All language subtitles for Watching s04e04 Exploding

It was boredom at first sight.

You could hardly call him right.

He is no one's Mr.

Right. So what do I say in it?

But then I'm not the right deal. I'm not
gentle or

genteel. So the question should be what
does it...

Oh.

Thought you might have had a lie -in.

I have a few jobs I must finish off. Oh,
this Sunday?

Well, the things I should have done
yesterday.

I see.

So it's my fault.

What is? Oh, taking me to London
yesterday has ruined your weekend.

I'm sorry, but it was your idea.

I know it was, and I enjoyed it too.

You were very quiet on the way home.

Didn't once take your face out of that
magazine.

Was it because I told those young men to
put their cigarettes out?

No, it's because of what you said would
happen if they didn't.

Yeah. They stopped smoking.

Mother, I just wish you wouldn't involve
me. These sort of lies can backfire.

Oh, and I don't think there is a
middleweight karate champion of Ashton

Makerfield.

Well, thank you anyway.

It was a lovely birthday present.

We should do it more often.

Yeah, you're only allowed one birthday a
year.

Some, as I know, don't even admit to
that.

No, I mean, we should, um, we should go
out more.

You see some lovely coach trips
advertised.

I don't seem to have the time.

Well, then relax.

Your business is doing very well these
days.

I always knew you had it in you.

Oh, yes, I remember.

You said I was mad to leave mod shops. I
had no talent, no qualifications, and

setting up on my own would be a complete
fiasco.

Yes.

You needed encouragement at that stage.

Encouragement?

Now's the time you should be thinking of
a house.

There's a lovely new estate the far side
of Heswell.

I'm just not ready to settle down.

Well, you mean Mary?

Maybe. Oh, well, that's a long way off.

Could be ages before the right girl
comes along.

Hiya, you two.

Morning.

Thanks. What for?

I didn't do anything yet.

Yeah, well, she woke a while ago. I take
it you didn't hear?

Sort of.

Sort of? Sort of heard and I thought I
saw Pam again, but you beat it to me. I

see.

Irresponsible as ever.

She's probably just tired.

I meant you.

Just get into it.

Even I'm surprised to see me this early.

Coffee. I've just had some.

I meant Sarah.

You've been giving her coffee, have you?
You and Pam were due back in. I had to

sober her up.

She'd been on the whiskey, I suppose.

Martini. That pureed broccoli's so
boring.

You have to make it taste better with
something.

Trouble one.

I left the bottle by a cot and she
finished it off.

And Delosio's nose got longer and
longer.

OK, so it's pureed tomato, not broccoli?

I hope this compulsive lying isn't
hereditary.

No, I got it off my dad.

Hi. Hi, good sleep. Yes, thanks.

And how's my cuddly little sausage?

He's a bit gnarky this morning.

That's fine. I think she's changing.

Come on, Daddy.

You can't have all the fun of putting it
in one end without being prepared to

mop it up at the other.

What's so rude?

She is his baby.

As long as you're sure, Pam, that's all
that matters.

I want a word with you.

Oh, well, if it's about that donkey
backing up into the cactus... It's a

perfectly reasonable explanation.

And as soon as I think of it, I'll let
you know.

It's Malcolm.

Was it? I could have sworn it was a
donkey.

Does Malcolm know about last night?

Last night?

You and Chris.

I don't think it's any of your business.
I happen to like Malcolm.

You're a married woman.

And I do want to see him made to look a
fool.

Yeah, well, he likes wearing a banana in
his ear.

Brenda. What? What is going on?

I went to a concert with the fella, and
afterwards, we said goodnight.

all the time.

And Malcolm knows?

Not yet.

But you're going to tell him?

No.

No? Oh, yeah.

I will tell him.

Oh, I don't know. It's no big deal, is
it? Of course it is.

Malcolm's his boss.

Yeah, but he's not mine.

Well, you'll have to tell him.

Why? It was nothing.

Because if you don't and Malcolm finds
out, he's going to read a lot more into

it than there really was.

It was nothing, wasn't it? Nothing.

Then tell him. I will.

And tell him nothing.

It was just one little incident, nothing
significant, but that you believe in

being frank and honest.

Oh, me?

Yes. Tell the truth.

Yes. You're trying to ruin my
reputation.

Hey, thanks for coming in.

It's all right, Mark. I was ready to
help out.

Besides, I need the OV.

I blew 30 quid last night on it.

It went on somewhere, did it?

Pardon? Well, after the concert.

Er, yeah.

Did you see Brenda there?

Should I finish off the Norton or start
on this one here?

What? Oh, er, the Norton.

How much do I owe you?

Pardon? For Brenda's tickets.

You did get them, didn't you?

Oh, yeah.

I'd have really been in it if you
hadn't.

Did you take them round in the
afternoon?

Er, eight.

I could only get one, besides my own.

Oh, sweet.

So? So?

So how much?

Oh, it's all right, Mark.

Have it on me.

Don't be ridiculous. It's my peace
offering for her.

Why should you pay?

She did go, didn't she? I mean, you did
see her, didn't you? Oh, yeah, yeah.

Right. Now, what do we owe you?

Um, 750.

Don't worry, Mr. Longworthy.

We'll pick your machine up for you.

End of the new ferry bypass at the
roundabout.

Sorry?

Oh, actually, on the roundabout.

Yeah, well, if you put together as many
bits as you can find, we'll... No, no

need for you to worry about that. I'm
sure the police will tow their own

vehicles away.

off now then right bye did you get that
yeah what's he been

up to this time then he's going to
france and decided to practice

negotiations so he's not too serious if
he loses his license we're going to lose

a lot of business yeah see ya yeah see
you later

Enjoy last night.

Last night?

Chris Paddy did.

You're going down the wrong way.

You could say... Sure you're okay?

I thought...

That I wanted a word.

Well, come to the right fella.

What about?

Erm, that something happened.

What's that?

Well, it's nothing really, but it's
probably best you know.

Know what?

What happened.

It's just that, well, if you found out
about it, you might think there was more

to it than there was, and there wasn't.

What are you talking about?

I was just being frank and honest.

What about?

About what happened.

So that's that, then. So I was London.

What happened?

In London?

I don't know. I didn't go.

Something happened last night at the
concert. We were in trouble.

Had some weird target at them concert.

Did ask Chris to get you two tickets so
he could take Sandra or somebody.

But he couldn't.

If he had a bit more decency, he'd have
taken care of you himself.

He did?

No.

Didn't say anything.

He didn't get you into trouble, did he?

Of course not. It was just that... What?

Erm, he had his dad's car.

He took me.

Took you?

And brought me back.

Good.

Well, I'd rather not say.

No, I mean, it was good of him.

So, let's hear it.

What, all of it?

All of it.

Not a lot left to do.

At the office now.

Virtually finished.

So she'll be leaving Tuesday?

No, no, no. I'm not going to push her
out the minute I'm through.

Why not?

It'd be nasty.

Did she mention the donkey?

She said she didn't touch her. Oh, I
see.

And if she said she did?

Then she definitely did.

I'll go.

Come on.

I've forgotten your key, you dirty twit.

She's mad.

What's that?

No, mad.

You packing?

No, Pamela, I'm making a space in the
wardrobe for a body. Yours?

You've seen Malcolm, then? Did you
explain?

Pamela, let me give you some advice.

time you feel the urge to give me some
advice, first brush your teeth with

glue.

What did he say?

He went berserk.

Pessy, small -minded trick of frog's
vomit.

And he called me names.

Brenda. Get lost.

Just calm down a minute. What are you
doing?

You're not leaving yet.

I'll be back later.

And where do you think you're going?

What? Well, you're not.

Not until you've heard what I've got to
say. I'm not.

You're not what?

I'm not going anywhere.

Good. Because I haven't come all this
way to be ignored.

I don't understand.

I've been trying to talk... Look, just
stop avoiding the issue and listen.

It took a great deal for our Bren to
come here and be frank and honest

she's not normally.

And for you to ruin it all by not being
understanding means that she won't do it

again and it'll serve you right.

I've tried talking to her. Don't
interrupt.

You're acting like a spoiled kid because
nothing happened that really mattered.

No more than happens even when people
are married.

Sometimes with somebody else if
someone's had a few drinks.

So you'd better come to us and
straighten things out. No way, I'm not

round there with Brenda in the mood.

What's in the bag?

Magneto, roller bearings, valve springs
and some gaskets.

And a bike couldn't go without them?

No. Right.

So when you come to your senses, you can
collect them from our house.

You don't understand.

Think about it.

Oh!

It's on the table!

Everything all right?

Yes.

Beethoven was very sensitive to these
things, you know.

What things?

Atmosphere. When you came in before, he
just took one look, then went straight

through his cat flap and up the silver
birch.

Did he dare to suffer?

Tough.

It's not like you to be callous,
Malcolm.

Has something or someone upset you?

No.

Oh, I told her you were busy and
probably didn't want to be disturbed,

said it was important.

Mmm, nice piece of beef, isn't it?

Then later on her sister came looking
for you. She didn't know you were

either. Obviously no communication.

The accent, I suppose.

But do you think at least they'd be able
to understand each other?

Do you think we could talk about
something else, please?

Of course. I understand.

Oh, I've written others some brochures.

Coach tours of the Cotswolds.

Perhaps you could post it on your way
back.

I'm not going back.

Ever? This afternoon.

Well, that's very wise. You shouldn't
work on a Sunday.

Some people have to.

Only bus drivers.

And entertainment people and those
sorts. Not businessmen.

I've told you, Malcolm, it shouldn't be
you who's getting his hands mucky.

You should be, um, checking the books.

Making phone calls.

Playing golf on Wednesdays.

I don't play golf.

Oh, then you'll have to learn.

Or snooker.

Snooker? Yes, but always dressed very
nicely.

Mother, forget it, will you? I've had
just about enough for one day.

You're tired, that's the trouble. You do
far too much.

Why not get another young man like
Christopher to help you out?

Oh, I want to think on...

Seeing as how you're here this
afternoon, could you take a look at the

cleaner? There's a funny smell at the
end where the noise comes from.

Lemon sparks keep cinching the carpet.

Oh.

Chin -chin.

So I said to Lawrence, the next round is
a cheese and wine. We must insist that

members leave their work at home.

See, John Rogers complained that during
the last one he signed up for two lots

of double glazing, a room in his loft,
and insurance against woodworm in his

front gate.

John Rogers, doesn't he live... 27.

That's right.

You're all dying gay. Yeah.

Pamela.

What? Give me the key to me case.

Let's just finish these.

Now. Oh, hold on. I think that was Sarah
crying. Go and see to her brain. No.

Go and talk to her. See if she'll go off
again. Get him to do it. He puts me to

sleep. Now, listen.

It's all right. She's stopped.

I didn't hear anything.

Oh, deaf as well as dumb.

There's no notice. She's in a funny
mood. She should be in a funny farm.

Give me me keys back. I want to go home.
All right, David. I'll run you to the

station. Let her walk.

He's just got to check the car first.

What? The oil and water and things. They
need checking. Why, is the red light

been coming on?

I'll check the car.

Pamela, what's going on?

Nothing.

If you're determined to walk out on your
responsibility, who am I to try and

stop you?

so much as a wave to your little niece
who'll break her heart crying when she

realises you've gone.

Well, leave a note.

Don't be cruel.

Look, Pamela, you don't need me any
more. I was going Tuesday anyway.

And I certainly don't need any more of
you or him or the Mel's mackerel.

I'm sick to the back teeth of the lorry
with your cheesing and whining and your

double glazing and your stupid
doorbells.

What's that?

It's from engine things.

Car's all right? No, it's not. Here, go
and put them somewhere.

I can tell them.

You stay there.

Stupid doorbell.

Oh, hi. Come on in.

We heard you the first time, honey.
We're at the bath.

Brenda, guess who it is?

Quasimodo.

Oh, hi. Hello. Go away and mend
something.

Me? Go.

Right, you two.

You can stop behaving like children and
stay after me.

Do you want your keys back and do you
want your spares back?

Is that what he came here for?

No, he came here to see you. Now say it.

Hello, Malcolm.

Nearly right. Now sort it out.

What's happening?

Nothing. Come and feed the fish.

We haven't got any fish.

Well, Peggy, I must say, I've had my
suspicions for some time.

Well, you must have wondered yourself.

I mean, two in the morning is no time to
be getting in from choir practice.

Every afternoon, at his age.

I don't believe it. Not two hours.

I mean, he'd jog a lot of miles in that
time.

Look, would you like me to come over
later?

Yes, all right.

See, all I can suggest you do is keep
measuring the depth of tread on his

training shoes.

Anyway, I'm not staying here any more.
They don't need me.

Thought you hated it at your mum's. I
do.

Arguments, arguments all the time.

Me and her.

Her and me nan.

Our Sandra and everybody. Everybody and
our Gerald. Just knock, knock, knock.

And me nan sits there stuck in her teeth
and she keeps poking the fire.

What's wrong with that?

The gas fire.

I'm sorry.

Oh, don't be. Loads of people have gas
fires.

About this morning.

Yeah.

So am I.

And last night.

You'll have to go.

Oh, no, Mark. Don't sack him. It was as
much me.

It's not the point. He can't be trusted.

Yeah, well, the other's useless.

Like what?

You can get a concert ticket.

Sorry, it's up to you.

Which key was she on about?

For me case.

She took it?

Put it where no man dare to trespass.

Except perhaps for David after a late
night at the Awful Pheasants.

Could spring the lock.

Could I?

What's this about your spade?

Oh, a bag of engine parts. She took it
from the workshop.

So you had to come here?

Yeah, well, you only stayed because she
had your key.

Blackmail.

Come on.

What? Reach the decision.

Hey, that's the second this year.

I mean, you don't want to stay here and
you don't want to go home. So?

Hello? Is that you, Malcolm?

I found an interesting one here.

Takes in Hampton Court and the Wimbledon
Tennis Museum.

£21, dinner and tea inclusive, coach
leaves at 7 .30.

I thought we might take Auntie Peggy as
she's having a rough time with Uncle...

Oh.

Your company.

Brenda's staying.

Where? Here.

You can't just say that. I've just said
it. Malcolm, you can't just... Brenda's

staying and it's no use you saying
anything.

And if you do and it's that she's not,
well, then I'll be going and you'll be

your own. I'm sorry, but that's the way
it is.

Happy birthday.

Oh.

Did you get me cards?

Yes. Thank you. Thank you. And the
presents. Really nice.

Said in the advert that you could have
and she's got them.

Have they?

It's a pub on the dock road.

What? It didn't work. Oh.

This isn't going to work. It will if we
try, all of us. All right. So we try.

Shall we say one week's probation?

Can't we just pay me fine and go home?

Look, I've got to go out shortly.

Malcolm, you'll have to make up the bed
in the guest room.

There's some of your stuff in the
wardrobe there.

You'd better move it back into your room
now.

I don't want you going in there for it
first thing in the morning.

Where are you going? Oh, Peggy, just for
a couple of hours.

Trouble? Oh, you could say that.

Another male acting irresponsibly and
succumbing to primitive urges.

How does it change?

Oh, while I think on, Malcolm, didn't
you used to have a little gadget for

measuring the tread on a tyre?

That was your pan.

I've just seen her going down the park.

She bought these and this.

Was she in an arc?

Well, she said we might have told her we
were going.

That's rich after her keeping me hostage
all day.

Blackmailing me to go round playing
matchmaker.

I thought we'd come back together before
we'd had a chance at ten minutes

freedom. Who she thinks she is?
Priscilla Black.

Hardly, I didn't get a choice of three.

Well, here we are, then.

You're right, Mark. Here is definitely
where we are.

On our own?

Till your mum gets back.

Right.

Who'd have thought, eh?

Lots happened today.

Yeah, Mark.

Lots.

It's not over yet.

What? Today.

You all right, Mark?

I think you're just bragging now you've
learnt to tell the time.

Finished unpacking?

Tell me something.

Anything.

How did you open your case?

Ah, well, what I forgot to tell our Pam
was the lock didn't work anyway.

Been broke for ages.

What, you were just playing along with
her?

Oh, well, then.

What are you doing? I thought they were
your spares.

Bit embarrassing, actually.

I mean, I tried to tell her, but, er...

Well, it's not a bag of spares. It's a
bag of scrap.

Come here.

I think we might be able to learn a few
tips from this, too.

That looks easy enough.

I'm not sure I can do that.