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Come on in! Come on in! Come in! Grab the door!
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Okay.
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How are you?
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I'm doing great. How about you?
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I'm good! So happy to see you.
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However, your mom is pissing me off.
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She always does this.
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Like, I feel like she just dumps you, trots off and goes and does whatever she wants to do.
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And it really isn't fair for me or you.
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But, that said, I love having you here.
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I'm so thankful you're my step-grandson and thankful that my son adopted you, but...
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God, your mom pisses me off.
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Just fucking pisses me off that she does this shit.
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You know? Do you ever get mad at your mom?
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I can't really get upset at her because I don't see that side.
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Really?
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Most of the time she just leaves and just leaves me alone, lets me do whatever I want and I keep myself busy.
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Keep yourself busy doing what? What in the world can you do?
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Well, she did get me a Team Ski Porn subscription, so that does take up some time.
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Of course she fucking does.
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That is what I'm talking about! That's not even appropriate!
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I mean, she needs to go do stuff with you.
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It's like she's just here to have to go jack off and have a great day and all that.
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And then she'll be back in two or three days. It's like, are you kidding me?
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Okay, well that's why she just sort of dropped me off here.
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Well, what kind of mom is that? Huh?
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I mean, honestly, you know, when I grew up, my folks were always there.
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And when I raised her stepdad, I was always there.
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Always, always, always. Always.
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Instead, she goes to Cancun, spends money on lord only knows what,
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probably out fucking some other guy, all that shit.
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I mean, really? I don't...
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Oh, it just irritates me. I'm sorry. Sorry.
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That's okay. This isn't new to me.
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Well, yeah, I should be better about it. I really should.
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Again, I'm happy to see you. I'm thankful you're here.
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I wonder what we'll do today. We'll think of some fun stuff to do.
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Yeah, we always have fun. We can watch movies and cartoons and stuff like that.
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Yeah, that'd be good. Of course, I can cook us a nice lunch.
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And, uh, after that, then...
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I don't know, if the weather's nice, we'll go outside.
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And after we go outside, we can always come back in and play a fun game.
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You know? Yeah.
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And I'll show you what a real grandma does, you know?
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Be there for the kids, all that stuff.
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Have you been doing anything fun with any friends lately or anything?
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Um, mostly...
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We all play video games inside the house. We haven't gone outside and done anything in a while,
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because everything's been closed.
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Well...
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So...
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But, like, the good old days. Like, we just made shit up. We went outside.
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We got on our bikes. Everybody expected us to come home by dinner.
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And the world, I mean, the world just went around and we entertained ourselves.
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Not watching Teen Skeet porn.
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For crying out loud? I can't even fathom.
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Jeez-o. Like, do you do any reading? Is the books gone away? Just all iPads?
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I mean, ugh. I don't get it.
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Oh, I don't read my comics on my iPad and tablet.
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Oh, comics. Oh my god, your comics. Your comics. Okay. Well, that's good.
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I am glad you like your comics.
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Can't your mom, like, give you some education? Like, get you into summer school? Is that gone, too?
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Nobody does summer school? Oh, yeah, you're too old for that.
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Oh, whatever. Let's see. Hmm. Well, you know what?
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I definitely, definitely want to make us a lunch.
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You kind of look like you need a shower, so how about you go take a shower, and I will get something for lunch for us.
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Sounds great. And again, happy to see you. Love you. Go take a shower. Okay?
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Okay.
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Great.
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Jenna?
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Yeah. Yeah. This is Sloane. Hi.
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Um, can you not even come up with, like, the decency to call me and say,
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Hey, I'm thinking about taking this trip, and are you available for these next few days to keep David, and do you mind?
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Really? Really? No. That's not part of being a grandma.
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Yes, I don't mind, and I do like having him.
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But you're so rude. Yeah. Very rude.
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Very rude to just assume that I could drop everything I'm doing, and I don't ever do anything.
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That's not true. How would you even know what I do? Really?
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Okay. Well, if you're going to talk about morals and things like that, let's, let's,
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why in the world would you give him a subscription to TeamSki porn?
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Like, what is that? What is that teaching him?
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Well, it passes his time? Better that he's home jacking off in his room than he's out fucking somebody?
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Really?
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Yeah.
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You know, probably half the problem with the world these days is people like you.
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That's your mindset, right?
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Yeah. You just are just thinking he can just sit at home, jack off, while you go out and basically cheat on my son.
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Yes. No, I'm not stupid. He spent his money, he's always working, and...
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Right.
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Right. Right. You love him very much. Yeah.
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I don't think that's the case.
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Yeah. I really, really, really would like to have you in this room right now, because I will tell you exactly what I think.
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Yes, I do. You're a shitty mom.
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Yeah. Yeah. You have a good kid. David's actually a really, really good kid. He just needs a little guidance. A little push.
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You know, get him involved in something besides me.
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Get him involved in something besides frickin' videos.
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Yeah. And take time. Like, why don't you take him on a trip with you? I mean, it's summer. What else could you do? Like, take him to Cancun with you.
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I don't need that.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Right. Right. You care about him, and you love him, and it breaks your heart when you're not there with him. I don't believe a piece of that.
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I feel like you had him, and you're just thrown into the wind.
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Of course. Of course. Absolutely. We're gonna do something fun. I'm gonna make him some lunch. He's taking a shower right now.
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I don't know. We're gonna watch a movie. Maybe go for a hike or a walk later on. Something.
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Yeah. Just to help him, like, realize there's more to life.
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Yeah. Well, I would prefer next time that you actually call and ask my permission.
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Instead of taking the assumption that you can just drop him off, and I have nothing to do, and I've got food in the house. I don't even really have that many groceries.
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Like, the things I need to do to be a good grandma.
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Yeah.
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I don't think we need to go there on who's a better parent. Right now, you're not a parent at all. You're an absent parent.
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Yeah. I think that's the case. Definitely. Yeah. I do.
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I think that...
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Is...
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Uh, what? What were you saying?
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Right. Yeah. No... I think I just know where I'm gonna have lunch. I gotta go.
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Look at you!
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You have really matured.
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You have matured into a really, really good-looking young man.
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Oh! Thanks, Nana.
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Yeah. Your mom did something right.
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Well, what...
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Look at that hair. Oh.
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What do you think?
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Let me taste.
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You like that?
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That better?
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That's better than the porn shoot that you watch?
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Oh, yeah.
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I like that.
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Come on.
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You want me to do that again?
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Yeah.
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You want me to do that again?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, fuck that.
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Oh, fuck that.
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Oh, fuck.
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Stop, please.
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Yeah.
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Oh, wow.
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Oh, wow.
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That was awesome.
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How was your lunch?
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Mine was great.
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Oh, my ...
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That was ...
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That was ...
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Oh, I'm leaving.
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Hot!
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Yeah! I love that!
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