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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:28,489 Good evening. 2 00:00:28,490 --> 00:00:34,069 I hope it doesn't disillusion you to see me doing such menial labor, but I like 3 00:00:34,070 --> 00:00:37,030 to demonstrate that I'm just an ordinary person. 4 00:00:37,350 --> 00:00:39,190 Besides, I need the money. 5 00:00:39,430 --> 00:00:45,309 You see, this isn't my car. It's my brother's. He hires me to do work of 6 00:00:45,310 --> 00:00:48,690 sort. He keeps telling me it's for my own good. 7 00:00:49,110 --> 00:00:54,889 I suppose it is in a way, since the car will become mine if anything untoward 8 00:00:54,890 --> 00:00:56,150 should happen to brother. 9 00:00:57,960 --> 00:00:59,010 Most peculiar. 10 00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:11,140 I don't believe you've met my brother. 11 00:01:13,540 --> 00:01:14,590 Goodness, 12 00:01:16,340 --> 00:01:20,000 he used to drop his H's. Now he's dropped the entire alphabet. 13 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:25,220 I closed the trunk because I know he'd like it that way. 14 00:01:25,710 --> 00:01:30,550 He always hated our stories, and we have one coming up in just one minute. 15 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:38,040 Could I please see Mr. Towers? My name is Dave Sumner. 16 00:02:38,460 --> 00:02:40,320 I'm an old friend of his, from college. 17 00:02:40,500 --> 00:02:45,800 Well, okay, but you'd better go around to the back entrance. 18 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:47,290 Back. 19 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:06,240 It's not just that you spend ten hours a day at the office. 20 00:03:06,900 --> 00:03:10,000 It's all those stupid business dinners, Stanley. 21 00:03:10,980 --> 00:03:14,480 The least you could do would be take me dancing every once in a while. 22 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:18,430 Honey, the least you can do is just let me finish reading this report. 23 00:03:18,740 --> 00:03:21,510 Look, why don't you go out shopping or something, huh? 24 00:03:23,020 --> 00:03:24,070 What is it, Hilda? 25 00:03:24,071 --> 00:03:25,139 It's for Mr. 26 00:03:25,140 --> 00:03:26,190 Towers, ma 'am. 27 00:03:26,460 --> 00:03:28,930 There's a man at the back door. He says he knows you. 28 00:03:29,380 --> 00:03:30,430 The back door? 29 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:33,160 Yes, sir. He says his name is Sumner. 30 00:03:33,580 --> 00:03:35,870 Says he's an old friend of yours from college. 31 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:37,490 Sumner? 32 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:39,280 Dave Sumner? 33 00:03:39,780 --> 00:03:40,980 Tell him to come right in. 34 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:43,700 Well, I don't think he wants to come in, Mr. Towers. 35 00:03:44,020 --> 00:03:49,100 He don't look like somebody who... I mean, his clothes. 36 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:52,040 Oh. All right, I'll go out and see him. 37 00:04:06,380 --> 00:04:07,430 Well, 38 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:10,480 it's got to be 20 years, huh? Yeah, 20 years at least. 39 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:11,880 Well, come on in. 40 00:04:12,420 --> 00:04:13,470 Sit down. 41 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:19,518 I was over in Hartsdale doing some odd jobs. I remembered you had a place near 42 00:04:19,519 --> 00:04:21,360 here. I thought I'd stop by. 43 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:26,140 I hope you don't mind. Mind? Of course not. 44 00:04:26,141 --> 00:04:30,259 Gee, you've got a great place here, Stanley. 45 00:04:30,260 --> 00:04:33,750 Listen, what in the world ever happened to you? Since college, I mean. 46 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:35,480 A lot of things, I guess. 47 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:37,130 Most of them bad. 48 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:39,400 Well, I can't figure it out. 49 00:04:39,900 --> 00:04:41,680 You were the head of our class, Dave. 50 00:04:42,460 --> 00:04:44,820 You were president of our senior class. 51 00:04:45,060 --> 00:04:47,560 You were honor student, valedictorian. 52 00:04:47,561 --> 00:04:51,219 You know, I still remember the day you walked off stage at graduation. 53 00:04:51,220 --> 00:04:53,920 Why, you had a stack of awards and honors up to here. 54 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:56,320 Yeah, it was a long time ago. 55 00:04:56,780 --> 00:04:58,020 It sure was. 56 00:04:58,021 --> 00:05:01,339 Listen, are you hungry? Want something to eat? 57 00:05:01,340 --> 00:05:02,390 I wouldn't mind. 58 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:07,319 Boy, I still remember how we used to sit around and talk, you know, at the 59 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:08,370 fraternity house. 60 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:12,939 Remember? About how we felt about things and, you know, what we wanted out of 61 00:05:12,940 --> 00:05:13,979 life. 62 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:16,240 We never did see things the same way, did we? 63 00:05:16,241 --> 00:05:17,619 No, you did not. 64 00:05:17,620 --> 00:05:18,670 No. 65 00:05:18,671 --> 00:05:20,859 Yeah, I had a different picture of the world. 66 00:05:20,860 --> 00:05:21,910 Nice and simple. 67 00:05:22,100 --> 00:05:24,330 If you didn't take, you got taken. That was it. 68 00:05:24,331 --> 00:05:28,919 Well, I saw it happen with my old man with that extrusion machine he invented. 69 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:32,980 He sold the patent for 500 bucks and some big company turned around and 70 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:34,520 Five million dollars with it. 71 00:05:35,100 --> 00:05:38,170 Boy, that's when I decided you'd take it where you can find it. 72 00:05:38,980 --> 00:05:41,630 Do you know how old I was when I made my first million? 73 00:05:41,980 --> 00:05:43,160 Thirty -two, Dave. 74 00:05:44,220 --> 00:05:47,950 But listen, I'm not letting you do any talking. What about yourself, Dave? 75 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:49,740 What's been happening to you? 76 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:51,690 Not much to tell. 77 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:57,540 Things just didn't pan out since I graduated. I tried all kinds of work. 78 00:05:58,940 --> 00:06:02,190 Lately, I've just been picking up jobs wherever I could get them. 79 00:06:02,191 --> 00:06:06,179 Listen, if there's something I could do around the place, Stanley, anything at 80 00:06:06,180 --> 00:06:07,230 all, huh? 81 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:10,190 Yeah, I don't know, Dave. We got a pretty big staff right now. 82 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:16,200 But for old Dave, well, sure, we'll find something for you to do. 83 00:06:16,700 --> 00:06:18,560 Hey, you can help out around the house. 84 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:21,970 And you can drive my wife around when I'm using the chauffeur. 85 00:06:21,971 --> 00:06:25,599 Hey, you can help out when I got people over. I got big business meetings here 86 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:26,519 all the time. 87 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:28,979 You know, you can't work an eight -hour day when you're the boss. You know what 88 00:06:28,980 --> 00:06:30,030 I mean, Dave? 89 00:06:30,031 --> 00:06:31,299 Well, what do you say? Sound okay? 90 00:06:31,300 --> 00:06:33,300 It sounds fine. Okay, it's a deal. 91 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:36,050 Listen, I'll pay you 80 bucks a week in your keep. 92 00:06:36,260 --> 00:06:39,340 And let's do something about these clothes, huh? 93 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:42,520 Dave, good to see you. 94 00:06:45,020 --> 00:06:46,560 Do I have to sign all these? 95 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:48,540 That's right, Mrs. Towers. 96 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:51,220 All six copies? Yep. 97 00:06:51,980 --> 00:06:53,940 Sign all six copies. 98 00:06:54,880 --> 00:06:57,290 Well, that's all I've been doing all night long. 99 00:06:58,500 --> 00:07:00,120 We're going to get writer's crap. 100 00:07:00,121 --> 00:07:04,019 Well, it's worth it, darling. You are now the sole owner of a million -dollar 101 00:07:04,020 --> 00:07:05,039 business. 102 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:08,590 Oh, thanks, Dave. Say, would you put something else on the phonograph? 103 00:07:13,420 --> 00:07:17,339 Well, Stan, I just don't understand. I mean, I know it's legal and all, but, 104 00:07:17,340 --> 00:07:20,119 know, I really don't know anything about running a factory. But you don't have 105 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:21,560 to worry about it, Mrs. Towers. 106 00:07:21,561 --> 00:07:25,459 You'll be getting rid of your interest in the plant in six months, just as soon 107 00:07:25,460 --> 00:07:26,720 as we get rid of it at a loss. 108 00:07:27,969 --> 00:07:30,770 Seems silly to me. Buy a whole factory just to lose money. 109 00:07:30,771 --> 00:07:34,489 Well, that's the way we do business these days, darling. Isn't that right, 110 00:07:34,490 --> 00:07:35,540 That's right. 111 00:07:35,541 --> 00:07:39,089 Say, what about my cousin, Freddy? Can't we get him that deal as plant manager? 112 00:07:39,090 --> 00:07:40,890 Well, if you still want him, Stanley. 113 00:07:40,891 --> 00:07:44,529 But if you put any more relatives on the payroll, we won't need an organization 114 00:07:44,530 --> 00:07:46,290 chart. Just a family tree. 115 00:07:46,971 --> 00:07:51,899 Well, I guess that covers everything for this evening. 116 00:07:51,900 --> 00:07:55,539 Gee, thanks for coming by the house, Harry. I'll see you back in town. And 117 00:07:55,540 --> 00:07:58,419 my regards to the wife, will you, Jim? I will. Thank you very much. Come on, 118 00:07:58,420 --> 00:07:59,179 I'll see you to the door. 119 00:07:59,180 --> 00:08:00,860 Good night, Mrs. Towers. Good night. 120 00:08:13,420 --> 00:08:15,580 Say, what did you say your name was? 121 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:18,870 Sumner. Dave Sumner, ma 'am. Oh, yeah, that's right, Dave. 122 00:08:20,330 --> 00:08:22,740 Would you get Mr. Towers another drink, please? 123 00:08:23,430 --> 00:08:24,990 Or just bring the whole bottle? 124 00:08:25,070 --> 00:08:26,120 Yes, ma 'am. 125 00:08:30,290 --> 00:08:31,340 You know what? 126 00:08:33,690 --> 00:08:36,429 My husband just loves a drink after every meeting. 127 00:08:36,669 --> 00:08:37,719 Oh? 128 00:08:37,970 --> 00:08:39,290 I'll try and remember that. 129 00:08:39,730 --> 00:08:40,780 Yeah. 130 00:08:43,309 --> 00:08:44,569 Hey, it was a good meeting. 131 00:08:44,570 --> 00:08:45,309 Oh, yeah? 132 00:08:45,310 --> 00:08:46,450 Hey, where's my drink? 133 00:08:46,451 --> 00:08:48,359 What's his name's getting you a fresh one? 134 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:51,370 Dave. Honey, how many times I got to tell you his name is Dave? 135 00:08:52,060 --> 00:08:53,520 Oh, thanks. Thanks, Dave. 136 00:08:53,521 --> 00:08:56,259 Listen, it's after midnight. Why don't you hit the sack? 137 00:08:56,260 --> 00:08:58,920 And maybe you can brush up my clothes for the morning. 138 00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:00,450 Yes, sir. 139 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:07,740 What are you laughing at? 140 00:09:08,020 --> 00:09:10,040 Oh, nothing. I was just thinking. 141 00:09:10,691 --> 00:09:12,639 Oh, yeah? 142 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:14,080 Yeah. What were you thinking? 143 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:16,520 Thinking about college. 144 00:09:16,521 --> 00:09:21,059 College. Yeah, you know, Dave and I went to college together. 145 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:22,019 We were buddies. 146 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:24,119 As a matter of fact, we were in the same fraternity. 147 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:25,170 Rah, rah, rah. 148 00:09:25,171 --> 00:09:27,519 Only here's something I didn't tell you. 149 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:30,290 Did you know that he was president of our senior class? 150 00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:31,550 Yeah. 151 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:34,490 Yeah, good old Dave was top scholar in the whole school. 152 00:09:35,940 --> 00:09:37,080 Him? That's right. 153 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:40,740 Yeah, Dave was always a very funny guy. 154 00:09:41,260 --> 00:09:45,099 He figured all you had to have in this world were top grades and high 155 00:09:45,100 --> 00:09:48,430 honors. He thought all you had to do was play the game right. 156 00:09:49,050 --> 00:09:51,350 Only he didn't know the rules. Not like I did. 157 00:09:51,970 --> 00:09:53,020 Wait a minute. 158 00:09:53,030 --> 00:09:55,140 Wait a minute. I want to show you something. 159 00:09:57,590 --> 00:10:00,840 Well, your college yearbook. I didn't know you were sentimental. 160 00:10:01,870 --> 00:10:02,920 Here, let me see that. 161 00:10:03,150 --> 00:10:04,200 That's your picture. 162 00:10:04,410 --> 00:10:06,580 That's not what I want to show you. Let me see. 163 00:10:08,490 --> 00:10:10,770 Well, well, little Stanley Tower. 164 00:10:11,870 --> 00:10:12,920 Stanley Tower. 165 00:10:12,930 --> 00:10:14,250 Business administration. 166 00:10:14,910 --> 00:10:16,590 Vice President, Dance Committee. 167 00:10:18,050 --> 00:10:19,100 Is that all? 168 00:10:19,190 --> 00:10:20,240 Oh, give me that. 169 00:10:20,390 --> 00:10:21,440 Here, let me see. 170 00:10:21,610 --> 00:10:22,660 Wait a minute. 171 00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:24,230 Oh, here it is. 172 00:10:24,650 --> 00:10:26,130 Here, read that. 173 00:10:27,350 --> 00:10:33,710 David L. Sumner, Phi Beta Kappa, President of the Senior Class, Chairman, 174 00:10:33,870 --> 00:10:34,920 Debating Society, 175 00:10:35,470 --> 00:10:41,570 Editor -in -Chief, The Lancer, winner of Polk Award for Scholastic Excellence. 176 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:44,680 Voted most likely to succeed. Yeah, that's the part. 177 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:46,600 That's the best part of all. 178 00:10:46,940 --> 00:10:48,700 Voted most likely to succeed. 179 00:10:54,740 --> 00:10:55,790 Uh, 180 00:11:00,700 --> 00:11:03,400 Faye, uh, do you have the right time? 181 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:05,900 I'm sorry, I don't have a watch. 182 00:11:05,901 --> 00:11:10,299 Oh, well, it doesn't make any difference anyway. 183 00:11:10,300 --> 00:11:12,590 Stanley will come when he gets good and ready. 184 00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:17,600 Do you mind if I ask you something? 185 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:19,250 Oh, not at all. 186 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:25,010 Well, 187 00:11:26,740 --> 00:11:27,790 how come? 188 00:11:28,340 --> 00:11:29,390 How come what? 189 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:33,590 I mean, how come a man like you... See, my husband says you've got a real brain. 190 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:35,780 How come you're doing work like this? 191 00:11:36,300 --> 00:11:37,500 It's the best I could get. 192 00:11:42,030 --> 00:11:44,200 I saw your picture in the college yearbook. 193 00:11:45,010 --> 00:11:46,670 You haven't changed very much. 194 00:11:47,810 --> 00:11:50,150 Not like Stanley, boy. He changes every year. 195 00:11:53,510 --> 00:11:54,560 Hey, would you mind? 196 00:11:54,561 --> 00:11:56,229 What do you mean? 197 00:11:56,230 --> 00:11:59,689 I mean, you can fix the books later. I just kind of wanted to talk a little 198 00:11:59,690 --> 00:12:00,740 Oh, yeah. 199 00:12:00,810 --> 00:12:02,550 What is it you'd like to talk about? 200 00:12:02,770 --> 00:12:04,730 Well, you're so smart, you tell me. 201 00:12:07,430 --> 00:12:08,670 No, I just wanted to... 202 00:12:09,290 --> 00:12:10,340 Ask about you. 203 00:12:10,370 --> 00:12:12,230 Maybe Stanley isn't curious, but I am. 204 00:12:14,230 --> 00:12:15,910 Well, there's not very much to say. 205 00:12:15,990 --> 00:12:19,850 I do odd jobs. I try to do them well. 206 00:12:21,350 --> 00:12:23,570 Is that what you call success? 207 00:12:24,830 --> 00:12:25,880 Maybe it is. 208 00:12:25,881 --> 00:12:28,209 Okay, if you don't want me around, I'll go. 209 00:12:28,210 --> 00:12:29,260 No, no, no, no. 210 00:12:29,650 --> 00:12:31,810 It's your house, Mrs. Towers. 211 00:12:32,670 --> 00:12:33,720 That so, huh? 212 00:12:34,890 --> 00:12:36,610 Yeah, I suppose it is in my name. 213 00:12:37,210 --> 00:12:41,120 Stanley has so many kooky deals going, I never know what's mine and what isn't. 214 00:12:42,210 --> 00:12:43,670 Come on, now, what about it? 215 00:12:44,670 --> 00:12:46,410 Was there some woman or something? 216 00:12:47,430 --> 00:12:48,870 Or is that a stupid question? 217 00:12:50,050 --> 00:12:52,190 No, no, no, it's a very good question. 218 00:12:54,070 --> 00:12:55,230 Yes, there was a woman. 219 00:12:59,030 --> 00:13:03,310 Everything seemed fine when I graduated. 220 00:13:03,990 --> 00:13:06,220 I never had a moment's doubt about my future. 221 00:13:07,630 --> 00:13:10,090 The class even voted me most likely to succeed. 222 00:13:10,830 --> 00:13:13,240 But I guess you know that if you saw the yearbook. 223 00:13:13,370 --> 00:13:14,420 Yeah, I saw that. 224 00:13:15,570 --> 00:13:17,010 Would you like to have a seat? 225 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:25,520 No. 226 00:13:29,650 --> 00:13:34,590 Well, I took a job with a brokerage firm, a friend of my old man's. 227 00:13:35,530 --> 00:13:36,790 That was my first mistake. 228 00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:40,230 I ended up marrying the boss's daughter. 229 00:13:41,050 --> 00:13:42,370 That was my second mistake. 230 00:13:42,850 --> 00:13:48,170 She... She was no angel, let me put it that way. 231 00:13:49,810 --> 00:13:53,410 I went along with her as long as I could, and when I couldn't take it 232 00:13:53,510 --> 00:13:55,530 I... I got a divorce. 233 00:13:58,610 --> 00:14:01,390 From her, from the job, both at the same time. 234 00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:08,310 That's when I discovered I wasn't much of a businessman. 235 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,840 I couldn't make out with any other brokerage firm. 236 00:14:14,180 --> 00:14:20,280 I paid alimony for six years until she got married again. 237 00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:23,060 That's when I started drinking. 238 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:25,220 I guess that's what finally did it. 239 00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:28,000 And I thought I had it rough. 240 00:14:29,340 --> 00:14:31,880 You? Oh, it doesn't look like it, does it? 241 00:14:32,579 --> 00:14:35,040 Big house, a lot of money and a lot of jewelry. 242 00:14:36,180 --> 00:14:39,000 Little Louise Johnson, regular Cinderella, huh? 243 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:41,860 Only thing wrong is Pat's charming. 244 00:14:41,861 --> 00:14:46,039 Well, you've been around here a couple of weeks. You know what goes on. 245 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:47,820 He uses his house like a hotel. 246 00:14:48,260 --> 00:14:50,550 If he has one business meeting, it's another. 247 00:14:50,551 --> 00:14:53,879 If he can't do business at lunch, he does it at dinner. If he can't do it in 248 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:55,260 daytime, he does it at night. 249 00:14:56,180 --> 00:14:58,020 That must be pretty rough on you. 250 00:14:58,440 --> 00:14:59,660 Oh, you have no idea. 251 00:15:01,290 --> 00:15:04,840 Do you know that even when we're alone, he's thinking about business? 252 00:15:05,490 --> 00:15:09,569 He's always got to come up with some smart new way to put something over on 253 00:15:09,570 --> 00:15:11,110 competitor or the tax boys. 254 00:15:13,410 --> 00:15:19,010 Now, wouldn't you think that I could pick out the furniture for our own home? 255 00:15:20,190 --> 00:15:24,889 Oh, no. He has his company order it. And then he just has a truckload set up 256 00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:25,940 here. 257 00:15:26,201 --> 00:15:31,289 And you know that new wing we're building on the house? 258 00:15:31,290 --> 00:15:34,550 Yes. Where do you think all that lumber and stuff is coming from? 259 00:15:34,551 --> 00:15:39,289 He has his company out of that. And then he makes a deal with the contractor 260 00:15:39,290 --> 00:15:40,970 just to send it up here. 261 00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:45,390 I don't even think that's legal, do you? 262 00:15:45,590 --> 00:15:46,640 I doubt it. 263 00:15:47,970 --> 00:15:50,390 He has a thousand little things like that. 264 00:15:52,430 --> 00:15:55,490 Like putting his family on the payroll at fancy salaries. 265 00:15:56,070 --> 00:15:57,890 And then having them kick back half. 266 00:15:59,180 --> 00:16:01,710 Oh, he comes up with something like that every day. 267 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:05,340 And I'm just getting sick of it. 268 00:16:05,980 --> 00:16:08,400 I'm just getting sick to death of it. 269 00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:16,190 Mrs. Towers? 270 00:16:16,620 --> 00:16:17,670 What? 271 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:19,900 Is there something I can do for you? 272 00:16:20,420 --> 00:16:21,560 Get you a drink, maybe? 273 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:24,840 You know, Dave, I think you're right. 274 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:29,430 Success... It's a lousy thing. It really is. 275 00:16:29,770 --> 00:16:30,990 It's better to be a bum. 276 00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:34,149 I don't know about that. No, I mean you have more fun that way. 277 00:16:34,150 --> 00:16:37,030 I'm so bored here. All I can think of to do is to eat. 278 00:16:41,790 --> 00:16:43,390 Hey, that's a good idea. 279 00:16:43,850 --> 00:16:44,900 What's that? 280 00:16:45,950 --> 00:16:49,950 Why don't you fix me a hot bird sundae? 281 00:16:50,550 --> 00:16:52,070 Something real warm. 282 00:16:53,650 --> 00:16:54,700 Yes, ma 'am. 283 00:17:12,371 --> 00:17:14,098 Buddy boy. 284 00:17:14,099 --> 00:17:15,149 Good evening. 285 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,619 What a head. 286 00:17:18,940 --> 00:17:21,260 Hey, fix me something, will you, Dave? 287 00:17:21,660 --> 00:17:23,220 A little something fizzy, huh? 288 00:17:23,221 --> 00:17:25,939 Yes, sir. I think there's something in there. No, I don't need that, Dave. Come 289 00:17:25,940 --> 00:17:26,990 on, make me a drink. 290 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:28,600 Give me a little scotch and soda. 291 00:17:28,601 --> 00:17:29,759 Yes, sir. 292 00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:33,640 Oh, boy, these business meetings really take the starch out of you. 293 00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:37,560 Sometimes I wonder why I work so hard. 294 00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:41,080 I know why. 295 00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:43,320 Money, Dave. 296 00:17:44,710 --> 00:17:48,610 The lousy part is it's getting ten times as hard to make a dollar nowadays. 297 00:17:48,611 --> 00:17:53,329 By the way, the government's got things rigged. You gotta work every minute. 298 00:17:53,330 --> 00:17:55,050 You gotta try all the angles. 299 00:17:55,270 --> 00:17:56,410 You can't ever let down. 300 00:17:57,650 --> 00:17:58,700 Gotta keep going. 301 00:17:59,350 --> 00:18:00,400 Tote that bar. 302 00:18:00,590 --> 00:18:01,640 Lift that veil. 303 00:18:01,770 --> 00:18:04,330 You get a good lawyer, you wind up in jail. 304 00:18:08,070 --> 00:18:09,790 Now, you ain't got it so bad, Dave. 305 00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:12,910 All you got to worry about is a good meal now and then. 306 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:16,720 But when you got money, boy, that's when your troubles really begin. 307 00:18:17,220 --> 00:18:19,280 Is it worth it? Sure, it's worth it. 308 00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:21,180 Nothing else is worth anything. 309 00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:22,780 Haven't you learned that yet? 310 00:18:24,420 --> 00:18:29,199 You and your shining lights and honor bright. Play the game according to all 311 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,250 rules. 312 00:18:34,140 --> 00:18:35,880 You're okay, Dave. You're a nice guy. 313 00:18:36,620 --> 00:18:38,480 What a shame you were born a sucker. 314 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:02,740 Dave, how about you drive me someplace? 315 00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:04,100 Oh, yes, ma 'am. Where to? 316 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:06,460 Anyplace? New York? Boise, Idaho? 317 00:19:06,820 --> 00:19:08,500 Just so long as it's away from here. 318 00:19:08,501 --> 00:19:09,699 Something wrong? 319 00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:12,950 Oh, no. Same thing that's always wrong. Only this time, I've had it. 320 00:19:12,951 --> 00:19:16,039 Dan and I had a fight last night, and I told him what I thought of him. 321 00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:19,279 His phony business deals, I told him what I thought of being nothing but a 322 00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:20,330 deduction. Huh. 323 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,160 Where's Mr. Towers now? 324 00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:25,450 Probably setting up some phony corporation or I don't know. 325 00:19:25,451 --> 00:19:30,619 Would you take the bags out to the car? There's some more in the hall. 326 00:19:30,620 --> 00:19:31,670 All right. 327 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:35,460 You don't belong in this place either. 328 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:37,530 What? 329 00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:39,320 No, you're a nice guy. 330 00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:42,590 But you won't be if you stay around him very long. 331 00:19:42,591 --> 00:19:45,899 Look, why don't we go to some place together? 332 00:19:45,900 --> 00:19:46,950 Just any place. 333 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:48,960 I can't do that, Mrs. Towers. 334 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:53,219 Well, it's only going to get worse. You'll just make more and more deals. 335 00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:54,270 sorry, I can't. 336 00:19:54,780 --> 00:19:55,830 Hey. 337 00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:00,840 What the heck's going on here? 338 00:20:00,841 --> 00:20:03,919 Nothing. I'm just going on a little trip. 339 00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:05,240 A little trip? Where? 340 00:20:07,060 --> 00:20:08,110 Anyplace. 341 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:09,900 Just so long as it's away from here. 342 00:20:10,220 --> 00:20:12,020 Wait a minute. What's this all about? 343 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:16,540 I have tried to tell you a million times what this is all about. 344 00:20:16,541 --> 00:20:19,439 Why don't you ask your friend Dave here? Maybe you'll listen to him. 345 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:20,490 Dave, huh? 346 00:20:20,491 --> 00:20:23,679 Come on, Dave, you're the big brain around here. Tell me what's going on. 347 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:24,730 Nothing, nothing. 348 00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:27,930 Mrs. Towers wanted me to drive it someplace, that's all. 349 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:30,450 Give me the keys. 350 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:32,890 Give me the car keys. 351 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:37,110 If there's any driving to be done around here, I'll do it myself. 352 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,510 You take that bag and go upstairs, Louise. 353 00:20:39,511 --> 00:20:42,359 You go see Everett for the money I owe you. 354 00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:43,410 What? 355 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:44,570 You mean I'm fired? 356 00:20:44,571 --> 00:20:47,899 I'm afraid so, Dave. I don't think this arrangement of ours is going to work 357 00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:48,859 out. 358 00:20:48,860 --> 00:20:51,510 Go on. Consider yourself lucky to be out of this place. 359 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:52,840 I'll talk to you later. 360 00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:57,810 Well? 361 00:20:58,480 --> 00:20:59,530 Well, I'm sorry. 362 00:20:59,531 --> 00:21:01,279 If that's the way you want it. 363 00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:02,420 That's the way I want it. 364 00:21:09,780 --> 00:21:10,830 Well, he's gone. 365 00:21:10,831 --> 00:21:14,189 I suppose you'd like to go with him, too, wouldn't you? 366 00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:15,790 Leave me alone, Stanley. 367 00:21:15,791 --> 00:21:19,309 You're not kidding anybody, Louise. You're not going anywhere. 368 00:21:19,310 --> 00:21:22,230 You like what you've got too much. You're not giving it up. 369 00:21:22,730 --> 00:21:24,650 Well, isn't that right? Leave me alone. 370 00:21:26,370 --> 00:21:28,230 You know where your bread's buttered. 371 00:21:28,430 --> 00:21:31,260 Not with a guy like Dave Sumner, but with someone like me. 372 00:21:32,470 --> 00:21:33,610 Well, isn't that true? 373 00:21:35,030 --> 00:21:36,080 Well, say it. 374 00:21:37,770 --> 00:21:38,870 Go on, say it. 375 00:21:41,620 --> 00:21:42,670 It's true. 376 00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:45,260 Take that bag upstairs. 377 00:21:50,251 --> 00:21:55,219 Well, let's get this over with as soon as possible. 378 00:21:55,220 --> 00:21:58,039 I'd sure like to sneak in a couple of holes of golf this afternoon. That's a 379 00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:01,359 good idea. We sure have got the weather for it. Figured this meeting won't last 380 00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:04,199 more than an hour. Nah, we've been over all this stuff before. 381 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:07,399 Hey, how's your golf game, Harry? Still shooting in the low 90s, huh? 382 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:09,339 It's better now since I've been working with the pro. 383 00:22:09,340 --> 00:22:12,779 Oh, Stanley, I'd like to meet Frank Anderson from our New York office. Glad 384 00:22:12,780 --> 00:22:15,799 know you, sir. He knows everybody down here. I'm certainly glad to meet you, 385 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:18,260 Frank. You think this is going to take very long? 386 00:22:18,261 --> 00:22:20,899 Well, it all depends on what kind of a case they've got. 387 00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:22,160 Let's walk in and find out. 388 00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:23,570 All right. 389 00:22:34,580 --> 00:22:38,070 Make yourselves comfortable, gentlemen. I'll be with you in a moment. 390 00:22:52,430 --> 00:22:53,990 As I believe you know, Mr. Sumner. 391 00:22:54,270 --> 00:22:55,320 Dave? 392 00:22:56,350 --> 00:22:57,970 You mean to say you know that man? 393 00:22:58,130 --> 00:23:00,480 Of course I know him. We went to school together. 394 00:23:00,490 --> 00:23:02,410 He worked at my house only a month ago. 395 00:23:02,750 --> 00:23:06,449 That explains it. The Treasury Department probably assigned him your 396 00:23:06,450 --> 00:23:07,650 because he once knew you. 397 00:23:08,130 --> 00:23:09,870 You mean to tell me he's one of them? 398 00:23:10,130 --> 00:23:11,390 He's a tax investigator? 399 00:23:11,570 --> 00:23:15,300 More than that. He's the most successful agent in the Treasury Department. 400 00:23:26,830 --> 00:23:30,710 I do believe that was the most frightening story we have ever 401 00:23:31,490 --> 00:23:36,990 Fortunately, it will only frighten one segment of our population, taxpayers. 402 00:23:37,730 --> 00:23:44,010 Now for something equally frightening, a commercial, after which I shall appear. 403 00:23:45,110 --> 00:23:48,890 That is all for tonight, and it was quite enough, too. 404 00:23:49,110 --> 00:23:54,350 Next week I shall be here again, and I know my brother will be also. 405 00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:57,540 I seem to have locked the trunk key inside. 406 00:23:58,260 --> 00:24:00,440 So until then, good night. 407 00:24:00,490 --> 00:24:05,040 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32049

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