All language subtitles for The.Thundermans.Undercover.S01E15.1080p.I.Know.What.You.Did.This.Summer-NGS

Thank you for helping me save that
pancake house, Captain Perfect. That

bandit really thought he'd get away.

But instead, he found himself in a
sticky situation.

He was toast.

Oh, he was a chicken, and we... Never
waffle!

Surprise the jewelry test?

All right.

No, I thought I saw my brother in the
kitchen.

But I think we're good.

You two still play hide -and -seek?

That is adorable.

Well, it's more like hide and lie.

I haven't technically told Max that I've
been teaming up with you yet. You know,

he's my partner, and I don't want him to
feel disrespected.

Phoebe, the last thing you are is
disrespectful.

Oh, thank you.

Now, would you mind crawling away from
the house in your belly so no one sees?

It would be my pleasure.

I'm going to call it evasive maneuver
omega -12.

Call it whatever you want. Just get to
crawling.

Continuing surveillance on Thunder Girl.

Mission is progressing as planned.

Okay, coast is clear.

Max and Chloe will never suspect a
thing.

Phoebe, why are you in your super suit?

Did you sleep in it again, you weirdo?
You know they're not pajamas, right?

Oh, this?

I was wearing it to protect me from the
sun. After all, UV rays are the villains

of the sky.

Why were you even outside?

For gardening.

We don't have a garden. Oh, we do now.

Well, I assume you were on, like, a solo
mission handling minor hero stuff while

I'm stuck teaching summer school.

That would have been a better
explanation.

But a false one.

Because of the gardening.

Whatever. We gotta go to school.

Hey, if you face off against any real
villains, make sure you call the

member of the family.

Oh, yeah. I have Chloe on speed dial.
Oh, Sarah!

We're just lucky the mastermind's been
so quiet lately.

We are.

Or maybe he's stuck in summer school
like you guys.

Can you imagine? With a little
mastermind backpack.

I think Phoebe's finally lost it.

Here, let's back away slowly.

I come from

a family of superheroes.

But now, my brother and sister and I are
heading for a brand new town. We're

going undercover.

To try and solve our most important
mission yet.

Hey, Chloe.

I had fun studying history with you last
week.

Me too.

It was fun learning about old dudes and
their old stuff.

You want to come with me to Splat by the
Sea tonight? My dad's celebrating the

launch of his new Chance Phone 7.

Oh, fun.

I heard it's exactly like the Chance
Phone 6, only more expensive.

That's not true.

It's way more expensive.

Anyway, there will be free food and your
new friend.

Me. What do you say?

You had me at free food.

I'm in.

Colleen!

Sorry you were stuck talking to BC.

Seriously, who does he think he is with
that dumb, handsome face?

We have a riddle for you. What's the
only test that's actually fun?

A pro test.

Want to join in on a pro test for
planning? Is it about Max being the

summer school teacher?

That's next week's.

This time we're protesting Chance
Technologies.

They're throwing a big party at Splats
tonight. We're going to stand outside

politely yell at people.

No. No what?

I want to know more about that protest.

Chance Technologies towers set at
frequencies that keep bats awake during

day. Which doubles our chances of
turning into vampires.

Wait. Maybe I want to be a vampire.

James, focus!

There's nothing more important tonight
than saving those bats.

Right! Glad you're in, Chloe.

I'll send you the details.

None of us in the first.

Which wouldn't make sense, because I
don't have them.

All right, class, I'm here. Your first
assignment is...

Did you not hear the assignment?

Beastie invited me to the same party
that Booch and Jinx want me to protest.

Ah, the age -old conundrum.

Crushes versus friends?

No, bothering me versus not bothering
me. You chose wrong.

Wait. I'm like the one person who can
handle two events at the same time.

I'll just teleport.

Oh, sorry. I wasn't listening. I was
designing some cool new super gadgets.

I call it the Dench Rocket.

Oh, you shoot bad guys to make them
smell? Bad guys and thieves.

I wonder what she's up to, besides
totally falling apart without me.

Weird. She said she was going to be at a
gardening shop, but my watch has her at

this jewelry store.

Assume she's not buying me that clock
necklace I wanted.

Yeah, we agreed as a family you cannot
pull that off.

She must be on a solo mission, and I'll
bet she needs backup.

Hey, can you go for my history class?

Sure. What are you teaching?

Just tell them who invented Benjamin
Franklin or whatever. Gotta go.

You'll never get away with this, Diamond
Heights Professor Portal.

Clearly you don't know how portals work.

Allow me to demonstrate.

Lucky I showed up. She can't defeat this
portal potty alone.

Portal potty.

Nice try, portal potty.

They just said that.

Thanks, Captain Perfect.

No problem. I owed you one for saving my
butt last week. Last week?

I'm taking these diamonds straight to
the mastermind. Like he always says,

life gives you diamonds, give them to
me.

They can't let him escape. We can't let
him escape. Okay, this guy's got to stop

saying what I'm saying.

I'll get the professor, you get the
portal.

Hey, professor, what's another name for
diamonds?

Well, that's a good question.

Uh, they're jewels, rock, oh, and, uh,
ice.

Now be a gem and help me push those
diamonds back to the store, save buddy.

buddy? It has a nice ring to it. Ah,
because jewelry stores sell rings.

Ugh, two of them.

Wait, there's two of them.

Phoebe found a new partner.

This summer... Time to get loud.

Buckle up. The Loud family is headed to
Europe for action -packed adventures.

And make themselves right at home.

Looks nice.

Don't miss all new Loud House European
adventures.

Friday nights at 7 on Nickelodeon.
You're watching the Thunderbirds

super secret summer.

Captain Perfect is here to review our
mission performance.

Do they usually need your help? All the
time.

Be here.

Professor Portal defeated.

House to myself. Time to kick back with
some after -action reports.

I know what you've been doing. No, you
don't.

And is your hair looking flat today?

I did sleep on it a little weird. Wait!
Don't distract me with hair talk.

You've been fighting crime with a new
superhero partner.

What? Why would you say that?

Because you're obviously hiding mission
reports behind your back.

What? This? No, this is a novel. I'm
writing about a woman in her mid -20s

nothing to hide.

Stop it.

I saw you and your little save buddy at
the jewelry store.

Okay, fine. Captain Perfect did help me
at the pancake house.

Wait, did you say pancake house?

How many saves have you done together?

Just a few while you were busy teaching
school.

I just didn't tell you because I thought
you might get upset.

Obviously, I was right.

What do you even know about this guy?

Well, his name's Peter.

His parents are dentists.

He used to have a pet pig named Ham
Solo.

Ham Solo.

Your new partner still sounds dumb.

He's not my partner.

So you admit he's dumb.

Okay, how about this? Next time I see
Captain Perfect, I will bring you along.

He's actually been asking to meet you.

Really? Mm -hmm.

Beneford, send Max a calendar invite for
my meeting with Captain Perfect.

Please clarify which meeting with
Captain Perfect. There are quite a few

horizon.

It's, like, too tough.

I count seven.

Hey, Thunderbird, be cool.

How could she keep this from me?

Say the word, Max.

I've got a team ready to initiate
Operation Kick Phoebe in the Shins and

Her Cry.

Stand by, Lorenzo.

I don't want to make her cry.

Stand down, Lorenzo.

I just need to track down Captain
Perfect and find out what this guy's up

I know a ferocious bloodhound who's
great at tracking.

I think I have a better idea.

Stand down, Millie Slobby Brown.

All right.

It says here the professor's portal will
leave a quantum signature on anyone

around. So track the signature, track
the suit.

Let's build our own tracker.

We'll have so much fun, we'll forget all
about Phoebe.

Also, the point is to keep working with
Phoebe. For now.

I said the quiet part out loud.

No chance towers!

No chance towers!

No chance towers!

No chance towers!

No chance towers! No chance towers! Take
five, people!

We're so glad you made it. Of course I
did. Nor would I rather be.

Here's your T -shirt.

Give back to chance.

Aw, we should save these little disease
balls.

and join in on the peaceful yelling.

And if you need any ideas, we made a
list.

Chance is the creep!

Bats deserve to sleep!

We want flowers, not Chance Towers!

And my personal favorite is Boo, you
stink!

Can you keep it quiet?

Fancy people are trying to enjoy my tube
shrimp.

The party started on... Yes, and
hopefully I get a phone upgrade out of

because mine's a little old.

Uh, I should go.

Go where?

Uh, to work on my sign and no other
activities.

I love how clear she is.

Hit it, people!

Give Beth a chance!

Give Beth a chance!

Give Beth a chance!

Give Beth a chance! Give Beth a chance!
Didn't I just yell at you outside?

Yeah, then I came inside.

That's how doors work.

Hey, so glad you could make it.

Oh, this is for you.

A bib?

I'm pretty good at eating since I turned
six.

It's your free ticket to shrimp.

Observe.

Shrimp bib detected.

Ooh, I've had dreams like this.

Actually, I like to dip my shrimp in the
ocean, so it tastes fresh.

Beerby.

As the party's host, do we get one new
phone or a bunch of them?

If that's a chance, O'Day will have a
chance.

We're not saying chance too much, right?

Hey, guys, what'd I miss?

Probably not a lot, because I've been
here the whole time.

What's that on your shirt?

Why are you wearing a bib with a shrimp
on it?

Uh, because Chance Technologies is
shellfish.

Good point.

Speaking of which... Give Fats a chance
or they won't have a chance!

Give Fats a chance!

Okay, hang on. I know you were just
inside.

Inside?

on your side.

Shh.

All right, Colosso. I

set my tracker to find Captain's shirt
pants.

It brought me straight to school.

Say the device's full name.

The Max and Colosso Portal Residue
Tracker, powered by friendship.

Thank you.

Of course Beanie likes Captain Perfect.
This nerd did school on a Friday night.

Mission update. I haven't made contact,
but I was able to gather important

materials from the target's workplace.

Target? The designs are impressive.

Although, the fake lesson plans were
disappointing.

I'm the target?

One thing is clear.

The target has no idea I'm watching.

Oh, yeah, I do.

And he won't see it coming if we move to
Terminate.

Please, please, please don't be mad at
me, Brownies. He won't be mad at me

anymore. Oh, I am so mad at you.

Ooh, Brownies.

Don't let her distract you, Max.

You have been working with a villain
this whole time.

What villain?

Captain Perfect.

I spied on him, and he called me a
target.

Absurd. You must have misheard him.
Maybe he said market, like he's going to

farmer's market. He seems like a fresh
corn guy.

We'll find out if he's a villain or a
corn lover real soon.

What do you mean?

I texted him from your phone and was
like, hey, it's Phoebe. Come over and

me alphabetize my mission files.

Yeah, like he'd ever believe that.

He's already on his way.

Yeah, it was pretty good.

Which brings us to the main event.

Chloe, you want to do the honors?

What honors?

Sending the first official text.

Did you miss my speech?

Of course not.

I really like the part where you said
all the words.

I had them put my number in there. So
you can text me if you want.

Chloe, we lost you!

Follow my bat sounds!

Is that processor squeaking at you?

I'll text you about it.

From the kitchen.

I'm right here.

Open your eyes.

Why do you have a chance phone seven?

It's fake.

Obviously. For the protest.

And why are you wearing that shirt?

Make party outfit change.

You don't do that.

You should be asking her how she was
everywhere tonight.

It's like there's two of her.

I think I heard them say something about
giving away free thumbs.

Where? Come to Wayland.

Can I be honest?

I was really hoping to impress you
tonight, but I guess fancy parties

your thing.

Impress me?

You don't have to do that. No, I mean, I
get it.

I don't love these parties either.

Everyone gets the shrimp sweats.

I saw that, and I wish I hadn't.

Learning how to balance the family
business with normal life is hard.

I might know something about that.

But tonight was fun, because I got to
hang out with you. And I had a great

with you, too.

All right, I got my three phones, so
party's over.

Get out!

You say three or three, because both are
wrong.

for the evil chance technologies party
of course not but i am in here for bc

what why i noticed that i don't have a
crush on him but i super do well

chloe this is super not okay i know you
guys don't like his dad that's why i

didn't tell you it's not that we don't
care who you have a crush on of course

they're a magician we do not test
magicians

It's that you kept a secret from us.

Secret is like an alien parasite.

Sooner or later, it bursts out and gets
messy for everyone.

I didn't mean to make a mess of things.
Well, you did.

And best friends don't do that to each
other.

Yeah.

Let's go, Booch.

Hi, Phoebe.

And Max.

I see you finally told him.

I found out myself, Captain Perfect. Or
should I say, Captain Villain. Plot

twist, I'm making you my target.

I'm sorry, what?

Max thinks you're a villain, but you're
not, right?

Anytime now.

Why aren't you talking?

Okay, Max. The thing is... Time's up.

Not your wisest move, pal.

Joke's on you.

I'm never wise.

I

don't

think I made enough brownies to fix
this.

Surprise me. You have all the same
powers as your sister. Yeah, she cares

the rules. I don't.

Enough.

Stop acting like super weirdos. You're
both superheroes.

I hope.

Okay, now, why did Max hear you calling
him a target?

Because he is.

You both are.

What? See?

Of course you had the right idea. I'm
going to kick him in the shins. Forget

shins. Kick him in his gorgeous face,
Max. Wait, wait.

I am not a villain. I was sent here by
the Hero League to make sure that you

don't blow the mission to stop the
Mastermind.

What are you talking about?

Thunderford, call President Kickbutt
right now.

He said she didn't know you, but maybe
she can clear all this up.

Gladly.

Hello, Thundermen.

And who is this mysterious soup behind
you?

It's okay, President Kickbutt. My
cover's blown.

Oh, good.

Wasn't sure where I would go with that
one.

Wait, so it's true?

Even the wordplay?

No, Phoebe, those puns were very, very
real.

Okay, well then why did you tell me
there were no other soups stationed in

Secret Shores?

I had to preserve the integrity of this
investigation.

But the truth is, you should take
Captain Perfect's presence here very

seriously.

More like seriously annoying.

Nailed it!

Why? What makes it so serious?

to impress Captain Perfect will bring an
end to your mission in Secret Shores.

The life you've built here with Chloe
will be over.

Give me a sec to smooth this over.

So, Evelyn... No.

Well, better pack your bags.