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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,980 --> 00:00:08,980 Hi, everybody. 2 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:11,120 Welcome to the third watch casual. 3 00:00:11,620 --> 00:00:12,620 Hit it. 4 00:00:42,730 --> 00:00:44,170 What the hell is that supposed to mean? Oh, no. 5 00:00:44,950 --> 00:00:47,970 Just make up with him, Bob. Oh, come on. We got left over. 6 00:00:48,410 --> 00:00:49,410 What? 7 00:00:50,950 --> 00:00:51,869 What do you mean? 8 00:00:51,870 --> 00:00:52,870 What? 9 00:00:52,930 --> 00:00:53,909 The accident. 10 00:00:53,910 --> 00:00:54,910 What? 11 00:00:57,750 --> 00:00:58,990 Why? Why? 12 00:00:59,710 --> 00:01:01,230 You ever see these people? Oh, hey. 13 00:01:03,310 --> 00:01:04,310 Sorry. Hey. 14 00:01:04,910 --> 00:01:06,050 None of mine last this long. 15 00:01:06,370 --> 00:01:08,990 Let's just do that. All right. We'll be right back. 16 00:01:56,170 --> 00:02:00,650 I can't hear anything out of my left ear. Can I get the General Chow's 17 00:02:00,650 --> 00:02:03,490 extra crispy and a side of tostones? I know they have them. Don't tell me they 18 00:02:03,490 --> 00:02:05,570 don't. Ten minutes, too, because we've got to go. 19 00:02:06,610 --> 00:02:07,610 Lights, 20 00:02:08,270 --> 00:02:09,509 please. Up yours. 21 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:19,080 You have to learn to clean the arms of someone who works out a lot. 22 00:02:19,820 --> 00:02:20,820 Perhaps a dancer. 23 00:02:21,740 --> 00:02:25,000 I once washed myself in a way that made my skin dry out. 24 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:28,580 I had to use lotion to get my skin back to normal. 25 00:02:29,620 --> 00:02:30,620 All that lotion. 26 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:33,420 It costs a fortune, I can tell you. 27 00:02:39,540 --> 00:02:40,540 You understand? 28 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:43,800 Not so much. You'll crackle without that lotion. 29 00:02:44,780 --> 00:02:45,780 Yeah, sure. 30 00:02:47,310 --> 00:02:50,590 Your skin will become like the mouth of a camel who goes across a desert without 31 00:02:50,590 --> 00:02:53,810 water for years and then... Sure, sure, shut your f***ing mouth. 32 00:02:54,590 --> 00:02:55,650 Camels don't need lotion. 33 00:02:58,730 --> 00:02:59,930 My camel needs lotion. 34 00:03:01,070 --> 00:03:05,030 Dirt. I wash my hands to get all the kibblestone bits off the tips of my 35 00:03:06,310 --> 00:03:07,410 I'm not a d***, dirt. 36 00:03:08,170 --> 00:03:09,730 Sure you are, dirt. 37 00:03:10,890 --> 00:03:12,050 Worry of your own hand. 38 00:03:13,230 --> 00:03:14,230 Hand. 39 00:03:14,830 --> 00:03:15,830 Dirt. 40 00:03:17,740 --> 00:03:18,740 I'm hungry. 41 00:03:20,540 --> 00:03:21,540 Wow. 42 00:03:34,740 --> 00:03:36,220 You want a sandwich? Sure. 43 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:41,240 We're doing everything we can, but she's too unstable for us to send in heavy 44 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:42,240 equipment. 45 00:03:42,540 --> 00:03:43,540 Come on. 46 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:49,840 Get over it. 47 00:03:50,060 --> 00:03:53,660 Go get over it. I mean, get, you know, deal with it. 48 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:55,240 Walk David. 49 00:03:58,200 --> 00:03:59,560 Son, you're lost. 50 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:00,800 Sure, sure. 51 00:04:00,900 --> 00:04:05,620 Sure, we'll be going here in just a moment. It's going to take just a couple 52 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:08,620 moments to get going in the traffic, you know. 53 00:04:08,980 --> 00:04:10,740 Hold on one minute. 54 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:14,160 Sure, I just want to have my bitch reset. 55 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:15,940 Come here, my darling. 56 00:04:16,620 --> 00:04:18,279 Take your fucking shirt off. 57 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:19,760 Come here. 58 00:04:20,180 --> 00:04:21,220 That's my baby. 59 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:24,460 I'm putting him. You just like to watch me undress. 60 00:04:24,660 --> 00:04:25,660 Talk. 61 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:29,700 Nice ass on him. 62 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:31,140 Kiss my ass. 63 00:04:31,460 --> 00:04:32,460 Kiss my ass. 64 00:04:34,540 --> 00:04:35,540 Okay. 65 00:04:41,180 --> 00:04:42,180 The treatment. 66 00:04:43,220 --> 00:04:45,380 Just what these dealers are going to get. The treatment. 67 00:04:47,180 --> 00:04:48,460 I'm going to treat these guys. 68 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:54,680 Why? 69 00:04:55,060 --> 00:04:58,480 Why? Well, you've had a good time with us on the gag read. 70 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:02,100 We had a lot of fun making it. I know I gagged a couple of times. 71 00:05:02,940 --> 00:05:06,720 Sure. We wish you were here in Southern California with us, but since you're 72 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:08,720 not, we have to go swimming now at the beach. 73 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:10,240 Bye -bye. 74 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:13,260 Have fun. Happy gag read. Oh, Jesus, I almost fell out. 75 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:15,200 Be careful with that. 76 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:17,000 Sure. 4896

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