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[Music]

good morning Meen oh good morning Anna

and how are you in bond today we're good

how are you doing oh you know me nothing

much changes and how's young Joey well

he's two on Sunday oh no I can't believe

it oh gosh we can feel like we've aged

20 years in the process oh and enjoying

every minute of it right every minute

yeah

oh my advice take as many photos as you

can you'll blink and he'll be off to

college well we're planning his birthday

party by the way which obviously we want

you to be there uh you just let me know

where and when well the venue is TBD but

Sunday for sure okay oh and we have some

friends coming in so if the house feels

busy that's why old friends well older

than I'd like to admit I have cassandre

my childhood best friend and then Von's

got his old college roommate Chris oh it

sounds fabulous what a lovely time you

have in store I'm looking forward to

Sunday already see you maren your

flowers are looking terrible by the way

might want to put a little effort into

that

[Music]

Garden can you chase Jamie about making

sure that today's photos are safe in

high resolution for the August issue of

the magazine mhm and make sure that it

is all saved directly to the Cloud Sure

I'll email him now what do we do without

the cloud huh I know just don't ask me

how it works and we are still confirmed

from Monday at 11: with the potential

investors for the magazine correct yes

we are go on the big presentation

good thank you for coming out and

working on this with me Anna would have

killed me if I missed your son's

birthday I shouldn't be too distracted

though not a problem it's kind of fun

doing this out of the office I can just

uh drop you off at the hotel I said I'd

make it there for lunch

sure do you ever get pinch yourself

moments when you realize that you're the

editor of life and Living magazine like

how many people would kill for your

job

no I earned

it

oh that was close spast almost cost me

my bonus

[Music]

yo Jared how's my favorite

agent my main man hey when are you back

in town not until next week I'm

officially on vacation and I'm out here

visiting a buddy in surprisingly

beautiful Clear Water nice nice listen

well make sure you stay in your cell cuz

I just got a very intriguing inquiry

from a soccer team in Italy how' you

feel about kicking some balls for our

good friends in Italia Italia huh that's

in a TI yeah I know Jared I'm not dumb

well you uh are a soccer player ouch uh

well Italy sounds amazing I mean big

deal but amazing yeah it's another good

adventure for us bro another adventure

um you know I'm interested in taking a

look of those terms for sure yeah I'm

sure and some figures am I right I'm on

it I'm on it listen I just wanted to W

that under your nose before you get too

comfortable on your break sure thing man

thanks yeah well listen I'm I'm going to

shoot you the Deets as soon as I get

them and in the meantime AR ciao all

that stuff buddy my kids my kids up I

got to

[Music]

go Joey are you so excited for Chris and

Cassandra to come see you this

weekend do you know why they're coming

to visit

cuz you turned two on

Sunday can't believe it my boy's getting

so big sit

here can I help we're all good honestly

everything's prepped and in the fridge

and you picked up Burgers yesterday

right yeah they should be here any

minute did you remember to text Heather

about Joy's party I mentioned it but I

do need to send her details please do

that uh we really need to make a good

impression if we're going to get joy

into that school I promise I won't

forget okay

Chris is here oh

good okay you want to go say hi come on

oh he's going to be so excited to see

you come here baby see Uncle

Chris Chris my

man sorry maren it's College

roommates hey Anna hi how you doing how

are you Joey you got so big little dude

I hear there's a birthday coming up soon

what are you going to be like 106 are

you going to be 106 no way no way no no

way you're playing already Joey oh yeah

we're working on it he's mostly watching

his dad play terribly ah well you want

to show him how real soccer's played yes

please all right you want to see some

soccer come on let's look

look out oh are you kidding me I'm so

sorry are you okay look at my blouse

Anna well this is Chris this is Von's

college roommate I think remember I told

you about

him yeah you're the soccer player

right you know how much this cost me

I'll replace it it was an accident I'm

so sorry why don't we get you inside get

you cleaned

up let's go who was your

flight hey don't worry about it she'll

get over it uhoh seriously man let's get

you a drink come on all

right right when you came through it was

probably the best moment of my life and

I know had to do moments happen you were

there you remember Joey is officially

down for his M I am so sorry again like

I lost control of the ball like I didn't

mean to get you I will replace your

shirt that's okay no need okay well you

sure hey remember that game in college

when you're shooting that penalty kick

and then that cheerleader dropped her

pom pom y from what I remember it wasn't

just a pom pom it distracted

me Cassandra what were your college days

like like what'd you get up to I studied

apparently that's what you're supposed

to do in

college you know I can probably save

your shirt I've gotten all sorts of

stains out of my kit before thank you

but I'd rather you stay far away from my

blouse um Chris what did you think about

Von burkers he's really been trying to

up his grill game uh are these buns

gluten- free yeah no

no okay chips it

is so I reserve the Community Hall for

Joey's birthday party on Sunday party is

this Sunday right yeah and I know I'm a

little behind on things but I figured

that you guys could take Joey and then

you and I could have fun planning

together yeah oh and my friend Heather

from Pilates is coming she's the

principal of most amazing little

preschool it's like everyone's Top

Choice school so we're hoping that if we

make a good impression could secure Joey

a spot wait you're pitching Joey for a

top school with this party yeah I guess

Anna the party has to be amazing you

should have told me well I mean I could

do some soccer with the kids maybe like

set up a little goal have some sort of a

little shootout oh yeah would that be

the safest offering at a children's

birthday party after your demonstration

earlier I'm a professional you know and

I highly doubt all the kids going to be

wearing expensive glosses

hey hey what are you feeling

Broody no oh yeah

no oh he's cute and everything but I

wouldn't even know where to start oh I

don't know about that where are the guys

they're downstairs having a drink on the

porch now did Chris ever leave college

or oh Babe please can you drop this he's

said he was sorry if you would just take

a beat you would see that he's a really

standup guy and he is an amazing friend

to

vau okay you're right I'm sorry just

under a lot of stress right now but why

do you come downstairs and have a drink

with me I wish but I have to get back to

my hotel I have this big presentation to

prepare for on Monday uh Elan and I are

going to work on it whatever we can over

the next few days wait Elena is here

yeah she's my assistant she's at the

hotel

Cassie went on vacation you brought your

assistant with

you maybe but listen this is a good

thing that you see okay because then I

get to spend more time with you and help

the party okay okay well I'm just happy

you're here it's been a long time too

long so have fun catch it properly I

definitely owe you that it's okay I get

it you're here now and that's what

matters thank you

I really appreciate you making the trip

man so good to see you I know I wouldn't

miss it buddy so how's it going huh for

real what do you a Suburbia convert now

honestly yeah I think I am you know out

here everyone's married got kids you

know work stays at

work so you wouldn't think about moving

back to the city nah I

wouldn't I think I've been offered a

contract with an Italian Club no way

that's it's awesome man

congratulations just kind of on the

fence about it and I I don't know my

agents in negotiations at the moment

but do I really want to do that again up

my life and move across the

world H I'm ping out but thank you for

lunch

course um sorry I was a little stressed

earlier hey it's all good okay but I'll

see you

tomorrow Chris

see you then see you

tomorrow

right you

know nothing that's meant for is going

to pass you by in your heart it don't

just feel right

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a huh

right can you give joy a banana for

breakfast so there's no way you can do a

kid's birthday cake for this weekend

here you go

right what can open

it oh of course

[Music]

sorry uh yeah you might want to chop it

up for him because he has a baby

a demanding

baby Bowl all right yeah no I just

didn't have any idea that we were going

to need that much notice for a kids cake

right okay um hey well thanks for your

time

anyway apparently everyone was born or

getting married this weekend the woman

literally laughed at me when I said it

was for Sunday I can do it what yeah I

can make a cake seriously I'm good at it

as good as you are kicking a ball right

let me prove

[Music]

it P honey what's

wrong my mom had an

accident

thanks I think we just need to get

Upstate as soon as possible I can go you

stay we have guests and we can't just

leave them here I'm absolutely not

letting you go by yourself and they're

my family too what about

Joey he can come even with their dogs

that's right I forgot about the dogs

they totally traumatized him the last

time we were there babe I just need to

get up there and make sure my mom is

okay we can watch him can't we

cast I'm sorry what we can look after

Joey us

too yes dude that'd be fantastic no

problem wait guys just stop right there

I I I I don't know that's an enormous

responsibility and I we don't have any

experience with kids it's honestly a lot

easier than you think it is and you're a

natural Joey loves you def find natural

it'll only be for a day or two we'll be

back for the party uh okay look um I

know you guys are in a crisis right now

but I've got a huge work presentation

due Monday I just I don't think it's

possible I if anybody can do it you can

between the two of you you'll be fine

plus we trust you and if you really need

help Marine is right next door just go

knock on her

door great honey we need to go pack if

we leave in the next 30 minutes we can

beat the school traffic

okay thank you

Lifesaver what you're you're doing

everything everything

call me if you need anything and I'll

text you Joey's routine from the car but

it's pretty self-explanatory if he's

crying it's he's tired or hungry or

sometimes he just needs to be changed or

he's like sad or scared or worried about

something or is that he's like

overwhelmed and just really needing to

be soothed but usually it's tired or

hungry or both it can be more than one

thing you're literally making this worse

okay oh sweet boy I love you so much

you're going to have the best weekend

with Uncle Chris and aunti Cassandra I

love you I'll be back so soon okay thank

you be good champ all right guys thank

you really appreciate it hey I hope your

Mom feels better but yeah okay thank you

thank

you

ready byebye over there byebye hey see

you

great Elena what's

up hey whoa hey don't leave me here with

him

okay yeah I'll let you know

[Music]

okay sorry just uh needed to let Elena

know what's going on can you take him

now why I mean look at him he's fine he

loves it right he is upset well then

soothe him I know as much as you do okay

okay it's going to be okay all right no

no okay mm- nope you need to try now are

you Ser okay give them to me give him to

me hey

hey okay we're going to be your oh we're

going to be okay what does mom usually

say she goes we're okay right she goes

we're going to be fine that's what I

thought yeah great okay we're going to

go back to Uncle Chris cuz we love Uncle

Chris do we love unle oh look you signed

us up for this I'm not good with kids

either I have a huge presentation on

Monday and I have to meet with my

assistant right now so can you just deal

with this alone I've never been in

charge of a kid alone before well it's

nice to see that you thought this

through look like Anna said all you need

to do is feed him change him make sure

he is unharmed and entertained for a few

hours can you do that uh

yeah yes

good it's nice out K can do a park or

something yeah

the Park yeah okay we can go to the park

little buddy

okay all

right okay

okay okay diapers how many of these do

you think you go through in an

afternoon so we'll say like 15 for

safety

then we are going to have a great day at

the park Bud we are strong independent

boys and we don't need no

Cassandra Jared it's a little early for

you isn't it well Chris you know it's

the afternoon in Italy and you know

they're just tying up their day wanting

to move forward with your new contract

wow well that was quick they really want

you bro ah Shucks make a guy feel great

well um that's great news yeah I think

this is a really great move for you

Chris and man am I looking for an excuse

to get out to DUS it's a real win-win

for both of us bro yeah a real win-win

for sure as soon as I get the contract

I'm going to fire it off to you okay

great um I'm looking forward to reading

it over oh fantastic uh listen uh I

think they're eager to getting things

signed Pronto so I'm very very happy

with it all I mean it's a good team It's

a Good Vibes know contract you know

should be the usual don't be a bad

person in public right you know don't

show up the club turn up to practice

score some goals blah blah blah blah all

right thanks Jared I appreciate it yeah

yeah absolutely and listen I hope you're

having an amazing vacation with your

sister uh it's with my best friend I I

thought I told you I I don't have a

sister right listen oh listen I got to

go it's London on the other line check

your

emails wow

okay you ready to go to the park

Bud come on okay let's go let's go

yay come on come

[Music]

on

help help come on

okay I

can't

out hey come here just

move all right

okay you thought it was easy didn't you

I can do it I uh I've got this probably

just one big push push

it why don't you use your muscles Chris

oh you noticed probably just for show

isn't

it he there's probably a safety clip

or something it's got to

be no wonder mothers are always

exhausted okay Joey oh all right let's

get you in here

right

okay all right uh do you pack snacks

yeah yes for him or for

you

okay I'll remember if he FES Anna said

that you change change some attention I

got

it

great

uh forgetting

something

okay okay come on

G have fun boys say bye

[Music]

Joey look Joey a petting

zoo your a Cassandra is a little control

freak huh she thinks she knows better

than everyone else too did you bring the

snacks S I left him on the kitchen

counter of course I brought the snacks

and here I am talking about her now

wow oh so you like the goats do you well

sorry there bud but we have to go to the

park instead and it

is where I think it is

hello are you Anna yeah uh well I'm

Cassandra I'm here on Anna's paalf great

okay let's go inside shall

we so what do you

think I think it's a little formal for a

kids party well Anna already transferred

the deposit a few days ago here's the

key and as we have no other bookings

it's yours until the end of Sunday

there's a little kitchenette just

through there you can use for food

preparation

too okay here we

are

masam Joey what do you want to do slides

swings anything you want be free

your son is so handsome oh oh thank you

your son is very cute too I like his

dungu a lot oh God I wish they made baby

clothes in adult sizes most of the time

right I would look great and a pair of

those so are you a single parent

too super hard right yeah really hard

it's great to connect with other members

of the solo parenting Community though

you know for

support we should maybe get a coffee and

a plate in sometime sounds great I'm

Catherine I'm

Chris oh no what oh buddy plea please be

mud please be mud come here come here

come on right here come on

right oh no oh no no no no no no oh my

gosh oh my gosh oh no oh no oh no oh

yeah oh

oh oh oh thank God it just mine it just

how this happened oh no your dad's going

to kill me his dad oh uh yeah yeah um I

just uh been babysitting I I'm sorry

look I know that wasn't cool

unbelievable who on Earth would ever let

someone like you be in charge of such a

sweet little

boy thinks she likes

me oh buddy I'm sorry let's get you

cleaned up let's get you home okay come

on oh sick oh okay right there right

there we go now we go

hey hey how's it going how was the park

what happened to your

shirt is Joey

okay I took my eyes off him for 1 second

I swear oh my God please tell me that's

mud it's mud I smelted it it's mud well

what happened he sat in some mud just

living his best life

so ew okay let's just hose him down I

guess

yeah I'm not touching him ew germs I'm

sorry look I I'm an

idiot no you're not an idiot Chris

you're just you know careless and

unaware what were you thinking not

watching him the whole time

it's

Anna they're FaceTiming um okay okay uh

just show them his face neck upward only

okay hey how's it going hey guys we just

arrived how's it going back there oh all

good here Joey and I were just playing

at the

park Cassandra's

here hey hey is Joey there I miss my

baby so much and it's only been a

day yes he sure is yep here he is a hi

gorgeous boy mommy misses you did you

have fun at the park today we

did a thanks guys well I'm so glad that

we came up I think Bon's mom's going to

be out of the hospital soon but everyone

is really shaken from this experience we

wouldn't be able to be here without you

so thank you well we are happy to help

um but uh according to you Mama um the

schedule that you texted me says that

it's actually Joey's bath time right now

so I'm going

to whiz him up okay oh and did you get

the keys for the Community Hall my

friend Heather from pilat 100% confirmed

that she's definitely coming to the

party Yep they're in my hand you don't

worry about a thing okay uh working my

magic over here

uh you just go back to the family and

we'll talk to you tomorrow oh good night

love you Joey great good

[Applause]

night I can take him up for a bit no no

think you've done enough I'll take this

job okay that's what I thought right

yeah we need a

bath okay we're

um my just going to b the

baby yep that's what we're going to do

we're just going to clean up some mud on

a relatively uh small area of skin I

mean it's just a mini version of you and

you paath yourself so um yeah we're

going to we're going to be just uh just

fine is it yeah is it fun in

there oh it's yeah you know I'm glad

someone's having fun

okay okay

okay are we about done now huh yeah

thank you so much

there we go

that was a nice shot but isn't there

usually a

goalkeeper ooh harder than it

looks try keeping your head up right

before you kick you want to be able to

visualize where you're shooting right

before you make the

shot

okay hey there it is nice see now we got

to get you a goalkeeper

H uh

I'm go shower okay uh but do you think

you could have a go up bakeries and

thinking about entertainment tomorrow

we've got like two days and I just don't

know how we're going to get this place

ready in time yeah sure I'll have a

think and do some research

great hey

um don't be stressed about earlier it

happens I think I was a little

harsh

so I'm sorry if I

overreacted these all clean out and

clearly had fun so ah you said you're

sorry shut up apology accepted and I'm

sorry too I'll keep laser focused

tomorrow I swear well Marine's going to

take him for few hours in the morning so

gives us some time to get party stuff

okay yeah cool no problem

hey well good night I guess good night

partner we make a good team

see don't push

it okay

[Music]

um what are you

doing technically I'm on

vacation so I'm

vacationing so am

I okay can you get a move on we're

supposed to drop to8 Marines like

soon yes

ma'am

good and put some clothes

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on oh this place is cute isn't it it's

not bad yeah

hey we haven't paid for that yet no oh

well you can't just eat it before you

buy

it do you ever get tired of being so

uptight all the

time

sorry I just needed a snack

hey Elena okay I'll be there in half now

is everything

okay okay okay bye

thanks hey look I I'm sorry clearly

touched the nerve at the

store you know

I may be uptight or too bossy or

whatever you want to call it I worked

very hard to achieve what I've achieved

and if I were a man my work ethic and

attitude would just be accepted no it

would actually it would probably be

admired hey look I didn't mean anything

by it I didn't mean to upset you or to

insult

you I literally just wanted a snack

that's it I'm sorry

they're

gluten-free you know this town ain't so

bad and V seem really happy here well

you didn't grow up here so no I didn't I

grew up in

California

H it was very nice thanks for asking

asking I'm going to go meet Elena go

go all the clowns are busy this

Sunday there's only two clowns in this

whole city and they're both

[Music]

boat I don't know how many clowns there

are per City what like

50 okay maybe not like 50 but there's

only

two okay well thank you

anyway

no

Bingo yes Anna

I have a cake to

bake baking

soda this should get the stain

[Music]

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out press

the youngest and the smallest billy goat

was the first to reach the bridge which

he Gally placed one hoof

boop hey can you help me uh I've been

telling this story forever he just won't

quit and what do you want me to do did

you tell him what happens

next I don't know make it

up fine

um the billy goat crossed the bridge to

the other

side

yeah it's got to be more exciting than

that

fine the plyo tried to cross the

bridge but then this scary troll

yelled stop or be

eaten to which the billy goat

replied is this guy ever going to grow

up and then the troll said you seemed

like you need a

vacation

right so the little skinny billy goat

pleaded and plead it for the big hairy

hairy

troll to not eat eat him but the troll

was too hungry cuz it was dinner

time and then the Little Billy

Goat said that his brother was coming

that he was a lot plumper and juicier

than he was so the

troll just

waited a few more

minutes you did

it you're natural

girl come

on

whoa what's all this you wanted a cake

right Chris the intentions

great but cake should be professional

they want to get him into that school

and it will be I promise I'm really good

at this you're just going to have to

trust me I called like four bakeries

today and none of them said

yes and we're running out of options so

let me

try Okay do you want to help me

sure I can okay uh will you fold in the

flower in this bowl please

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mhm what's the matter

um

fold it okay just put your hand down

like this uhhuh go around all the way

around

mhm great that's a great p

Masterpiece of a fold in fact mhm best

fold I've ever seen mhm thank

you do you want to help me a little more

little

chef sure

[Music]

all right I'll clear up and decorate the

cake who knew how exhausting taking care

of a baby can be know right I mean I

don't think I could

do all

this

honestly

really well I

haven't thought about it seriously or

anything

but what what about you have you thought

about being a dad and all that yeah I

think uh I mean I don't

know I hope

so soccer um makes settling really hard

though yeah I get that my life's really

busy my job's

demanding

and I don't think kids like me very much

oh come on what I Joey seems to really

love you you and your incredible stories

yeah

sure you have a an old

flower he was literally just

asleep it's

okay okay

oh hey

sweetheart

hey oh sweee come here come here you're

okay oh come here

sweetheart you're okay see you're

[Music]

natural well

sound like my grandma when she tells me

I'm going to be a wonderful mother one

day I'm sure you would I don't

know I

mean women can have it all now but

expect us to do it all are

yeah you know I think you're the natural

cuz you're reading that story to him

earlier he loved it yeah he really

seemed to like the goost

well Bo after my own heart you are

go there it

goes

weirdos thank Little Goat

I'm

gon thank you for making the cake and

sorry for not trusting you in the first

place no

worries oh and my blouse what can I say

baking so is

amazing well thank you baking soda

then and

thank you

Chris you shouldn't have no

biggy well good night

troll good night billy goat

[Music]

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oh

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oh wow oh you're going to make me

cry oh okay Joey my dude what did ref

feed you this is this is bad how could

someone so small do

this I know I know

go we backup I repeat we need backup

what happened what do you what do you

need we need a new diaper stat the enemy

has sprung a surprise talum powder

attack on me all right all

right oh no that's not good no that's

not good no no no stay strong WR Soldier

we need to find a new diaper go go go we

have the diaper I repeat we have the

diaper good luck comrade what me see you

on the other

side I'm going Behind Enemy

Lines uh uh be careful there soldier you

might want to cover him up down below

what why

oh I tried to tell you no there's a lot

of PE you little man oh no well done

comrade we

survived come

on I left his breakfast on the counter

and his bag is already inact for his day

Morin don't think we're asking too much

of her do you no I have anything she

offered yesterday before I could even

ask her you not come with me the biggest

presentation of my career is the day

after tomorrow so no I'm not

but call me if you need anything or text

me by

Buddy hungry let's get you fit okay oh

yeah let's take that ooh

bananas yeah I like those too okay look

at this shoot

yeah hey you're joining us for breakfast

there's my boy everything going okay

over there with Tim and Cassandra Yeah

we actually hung out last night we think

uh Joey had a bit of a nightmare but

she's amazing she sued them in like 10

seconds flat and yeah we had a really

cool time she lightened up a

lot well you know she doesn't just

lighten up for anybody Chris and

Cassandra sitting in a tree you know me

V I'm saving myself s for an Italian

princess in Rome my contract came

through oh man I mean I'm gooded but

it's what you wanted right yes we will

support you obviously no matter what you

choose plus I'm not totally mad at an

Italian vacation well thanks guys and

I'll keep you posted you know we got a

big day today because it's someone's

birthday

tomorrow Joey you want to say bye to

your folks oh bye honey we miss you bye

Joey be a good boy bye

sander

Watts but you're

joking well it's nothing a broom and

some towels can't fix

right it's totally

flooded no no this this can't happen the

part's on Sunday

you

okay okay thank you for letting me know

hey Marine well hello there gentlemen a

really beautiful flowers oh you're too

kind they were my husband's pride and

joy and here I am left to keep them

blooming well I'm sure he'd be very

impressed oh bless you now I know these

are Joey's favorites but I'm more of a

chamelia girl myself um now we're going

to be spending quite a bit of time in

the yard this morning uh do you have

your sun block on young man he has oh

excellent in

Oh Cassandra just text it Community

Halls flooded they had a burst

pipe oh man oh dear that's not good well

looks like we can have the party right

here then in the front yard this was

supposed to be something really special

we can't do it here this little man

deserves better well it'll be special

still all those kids running around

it'll be like farm animals escape from

the zoo

what about a pirate ship huh do they

have those in the suburbs I think they

have one in clearw beach but it's more

of an adult

thing is the circus in town oh man

you're no help at all but you rather

just stay here all day hearing about

billy

goats you could could you stay here I'm

I'm I have to make a few phone calls

hey got your text what's uh what's going

on ah so you are allowed a lunch break

yeah 45 minutes what's up so I found our

party

venue what already where where

did

okay I always wanted a party at a p to

right mhm it's great

Chris

um kind of makes me feel like a kid

myself right now A were you not allowed

of parties or something yes but not at a

petting

zoo my mom didn't really like animals so

so where were your parties the

library you laugh but they may as well

have been because I was a total Bookworm

as a kid nerd hey there was no nerd hi

Chris yes and you must be Cassandra yes

hi hey thanks so much for talking to us

last minute we truly appreciate it hey

I'm Martin Come On In

great I've been meaning to start hosting

kids parties for ages but marketing

isn't my

forte so when were you me to start well

I was hoping with us uh tomorrow we

think this is a great fit for the kids

well it'd be a tight squeeze but we'd be

more than happy too you seem to have at

all pigs rabbits

goats you and Joey really are alike well

look at them they're the cutest cuter

than me absolutely no competition cuter

than

Joey I'll concede that one yeah we have

all sorts and don't worry they're not

dangerous well good work Chris oh you

can thank Martin he's the one who save

the dick mhm

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so we have the party Pavilion here where

you can set up food and act as a shelter

in case the weather turns and I'll be

here to host the interactions with the

animals and anything else you need I

Joey's going to love it uh can we stop

by later just to set up decorations no

problem I'm here all day so how old is

your son going to be oh he's going to be

two years old and uh well actually we're

just friends of his parents but they had

a bit of a family emergency and we're

here to help but the party is kind of a

big deal there's a bit of a competition

going on for a specific school that they

want to get into let me guess fields of

go preschool that's the one their

kindergarten is weight listed years in

advance our son went there it's a great

school

apparently well hopefully we can impress

and he'll be able to attend so you'll

come back later yes absolutely thank you

all right my pleasure thank you take

care you too not bad yeah this is it's

great okay it looks great you did great

that's uh a lot of

greats you deserve

it okay I need to go yeah

sure bye goats

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I just wanted to let you know that we're

all checked in for our flight tomorrow

night great uh Alan just confirmed that

he is going to be attending the meeting

so our absolute aame on Monday okay I'm

going to send you these slides so you

can prove them I mean we've got this

right yeah yeah for

sure

okay uh Chris is going to meet us here

he's just picking up some decorations he

found the absolute best venue for the

party on Sunday it's this petting zoo

with goats um yay I

suppose Big Y

okay so how's it been going baby sitting

with

Chris I mean

he's a little

immature he's really sweet like we had

so much fun yesterday he he fixed my

blouse we baked a cake you baked a

cake this is the only side to you I

didn't know existed well there are many

sides to me you just need to know how to

bring them out H is Chris bringing them

out Elena what you know I'm just maybe

after we finish this presentation you

should take some time to just hang out

and see what

happens oh my God that was so

unprofessional to me I'm sorry Cassandra

that's that's really none of my business

oh it's

okay when did you get to be so smart

though

huh learned from the best

perfect H

cowboy

cowgirl perfect for running and pting

Zoo

yeah how you doing there

ma'am come here

often oh hey uh yeah the costumes are

great um you might happen to sell any

face

paints here go

hey Jared Chris my main man uh did you

get that uh contract I sent you yeah

yeah um I just been kind of crazy here

uh been uh kind of planning a party and

uh looking after a baby now I'm on my

way to to visit a petting zoo petting

zoo Chris this is Italy they're not

going to wait for you this is it's a

huge deal you need to not be at a

freaking petting zoo right now I know I

know um I'm sorry CU my head's been all

over the place it's my bad listen listen

uh you know what I'm coming to see you

what no Jared you don't have to do that

no no no it's okay Chris I do have to

because you are my friend first and

foremost and the Chris that I know would

have had this contract back to me days

ago it's my job to take care of you I'm

flying out tonight okay really Jared you

don't have to do that really I'll see

you

tomorrow okay

if you could get everything back to me

tomorrow morning as soon as possible

that' be great of course yeah and uh

just

he hey that's a lot of bags I can safely

say we're party ready hey I'm Chris oh

uh Chris this is my sister Elena Elena

Chris

hello I I'm sorry I went to say hi and

hello at the same

time just pretend I'm not here oh you

stop it hio Elena I hope Cassandra's

working I think hasn't been grinding you

down too much uh you've been enjoying

the structure I bring don't deny

[Laughter]

it okay well I think Elena is going to

go back to the hotel and cool off by the

pool I am oh yeah oh I can stay and help

with the party maybe I love ping zoos I

think you've had a little too much sun

as it is but I will give you a call okay

sure it was so nice to meet you Chris

likewise sorry she seems to have

forgotten how to socialize in the last

few days it's okay she seems

sweet she

is okay uh shall we go sure where'd you

bark no idea couldn't tell you I'm going

go with this way

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yeah looks great don't you think yeah

all right are you ready for the surprise

oh yeah oh you didn't get like a

falconer or something cool like that

right we can't have like crazy Birds

playing around there's kids taada

aren't they great I figured we could get

dressed up pretend like we're on a mini

Ranch and I even got face paints so we

can paint animals on kids faces I

figured it's uh similar tiing on the

cake am I

right right you you want me to dress up

oh yeah yeah you and me cowboy cowgirl

kind of

thing Chris I can't okay fine I'll be

the cowgirl you could be the cowboy no

Chris for

real I'm going to be rushing to an

airport for a presentation I can't have

costumes and face P it's just an outfit

all you have to do is smile and say

howdy to all the little kids you don't

have to throw any law Breakers in jail

or anything and once you get to the

airport you can get dressed out of it I

already told you CH stop stop I can't

okay

sure you should do it yeah they'll

they'll love it

yeah okay

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I guess I'll just be

a solo cowboy on the ranch

then no

problem hey hi I just wanted to let you

know that we're all on track to leave

tomorrow morning and Von's mom is doing

amazing so it looks like we'll be there

in time for the party oh awesome yeah

we're just setting up the venue now oh I

bet it looks amazing that Hall is so big

huh change of

plans what was that we're not at the

hall but don't freak out okay it's going

to be 10 times better I promise I'll

send you the address where is it it's a

surprise Cassandra planning a surprise I

don't believe it aha is Joey there no

he's with Marine okay I'll give her a

call well thank you so much again and

we'll see you tomorrow of course love

you what do you think her trude

huh think we can pull this

off that's what I

thought hey you uh ready to go I we have

to pick up Joey from Morin

yep need a lot of sleep before

tomorrow

sure hey is everything okay you know

your job may be important but the way

you

act you think that you're the only

person with a

job okay

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CU it's your birthday it's Joey's

birthday it's Joey's birthday

right step back that's it there you go

howdy hey what's going on the this is me

apologizing

apologizing look you've been nothing but

brilliant organizing Joey's party

so thank you well thank you yeah apology

accepted I hate to break this to you but

you have a little um something on your

shoulder there

oh um

yeah oh well nothing a little baby wife

can't fix right um

sure well I think we should start

getting ready for somebody's birthday

and someone is looking very Dapper on

his birthday too what do you like it I

got it from this really cute kids store

right he looks great I love

it well you're going to get ready cowboy

because we've got a venue to get to and

a cowgirl can't arrive without a cowboy

in toe I I can't just yet my agent has

flown out here to chat with me about my

Italy

contract oh wow do you think you're

going to take

it uh I don't know I mean it's my job

and I love it and hey it's

Italy yeah that's now let's

go yeah someone's ready to

party yeah okay all right let's get

you you take

him so do you think Cassandra and Chris

have been okay I think we would have

heard by now if they weren't I mean that

was pretty unfair of us right to just

expect our vacationing friends to drop

everything and take care of our son and

plan his birthday party our friends yeah

maybe for now that was weird the other

night Chris talking about Cassandra like

that right I maybe they have the

potential to be a match the Cassandra

that I know would never entertain the

idea of a guy like him something would

have to significantly shift in her she's

one tough cookie I do hope that they've

managed to pull this party off though

that school be so perfect for Joey let's

go find out

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oh oh what am I thinking it's a nice uh

nice space nice nice road yeah is your

your friend's place yeah yeah Von's wife

Anna nice nice nice it's not the city

though huh not a

sexy Italy

huh your contract sir how we uh how we

doing on

that

um I don't know I think I'm too

old too old Bro you've got a good five

years left in you I mean six or seven at

an absolute stretch but I mean after

that your career is really going to take

a dive I mean these opportun ities are

going to come along less and

less but uh

mhm what if I want a family I you think

Italians don't have

families bro find a wife and have a kid

in

Italy all right look I'm always going to

be your friend I think we're friends

right okay as your friend turning this

down it's nuts it's career

ending I think this is a decision you're

going to

regret who is that okay just give me one

second

yeah hi H again no Halo

today I've deleted them all of them

they're all gone well Elena what's

what's going on I pressed a button and

it all just vanished and I can't work

out how to get the slides back but the

slides should be on the cloud Elena

everything should be on the cloud the

cloud I'm sorry uh sorry to interrupt

but I can call the guys in it back at

the office I don't even know who you are

okay or I can help I mean I think I've

done this before everyone just needs to

back off cool please guys please

okay yep bam restored are you serious

what yeah I just uh restored your

computer to an hour ago simple really

just kind of go up to settings and

oh thank you thank you yeah no problem

added to my extensive list of skills

like cake baking and stain

removal Chris you're like a real life

Cowboy you lassoed our work back star it

again shall we get to the party yes uh

you need to get in your outfit Cowboy

that's right oh hey Jared do you want to

come to a 2-year-old's birthday party

with us oh by the way everyone this is

my agent Jared hey Jared I'm Elena hi

this is Cassandra hi you coming uh why

not great uh someone needs to pick up

Meen yo Jared can you pop over to

Marines and grab her we're taking her to

the party sure she's

lovely uh Chris do you mind just waking

up Joy and getting a few extra diapers

we'll do great I'll start loading the

car yeah great um I I'll get the

bag right Morin

you must be Morin I'm Jared and uh Chris

and cassandre next door asked me to help

escort you to their car for a ride to

Joey's party oh well is that okay with

you oh Jared going anywhere with a

handsome young man like you this

afternoon is more than okay with me well

didn't your parents ever tell you not to

get into a car with

strangers you're not from around here

are you no ma'am call me morine hello

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Mor I'll ride with you Jared oh

absolutely we'll follow you y

great you ready cowgirl

Yeehaw thank you oh hey

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wow really is amazing Chris it's

beautiful Chris you really should go

into the cake making business just yet

you're very kind you like the cake too

little guy you're welcome Joey such a

sweet boy oh excuse me oh yeah come on

okay uh I'm going to get more plates

Martin those are in the kitchen right oh

yeah I'll show you great what's that

look for Bud babies are wiser than we

give them credit for you know where's

Cassandra well with Martin through there

thanks sure let me take Joey hey Elena

it's like what

Cassandra the meeting's then moved to

5:00 p.m.

today okay okay yeah you know what you

really need to work on your humor Ela no

I'm

serious wait what um something about the

investors's availability but don't worry

I'm already on top of flights uh there's

one at 2:00 p.m. I can get us on and

we'll be in New York at 4: uh but can we

do that I mean can we get to the airport

by then put the party I know but I need

an answer now if we're in the

book hey what's going on our

presentation has been moved oh man well

to when

today yes

yes yes we can get there just let's go

um um confirm with the office book our

flight hold on wait wait a

second Cass think about this you can't

just jump if the office says to jump yes

Chris actually I can what about the

party what about Joey Anor of Honor

about to be it's a party it's just a

party okay one that he's going to forget

this is something that I might regret

missing for the rest of my life

Cassandra please I'm going to miss my

flight okay I need to go hey

please

please I hope you have an amazing time

in Italy

Chris you really deserve it

all right you ready to

go do you want to leave like that

there's time to go back we have a flight

to catch you Elena the presentation

isn't going to deliver itself

okay I shouldn't have come here I got so

distract I think Chris wants you to go

back it's not your job to comment on my

personal life

okay thank

you I'm sorry

hello let's get in the

car come on buddy come here come here

come on come on it's going to be okay I

promise come

here come on I know Mommy and Daddy are

going to be here soon okay I promise

it's going to be okay Chris you're a

wonderful person you know that it's

going to be okay

honey do you want to go after her no

it's

okay hey we got a party to be at yeah we

got a party for this young man everybody

[Applause]

ready look who it

is hi oh I miss you you guys made it wow

this place looks amazing not bad huh

Joey look at your party you and

Cassandra did such an amazing job thank

you yeah thanks so much we really

appreciate

it where is

she uh well she had to go back to New

York her presentation got moved what no

way yeah apparently uh there was no

other option you okay man yeah yeah we

got guests so let's hop to it my friend

well why don't you guys take Joey and

greet some guests and I'm going to try

to catch candra on herself c yeah hey

there big birthday

boy right you ready Cowboy time for your

starring rooll I

assume howdy howdy

howdy Meen thank you so much for all

your help this weekend oh it was my

pleasure what are neighbors for you're

just the best I'm going to go make a

quick call to

Cassandra yeah I um I just wanted to

catch her before her flight you know

those two reminded me so much of me and

Jeff these past few days they make a

good team oh yeah between you and me I

think Chris has a little flame going for

your friend Cassandra and she just take

a breath I bet she'd feel it

too let me see what I can

do andna I'm so sorry that they changed

the meeting time on me last minute it's

okay I get it I'm I'm just sorry that I

missed you the party looks amazing

though thank you so much oh thank Chris

he he did most of

it did he tell you he made the cake no

no he

didn't he looks pretty upset that you're

gone something

happened I think we're just very

different

people yeah well maybe

so but I think if you would just try

letting people in you would see that

he's a really great guy and there's more

important things in life than losing

yourself in your

job okay

well thank thank you for your opinion on

that but I just I I really need to get

to the airport Cass I don't think he

wants to go to Italy he's just looking

for a reason to

stay well I I wish him luck in finding

it

okay well uh have a safe trip back I

guess

and voila all done you're a beautiful

butterfly thank you hey do you want a

soda no man thanks I'm good honestly man

can't thank you enough for stepping up

this weekend this party is amazing no

problem man you would have done the same

for me so how was it with Cassandra I

mean uh to be honest it was a roller

coaster she blows in hot then cold and

then hot again all in the space of a

minute I didn't know whether she wanted

to be my friend or my enemy did you ask

her I mean did you even get her number

dude I don't need her number besides I'm

going to Italy even my agent flew out to

remind me of what I want and what's

important so you're really going to go

what's keeping me

here I'm going to miss you man yeah

same whoa face paints with energy like

that how about a tiger

okay all right I'm just go get Joey real

quick all right

man here we go let's start with the nose

poop okay so I just got off the phone

with Cassandra I think she's definitely

into him she got a little like

standoffish and defensive think she

likes him yeah I think Chris definitely

has feelings for her too Joey you little

cupid here I want to get a picture of

you guys from the birthday yeah that

smell yay cheese oh it's great look oh

look at that SM Anna hi this party is

great thanks for inviting us thank you

so much for coming this is my husband V

of course this is birthday boy Joey this

is my friend Heather from Pilates that

I've told you a lot about this really is

a lovely party my son Adam I can't even

get him away from the animals a good I'm

so glad thanks yeah our friends helped

us out a lot and Joey is just precious

he would be a great addition to our

school oh well you know obviously Fields

of Gold is our absolute number one

choice that's such an amazing reputation

you are very kind so I'll definitely be

on the lookout for Joey's name that

would be great thank you yeah that would

be fantastic no problem Oh what a

gorgeous cake

oh that's great right yes it's amazing

all right I'm going to go chase after

Joey you coming uh yeah just give me one

minute

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okay it's taking so

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I'm sorry I had to PE so bad are you

ready no what's that what what am I

doing

Lena uh I don't know but we need to drop

a car back by 1:00 so I just abandoned

my best friend in the whole wide world

at her son's birthday party and I just

left the first man that I have had a

connection with in years and and for

what for what for for a job I'm not even

sure I still

want I I've been sleepwalking through my

life Elena I don't know what you want me

to say I'm sorry do you want to do the

presentation what you know it inside and

out you've worked hard for it you've

earned it do you want to do

it I mean do do you want to do it Elena

um yes yes I would like to I just okay

so then do it okay do what we've

practiced a thousand times okay but what

about

you I've got a party to go

to go be amazing because we amazing

okay now go go go get on the plane okay

okay oh and

you go get that c

boy happy birthday to

you happy birthday dear

Jo happy birthday to

you that

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job happy birthday who wants some

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cake I'm sorry I'm sorry

it's okay I no I I shouldn't have left

but you came back wow you're right there

are more important things than a

job oh it's all forgotten I'm here now

that's what

matters and the party is amazing you

guys did such a good job everyone's

having so much

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fun do you know where Chris

is I need to talk to

yes I

do look everyone our cowgirls

arrived hi oh my gosh how you doing

let's going on this is amazing

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what are you doing

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here I sent Elena to deliver the

presentation why you work so

hard Chris I wanted to

apologize my whole life has blurred into

my

job but slowing down and spending time

with you and Joey it's it's the most I

felt like me in a really long time

and that scared

me and I got defensive and I'm

sorry I know you have this contract in

Italy I just I didn't want to go to the

airport telling you I don't want to go

to

Italy no I think everybody knew I didn't

want to go even I knew I didn't want to

go you

didn't why

would it be okay if I kissed

you yeah that'd be okay yeah

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