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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,410 --> 00:00:12,740 All: [chanting] down with porn! 2 00:00:12,870 --> 00:00:15,740 Down with porn! Down with porn! 3 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:18,550 Down with porn! - Keep our kids safe! 4 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:21,280 Porn is bad! We hate porn! 5 00:00:21,420 --> 00:00:24,280 All: Down with porn! - Porn is bad! 6 00:00:24,290 --> 00:00:25,750 - It's a real shame. 7 00:00:25,890 --> 00:00:27,350 Being exposed to smut as a child 8 00:00:27,490 --> 00:00:29,220 Is what made me the man I am today. 9 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:30,490 - Why are we even here? 10 00:00:30,490 --> 00:00:31,690 - We're required to be on hand 11 00:00:31,830 --> 00:00:33,290 For any protests that involve burning. 12 00:00:33,300 --> 00:00:34,560 All: Down with porn! 13 00:00:34,700 --> 00:00:35,900 - Hey, you know there's porn 14 00:00:36,030 --> 00:00:37,970 On your phones and laptops, too, right? 15 00:00:38,100 --> 00:00:40,770 [chanting stops] 16 00:00:42,700 --> 00:00:44,300 - Burn the porn! All: Down with porn! 17 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:45,710 - We hate porn! - Down with porn! 18 00:00:45,710 --> 00:00:48,310 - Unreal. There's always that one dumb guy 19 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:49,580 In every group, huh? 20 00:00:49,710 --> 00:00:51,510 - Porn is bad! All: Down with porn! 21 00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:53,250 - Why won't this light? 22 00:00:53,250 --> 00:00:54,450 It's satan! 23 00:00:54,450 --> 00:00:55,580 - Look at 'em, amateurs. 24 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:57,250 They didn't even bring lighter fluid. 25 00:00:57,390 --> 00:00:59,050 - Yeah, well, in their defense, they're probably used 26 00:00:59,050 --> 00:01:01,520 To burning schoolbooks, which go up a lot easier. 27 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:03,720 - I bet an m-80 will get this party started! 28 00:01:03,860 --> 00:01:06,130 - What is he doing? All: Down with porn! 29 00:01:06,130 --> 00:01:08,730 - Hey, you're not permitted for explosives! 30 00:01:08,730 --> 00:01:11,030 - Sir, sir, sir! - Hey, hey! 31 00:01:12,870 --> 00:01:13,800 All: Oh! 32 00:01:13,940 --> 00:01:17,470 [rock music] 33 00:01:17,470 --> 00:01:20,540 [children shouting] 34 00:01:22,740 --> 00:01:26,750 - Yes, tits! - Yeah! 35 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:30,550 - All right, dick! - Yeah! 36 00:01:30,690 --> 00:01:32,550 - Well, if that's not a sign from god, 37 00:01:32,550 --> 00:01:34,150 I don't know what is. 38 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:35,560 - Amen. - Amen. 39 00:01:39,290 --> 00:01:41,090 - Fuck me. [all gasp] 40 00:01:41,230 --> 00:01:42,560 - What? 41 00:01:42,700 --> 00:01:45,570 [foreigner's "hot blooded"] 42 00:01:51,510 --> 00:01:54,110 - ♪ well, I'm hot-blooded ♪ 43 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:56,640 ♪ check it and see ♪ 44 00:01:56,780 --> 00:02:00,310 ♪ I got a fever of 103 ♪ 45 00:02:00,450 --> 00:02:03,780 ♪ I'm hot-blooded ♪ 46 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:05,920 - Then he's like, "I'm so broke, 47 00:02:06,060 --> 00:02:08,860 I can't even pay attention." [laughter] 48 00:02:08,990 --> 00:02:10,590 Yes, I knew that joke, man. 49 00:02:10,730 --> 00:02:12,130 - Hey, mr. Shabby shoes, what's going on 50 00:02:12,260 --> 00:02:13,460 With the sole of those boots? 51 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:14,730 - Oh, the bottom's coming loose, 52 00:02:14,860 --> 00:02:16,200 But I got some glue in my locker. 53 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:17,670 - Station doesn't pay for new boots? 54 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:19,400 - We're supposed to get a boot allowance, 55 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:20,670 But chief can be a bit stingy. 56 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:22,140 [grunts goofily] money. 57 00:02:22,140 --> 00:02:24,070 - What happens to granny if he loses his sole? 58 00:02:24,210 --> 00:02:27,070 Does he start listening to kenny g? 59 00:02:27,210 --> 00:02:29,740 - What the fuck did you just say to me? 60 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:30,880 - It was just a joke. I-- 61 00:02:31,010 --> 00:02:33,010 - Cap, permission to kick his ass. 62 00:02:33,150 --> 00:02:35,550 - Okay, kick his ass. - Cap, no. 63 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:37,680 [rock music] 64 00:02:37,820 --> 00:02:39,690 - You know, I actually really liked your joke, 65 00:02:39,820 --> 00:02:41,960 But I couldn't pass up the opportunity to take your boots. 66 00:02:42,090 --> 00:02:43,960 [chuckles] 67 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:47,160 But they don't fit because you're a tiny-boot bitch. 68 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:48,560 [laughter] - come on. 69 00:02:48,700 --> 00:02:50,030 - I'm messing with you, man. 70 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,630 - He loves you, mickleberry. He does. 71 00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:52,570 - Morning! - Hey, chiefy! 72 00:02:52,700 --> 00:02:54,100 - Chief! - Hey, listen... 73 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:56,300 Weather forecast is calling for a hell of a storm. 74 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:58,840 Could be severe flooding, so I decided 75 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:01,310 To hold the d shift over for double the personnel. 76 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:03,840 - Ah, double crews-- that doesn't happen every day. 77 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:05,710 It's gonna get cozy. - Do we like the d shift? 78 00:03:05,850 --> 00:03:08,580 - What's not to like? They're exactly like you guys. 79 00:03:08,580 --> 00:03:10,520 [laughs] have fun. - Always do. 80 00:03:10,650 --> 00:03:12,250 - Yeah. - Do they look like us? 81 00:03:12,250 --> 00:03:14,790 - Nah, it's like a second-generation copy kind of. 82 00:03:14,790 --> 00:03:16,520 - Yeah, like a poor man's version-- 83 00:03:16,660 --> 00:03:18,530 Not rock star material like us. - Yeah. 84 00:03:18,660 --> 00:03:20,260 - That's why we're the a shift, right? 85 00:03:20,260 --> 00:03:21,530 - I thought the letters were random. 86 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:23,400 - Technically, yes. 87 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:25,670 But it's widely understood that we're the chief's top crew, 88 00:03:25,670 --> 00:03:27,070 So count yourself lucky. 89 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:28,140 - Let's put it this way-- 90 00:03:28,270 --> 00:03:29,870 If there was a tv show about station 24, 91 00:03:29,870 --> 00:03:31,740 We'd be the shift they'd focus on. 92 00:03:31,870 --> 00:03:33,070 - [snaps fingers] - bing. 93 00:03:33,070 --> 00:03:34,610 - Dibs on sexy dumb comic relief. 94 00:03:34,610 --> 00:03:37,210 - Ah, man! All right, token woman. 95 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:38,550 - Ambiguous african. 96 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:39,950 - Italian guy with sweet hair. 97 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:41,820 Come on, let's work. - Right. 98 00:03:41,950 --> 00:03:43,620 - Wait, guys, what would I be? 99 00:03:43,750 --> 00:03:46,350 [indistinct chatter] 100 00:03:46,490 --> 00:03:48,620 [chatter stops] 101 00:03:48,620 --> 00:03:51,630 [tense music] 102 00:04:01,900 --> 00:04:05,570 - Hey! All: Hey! 103 00:04:05,710 --> 00:04:08,710 - Aw, man, teddy dickosi. 104 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:10,180 That coif is looking pretty slick. 105 00:04:10,310 --> 00:04:13,180 What's your secret? - Confidentially, margarine. 106 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:14,650 - [laughs] I knew it. 107 00:04:14,780 --> 00:04:16,380 I can't believe it's not butter! 108 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:17,580 - I believe it. 109 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:21,320 [both laugh] 110 00:04:21,460 --> 00:04:23,060 - Mm-hmm. Mm. 111 00:04:23,190 --> 00:04:26,790 - Cousin terry! Ha ha! What's up? 112 00:04:26,930 --> 00:04:28,330 - Cousin lucy. 113 00:04:28,460 --> 00:04:29,800 Finally, we're on the same shift. 114 00:04:29,930 --> 00:04:31,400 You know, it's too bad it wasn't last week. 115 00:04:31,530 --> 00:04:33,270 You could've joined me and your dad for lunch. 116 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:36,000 We go out for mexican food first Tuesday of every month. 117 00:04:36,140 --> 00:04:37,200 - Really? 118 00:04:37,340 --> 00:04:40,210 - We call it the two-terry taco Tuesday. 119 00:04:40,340 --> 00:04:41,880 [laughs] 120 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:43,480 What kind of special lunches do you do with your dad? 121 00:04:43,610 --> 00:04:45,810 - Oh, man, um... 122 00:04:45,950 --> 00:04:48,220 He let me finish his meatball sub the other day. 123 00:04:48,350 --> 00:04:50,950 - Oh, yeah, that sounds fun. 124 00:04:50,950 --> 00:04:52,620 - It was a huge sub. 125 00:04:52,750 --> 00:04:54,820 It was a submarine sandwich. - Yeah. 126 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:57,960 It's like a taco, but with bread. 127 00:04:57,960 --> 00:05:01,360 - Probie, this is the d shift's medic, mcintosh jones. 128 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:02,760 - What up, granny smith? 129 00:05:02,900 --> 00:05:04,560 - What up? [both laugh] 130 00:05:04,700 --> 00:05:06,700 - Hey, call me gram gram. 131 00:05:06,700 --> 00:05:08,970 - Both apple names, both grandma names? 132 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:11,300 - Welcome to the metaverse! 133 00:05:11,310 --> 00:05:13,570 [both laughing] 134 00:05:19,650 --> 00:05:21,180 - What's the matter, ike? 135 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:23,650 Cia got you pushing too many pencils? 136 00:05:23,790 --> 00:05:25,850 - [laughs] 137 00:05:25,990 --> 00:05:27,920 I wasn't really trying. 138 00:05:28,060 --> 00:05:30,120 - Ah, sure you weren't, sure you weren't. 139 00:05:30,130 --> 00:05:31,930 - I did arms this morning. That's why I'm just, like-- 140 00:05:31,930 --> 00:05:34,530 - Ah, yes, excuses, excuses. 141 00:05:34,660 --> 00:05:37,400 - You're looking good, brother. - Thank you, thank you. 142 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:38,870 - Ah, man, what are you benching these days about? 143 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,470 - 300 pounds, but if that's too heavy, 144 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:43,000 You switch it to metric. 145 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,540 136 kilograms is much easier to lift. 146 00:05:45,540 --> 00:05:46,540 - Ahh. - Obviously. 147 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,340 - Of course it is, obviously. 148 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:49,880 It's a lesser number. 149 00:05:50,010 --> 00:05:52,150 Oh, man, why didn't I think of that? 150 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:55,350 - You must be the d-shift probie. 151 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,750 I'm andres mickleberry, the a-shift probie. 152 00:05:57,750 --> 00:06:00,020 - Oh, hey, I'm andrea snorkleberry. 153 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:02,160 - For real? Mickleberry, snorkleberry? 154 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:03,820 - Yeah, dude! - When did you start? 155 00:06:03,830 --> 00:06:05,160 - Four weeks ago. What about you? 156 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:06,960 - Three weeks. - Perfect. 157 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:09,500 Oh, my god. I have one week of seniority. 158 00:06:09,630 --> 00:06:12,430 Could you be a good kid and finish cleaning the sink? 159 00:06:12,570 --> 00:06:13,830 Thank you so much. 160 00:06:13,970 --> 00:06:16,440 You got this. 161 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:22,110 - Colosplash. 162 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:23,780 - Hey, chiefy. - Yeah. 163 00:06:23,780 --> 00:06:24,910 - Listen, I'm guessing there's gonna be 164 00:06:25,050 --> 00:06:26,250 A bit of a pissing match tonight 165 00:06:26,380 --> 00:06:27,920 When it comes time to pick bunks. 166 00:06:28,050 --> 00:06:29,380 - Why don't you share your bunk with your twin? 167 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:31,390 - I will, and he'll love it, and I'll love it, 168 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:33,390 But I'm guessing the others might have a problem with it. 169 00:06:33,390 --> 00:06:36,190 - Ah, you'll figure it out. Hey, you ever poop in a box? 170 00:06:36,330 --> 00:06:38,390 - Not since April fools' day. - Good one. 171 00:06:38,390 --> 00:06:40,260 Yeah, you know, my doctor told me that in lieu 172 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,260 Of my annual colonoscopy, I could use 173 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:46,270 This colosplash at-home colon-cancer-screening kit. 174 00:06:46,270 --> 00:06:47,600 - What, they expect you to crap in that box, 175 00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:49,200 And then what do you do with it? 176 00:06:49,340 --> 00:06:51,340 - You mail it to them. Look at this. It's tupperware. 177 00:06:51,470 --> 00:06:52,670 - What? - Yeah. 178 00:06:52,670 --> 00:06:54,470 Specimen bag, "biohazard." 179 00:06:54,610 --> 00:06:55,880 [chuckles] good for me. 180 00:06:56,010 --> 00:06:57,480 - Get out. What kind of a world do we live in 181 00:06:57,480 --> 00:06:59,480 Where a grown man has to drop a crud in a box 182 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:01,410 Like a common housecat and then mail it? 183 00:07:01,420 --> 00:07:03,020 - I guess it beats a colonoscopy. 184 00:07:03,150 --> 00:07:04,950 - Nah, nah, nothing beats a colonoscopy. 185 00:07:05,090 --> 00:07:07,420 They give you sweet drugs, you pass out, 186 00:07:07,420 --> 00:07:09,360 The camera might even poke you in the tingle button, 187 00:07:09,490 --> 00:07:11,630 And when you wake up, they give you a cookie. 188 00:07:11,630 --> 00:07:12,960 - I was not told of a cookie. 189 00:07:13,090 --> 00:07:14,430 - They give you any cookie you want. 190 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:15,630 - Snickerdoodle? - Yeah. 191 00:07:15,630 --> 00:07:16,700 - Chocolate chip? - Yeah. 192 00:07:16,700 --> 00:07:17,770 - Oatmeal? - Yeah. 193 00:07:17,900 --> 00:07:18,970 - Huh. - Hey, chief. 194 00:07:19,100 --> 00:07:20,500 - Hey. - About the bunks tonight-- 195 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:22,770 - Share with eddie. - You're gonna love it. 196 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:25,170 - Huh, yeah, I will. Not as much as you. 197 00:07:25,310 --> 00:07:27,310 - [laughs] - you like to spoon? 198 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:29,310 - I like to spork. [laughter] 199 00:07:29,310 --> 00:07:32,510 - "do not fill the collection bucket above the fill line." 200 00:07:32,510 --> 00:07:34,980 Uh-oh. [chuckles] I guess that counts me out. 201 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:36,850 - Oh, chief, you're doing the colosplash kit? 202 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:38,850 - Yeah. - Oh, smooth move, I did it. 203 00:07:38,990 --> 00:07:41,460 Yeah, by the way, I made brownies. 204 00:07:41,460 --> 00:07:42,860 They're on the stove. 205 00:07:42,860 --> 00:07:44,590 Those two statements were not connected. 206 00:07:44,730 --> 00:07:45,990 [laughter] 207 00:07:46,130 --> 00:07:48,260 - Teddy, you're my guy! 208 00:07:48,260 --> 00:07:50,130 - Wait, wait, wait, because he pooped in a box, too, 209 00:07:50,130 --> 00:07:51,400 Suddenly he's your guy? 210 00:07:51,530 --> 00:07:53,400 - No, he's my guy 'cause he made me brownies. 211 00:07:53,540 --> 00:07:58,010 Now, if you'll excuse me, teddy--oops, I mean, eddie-- 212 00:07:58,140 --> 00:08:00,540 Time to make the doughnuts. - Ugh. 213 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:01,740 - Colosplash! 214 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:03,480 [thunder rumbles] 215 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:06,210 - Terry's nephew is also named terry? 216 00:08:06,350 --> 00:08:09,020 - Dad bullied my aunt jasmine into naming her son terry, 217 00:08:09,150 --> 00:08:10,750 So he'd have a male namesake. 218 00:08:10,890 --> 00:08:14,220 - Wow, sounds like something in his life is missing, huh? 219 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:16,160 - Hey, look at this. See the green? 220 00:08:16,290 --> 00:08:17,560 That's just the light stuff, right? 221 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:19,290 Here comes the big stuff. Here it is. 222 00:08:19,290 --> 00:08:20,890 Given the trajectory of it, 223 00:08:21,030 --> 00:08:22,560 I'd say it's gonna hit tacoma about 3:00 p.M. 224 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:24,700 - You know, you should be a weatherman, uncle terry. 225 00:08:24,700 --> 00:08:26,170 I mean, chief. 226 00:08:26,300 --> 00:08:28,440 - Hey, let's forget about the formality, terry. 227 00:08:28,570 --> 00:08:30,300 Call me uncle terry. - [laughs] okay. 228 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:31,770 - Check out this, check out this. 229 00:08:31,770 --> 00:08:33,170 I got a little bit here, right? 230 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:34,710 [goofy voice] so the polar vortex 231 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:36,580 Combined with a low-pressure system 232 00:08:36,580 --> 00:08:39,050 Is gonna create a mega precipitation event 233 00:08:39,180 --> 00:08:41,110 In the lower regions of tacoma. 234 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:44,520 - I love this weatherman bit, uncle! 235 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:46,190 [both laugh] 236 00:08:46,190 --> 00:08:47,720 - [normal voice] that's good. That's good, all right. 237 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:49,190 [goofy voice] now let me throw it 238 00:08:49,190 --> 00:08:50,660 Over to champ trophy at sports. 239 00:08:50,790 --> 00:08:53,390 - [goofy voice] well, champ trophy here, dusty winds! 240 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:54,930 - [normal voice] dusty winds, I love it! 241 00:08:55,060 --> 00:08:57,600 - My, oh, my, the mariners had a big night! 242 00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:59,400 - [goofy voice] the mariners really rained 243 00:08:59,540 --> 00:09:01,330 On the angels' parade last night. 244 00:09:01,340 --> 00:09:03,140 - Well, it was a good thing it was raining 245 00:09:03,140 --> 00:09:05,540 'cause the mariners' bats were on fire! 246 00:09:05,540 --> 00:09:07,610 They were as hot as some of the buildings 247 00:09:07,740 --> 00:09:09,140 We have to go into sometimes! 248 00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:11,140 [both laugh] - [normal voice] yeah. 249 00:09:11,150 --> 00:09:13,480 We probably shouldn't joke about that, though. 250 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:15,750 - [laughter] 251 00:09:15,750 --> 00:09:16,950 - You okay? 252 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:18,420 You look like you've seen a ghost. 253 00:09:18,420 --> 00:09:23,020 - Oh, my god, my dad's doing a bit. 254 00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:24,160 - What? 255 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:25,760 He doesn't do bits. - I know! 256 00:09:25,900 --> 00:09:28,030 - Although come to think of it, he was getting very chummy 257 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:29,560 With teddy dickosi a bit earlier. 258 00:09:29,700 --> 00:09:31,230 - He was? - Super chummy. 259 00:09:31,370 --> 00:09:32,970 - Maybe d shift is his favorite crew. 260 00:09:33,100 --> 00:09:35,030 - Shut up! What is wrong with you? 261 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:36,770 - That's stupid. Toilet duty. 262 00:09:36,770 --> 00:09:38,110 - Guys. 263 00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:39,970 [whispering] you got to see this. Come here. 264 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:41,310 [mouths words] - [sighs] 265 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:42,780 [laughter] 266 00:09:42,780 --> 00:09:45,380 [upbeat music playing] 267 00:09:45,380 --> 00:09:47,510 [cheering] 268 00:09:49,180 --> 00:09:51,320 - Yeah, right? Right, come on. 269 00:09:51,450 --> 00:09:53,050 Hey. - [whispering] what? 270 00:09:53,050 --> 00:09:54,920 Terry didn't even dance at his own wedding. 271 00:09:55,060 --> 00:09:57,590 In fact, he specifically asked for no music. 272 00:09:57,730 --> 00:09:59,130 - And playing the maracas? 273 00:09:59,260 --> 00:10:00,930 I've never seen him play the maracas in my life. 274 00:10:01,060 --> 00:10:02,660 - Hey, guys, you know what? 275 00:10:02,660 --> 00:10:04,930 Since yesterday's incident reports were so well written-- 276 00:10:05,070 --> 00:10:06,600 No typos, no passive verbs-- 277 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:10,070 I'm gonna give each of you an extra 100 bucks 278 00:10:10,070 --> 00:10:11,140 For you boot allowance! 279 00:10:11,270 --> 00:10:13,140 Enjoy! [all cheering] 280 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,070 - He's upping their boot allowance. 281 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:16,880 And I got the busted boot! 282 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:19,080 - ♪ da, da, da, da, da, oh ♪ 283 00:10:19,210 --> 00:10:20,950 ♪ da, da, da, da, da, hey ♪ 284 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:24,480 - Oh, my god, the d shift is his favorite crew. 285 00:10:24,620 --> 00:10:27,490 [dramatic music] 286 00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:34,260 [upbeat rock music] 287 00:10:34,260 --> 00:10:38,200 - Huh, okay, colosplash, time to get to know each other. 288 00:10:38,330 --> 00:10:43,200 [chuckles] oh, another thing in a thing, okay. 289 00:10:43,340 --> 00:10:46,410 Oh, there's another thing in there. 290 00:10:46,540 --> 00:10:49,410 And yet another container. 291 00:10:49,540 --> 00:10:51,750 It's like a russian doll for dumps. 292 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:53,410 [pounding on door] 293 00:10:53,550 --> 00:10:54,750 Oh, come on. 294 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:56,880 [pounding on door] ocupado, bro! 295 00:10:57,020 --> 00:10:58,950 - Terry, who's your favorite shift? 296 00:10:59,090 --> 00:11:00,750 - Why are you bothering me with this now? 297 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:02,560 How do you know I'm not in the middle of a bowel movement? 298 00:11:02,690 --> 00:11:04,830 - 'cause when you're in the middle of a bowel movement, 299 00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:06,690 The walls tremble all over the station. 300 00:11:06,830 --> 00:11:09,560 - [scoffs] ah, gross. [pounding on door] 301 00:11:09,700 --> 00:11:11,100 - Hey, dad? 302 00:11:11,100 --> 00:11:13,230 Who do you like better, a shift or d shift? 303 00:11:13,370 --> 00:11:14,900 - Are you kidding me? You're here, too? 304 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:16,770 - Which shift do you like better? 305 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:18,840 Dad! - That's a ridiculous question. 306 00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:20,570 I like all the shifts equally. 307 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:22,910 [pounding on door] - terry! 308 00:11:23,050 --> 00:11:26,110 Eddie, again, if you had to save one shift 309 00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:29,120 From a burning building, which shift would it be? 310 00:11:29,250 --> 00:11:31,580 - I wouldn't have to save any of you from a burning building. 311 00:11:31,590 --> 00:11:33,990 You're all firefighters. - [grunts] 312 00:11:33,990 --> 00:11:36,860 [pounding on door] - but hypothetically speaking? 313 00:11:36,990 --> 00:11:38,990 - Both of you know I don't engage in hypotheticals! 314 00:11:39,130 --> 00:11:41,790 - Okay, but if you had to engage in hypotheticals 315 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:45,600 With just one shift, which shift would it be? 316 00:11:45,730 --> 00:11:47,170 - Uh... 317 00:11:51,870 --> 00:11:53,740 - Terry, we know you're in there. 318 00:11:53,740 --> 00:11:55,610 - Would you two leave me the hell alone 319 00:11:55,740 --> 00:11:58,210 And give me some privacy? - Fine. 320 00:11:58,210 --> 00:12:00,550 - That was not the validation I was looking for. 321 00:12:00,550 --> 00:12:01,880 - No, it sucked. 322 00:12:02,020 --> 00:12:03,950 We need to make sure that chief sees us 323 00:12:03,950 --> 00:12:05,490 As the superior shift. 324 00:12:05,620 --> 00:12:08,020 - Yes. - Let's go. 325 00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:11,220 [upbeat rock music] 326 00:12:22,170 --> 00:12:24,300 - Come on, get your game on. 327 00:12:25,910 --> 00:12:28,110 - Eddie, what do you want? 328 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:30,110 I'm trying to dry off my colosplash. 329 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,580 - Well, chief, I just wanted to show you what a crack team 330 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:34,250 You have here in the a shift. 331 00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:35,450 - Chief, do you see how much cleaner 332 00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:36,780 Our side of the truck is? 333 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:38,720 [chuckles] man, you could eat off this baby. 334 00:12:38,850 --> 00:12:39,920 - Why would I eat off a truck? 335 00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:41,920 - Huh? No, no, you wouldn't. 336 00:12:42,060 --> 00:12:45,130 I mean, no, but, hypothetically-- 337 00:12:45,260 --> 00:12:46,930 - What's with everyone and the hypotheticals? 338 00:12:47,060 --> 00:12:49,200 - Chief doesn't engage in hypotheticals, ike. 339 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:51,130 Even I knew that, you dimwit. 340 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:53,600 - Thank you, dex. - Yeah. [stammers] 341 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:55,070 That's what I said, dimwit. 342 00:12:55,070 --> 00:12:56,740 - You're the dimwit. - You're a dimwit. 343 00:12:56,870 --> 00:12:58,210 - You're the dimwit. - You're a dimwit. 344 00:12:58,210 --> 00:12:59,540 - Yeah. - What'd you say? 345 00:12:59,670 --> 00:13:01,540 - Nothing. I-- - huh? 346 00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:03,140 - [snapping fingers] 347 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:05,150 - [grunting] 348 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:07,810 - Hey, check out these sandbags, huh, chiefy? 349 00:13:07,950 --> 00:13:10,350 We are gonna kick the rain's ass today, huh? 350 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:13,350 - Funny, you guys make sandbags at the exact same pace. 351 00:13:13,490 --> 00:13:14,760 - Well, I don't know about that. 352 00:13:14,890 --> 00:13:15,890 - Keep it up. 353 00:13:16,020 --> 00:13:17,160 I'm gonna go make a splash. 354 00:13:17,290 --> 00:13:20,030 [chuckles] oh, boy. Oh, boy. 355 00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:21,430 - Hey. 356 00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:24,300 Why you guys trying to show us up in front of the chief? 357 00:13:24,430 --> 00:13:26,300 - Ha! Show you up-- that's a good one. 358 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:29,240 Why would a shift care what chief thinks about d shift? 359 00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:31,040 - Because we're his favorite shift. 360 00:13:31,170 --> 00:13:32,640 - That's ridiculous. 361 00:13:32,780 --> 00:13:35,040 We're the a shift. - A. 362 00:13:35,180 --> 00:13:36,910 - The letters don't mean anything, guy. 363 00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:38,980 They just exist to identify the different shifts 364 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:40,710 On the rotation schedule. 365 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:43,780 But I guess only a first-rate captain would know that. 366 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:45,190 - Oh, yeah? 367 00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:47,390 You don't cobra me, dickosi. I cobra you. 368 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:49,790 - Well, maybe I could convince uncle terry 369 00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,660 To rethink this whole letter system 370 00:13:51,660 --> 00:13:55,200 To more accurately reflect that we're his favorite shift. 371 00:13:55,330 --> 00:13:58,270 After all, I'm like the son he never had. 372 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:00,870 - Not after I rip your fucking dick off. 373 00:14:00,870 --> 00:14:04,810 [all ohing] 374 00:14:04,940 --> 00:14:06,610 - Get back! - It's okay, it's okay. 375 00:14:06,740 --> 00:14:09,080 - All right, let's just settle down with the dick ripping. 376 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:10,410 Listen, sorry to break it to you, 377 00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:14,080 But my crew--we just got that something special. 378 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:17,080 In fact, if they were to make a show about station 24, 379 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:18,750 We'd be the stars. 380 00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:21,820 - Maybe on basic cable. - On a network nobody watches. 381 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:24,360 - Guys, this is ridiculous. 382 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:25,830 We're supposed to be professional. 383 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:27,090 You don't see me and snorkleberry 384 00:14:27,230 --> 00:14:28,360 At each other's throats. 385 00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:29,830 - Who the hell is snorkleberry? 386 00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:31,430 - That's snorkleberry. 387 00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:32,970 - My name is not 388 00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:35,440 Andrea snorkleberry, you dingbat. 389 00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:38,170 I was just making fun of your stupid name. 390 00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:42,040 My name is isabella corazon. 391 00:14:42,180 --> 00:14:44,650 - Good one, corzy. - Sick burn, probie! 392 00:14:44,780 --> 00:14:46,650 - That's a beautiful name. 393 00:14:46,780 --> 00:14:49,650 And you all suck! - You suck! 394 00:14:49,780 --> 00:14:50,920 - You suck! - You suck! 395 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:52,590 - You suck. - You suck. 396 00:14:52,590 --> 00:14:56,060 - You're gonna rip my dick off? [all shouting] 397 00:14:56,190 --> 00:14:58,390 - Hey, hey, hey, hey! What's going on in here? 398 00:14:58,530 --> 00:15:00,530 Last time I was here, you were nicely making sandbags. 399 00:15:00,530 --> 00:15:03,400 - Chief, uh, is that box currently filled? 400 00:15:03,530 --> 00:15:06,130 - Yeah, finally. - Man, that was really fast. 401 00:15:06,270 --> 00:15:08,670 - I had to hustle back in here 'cause of you and you 402 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:11,540 And you all squabbling about who's my favorite shift. 403 00:15:11,670 --> 00:15:12,810 Both: Which is? 404 00:15:12,940 --> 00:15:14,410 - I don't have a favorite shift. 405 00:15:14,540 --> 00:15:17,140 They're all the same. A, b, c, d, it's meaningless. 406 00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:18,480 - Well, if it wasn't meaningless, 407 00:15:18,610 --> 00:15:19,950 Which shift would you choose to be a? 408 00:15:19,950 --> 00:15:21,680 - Okay, that's it. 409 00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:23,080 No more a, b, c, d. 410 00:15:23,220 --> 00:15:24,620 I'm putting an end to the stupid system. 411 00:15:24,620 --> 00:15:26,890 From now on, it's red shift, green shift, 412 00:15:27,020 --> 00:15:28,620 Blue shift, gold shift. 413 00:15:28,620 --> 00:15:31,020 That'll put an end to your childish bickering. 414 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,300 [groaning] 415 00:15:35,430 --> 00:15:37,430 Oh, stupid box. 416 00:15:37,430 --> 00:15:39,100 - We're gold shift. - No, we're gold shift. 417 00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:40,770 - We're the gold shift. I call dibs on the gold shift. 418 00:15:40,900 --> 00:15:44,240 - Okay, okay, okay, hold on! Hold on, hold on a second. 419 00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:46,910 As the captain of today's shift-- 420 00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:48,240 - It's still our shift. 421 00:15:48,380 --> 00:15:50,640 - I propose a head-to-head competition 422 00:15:50,780 --> 00:15:53,850 To determine who is the top shift of this station. 423 00:15:53,850 --> 00:15:55,250 - You're going down. 424 00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:57,180 - May the best shift win. 425 00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:58,720 - Mm. - Come on. 426 00:15:58,850 --> 00:16:00,650 - I'm right here. - Come on. 427 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:02,520 - I'm gonna be over here. - You're a douchebag. 428 00:16:02,660 --> 00:16:04,120 - All right, yeah. - It's on. 429 00:16:04,260 --> 00:16:07,390 - Disappear. - It's on, man. 430 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,400 - I'm watching you. - All right. 431 00:16:09,530 --> 00:16:11,130 - Whoa, hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 432 00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:12,600 - I'm all right. I'm all right. 433 00:16:12,740 --> 00:16:14,540 - Hey, let's get back to work. - Get back. 434 00:16:17,740 --> 00:16:20,610 [all grunting] 435 00:16:20,740 --> 00:16:23,610 [rock music] 436 00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:42,560 - What's going on? We've been going at this for 20 minutes, 437 00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:43,960 And nobody's moved an inch. 438 00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:46,170 - Maybe both shifts are equal in every way. 439 00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:48,970 - Psst, hey, guys, we should try the "squid game" strategy, 440 00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:50,900 Where the whole team moves forward three steps 441 00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,310 And the other team falls. 442 00:16:52,310 --> 00:16:54,780 - Spoiler alert-- I'm only on episode three. 443 00:16:54,910 --> 00:16:56,440 - Oh, is that the one with the cookies? 444 00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:57,840 - Oh, come on! 445 00:16:57,980 --> 00:16:59,910 - And they took three steps forward 446 00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:02,650 And caused the entire other team to fall down. 447 00:17:02,650 --> 00:17:05,520 - Hey, spoiler alert-- I haven't seen season one. 448 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:08,460 - It's really, really good, a must-watch. 449 00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:09,860 - Okay, let's do this. 450 00:17:09,860 --> 00:17:14,530 Ready? One, two, three. 451 00:17:14,530 --> 00:17:17,460 [all yelling] 452 00:17:20,270 --> 00:17:22,340 - Did you guys "squid game" us? 453 00:17:22,470 --> 00:17:24,540 - Yeah. - Has everybody seen it? 454 00:17:24,540 --> 00:17:27,340 - Fine, if a test of brawn won't settle this, 455 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,810 Then let's pivot to a test of brains. 456 00:17:29,950 --> 00:17:32,150 - Damn it. - Damn. 457 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:34,080 - If you're so close to the chief, 458 00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:36,080 Let's see who knows him best. 459 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:38,890 [upbeat music] 460 00:17:38,890 --> 00:17:40,890 - Guys, come on, it's my lunch break here. 461 00:17:41,020 --> 00:17:42,560 I just stopped by to drop off terry's statins. 462 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:44,760 I'm not doing this. - Pretty please, aunt vicky. 463 00:17:44,890 --> 00:17:46,490 - Please, come on. - Come on. 464 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,960 - You're the best judge for this, mom, please. 465 00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:50,560 - Okay. - Yes! 466 00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:52,970 [cheering] 467 00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:54,640 - Yes, vicky. - Come on, granny. 468 00:17:54,770 --> 00:17:57,570 - All right, all right, let's get this split up here. 469 00:17:57,710 --> 00:17:59,510 - Let's go, granny. - Come on, granny. 470 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:00,970 Come on, granny. 471 00:18:02,110 --> 00:18:06,650 - Okay, who is terry mcconky's sex-ception? 472 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,450 Both: Lucy lawless xena, warrior princess! 473 00:18:09,580 --> 00:18:10,920 - Yeah! - Yes! 474 00:18:11,050 --> 00:18:12,650 - He tells you these things? 475 00:18:12,790 --> 00:18:14,050 - Go get 'em, ike. Go get 'em, ike. 476 00:18:14,190 --> 00:18:15,460 - Oh, yeah, it's me. - Next, here we go. 477 00:18:15,590 --> 00:18:17,120 - Come on. - Oh, yeah, here we go. 478 00:18:17,260 --> 00:18:18,930 - Yeah. [chuckles] 479 00:18:18,930 --> 00:18:22,060 - How old is terry in dog years? 480 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:23,930 - Dogs age faster that humans. - If we know that terry... 481 00:18:23,930 --> 00:18:25,670 - But the average dog runs... - Hates dogs, we can assume... 482 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,270 - Twice as fast as the... - It's because dogs live... 483 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:29,000 - Average human... - Longer than terry... 484 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,540 - At least in my experience... - Although, not as long... 485 00:18:30,670 --> 00:18:32,070 - Okay, okay. I just have an hour for lunch, 486 00:18:32,210 --> 00:18:34,410 So could we just call this a push? 487 00:18:34,410 --> 00:18:38,080 Both: Seven. - Wow, that is correct. 488 00:18:38,210 --> 00:18:39,880 Ish? Both: Yes! 489 00:18:40,020 --> 00:18:41,880 - Take that! - Yes! 490 00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:43,220 - Yes! - Yes! 491 00:18:43,350 --> 00:18:44,490 - Really shocking. - That was awesome. 492 00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:46,020 - Here we go. - Come on, cap. 493 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:47,550 - All right, here we go. - Here we go, cap. 494 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,760 - What is number one on terry's bucket list? 495 00:18:49,890 --> 00:18:51,690 Both: Front-row seat, criss angel's "mindfreak." 496 00:18:51,830 --> 00:18:53,560 - Sadly, I know that to be true, 497 00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:55,500 And that is a tie, okay? 498 00:18:55,630 --> 00:18:57,100 - Whoo! - Yeah! 499 00:18:57,230 --> 00:18:59,370 - All right, all right. - That's our captain! 500 00:18:59,370 --> 00:19:03,040 - This is the last question that I am reading. 501 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:07,910 - What is terry's favorite naptime snack? 502 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:09,310 - Tea and pretzels. 503 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:13,450 - We won! We won! - But what kind exactly? 504 00:19:13,450 --> 00:19:15,120 - What? 505 00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:16,850 - Country bumpkin brand sweet tea 506 00:19:16,850 --> 00:19:19,250 And flugelsohn brother pretzel rods, extra-salted! 507 00:19:19,390 --> 00:19:20,990 But I guess you would have known that 508 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:22,460 If you were the son he never had. 509 00:19:22,590 --> 00:19:24,530 All: Oh! Both: He said it first. 510 00:19:24,660 --> 00:19:27,060 - She got more specific. She got more specific. 511 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:30,660 - Whoa, hey, hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey! 512 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,470 Sorry to break up the fun here, guys, 513 00:19:32,470 --> 00:19:33,730 But the storm moved up the coast-- 514 00:19:33,870 --> 00:19:34,800 Danger averted. 515 00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:36,270 D shift, you can go home. 516 00:19:36,410 --> 00:19:38,610 - But, chief, we're just about to win the gold. 517 00:19:38,610 --> 00:19:40,070 All: Yeah. - What do you mean? 518 00:19:40,210 --> 00:19:41,140 Dickosi, you guys are dismissed, go. 519 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:42,540 Go, go, go. - [sighs] 520 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:44,080 - No, cap, we worked for the gold. 521 00:19:44,210 --> 00:19:45,350 - I said-- - hey. 522 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:46,950 What are you doing with these clowns? 523 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:48,080 - Can I just give you your statins 524 00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:49,350 And go back to work, please? 525 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,150 - What's "the in-terry-gation"? - Uh-uh. 526 00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:53,220 - What is this? What are you guys doing? 527 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,160 - [sighs] - where you going? 528 00:19:55,290 --> 00:19:58,690 - Captain, captain. You were never gonna win. 529 00:19:58,690 --> 00:20:01,760 None of us were. We're too evenly matched. 530 00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:04,830 There's no gold shift designation for either squad. 531 00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:09,500 The only gold is the shining glow we feel in our hearts, 532 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:14,240 That 24-karat pride we feel as firefighters 533 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:17,980 Doing the best we can do for our community 534 00:20:18,110 --> 00:20:19,310 And our chief. 535 00:20:19,450 --> 00:20:21,980 - Amen, brother. [chuckles] amen. 536 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:24,390 - You know, I couldn't have said it better myself, penisi. 537 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:28,050 Although I could have said it equally as well. 538 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,590 [laughter] 539 00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:31,860 - Son of a bitch. 540 00:20:31,990 --> 00:20:34,330 - Cobra. - Oh! 541 00:20:34,330 --> 00:20:37,200 [laughter] - oh, he got you. 542 00:20:37,330 --> 00:20:40,200 - Okay, all right, all right. - Truce? 543 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,270 - You work it out with dickosi? 544 00:20:42,270 --> 00:20:43,600 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, we talked about it, 545 00:20:43,740 --> 00:20:45,340 And we came to the agreement that the a team 546 00:20:45,340 --> 00:20:46,670 Will now be known as the gold shift 547 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,340 And, also, you like us the best. 548 00:20:48,340 --> 00:20:50,010 - Good man, but you know 549 00:20:50,150 --> 00:20:52,010 Who I actually like best in this room? 550 00:20:52,150 --> 00:20:54,280 My one and only best gal. There she is. 551 00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:57,280 - Aw, thank you. - Mwah. 552 00:20:57,420 --> 00:20:59,490 And, honey, while I got you... - Yes. Mm-hmm? 553 00:20:59,490 --> 00:21:01,090 - Could you take this to the post office 554 00:21:01,090 --> 00:21:03,760 On your way back to work? - Hell, no. 555 00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:06,030 I'm not walking into the post office carrying that. 556 00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:07,630 - It's shit. - Although, you know, 557 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:10,030 I know someone who would carry it for you. 558 00:21:10,170 --> 00:21:11,560 - Hmm? - Lucy lawless. 559 00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:13,030 I bet she'd carry your poop. 560 00:21:13,170 --> 00:21:15,240 - Hmm. Hmm. - [gasps] 561 00:21:15,370 --> 00:21:16,570 - Bye, honey. 562 00:21:16,570 --> 00:21:18,040 Who told her about lucy lawless? 563 00:21:18,170 --> 00:21:20,110 - Granny told her. - Gram gram, you mean. 564 00:21:20,110 --> 00:21:21,240 - It was gram gram. Gram gram told her. 565 00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:22,840 - All right, well, you know what? 566 00:21:22,980 --> 00:21:27,050 Congratulations, mickleberry. You get the honors. 567 00:21:27,180 --> 00:21:28,520 - Oh! 568 00:21:28,650 --> 00:21:30,850 Holy crap, that's surprisingly heavy. 569 00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:33,120 - Taco Tuesday! [chuckles] 570 00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:35,390 All right, back to work, gold shift. 571 00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:37,320 - All right, that's right, gold shift. 572 00:21:37,460 --> 00:21:39,390 Sounds good. Let's go to work. 573 00:21:39,390 --> 00:21:41,360 - Ah, I need to take my statins. 574 00:21:44,130 --> 00:21:47,200 [upbeat rock music] 575 00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:48,800 - Chief, I know we worked it all out, 576 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,540 But I got to say, there's still some things 577 00:21:50,670 --> 00:21:52,870 We saw you do with the d shift that you never do with us. 578 00:21:53,010 --> 00:21:54,810 - Yeah, like the bits, the dancing, 579 00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:56,680 The boot allowance. - What are you talking about? 580 00:21:56,810 --> 00:21:59,010 I do that stuff with all you guys. 581 00:21:59,010 --> 00:22:00,810 - That is not true. - Yes, it is true. 582 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,350 Ike, remember last week, you and I did 583 00:22:02,490 --> 00:22:04,220 The used-car salesman bit? 584 00:22:04,350 --> 00:22:06,220 - Oh, yeah. No, we did do that bit. 585 00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:07,890 That's right. 586 00:22:08,020 --> 00:22:10,220 What's it gonna take to get you to drive away in this today? 587 00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:12,360 - You'd look pretty good in a toyota corolla, sir. 588 00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:14,500 - You don't like the color? We can paint it. 589 00:22:14,630 --> 00:22:17,100 - This car ain't gonna drive itself. 590 00:22:17,230 --> 00:22:19,030 - With the thing in the front. 591 00:22:19,030 --> 00:22:21,570 - And you, you and I danced the salsa. 592 00:22:21,570 --> 00:22:23,300 - First of all, it's sal-sa. 593 00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:25,170 - That's what I said, salsa. - It's sal-sa. 594 00:22:25,310 --> 00:22:26,710 - Also, last month, I told you, 595 00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:28,510 Your crew could increase their boot allowance. 596 00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:30,840 Both: What? - Oh, yeah, you're right. 597 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:32,710 You did. I forgot to tell you guys. 598 00:22:32,850 --> 00:22:34,850 Ha ha! This whole thing could have been avoided. 599 00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:36,180 What are you gonna do? 600 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:37,780 - You guys are just like my real daughters. 601 00:22:37,790 --> 00:22:39,650 Each one thinks I treat the other one better. 602 00:22:39,650 --> 00:22:41,520 That's the way kids are. - She is your real daughter. 603 00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:43,660 - You're not! - You are softer on my sisters. 604 00:22:43,790 --> 00:22:46,190 - See, this is what I'm talking about--look at this. 605 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:47,590 - Hey, mickleberry. - Mickleberry! 606 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,400 I told you to mail that days ago. 607 00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:51,060 - I did, sir. 608 00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:53,200 It says "return to sender-- insufficient postage." 609 00:22:53,340 --> 00:22:54,800 It must have been too heavy. - [laughs] 610 00:22:54,940 --> 00:22:57,340 - Mama always said I could fill up the diaper. 611 00:22:57,470 --> 00:22:58,870 - [gags] - hey, screw it. 612 00:22:58,870 --> 00:23:00,270 I'm gonna go in for a colonoscopy. 613 00:23:00,410 --> 00:23:01,810 - You should. 614 00:23:01,810 --> 00:23:03,410 - What do you want me to do with this, sir? 615 00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:04,950 - Ugh. - You know what? 616 00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:07,480 We should stash it in the wall like a time capsule 617 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:08,820 And wait for a future crew to find it. 618 00:23:08,950 --> 00:23:11,280 - [laughs] we should leave it for the d shift. 619 00:23:11,290 --> 00:23:12,850 - Oh, I know what to do. 620 00:23:14,220 --> 00:23:16,820 - Oh, oh, now we're talking. - What are you up to? 621 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:18,490 - What are you doing? 622 00:23:18,490 --> 00:23:20,230 - Uh-oh. - What? 623 00:23:20,230 --> 00:23:22,830 - You're gonna put it in their fridge, aren't you? 624 00:23:22,830 --> 00:23:26,300 - Reverse psychology. [laughter] 625 00:23:26,300 --> 00:23:29,040 - They'll definitely eat it. 626 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:33,510 I've fallen for that one. [laughter continues] 627 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:37,710 We've had a lot of fun here today. 628 00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:40,110 But colorectal health is no joke. 629 00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:41,510 Right, guys? 630 00:23:41,650 --> 00:23:43,250 - Wait. - What? 631 00:23:43,250 --> 00:23:44,390 - What are we doing? 632 00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:46,450 - Exactly-- we all should be asking, 633 00:23:46,590 --> 00:23:48,720 "what are we doing to prevent colon cancer?" 634 00:23:48,860 --> 00:23:52,930 Screening is an easy way to avoid serious health risks. 635 00:23:53,060 --> 00:23:55,260 - If you're age 50 or over, ask your doctor 636 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,400 About which test is best for you. 637 00:23:57,530 --> 00:23:58,870 And who knows? 638 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:02,270 Maybe your doctor will even poke your tingle button. 639 00:24:02,270 --> 00:24:03,600 - So go get screened. 640 00:24:03,740 --> 00:24:08,880 An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. 641 00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:11,010 - Okay, what is-- 642 00:24:11,150 --> 00:24:12,880 - Oh. - What is happening? 643 00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:14,680 I feel like I'm having a stroke. 47781

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