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Amza!

Nico, over here!

Amza!

Amza!

Amza!

It's alright,
we'll go home and start over.

MAN AND DOG

Mum!

Hey!

Amza!

Who's a good boy?

Wait, I missed you!

Mum!

Hey.

Doru!
I barely got him off the sofa.

Shoo.

- Here.
- Wait.

Did you just come back?
Or where you here all the time?

I'm confused.

I left and came back, Mum.

Thanks!

You were so merry.

You were singing.

It was a song Grandma used to sing.

I held your hand,
you were by the wardrobe.

I couldn't understand how
your hand was so long and thin.

I was scared.

And you were singing like...

I wanted to call Nicoleta...
Wait a moment.

- Why?
- To see if she has any news from you.

Did you have any problems there?

That's a bad sign.

No, what problems?

The last thing we needed...

It's like the end is near.

Everyone's coming back from abroad.

It will pass.

Will it?

What didn't they like about you?

- Who?
- The people over there.

They actually respect me a lot.

So they fired you
because they respect you?

No one fired me.
I had a few days off so I came over.

To hell with them.
You have that land here...

Please don't start again.

You left the work unfinished here, Doru.

I'll finish it.

Shut up, you!
When?

When I get around to it.

Did you see what the neighbours built?

A piece of shit.
I'll build something nice, Swedish style.

- When, Doru?
- Stop pestering me!

- Is this goof a good guard dog?
- He's really fierce.

He barks at them all day long.
All night, too.

"Them"?

The people who stole my gas cylinder.

What gas cylinder?

It was empty.

They stole the wheelbarrow too.
It was brand new.

The cement mixer was too heavy for them.

I wanted to say something, but...

Don't come out if you hear something.
They could hurt you.

I saw him look in
when he came to bring the mail.

He wanted to get into the shed.
I'm keeping it locked.

Good.

He can feel there's something in here.

Where the chickens are,
we'll put the rental bikes.

At the back, outdoor foot showers,
so they don't trail sand inside.

Look at that.

And here, the house, big and pretty.

A dining room at ground level,
then six rooms on two floors.

Yes, dear, you do that.

- How is your eye?
- Good.

Yeah, right. And the retina?

It's better. Still detached.

I see you doubled.
But I'm used to it.

When are you scheduled for surgery?

- They said it's sclerosis.
- So?

- I have a checkup on Thursday morning.
- What time?

Around 9, I think.

Eliza!

Come see who's here!

- How come you're home?
- Can I come in?

I just got back from the market.

I can't believe it!

- Is something wrong?
- No, what could be wrong?

- Why didn't you call ahead?
- I wanted to surprise you.

Surprise me?

What's with the new door?

There's been three break-ins!
At the Lucas, on third, and just below us.

- Why didn't you tell me?
- What?

- I told you.
- You said they broke into the basement.

- I even told you we changed the door.
- I thought it was the basement door.

- Why haven't you told me?
- Because Eliza had.

You mean the neighbour
with the Siamese cats?

No, the one you say
walks like he's remote-controlled.

- Are you hungry?
- Yes.

- You brought this for Nicolai?
- Yes.

Nice.

- What's this?
- A drone for Bec.

- Is this laundry?
- There's some clean clothes too.

I'll just wash them all, at 60 degrees.

- This can film in 4K.
- So?

It's awesome!

- Be honest, Doru, what happened?
- Why?

You said no one could get back until
December. Tell me if something happened.

Nothing happened.

Didn't you say you couldn't
come back because of the pandemic?

- I couldn't miss Nic's christening.
- Seriously, Doru.

I'm serious.

I thought you were too busy to come
and we couldn't afford it.

- Isn't that what you said?
- Yes.

- Why didn't you tell me?
- Why didn't you tell me?

Tell you what?

Bec is my friend, I had to come.

- What's that?
- I don't know.

- Is it for me?
- Not sure.

Please give it to me!

Thank you.

I can't believe this!

Thank you.

You're welcome.

- What about the money?
- The money?

- Yes.
- Is that all you can think of?

- Like it, Monkey?
- Yes.

Your phone is buzzing.

- These are clean, right?
- Yes.

- Who's that?
- Georgi.

They want to lock down Constanţa,
bring out the military.

There's a whole panic
around christening parties.

Go shower,
you'll stink up the place.

How about a kiss?

See? It needs a nano-SIM.

- Can't we trim the edges?
- Sure, get an axe.

- Let's go change it tomorrow morning.
- I can't.

Then around noon?
The mall is open until 9.

- OK, and I'll treat you to an éclair.
- No, a brownie.

- Georgiana again?
- No.

Someone from work.

Everyone wants to work from home,
so we take turns.

They want me to go this week.

What?

What?

- Why are you giving me that look?
- What look?

I don't know, you had this look.

The short ones?

It's a modern cut.

Have you lost weight?

I don't think so.

- Try them on.
- Not now. Tomorrow, OK?

- Please.
- Oh, come on.

Madhouse Tango.

Great timing for Madhouse Tango!

- Did I hit you?
- No.

I got you something.

Thanks.

"Gunggung".

What is it?

What is it?

You hang it here.

What for?

Stuff.

- What stuff?
- Stuff!

Really?

Is it a Swedish thing?

I saw one in someone's bedroom.

How could you tell it was for sex?

What else?

A child could swing in it.

Did you drink anything on the way?

Or is it the sanitiser?

- Who's she talking to?
- Raluca.

Again?

And what's with her makeup?
She looks 30!

She helps me advertise on Instagram.

You take photos of her?

Let me see.

These are from earlier.

Face this way, I'm all twisted up.

Little monkey.

What was that?

Where was this taken?

In the park.

Who took it?

Manuela from work.

We were on our break.

We went out for coffees,
she sent it to me on WhatsApp.

- Hello.
- What's up, Swede?

Just got home. Hello!

Hello.

How are you?

Simo?

- What do you have there?
- Beef soup.

- Hi.
- I can't believe it!

- What's up? Hey, no kissing!
- No?

Of course not.

- How come you're home?
- Just so.

- Bec told me you were in Sweden.
- I came back.

- Go in, I'll be right back.
- I need a word with you.

Be good! Sit.

- How are you?
- All good.

- Are you here for the christening?
- What else?

- I thought you weren't coming.
- Well, I'm here.

Without letting me know?

Listen.

I have something to ask.

- The only reason you ever look for me.
- Really?

- Yes, really.
- Well, you never answer your phone!

Because you only call at night,
when I'm in bed with my boyfriend.

Look.

Spit it out, what's wrong?

- Read this.
- What is it?

- Simo, come here, please.
- In a moment.

"Mr. Doru Coman,"

"your wife is cheating on you."

"Please don't get me involved,
investigate the facts yourself."

What's this supposed to be?

- Who sent this?
- I don't know.

- You call and check.
- Check what?

Write it down. 0724...

Why should I?

You're going to believe
an anonymous text?

It's some loony guy making bad jokes.

- You're going to believe him?
- How do you know it's a guy?

I called and a woman picked up.

- What did she say?
- She keeps hanging up.

I tried from my Swedish number too.

What do you want me to say?

Anything.

- You want to get me mixed up in this?
- Who else?

Please.

Simo?

- What if it's a prank?
- 0724...

- Whoa, look who's here!
- What's up, big boss?

He came after all.

- Amza!
- Is that Tomis Junior playing?

So, 049...

Amza! Who's the best boy?

Yes, that's them.

727...

Oldies but goldies!
What's that?

- Nothing.
- Who are you calling?

Forget it.

So how come you're back?

- I missed you.
- Yeah, right!

- And you're not quarantined?
- Sweden is considered safe.

- Really, why are you here?
- For the christening.

- I thought you couldn't afford it.
- I can't.

Simo, tiramisu or fruitcake?

- Is that what they want?
- No, I'm asking you.

- Tiramisu.
- OK.

Did you tell Vera about Godzilla?

I will, I told you.

I talked to that guy
about the driver's license.

- And?
- He'll take care of it.

- Awesome, thanks a bunch.
- The things I do for you!

- Want some soup?
- Yes.

- Two bowls of beef soup? Or meatballs?
- No, beef.

- Look who's here!
- Hello, Madam.

- That's the PR's job, not mine.
- No, thank you!

- Maybe if you reconsidered?
- No, thank you!

- Have a good day.
- You too.

Are you out of your mind?

What is this?

Thanks, have a seat.

Have you counted your missed calls?

Åsa called to say
you disappeared from work.

He said you signed the agreement
to work until Christmas.

And yet, on Friday, you went AWOL.

Are you afraid?

The apartment buildings are new,
it's just you guys there.

Bec's son is getting christened.

And that's a reason
to vanish without notice?

What's the real reason?
You didn't come for the christening.

Yes I did.
For my family, too.

For your family.
Out of the blue.

You've put 11 people
at risk of being fired.

They have families too.

The Swedes don't like it at all,
and the pandemic's making them crazy.

I told them your mother died.
I had to come up with something.

I also said
you're going back next week, OK?

- I can’t promise, Madam.
- I barely sorted out the mess with Vasi.

You're going back next week,
I have no one else to send instead.

How could I know Vasi stole stuff?

He was your responsibility.
Hello.

He came to complain you tattled on him.

- You've decided on this one?
- Yes.

OK.

He said selling that welder was your idea.
I threw him out.

I had nothing to do with it.

It cost me 8.000, plus kowtowing
so the Swedes wouldn't call the police.

8.000 kronas?

8.000 euro.

For that rusty bucket of bolts?
It was scrap metal!

It was a Fujikura,
the best fiber optic welder!

- Not that one!
- Yes, look it up.

What I mean is,
I used that one just last week!

It was an old one, they're lying!

- The Swedes are lying?
- Yes!

- So you had nothing to do with the theft.
- Yes!

Does that mean you did, or you didn't?

I didn't!
I was the one who told them about it!

OK, I believe you.

But promise you're going
back to Sweden next week.

I'll try to.
I need to ask you something.

Let's hear it.

I wanted to take Godzilla
instead of Vasi.

- Godzilla?
- Bec's brother.

OK.

You help me, I help you.
Alright?

- Alright?
- Yes.

- Have a good day.
- You too.

That's so good.

- A little higher.
- I'll get there, don't worry.

- Next time you get a surprise.
- What is it?

It's a secret!

That hurt a bit.

You have contractures here,
I need to press hard.

Go ahead.

Where I feel bumps,
I have to apply pressure.

- Can you feel your swollen sinuses?
- No.

- See you again on Friday?
- No, Monday.

At the same time.

- I'll be here.
- Unless they shut us all down again!

- What do you mean?
- Closing stores and stuff.

God forbid.

- Have a good day.
- Thank you.

- My best to Mirela.
- I'll tell her.

Again, thank you so much.

No, thank you.

As usual, you're very kind.

- Thank you, have a good day.
- You too.

How are you?

Good. You?

Excellent.

Want to eat something?

I had some soup at Bec's,
but I could eat something.

- You went to see Bec?
- I stopped by, yes.

- Where is Eliza?
- In her room.

- Have you looked in on Mum?
- Yes.

Why, did she tell you I haven't?

No.

But the place was dirty.

When did you last go by?

If you don't trust me, ask Eliza,
she came with me.

I do, I was just asking.

Monkeys!

Eliza!
Careful with that, it's Bec's.

Sure!

Seriously, dear!

Come eat.

Excuse me, Sir, your mask!

Your mask!

Yes?

Yes, Mum, we'll have him neutered.

I said we'll have him neutered!

Hey, what's up?

Yes, I'll look for one.

Yes.

Mum, I need to hang up, bye.

Who are you having neutered, Doru?

- I'm sorry, Doru Coman.
- Cătălin Cioabă.

What are you doing here?

I went by the office,
they said I could find you here.

Mr. Cioabă has made an interesting find,
it could be a valuable antique.

We're waiting for a specialist.
Some coins, right?

Yes, in my grandfather's courtyard.
A buried pitcher with 6 gold coins,

from 1729.

Reading
Concordia res parvae crescunt.

Interesting.

I'll get some food for Amza,
Mum's fed him junk and he's throwing up.

- Then get some groceries for home too.
- Yes, I was going to.

- What should I get?
- I don't know, food.

These days, you have to stockpile.

Fine, but what?

Meat, pork, beef, chicken.
We'll store it in the freezer.

- Can you text me a list?
- Sure.

I'm so confused right now.

- Alright, have a good day.
- You too.

Bye.

Do you know anyone called Marti M.?

What?

Do you know anyone called Marti M.?

No.
Why, who is he?

No idea, I thought maybe
he came by to help your mum.

Help her with what?

Maybe they just talk?

I don't know.

- Has anyone come visiting lately?
- At our place?

No. Never.

- Then who brought that bottle of rosé?
- Rosé, huh?

I have no idea.

- A chicken lived headless for 18 months!
- Sure.

There's even a photo!
"Mike, the Headless Chicken."

"The axe missed the jugular"

"and a clot prevented Mike
from bleeding to death."

"Though most of his head was gone,
he still had a good part of his brain."

"Since basic functions
like breathing and heart rate"

"and most reflex actions
are controlled by the brain stem,"

"Mike survived for 18 months."

How did he eat?

- Hello.
- Hello.

Hi!

Then what?

Then nothing.

I said I had a call from that number
and wanted to see who it was.

She said her name was Petra Roibu.

So I said "Pety, is that you?
Vasi's daughter?"

She said "Yes, but I never called you."

So I said "Then maybe it was your mother."

"Is your dad back, by the way?"

"He's fine, busy with work," she said.

That was all.

What an idiot!

He used his daughter's number
so you wouldn't recognise it.

A total bastard!

- Are you serious?
- Dead serious.

Mystery solved.

Aren't I a smart cookie?

You should be happy,
Nico is completely innocent.

Let's see a smile!

Whatever would you do without me?

You owe me a drink.

What a...

- Piece of scum!
- I know.

Just think, you could have
divorced Nico for nothing.

I thought you said you quit.

I did.

And you took it up again.

Are you OK?

Me? Couldn't be better.

Eliza told me.

I'm listening.

What did Eliza tell you?

Tell me, Doru. What’s the problem?

What do you mean?

I mean I can tell you're...

Your mind is always wandering.

You spy on me.

Asking questions left and right.

Why are you being like this?

Like how?

If you want to know something,
why don't you ask me?

You know what?

I don't know what you heard
or what you're imagining,

what you're suspecting me of.

But...

If you want me to fess up,

I went out for coffee with someone.

And I didn't tell you.

But there was nothing to tell,
because nothing happened.

When did you meet that someone?

How many times?

Twice. No, three times.

- Really?
- Yes.

You don't know
how many times you met him?

Yes I do, three times.

Well, well.

Three times.

Such interesting things
we're discovering.

When did you first meet?

About two months ago.

While I was in Sweden.

Yes, and it was only a flat white.

I mean I had a flat white,
he had a V60.

A V-what?

We had coffee.

- After I came back, too?
- No.

- But we met once by coincidence.
- Of course.

I'm listening.

I told him not to insist anymore.

He wasn't going to anyway.
He was so embarrassed, poor soul.

Tell me who he is.

Is he Marti M.?

Marti M. is the elderly gentleman
from last night.

Now you're reading my texts?

Who else knows?

Who else knows what, Doru?

Nothing happened, we just talked.

Only because he insisted to meet me.

I mostly spoke about Eliza, anyway.

What does he have to do with Eliza?

Nothing, I'm just saying nothing happened.

And I'm supposed to believe you?

I would have told you if it had.

He spoke about his sister,
didn't make any innuendos.

Very interesting.

I did nothing wrong.
I'm being honest, what's wrong with you?

Tell me.

So that's why you don't want to fuck.

- That's too much.
- You're lying.

Were you listening?

- Do you massage him too?
- No!

Right. Tell me who he is.

Why? You don't know him anyway.

- Don't get me angry!
- Or else what?

- I didn't fuck him.
- Great.

- And I told him not to call anymore.
- Tell me who he is.

No.

- Tell me!
- Let's calm down.

- I'm calm.
- Yeah, right.

- Just tell me who he is.
- Why?

Because I want to know!

No.

Is he one of those
bearded, tattooed hipsters?

- Is he tattooed?
- No. Or I don't think so.

- How old is he?
- 50.

What's that look for?

- Doru, he's not even my type!
- Not your type?

- Are saggy-jeans guys your type?
- Seriously?

Tell me his name.

- What does it matter?
- It does!

His name is Daniel.

Daniel who?

Told you, you don't know him.

You think this is funny?

Well, isn't it?

- Does he have a two-metre cock?
- You're crazy!

Since when are you so jealous?

I told you,
I couldn't care less about him!

Fuck if I care!

To put it decently.

- You won't see a dime from me.
- Serves me right for telling you.

I didn't need you to tell me, idiot.
I felt it.

- Are you crazy?
- Yes, I am!

And you've been living off my money!
You didn't even go see Mum!

- Watch how you talk to me!
- Don't want to!

- Then I won't talk to you at all!
- Fantastic.

- Why aren't you answering?
- Don't feel like it.

What are you doing?

Is that his name?
Ciorbă?

No, that's Cătălin Cioabă.
It was the autocorrect.

- Why didn't you correct it?
- I thought it was funny.

You met him at the museum,
when you embarrassed me.

- I'm embarrassing you?
- Yes.

You think I'm an idiot?
You think I can't see?

I can see everything!

Since when do you drink rosé
and eat Dijon mustard?

I thought it was yucky,
now we suddenly like it?

That Mavic 2 Pro drone is awesome.

It has a Swedish camera
with image stabilizer.

Go straight!

Wait a minute.

I said straight!

That's right.

No, keep going straight.

Just do as I say.

The guy with
the driver's license is waiting.

- Did you tell Vera about my brother?
- What?

Did you tell her?

Yes, it's taken care of.

Can I help?

- I want to see Mrs. Coman.
- Your mask, please.

Is something wrong?

Tell me his name.

Nicoleta, tell me his name!

Please stop with this crap, OK?

- Nico, is it ready?
- Just a moment!

- Mariana!
- They're signed, right?

- Should Alin call you later?
- Yes, thanks.

What's wrong with you?
Barging in here, scaring the poor woman!

You should see yourself.
You're like a different person.

I wish I hadn't told you.

- Nicoleta, I want a name.
- No.

A name!

- What the hell's wrong with you?
- I want a name!

- Where does Vasi live?
- Wait.

Close to Mamaia, right?

Yes, in a block close to the beach.
Why?

- Doru, Georgiana's waiting!
- Five minutes. Please.

- Come on, man.
- Five minutes, Bec.

0724 049 727?

- Mum won't be here until 5.
- I'll talk to your parents too.

Now I'm asking you, Miss.

You sent me a text message.

That was me calling you yesterday.

This is the number you sent the text from.

I'm sure I didn't.

- What do you want from me?
- To listen.

- But I never called you!
- Exactly, you texted me.

I called back a hundred times,
you didn't pick up.

Please leave me alone, I don't understand.

- This is no joke, you have to explain!
- I don't know what you're talking about.

- Why did you text me?
- I didn't text or call you!

- What's wrong?
- Nothing's wrong.

- The young lady sent me a text.
- I didn't!

Miss Pety, wait...
Hands off!

- Why are you holding the door?
- I just need a moment!

- Did he try to break in?
- I just need an explanation!

- Did he try anything?
- Look if you don't believe me!

July 21st, 21:30!

- What does it say?
- That my wife is cheating!

- Does she know that?
- I don't know!

- Then what do you want?
- To see what she knows!

- Cool it.
- Hands off!

Miss, your text made me
come from 2.000 km.

Because you wouldn't answer my calls,

not even yesterday,
when I begged "Miss, don't hang up!”

Now I'm here
and I want an explanation!

Miss, why did you send that text?

- She's a child, talk to her mother.
- I will!

But the text came from her number,
she should know who sent it!

Miss Pety!
Take your hands off me!

- What happened?
- Nothing!

I want to know who that piece of scum is!

And how would that help you?

What do you mean?
I want to know!

- Miss Pety!
- What's with the noise?

Miss, I just want to know the truth!

Why did you send that text?

If not you, who sent it?

Your parents?

I wanted to help
with your driver's license.

Everyone's waiting
and you want to drive around town!

All I asked was
that you help with the party cake.

I'm stuck!
Get out!

- What are you doing?
- Get out!

Get out of here!

Eliza!

Eliza, come out for a minute.

Eliza!

- What?
- Come out!

- Why?
- Because I said so!

- Where did you find that?
- None of your business.

Why did you set it up
there instead of my bedroom?

I'll put it in your room too.

Do you know someone named Daniel?

- Yes, that shrimp in my class.
- No, an adult.

A friend of your mum's.

Raluca's dad, Mr. Daniel?

Why?

I asked you why!

Does he come by often?

When he picks up Raluca.

And he helped Mum with the new door.

With the door?

Yes, we bought it from
his hardware store, "Danicon".

Did he speak with your mum often?

Yes.

- About what?
- Me, Raluca...

Stuff like that.

Yes, excuse me.
I meant a sleeping teddy bear.

Or you could choose...

Mihnea the Little Elephant,

or the Rainbow Cake.

- Are the colourings natural?
- Absolutely.

We only use Cake Bake's
natural colorings.

It's all bio.

Actually, we don't know much about cakes.

- But now we want something special.
- Yes, Mr. Bec told me.

We'll make something special for the boy.

- Nicuşor, right?
- Nicolai.

We have this fruitcake with sponge layers,

with vanilla cream
and fruits of the season.

Everyone wants it for birthdays,
we can customise it.

Someone wanted the Endless Column,
for whatever reason.

Ours should be round, if possible.

Of course it's possible,
I saw a tennis-ball cake on their page.

But we want a Moon-shaped cake,
not a tennis ball.

You know, there's
a Moon crater called Nicolai.

Lovely.

- You brought the picture?
- Yes.

Here.

It's this one.

Could you do it?

Of course, no problem!

Please pick it up,
even if you're late.

- What?
- My car is being serviced.

- What time do you close?
- At 8.

Alright then.

Right. And the inside?

How's this:
chocolate and mascarpone!

Three fluffy cocoa sponge layers,

three generous layers of chocolate cream,
a hint of orange, some liqueur...

- Where do I put this?
- Over here.

Oh my.

Who's a pretty boy?

Be good!

You're so cute.

Wow!

It's Nicolai, not Nicolae!

Too late now.

Wait.

Are you sure?

Want some?

It's heavy.

What?

How is Nico?

She has someone.

Quit the nonsense.

- This guy, Daniel Burlacu.
- Yeah, right!

Give me a break!

Why?

Nico can't be with Burlacu!

I keep telling you.

You're made for each other.

Besides...

Don't take this the wrong way,
but he's out of Nico's league.

Or is it the other way around?

Seriously?
The guy is a super catch!

Rolling in money, free as a bird,

looking hot, he can get
any woman he wants.

What, and Nico is rubbish?

I never said that,
what's wrong with you?

You love her.

You're all shaky.

I'll call you a taxi, OK?

Amza!

I went to the interview.

We need to leave on Saturday,
they're closing the borders.

What borders?

In Europe, idiot.
Vera says it's turning nasty.

They're locking down Bucharest,
Constanţa has a high infection rate.

What time is it?

Your eyes are bloodshot.
It's midnight.

- Twenty past.
- Is Nico here too?

Are you drunk?

Stop worrying about Nico,
Burlacu only fucks young hotties.

His wife died, he's free.

How do you know?

- She died two years ago.
- I meant about Burlacu.

Simo told me.

You should see yourself,
you look dead.

What was his wife like?

Blonde, pale-skinned, not bad.

Why would he bother
with married women?

He can have any broad he wants,
he knows all the right people.

He was married when I knew him,
but I guess now he's free...

That Turk is a scammer.

I bought a metal door from him.

It turned out to be crazy expensive.

What's up?

It smells like whisky mixed with shit.

Shoo.

Doru!

Wake up, your dog's gone mad.

Doru!

- What?
- He's soiled everything, get up.

Nicoleta called seven times last night.

Do you have any money?

This is all you sent me.

I saved it for you.

Thank you, Mum.

- Does it bite?
- No.

We've adjusted it several times already.

If you want it done by the deadline,
you have to...

Discuss it with your husband and -
Excuse me.

Dan!

I'm sorry.
Someone's looking for you.

I know you are both busy,
but we have to meet and make a decision.

Time is getting short.

Daniel Burlacu?

Just a second.

- You said Dan.
- No, I'm looking for Daniel Burlacu.

He left 15 minutes ago.
Excuse me for a moment.

Madam, this can't drag on forever.

- What is that?
- For the door.

- What door?
- Nicoleta.

You're Doru?

Nice meeting you.

- But there's no need.
- Take it and shut up!

Cut the cheap act,
she told me everything!

What?

You're after married women?

Fuck off!

Piece of shit!

Shove off!

Fucking loser!

Amza!

- Dad!
- My leg!

- Dad!
- Amza!

I'll kill you, fucker!

First you snitch on me,
now you go after my daughter?

- It's really not the time.
- Yes it is!

Fuck off, asshole!

You sold that welder, piece of shit!

- Who is it?
- Go back to your room.

- Dad, who is it?
- Go to your room now!

Who is it?

Eliza, I said go to your room.

Come out here!

Come out here if you have the guts!

Ever told your wife she's beautiful?

If you don't fuck her,
that Turk will do the job for you!

How do you know about the guy?

Get back in or I'll make you swallow that.

- Who told you about him?
- Your wife.

Really? What did she say?

Fuck off, pervert.

- What did she say?
- That your dick is limp.

- Vasi, let's talk!
- About what?

- What do you know about my wife?
- Suck it.

Tell me what you know!

What do you want to hear, fucker?

Keep that mutt away from my car!

- I specified I have a dog.
- I don't care!

- I need the ride.
- Get lost!

- I told you!
- Get lost!

Fuck off!

Amza!

Amza.

Did you fuck Daniel?

Yes.

OK.

I already knew.

You knew what?

It doesn't matter.

How many times did you fuck?

Three or four.

Is it three or four?

Does it matter?

I don't get it.

Was it two or three coffees,
or three or four fucks?

Maybe five or six?

Did you blow him too?

Did you fuck in here?

So?

Did you like it?

Did you send him cunt pics?

Stop it.

- I want to hear it!
- Please stop.

Did he fuck you in the ass too?

You make me sick.

Tell me.

- You really want to know?
- Yes, everything.

Why?

Because I want to know the truth.

OK.

I sucked him off in the car.

In front of the sports centre.

There were people passing.

I wanted to give him a birthday gift,
but all the stores were closed.

The next day we went
and fucked in the forest.

And?

How was it?

Mind-blowing.

Are you making fun of me?

No.

I'm listening.

Is this turning you on?

Tell me.

Once we went to his mother's house
in Mamaia.

I took a day off.

We went at it non-stop.

How many times?

You'd have made
a fortune as an accountant.

I can't remember,
maybe four times.

Four, five...

What does it matter now?

So?
What does it look like?

Bent.

Big?

Huge.

Can't tell you in centimeters,
I don't carry a ruler in my mouth.

Happy now?

Now I remember.

He fucked me in the ass too.

Right in our bedroom.

I was on the swing
and he was fucking my ass.

He was doing me so hard,
I was afraid I'd break the window.

You're lying, right?

What do you think, idiot?

Eliza woke up.

What if something happens,

and I'm stuck there and can't do anything?

I used to be different.

Since I went abroad,
away from you two,

I'm scared as hell.

I used to be brave.

You made me feel brave.

You made me strong.

I'll shut up now.

I'll let you sleep,
you've had a rough day.

I just want you to know
I wanted you to be happy.

We'll build that pension, you'll see.
I'll manage it.

It will be alright.

You'll be able to quit
the job at the notary's.

You'll just have the spa parlor,
like we had planned.

Doru?

Why are you always at Simona's?

What do you mean?

What are you saying?

That I know.

What do you know?

What does that have to do with anything?

A lot.

It's an old story,
we stayed friends, you already know.

What, now you want a divorce?

I want some sleep.

Do you like it?

It's kind of...

I bought it for the christening.
Don't you like it?

Sure.

When did you buy it?

Last Friday.

Why?

I was on my way here.

So what?

Nothing.

It's not really your style, though.

What, so we'll all be wearing masks?

- Not at the tables outside.
- And inside?

Bec said the inside tables
are for the elderly guests.

We'll be at the ones outside.

With some distance between us.

Weird times.

How are we going to dance?

You don't dance anyway.

Can you help with this?

I like it.

But you want the other one.

But you want this one.

What does it matter?

It does.

No, it doesn't.

Wear the one you want.

How much longer do I keep this shit on?

15 minutes.

Hello.

Yes, we're on our way.

Yes, Mum, we're hurrying.

Alright, bye.

Hello.

- They're a bit overbaked.
- It's fine, Mum.

- My old oven doesn't bake well.
- We're in a rush.

- We'll call you later.
- It's old.

- What?
- It's old!

- The oven?
- Yes.

Amza!

What are you doing here?
Mum, how did he get here?

He's Amza, my dog.
He's always here.

Come here, Amza.

You good boy.

But how is he here now?

He's very busy,
we have thieves everywhere.

Who's my boy?

Doru.

Ticu brought him from the shelter.

He called him Ralph,
but I think Amza suits him better.

He's been chewing on that all day.

At 9 I have to go
get the bandage removed.

I'll be here at 8 tomorrow.

The trays!

Georgi, how are you?

From Doru's mum.
We'll need the trays back.

All the best wishes for the baby!

Godzilla, get in the picture!

At three, we say "Nicolai".

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