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Naughty America.

Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.

Hey, Bobby.

How's your day going?

Well, I have this project that I'm working on. You know your friend Nathan?

Yeah, yeah, I know.

Well, anyways, I heard that he's an amazing photographer.

Do you have a minute? Can you get me his phone number? Can you text it to me?

Okay, okay, great.

Thank you.

Oh my gosh, thank you so much for stopping by.

Oh my gosh, I just did projects.

So just sit down, let's talk about it.

So, uh,

you have some kind of photography?

Yeah, well...

have to promise, you know, don't tell Bobby this, you guys have been friends

forever, it's between you and me.

Yeah, no problem, let's just do it. Okay, cool.

So, these photos that I've had for like five years on my app,

they've not been getting any sort of swipe, zero, none.

For a dating app?

Yeah.

Oh, um, okay. Yeah, you know, we're, yeah, well.

Make sure that you do not tell him, Bobby. I don't want him to know. No

at all.

Since the divorce, it's been really dry with me. Like, no action. So, I

need some new photos.

You know what?

I think after we take some pictures of you, you'll be getting plenty of action.

Really? Yeah.

I'd love that.

When do you want them done by?

Today.

Yeah, I can get it done today. Okay, but where's your gear?

Where's... Everything right here.

Everything there on my phone. You can do a filter. You can take a photo of me.

I think that nowadays with these cameras, they are amazing. The filters

are beautiful.

It's almost like being in a real studio.

And you can upload it so I can put it on my app.

You're going to have everything done by the end of the day.

You will be on date at least by the end of the day.

Promise? Promise.

Well... I have a great idea.

I have this outfit upstairs.

It's going to take me like 10 minutes to put it all on.

So, you know, can you shoot that? I can shoot it. I'll stay right here. You get

ready. Call me when you're done. Okay. All right.

I'll see you in 10 minutes.

Nathan, I'm ready.

Going.

Oh, wow.

What do you think?

Oh, it looks amazing.

I wasn't expecting you to have this much skin.

Do you like it?

Yeah. Wait, you know, let me just take the picture. Sorry.

What do you think of me showing my butt?

So do you think this is going to get me some swipes? I think this is going to

get you all the fucking swipes. Really?

God damn.

This is why, you know, you can't tell Bobby.

This is our secret.

Dad is fine with me.

You know, I was thinking maybe you get some oil from the bathroom.

Yeah, yeah.

Is this right? Yeah, it's over there.

Oh my God, this picture is going to come out so good.

I can't wait.

Yeah, once this filter is on there, you'll be amazed.

I can upload them later?

Yeah, everything is going to work out just dandy.

Oh!

Yeah, right here.

Yeah.

Oil. No, you're going to put it on.

Oh, okay.

It's just hard to get off.

That one too.

That's enough, I think.

Help yeah, I think you need to do it

Yeah, I think with the pictures and... Am I going to get a lot of interest out

of swipes? You're going to get a lot of, yeah.

You think so?

Oh, yeah.

Would you swipe on these?

What? Would you swipe on these?

Oh, yeah.

Are you sure about that?

It's definitely getting there. Really?

Lay down.

We're not telling them about this, right?

Bobby's not going to know about this at all.

I promise.

I promise.

Fuck. Ooh, how's that filter?

Crazy.

Oh, shit.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

pictures like this for your fucking swipe right. Yeah, I'll get all of

Oh, God.

Naughty America.

Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.