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Oh, good. You're up. We need to discuss
our plan to catch the mastermind.

Sure. Let me just grab some breakfast.

Hey, that's my breakfast.

I knew you'd do that so I buttered the
toast with anchovy juice.

Now, since we're undercover here on
Assignment and Secret Chores, I've been

working on getting us cover jobs to
blend in. I'm way ahead of you. I

got us cover jobs at Chloe's school.

Oh, so we can keep an eye on our sister
while we all keep an eye on the town.

That's a great idea, Max.

It's a terrible idea.

Max already has a job.

Don't say being your friend.

I won't, because it's not a job if you
love what you're doing.

I'd love you to leave.

I heard the word love, and that's good
enough for me.

So when do we start?

Today. I'm gonna ask you to dress for
work.

Whoa! I thought our Thunder Watchers
could only change us into our super

I had Thunderford give him a little
update.

mode as a joke.

I'm delightful.

Do I look delighted?

He tricked me. He said Christmas casual
was in style.

I'm updating.

Try it now.

Ooh, I like it.

Much better. Though you were really
rocking that beard.

What are you guys wearing?

Did Costa give you makeovers again?

No. So, Max got us cover jobs at your
school.

My school?

Where I have away from you time?

Great.

Come on, Chloe. You're going to love
having us there.

Guess who your new vice principal is?

Me? No, me.

You are the art teacher.

What? Max, I'm terrible at art. I know,
and that's why it's hilarious.

It just makes no sense. How could they
make you vice principal?

I sent two very impressive fake resumes
to the principal, and I guess she could

just get a sense that I'm better than
you.

Why art? It's literally the one thing
I'm not good at.

Oh, that's not true, Phoebe. There's
lots of things you're not good at.

I'm good at this.

Really? What? I am good at that.

Oh,

we're freezing each other before
breakfast now, huh?

Technically, you ate my breakfast.

Oh, you're disgusting. Anchovy toast
didn't count. Well, stop taking other

people's things, then. Maybe stop making
gross anchovy toast. I mean, it's

actually disgusting that you would even
think that any... Enough arguing!

That was not an argument. It was a
healthy debate.

Just don't embarrass me at school in
front of my new friends.

Chloe, we're not going to do that. Yeah,
we may argue a lot, but we never do

anything to embarrass you.

Amy, it's your vice principal's command
to open this door!

And as your art teacher, I say... I'm
sensing a negative aura between your

siblings. Do you think I'll stop walking
the door soon? I left my backpack

outside. I can hold this door all day,
Matt!

You might want to get a new backpack.

I come from a family of superheroes.

But now my brother and sister and I are
heading to a brand new town. We are

going undercover.

To try and solve our most important
mission yet.

Secret Shore's newest student?

How are you enjoying school, Chloe?

It's great, Principal Taylor.

But I liked it better before my brother
and sister got drunk. Oh, sweetie, I was

just being polite.

Save your drama for someone else's mama.

And don't forget to enter the mascot
mascot.

Sure.

Also, what is it? It's a competition to
design the school's new mascot.

Why are they changing the honor?

Well, our previous vice principal and
our teacher were attacked by a family of

otters. It was horrible.

And adorable.

Any chance they'll recover soon, so my
brother and sister... Oh, no. We are not

doing this again, Blabby.

Hey, guys. Did you hear about the mascot
mascot?

Don't say those words.

Not after last year's mascot.

Wait, they changed the mascot last year,
too?

to be the secret to Earth's manatees
until a student got headbutted by one.

was I supposed to know you can't ride
them?

Jinx and I entered the contest to come
up with a new mascot, but we couldn't

agree on an idea.

I wanted the space yeti. And I wanted
the fighting granola clumps.

Anyway, since we couldn't agree, we had
to quickly throw something together.

Secret Charge Garbage Can!

We Garbage Can win this game!

Even the teachers were booing.

Naming the mascot would have made us
legends.

Yeah, everyone would have thought about
us whenever a kid tripped and fell on

that logo.

I'm that kid, aren't I? Usually.

come up with a new mascot.

Sorry, but Jinx and I swore on the moon
being the two of us would never enter

again. Yeah, we're out.

But she never swore anything about the
three of us entering.

Well, we found a cosmic loophole.

We're back in!

Awesome! And if we win, we'll definitely
be legends.

Look, I am Goosebumps. They're like
Goosebumps, but vegan.

Phoebe's coming. Let's wait before she
embarrasses me again.

But isn't your sister the art teacher?

Maybe she can help us with our mascot.

Oh, Jinx, you're hilarious.

I am?

Cool.

No running in the halls.

I love power.

Hey. Oh, what's up, Biebs? How's the new
job?

Oh, well, I know you find it hilarious
that I'm the art teacher, but I actually

had a really good day.

Hmm.

Are your hands glued together? Yes, they
are. Please help me.

Just not meant to be an art teacher,
Max.

There's all this paint and glitter.

So much glitter.

Well, if it makes me feel any better, my
day was awesome.

Principal Taylor took me out to lunch. I
napped in my office.

And, uh, well, I guess that was it.

ever okay look i have no idea how you
got vice principal over me but you need

start taking your cover job more
seriously oh i am i am right in the

finding a teacher to fill in for a sick
janitor i feel bad for whoever that poor

sucker is wait i'm the sucker

um max i was gonna go out after school
to patrol for the mastermind And these

kids are depending on me for freshly
mopped floors, so mop to it.

You're lucky I love mopping.

How are the mascot designs coming?

Fantastic! Our school needs an
inspirational field kid mascot, which is

give you the Secret Shores Killer.

terrifying. What about the Secret Shores
Sparkly Unicorn?

Maybe something a little more
terrifying.

This is useless.

It's Blaster all over again. Except
we're not in Jinx's hospital room.

Is that place at the best pudding?

Hey, what if we combine your ideas?

We could enter the Secret Shores
Narwhal.

Good kind. Not like that kid who only
walks backwards around the school.

Exactly. Now we just need to create our
mascot costume.

Not a problem.

Take my hands. We'll manifest one with
our collective mind.

I was thinking more like we could just
make it out of paper mache.

But we can try your way first.

No!

Is it working?

No. But keep going.

Narwhal!

I'm sorry, did you say prison?

Your resume said you spent four years in
the slammer for sampling grapes at the

supermarket.

What did you do, Mac?

Sorry, were you muttering to me or your
mom?

Oh, I was actually just wondering if you
still had my resume in your office? I

actually keep a copy in my bag for
whenever I need a good laugh.

I got my degree from the Upstate Academy
of Artsy Art Stuff.

Normally, I wouldn't hire anyone so
unqualified, but I did it as a favor to

You don't say no to a vice principal
who's benighted by the king of England.

You're giving me prison eyes right now,
you all right?

Not really.

Well, your resume says that scraping gum
really relaxes you, so namaste.

Or should I say, scrape away.

Max thinks he is so smart.

I'm going to make him regret ever
becoming vice principal.

Dang it. I forgot I'm the one who has to
clean that up.

Lined up outside my office.

Just because I'm vice principal doesn't
mean I care about the students.

Well, they must have seen what you
posted on the school socials. You're

donuts with the vice principal?

What kind of an annoying tryhard would
steal my phone and it was you, wasn't

Nobody messes with prison Phoebe.

Prison Phoebe? Oh, you saw the resume.

Oh, I did. And now I know how you got
the vice principal job over me.

Okay, so maybe I had entirely,
incredibly, way too much fun making us

resumes. But, I mean, these are just
cover jobs, right?

Yeah. Tell that to those students
waiting for donuts, Vice Principal

No, no, no.

Once we win and become legends, do you
think they're going to build a statue of

us? They'll have to once they see this
pose.

Pose with me.

That kid who walks around backwards is
going to be so jealous of us.

Oh, I've got to go home and change for
the competition.

Me too. I mean, depart about going home.
I don't need a change. That multi -kick

said I'm perfect the way that I am.

Well, I guess I'll see you guys at
school then.

Who wants us to keep the normal head
safe?

Well, I live in a year on the beach.

And my name is Jinx.

So I should do it?

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Max will never see that coming.

Unless I tell him, which I probably
won't.

We're in a fight.

He said I'm too old to use the word riz.

You are.

Hurry. That's it. Your little donut.
That stunt wasn't enough.

You just had to leave a lunch bag full
of smelly food with my name on it in the

teacher's lounge.

It was a fish head and liverwurst
sandwich, to be exact.

It completely sunk up the place. And now
the math teacher's calling me the vice

-stakeable.

I hope you're happy.

Oh, I am. Thank you for asking.

I am done letting you make me look like
a fool at school.

Good, because I'm about to make you look
like a fool at home, too.

I'm emailing your number to every parent
saying you're always available to chat

about their kids.

You wouldn't. I would.

And I did.

Dealing with annoying parents is worse
than smelly sandwiches.

Sorry, Max.

I tried to warn you. No, you didn't.

That's because I got Riz.

Am I using it right?

Your phone is never gonna stop ringing.

Unless I do this.

You realize I could have just turned
your phone off, right? I do now.

And just for pointing that out, I'm
taking your phone down, too.

Don't you dare. Terry sent me an
adorable picture of a panda hula dancing

haven't responded to yet.

orders from nobody. No, he didn't
actually go to prison.

Yeah, we are.

But technically, Phoebe should be more
sorry.

Remond vice stinkable butt head.

Knock it off, you two.

He started it. You both started it. Sit
down.

I said sit down.

Because of your fighting, James Boots
and I have nothing to present.

Forget being legends. They're never
going to talk to me again.

I wish Phoebe wouldn't talk to me.

You two are the adults in charge of me.
Start acting like it.

Yes, ma 'am.

I have to figure out a way to tell my
friends I let them down.

You're okay. Don't groan, both of you.

She can do that?

Man, they really messed up.

Listen, I'm sorry I made you a bad
resume, okay?

It's just that I was always the cool one
in school.

I'm the handsome one. I'm the humble
one. Yeah, I get it.

But you were always the one everyone
respected.

I just wanted to know what that was
like.

Well, we both messed up.

We were so busy fighting over our cover
jobs, we forgot about our most important

job. Being a superhero heartthrob?

No, giving Chloe a normal life.

While being a superhero heartthrob?

You're right.

I just wish there was some way we could
make this up to her. Your wish is my

command.

Sir, have you been back there this whole
time dressed as a genie?

Don't judge me, girly, or I might not
give you this.

behind the chair.

Whoa.

Colosso, how'd you do this?

Unlike you, I'm actually good at art,
and I figured I should help you out.

That is pretty awesome, Colosso.

What do you want?

Some new short shorts.

And when I say short, I mean short.

Nobody wants to see that.

We gotta save Chloe's friendships, buy
the bunny some shorts. Fine.

Hot bunny supper!

Here I come!

Our next mascot is weird, but not
capable of attacking humans, so give it

the Secret Shores sunscreen!

That dancing bottle is making me feel
really good about our nar -

Where is she?

Right here.

Wait, didn't you forget something?

It's about this big.

Looks like it's on the wall.

Yeah, about that.

I don't have the head.

Oh, no, it's happening again. What are
we going to do?

Quick, grab my garbage can and do it up.

No, I mean, I don't have the head.
Chloe!

My brother and sister are bringing it.

Remember, Chloe, you asked us to bring
you an arwal head to make sure it got

here safely.

Yeah, that's totally what I did.

Do I want to know what you guys got
there?

It involves a bunny in short shorts.

They laugh.

Move it up one more time for that
dancing sunscreen.

I don't get it, but whatever.

Okay, next up, we have the secret shores
in our wall.

You ready? Ready.

Guys, one problem. I can't see.

What do you mean you can't see?

There's no eye hole.

I could have sworn I made one.

But that might have been the alternate
universe to me.

I said, the secret sure is normal.

What are we going to do? He can't dance
if he can't see. We have no choice. He

has to go on.

I'll do it.

Have the nurse standing by.

Is that even a short short?

You've got to help him. Put on your
dancing finger.

than that sunscreen.

Jinx, are you okay?

Did we win?

Spiritually or actually?

Because I think both of those answers
are no.

This whole thing was a mess.

I really wanted to help you guys win.

It would have been great to win, but
losing together as friends is just as

You're right. This is our first
spectacular failure together.

Who cares about winning this dumb
competition?

The Secret George Narwhal!

We won the dumb competition!

We're legends!

Look, now I have juice bugs.

I'm able to ration the costume.

Oh, Chloe, we're the friends. Yeah.

And we learned to respect each other's
cover jobs. We sure did.

By the way, that janitor's still sick,
so I'm going to need you to clean up

Jinx's mess.

We really doing this?

No. No, President Jeannie.