Original subtitles

Though wise, working under us in battle, oh no, as tragedy is written,

the loving son never falters, and sees only passion of the soul as precious.

Farewell friend and loved one,

may you not rest in peace but instead as the candle in the wind,

taking hold of the strained dark soils to unleash as a rainbow.

A waste of time.

Though wise, working under us in battle, oh no, as tragedy is written,

the loving son never falters, and sees only passion of the soul as precious.

Farewell friend and loved one,

may you not rest in peace but instead as the candle in the wind,

taking hold of the strained dark soils to unleash as a rainbow.

A waste of time!

Time to eat!

EPISODE 17 WE CAN ALL STAY THERE TOGETHER!

Delish!

So, why didn't you call me for this one?

I'm the leader, you know!

Why the hell are you here? You didn't work, so you can't eat!

What happened to the Rokken Sect?

Don't you know? One who doth not work doth not eat!

I haven't contacted them at all recently, so I don't know.

What was that?

Milk is tasty, deez.

I'm glad, deez.

Am I allowed to eat, too?

More like, why are you back?

I told you to never come back to Earth again!

I was grateful when I was given a cow, deez.

but it didn't produce any milk, so I didn't have a choice but to return.

Besides, our [@@@@] is filled

with a watery substance called [L@@] that sends oxygen directly to our lungs.

What?

So it's difficult to milk the cow, deez.

Huh? What? You breathe with your lungs, but you live underwater?

But Chiquitita can't survive unless he constantly drinks milk, deez.

And so we decided to live on Earth, deez.

Um! Directly sending oxygen to the lungs?

Are you saying you live on a perfluorocarbon-based planet?

We can't stay here, deez?

Can you please tell me the details, Mr. Mantisian? Please!

That's not true. You can stay here as long as you want.

They're no good.

They've gotten too old.

If so, I can't arrange for a hayashi performance right now.

We have no choice.

I feel sorry for Jiji, but I guess he'll stay like that for a while.

Even if we had a hayashi performance,

could we fully exorcise it?

It's one thing if it's only Evil Eye.

But Mr. Jiji's spiritual power is too strong, so I don't know if we can separate them.

Even if we could, Mr. Jiji might be left with some lasting effects.

Hot!

What the hell are you doing?

- Don't waste food! - Come on, Taro.

Hot, hot!

Wait, hold up! It's pitch black!

Where is everyone? Where is this place?

Come on, Taro. Are you messing around?

It's not me!

Momo? Are you there?

Jiji?

Jiji, are you back?

Momo?

Wait!

Evil spirits use people's voices to trick you.

Don't release the seal yet.

Taro, open up your face.

Slowly.

No, which is it?

I can't tell because he's making a weird face.

Mr. Jiji?

Momo! Okarun! You're okay?

I'm so glad! I was super worried about you!

Auntie is here, too. I'm so glad! You're as beautiful as ever!

Looks like he's the real deal.

Grandma, what does this all mean?

Momo, fetch me some cold water.

Bastards. I'll kill you all!

Oww! Hot! Hold on, what? The heck?

I see.

This is pretty troublesome.

In other words... What?

Yappa paa, yappa paa, two away from the goal.

The frolicking love is a carp in a pond.

Yappa paa, yappa paa, two away from the goal.

When you splash him with cold water, he's Evil Eye.

The bream in your heart wants to be embraced.

And when it's hot water, he goes back to Jiji?

Yappa paa, yappa paa, two away from the goal.

Oww!

Hold on a sec! I'm the one who's feeling the pain!

More like, how long do I have to lend my body?

Stop fooling around!

I can't be lovey-dovey with Hana like this!

Sorry!

I'm not letting you see Hana for a while.

What?! Ms. Seiko! Why is that?

To begin with, our curfew is 10 o'clock.

I don't wanna let Hana see some weird guy late at night.

Ten o'clock is way too early!

More importantly, Jiji, I'm sorry.

You too, Momo and Four-Eyes.

If I knew Evil Eye was there, I wouldn't have let you go by yourselves.

This is my responsibility.

I'm sorry.

Hey, quit it. It's not like you.

I asked you for help, so please don't apologize.

Sheesh, you guys are all softies.

You really think you can keep Evil Eye in check?

Evil Eye was originally a mountain spirit.

Mountain spirits are at the level of being revered as gods.

If an ordinary human were to get possessed,

they'd go insane. Their cells would break down, and they'd die.

That's why they only go after humans with high spiritual power.

In that respect, he's the ultimate vessel.

Evil Eye is like a newborn baby right now.

We happened to escape from danger this time,

but he's only going to get stronger.

Eventually, you won't be able to hold him back.

For now, Jiji, make sure to stay within sight of someone at all times.

I'll have Manjiro watch over you, too.

KAMIGOE CITY

Don't leave Kamigoe City until we perform the exorcism.

We won't be able to utilize the barrier's power if you do.

That, and Taro's barrier won't last long.

An evil spirit at Evil Eye's level can form resistance to barriers.

Also, we'll have to use these.

Everyone, make sure to keep a hot water thermos on you.

So you can splash him at any time.

Jiji, I want you to be extra careful, too.

When you wash hands, when you drink water, and on rainy days.

Just a tiny bit of cold water and you'll transform.

It's time to murder all the humans.

I never want to go through that again.

Right.

We have to do our best until the exorcism is complete.

Where're you gonna live, Mantisian?

I decided to be a live-in worker at a dairy farm nearby, deez.

It's all thanks to Ms. Seiko, deez.

Thanks for coming to help us out.

If something happens, please call for me again, deez.

Um, Mr. Mantisian?

How does that UFO fly?

Is it like an anti-gravity propulsion machine?

So cute!

It's [@@K], deez.

By the way, Mantisian, what's your name?

Let's see, by terran pronunciation...

It's Peeny Weeny, deez.

Bye-bye, deez!

See ya, Mantisian!

Mr. Mantisian, please let me ride it next time!

Chiqui-chan, I'll see you again! Shrimp can go home, though!

More like, they're going home on the UFO?

They're really close by, too.

How long until we get to the hospital that Jiji's parents are in?

I had them transferred over here, so about ten minutes.

Taro, you're wearing your clothes inside out.

Shut up! Normally I prefer to be buck naked.

Got your thermoses?

Got it!

Hot water?

In there!

Okarun.

Ready to go!

Okay!

I'm sorry.

It's fine. You're worrying too much.

Oh, okay.

C'mon. Put your hand here.

Okay.

Um, Miss Ayase, what are you doing?

What? I haven't been doing anything.

Well, I mean your hand is... I don't know the game or its rules, so...

I don't know what you're talking about.

Hey, Momo!

Taro won't listen to me at all! Please, talk to him!

Shut up!

I can't move my body, so Taro needs to move like I do!

What a pain in the ass.

Now, let's go! Ready...

That's completely wrong!

Like I'd know, moron! This is my body, so I'll move however I want!

More like was it okay not getting a gift for Jiji's parents?

Crap! Is there a supermarket nearby?

PRODUCE

WE HAVE EVERYTHING SUPERMARKET

There's one near the hospital.

A lifesaver!

I hope they're getting better.

They're always hyper and too rowdy, so them being sick is just right.

Isn't that a bit cold? Are you trying to act tough?

Of course not. Why would I? I'm not that worried to begin with!

I'm glad they look well.

Yup!

More like, why're you standing so still?

Taro, make sure to react accordingly!

You say that, but it's hard to move just your body!

Don't look away!

Oh, now you did it!

That's cringy.

Give me my body back.

...there are no casualties as a result of this eruption.

And according to the weather bureau,

DEATHS: 0 INJURED: 0 MAINTAINING ALERT LEVEL FOUR

the wildfires have been contained, but they will stay at alert level four.

And the next news...

HEINOUS! SUSPICION OF CONFINEMENT AND MURDER NINE ARRESTED

Juichi Kito and nine others living in Daija Town

have been arrested with charges of murder and illegal confinement.

NAKI KITO (AGE UNKNOWN) WANTED FOR SUSPICION OF THEFT, ARSON, ATTEMPTED MURDER, AND VARIOUS OTHER CRIMES.

The suspected ringleader Naki Kito, age unknown,

is still on the run, and police are seeking her whereabouts.

Damn it.

God damn it!

I spent 200 years growing it that big!

Damn it!

Damn it!

God damn it!

You're not getting away with this, Momo Ayase!

You've turned all of us subterraneans into your enemy!

Okarun!

Let's go together!

Miss Ayase.

Good morning.

How is Mr. Jiji doing?

Oh, not good.

It looks like Evil Eye is getting used to the barrier.

When will you be able to go through with the exorcism thing?

I don't know. It doesn't seem like an ordinary exorcism.

You know those hayashi performances at festivals, right?

They wanna do that to entertain Evil Eye so it'll be easier to pull him out.

I see.

But apparently, nobody is willing to actually perform the hayashi.

Then, when Taro's barrier no longer works, we have to go against Evil Eye again?

We'll have to hold him down.

And so, there's something I want to ask you, Okarun.

What is it?

Hey.

Where's Jiji? He's not with you?

- Wait! What's with all this? - Give Momo back to us.

Miko! Seeing your face calms me down.

What's with you?

I've returned to reality!

More like, wasn't that volcano wicked?

Did you see that eruption?

Sorry, I don't wanna talk about that right now.

Huh? Why? I thought you'd like stuff like that.

I mean, look at this!

There was a UFO sighting near the volcano!

Huh? What about the giant earthworm?

What's that? An alien?

Like, why don't you buy a smartphone already? I can't contact you at all!

Don't got any dough.

Grandma buys me uniforms and stuff, but she won't shell out for a smartphone.

I'm the one who spread that fake rumor.

So please don't speak badly of Momo Ayase.

Hey, Aira.

Come hang out with me for a bit.

What is it, Miss Ayase?

Come on now, quit the terrible acting. Just come on over here.

Hold on, let me go! What are you going to do?

Shut up! Quit yer whining and come here! This way, come on!

No!

Do you want to die?

Stop being all chummy with me in front of my entire class!

There she is. That's the Aira I know.

Just being friendly with the likes of you drops my popularity.

You're different, Takakura. I'm glad you spoke to me.

So, what do you want to talk about?

So yeah. Okarun and Aira.

I want both of you to sleep over at my place.

I'd feel reassured if you two were around if Jiji turns back into Evil Eye.

Of course Grandma is with me, but it's not like she can watch over him 24 hours a day.

Right now, while I'm at school, Manjiro is helping her take care of Jiji.

So I'd like them to rest as much as they can at night.

Well, we really have no choice about this. Really, no choice.

This is absolutely the worst. I mean, gosh. It makes me sick!

We really can't do anything about it. I guess I'll have to go.

Why did it end up this way? This is really the pits! Man, I hate it!

If you can't, you don't have to—

We'll sleep over!

All right! How about starting tonight?

Tonight? Geez, what should I do?

If you have plans with your friends, you can come over anytime after.

I don't have plans like that.

If you got beef with your friends because of me, you don't have to force yourself to hang with us.

Why're you telling me things like that?

You don't have anything to do with this, and it's all my fault, anyway.

Oh, an arm fell off.

Auntie, what should I do? There's smoke coming out, too!

I guess it's finally time.

Taro, you can release yourself now. Great job.

Yow.

Man, that was rough.

Thank you, Taro. You're a lifesaver!

Jiji, from here, we have no aid.

Okay, stand! This way! Over here!

Towards the voice! The voice, not that way! Left! Left!

You need to be careful of water more than ever before.

Make sure to wash your hands with hot water.

Yes'm!

No, wrong way!

Stop! Stop! Ouch!

I'm home!

That's a pillar!

Oh, perfect timing for her return.

I brought everyone over.

Pardon me.

Okarun! I missed you!

Looks like you're doing well.

- This way, over here! This way! - Huh? Taro's not on you.

Oh, this is the pits. I'm really sick of it.

Aira-chan! You're such a cutie as always!

Thanks. Can you carry my stuff?

Cutie, cutie, you're such a cutie! Cutie, cutie, cutie, whoo!

Taro, are you all right?

Hey, Momo.

Hey, where do I hang my coat?

Every last one of you, carry a thermos.

When Jiji transforms, splash hot water right away.

I'll take the red one.

Momo!

And we're gonna eat now, so get the table out.

Taro, are you okay?

I'm going to rest for a little bit.

Hey, Momo, where did you put my fluffy cushion?

Hell if I know.

Mr. Jiji, how are you faring physically?

I should be able to fly the skies, too.

Time to eat!

What toner do you usually use?

SKK Gold Experience.

Looks tasty! Hot!

Pricey! Can I try some later?

Okarun, let's play Smash Bruh later.

What about your moisturizing milk?

- Same brand. - Expensive!

I'm really good at it.

All right. Why don't we all play it together, then?

Momo, my fluffy cushion...

I said, hell if I know.

Hey, Four-Eyes. Pass the soy sauce.

SAUCE

SOY SAUCE

Oh, sure.

SAUCE

Not that one.

SOY SAUCE

Oh, right.

SAUCE

SOY SAUCE

- Sleepovers equals love stories, right? - You mean ghost stories.

- I'll go first. - Listen to me.

If we're talking love, then it's Takakura, and then...

You wanna hear a ghost story?

You've heard that ghosts

tend to gather by the waterside, and impure ghosts yearn for dryness.

Wow, you're so smart!

EPISODE 18 WE BECAME A FAMILY

So annoying.