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You gave so much in life.
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I hope your soul's rest
is perfect and peaceful,
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because your body's in for a long ride.
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If the coffin's a-rockin',
don't come a-knockin'.
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Garret, wait a second.
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Why is there no casket?
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'Cause there was
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nothing left of his father to bury.
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Come join us, brother.
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Welcome.
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You'll be happy here.
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I think I like it already.
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Hi, pop.
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So Dollface has
this gigantic insider guard
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in a chokehold,
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when all of a sudden I hear this loud...
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The guard is dead as hell,
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and his eyeballs
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are just dangling out of their sockets.
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Dollface is like,
"guess this guy's a sailor man,
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because I just made him Popeye."
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Oh, that's fucking crazy.
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She has so many stories like that,
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and she tells them way better than me.
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You would know that
if you stopped avoiding her.
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I'm not avoiding her.
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I'm just not going out of my way
to interact with her.
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There's a difference.
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All right, if we're being honest,
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she's just not my cup of tea.
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You don't even know her.
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If my brother was in the car behind us,
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I sure as hell wouldn't
be riding with your dumb ass.
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Family isn't just being related, okay?
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If I was a beaver,
I wouldn't spend all my time
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hanging out with other big ass rodents.
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If a gator was cool,
and the vibe was right,
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I'D kick it with him.
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Shit, not again.
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What?
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Oh, let's check it at the next stop.
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- No. Pull over now.
- If something's wrong,
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you should address it right away.
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Pull over right here.
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Go talk to your sister, asshole!
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You piss her off?
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Get in.
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You, out.
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Someone need a ride?
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I told you, we're done, And I meant it.
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That's what I like
about the Jeremy Express.
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It's all caboose.
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I love what
you've done with the interior.
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Really shows pride of ownership.
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Still a neat freak.
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So, what was it like
being back at our old house?
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Like prison, just with a lot of pizza.
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Come on, nothing in there
caught your interest?
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The Baby-Sitters Club.
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Oh, shit.
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- I used to love those books.
- Word?
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Yeah, yeah. Ah, I had
such a crush on Logan.
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Okay, so I gotta know,
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how did Abby join the BSC in book 89?
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Abby?
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Abby. Abby.
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Uh, Abby, I...
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I don't remember.
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Well, excuse me for
not remembering a book,
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Mr. "I bonked my head
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and literally can't remember anything."
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Well, it's not like
I'm trying not to remember.
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- I'm dying.
- Should we make camp?
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Yeah, Ash.
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We'll head for Diesel City
at first light.
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Why don't you go set up
by the water tower up ahead?
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John and I are going
to take a little detour.
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Detour? I don't want to take a detour.
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Shut up. You do. We're going.
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Copy that.
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Have fun, John.
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Copy that. Ashley and I
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will be scouting
for food and supplies, over.
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Who knows?
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Maybe I'll get lucky, find me a muffin.
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I told you, the bakery's closed.
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Checking for bakery hours.
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Finally. Ready to fucking rock.
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♪ Just tell me how I got this far ♪
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♪ Just tell me why you're here
and who you are ♪
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♪ 'Cause every time I look ♪
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♪ You're never there ♪
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♪ And every time I sleep ♪
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♪ You're always there ♪
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Here we go!
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♪ 'Cause you're everywhere to me ♪
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Would you shut up?!
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What the hell are you doing here?
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Covering my ears mostly.
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- That's John singing.
- Yeah.
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What are you doing in my trunk?!
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You stood up for me back there.
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You...
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You saved me, Quiet.
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All right,
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I laid it on a little thick
at the end there.
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Fine. Look,
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I want to enter the tournament.
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It's not funny.
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Oh, it is the way I'm picturing it.
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You'd be dead two minutes in,
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all flattened out, eyes crossed,
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- tongue hanging out.
- That will not be me. Okay?
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You're looking at the best
driver on the West Coast.
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- No I'm not.
- Yes, you are.
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- Think so?
- Know so.
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Prove it.
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Wow, you don't have a goddamn clue
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what you're doing, do you?
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I am just getting my bearings.
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You know, my ex-husband's car
was European.
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It was a lot cooler than this.
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All right, just put it in gear.
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Oh, my God!
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Stop, stop, stop, oh, my God.
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Why did you throw it in reverse?
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D is for drive, dumbass.
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What... no, I put it in drive.
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- D, drive.
- That's an R.
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Do you not know how to read either?
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- No. Of course I can read.
- You're looking at
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the best reader on the West Coast.
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Okay, that's it.
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Get out. We're done.
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Ha, got you!
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Who's the dumb ass now?
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Have fun walking to Diesel City, bitch.
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Eat my diggity dust!
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, no, the dust.
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Shut up!
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Faster to go by canoe.
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You know what? Fine. Fine, whatever.
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Just wake me up when Dollface gets back.
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She'll teach me.
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Is that what you think
is going to happen?
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She gives zero fucks.
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I sort of gave one teeny fuck,
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but, damn, I guess I was wrong.
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Millennium Drive-In.
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Headlights, Camera, Action.
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I don't even want to know
what kind of action
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got blood all the way up there.
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Where are you going?
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We stopped here one year
on the family road trip.
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Your little mind was blown
by watching a movie in a car.
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You were so obsessed,
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you made Dad take us here every summer.
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- Come on.
- You're insane
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if you think I'm going in there.
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This shit looks haunted.
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You're still afraid of ghosts?
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Wow.
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Amnesia really is a bitch.
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You forget your whole life,
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but still remember to be a pussy.
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I'll show you a pussy!
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Hold up, wait!
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"L & K wuz here."
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This was our spot.
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Hmm. Come on, get in.
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My God, would you chill?
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- There's nobody here but us.
- I know that.
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Get in the car.
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Come on.
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I would try and get
the projector working,
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but I'm not going in that shack.
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It's okay. We're not here
for that anyway.
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I was hoping
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we could shake some memories loose.
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Maybe this will help.
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So whenever there was a car chase scene,
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Dad would let you climb over
into the driver's seat
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and pretend like you were in the movie.
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And you would go crazy
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just pulling at the steering wheel,
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yelling all your little quips.
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- Dry steering?
- Mm-hmm.
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You mean to tell me they would let me
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torque at the tie rods like that?
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Not to mention scuff the tires.
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So our parents really treated
their vehicles like that?
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Ooh, cool your jets there,
Martin Luther Keys.
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You were little.
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You couldn't do any real damage.
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But we did do a number
on the upholstery though.
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Every time Mom and Dad
would go to the snack shack,
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we would climb through the sunroof
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and scuff up the back seats.
That would piss them off.
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What you staring at me for?
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The family whistle?
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It was Dad's way of telling us
to sit our asses down.
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I swear you could hear it
from miles away.
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Right, it's like when
Abby's dad taught her
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how to whistle through an acorn cap.
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Would you shut up about
the stupid fucking book?
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Look at me. Are you even
trying to remember?
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No. I'm not.
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You want to know what it was like for me
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being in that house?
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All the pictures,
all the stuff in my room,
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all the things I'm supposed
to remember, but I don't.
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And then realizing
if I did get my memory back...
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I'd just be weighed down
by everything that I lost.
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My parents, my sister, myself.
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I'd rather just be me, be John.
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- But you're Lionel.
- Lionel's dead!
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What was that?
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I don't know, you brought me here!
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What the fuck?
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What the fuck am I
even looking at right now?
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I don't know, but whatever he is,
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he's not wearing a shirt,
and he's fucking jacked.
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Those perfectly formed pectorials
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are basically bull's eyes. Watch this.
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Oh, I'm so sorry!
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You shot me! What the fuck?
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I'll lay down suppressive fire,
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- and you run.
- Okay.
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Run!
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Goddammit!
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- In there!
- Go, go, go!
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Oh, shit.
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Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
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Oh my God, you fucking shot me.
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- What the fuck?
- I'm so sorry!
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- Please don't cry.
- I'm not gonna cry, asshole!
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- Ow, Jesus!
- It's okay. Is it bad?
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Oh, shit. Uh, it's barely noticeable.
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No, no, no,
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It's not... you can't even see...
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Shh!
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Here, sew it up. Sew it up.
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I don't want a nasty scar.
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Right.
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I got this, okay.
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Come on. Have you got it?
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Yeah, I got it.
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- You got it?
- Okay. Do I come from the top
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- or the bottom?
- You ain't got shit!
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- Okay, I...
- Hold onto this.
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- Okay, okay, okay.
- Make yourself useful.
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- Okay.
- God.
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Oh, that's so aggressive.
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Before you even
start the car, do your checks.
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Gassed up, guns loaded,
mirrors clear of vultures,
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hands on the wheel at ten and two.
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No way! I wanna look cool
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when I cross the finish line.
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Okay, yeah.
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First lesson.
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You gotta outrun some vultures.
263
00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:15,542
Think fast.
264
00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:23,583
Tried to 180 out of here,
and the vultures caught you.
265
00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:25,051
You're dead.
266
00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:26,353
Again.
267
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:33,059
Wrong.
268
00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:33,693
Nope.
269
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:39,332
Dead, dead, dead.
270
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:43,169
Lesson two.
271
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:44,504
Holy men dead ahead.
272
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:45,672
Shit, shit!
273
00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:49,743
You're hanging your ass out.
274
00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:52,112
Oh, fuck!
275
00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:06,226
You were supposed to drive
through the barrels.
276
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:07,794
Guess what? You died again.
277
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:10,096
Goddamn it.
278
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:12,232
Time for your final exam. Drive.
279
00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:13,266
What are you doing?
280
00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:15,235
There's a killer clown
281
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:17,404
with flaming hair right behind us.
282
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:18,772
- What's the move?
- At first I...
283
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:19,839
Go!
284
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:21,307
You didn't even give me a chance!
285
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:23,143
Think fast!
286
00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:27,380
You giving up? I knew it.
287
00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:28,314
I knew you weren't cut out for this.
288
00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:29,549
Fuck you, Quiet!
289
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:39,392
I don't even want to know
what nasty diseases
290
00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:42,495
you gave yourself using
that dirty ass needle.
291
00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:45,331
I don't need medical advice, Dr. Piss.
292
00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:46,332
We just need to figure out
293
00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:48,301
how we're getting past
those sound wave things.
294
00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:50,370
Without sexy car man
knowing that we're in here.
295
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,371
Well, if we're going
to make it out of here,
296
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:52,539
we're going to need
a better vantage point.
297
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:55,709
I'm going to climb to the top
of the projection screen.
298
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:56,576
No, you're not.
299
00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:58,611
We're going to the concession stand.
300
00:17:58,645 --> 00:18:00,380
Whatever's powering
those sound wave thingies
301
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:01,681
is for sure coming from there.
302
00:18:01,715 --> 00:18:03,216
Wait.
303
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,385
Wait, I'm remembering something.
304
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,153
- Really?
- Yeah.
305
00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:08,621
- What?
- I remember telling you
306
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:10,924
it was a fucking bad idea
to come in here!
307
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:12,258
Shh!
308
00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:13,326
Do you hear that?
309
00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:18,164
It's the sound of a scared little bitch.
310
00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:19,432
Oh, wait, that's you.
311
00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:05,478
Did you see those metal hands?
312
00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:07,380
This motherfucker is full of surprises.
313
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:14,954
I wonder how he, uh, you know,
314
00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:16,990
starts his own engine.
315
00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:18,658
Forearms on that guy?
316
00:19:18,692 --> 00:19:20,660
One wrong move, He'll rip the shit off.
317
00:19:20,694 --> 00:19:21,494
Poor son of a bitch.
318
00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:24,230
Okay, so what's the plan?
319
00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:25,799
Oh, yeah. Let's shoot
our way out of here,
320
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,434
because that worked
so well the first time.
321
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:28,234
It worked well for me.
322
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:30,270
I looked fucking great.
323
00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:32,739
Ashley! Ashley!
324
00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:37,510
Oh, yes, give mama that French bread!
325
00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:40,580
It's proofing. It's proofing.
326
00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:44,317
Did you hear that?
327
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,431
Come on, May,
328
00:19:58,465 --> 00:19:59,866
you can't stay back there forever.
329
00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:03,403
Fine.
330
00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:05,839
If you're not going to come out,
then I'm going to eat.
331
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:08,575
I am starving.
332
00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:10,977
Mm-mmm!
333
00:20:11,011 --> 00:20:14,014
Oh, my gosh. Oh, it's so good.
334
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:15,849
Mmm, and I have so much of it.
335
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:22,956
What is it?
336
00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:25,892
- Rattlesnake.
- You can make snake jerky?
337
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:27,894
Yeah. It's not that hard.
338
00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:29,629
My brother taught me how.
339
00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:31,798
Killing the fuckers
is a pain in the ass.
340
00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:33,500
But then you salt them
341
00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:35,602
and put them in a salt bath
342
00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:37,637
and hang them out to dry.
343
00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:39,572
It has to be strong sunlight, though.
344
00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:40,840
I learned that the hard way.
345
00:20:43,043 --> 00:20:45,045
- What happened?
- What do you think?
346
00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:46,312
I ate it raw
347
00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:48,748
and puked so hard I shit myself.
348
00:20:48,782 --> 00:20:51,051
Yeah, it was a lot of shit too,
349
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:53,386
- like, everywhere.
- Ooh, that's tough.
350
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:55,488
My brother wouldn't stop
laughing, the jagoff.
351
00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:58,391
Hmm, guess being a jagoff
runs in the family.
352
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:01,795
Yeah.
353
00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:06,966
He wasn't a great teacher,
but he helped me survive.
354
00:21:09,703 --> 00:21:11,538
Eventually I figured it out on my own.
355
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:17,510
Listen, why do you want to enter
this tournament so badly?
356
00:21:17,544 --> 00:21:19,779
You do know it's to the death, right?
357
00:21:19,813 --> 00:21:22,415
Yeah. So?
358
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:24,417
I'm not afraid of dying.
359
00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:26,619
And if I win,
360
00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:28,688
I could wish for a better life.
361
00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:34,928
Come on, let's try again.
362
00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:36,930
Okay.
363
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:38,798
Shh, shh, come on.
364
00:21:38,832 --> 00:21:39,833
Okay.
365
00:21:54,114 --> 00:21:56,049
How is this guy even alive?
366
00:22:00,553 --> 00:22:03,690
Come on. He's distracted.
367
00:22:17,037 --> 00:22:19,139
Eww. This place is a mess.
368
00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:21,441
But it's still cleaner than your car.
369
00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:23,143
Smells better too.
370
00:22:23,176 --> 00:22:24,944
Shut up and cut the power.
371
00:22:32,085 --> 00:22:34,454
"Axel."
372
00:22:39,793 --> 00:22:42,028
What kind of sick fuck would do this?
373
00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:49,135
I'd lower that pea-shooter
if I were you.
374
00:22:49,169 --> 00:22:51,471
Put it on the counter.
375
00:22:51,504 --> 00:22:53,873
I'm impressed you got past my guard dog.
376
00:22:53,907 --> 00:22:55,642
Not many do.
377
00:22:55,675 --> 00:22:57,477
We're just trying
to get out of here, man.
378
00:22:57,510 --> 00:22:59,446
Oh, please. You're like everyone else
379
00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:00,447
who comes sniffing around here
380
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,148
trying to steal my life's work.
381
00:23:02,182 --> 00:23:03,883
You're jealous.
382
00:23:03,917 --> 00:23:05,185
Why would we be jealous of you?
383
00:23:05,218 --> 00:23:06,619
You're making car people.
384
00:23:06,653 --> 00:23:08,755
That's an oversimplification!
385
00:23:08,788 --> 00:23:11,858
I evolved that broken killer
into something more.
386
00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:13,093
If the only way to survive outside
387
00:23:13,126 --> 00:23:15,628
is to be in a car,
388
00:23:15,662 --> 00:23:18,732
then what if you could be the car?
389
00:23:18,765 --> 00:23:21,501
But it's still not right.
390
00:23:21,534 --> 00:23:23,169
There's still too much human in him.
391
00:23:23,203 --> 00:23:26,773
But I could get it right
with one of you.
392
00:23:26,806 --> 00:23:29,042
So what, you just make cars
out of Black people?
393
00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:31,845
What? no! It's not racially motivated.
394
00:23:31,878 --> 00:23:33,646
- Is that how it's coming off?
- Yeah!
395
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:35,615
I mean, you look at him, you look at us.
396
00:23:35,648 --> 00:23:36,583
Let me just say,
397
00:23:36,616 --> 00:23:39,552
I've always believed
science is colorblind.
398
00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:41,721
God.
399
00:23:44,257 --> 00:23:46,559
What's going on with him?
400
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:48,995
He's not sick, is he?
401
00:23:49,029 --> 00:23:51,197
To be honest,
I have no idea what he's doing.
402
00:23:51,231 --> 00:23:52,699
Family whistle!
403
00:23:52,732 --> 00:23:54,067
The family whistle!
404
00:24:03,209 --> 00:24:05,245
Ooh.
405
00:24:05,278 --> 00:24:08,615
Some of my best friends
406
00:24:08,648 --> 00:24:09,983
are Black.
407
00:24:12,752 --> 00:24:14,754
Thanks, big bro.
408
00:24:14,788 --> 00:24:15,789
Now, if we can just get
409
00:24:15,822 --> 00:24:18,792
that tiny little butthole
of a mouth to whistle.
410
00:24:18,825 --> 00:24:21,294
If my mouth is a butthole, so is yours.
411
00:24:21,327 --> 00:24:22,796
That's how genes work.
412
00:24:22,829 --> 00:24:24,097
Now, go cut the power so we can bail.
413
00:24:38,278 --> 00:24:39,279
Hey, uh,
414
00:24:39,312 --> 00:24:41,581
Axel, right?
415
00:24:41,614 --> 00:24:44,117
Listen, I know we had our differences,
416
00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:46,252
but, um, we just killed
417
00:24:46,286 --> 00:24:48,221
this little racist nerd,
418
00:24:48,254 --> 00:24:49,255
and we cut the power,
419
00:24:49,289 --> 00:24:51,758
so you're free to go.
420
00:24:51,791 --> 00:24:54,627
Now I hope we can go
our separate ways peacefully.
421
00:24:54,661 --> 00:24:56,896
What?!
422
00:24:56,930 --> 00:24:59,766
We've had our differences...
423
00:24:59,799 --> 00:25:00,567
Dude, you got...
424
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,002
you gotta use your big boy voice
425
00:25:02,035 --> 00:25:04,604
- What you...
- We cut the power.
426
00:25:04,637 --> 00:25:05,605
You're free to go.
427
00:25:05,638 --> 00:25:07,807
Oh, good looking out.
428
00:25:07,841 --> 00:25:09,576
I hated that motherfucker.
429
00:25:09,609 --> 00:25:15,148
Peace!
430
00:25:18,785 --> 00:25:21,154
Remember, driving is about
making a decision
431
00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:22,622
and making it happen.
432
00:25:22,655 --> 00:25:24,157
You second guess yourself,
433
00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:25,025
you crash and burn.
434
00:25:25,058 --> 00:25:28,328
All right, gassed up, guns loaded,
435
00:25:28,361 --> 00:25:31,164
mirrors clear of... Jeremy?
436
00:25:31,197 --> 00:25:33,767
Run!
437
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,201
He's coming!
438
00:25:42,008 --> 00:25:43,610
Damn.
439
00:25:43,643 --> 00:25:44,678
Drive.
440
00:25:55,355 --> 00:25:58,058
Uh, what is he doing?
441
00:26:08,034 --> 00:26:11,037
Oh, shit! We decided to drive! D! D!
442
00:26:19,679 --> 00:26:20,680
Holy shit, I did it!
443
00:26:20,714 --> 00:26:21,848
- Celebrate later.
- Right!
444
00:26:30,023 --> 00:26:33,059
Uh, what the hell is that?!
445
00:26:33,093 --> 00:26:37,297
Quiet, this wasn't on the final exam!
446
00:26:37,330 --> 00:26:38,264
Think fast!
447
00:26:50,443 --> 00:26:52,912
]
448
00:27:02,422 --> 00:27:06,860
♪ 'Cause you're everywhere to me ♪
449
00:27:06,893 --> 00:27:11,364
♪ When I close my eyes it's you I see ♪
450
00:27:11,398 --> 00:27:16,836
♪ And everything I know
that makes me believe ♪
451
00:27:16,870 --> 00:27:21,975
♪ I'm not alo-whoa-whoa-one ♪
452
00:27:22,008 --> 00:27:26,246
♪ 'Cause you're everything to me ♪
453
00:27:26,279 --> 00:27:31,151
♪ And when I close me eyes
It's you I see ♪
454
00:27:31,184 --> 00:27:36,756
♪ You're everything I know
that makes me believe ♪
455
00:27:36,790 --> 00:27:40,860
♪ I'm not alo-whoa-whoa-one ♪
456
00:27:40,894 --> 00:27:43,063
When we win I was thinking maybe
457
00:27:43,096 --> 00:27:45,465
I'd take Quiet up to grandpa's cabin.
458
00:27:45,498 --> 00:27:47,467
Oh. The cabin.
459
00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:49,903
You know that brings back some memories.
460
00:27:49,936 --> 00:27:52,205
Wait, how are you gonna
remember Grandpa cabin
461
00:27:52,238 --> 00:27:53,940
and not Grandpa?
462
00:27:53,973 --> 00:27:56,976
I might have found a way there.
463
00:28:00,413 --> 00:28:02,382
- Hey, I drew this.
- Yeah.
464
00:28:05,085 --> 00:28:06,886
Bitch, you read my diary?
465
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:08,388
What? No, I wouldn't...
466
00:28:08,421 --> 00:28:10,523
Yeah. Okay, just a little bit.
467
00:28:10,557 --> 00:28:11,891
Look, I got tired
of hearing about horses
468
00:28:11,925 --> 00:28:14,260
and how funny Brian Carroll was.
469
00:28:14,294 --> 00:28:16,096
Ooh, funny and fine.
470
00:28:16,129 --> 00:28:16,996
Ugh.
471
00:28:17,030 --> 00:28:18,932
No third grader could resist his charms.
472
00:28:18,965 --> 00:28:20,900
Oh, well.
473
00:28:22,535 --> 00:28:24,270
Look who decided to show up.
474
00:28:24,304 --> 00:28:25,772
Why is the kid driving?
475
00:28:25,805 --> 00:28:26,806
Why is your face all fucked up?
476
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:29,376
We just had a run in
with the grim douchebag
477
00:28:29,409 --> 00:28:31,044
and a naked man on wheels.
478
00:28:31,077 --> 00:28:32,879
Axel!
479
00:28:32,912 --> 00:28:34,381
Ashley and Jeremy are dead.
480
00:28:34,414 --> 00:28:35,982
They're real fucking dead.
481
00:28:36,016 --> 00:28:36,883
And we're going to be next
482
00:28:36,916 --> 00:28:38,184
if we don't get the fuck out of here.
483
00:28:38,218 --> 00:28:40,420
Shit. Okay, we should load up.
484
00:28:40,453 --> 00:28:41,988
- I'll ride with you.
- Okay.
485
00:28:46,126 --> 00:28:48,862
- So the detour worked, huh?
- It did.
486
00:28:48,895 --> 00:28:50,897
Thank you for making that happen.
487
00:28:50,930 --> 00:28:52,298
You're high, aren't you?
488
00:28:52,332 --> 00:28:53,900
Indubitab-ably.
489
00:29:02,142 --> 00:29:04,844
Ash and Jeremy weren't
the best soldiers,
490
00:29:04,878 --> 00:29:07,147
but their hearts were committed
to the cause.
491
00:29:09,149 --> 00:29:12,952
May their souls bang for eternity.
492
00:29:23,463 --> 00:29:25,398
Why didn't she bury the mask?
493
00:29:25,432 --> 00:29:27,233
The mission lives on.
494
00:29:27,267 --> 00:29:29,336
It'll go to the next doll
worthy of wearing it.
495
00:29:29,369 --> 00:29:30,136
Hmm.
496
00:29:30,170 --> 00:29:30,770
Well, you know, when you go down,
497
00:29:30,804 --> 00:29:32,972
I'll keep your mask alive.
498
00:29:33,006 --> 00:29:34,874
- Oh, that's so nice.
- Yeah.
499
00:29:34,908 --> 00:29:35,709
Knowing your driving,
500
00:29:35,742 --> 00:29:37,043
it'll probably be you that kills me.
501
00:29:51,324 --> 00:29:52,425
Diesel City,
502
00:29:52,459 --> 00:29:55,895
where the biggest, scariest,
loudest special weapons
503
00:29:55,929 --> 00:29:57,130
are made and sold.
504
00:29:57,163 --> 00:29:58,965
That's cool,
but we don't have any money.
505
00:29:58,998 --> 00:30:01,267
We don't need money,
506
00:30:01,301 --> 00:30:03,937
because we're going to steal them.
507
00:30:19,252 --> 00:30:20,920
This is my kind of party!
508
00:30:20,954 --> 00:30:23,056
Welcome to my contest.
509
00:30:23,089 --> 00:30:25,492
What are you up to,
you long-haired fuck?
510
00:30:25,525 --> 00:30:27,360
You'll compete in multiple rounds,
511
00:30:27,394 --> 00:30:30,163
each unique and more deadly
than the last.
512
00:30:30,196 --> 00:30:32,298
Where in the fuck
do you think you're going?
513
00:30:32,332 --> 00:30:34,968
If you survive, you advance.
514
00:30:35,001 --> 00:30:36,936
There's a lot of
stone-cold killers here.
515
00:30:36,970 --> 00:30:38,938
- Hi, Sweet Tooth.
- Ah!
516
00:30:38,972 --> 00:30:40,607
Grimm, how the hell did you get out?
517
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:42,609
I got a special invitation.
518
00:30:42,642 --> 00:30:44,010
The last driver behind the wheel
519
00:30:44,044 --> 00:30:44,978
gets their wish granted.
520
00:30:46,946 --> 00:30:47,947
We're taking them all down.
521
00:30:47,981 --> 00:30:49,082
♪ Bash it up Bash it up ♪
522
00:30:49,115 --> 00:30:49,949
♪ Bash it up ♪
523
00:30:49,983 --> 00:30:50,917
♪ Bash it up ♪
524
00:30:50,950 --> 00:30:52,052
♪ Hey ♪
525
00:30:52,085 --> 00:30:53,186
♪ Man you're talkin' back to me ♪
526
00:30:53,219 --> 00:30:54,354
Go, go, go, go, go! Fuck!
527
00:30:54,387 --> 00:30:55,221
♪ Take him out ♪
528
00:30:55,255 --> 00:30:57,090
I'm worried what it'll take to win.
529
00:30:57,123 --> 00:30:59,959
You make a run at me, I will end you.
530
00:30:59,993 --> 00:31:01,361
Coroner gonna list your cause of death
531
00:31:01,394 --> 00:31:02,395
as everything.
532
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It's time for the tournament to begin!
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John!
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Do you think we'll win?
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- ♪ Come out and play ♪
- Get some!
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Welcome to Twisted Metal!
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