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[Gene]
Mm, mm, mm.

Gene, what are you doing?

You're supposed to be
refilling the ketchups.

Already finished.

Now I'm workshopping
a new character: Neil Arm-tongs.

"Hi. You might know me
from the Moon...?"

-Ooh, hello, Your Majesty.
-Mm.

Okay, Gene's done with
the ketchup and mustards,

I'm done wiping menus,

especially if you don't
look too hard.

Tina, where're we at on napkins?

And they're in.
Locked and spring-loaded.

Well, I'm proud
of the work we did.

Time for our morning break.

Right. Look, uh, I know
you guys have this whole new

"taking Saturday mornings off
to go ride around town" thing...

Yeah, we're the Saturday Morning
Adventure Kids.

Or SMAK for short.

Kids love SMAK.

Uh-huh. But we're kind of
getting into

cruise ship season here

and it could get busy today
for lunch.

And it's not really
a morning break

if you don't get back
until mid-afternoon.

Father Time over here.

What I'm saying is, maybe
you don't do SMAK today?

Wait, are you trying to
take away our SMAK, bro?

Your father's just saying
we need you in the restaurant,

and you're always late coming
back from your little trips.

Little trips?
We are seeking adventure, lady.

We can't just spend
every weekend day of our lives

trapped in this soul-sucking
restaurant.

No offense.

-Mm-hmm.
-We should be getting out there,

stumbling upon stolen treasure
in a pirate's cave,

finding a dead body
near the train tracks,

helping an alien get back home.

Maybe we should stop watching
'80s movies for a little while.

That's exactly what
an '80s movie dad would say.

And plus, we haven't even had
our amazing adventure yet.

Just a lot of meh 'ventures.

Oh, I don't know.

Remember when
we found that shell?

On the beach?

You know the one
I'm talking about.

Yeah, I think we can beat that.

What about when
we found that rock?

Oh, wait, I'm thinking
of the shell.

[sighs] An adventure
should be exhilarating,

maybe a little dangerous.

Or a lot dangerous.

Eh, I like my adventures
how I like my frozen yogurt.

Small, vanilla, and with
one gummy bear on the side.

Well, I like adventures where
you come to work on time.

And adventures where someone
buses all the nasty dishes

who's not me.

Okay, what if we promise
we'll be back

by no later than 11:00
in the A of the M?

Um, no, thanks.

Only because your promises
mean nothing.

Yeah, no.

How about this time,
if we're late, we'll never take

another Saturday morning
adventure break again.

-[gasps]
-Wait, what?

-We'll get off the SMAK.
-Oh.
-Hmm. Interesting.

Louise, may I speak
with you for a moment?

I'm not so sure about this.

I don't want to lose
our Saturday morning adventures.

That's when Tina
gets to cut loose.

Yeah, I need a break
from the rat race.

Did you know rats race
in our basement?

Guys, it's fine.

We'll for sure this time become
really good at not being late.

They'll never be back on time.

I know, what are they thinking?

And then we get them every
Saturday morning forever.

Okay, now you sound
like a supervillain.

[sinister voice]
Forever...

-So, it's a deal?
-Deal. 11:00.

Hey, take
the lost and found watch

to keep track of time.

It's only a little ugly.

Don't make me wear that thing!

Oh, good, Tina's wearing it.

Looks great...

[Tina panting]

Seems like we're riding
kind of far away from home?

Maybe not the best way
to stay on schedule?

She said, responsibly,
but also super chill.

Tina, we've tried
our neighborhood.

It's a dud.

That's why none
of the other neighborhoods

are friends with it.

Oh, ho-ho-ho.

A boat scrapyard?

Well, how a-boat that?

Come on, let's take a look.

Yeah. Let's go check out
some scraps.

A whole yard of 'em.

[Tina]
Okay...

Are they open?
I don't see any adults around.

And you know what they say:
the best adventures

have adult supervision. Ha.

Eh, the adults are probably
all busy scrapping stuff.

That's on brand.

[toilet flushes]

What? Don't judge.

All right, I'm closing the door.

Like yours are so great.

Okay, I'm seeing lots
of potential tetanus

and things that could
fall down on top of us.

So, that's fun.

But also maybe we go somewhere
with less of that stuff?

Tina, come on,
look at this place.

We're in an apocalyptic
wasteland of boats.

It's my childhood dream.
From just now.

Yeah, weird seeing them on land.

With their boat privates
hanging out and everything.

Ooh, a ladder.

I think that boat
wants us to climb on it.

It'd be rude
if we didn't, right?

Okay. I guess I like its name.

Yachters Gonna Yacht.

This already beats the shell.

Well, we'll see.

[entry bell rings]

-Hey, Teddy.
-Hi, Teddy.

Shh. They're sleeping.

Who's sleeping?
Wait, what is that?

-It's my butterfly kit.
-Oh, the butterfly kit!

-Shh.
-Oh, sorry, sorry.

I told you this, Bob.

I accidentally got sent
a butterfly kit

and a bunch of caterpillars.

And I called the company
to see if I should return them,

they said,
"No, if you return them,

all the caterpillars will die,"

and I said, "How could you
put me in this position?!"

And they said, "Sorry,"

and I said, "I-I don't know
if I'm ready for this,"

and they said,
"Sir, we have to hang up now,"

and, anyway, I kept them.

-Okay.
-Aww.

And now they're in cocoons?

Chrysalides, Bob.
Cocoons are for moths.

Yeah, Bob.
And for Wilford Brimley.

And then he could do all those
cannonballs in the pool.

Uh-huh. Why are they here?
In our restaurant?

Well, it takes about ten days
of pupation-- butterfly term--

and then they
will emerge triumphantly.

It's been about
nine and a half days,

so it could happen
at any moment.

Aw, I want to emerge
triumphantly from somewhere.

I-I've been bringing them
around with me today

so I don't miss it.

I brought them on a job
this morning.

I had to hammer really softly.

It took a lot longer.

And hopefully no one puts
any weight on that balcony.

Wait, what?

Also, I haven't taken a shower
in two days.

Just in case, you know?

I'm using wet wipes.

-They're good enough, Bob.
-Mmm. I don't think they are.

No, Teddy. No.

This steering area is my area.

I'm kind of the captain.
Which makes sense.

I think we all feel good
about that.

I'm fine with it.

I'm set up here
near the pointy part.

I see my role as more

"philosopher DJ
pointy part point-man."

I'm fine with it, too.

I found this pretty
comfortable bench back here,

so I think maybe my role is more

"passenger who sits in the back

and makes fun
of the other yachts"?

Hey, nice yacht. Not.

Sorry.

All right, I'm headed
to the dermatologist.

My Utah-shaped mole
is starting to look

a little more
like Florida.

So, you're on, pal.

Who's my scary guard dog?

You are.

Mwah.

[gate rattling]

[lock clicks]

The waves are so wavy.

As your captain,
I have to say I've got this.

But as your friend, I'm gonna
tell you, I'm scared.

[exclaims]
We also hit an iceberg!

And then a great white shark
ate us!

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
So much blood!

The end.

So, should we head to shore

and give ourselves
plenty of time

to get back before 11:00?

I could go back
to being a land ho.

Yeah, we can go.

Boats are probably more fun
with water, anyway.

Women and children first.

Oh, that's all of us.

-[barking]
-[screams]

-[exclaiming]
-Dog!

-No!
-Big scary dog!

-[screams]
-Where'd he come from?

From nightmares?!

Uh, maybe there's a ladder
on the other side?

That, uh, he doesn't know about?

-[screaming]
-No!

He's everywhere! What do we do?

Maybe scream with our sweet,
little innocent voices?

-[Tina] Help!
-[Gene] Help!

[Louise]
Small children in danger!

[Gene]
Kate Winslet, give me strength!

-[all] Help!
-[barking]

-Help!
-Help!

Are there no adults
in this scrapyard?

Who is in charge of keeping
mischievous children

from getting in?

What do we do?!

Our Saturday mornings
are on the line here, man.

Why'd you have to make that deal
with Mom and Dad, Louise?

-Are we sure that was my idea?
-[Tina groans]

What if we distract him
with some ham?

-Do you have any?
-Damn it, no.

Of all the days
to not have pocket ham.

We got to get off this boat.

How? W-We can't go
on the ground.

Do we just use
the not-ground way?

Ah, yes, we take
the not-ground way.

-What?
-The boats are
close enough together.

We can pull up the ladder
and use it

like a bridge to go
between them.

We climb from boat to boat

until we get to that fence
over there.

So we're playing
"the floor is lava,"

except instead of lava,
it's a terrifying dog

that, frankly, I don't love-ah.

Then we climb down the fence,
get our bikes

and we'll be back
to the restaurant before 11:00.

Easy-peasy, yay Louise-y.

Ah! There's nothing easy
about those peasies.

Come on, let's pull up
the ladder.

[dog barking]

Why are you so angry?
Maybe stay off social media.

Bob, it's kinda hard
to pick up my coffee

when I'm looking at this thing.

Could you put
the cup in my hand?

I want to keep my eyes
on the butterflies.

Oh. Uh, okay.

I'm trying, but you
keep moving your hand.

Here. Right here.

I know, but you keep moving it

-the other way while I--
-Come to me.

-Find me, Bob.
-Just hold still.

There, you got it. That's it.

That wasn't so hard, was it?

[sighs] Maybe you should wait
until they start hatching?

'Cause y-you've been
filming a while.

Nah, I still have three percent
on my battery, so I'm good.

-[entry bell rings]
-Hey, Mort.

-Oh, hi, Mort.
-Hello.

Ooh, is that a butterfly kit?

I got my niece one of those.

Butterflies aren't
just for kids, Mort.

They're for everyone.

You know, I read a book
about butterflies once.

Did you know that some of them
eat their young?

-What?
-And also animal feces.

-Ugh.
-And male butterflies

actually pump fluid
through their digestive tract

and release it from their anus
during mating.

Stop it, Mort! Just stop it!

Sorry.

-It's called "puddling."
-Argh!

-[phone powers down]
-No!

No, the battery died!
Damn it, Mort!

-What?
-Shush!

-[barking]
-[Tina] Uh...

Tina, can you save the groaning
for when you crawl across?

-Yup, got it.
-Don't look down.

That's where the dog is.

Yes, thank you. I'm aware.

But good to check in.

Okay, see? So... [chuckles]

...do it perfectly like I did
and you'll be fine.

Ahh! Just pretend
you're in Cirque du Soleil

and you love your job

and you get paid in croissants.

Nice. Gene, you did it.

[relieved laugh]
Right, see? No big deal.

Your turn, Tina, go.

Don't worry.
It's only terrifying

right before you start

and then the whole time
you're doing it.

[ladder creaking]

[exclaims] Why is the ladder
making those noises?

Ladders make
all kinds of noises.

It just means they're working.

Why didn't it make noises
with you guys?

Because we believed
in ourselves more?

Maybe it's that boob weight?

And you need to throw
your boobs overboard?

Uh...

[panting] Phew.

Are we free yet?

Oh, no! Who put the fence
all the way over there?!

[stomach growls]

[moaning]

-What's wrong, Teddy?
-Coffee's kicking in.

If you know what I mean.

Oh. So, go to the bathroom.

-I-I can't leave 'em.
-Well, then take them.

Haven't they been to
the bathroom with you before?

Ah, not like this, Bob.

I-I don't want them coming
into the world experiencing...

what's gonna happen in there.

I-I'll just hold it.

Ah! It hurts.

It hurts so much, Bob. Ow!

Just go to the bathroom, Teddy.
I'll watch them.

[panting] I'll be fine.
I'm gonna be fine.

Teddy, just go.

-[groaning]
-Please, Teddy.

Go to the bathroom.

-No!
-They won't hatch

in the time you go
to the bathroom, so go.

O-O-Okay. Okay. Okay.

[moaning]

Aww, I want to watch the cocoons
while Teddy poops.

-Huh...
-What?

-They're moving.
-They are?

Oh, my God.
A-Are they hatching?

Oh, boy. Yeah.

They look like they're hatching.

-They are, yeah.
-Oh-- Uh, Teddy?

-[Teddy] What's up?
-They're hatching!

-[Teddy] What?
-Get out here now.

They're hatching.

[Teddy]
No! No, no!

-They're beautiful.
-[Teddy] No, no, not like this!

Oh, you got to-- Hurry!

-It is amazing.
-I can't believe this.

-That is so cool.
-[Teddy] Oh, no! No!

Okay. Good work, everybody.

If people didn't know us,

they'd think we carry ladders
around boats all the time.

[Gene] I just pray we don't
get a ladder infection.

[Louise] Now all we have to do
is put the ladder between here

and that hole in the big boat,

and we crawl
into the middle of it.

And then we go through
and climb over to the fence.

And the dog will just have
to be vegan for the day.

[Gene] Like Ken when he went
to that Morrissey concert.

Uh, that boat looks
not good to go inside.

What? The S.S. Falling Apart?

It's fine. But also,
you should go first probably.

Thanks. Oh.

[creaking]

And there's the ladder's
trademark creaking noises.

Just a part
of its quirky charm. Heh.

[creaking loudly]

Okay, that sound sounded like

the ladder's angry at me now.

I thought we were cool.

Just keep moving, Gene.

Hey, all things considered,
pretty good adventure, right?

You know, you could use
this time to think about

how you maybe want to thank me

for this
unforgettable experience?

Could be a ceremony,
could be a plaque,

maybe T-shirts--

[screaming]

Louise! Don't get eaten!

I don't want us to be one of
those weird two-kid families!

I just need to... [grunts]

[sighs] Wow. You would
do really well in P.E.

if there was always
a bloodthirsty dog there.

[Louise]
Thanks.

[sighs] Okay, time check.

Tina, what's
your ugly watch say?

We have a half hour.

So, maybe, possibly,
we'll make it back in time.

And rub it in Mom
and Dad's face.

Huh. And we have found
ourselves back in a kitchen.

Why is this our life?

We don't have this
in our kitchen.

Do sailing people
stir soup with these?

That's a crowbar.

Probably using it
to scrap all the scraps.

It's heavy.
My muscles want to put it down.

So, should we leave this kitchen

and go back to the one
we're supposed to be in?

Yeah. Let's get this dumb ladder
that tried to kill me

to the other side of the boat.

We're giving you one more shot.

You got that,
Mr. Mean Breaky Ladder?

If that's even your real name.

[metal rumbling and screeching]

-What's going on?
-Rough waves.

We should've taken Dramamine.

[crackling]

[screaming]

[grunting]

[panting]

Anybody else feel that?

What the hell?
Are we upside down?

I think, m-maybe
the boat rolled over?

'Cause the floor's up there

and, uh, we're standing
on the ceiling.

Lionel Richie was wrong.

I don't feel
like dancing at all.

Well, the good news is
we made it to the fence.

The bad news is...

it's doing its job really well
and fencing us in.

Okay, not feeling as good
about our chances

to get back in time
as I did a minute ago.

We were different people
back then.

Right-side-up people.

Maybe this is a way out?

-[barks]
-[kids exclaim]

[Gene]
Oh, yeah, the dog.

There he is. Never change, bro.

Well, we can't go that way.

But it seems like the dog
can't come in here,

so that's good.

Should we try... that way?

[Tina]
Keep exploring the upside-down
collapsing boat? Great.

Boy, really makes you
appreciate floors.

[Gene] Eh, I'm gonna keep
taking them for granted.

It's our system.

Oh, they're beautiful.

Ew, unless you look close up.

That butterfly's
a real butter face.

Hi, little guys. It's me.

Teddy. From before.

When you were caterpillars?
Remember?

We watched Dateline,

and we'd laugh and laugh.
[chuckles]

So, you should probably
let them go now, right?

Yeah, probably.

Oh. Yeah. Right.

-You're not moving.
-Yeah. No, uh...

-Should you, though?
-Uh-huh.

So... soon?

Well, I was thinking.

Well, what if they
just stay with me?

-Uh... Wait, what?
-What?

No, Teddy. They can't stay
trapped in there.

They need to be free.

Every family's different, Linda.

Besides, some butterflies
love captivity.

-Uh...
-I'm pretty sure
that's not true, Teddy.

I-I'll look it up.

Do. Some. Butterflies.

Love. Captivity.

With. The. Right. Guy?

You know what,
I-I don't trust the Internet.

Besides, the butterflies
like it in there.

Don't you, little guys?

I think they're banging
their heads on the side.

No, they're just excited.

Did that one just say "help me"?

No, no. They're happy.

Ooh, bunk beds.

I call top bunk.
I mean, bottom bunk?

Ahh, these are the type
of upside-down issues

you can't foresee!

-Is that sunlight?
-Ooh. That could be good.

Sunlight's usually
outside, right?

I'll just climb up
and take a look.

We'll stay down here.

It takes
a pretty disgusting mattress

for me to not want to lie on it.

-Gene, no!
-[squishes]

Instant regret.

How's it looking up there?

Well, this hole's small,

just big enough for my head.

And up there where
the sunlight's coming through,

I'm seeing a hole
the size of a penny.

So, we're not getting out
this way.

I'm really mad
at both of those holes.

-[dog growling]
-Guys. Shh. Listen.

[growling continues]

Oh, my God. Is that the dog?

Does he sound like he's in here?

-Nah.
-[dog barks]

-Okay, yeah.
-The dog's in the boat!

The dog's in the boat!

Do you think he's here for us

or maybe he just
left his phone in here?

Where is he? Where is he?

-[growling]
-[metal rattles]

-Oh!
-Crap!

[Louise]
Okay, b-back into the kitchen!

-The cabinets.
-I know. They're so outdated.

Oh, for hiding.

[barking]

[grunting]

[barking]

[all sigh]

Wait, if we hide in a cabinet,

are we gonna seem
even more like snacks?

It's exactly what
a snack would do!

And we all know I
kind of already look like

a walking cake pop.

Should we check to see
if he's still out there?

-[barks]
-[screams]

He is. Good to know.

Um, Tina, would you mind

toning down the glaring a bit?

Also, your angry, hot breath--

it's just such a small space.

Oh, is that bothering you?

Here, let me just--

-[exaggerated exhales]
-Ugh...

How's your adventure going,
Louise?

You know, the dangerous one
you made us go on?!

Eh, fair. Pros and cons.

You were too good
for the shell, huh?

Guys, we're gonna be okay.
I just found tongs in here.

Which means we've got
American hero

Neil Arm-tongs with us.

-Hello.
-Not now, Neil.

I'm sorry, all right?

I just wanted to have
an exciting Saturday.

Something to talk about
when we're old and gray,

like Mom and Dad.

But now we're gonna get killed.

And I guess I
kind of feel bad about that.

Yeah. I feel good about you
feeling bad about that.

-That's fair.
-Ugh!

Huh.

Great. Another unhelpful hole.

Or I guess it's more
of an unhelpful crack.

If only these holes and cracks
could come together,

but it t'aint gonna be.

Guys, we've been trying to find
the perfect opening, but...

I think we're gonna
have to make our own.

Um, I don't want to poke holes
in your hole-poking plan,

but isn't that steel?

Isn't steel hard to bend?

It's always been that way
for me.

Th-The crowbar.

If we can get it,
I think we can get out of here.

And we're also gonna
need those tongs.

Make Mama proud, Neil.

[Louise]
Okay, everybody ready?

We're sure it has to be me
that goes down there?

-Yes.
-'Cause when I thought
of the plan,

I wasn't thinking it was me.

I was thinking
maybe it was not me?

-Well, Gene's on tong duty.
-Killing it.

And I'd go, but...
you're taller.

And it'll be easier for you
to climb back up.

Also, you're old.

Gene and I have
our whole lives ahead of us.

Okay, fine. Damn it.

Gene, you're on.

-[dog barking]
-Hey, big fella.

I heard you like smells.

I've got your favorite.
Smelly boy sock.

[barking ferociously]

[exclaiming]

You can do it. And if you
don't make it, I love you.

Don't tell anyone I said that.

[Tina]
Uh...

[barking]

[screams]

-[barking]
-Oh, God! Oh, God!

Ah...!

Wow. Tina. You did it.

I know. It's like... damn, girl.

[nasal voice]
And I did a good job, too.

Neil, you did... fine.

Let's hope this works.

All right, time to crowbar
our asses out of here.

[grunting]

-Huh.
-Is it working?

If it is working, it has
a weird way of showing it.

Oh. We can use this.

Tina, this is no time
for a delicious sauce.

No, we can put this under
the crowbar, for leverage.

What do you mean, leverage?

Are you trying to say cleavage?

What are you trying to say?!

Remember that
Saturday morning adventure

when we tried to move that log
with a stick

and it didn't move,
a-and then we put the stick

against the rock
and then it did move?

-Oh, yeah.
-That was a good adventure.

-When the log moved a little.
-Come on.

[all grunting]

Aha! Yes! [laughs]

Me first.

I mean, who--
Who wants to go first?

Oh, you want me to go? Okay.

You saved my life, tongs.

But I'm still gonna drop you
back in this dirty, old ship.

Goodbye. I love you.

Whew. This is my favorite side
of the fence.

Yeah, the other side sucks.
No offense, fence.

-[barking]
-Ugh, this dog won't quit.

It's, like,
a really good guard dog.

But not good at eating kids.
[laughs]

As En Vogue once said,
"You're never gonna get it."

Tina, ugly watch time check.

-Uh-oh.
-What?

[Tina]
It's gonna be tight.

Okay.

Nope, nope, not ready.

Oh, God.

Hmm. The kids are almost late.

I have to say, I do love winning
a bet against our children.

Me, too. But I always get
a little worried

when they're late.

What if they fell in the ocean,

or they're smoking some vapers,

or they're being chased
by a dog or something?

That's why I don't want
to let the butterflies go.

It's a scary world out there.

Oh, but I'm sure
your kids are fine.

Teddy, please just let them go.

I-It's the right thing to do
and more importantly,

I really want to go back inside.

Fine.

All right, guys.

It's time for you
to go off on your own.

Make me proud. Do great things.

Goodbye, Tyler.
Goodbye, Jessica.

Goodbye, Eduardo.

Be better than me.
Take care of each other.

[panting]
10:59, suckas.

Oh. You're back. Crap.

I mean, hi.

So, how was your adventure?

Did you do anything exciting?

[gasping]
Too exciting. Heh.

I mean, we're fine, and...

and we don't want to have
to get into details,

but Mom and Dad,
the world is a dangerous place

and you should've never
let us leave the house.

Oh, my God. I knew it.

Come back! Tyler!

Jessica! Eduardo!

Come back! Come back! [sobbing]

Well, I'm glad you're
home safe and not dead.

And not covered in vapes.

And I guess you get to keep

your really helpful
Saturday morning adventures.

Uh-huh. Next Saturday,
you know what I'd love?

-A nice morning in.
-What?

I want to get back out there.
I want some more SMAK.

-I'm thinking parkour...
-Mmm...

-Cliff diving.
-Eh.

-Bounty hunting?
-[Gene] Mmm.

Maybe.

Hello. Are you open
and do you have

a cruise customer discount?

Oh, it's so good to get off
that boat for a while.

You don't know the half of it.

[laughing]

I'm gonna go lie down.

♪ Ooh, baby, baby,
it's a wild world ♪

♪ It's hard to get by
just upon a smile ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ Ooh, baby, baby,
it's a wild world ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ And I'll always remember you
like a child, girl ♪

♪ Now that I've lost everything
to you ♪

♪ You say you want
to start something new ♪

♪ And it's breaking my heart
you're leaving ♪

♪ Baby, I'm grieving. ♪

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