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We hooked everything up, so we're good to go.

I fixed the grill, too.

I mean, I gotta still put the... I cleaned it up, but I gotta put still the

grill, like the actual grills on. I gotta put the grills on there, but other

than that, we're good to go.

What do you want to barbecue?

Your summer's coming, man.

Maybe some, like, your steaks or something.

Well, obviously, but, like, I want to cook tacos.

You... I want to... You always want to do tacos. Because they're so good, dude.

They're so good.

Bro. Tacos are good, bro.

Besides the tacos.

Yeah, the Cats game.

Oh, my God. The Cats game. I don't care about the Cats game, bro. They finally

fucking... Bro. A bunch of grown men playing on ice.

We're going to beat the other team and win the series again.

Guaranteed. Maybe. The day you stop stuttering. I'm back.

Hey, Mom.

Who is this?

Hi. Oh, that's... You never met Leo?

How do you do?

It's nice to meet you, too. You are very handsome.

Thank you so much. Why didn't you bring him over before?

I mean, he's came over. I think you just keep missing... You guys keep missing

each other's paths and stuff. I don't think I would miss this one.

So, you know, we have lots of cookouts and everything. I'm surprised I didn't

invite you over.

I do invite him over. He's been here.

No, no.

I would remember this face.

Just know you're always invited now.

Really? Of course.

Thank you so much. I'm so blessed to have you over.

Wow, thank you, man. She's so nice.

Shut up.

Well, I need to talk to you.

Why? What did I do?

Nothing. I just need to speak to you real quick.

What? Like now. In a second,

we're... Bro, let's go.

Stop staring at her ass, bro. Let's go.

Stop looking.

I wasn't looking at her.

That's exactly what you were doing.

I was seeing the shit that you bought.

No, you didn't. You were looking at her ass.

Stop looking at my mom's ass, bro.

Yo, let's go. Jesus Christ.

Don't go nowhere.

Stay right there. Don't do anything stupid.

Yeah, what's up?

What?

Am I in trouble? Did I do something?

No, no.

Okay, what?

So, um, your friend Leo, he's really cute.

Why haven't you introduced him? Oh, my God.

Mom, come on. Seriously?

Seriously.

What's the deal?

What do you mean, what's the deal? You know I don't talk to Robert no more

because of this.

Robert, you know, he did his thing. Now he's gone.

He did have a big dick. But I like Leo now.

What? You just can't... Look, listen, I'm... Just let me do what I have to do.

That's not a good deal. Can you hook it up?

Mom, listen, I can't keep hiding this from my dad. Your dad, he doesn't do

around here. I know. And he doesn't do shit around here. I know, and listen,

trying... This is exactly why I need you to hook this up. I know, look, I'm

trying to be sympathetic, but it's like every...

Every friend now, you want to fucking, you want to bang them like it's done. I

have needs.

What do you expect?

Does he like me?

Oh, my God.

Do you say anything about me?

All right, look, listen to me. Listen to me.

I, I'll leave and go to the store and go get the mean, do some shopping. If, if,

if he goes for it, he goes for it. I'm not going to cock block. Fine.

Okay. But.

I'm not going to hook you guys up, though. That's fucking weird, all right?

you want to talk to him when I'm gone, you can talk to him. I'll leave you guys

alone. Okay.

Well, yeah, don't cock lock.

Go somewhere so I can have my fun.

And he... If I had to be honest, he was checking your ass out when you turned

around. Oh, he likes booties?

Yeah, I guess.

Okay. Well, this is off to a good start, so I need you to get out of here.

I'm... Please.

Yeah, Mom, yeah, I get it. Listen. You live in my house.

Look, I'm going to go tell Mom I'm leaving, and then... Okay. Can I use the

card? Yeah, you can use the card.

And the card? Can I use the card and the car?

If you don't tell your dad.

Okay, I'm just going to get the food and stuff. I don't want to pay for it.

Okay, cool.

All right, fine. I'll go talk to him. All right.

Hey. Hey.

Yo, finally. So, what did your mom want?

Uh, nothing.

Are you sure?

She looked kind of pissed.

She wasn't mad. It was nothing. Don't worry about it. It was just... I mean,

was something, but it was nothing. Like, don't worry about it. Bro, like, she

looked pretty mad.

She wasn't mad. She's not mad, okay? Leave me the fuck alone.

There's nothing... Look, I'm going to the store.

Like, it's something.

Listen, I got to go to the store. I'm going to go get a bunch of meat and

like that for the grill, okay? All right.

No, no, no, no.

Let's go. You're going to stay here.

Why?

Because I need you to stay here. But I want to get some things, too.

Just text me what you want, but I want you to stay here. You got to wait for me

here.

Why are you being so weird?

Oh, my God.

Leo, just trust me. Just stay here, okay?

Just... Just, I need you to stay here, okay? Just matter of fact, wait for me

the living room.

Wow. But I want to get, like, some, like, you know, things to, you know...

text me, okay? Just text me. I'll get whatever the fuck you want, okay? Just,

need you to trust me and stay here. But this is your house, and I feel like, you

know, weird just being here.

I know. Listen, it's just you and my mom. Just stay here, okay? Just trust

I'm sure we'll be...

Work out, whatever, just... Oh, and another thing.

No matter what happens, I'm cool with it.

No matter what... What do you mean?

What's gonna happen?

Listen to what I'm saying.

I'm cool with it.

Alright? I'm not gonna be mad.

That's all I'm saying, alright?

Alright. Alright.

So, wait for me in the living room, and no matter what happens, I'm all good.

It's cool.

We're going to have a great time later.

Despite what might happen, we're still going to have a great time.

Everything's going to be cool. I won't really care, and I won't really be

thinking about it.

Despite what happens?

Hey, yeah. You trust me?

Yeah. All right, so living room, wait.

All right, I'll be back. I'll be back. That's all right. Just text me what you

want, like any snacks or whatever. Just text me. All righty.

Hi. I was looking for you.

So, you know Ralph took off, right?

Yeah, Ralph went to the grocery store. He did.

You know he went there for a reason, right? He left us alone for a reason?

Yeah, I mean, I don't know the reason, but Ralph just said he wanted to go

by himself.

I don't know, that's kind of weird.

Well... I think it was because he knows I want to get to know you a little bit

more. Oh, yeah? I mean, um... Yeah, sure. I mean, I live in

the neighborhood.

No, not that type of get to know you. Like, really get to know me.

Oh, um... Like that?

Is that why you wore that?

Yes, honey.

So what do you say?

Um...

I'm so sorry, but, like, you're married and, like, you're Ralph's mom. You're

worried about this? My marriage? Really? He's away on business, honey. Don't

worry. He will not know anything.

We can have our time.

It'll be fine.

Are you sure? I mean, but what if, like... Ralph really didn't tell you

before he left.

Um... Um, yeah, um...

Ralph said, uh, whatever happened, that it's okay?

Exactly. Oh, this is what Ralph meant?

Yes, sweetheart.

Oh, my God. This is so crazy.

I mean... It's okay.

Honestly. Are you sure? My husband's away on business.

I'm here. We just asked the two of us.

Let's have fun.

I'm so nervous.

I don't know if we should, but what if somebody finds out, like your husband?

I'm nervous.

Honestly.

Oh, my God. I mean. Ross told me to check my ass out.

Don't be shy now.

He told you that?

Yes. I checked it out, but, you know, respectfully.

Maybe if you touch it, you'll feel a little better.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

Okay It's so big

Maybe.

I sure hope so.

Well, I could teach you.

Yeah, definitely.

So do you mind if I just kind of take this off? Yeah, go ahead.

Holy shit.

Can I have a better view?

Oh my god.

You're such a sexy fucking pussy.

You may have a little bit of experience after all.

Yes. Oh.

Yes.

Oh. Oh, that feels so good.

Smack my ass.

Oh,

that's good.

Wow, you're ready.

I'm good at that.

I'm ready for that dick.

God, it's fucking perfect.

Right there, yes.

Shake that ass.

you gotta come a little bit more often

on that dick right there, yeah.

Like that Leo.

I'm so dead.

Make that ass bounce.

Oh.

Yeah, right there.

Right there, shake that out.

Yes.

So good.

Yes.

Oh, yeah, just like that.

Holy shit. Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Ha ha ha.

You're so good.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck. Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes, I did.

Oh yeah.

Grab that ass with both hands.

You're going to fight me.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Mm.

Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm.

Yes.

That's okay.

Ooh!

Oh, my

God.

I can feel it coming. I can feel it coming.

Oh, my God.

Holy shit, I fucking felt you.

come over all the time yes ma 'am Ralph's gonna have to

find something better to do with his life definitely