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You forgot your lipstick, didn't you?
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No, I'm not going to wear any.
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You look thick.
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That's the way I want to look. It's the
new natural look. In fact, I'm going to
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Rexall's today to buy the whole new line
of organic makeup.
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I'll meet you there by 3 .30. Got it.
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Don't nobody bother to say good morning.
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Good morning.
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I don't suppose nobody cares if I spent
a terrible night not sober.
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But then, you know, I ain't supposed to
complain. The old man's supposed to make
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the sacrifice, be generous, keep up the
beds.
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Bye. Yeah, goodbye.
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I wouldn't have mentioned it. I just
thought maybe somebody would like to
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I have no money.
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Would you like some breakfast, Uncle
Archie? Yeah, I'd like some breakfast.
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Toast and coffee. Toast and coffee.
Yeah, sure. I'll take it in the egg.
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have some bacon and eggs. No, nothing
like that.
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But I ain't got no money, sure.
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Thank you. Yeah. Oh, my.
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Morning, everyone.
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Morning. Bye, Steph.
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Morning, Grandpa. Oh, hiya there, you
two. I look a little joey, eh? Still
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holding the bag.
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What would you like for breakfast, Joe?
Oh, I know what this kid would like,
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Froot Loops. Give him a big bowl of them
Froot Loops. They're loaded with sugar
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and power.
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Yeah, they make you strong and healthy,
you know, so that when you get big and
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get married, your wife won't have to go
out and wait.
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and leave the kids home to turn into
delinquents.
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Bobby did beat me.
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And the top of my pajama's there.
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High school's been good and strong, you
know.
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So there you be ready if Uncle Sam wants
you for the army.
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My dad says I should be an unconscious
objector.
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Ain't that effective.
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I ain't filled the right in the innocent
mind of a child with peace.
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What else does he say?
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About what?
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About anything at all. What else is
about me?
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You said you'd never read anything if
they hadn't invented the toilet.
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Fluff, fluff, fluff.
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Ain't that beautiful?
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Saying things like that about the
child's grandfather.
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Well, look at all the beautiful things
the child's grandfather says about the
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child's father.
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Here's your breakfast, Joey. I gotta go
upstairs and get dressed, and don't you
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listen to anything your grandfather has
to say.
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What do you want me to do, raise a lump
up there?
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Hey, what happens?
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That's why us men, we gotta stick
together in this world against these
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women, and that's as true today as it
was the day that Adam took the first
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Who? Adam, Eve's husband.
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He bitter?
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Well, you don't know nothing about that,
huh?
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Well, geez, then why should you?
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Your old man's an atheist.
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That's why you don't know nothing about
the Bible, the greatest book of the 20th
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century.
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Well, eat up, kid. You got a lot to
learn.
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Here's the guy that's going to learn
you.
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Oh, well, I know that no matter what the
hell I say to you, I'm going to get an
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argument.
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Jeez, it's a comfort to know that some
things never change in this world.
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Like you.
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You're always wrong.
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Listen, I didn't say that mothers should
never work. I know the good Lord
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invented things like the ironing board,
the vacuum cleaner, the Johnny mop, so
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that mothers could work.
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But the Lord wants them to work at home
where they can enjoy themselves.
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Maybe Gloria's had enough of that kind
of enjoyment.
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Too much of a good thing.
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Get the point?
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That's a provocative thought, Arch.
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You ain't helping me, Barney.
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I appeal to you, Mr. Bernard.
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You know me. You know there ain't
nothing in the world I wouldn't do with
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only daughter.
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Except let her make decisions for
herself.
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I'll let her do that, too, but in 10 or
20 years when the kid grows up and he's
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safe.
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In the meantime, they just got to live
with me. That's all I can afford to
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support them.
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And she can stay home and take care of
that kid.
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Are you ready for 20 years on the sofa?
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All right, I mean, I know things are
going to be a little tight there. I'll
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out.
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Why's? Well, that way you'll have more
room.
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You ain't moving no place.
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You don't have to worry about me.
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I ain't worried about you. I'm worried
about me.
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And unless I know where you are every
minute, kiddo... I know. You'll need
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surgery. You got it. Case closed.
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Just trying to help.
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Hey, I could add on to the old house.
Couldn't I do that?
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I mean, it comes to that, I could even
buy another house.
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Why don't you buy a house nearby for
Gloria?
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Hey, I'll sell you mine for a couple of
hundred thousand.
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You know why I wouldn't consider that
offer even at that bargain price, Marty?
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No.
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Because your interior decor was done by
your dog.
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It ain't gonna work, Arch. Gloria ain't
gonna let you support her. Why not?
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Because she wants a real job.
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Oh, Mr. Bernal, you're starting to sound
like all the women, my guy. What the
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hell is a real job?
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Well, why don't you work here?
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That's a thought.
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Yeah. And if Joey needs her, she's five
minutes away from home.
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That's true.
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Maybe ten.
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Even in a case of genuine panic, like if
the kids set fire to the house.
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No, no, that's the most ridiculous thing
I ever heard. She cannot wait here.
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Oh, it's fine, thanks.
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You know, it's amazing, but you look
terrific.
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Take a page out of my book, huh, honey?
Huh? Just keep smiling, keep that old
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chin up, and you'll find you can have a
life as full as mine.
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Thanks, Barney.
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Daddy, I have to talk to you for a
minute. Can we go over there? Oh, yeah,
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Let me take the code, honey. Oh, but
Daddy, I wasn't planning on staying.
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No, no, what are you talking about?
You're just sitting right down here,
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darling. Go ahead.
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I'm so glad to see you.
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Daddy? Yeah?
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I'm sorry that we've been fighting.
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It's all my fault.
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Ah, honey, let's forget all of that. All
of that. Put it behind you. Give Daddy
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a kiss.
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Well... No, no, wait a minute. Wait a
minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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You want to work, you know where you can
work? Right here.
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Here?
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I've been thinking about this the whole
night through.
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And I think it's a damn fine idea.
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I don't know, Daddy.
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I'll make a lousy waitress.
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Honey, you could do a lot of work with
Veronica there. You could help Daddy
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the books.
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I gotta tell you, I've got a whole other
plan.
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What?
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Well, I've been calling some old
friends, and... You remember Judy
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Is that the girl that was living with
the two men?
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Uh -huh.
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Oh, well, it's all right now, Daddy. She
married one of them. And she's in
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business with the other.
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Tanning salons.
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What is that, working with Linda?
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No, panning people.
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She's touching.
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people.
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No. She owns seven suntanning salons,
and she needs someone to help her out
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the new one on Fordham Road.
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Fordham Road up in the Bronx?
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Yep.
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There's still enough people left in that
neighborhood who's looking for tans?
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The place is doing business.
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Yeah, but you'd just be starting out
there. I mean, here you'd be like a
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partner.
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A partner.
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Yeah.
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I mean, well, this is going to be yours
someday. You might as well start out
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learning how to run it now.
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Daddy, it's really sweet of you, but
I... Hey, this is a real career job.
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Just like you read about in them women's
magazines.
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Well, I wasn't really looking for a
glamour job.
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Forget that thing up in the Bronx, huh?
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You're working here.
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I can't. I have an appointment on
Wednesday.
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Wednesday. All right.
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Now, between now and next Wednesday, why
don't you try working here?
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Will you try?
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For daddy.
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For daddy.
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Okay. But only till next Wednesday.
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Check that thing. You're gonna find
you're gonna love it here.
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And we can use your help. Veronica, I
wanna talk to you about something.
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You're gonna find all kinds of important
things to do around here, honey.
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