All language subtitles for Whoops Apocalypse s01e04 Lucifer And The Lord

Is that you being sick in here, tinsel
of the solar system?

Oh, I'm dead.

29 days I have been on this ferry.

Britain does not want me. France does
not want me.

America, why have you forsaken me?

Fear not, sparkle of the land masses.

You did have me.

Oh, there is only one solution.

If America will not contact me, I must
contact America.

Ab -Dab, I think you have just cut off
my eyebrows.

160 apologies, Master.

You are an imbecile, Ab -Dab. Thank you,
Master.

Now, shave me properly.

Yes, Planet of the Apes.

That's better.

Now, can you see the number?

I see nothing, Master.

Don't fool...

When are you going to remove that
blindfold?

It is the Holy Scriptures. I am not...
Oh, shut up.

Ah, yes. There it is. I can just see the
first few figures.

Yes. Master, I still do not understand
why you have a telephone number tattooed

under your hair.

It is a highly secret coded radio
frequency which will put me in touch

old CIA contact.

1140 apologies.

Now go and do as I instructed. Go and
find me that radio equipment and make

you are not seen.

At once, master.

Good.

Planet of the Apes?

Look, do I have to go on this TV show
tonight, Deacon?

Back out now, sir. It would be an act of
cowardice. Don't you think another day

might be more suitable?

Like a day when I have to just crush two
American citizens to death where the

United States... You think it's too safe
to talk?

Puerto Rican, sir, understands nothing.
Of course, I was a fool.

Let's send the Shaw a message through
his parrot, you said.

We'll let the goddamn thing loose and it
gets lost.

If that word ever repeats what we told
it to somebody else, I mean, if Russia

found out we were sending the Shah's men
a quark bomb... Sir,

if the Lord had meant Russia to find out
that we were sending the Shah's men a

quark bomb, he would never have given us
pension schemes.

It wouldn't. Faith, Mr. President,
faith. For I have a public relations

guide me.

And they are insistent on it.

You take the statesman -like course
tonight and face the cameras.

Everyone will respect you for it. And by
tomorrow morning, you will again be the

most popular man in the United States.

For the last time, Mr.

Grodd, will you admit that Cypher
ordered you to come here to rescue the

Hoppers?

I see. Very well. Bobby Gay, pull out
another toenail.

There are no more left, Commissar.

No more tunnels?

I've pulled them all out now, Commissar.
See?

Very well.

Increase the count.

Commissar!

You see?

It is no use screaming for mercy.

If you do not tell me you are...

Listen, where did you get that thing?

Bob McGee, pick it up. Give it to me,
sir.

You think you are pretty tough, don't
you?

Tougher than you can handle, Ruski.

Well, I'll see.

Bob McGee, my back has gone again.

I am surrounded by idiots.

Very well.

Now, we will go over to the other
prisoner and see what he can tell us.

Commissar.

WBC Dateline News around the clock and
around the globe. I'm Jay Garrick and

world is an oyster.

First news of the missing quark bomb,
formerly known as the Johnny Cyclops

after the president of the same name.

CIA Chief Gus Mankiewicz today
categorically laughed off suggestions

bomb is now in the hands of the world's
most wanted terrorist, Lacrobat, the man

of a thousand faces.

He told reporters that there was no way
on this earth that Lacrobat could

already have smuggled the device out of
the country, cleverly concealed inside a

rare Peruvian artifact.

Just to be on the safe side, the entire
CIA will now launch in a worldwide hunt

for the man sometimes known as the
devil. And already they have established

beyond any doubt that Lacrobat's next
appearance will be at the port of

Montevideo in Uruguay.

If it's only a scratch, you'll never
notice. Look what you've done.

Oh, no, my dear, I didn't do that.

You mean... No, no, Hippo did that.

Hippo. Oh, that's Hippo, all right.

Wait a minute.

That is Rhino.

Now,

is that the Hippo? Same person this
morning. Smell that.

Is this yours, sir?

Oh, glory be no, sir.

Guerrilla rice, you think?

Why, the guerrilla roll mandrel, sir.
The vehicle.

Oh, ah, soddies, jolly jungle and sea
lion, sir, sir.

And you are Mr.

Soddy.

Gabriel Garfield Soddy, sir. A spiller
of Stetson, Snellgrove, Iblash, Soddy

Goff, sir.

200 years, not changing it.

What's wrong with a bit of dust?

What's under this?

Oh, that's my Stella, sir.

Stella? Ah, 14 years of star attraction,
sir.

Thanks.

Still, not even a walrus lasts forever.

So I'm taking her to Avenue to have her
stuffed.

Stuffed. I think it's what she would
have wanted if she was still alive.

I expect you know the firm, sir.
Montrachat, Boulnay, Corbigny, Pissoir

Cognac. They're the best of the zoos in
the world. They do a real top -quality

ground -glass eyeball, sir.

None of your ping -pong balls on
skewers.

Soundness. With equanimity, sir.

And keep it covered up. Certainly, sir.
Sorry about the mess on the paper, sir.

Still, fault's your early ever state.

Hello?

Hello, is that Pig Bay Control?

This is Gulf Lion 2.

Get me a special link up through the CIA
Big Boy space satellite.

Hello?

Is there anyone there?

to the shire with a message from
Phaethon.

Now, will you tell me what it was?

I see we have a smart -arse parrot on
our hands.

Well, if you do not tell me, I will...

It is expected of you, sir. The one
thing the American people need right now

reassurance from their president.
Besides, we have anticipated every

question you can be asked.

Just let me run through them again, will
you? Let me see.

No, never at any time.

I have since hired the man responsible.

Absolutely untrue.

Only once, and it made me sick.

I'm about as ready as I'm ever going to
be.

Mr. Cyclops.

This is it, sir. Coast to coast.

The nation awaits President Cyclops. All
right, let's get it over with.

celebrity now.

Knock his knees, please.

Any ideas at all, Donovan?

Well, I don't know, but I will say one
thing. With his knees knocking that

it ought to be Johnny Cyclops.

Well, it's funny you should say that,
Donovan, because...

ladies and gentlemen. Stay and have a
short chat with us, won't you, sir? Why,

I'd be glad to, Dean.

And first of all, let me say I've always
been a big fan of yours.

Oh, God.

I have sinned. I have sinned.

Hush. He'll hear you. Huh?

The gunman's bullet is lodged armlessly
in your shoulder.

In my shoulder?

Oh, my goodness, he was a terrible shot.

Terrible? He was a brilliant shot. The
finest marksman in the CIA.

In the CIA?

Mr. President, have you any idea what
effect this vicious and heartless attack

will have on your flagging popularity?
You'll be a national hero.

Okay, okay, now what about this one? The
doctor says, I'm afraid we're going to

have to amputate at the elbow.

And Cyclops says, that's okay. I'm all
for arms limitation.

Isn't that awful?

God, what a turkey. It's genius
material.

Write it down.

I don't like the sound of all this.

Sir, if the Lord had meant us to like
the sound of everything, he would never

have given us commercial radio.

You had me deliberately shot just to
get...

Public sympathy?

Desperate diseases require desperate
remedies, sir. Yeah, okay, I got it.

wheel him into the operating room,
right? And then the doctor opens up his

chest. And Cyclops says, I sure hope
Congress will approve these cuts.

My righteous crown.

Listen,

Deacon, who are all these people?

Be sir, be still. They're just here to
furnish you with a few ad libs, as I

believe they're termed in the
vernacular.

That lives.

Oh, no, they're all here right here on
your idiot board, sir.

Now, these are your openers, okay? My
lungs are both full of lead.

Now I know what it feels like to breathe
in Detroit.

And then if they're stitching in the
sutures, you say, hey, you guys, I'm so

unpopular, you better put in a zip.

I think it'll work if you hit the word
zip, sir.

Yeah, and this is the big finish, sir.

operation, you're having a cup of
coffee, right? And then you bleed all

cup and saucer and you say, hey, that's
okay. I never did like red China.

That's red China. I like that. Mark my
words, sir. Your public standing will

rock at this time. Hennessy and his
Democrat vipers will be left at the

line.

WBC Dateline News. I'm Jay Garrick.
Praise him from whom all blessings flow.

here are the Sunday headlines.

Messages of sympathy and good wishes
have begun flooding in from all over

America following a cruel and brutal
incident that has shocked the civilized

world. Presidential candidate Jimmy
Hennessey was today knocked down by a

speeding ambulance which mounted the
sidewalk outside his home, crushing his

legs and causing serious multiple
injuries.

The ambulance in question was evidently
on its way to hospital carrying

President Johnny Cyclops, who is
understood to have received only mild

wounds after an attempt on his life at a
TV studio this afternoon.

Nathan Klugman has the details.

Thanks, Jay.

As the hearts of all Americans go out
tonight to Jimmy Hennessy, President

Cyclops appears to be making rather a
meal of his own somewhat trivial

When asked by nurse how he was feeling,
he replied, both my lungs are full of

lead. Maybe they ought to put in a zip.

and earlier on it is understood he asked
to have both his arms amputated

apparently as a protest against red
china mr cyclops popularity rating is

reported to be fractionally below that
of the boston strangler you are quite

clear about your instructions a
completely trinket of the dominions go

find you something inconspicuous to wear
and then bring it back here at once so

that you can leave the boat at Calais
without being recognized and take off

bloody blindfold or we'll get nowhere.

Right. Up you go.

Be

very

careful out there, Master.

There put a porthole in the floor.

You is cut with the brain, you simple
bastard! Yes, yes, yes, master.

Strike me again. I am unworthy.

And stop enjoying it when I hit you.
Yes, master.

My God, we are already there.

The KTP is on to me.

Oh, quickly, I'm dead.

Quickly, be ready.

The next man to enter this store is
going to provide me with my new set of

clothes.

C 'est possible qu 'il soit l
'approbate.

Le diable, hein?

Qu 'il a caché la bombe Karki dans un
grand morceau de glace.

Comme ceci.

Il faut le chercher à tout prix. Et
surtout, ça... Regardez!

We have to find the ice monster.

Yes, that's right. Quick, quick!

Thank God.

So, take it away.

Captain, which direction?

Well, anywhere.

The lavatory.

Now, the big promotion, huh? Yes, of
course.

The president shouldn't really be
disturbed.

Well, this one is.

We have to make the best of it. Wake him
up, please, nurse.

Thank you, nurse.

No, no, cheetah, leave.

Cheetah, leave.

What time is it, deacon? Late, Mr.

President, perhaps too late. I bring
good news and bad news.

Uh -huh. First of all, Jimmy Hennessy
died during the night.

Oh, my God.

And the bad news?

In the early hours of this morning, The
Soviet Union launched a full -scale

military invasion of Iran.

Nurse?

Right here, Mr. President.