All language subtitles for Whoops Apocalypse s01e02 Autumn Cannibalism

And Shah Razim now boards the private
launch, which will ferry him across the

channel to Britain.

Oh, my God.

This is terrible.

This is terrible.

The Shah's boat has blown up.

This once gleaming gazelle -like craft
is now a ball of flames.

A human casserole where blood is the
gravy, barbecuing the bodies in a

spit.

Gee, I wish I had a figure like that.

You can.

Benzinger lift and grip girdle.

Benzinger twin stretch panels hug your
curve and prevent unsightly panty ride.

You really do look ten years younger.

The Benzinger lift and grip girdle.

Be a little firmer with your figure.

Thank you, Bob. Well, what a body blow.
Shaw Racine, coldly and cruelly

assassinated by terrorists just when no
one at all was expecting it. The death

of the late Shaw's brother will come as
a real kick in the teeth for President

Cyclops.

that the Shah is not dead. They blew him
into a thousand pieces.

You think maybe they can operate?

I think that our prime concern was to
protect the Shah from Arab assassination

attempts. To do that, we had to convince
them he was dead.

Oh, I see.

Everybody thinks the Shah is dead, and
in fact, he is.

That sounds foolproof.

Sir, the CIA arranged to have that boat
detonated by remote control.

Rafim and his blindfolded lacquit are
now being secretly ferried to Britain

where the conservative government have
pledged their safety until we can

secretly smuggle them here to
Washington.

Did I know about this?

Of course, Mr. President.

Oh, oh, thank you, Deacon.

I think you are blown up, master.

Now you can travel to Britain in safety
and comfort.

You don't sound well, toast of the
zodiac.

Yes, very hot and feverish.

I have some coffee here to cheer you up.

sight of your holy countenance and had
to pluck out my eyes with a pair of

tongs. And another thing.

Master. Scott of the Antarctic was a
film with Kenneth Moore.

If only you hadn't lost those
seasickness pills.

Now there is nothing at all I can take.
Nothing.

You are wrong, Master.

What? It was John Mills.

Scott of the Antarctic with John Mills.

But an hour or so, diamond of the
firmaments.

One more hour, and I'll be back on dry
level.

The

National

Seaman Strike.

All cross -channel ferries will be
stranded where they are until further

American couple being held by the KGB.

Mr. Dubenkian claims the crew's missile
was found in their rucksack.

And the assassination of the Shah of
Iran.

Police raid a cafe in Brixton.

Good evening.

We've just asked to go before Thursday's
general election.

Social Democrats look set for a victory.

The latest public opinion polls show
Labour trailing with 16 .1%.

the Conservatives with 31 .5%, and the
Social Democratic Alliance with a

resounding lead of 52%. The shift to
liberalism is reflected, too, on the

side of the Atlantic, where Republic and
President Johnny Cyclops is now caught

up in a desperate struggle for his own
re -election in the autumn.

Yes?

The deacon is here with your campaign
advisor, sir. Oh, fine.

Morning, boys.

Send them in, will you? Oh, no.

Melvin Hickey, PR coordinator, chief
executive of the Johnny Cyclops re

-election think tank. A tremendous honor
and privilege, sir. And that is Biff.

Well,

now, boys. Oh, Lord!

Take pity on us, thy humble servants.
Bless us with thy divine love and mercy.

Give the Democrat Party election
candidate a withered arm.

typhus among the Soviet Politburo
forever and ever, amen?

Now, Mr. President, this is the way we
see the election campaign.

Using the Johnny Cyclops bomb as the
very cornerstone of our foreign policy,

create an image of strength.

Yeah, wait a minute. Johnny Cyclops
bomb?

What Johnny Cyclops bomb?

It was named after you, sir.

I didn't think it was named after Laurel
and Hardy. What is it?

Riff?

bomb is the devastating new deterrent
that gives you up to 50 times more

fatalities than most leading nuclear
bombs for the same capital outlay. That

means more death and destruction, more
value for your money. How does it work?

The answer is simple. Fusion of heavy
neutrons cause a realignment of

quark particles, creating a supermassive
new energy release. Yes, the Johnny

Cyclops bomb.

batch of Johnny Cyclops bombs into full
deployment just as the primaries begin.

I announce these glad tidings coast to
coast on my Texaco complanar of

salvation.

Suddenly you're back in the race.

Yeah, but if one of those things
accidentally went off, it could blow up

entire state. I mean, think of the ribs.

We have, sir. That's why we're citing
them in Europe.

of the most destructive instrument of
death ever known being called the Johnny

Cyclops bomb.

Well, Biff thought it was a good idea.
Am I right, Biff? The Johnny Cyclops

bomb. It grabs me. It grabs Biff, sir. I
don't care if it grabs Biff. Listen,

who the hell is Biff, anyway?

With respect, there's only a little late
for this. The bomb is being launched

tomorrow. Launched tomorrow?

When? Deacon says launched, sir. He
means launched to the press at a small

cocktail party, not literally launched
against Russia.

Unless, of course, you... No, no, no!

I want my name taken off this goddamn
thing. I want it called the Quark Bomb

instead. The Quark Bomb? And you shut
up. I like it. I don't give a... You do?

Oh, you hear that?

Biff likes it. He grabs Biff.

Well, settle then, the Quark Bomb.

It's going to change. As you wish, sir.
Finally, the Johnny Cyclops campaign

song. Right. I think you'll like it,
sir.

Raised on a riverbank in Omaha.

Went to the mission where he played his
guitar.

Always took his hat off when he spoke to
his ma.

Once gave a nigger kid a lift in his
car.

Johnny, Johnny Cyclops never started
World War III.

Who thinks his tax returns on the
left...

Authorized to cover up in 1954.

And who spends a night a week in bed
with a whore?

Johnny Cyclops, that's for sure.

Johnny Cyclops never started World War
III.

Back from diplomacy, never lost his
tack. They sing throughout his term, no,

never ever cracked. Never flinched from
duty and was never scared to act.

Loved to put the shit up the Warsaw
Prat.

I've got to tell you, I still think the
stars and stripes have the edge.

And then?

And then?

Has the Satan's strike over yet?

Not yet, bangle of the fatherland.

new suit I found for you, Master.

Nice and inconspicuous. So now you are
truly incognito.

Yes, yes.

I must have air!

I think, Captain, I had better have my
uniform back.

It will be done in about ten minutes,
Master.

Good. What do you mean, done? Where is
it?

Oh, it's perfectly safe, Master. I just
put it in the washing machine.

58 years ago, in small -town Pocatello,
Idaho, a young baby was

born.

As a child, he grew up among the fresh
pine forests and cool mountain streams.

gambled with the gophers and prairie
dogs.

Today, that child is Johnny Cyclops,
president of the United States,

guardian of the free world, and founder
of the most terrifically lethal

instrument of mass destruction the world
has ever known, the Quack Bomb,

formerly known as the Johnny Cyclops
Bomb.

to the president of the same name.

Okay, Mr. President?

Yes. I voted for Johnny Cyclops the last
time, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

I like him because he's such a decisive
man.

They say he never suffers from any form
of amnesia whatsoever.

A very decisive man.

We interrupt this commercial to bring
you a news bulletin. In the United

general election, there has been a
narrow yet decisive victory for the left

-wing Labor Tribune party of Kevin Pork.
Mr. Pork is expected to see the cabinet

meeting very early to discuss his
program of radical reform.

Sorry, Kev? In office.

Four years, 11 months and 30 days.

Read it back to me again, will you,
Dave?

Oh, right away.

Minutes of Her Majesty's cabinet
meeting.

Convened at 10 .33 a .m. One
nationalised banks, increased pension,

social benefits, granted free public
transport for all.

Set up massive job creation scheme to
reduce unemployment by five and a half

million.

Total cost, 1 ,000 billion pounds.

Two, withhold all future EEC
contributions, serve notice of

Abolish Trident slash defence spending
by 98%.

Cancel the civil list and close down the
Daily Telegraph.

Total saving... Total saving, 1 ,000
billion pounds.

Any other business?

Abolished House of Lords, withdrew from
NATO, asked private education and

settled the Seaman Strike.

The meeting was adjourned after ten
minutes.

I can't understand how the other
governments made it last so long.

Still, it has consummated the marriage,
as it were.

And there's nothing for it now but to
tell you.

Tell us what, Kev?

Well, it's a rather personal matter.
It's very personal, actually.

Now, how can I put it without telling
you now?

That's too much of a shock.

You see, I am... No.

It's no good. You've got to know.

The truth of it is, I am secretly
Superman.

Superman? Correct.

Bit of a big one, isn't it?

Obviously, you'd like some sort of
proof. Well, there you are.

And, of course, there's the... Holy
Mother of Moses.

this affects things rather heavily.

I think that's putting it mildly.

Sorry.

As from tomorrow, I shall announce the
immediate withdrawal of all American

forces, both nuclear and conventional,
from British soil.

In future, I shall be handling all our
defense needs personally in my capacity

as the man of steel.

that it's part of our policy of
unilateral disarmament.

There'll be no need for an independent
missile anymore because I myself am

faster than a speeding bullet.

That's it, boys and girls.

That's about the top and bottom of it.

I saw something rather interesting with
my telescopic and X -ray vision.

The new Shah of Iran isn't dead at all.
He's on a cross -channel ferry bound for

Dover at this very moment.

Didn't you get a memo from MI5 telling
you that this morning?

Yes, I left it upstairs in my in -tray.
Oh,

that's a point, Brian. If the Saudis
find we've let that man into Britain,

they'll be hell to pay.

I shall issue instructions that he's not
to be allowed off the boat.

Wouldn't it be quicker to fly down there
at super speed and tell him yourself?

I don't think that'll be necessary.

I mean, there's no need to go mad, is
there?

But try dragging Dennis along, will ya?

Why is Johnny Cyclops like a two -bit
hooker? Oh, why is Johnny Cyclops like a

two -bit hooker?

Sick minds, Mr. President, sick minds!

Well, how do they think I feel?

The one man we were all depending on
going back and forth across the English

Channel like a shuttlecock.

If only we could airlift him off!

Far too risky, sir. We must not alert
the Soviets, not while they have two of

our citizens.

We've got to get him off that goddamn
boat! Sir!

us to panic, he would never have given
us clean trousers.

Listen, Mary, Mary, get me Downing
Street, will you? I gotta talk to this

Pork. Just who does he think he is?

Oh, God save us. The Prime Minister of
Great Britain thinks he's Superman.

Will you give up? Can you imagine what
would happen if the press got hold of

this note?

I'm sorry, I can't make question time in
the house today. Brainiac has escaped

from the Phantom Zone.

Hello?

Yes, I'll hold.

It's the President of the United States.

Oh, glory hallelujah. What are you going
to tell him? I'm sorry, the Prime

Minister is out of his mind at the
moment. Will you stop whittling like a

We've got to... Hello.

No, I'm terribly sorry, Mr President.
We're not quite sure where he is at the

moment. Hang on.

I think this could be him.

Sorry, I'm late, boys and girls.

Is that for me?

President Cyclops, Kev.

He won't be allowed in. Goodbye.

interest you to know, I've just been to
see the doctor.

Doctor? I haven't been feeling myself
just lately.

We weren't going to say anything.

Well, no use pretending, is it? I think
I've been overdoing things, but I had a

talk with the doctor and he's given me
some pills to take. Oh, it'll be for the

best, Kev. I'm sure it will. Which
doctor is this then, Kev? Doctor Destiny

Earth 2.

You know him.

He helped me to rescue Lois Lane.

Starfish of Atlantis.

Well, Crypto, it's time for your fly
round the block.

Of course you do.

No way.

Well, it don't look right to me.

And that's another thing.

What?

You know when the colonel brought these
things in here and said they were the

most lethal and dangerous bombs in the
whole world and we had to guard them

our lives?

Yeah. What about it?

Nothing.

Just that I could have sworn there were
six of them.