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All right.

Good. Anything for my baby.

How's your week going, Mom?

Oh, I mean, it's been fun. I've had a few friends, got the gossip, had a

of new things. I spread in my margarita. She had a very nice, very nice

daughter. Told me all about her. Oh, yeah?

Which made me kind of wonder, where are you with the girls, sweetie?

Come on, Mom. You know I'm trying to focus on school.

I only have a few more years left.

Oh, I know, I know, and I'm so proud of other things you've achieved.

I just don't know whether I have to get in the way of also getting on with your

life. Well, I just, I don't have time for girls right now.

You can focus on pool and still have a girl.

You know how girls by age are. They're always wanting to go on dates.

I don't have, I'm in school, I don't have a job. I can't pay for all that.

Well, I mean, I'm not talking that kind of girl. I've seen that kind of girl on

the internet. They look expensive and very kind to me. You know, I'm talking

about a sweet girl.

One who also wants to support you in the things you want to do and be your

partner. I don't think she'd get in the way of school, that sort of thing.

And besides,

we can have a very cute grandbaby.

I mean, look at that face.

Mom, I can't have a kid. Are you serious?

Well, I mean, with the support of your family, I don't see why it wouldn't

It was just getting in the way of school. I only have a few years left.

It's just not going to work out.

What? I only have a few years left.

I mean, what? Oh, come on, Mom.

There is no reason that you can't do children and go to school if you have

right woman.

My friend Marjorie was talking about her girl, Rosina, and she seems lovely.

She wants to have kids.

Oh, come on, Mom.

Oh, I deserve grandkids. children.

This face, this face deserves.

I mean, this is a small form.

I'm only 18, Mom. There's... Well, I'm not that young.

This could happen.

I think sooner is better than later.

It must be her.

Celestina!

Nice to meet you. I'm Miss William.

Come on in. I'm looking forward to chatting with you. Go ahead and have a

in the living room.

Oh, I've chatted many a time with your mother. She's one of my close friends.

But I don't think I've ever really gotten to know you. She's been such a

thing.

And she says you're single.

I am, yeah. I don't have a boyfriend.

Oh, well, we can fix that, you know.

Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, maybe. Well, that's what people have to say. Of

it depends on your chemistry.

But I was thinking you might be just perfect for my little friend.

Yeah.

So, I mean, he is the sweetest, smartest boy.

And he's doing quite well in school.

I'm sure he'll have remarkable earning potential.

And your future life will be full of luxury.

Right now, he's really too busy to find an appropriate girl that girls who are

interested in dating him are really not.

You know, you know the kind of girl I'm talking about.

But I've heard you're very lovely.

Thank you. You know, I was thinking, I was hoping that you two might be a

perfect match for each other.

And if... Oh, then maybe you could even have a marriage earlier than six months

from now. And maybe even babies. Oh, very soon.

I'm not getting any younger.

I mean, you're very lovely.

Oh, well, thank you, and so are you.

I did have some questions, though, just to make sure that you are the right

match for my daughter.

Okay. So, you have finished your high school yet?

Okay,

wonderful. A more educated girl. You're not planning on pursuing any sort of

further education or a career or anything gauche like that, are you?

Uh, well, I mean, I don't really have anything in mind.

Oh, that's so good. Tyler will take such good care of you.

You really need someone devoted and loyal at home to take care of the

you know? Right, yes. I kind of just want, like, yeah.

Family, like, you know. How many children are you hoping to have?

Oh, I mean, I don't know. Like, a couple at least, I guess. At least?

Yeah. Oh, oh, I do think this is going to work out.

Um, I don't even know how to say this. Excuse my questioning. I just need to

make sure you're perfect for my baby boy.

You're not, um,

experienced, are you?

Oh, no, I...

I haven't done anything with anyone.

You haven't done anything with anyone? I mean, I've, like, kissed, like, a

couple boys, but, like, that's it.

Okay. All right. But you are interested in sex things, right?

I mean, yeah.

Like, yeah.

All right. Well, I mean, on paper, this all sounds lovely, but it doesn't.

It all boils down to chemistry.

Oh, I would hate for my baby boy, my sleep friend.

To be with somebody who just doesn't quite make sense, you know?

Now, I mean, this package is phenomenal, don't get me wrong, but there's more to

it than that.

I mean, like pheromones, for example.

So, like...

Nice, it does smell beautiful.

I think. Thank you. I think. No, that's not just too much perfume and

overwrought. No. No.

No perfume.

No. No. That's really you.

Okay. I mean, I think.

Well, I think all that we have left to do, really, is the inspection, right?

The inspection?

Well, yeah. I mean, we need to see how you've been developing.

I know.

I'm sure once you get pregnant and your milk comes in, it would

be so much fuller.

If I know my baby boy, he's not going to get it.

But yeah, no, I feel that would be quite a nice match.

Yeah.

And now... Of course.

Please stand up for me.

Oh, so trim.

So precious.

Oh,

oh, and very perky.

Oh, I think, I think you are going to be perfect for him. Congratulations, my

dear.

Oh, now there's just one more thing that we're going to need to make sure work.

Because... If your chemistry and his chemistry aren't compatible, then we

be going through all of this trouble for no babies at all.

Right, yeah. And that would be very sad.

Yep, yeah.

So, I've found that the best way to determine compatibility is just to make

sure everything is nicely... Nice down here.

Oh!

You are so compliant.

Oh, what?

A lovely partner you will make for my child.

Now, let's see what we're working with here.

Oh!

Oh, would you look at that? Such a nice, tidy little package.

Mmm, I am going to have to finish.

I don't want to do this.

Oh, they're nothing yet. There's no need for these.

Shall we look at them? Once again.

Oh, they're nice.

They're nice.

Once again, please, with a little more talk.

Oh, your babies will really be lovely.

Oh, I can't wait to see.

It's lovely.

It's so magic when you have someone magical to share it with.

The taste is quite acceptable.

But I am afraid I'm going to have to go in for a deeper look.

Okay?

Let me just... There we go.

Oh, I think my Tyler would enjoy this immensely.

Lady like them.

Don't genuinely, generally work that way.

So before you go, my dear, there's one more thing I'm going to need

you to do for me.

Yeah?

You'll make that clever little...

Yeah.

Right down in there.

Oh, yes.

Good.

Thank you very much.

That's lovely.

All right.

What

do

you think?

I... Oh, honey, honey, honey, honey. I'm just, I'm really here to say that. No,

I know, I know. But I've met Felicina. She's lovely.

What are you doing with that?

That's better.

No, you look like a respectable

young man.

I thought it looked cool.

Well, maybe it looked cool. Are you trying to attract those women that we're

talking about?

I'm not trying to attract any woman, you know.

but you need to make the right impression. Alright, well, help me out,

Okay.

Alright.

I don't see how this is going to impress you, though.

I'm sure.

Now, I don't know.

I don't know. Maybe you should take care of things before they start.

I don't know. I don't really do that by myself.

I don't be in front of it. Oh, but maybe.

But I mean, you...

There.

Well, I don't think that we can just... I don't

know what to do about it.

Oh, why don't you just let me help?

Uh, okay, yeah. I mean, you got me in this place in the first place. Oh, I

you're going to be saying, thank you, Molly.

Yeah.

Um, yeah, anything to help? Yeah, okay.

Well, I love a grandkid.

Okay, um, goodness, why don't...

Are you sure?

Oh, I'm not being so nervous.

It'll be fine.

It's not the first time I've done that.

Okay? Okay.

I mean, we can't have you going out there like that. We just can't, all

right?

I would hate for her to think that we're going to get to that eventually, you

know?

Yeah, I guess.

All right, well, let's see.

That looks very, very women's look.

I like it. I like it.

Jesus.

Oh, look at that.

Oh, you're bigger than your dad. You love it, huh?

Jesus. No, I never thought of that.

Oh, wow.

You know, neither did I.

Yes, it's going to look different. Jesus.

Let's just get this person out of the way, shall we?

Yeah, I guess. Thanks for helping me.

You have a big cut.

Jesus.

Jesus, come out.

Get all your worries away.

Are you sure this isn't going to help?

Oh, we can hurt you, can't we?

Oh, you are a fine young man.

Wow.

Oh.

I'm a very proud mom.

I think she's going to love it.

Yeah, I hope so.

We have to take things into our own hands.

One face at a time.

No hands.

No mouth.

What are you sure about?

I've never been more sure of anything.

I don't want to be late.

Good boy.

Oh, it's coming in.

Wait. No, no.

We'll go together, okay?

What do you mean?

Well, I'm not sure.

You guys get to know each other properly.

Well, I don't need a chaperone. I'm probably a teen.

Okay, no, no, of course. Of course, sweetie.

No, okay. I will love you guys. Have a lovely time in the living room, okay?

Okay, yeah.

All right.

and just show her how charming you can be. And I'm sure you guys are going to

absolutely brilliant today.

I've met her. She's lovely. I'm sure you'll have a lot to talk about.

All right.

All right. All right.

Just come on up and be nice.

What about you?

Not much.

Did you study?

I finished high school.

So

where

did you go?

So... I like your shoe.

Oh, thank you. You too.

So you know her?

Oh. I met her.

Yeah.

I knew she was my mom.

Uh, it's better, um,

but just wrong.

Oh.

Well, kid, how are we doing?

Um, we're good, Mom.

Yeah, okay.

All right.

Um,

did you, did you talk to her about your studies?

Yeah, yeah, I told her.

Pre -med is a really interesting thing, don't you think?

No, it's... Nothing special.

Oh, I mean, you're going to be a doctor someday.

Wouldn't it be lovely to have a doctor husband?

Yeah,

there's thousands of doctors. Oh,

she doesn't need thousands of them, right?

She's the one.

One very special young man.

Isn't that right?

Yeah.

And you, do you eat cook? Of course.

Yeah, I can cook.

Okay. She can cook? What can you cook?

Like, pasta and... You love pasta.

Yeah, I do.

Yeah, I mean, I really, I think you guys have so much in common. It's just a

little hard to break the ice.

Okay. All right.

Thank you. Your hand's in there.

Oh, thank you. All right.

And I,

excuse me if I'm, if I'm fast -forwarding things here a little bit,

Just in here.

I don't know.

Okay.

Doesn't she sound amazing?

I mean, yeah.

Yes, she does.

And look, and yes, you're doing so good.

Big, strong boy.

Yeah. Right?

So, so very strong.

I mean, don't you think you guys would get along?

I think, I think I see a match here.

Really, too.

Yeah,

yeah. Yeah?

Honey, I bet you have others there.

Just your hand.

Really?

Where? Like where?

Could you show them where?

Okay.

Yeah,

it was pretty soft.

Oh, dear God, really?

Okay.

Well, why don't we just...

Yeah. I

don't

know what to say, Mom. You don't know what to say. Do you like it?

Oh, yeah, of course.

Your breasts are so beautiful.

Thank you

Yes,

what a good boy you are.

You're not going to get grandkids yet. I have every confidence in you.

What are you feeling, my dear? You're breathing.

So nice. Yes.

Oh, you move your hands.

There you go.

Like that?

Yeah.

Enjoy every inch of it.

What do you like?

What's that for?

Oh, that's so much better. Yeah.

Why don't you join me over here?

Join him.

I know

what my

baby likes.

It's okay. You can touch it.

It's fine.

It's

going

to be your husband.

We're really interested to get to know you.

She's going to be a very lucky wife.

Absolutely,

but thank you for asking. Always good to get mommy's permission.

But she could touch you for sure.

Here, why don't you lay down?

There we go.

I don't know what men really like, but when you touch it, you know.

Oh, okay, yeah.

There we go.

Right, yeah, it does feel pretty good.

All right.

Now we're getting somewhere.

Hmm.

Hmm.

We can't be locked on now, can we?

There we go.

Oh, now we're getting some chemistry.

Yeah. They're pink.

Are you right? They're pink.

Just a pretty little pink.

Aww.

And look how they hug and talk.

Aww,

look at that.

Oh, look at that.

I think he likes you.

Judging by this nipple zip.

I think she likes you too.

I think we have a match here, ladies and gentlemen.

My mommy help here.

There we go.

You don't have to go too deep if you

don't want to.

But he likes it very much, don't you sweetie?

Thank you.

What are you doing mom?

Oh, I'm just letting you guys get squeezed.

Okay, I thought this was my date.

Well, I thought you were going to... actually get to know your date.

But you didn't seem to want to do that without me. And then suddenly I show up.

And here we are. Isn't this better?

Yeah. You guys were being all awkward. And now it's not awkward anymore.

It's good, right?

Yeah. Yeah.

Don't you worry about it. There we go.

This is what happens when you think too much.

You don't think about me in that way.

She's doing a good job, sweetie.

Yeah, she is. I think she kind of likes it, by the way.

Oh, it's really very exceptional.

How deep she can take that cup.

Your

kids

are doing beautifully.

Absolutely beautifully.

hmm

Sweetie, move a little more, sweetie.

And if you would be a dear now, let's go ahead and remove his shirt before it's

all wrinkly.

Come here.

There we go.

There we go.

Well, your wife can do that. I mean, your future wife can do that.

Okay. Nice and hot.

It's going to take you to feel lonely.

There we go, sweetheart.

There we go.

Didn't I raise a fine fathoms of a man?

Mom didn't do too badly.

Would you like to look at that beautiful owl, honey?

Do you remember little fingers in there?

Uh -huh.

Right.

There you go.

Yeah.

Oh,

nice.

That's better.

unmotivating

What you love.

How should we start?

Time like the present.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Why don't you lay down?

There we go.

Just like that.

And you're going to hop on.

Okay, playground.

Yeah? Okay.

Okay.

I'm over there.

Get it right where it needs to go.

Mmm, that'll be good.

Oh,

I

think you two are going to be a

wonderful couple.

And here I go to life.

Enjoy.

I'm glad you took care of

things.

watching you two. Oh.

Get away.

Oh, Tyler.

There should be a tear and help take care of him.

Yes.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

He will be so very happy.

And he will take such good care of you.

You make me so nice.

Oh, that's it.

It's very obedient, isn't it?

Oh, he needs to be different to let me know.

I think he's a natural.

I want to be a copywriter again soon.

Yeah.

One is right here on your hands and knees.

Yes. There

we

go. Very good.

Mmm.

No.

and she's done.

Yeah.

My face and available hair, you always.

Yeah.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

I can't hear you.

I'm getting close.

Yeah.

Thank you, mom.