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The whole world is parading against
nuclear energy and nobody gives a damn.
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They didn't care. You just for that.
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Just for that? Yes.
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Oh, that's stupid.
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Everybody knows that nuclear energy is
going through.
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As long as there are enough people like
me around who loves their country, thank
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God. Thank God? Let's see.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a
minute. What does loving your country
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to do with being in favor of nuclear
energy?
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Don't you want us to be able, if it
needs you to rise, to blow away the rest
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the world?
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I'm not too worried about that, Arch,
because we can already do that many
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over. We're not talking about nuclear
weapons. We're talking about building a
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nuclear power plant where accidents can
happen, our air gets polluted, our food
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gets contaminated, and our lives are
endangered.
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But if I ain't got no nuclear energy and
I ain't got no world, where do I get
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the electric to read my paper? From a
lightning bug in a jelly jar?
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Arch, you don't need nuclear power.
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You can use solar energy or wind power.
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What if I ever run out of wind?
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Did you laugh?
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No. No.
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No. No, I ain't finished yet.
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Now, listen.
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No college ever fired nobody for
protesting against nuclear energy. Now,
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have done something worse than that.
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If you must know, they wanted to build a
nuclear power plant on the site of a
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nude beach, and I joined the protest
march in the nude.
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Okay.
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Don't try to calm me down. I'm gonna
blow.
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I thought it was bad
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when he brung home a draft to share our
Christmas dinner.
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I thought it was bad when he went off
and he had that terrible operation from
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himself. It happened that to me? A
little old...
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Not even a friggly?
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Full noodle frontity?
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Full noodle frontity.
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I know what he means. I'd like it better
his way.
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Are you asleep?
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Didn't you say something?
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Let's see.
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Not about food, about nude.
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Well, Mike, I was wondering why you
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had to walk around like that.
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Ma, they wanted to build a nuclear power
plant.
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And you thought they wouldn't build it
if they seen... you naked
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the only way to
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join a nude march is to march nude it
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had to be done we want joey to live in a
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safe world we want joey to live
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one day out of the year to celebrate the
birth of the pilgrims.
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And this guy spells it for me.
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They come all the way from California to
have Thanksgiving with us. Let him have
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it with you.
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He don't give a damn over there. It only
means he can have two drumsticks.
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you're not sleeping.
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You can't fool me.
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Oh,
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my
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God.
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Look at that big cockroach.
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I knew it. I knew it. I knew you weren't
sleeping. You weren't sleeping. I
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knew you weren't sleeping.
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I'm sorry to wake you up, but I just
wanted somebody to talk to.
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Talk to the cockroach.
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Please, don't go back to sleep.
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Please, can't we talk? Michael, I'm so
tired. I know you're tired, but I want
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talk. Can't we talk?
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Why don't you watch the TV for a while?
That always makes you sleepy.
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I'd love to watch the TV, but Joey hid
the knobs.
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Oh, some Thanksgiving.
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Well, you got no one to blame but
yourself, big mouth.
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Michael, you are so childish.
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I am not. You are too.
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I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm
not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
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I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm
not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
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I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm
not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
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I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm
not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
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I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm
not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
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I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
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I'm not. I'm not.
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I'm not.
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I'm not.
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I'm not.
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I
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at me.
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I can't whisper and I can't yell. What
the hell am I supposed to do?
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Shut up, which is what you should have
done at the dinner table.
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Honey, I'm fine.
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Honey, I'm fine. Honey, I'm fine.
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Honey, I'm fine.
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Honey, you just need a good night's
sleep.
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Yeah.
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I'll get the lights.
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Sure, get the lights.
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Just suffering from a little jet lag.
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Yeah.
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Here, I'll give you my pillow.
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Oh, thanks. Here, let me tuck you in.
Yeah, good, honey. That's a nice thing.
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You'll go to sleep. You'll see you're
dressed right up. Yeah, maybe so.
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There. You feel better? Yeah, I feel a
lot better. Oh, good.
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Much more better.
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Honey.
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Honey, all we both need is a good
night's sleep.
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Yeah. I wish I could sleep.
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So depressed.
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We can't watch the TV. I know.
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Well, if we can't sleep, and we can't
watch the TV,
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leaves only
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one thing.
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Scrabble?
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Do you want to go in the kitchen?
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What if Archie walks in in the middle of
us?
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Do you want to go down to the cellar?
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Remember?
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Hi.
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I really, I'm sorry. I'd love to, but I
just, I'm so...
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You just need a good night's sleep.
Yeah.
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You'll feel a lot better in the morning.
Yeah, right.
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You're probably right. Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah, you usually are about these
things.
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Definitely.
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You know, you're the best thing that
ever happened to me. Oh, I know.
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Now we can watch The Honeymooners.
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I'm kidding.
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And
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they
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fired him for that?
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Yes.
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They fired everybody who's against
nuclear energy. Oh, come on. It wasn't
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for that, Murray. I told you he was
nude.
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Didn't you understand?
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I heard that.
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public there with his Gentiles on
parade.
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That's one way to protest to the
government.
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Well, whatever happened to writing a
letter to your congressman?
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Archie, nobody ever got his picture in
the newspaper by writing to his
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congressman. Let me ask you something,
Archie.
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If you felt strongly enough about
something caused an issue,
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Would you lay your job on the line for
us? Certainly.
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No!
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Well, I don't know what the hell you're
talking about. Well, for example, if it
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was in your power to bring peace to the
world by walking down Northern Boulevard
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without your clothes on, would you do
it?
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Well, could I keep on my underwear?
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Couldn't I go over to Brooklyn where
nobody knows me?
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Right or wrong, your son -in -law felt
strongly enough about that issue to put
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his entire career in jeopardy.
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He blew his job, Murray.
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And it wasn't in jeopardy. It was in
Santa Barbara.
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If I had a son -in -law like that, it
would...
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Risk his entire career so that his kid
could live in a safer world.
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That...
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Well...
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Well, maybe he has got guts.
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But I ain't gonna eat no turkey with
him.
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Can I hang around?
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Yeah, I need some time to...
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Take out this problem.
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Well, it shouldn't take long.
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Well, even for me.
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I gotta take a little time.
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Okay. While you're thinking, I'm gonna
go home.
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Yeah, well, go ahead. Go ahead. I'll
lock up.
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Oh, uh, happy Thanksgiving.
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Oh, yeah.
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Happy Thanksgiving.
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Whoop -dee -doo.
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It's too late for that.
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I want to... Because I want to tell you
something.
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You can never put clothes back on that
picture in the newspaper.
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Arch, I'm not sorry about what I did.
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I'm just sorry that we're always so far
apart on everything.
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I lost her by Thanksgiving dinner, too.
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It was a night in Turkey.
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my family, myself.
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Well, you could never keep your mug
shut.
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At least I thought you could keep your
clothes on.
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I'm 32 years old.
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I have no job.
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A wife and a child to support. I'm right
back where I started.
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Get out of here. You don't know what
tough is.
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You should have seen people back there
in the Depression.
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They didn't have nothing.
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What do I have?
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What do you got?
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You got a college education there, ain't
you?
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You got a profession.
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You got a beautiful little wife who
loves you, thinks you're a hero for
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up for what you believe.
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You got a mother -in -law there who
loves you because she don't know no
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You got a wonderful little son.
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You're going to grow up big and strong,
take care of him in your old age.
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you'd probably make a lot of money as a
TV decorator or something.
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But everybody loves you.
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And in a pinch, even I could put up with
you.
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Thanks, Sox.
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I said I could put up with you. I don't
want to neck with you.
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Listen, I lost my job once.
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Gloria was about six months old. We
didn't have no money. All we had was
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there, nothing coming in. They turned
the gas off.
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My old man wasn't around, so I couldn't
ask him for nothing.
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Well, I mean, I could have asked him,
but then the dead don't give.
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So the print of the story is that...
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Well, I ain't that...
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Don't you grasp my meaning there?
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I ain't that. I mean that while I'm
here, you and yours,
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you ain't never going to go hungry.
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Thanks.
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Take it easy. Take it easy.
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Hey, look, maybe you better eat
something.
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Don't be hovering around eavesdropping,
will you? Come on in and sit down where
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everybody can see you.
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If I can wear my nightie to the table.
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Go ahead, as long as it ain't the torn
one.
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Mark, should I wake up Gloria?
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Oh, she's up.
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She'll be down in a minute.
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Oh, I'm going to have some breath.
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Yes, yes.
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I'm trying to get you to say yes.
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What's wrong with staying in breath?
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My God, if I'd have said that word years
ago, my mother would have screamed and
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my father would have hit me with a
shovel.
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Hi, Gloria. Hi, Gloria.
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Come on in.
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Is it safe?
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Yeah, everything's safe in here but the
pipe.
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We just all started attacking a bird
like a bunch of dogs. How about a little
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grace, huh?
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Oh, yeah, a little grace.
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Okay, Lord. Hey, Bunker, here again.
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We give thee thanks for all of thy
blessings.
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And we thank thee that we can be all
together and well and safe.
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Amen. Amen. That was nice, aren't you?
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I'm all right. Go sick him.
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Hey,
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Mark, any stuffing left?
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Do you have any stuffing?
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I'll get it. Get the cranberries, too.
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Little girl, I just want to ask you one
thing, you know, before we bury this
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disgusting topic forever.
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Well, Michael here was planning to do
all that he'd done out there, you know.
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You didn't know nothing about that, did
you?
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Well, yeah, I did.
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My little girl.
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That got such a decent upbringing from
your mother and father there. You
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your husband to go marching in a parade
where everybody was naked.
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How could you do that?
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Because I didn't want to march alone.
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