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Dexter: Prehistoric plasmatic granite--

the only substance containing prehistoric life within its lithic bowels.

Now to check the granite readouts.

Aah! The strand is missing 2 particles of d.N.A.--

the brain and the heart.

No! No! No! It is ruined!

Now it will never work!

Wah!

Do you mind?

Wah!

That's it!

Cerebral transference cable.

Aortic canal succulator.

Lava lamp, go!

Yes. Yes. Yes!

[Yipe]

It's working. Ha ha ha!

I have done it!

[Grr]

[Roar]

[Thunder]

Yes! It's alive--aah!

[Grr]

Aah!

I have failed.

[Grr]

[Woof woof woof]

Egads! I cannot understand what could have happened.

All my connections were correct.

My log. I'll check my--

log!

Stop!

You ill-behaved, unruly cretin!

Stop! Down. Get away.

No!

Stop! Stop!

You do not do that in here.

Go outside. Out!

What am I saying?

No. Stay! Stay!

[Woof woof woof woof]

Nice doggy-woggy.

Ooh. Potty time.

[Barking]

A real doggy to play with!

Now, you will stay there

until I figure out a way to deal with you.

Ooh! Big doggy.

[Whining]

Did my mean old brother put you in that cage?

Don't you worry, puppy. I'll let you out.

What mean doodyhead would put you in a cage

when what you need is a little exercise?

[Rumble]

[Woof woof woof]

This should solve the Dexter dino equation.

Sometimes I amaze even myself.

There are times when I think my brain is just about--

gone!

Ok. I'll get him.

Where could he be hiding?

No. Where? Where is my dinosaur?

Aha! Dee Dee.

Here, boy. Here, boy. Fetch the stick.

[Crash]

Ooh! Good boy.

Aha! There they are, in the park.

Engage interception sequence.

Dee Dee!

What exactly do you think that you are doing?

You cannot let a full-grown dinosaur run free in the park.

It never fails to surprise me

how completely without intelligence you are.

It fills me with guilt to know

I have been blessed with a superior intellect

and you have not.

I weep for you, Dee Dee, but I will help you.

You are my sister, after all,

and I now pledge my life to assist you in your search for a mind.

It will be a difficult task,

but I will not rest until I fill that gaping hole in your head.

Good boy.

That's it.

Engage dino-copter.

Let us rock!

Aha!

Can you do any tricks?

Fire dino-net.

Lay down.

Fire dino freeze ray.

Roll over.

Deploy dino leash.

Here, boy. Go get it.

Time...to resort to...

The big guns.

Dexter: Meow meow.

Meow meow.

Meow meow.

Meow meow.

Meow, you dog-brained dinosaur.

Meow!

[Growling]

Down, boy. Down, boy.

Meow.

[Woof woof]

Meow!

[Woof woof]

Down, boy. Down, boy.

Aah!

Down, boy! Down, boy!

Activate front gate.

Nice doggy. Good doggy.

Aah!

[Sniff sniff]

Dexter!

What do you think you're doing with my doggy?

It is my dinosaur!

Doggy.

Dinosaur.

Doggy.

Dinosaur.

Kids, dinnertime.

Oh, what a cute doggy.

Can we keep him, mom?

Can we? Can we? Can we?

Well, ok, but you have to take care of him.

Yay!

[Rumble]

Dee Dee, don't feed the dog table scraps.

Dee Dee: Ok, mom.

Anybody want to buy a dinosaur?

All testing proves negative.

No enhanced abilities, no physical mutations,

no nothing!

It seems you shall never become anything more than a mere monkey.

Monkey, this is agent honey q.

Help us.

♪ Ah, yes, planet earth, so much splendor ♪

♪ so much riches to be taken by me, the orgon grindor ♪

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Ah, yes. The land of the opportunity.

Ha ha ha!

♪ Ok, monkey, come-a to me

♪ hear my spell and make-a me rich ♪

♪ make-a me rich, make-a me rich, make-a me rich ♪

Ha ha!

[Doorbell rings]

Just a sec!

Oh, hi, monkey.

Oh, you look great! You got all dressed up and everything.

[Eek eek]

Wow! A fruitcake?

And it's not even Christmas yet.

Ha ha ha!

Oh, thanks.

[Soft music playing]

Oh. Oh.

Oh, I'm so glad you liked your dinner.

I hope you saved room for dessert.

[Eek eek]

Banana pudding with raisins.

[Mwa]

[Eek eek]

You wait right here. I'll be just a sec.

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

Oh, and don't touch my record player.

[Orgon grindor's music]

Ok, monkey. Open wide.

Ha ha ha!

Monkey?

♪ Ahh, you came to me-o ♪

♪ my little friend-o

♪ now I'm your master-o

♪ you'll make me rich-o ♪

♪ I no gonna sell-a the fish no more ♪

♪ you gonna help me, ok, for sure ♪

Ok. Listen-a.

I want you get me the most valuable thing in the world

and bring it to me.

Now go. Break! Break like the wind!

Mamma Mia! You some kinda fast...

♪ Monkey

ok. Let me see. What did you bring?

What's-a matta for you?

I canna no use this.

I wanted the shiny something yellow, you know?

♪ Now go, and do not fail me now ♪

♪ no, no, no,stronzo ♪

♪ if you want something right, I gotta do it myself ♪

♪ you come with me today

ok. Everything-a shiny inside...

♪ You bring, you bring to me ♪

♪ and if someone get in your way ♪

♪ you break-a his face

[alarm ringing]

Agent honeydew, come in.

Yes, commander?

I have terrible news. Fort Knox is under attack.

I need your help as soon as possible.

Calm down, chief. I've done Knox before.

But, honeydew, it's--it's monkey.

What? Are you serious?

Yes.

♪ That's-a my boy, good monkey ♪

♪ don't forget to get-a the rest ♪

Monkey!

What on earth are you doing?

Aah!

Ohh...

He's being hypnotized.

♪ Let's all get outta here ♪

Hold it! Drop the monkey!

Ha ha ha!

♪ That's some kinda funny thing ♪

♪ she said to me...

Now rub 'em out.

All right, you mean-to-animals type person,

hand over the gold.

♪ But,signora, want to make trouble with a simple fish man? ♪

Oh, ha ha ha!

Nice try.

I just want to teach you a lesson

about crashing dinner parties

and hypnotizing my little buddy

to fulfill your sick ways.

But--

♪ you destroy my money machine ♪

♪ now I going to smash you ♪

Monkey!

There, there. You're all better now.

Come on. Let's go.

Once again, I can't thank you enough, honeydew, for your help.

Don't mention it, chief.

It was easier with teamwork.

[Eek eek]

Yes, monkey. I'm still your friend.

Ha ha ha!

Come on. Let's dig in.

You sure said a mouth--ooh!

You can't have any pudding, silly.

You're trapped in that box.

Ha ha ha!

The final, most important reason

your presence is unwelcome

is because somehow, some way,

you are always ruining my experiments...

Aah!

[Alarm sounding]

[With Scottish accent] Sir, she can't take much more!

Just a little longer.

His synapses are firing at an alarmingly incredible rate.

Temperature rising!

She can't take it!

She's going to blow!

[People screaming]

Worker: Shut it down.

It's an all-systems shutdown.

Hwa.

Waee.

Heegee.

Blar!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha! Fun!

Dexter?

Ha ha ha! Fun.

Ohh!

Come on, Dexter.

Let's go play.

Ooh, look how pretty you are.

We'll call you ginger.

Ok. Now let's play hide-and-seek.

You hide. I'll count.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Here I come, ginger.

Ginger! You're supposed to go hide.

I'll count again.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Ready or not, here I come!

Hmm.

Maybe you should count, ginger,

and no peeking.

Ferff tiff steren flar.

Oh!

Hey, Dexter, that'smy

[cat yowling]

[Dog barking]

Whoa.

Hey! Dexter, what are you doing?

Whee!

Ha ha ha!

Hee hee hee!

Hey, everybody, Dexter's running around in his underpants!

Underpants! Underpants!

Underpants!

Ha ha ho ho!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

I'll give you 3 lollipops if he does it.

All right. I'll take that 2 to 1.

You can do it, Dexter.

Ooh!

Ahh!

Make way. Coming through.

[Duck honks]

Ohh!

Dexter! Dexter! Dexter!

Dexter! Dexter! Dexter! Dexter!

Dexter! Dexter!

Dexter! Dexter!

All right. She cooled down.

Put her back on-line.

All systems go!

Yay! Yay!

Dexter: No!

[Panting]

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Enter at your own peril,

past the vaulted door

where impossible things may happen

that the world's never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's laboratory ♪

♪ lives the smartest boy ♪

♪ you've ever seen

♪ but Dee Dee blows his experiments ♪

♪ to smithereens

♪ there is gloom and doom ♪

♪ while things go boom ♪

♪ in Dexter's lab

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