All language subtitles for Twice in a Lifetime s01e21 The Trouble With Harry

Why don't you pay the rent like
everybody else?

Will you give me your wallet?

You know what the eighth wonder of the
world is?

I'll tell you what the eighth wonder of
the world is.

King Kraken Kong!

That's what the eighth wonder of the
world is.

Give me that. Give me my bag.

Harry, give me my bag!

They like it. No, my groceries. Not my
dance, Harry.

And neither do I, Harry.

Harry!

Give me that!

I cannot go through this with you every
single night, you crazy fool!

Why don't you go back to the mental
ward, Harry, and find yourself another

rattle brain to dance with, okay? That
way you two winkies...

You can hallucinate yourselves into
oblivion.

Are you going to play the piano?

Yes, Harry, I'm going to play the piano.

That's what I do. I write songs, okay?

I work. Normal people work.

Play mine.

No, Harry, I will not play yours. Stay
mine. I cannot.

Harry! Harry!

Stop it! Play mine.

My plate.

That's my mother's room.

Your mother loves you?

I'm going to call the state authorities
and I mean it this time. No, you can't

send me back there. I can't go back
there.

My mother can't find me there.

What are you trying to do? Are you
trying to squash me?

Did you get a message? Listen to the
radio.

Don't you know you can't make it without
me?

I'm the eighth runner of the world.

Are you hungry? Want a pea soup?

No, I don't want any pea soup. soup, you
raging lunatic.

I want you out of my life.

Now you've made me miss my call.

It's your mother.

How do you know?

No one else calls.

This is your mother.

Do you need anything?

Don't forget to get the pea soup for
Harry.

Goodbye.

Pea soup!

I need pea soup!

Get away from my door, you maniac!

Lost without you.

Lost without your... Lost without you.

Lost without your... Promise!

Get away from my door, you blinking,
twitching nightmare!

Yes, this is Tom Lasky at 324 South
Lowry Street, apartment 401.

I have a hysterical madman losing his
mind at my door. Could you come and pick

him up, please? Yeah, easy. Thank you
very much.

No!

Don't let them take me!

Please don't let them take me back
there!

I can't hear you, Harry!

I can't hear you!

I can't leave my mother.

I can't leave my mother. Easy now,
Harry. Everything is going to be all

No, I can't go back there.

Tell him he doesn't understand.

My mom won't find me there. She'll never
find me.

And I can't leave Tom.

He'll never make it without me.

I can't go back there.

Please.

All your memories intact.

You change the course of your life.

You

are

a free agent in the universe.

Yeah. Yes?

Yeah.

Why, gee, well, set up a conference
call, and I shall join you straight

away.

What was that?

Your mother.

Praying again.

She has a direct line?

Intervening on your behalf?

Well, what have I done wrong?

What have I done wrong? I was a good
boy. I set the table. I folded the

I ushered the fools. The nutcase is in
and out of our lives.

You see, Your Honor, it was a deep hurt.
Growing up, Tom shared his mother with

every lost soul in town.

She was a charitable woman, which is
good.

Good? Good for whom? Do you think those
lunatics ever appreciated her?

Do you remember Mr.

Tomlinson?

They all blend together in my memory,
Mother. Was he the one that used to eat

the nude?

No.

He's the one that gave you your first
piano.

But he was a fool. He was a crazy old
fool.

He who calleth his brother a fool shall
suffer the fires of hell.

That lunatic was not my brother.

Mr. Lasky, do you remember anything your
mother did for you that you

are thankful for?

Anything that you can... Sure.

Sure.

Wait, Your Honor.

What about Harry?

Oh, yes.

The trouble with Harry.

The trouble with Harry? What about me?
I'm the dead guy. Me, remember?

Oh, him.

The eighth wonder of the world.

Yes. He was, wasn't he?

What do you mean, was?

Where is this? Angus Sheen Psychiatric
Hospital. You sent Harry on his last

to the hospital.

What do you mean? What happened?

That fellow was so full of life, and he
begged you not to make that call, not

to send him back.

I had no idea that that could happen.

I didn't know. I'm sorry. I just... I
had no idea.

He said, sorry, Judge.

He was driving me crazy. I was trying to
finish my musical. It's a frustrating

time.

I have no idea. I have no idea.

All right, Tom.

You go and keep yourself from making
that fatal phone call.

You shall have three days, and three
days only. What, you mean I can go back

stop myself from dying?

Yes.

You are responsible for more than
yourself, Mr. Lasky.

You are to save two lives, your own and
Harry's.

He may not be your brother, but his life
is now in your hands.

You will go back with your memory intact
and no one will recognize you.

You are a free agent in the universe.

And when you leave here, it is with the
blessing of God Almighty and his court.

Why don't you pay the rent like
everybody else?

I don't

need it.

I'm a bum?

Be thankful for the kindness of
strangers.

But he gave me three days. This is the
night I die.

Within the hour, I'm a dead man.

Maybe.

Maybe not.

That's what second chances are all
about.

Coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!

Wait, no, don't go in there!

I live here. I know, but if you go in
there, you're going to make a phone call

that you will regret forever.

It's my mother.

No, I mean... After that. And I know
because I'm you. And if you, me, go in

there, you're going to play the piano,
you're going to make a call, and then

you're going to get yourself to death.
And then you'll regret everything. What

is it about this building that attracts
so many people from outer space?

It's the road, Bloom.

I went for my door, you maniac!

I know who you are.

Oh, Harry, you do?

You're the eighth wonder of the world.

Is he playing yet?

No.

He will.

Lost without you.

Lost without you.

Promise. Harry, listen.

Listen, Harry, I gotta get in here,
okay? Because Tom... I'm in grave

I've got a marriage.

That was your secret?

Oh, my God.

I'm gonna die. Yes, you are, in about
one hour, if you don't listen to me.

Stop. Wait a minute.

Wait a minute!

You're about to make a terrible mistake,
one that can affect you for all

eternity. You have to help Harry.

Stop it, Harry.

What do you want, money?

You don't have any money.

How do you know?

I need pea soup.

There's no pea soup.

Look, I don't know what you want, but
I'm a reasonable man. If you leave here

now, I'll forget this whole thing.
You're lying. As soon as we leave here,

you're going to call the authorities.

You broke into my apartment and attacked
me to keep me from calling the police.

Stop it, Harry.

You're hurting me.

Don't hurt him.

Oh, that hurts.

Oh, shut up. You're not hurting him,
Vinnie.

Now stop it.

Just stop it right now.

You see, you shouldn't tie people up.

People don't like it.

Harry.

Harry, Harry, Harry. Harry, Harry,
Harry, Harry, Harry.

Harry, stop.

Harry, stop, stop.

Harry.

Harry.

This is an emergency. I'm being attacked
in my apartment by two raging maniacs.

324 South Lowry Street, apartment 3.

You see what you've done?

What do you have to say for yourself?

You're killing me, Harry.

I'd never kill you.

I don't even kill bugs.

If you don't get me out of here, I'm a
dead man.

Are you thinking of suicide, Tom?

Your name's Tom, too? Yes.

I mean, no, no, no. I'm not trying to
kill myself.

No, I'm trying to keep myself.

Killing myself.

I see.

No, don't give me that, okay? Don't give
me that all -knowing, psycho -battling,

patronizing, I see, because you don't
see.

You don't see. If you saw, you'd be
trying to help me save my life. That's

exactly what I'm trying to do, Tom.

Why don't you tell me about it? That's
what I've been trying to do.

Okay, now you have to wrap your mind
around this concept. There is a man out

there. That would be you. Yes!

No.

Things aren't going so well. It's a
disaster. You couldn't have given me a

little more time?

Who's your friend, Tom? Do you have a
friend here?

Yes. Yes.

Ask him.

They can't see me when I'm dressed like
this.

He's having an episode.

No, I do look insane.

Maybe this is a bad time.

Perhaps we can talk about this later,
when you're a little more calm. How can

be calm?

If you won't wrap your pea brain around
the idea that I'm going to die, okay?

Tom Lasky is going to die. Tom Lasky.
Yes.

Right. Exactly. You know Beth.

Well, right now, Beth is baby boy. Even
as we speak, this very moment is sucking

gas.

We'll come back later.

Harry? Do you know where there's a
phone?

Hello? Mom, I want you to listen and
listen like you've never listened

okay? Your son, Tom, is in grave danger,
okay? If

I'm wrong, you'll have wasted a few
moments on a wild goose chase. But if

right...

Go to Tom's apartment.

You'll find him unconscious at the
piano.

The apartment's full of gas.

Open all the windows, shut the oven, and
don't light anything, okay?

Harry and I are at Angus Sheen.

Is Harry with you?

Yes.

Is he all right?

Just save your son, Mom!

What happened?

Oh, my God.

It's a miracle.

What's going on? I don't know. I don't
know.

But I'll tell you one thing.

There's a prophet living in Angus Sheen.

And his name is Tom.

Bingo! I got bingo!

I got bingo!

All right, everybody.

That's enough for today.

We'll pick up tomorrow.

It's time for entertainment.

Your social director's coming.

No.

A little poodle just like Phyllis. Take
it home with you, baby.

a sign from God.

Mother?

I knew you'd come back.

It's okay, Harry.

Everything's going to be okay.

Gotta get me out of here.

I don't belong here. I'll go nuts if I
have to stay in this bug house any

longer. I was supposed to go back in the
past, but now I'm in the future. And

Harry thinks the best is his mom. It's
insane.

You're exactly where you need to be,
Tom. The present.

Well, where do I get to go?

Go where? I don't know.

Back home to my normal life.

Well, what about Harry? Who's going to
look after him? Harry's here. This is

where he belongs. He's safe.

I'm the one that's stuck here in the
limbo.

Now there's a match made in heaven.

You may be right.

What do you mean?

That's for you to discover, Tom.

This is your second chance, not mine.

Who are you, anyway?

I'm the entertainment.

Hey,

come back here. I'm going to make you an
offer you can't refuse.

Come here, buddy.

Tom, come and meet my mom.

Mom, this is my friend Tom.

You want to see my other friend Tom?

Tom, this is my mom.

Harry, I'm not your friend, and that is
definitely not your mother.

Oh, that's okay, Tom.

We can share.

I'm sure Mr.

Tom would like a better mom than me.
Right, Mr. Tom?

Uh, ma... Could I see you? Just one
second.

Why are you telling Harry you're his
mother?

I'm not.

But you're allowing him to believe that
you are.

I'm being kind.

He associates my kindness with his
mother's love. Right, but you're not his

mother.

Mother. I'll be your mother, too, Tom.

Sure.

Why don't you be the whole world's
mother while you're at it? Calm down.

Now, Tom, have you had your meds today?

I am not crazy.

There she is.

I've tried to warn her.

Beth, we told you not to be alone with
the patient.

Oh, he's all right. He just needs his
meds. I don't need my meds. I just

need to get out of here.

How do you do it, Beth?

Year in, year out, you're here.

At least I get paid.

Oh, I do, too.

If you love the least of these.

He loved me.

You're right, son.

That's good, Tom.

My mother says that you saved my life.

Thank you very much.

He's not deaf, Tom.

He's... A nutcase, I know, Mother, like
all your friends. All your friends are

nutcases. This nutcase saved your life.
No, he didn't, Mother. You saved my

life, and I appreciate that, and that's
why I'm here, but... Can we go now?

No. I want you to talk to Harry. No,
Mother, please, please, please.

I don't want to talk to Harry, Mother.
Heaven, to me, would be to never see

Harry again.

You're in great...

Yes, that's right. I'm a grape. She's a
peach.

He's bananas and you're nuts. We've got
a regular salad here. No, it's a grate.

Not grape, ingrate.

Finishing Tom's song.

Well, how do you know what to write?

I... Listen.

To voices?

No, silly.

To the music.

Don't I know it.

It's in your words, Harry.

Lost without you.

Lost without your promise, shadows

find me, wrap around me now.

Lost without you, cannot find

my way.

I can't take it without you

Lost without

you Cannot find my bearings

No hand to guide me Gently

glide me

Oh, not without you.

No lanterns light the tree.

I'll never make it without.

It's finally happened. You've finally
lost your mind.

Just hear me out, Tom.

Please.

All he needs is someone to take care of
him.

See that he gets his medication.

Wash his two pair of pants that he wears
at the same time.

Do you know why?

Yes, because he's crazy.

He's embarrassed.

He's got a hole in him.

And he doesn't know how to fix it.

But I do.

I'm not a brilliant woman, Tom. I don't
hold down a big job and I make a lot of

money. But I can fix things.

Like hole in a pair of pants.

A pea soup.

Oh, help mend a broken spirit.

Didn't you see all those men today?

Those weren't men, Mother. Those were
maniacs.

All of them at one time was some
mother's baby boy.

All of them need a kind hand and someone
who

cares about them.

Everyone needs a mother.

But why does it have to be you, Mother?
Why does it have to be you?

Because that's my gift.

I can't heal the world, but I can help
Harry.

He doesn't have to live out his life in
an insane asylum.

He needs a guardian.

This is incredible. You've checked into
it already, but there's a catch.

They won't let you do it alone. They
won't approve.

Just you.

I could care for him with your help.

I'd do all the work, Tom.

I'm still strong, but I'm getting older.

And I guess they're worried. They want
to know I've got a backup.

All my life you've struggled to teach me
to be my brother's keeper.

Is that such a terrible thing? Not for
the Harrys of the world.

But let me ask you, have you ever asked
yourself, Mother, who keeps the keeper's

kids?

Hi.

Harry.

Tom?

Can you get out?

Meet me at Knox Church.

So, you see, Harry, this isn't your mom.

This is my mom.

Your mother's.

Do you understand, Harry?

He'll take care of you at the hospital,
Harry.

Why did you do it, Tom?

Why did I do what, Harry?

Why did you kill my mother?

I didn't kill your mother, Harry.

Who's going to make the soup now, Tom?

Who's going to get the flu?

We think it's catatonic.

What did you do?

I told him the truth.

You told him what truth?

That his mother is dead.

Okay, that she's dead.

No soup, no nothing.

She's dead.

I am not my brother's keeper.

I am not my brother's keeper!

He's going to be all right, right? He's
going to come back tomorrow and rant and

rave and write all over the walls,
right?

Do you care?

What? What are you saying? That I'm
responsible for Harry?

Why?

Because you are your brother's keeper.

Where's my mom?

Dead. Where is she? She's supposed to be
here by now. Harry needs her. Harry's

catatonic. There's nothing Beth could
do. Oh, you don't know Beth.

I'm afraid Beth isn't volunteering
anymore.

What are you talking about?

Nothing could keep Beth Lasky away from
this place.

Well, something has.

But don't worry, Tom. There are others
who come and read to you and talk to

Oh, no, no, no. You don't understand.

She has a gift.

Some people can fix clocks. Some people
can fix cars. Some people can play.

The same song on the piano over and over
again. Death fixes people. She has a

gift. She has a calling. I agree with
you, Tom. But death won't come anymore.

Oh, this is great. This is perfect.

I finally showed her the light, didn't
I?

I finally saw joy.

No,

no, Tom.

This is a family matter. It has nothing
to do with you.

It has everything to do with me. I'm not
paranoid. I'm not delusional.

I'm just so, so sorry.

I heard about your mom.

And all I can say is you can't always
believe your eyes.

Your ears will deceive you and people
will lie to you.

But you can't give up.

You can't stop believing.

Okay, Harry?

Because I can't make it without you.

It's time to go, Tom.

There's just one more thing I gotta do
before I go. It's not for me. It's for

mom.

Come on, Jones. This is the woman that
has a direct line to your boss,

After all the hours she's given for
others.

I'm just asking for one hour for Bess,
okay?

I'm about to be condemned for all
eternity. What's one more hour?

This is kidnapping!

This is trespassing!

Well, it's better than soul -killing,
isn't it? This is a crime! Well, let's

if we can steal that, shall we?

Looks like the writing's on the wall,
doesn't it?

every piece of music you've ever
written.

He may be crazy, but he's got a way with
words, doesn't he?

no idea didn't your mother ever teach
you anything i

gotta go now wait what do i do about all
this you're

asking me i'm just another nutcase
remember how would i know but if it was

i'd ask myself what would best do and
then i'd pray that i had the courage to

accept the answer

Have you got any change? I'm a little
tapped out.

No, you're not.

Spare some food?

Um, yeah.

Yeah, sure, here, take that.

Thank you, sir. Take both of them. God
bless you, sir.

Uh -uh.

Here.

Uh, take this.

Now, I never could have bought pea soup.

You, uh, when I get back upstairs, I
think you left something behind.

Like what?

Your life.

What's the eighth wonder of the world?

What's happening?

We need to share a time.

What's the eighth wonder of the world?

Did you buy it?

Did you buy it?

Hey, Mom!

Mom!

Tom brought the pea soup!

Come with me.

I can't.

It's all right. Seconds from now, you're
not going to have any memories.

that, Harry?

That's Jones, silly. Who's Jones?

He's the ninth wonder of the world.

The ninth wonder?

Yeah. King Kong.

Harry.