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Oh, good. You're up. We need to discuss our plan to catch the mastermind.

Sure. Let me just grab some breakfast.

Hey, that's my breakfast.

I knew you'd do that so I buttered the toast with anchovy juice.

Now, since we're undercover here on Assignment and Secret Chores, I've been

working on getting us cover jobs to blend in. I'm way ahead of you. I

got us cover jobs at Chloe's school.

Oh, so we can keep an eye on our sister while we all keep an eye on the town.

That's a great idea, Max.

It's a terrible idea.

Max already has a job.

Don't say being your friend.

I won't, because it's not a job if you love what you're doing.

I'd love you to leave.

I heard the word love, and that's good enough for me.

So when do we start?

Today. I'm gonna ask you to dress for work.

Whoa! I thought our Thunder Watchers could only change us into our super

I had Thunderford give him a little update.

mode as a joke.

I'm delightful.

Do I look delighted?

He tricked me. He said Christmas casual was in style.

I'm updating.

Try it now.

Ooh, I like it.

Much better. Though you were really rocking that beard.

What are you guys wearing?

Did Costa give you makeovers again?

No. So, Max got us cover jobs at your school.

My school?

Where I have away from you time?

Great.

Come on, Chloe. You're going to love having us there.

Guess who your new vice principal is?

Me? No, me.

You are the art teacher.

What? Max, I'm terrible at art. I know, and that's why it's hilarious.

It just makes no sense. How could they make you vice principal?

I sent two very impressive fake resumes to the principal, and I guess she could

just get a sense that I'm better than you.

Why art? It's literally the one thing I'm not good at.

Oh, that's not true, Phoebe. There's lots of things you're not good at.

I'm good at this.

Really? What? I am good at that.

Oh,

we're freezing each other before breakfast now, huh?

Technically, you ate my breakfast.

Oh, you're disgusting. Anchovy toast didn't count. Well, stop taking other

people's things, then. Maybe stop making gross anchovy toast. I mean, it's

actually disgusting that you would even think that any... Enough arguing!

That was not an argument. It was a healthy debate.

Just don't embarrass me at school in front of my new friends.

Chloe, we're not going to do that. Yeah, we may argue a lot, but we never do

anything to embarrass you.

Amy, it's your vice principal's command to open this door!

And as your art teacher, I say... I'm sensing a negative aura between your

siblings. Do you think I'll stop walking the door soon? I left my backpack

outside. I can hold this door all day, Matt!

You might want to get a new backpack.

I come from a family of superheroes.

But now my brother and sister and I are heading to a brand new town. We are

going undercover.

To try and solve our most important mission yet.

Secret Shore's newest student?

How are you enjoying school, Chloe?

It's great, Principal Taylor.

But I liked it better before my brother and sister got drunk. Oh, sweetie, I was

just being polite.

Save your drama for someone else's mama.

And don't forget to enter the mascot mascot.

Sure.

Also, what is it? It's a competition to design the school's new mascot.

Why are they changing the honor?

Well, our previous vice principal and our teacher were attacked by a family of

otters. It was horrible.

And adorable.

Any chance they'll recover soon, so my brother and sister... Oh, no. We are not

doing this again, Blabby.

Hey, guys. Did you hear about the mascot mascot?

Don't say those words.

Not after last year's mascot.

Wait, they changed the mascot last year, too?

to be the secret to Earth's manatees until a student got headbutted by one.

was I supposed to know you can't ride them?

Jinx and I entered the contest to come up with a new mascot, but we couldn't

agree on an idea.

I wanted the space yeti. And I wanted the fighting granola clumps.

Anyway, since we couldn't agree, we had to quickly throw something together.

Secret Charge Garbage Can!

We Garbage Can win this game!

Even the teachers were booing.

Naming the mascot would have made us legends.

Yeah, everyone would have thought about us whenever a kid tripped and fell on

that logo.

I'm that kid, aren't I? Usually.

come up with a new mascot.

Sorry, but Jinx and I swore on the moon being the two of us would never enter

again. Yeah, we're out.

But she never swore anything about the three of us entering.

Well, we found a cosmic loophole.

We're back in!

Awesome! And if we win, we'll definitely be legends.

Look, I am Goosebumps. They're like Goosebumps, but vegan.

Phoebe's coming. Let's wait before she embarrasses me again.

But isn't your sister the art teacher?

Maybe she can help us with our mascot.

Oh, Jinx, you're hilarious.

I am?

Cool.

No running in the halls.

I love power.

Hey. Oh, what's up, Biebs? How's the new job?

Oh, well, I know you find it hilarious that I'm the art teacher, but I actually

had a really good day.

Hmm.

Are your hands glued together? Yes, they are. Please help me.

Just not meant to be an art teacher, Max.

There's all this paint and glitter.

So much glitter.

Well, if it makes me feel any better, my day was awesome.

Principal Taylor took me out to lunch. I napped in my office.

And, uh, well, I guess that was it.

ever okay look i have no idea how you got vice principal over me but you need

start taking your cover job more seriously oh i am i am right in the

finding a teacher to fill in for a sick janitor i feel bad for whoever that poor

sucker is wait i'm the sucker

um max i was gonna go out after school to patrol for the mastermind And these

kids are depending on me for freshly mopped floors, so mop to it.

You're lucky I love mopping.

How are the mascot designs coming?

Fantastic! Our school needs an inspirational field kid mascot, which is

give you the Secret Shores Killer.

terrifying. What about the Secret Shores Sparkly Unicorn?

Maybe something a little more terrifying.

This is useless.

It's Blaster all over again. Except we're not in Jinx's hospital room.

Is that place at the best pudding?

Hey, what if we combine your ideas?

We could enter the Secret Shores Narwhal.

Good kind. Not like that kid who only walks backwards around the school.

Exactly. Now we just need to create our mascot costume.

Not a problem.

Take my hands. We'll manifest one with our collective mind.

I was thinking more like we could just make it out of paper mache.

But we can try your way first.

No!

Is it working?

No. But keep going.

Narwhal!

I'm sorry, did you say prison?

Your resume said you spent four years in the slammer for sampling grapes at the

supermarket.

What did you do, Mac?

Sorry, were you muttering to me or your mom?

Oh, I was actually just wondering if you still had my resume in your office? I

actually keep a copy in my bag for whenever I need a good laugh.

I got my degree from the Upstate Academy of Artsy Art Stuff.

Normally, I wouldn't hire anyone so unqualified, but I did it as a favor to

You don't say no to a vice principal who's benighted by the king of England.

You're giving me prison eyes right now, you all right?

Not really.

Well, your resume says that scraping gum really relaxes you, so namaste.

Or should I say, scrape away.

Max thinks he is so smart.

I'm going to make him regret ever becoming vice principal.

Dang it. I forgot I'm the one who has to clean that up.

Lined up outside my office.

Just because I'm vice principal doesn't mean I care about the students.

Well, they must have seen what you posted on the school socials. You're

donuts with the vice principal?

What kind of an annoying tryhard would steal my phone and it was you, wasn't

Nobody messes with prison Phoebe.

Prison Phoebe? Oh, you saw the resume.

Oh, I did. And now I know how you got the vice principal job over me.

Okay, so maybe I had entirely, incredibly, way too much fun making us

resumes. But, I mean, these are just cover jobs, right?

Yeah. Tell that to those students waiting for donuts, Vice Principal

No, no, no.

Once we win and become legends, do you think they're going to build a statue of

us? They'll have to once they see this pose.

Pose with me.

That kid who walks around backwards is going to be so jealous of us.

Oh, I've got to go home and change for the competition.

Me too. I mean, depart about going home. I don't need a change. That multi -kick

said I'm perfect the way that I am.

Well, I guess I'll see you guys at school then.

Who wants us to keep the normal head safe?

Well, I live in a year on the beach.

And my name is Jinx.

So I should do it?

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Max will never see that coming.

Unless I tell him, which I probably won't.

We're in a fight.

He said I'm too old to use the word riz.

You are.

Hurry. That's it. Your little donut. That stunt wasn't enough.

You just had to leave a lunch bag full of smelly food with my name on it in the

teacher's lounge.

It was a fish head and liverwurst sandwich, to be exact.

It completely sunk up the place. And now the math teacher's calling me the vice

-stakeable.

I hope you're happy.

Oh, I am. Thank you for asking.

I am done letting you make me look like a fool at school.

Good, because I'm about to make you look like a fool at home, too.

I'm emailing your number to every parent saying you're always available to chat

about their kids.

You wouldn't. I would.

And I did.

Dealing with annoying parents is worse than smelly sandwiches.

Sorry, Max.

I tried to warn you. No, you didn't.

That's because I got Riz.

Am I using it right?

Your phone is never gonna stop ringing.

Unless I do this.

You realize I could have just turned your phone off, right? I do now.

And just for pointing that out, I'm taking your phone down, too.

Don't you dare. Terry sent me an adorable picture of a panda hula dancing

haven't responded to yet.

orders from nobody. No, he didn't actually go to prison.

Yeah, we are.

But technically, Phoebe should be more sorry.

Remond vice stinkable butt head.

Knock it off, you two.

He started it. You both started it. Sit down.

I said sit down.

Because of your fighting, James Boots and I have nothing to present.

Forget being legends. They're never going to talk to me again.

I wish Phoebe wouldn't talk to me.

You two are the adults in charge of me. Start acting like it.

Yes, ma 'am.

I have to figure out a way to tell my friends I let them down.

You're okay. Don't groan, both of you.

She can do that?

Man, they really messed up.

Listen, I'm sorry I made you a bad resume, okay?

It's just that I was always the cool one in school.

I'm the handsome one. I'm the humble one. Yeah, I get it.

But you were always the one everyone respected.

I just wanted to know what that was like.

Well, we both messed up.

We were so busy fighting over our cover jobs, we forgot about our most important

job. Being a superhero heartthrob?

No, giving Chloe a normal life.

While being a superhero heartthrob?

You're right.

I just wish there was some way we could make this up to her. Your wish is my

command.

Sir, have you been back there this whole time dressed as a genie?

Don't judge me, girly, or I might not give you this.

behind the chair.

Whoa.

Colosso, how'd you do this?

Unlike you, I'm actually good at art, and I figured I should help you out.

That is pretty awesome, Colosso.

What do you want?

Some new short shorts.

And when I say short, I mean short.

Nobody wants to see that.

We gotta save Chloe's friendships, buy the bunny some shorts. Fine.

Hot bunny supper!

Here I come!

Our next mascot is weird, but not capable of attacking humans, so give it

the Secret Shores sunscreen!

That dancing bottle is making me feel really good about our nar -

Where is she?

Right here.

Wait, didn't you forget something?

It's about this big.

Looks like it's on the wall.

Yeah, about that.

I don't have the head.

Oh, no, it's happening again. What are we going to do?

Quick, grab my garbage can and do it up.

No, I mean, I don't have the head. Chloe!

My brother and sister are bringing it.

Remember, Chloe, you asked us to bring you an arwal head to make sure it got

here safely.

Yeah, that's totally what I did.

Do I want to know what you guys got there?

It involves a bunny in short shorts.

They laugh.

Move it up one more time for that dancing sunscreen.

I don't get it, but whatever.

Okay, next up, we have the secret shores in our wall.

You ready? Ready.

Guys, one problem. I can't see.

What do you mean you can't see?

There's no eye hole.

I could have sworn I made one.

But that might have been the alternate universe to me.

I said, the secret sure is normal.

What are we going to do? He can't dance if he can't see. We have no choice. He

has to go on.

I'll do it.

Have the nurse standing by.

Is that even a short short?

You've got to help him. Put on your dancing finger.

than that sunscreen.

Jinx, are you okay?

Did we win?

Spiritually or actually?

Because I think both of those answers are no.

This whole thing was a mess.

I really wanted to help you guys win.

It would have been great to win, but losing together as friends is just as

You're right. This is our first spectacular failure together.

Who cares about winning this dumb competition?

The Secret George Narwhal!

We won the dumb competition!

We're legends!

Look, now I have juice bugs.

I'm able to ration the costume.

Oh, Chloe, we're the friends. Yeah.

And we learned to respect each other's cover jobs. We sure did.

By the way, that janitor's still sick, so I'm going to need you to clean up

Jinx's mess.

We really doing this?

No. No, President Jeannie.