legs.
Shall we mosey then?
I can get a cab.
No.
I'll take you.
Come on then.
Hey.
You're back!
Yeah, I guess so!
Look at you!
All grown up.
Doggie!
Yeah!
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