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Naughty America.
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Nobody. Nobody.
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Nobody. Does it better.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Alright, so, how exactly did you do this
to yourself?
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Skating.
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When are you young guys going to realize
that you're not invincible?
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When you crack your head open?
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Maybe then.
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Please tell me my son wasn't out there
trying to kill himself with you.
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You want me to lie to you?
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Yes.
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I don't want to know about the crazy
shit he's doing.
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Okay, then it was just me.
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Just being young and dumb.
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Thank you.
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That's good to know.
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Look, I'm sorry for kind of just dumping
myself off at your house like this.
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Jake told me I could stay until I heal.
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I probably could have just taken care of
myself.
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No, you shouldn't be alone.
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Plus, I don't mind. I used to be a
nurse, so it's kind of second nature to
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Yeah, Jake mentioned that.
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I bet all your male patients had a huge
crush on you. I don't know about that.
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Why not?
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You're hot.
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You're just being sweet because I'm
taking care of you.
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That's not why.
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I bet you look sexy in your nurse's
uniform.
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Well, those outfits aren't exactly sexy.
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In fact, they're pretty unflattering. I
doubt anything will look unflattering on
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you. Oh, you're just being sweet.
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You should probably get out of these
dirty clothes.
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Um, I'll need your help.
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Well, of course. I meant to help.
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I'm going to go throw these in the
washer and then I'll come back to wash
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up, okay?
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What do you mean?
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Sponge bath.
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It was the last time that you took a
shower.
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Okay.
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I'll be back.
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How are you feeling?
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You know, it actually feels pretty good.
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It should only be a day, I think.
Really?
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Hopefully. Good.
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Good to hear.
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I hope I got this warmed up for you.
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I'm sure it will be fine.
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It feels pretty good.
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Yeah? Yeah, nice and warm.
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Wow, I really did get bruised up there.
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Yeah.
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I don't know how I didn't land it,
but...
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Yeah, that does feel really good. I
think you have healing hands.
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I would like to think so.
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It's been
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a
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while since I've given one of these.
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Yeah, I'm sure you don't miss it at all.
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You know what?
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I think we're going to take these boxers
off just so I can give you a thorough
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cleaning. Um, do I have to?
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Well, I mean, don't forget I was a
nurse.
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Don't be nervous. I mean, if it makes
you feel any better, then just pretend
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like you're in the hospital.
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Yeah, but you're not some stranger at a
hospital. You're my best friend's mom.
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It just feels strange to... I know, but
if you're going to be under my care,
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then you should let me care for you.
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I mean, trust me when I say I really
only look at you as a patient and not my
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son's best friend.
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Well, I understand what you're saying.
It's just... Tyler, there's nothing to
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nervous about.
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It's not so much that. It's more...
Don't be embarrassed.
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That's just a natural reaction.
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Sorry again.
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It's okay.
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Nothing to be sorry about.
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You know, it does feel really good.
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Good.
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No, it's okay.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah.
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Amazing.
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I think I'm getting better already.
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Good.
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Are you sure?
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I am.
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Quite.
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Oh, fuck.
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Jake's not going to come home or
anything?
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No, he won't be home until later
tonight.
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that's just how you're doing.
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That's a good idea.
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I told you it's feeling better.
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But, but, but, but...
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I'm taking care of you Yes you are
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A perfect hug.
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That's the worst thing you've done in
your life.
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I'm going to have to get hurt more
often.
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This is what's going to happen.
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Thank you.
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Give me some more.
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Are you happy to get me some more? Not
yet.
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to be honest.
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See, I told you I would take care of
you.
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I think I need another bath though.
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Lay back, let me give you one.
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Naughty America.
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Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.
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