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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,680 --> 00:00:04,680 Hey, what's up guys? It's your boy Alan. 2 00:00:05,300 --> 00:00:07,520 Can't believe it's already my 500th vlog. 3 00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:09,580 It's been a crazy ride so far. 4 00:02:06,570 --> 00:02:08,530 Hey, what's up, people? It's your boy, Alan. 5 00:02:08,850 --> 00:02:10,970 Another shitty day at the shitty job. 6 00:02:11,310 --> 00:02:13,470 What's the saying? Same shit, different day? 7 00:02:14,150 --> 00:02:18,190 Anyways, today at the office, somebody left a floater in the toilet. So it 8 00:02:18,190 --> 00:02:20,870 literally was same shit for a different day. 9 00:02:22,930 --> 00:02:23,709 Hey, 10 00:02:23,710 --> 00:02:30,550 people. 11 00:02:30,770 --> 00:02:31,850 It's your boy, Alan. 12 00:02:33,090 --> 00:02:34,270 Hey, what's up, everyone? 13 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:39,500 Hey everyone, another shitty day at the shitty job. 14 00:04:27,340 --> 00:04:28,179 Hi, Randy. 15 00:04:28,180 --> 00:04:28,659 How's it going? 16 00:04:28,660 --> 00:04:29,660 It's pretty good. 17 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:31,860 Nothing's wrong. I'm just here. 18 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:34,500 I'd like to know how I can get my free iPad. 19 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:38,060 I, like, signed up four times. Nothing's happening. 20 00:04:38,340 --> 00:04:39,600 Do I pick it up here? 21 00:04:40,740 --> 00:04:45,900 That email that went out to everybody about winning a free iPad. 22 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:49,060 If you register with that site. 23 00:04:49,740 --> 00:04:52,260 I think everybody got that email, right? 24 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:11,600 Hey, guys. 25 00:05:11,820 --> 00:05:13,500 I can't sleep tonight. 26 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:18,220 Just been lying awake and thinking, like, how much I miss dancing. 27 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:24,200 I used to dance ballet and badminton and things like that, like, a long time 28 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:25,200 ago. 29 00:05:26,780 --> 00:05:28,180 Maybe I should go back to it. 30 00:05:30,020 --> 00:05:31,780 Anyway, just wanted to say that. 31 00:05:32,380 --> 00:05:33,380 Peace. 32 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:37,280 Hey, guys. 33 00:05:37,540 --> 00:05:39,240 I can't sleep tonight. 34 00:06:27,490 --> 00:06:30,290 Victoria Victoria 35 00:06:30,290 --> 00:06:36,490 Alan 36 00:06:36,490 --> 00:06:39,310 Alan 37 00:06:39,310 --> 00:06:45,170 Back 38 00:07:34,540 --> 00:07:36,720 Hey guys, it's Alan again. 39 00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:39,300 Thanks for checking out my unboxing video. 40 00:07:40,140 --> 00:07:43,280 As always, check the description for a link to the product. 41 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:46,560 And don't forget to hit that subscribe and bell icon. 42 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:49,680 Anyways, let's check out what I got this time. 43 00:08:03,050 --> 00:08:04,330 I'm definitely digging this. 44 00:08:05,430 --> 00:08:06,430 Nice hoodie. 45 00:08:07,270 --> 00:08:08,790 Feels good on the outside. 46 00:08:09,730 --> 00:08:10,950 Let's try it on. 47 00:08:21,810 --> 00:08:23,430 Feels really good. 48 00:08:23,810 --> 00:08:25,350 I'm definitely digging this. 49 00:08:25,890 --> 00:08:27,030 Thanks Sydney Hood. 50 00:08:27,770 --> 00:08:29,210 This is a great find. 51 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:33,860 Hood fits nice and snug on my head. 52 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:37,360 More boxer than ninja, but anyways. 53 00:08:38,419 --> 00:08:39,900 Thanks again, Anthony Hood. 54 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:41,440 Peace out. 55 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:45,640 Hey, guys. 56 00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:48,720 So, I met someone recently. 57 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:52,280 I was really excited about it. 58 00:09:52,980 --> 00:09:58,280 But, yeah, he turned out to be somebody completely different. 59 00:09:59,860 --> 00:10:04,900 I don't even want to talk about it, except I kind of do, you know? I need to 60 00:10:04,900 --> 00:10:05,900 it off my chest. 61 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:11,040 I mean, it got me thinking. 62 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,340 Did I even really know him? 63 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:19,880 I only knew him from offline, but that begs the question, do we ever really... 64 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:26,780 Hey everyone, welcome back to my channel. Today, my 65 00:10:26,780 --> 00:10:30,620 boyfriend and I... We're going to show you the swimsuits I picked up at the 66 00:10:30,620 --> 00:10:35,380 today. Hey everyone, I finally got my Fredericks of Hollywood order in. So in 67 00:10:35,380 --> 00:10:39,200 this video, I'll try on some of my favorites so you can see how they fit 68 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:40,200 look. 69 00:11:08,750 --> 00:11:12,630 Hey, what's going on? You already know what today is. It's your boy, Corey 70 00:11:12,910 --> 00:11:18,530 And today is, for all my real subscribers out there, what is today? 71 00:11:19,110 --> 00:11:19,949 What's today? 72 00:11:19,950 --> 00:11:20,829 You don't know? 73 00:11:20,830 --> 00:11:21,830 I'm gonna show you. 74 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,570 Today is package day, man. 75 00:11:23,810 --> 00:11:27,310 I got some brand new packages from a lot of brands that's been supporting me 76 00:11:27,310 --> 00:11:28,310 over the years. 77 00:11:28,430 --> 00:11:30,470 And let's dig in and see what we got. 78 00:11:31,550 --> 00:11:37,430 So I got a brand new hoodie from 79 00:11:39,150 --> 00:11:42,730 I don't know this brand, but I appreciate the love, guys. Thank you so 80 00:11:42,730 --> 00:11:43,529 the support. 81 00:11:43,530 --> 00:11:46,930 And I got an apple. 82 00:11:47,890 --> 00:11:51,710 You know what, Apple? You spoiled me. You spoiled me, Apple. I have a hoodie. 83 00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:55,270 appreciate the apple pies. You always show me love. Thank you so much for it. 84 00:11:55,890 --> 00:12:02,670 And then I got... Okay, okay, okay. I got a mini droid, 85 00:12:02,670 --> 00:12:05,890 a mini drone. I'm sorry, I got a mini drone with 4K vision. 86 00:12:06,170 --> 00:12:07,650 Now, I do have about 50 of these. 87 00:12:08,420 --> 00:12:10,120 But now it's 51. 88 00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:13,380 You know what? I might do a giveaway and give it to one of my lucky subscribers. 89 00:13:03,170 --> 00:13:06,190 Like, that begs the question, do we ever really know each other? 90 00:13:07,230 --> 00:13:08,710 Hell, I don't even know who I am. 91 00:13:12,770 --> 00:13:14,470 I think you know where I'm going with this. 92 00:13:16,130 --> 00:13:17,730 I need some time to find myself. 93 00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:20,610 I'm going to sign off for a while. 94 00:13:22,770 --> 00:13:26,010 But there's a whole world of possibilities out there. 95 00:13:26,750 --> 00:13:28,930 One of my friends actually told me about geocaching. 96 00:13:29,390 --> 00:13:31,650 It sounds fun. I kind of want to try it. 97 00:13:32,650 --> 00:13:35,870 So this is me officially signing off. 98 00:13:36,370 --> 00:13:37,370 Bye. 99 00:13:48,470 --> 00:13:49,470 What? 100 00:13:50,510 --> 00:13:51,510 God. 101 00:13:52,730 --> 00:13:54,470 She's getting all these likes and views. 102 00:13:54,830 --> 00:13:55,890 She's going to quit? 103 00:14:00,820 --> 00:14:02,460 Does she not know what she has? 104 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,980 Also, like, I kinda wanna see your videos, though. 105 00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:30,309 What's up, people? 106 00:14:30,310 --> 00:14:31,310 Hey, it's Alan. 107 00:14:31,390 --> 00:14:35,250 There's some phony -ass people out there. Why do you gotta lie about stupid 108 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:38,370 stuff all the time? Making yourself out to be something you're not. 109 00:14:38,570 --> 00:14:43,270 Anyways, I think I'm gonna take a break from social media for a while. I heard 110 00:14:43,270 --> 00:14:44,410 about this outdoor thing. 111 00:14:45,190 --> 00:14:47,090 I don't know. Maybe I'll vlog it sometime. 112 00:14:47,650 --> 00:14:49,830 I need to get away. I need to try something new. 113 00:14:50,510 --> 00:14:51,510 Peace out. 114 00:15:15,370 --> 00:15:17,990 I was making more money than most the managers in the company. 115 00:15:18,230 --> 00:15:21,510 I had more computers and laptops than I could use. 116 00:16:12,119 --> 00:16:13,640 Yeah, it's your boy Phil. 117 00:16:13,900 --> 00:16:18,500 Hey guys, I've been asked this question. Hey Phil, what is geocaching? 118 00:16:18,820 --> 00:16:20,280 How do you even play this game? 119 00:16:20,740 --> 00:16:22,540 Well, I'll tell you what geocaching is. 120 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:27,180 Or, I should just show you. Come with me, and we'll go on geocache right now. 121 00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:32,420 So, geocaching is about scavenger hunting through the woods. 122 00:16:32,660 --> 00:16:34,600 You go on this cool, crazy app. 123 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:08,800 Idiot. Fuck. 124 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:25,200 Hey, what's up everyone? 125 00:17:25,540 --> 00:17:27,359 About to go on my first geocache. 126 00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:29,160 Who knows what I'll find. 127 00:17:29,660 --> 00:17:31,160 It's all about the journey, right? 128 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:32,920 So cliche. 129 00:17:32,980 --> 00:17:33,980 Sorry. 130 00:18:58,510 --> 00:18:59,510 Hey, guys. 131 00:18:59,590 --> 00:19:01,930 Just arrived at the park. About to head out. 132 00:19:03,990 --> 00:19:05,410 It's actually pretty nice here. 133 00:19:06,230 --> 00:19:07,950 Never knew this place was so close by. 134 00:19:12,190 --> 00:19:15,010 Anyway, hopefully I find my first cat soon. 135 00:20:01,929 --> 00:20:04,190 Hey, Pete, I made it this far. 136 00:20:04,610 --> 00:20:05,950 Definitely got my steps in. 137 00:20:06,230 --> 00:20:07,650 Now I just got to find the cash. 138 00:20:40,110 --> 00:20:42,050 Hey guys, I found my first cash. 139 00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:29,690 Well, that was hard work for... I don't know. 140 00:23:05,610 --> 00:23:11,730 Hey everyone, so this geocache thing, I'm going to give it one more shot, was 141 00:23:11,730 --> 00:23:13,870 actually kind of cathartic. 142 00:23:15,190 --> 00:23:20,610 Anyway, hopefully I find something a little bit more exciting than this army 143 00:23:20,610 --> 00:23:21,610 guy. 144 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:02,980 Hey everyone, just found my second geocache. 145 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:04,240 Let's see what's inside. 146 00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:38,780 So I'm not allowed to give any further detail, but today on my geocaching trip, 147 00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:40,820 check this out. Look what I found. 148 00:26:42,140 --> 00:26:43,640 Yeah, a finger. 149 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:45,080 Pretty crazy, right? 150 00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:49,580 Don't worry, I called the cops, and they said they're looking into it. 151 00:26:50,180 --> 00:26:53,900 But I can't give you any further details on where I found it. It just creeped me 152 00:26:53,900 --> 00:26:55,100 the fuck out. 153 00:26:55,820 --> 00:26:57,420 Anyways, I'll keep you all posted. 154 00:26:58,220 --> 00:26:59,220 Peace for now. 155 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:23,640 It didn't matter. 156 00:27:23,780 --> 00:27:25,080 It didn't mean anything. 157 00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:30,260 What's up, buddy? Hey, I just wanted to say thanks for everything. I'm about to 158 00:27:30,260 --> 00:27:31,260 head over to HR. 159 00:27:31,580 --> 00:27:33,020 I got some great news. 160 00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:35,720 I just won the Jamaican lottery. 161 00:27:38,980 --> 00:27:40,380 Seven million bucks. 162 00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:43,960 Hey, guys. 163 00:27:44,620 --> 00:27:46,600 So, I met this guy. 164 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:48,660 Kind of quirky, but nice. 165 00:28:04,590 --> 00:28:05,590 So done with men. 166 00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:57,840 What? 167 00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,180 Coming up on my third Tash. 168 00:29:50,380 --> 00:29:52,580 Doubt it will be as cool as last week, but you never know. 169 00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:46,020 Damn. Just normal stuff this time. 170 00:30:47,620 --> 00:30:49,160 At least this was a good little hike. 171 00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:41,560 Like a fucking champ. Excuse my language. 172 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:42,960 Salute, Tommy. 173 00:32:43,340 --> 00:32:44,360 No more memory, Billy. 174 00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:46,899 What's that? 175 00:32:46,900 --> 00:32:48,240 I said no more memory. 176 00:32:48,860 --> 00:32:51,860 I mean, I know you've been out of the office for a while and all, but maybe 177 00:32:51,860 --> 00:32:52,860 have to... Alexa, pause. 178 00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:57,000 Talk to me, man. I haven't seen you in a long fucking time. I'm only breaking 179 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:58,000 your balls a little bit. 180 00:33:01,220 --> 00:33:08,140 Talk about 181 00:33:08,140 --> 00:33:09,140 a restore. 182 00:33:09,790 --> 00:33:11,470 Once I had this real detective creep. 183 00:33:11,730 --> 00:33:15,630 I mean, his freaking ego is bigger than his hard drive. He calls me up. He's 184 00:33:15,630 --> 00:33:17,350 like, Techie, today you're going to tell me nothing. 185 00:33:17,670 --> 00:33:20,570 Today, you're going to tell me that my email is not lost. 186 00:33:21,630 --> 00:33:23,790 I'm like, well, what do you mean? I mean, it's... 187 00:35:48,580 --> 00:35:49,580 Here we go. 188 00:36:47,150 --> 00:36:52,350 Hey, it's me. I don't know what is going on. Who is this ttcoraz1 guy? 189 00:36:52,870 --> 00:36:57,970 I keep going to his logs right before, and I'm not liking what I find in the 190 00:36:57,970 --> 00:37:04,670 geocaches. Let's just say if you geocache and you see his posts, I 191 00:37:04,670 --> 00:37:05,690 to those geocaches. 192 00:37:06,490 --> 00:37:08,090 Unless you have a strong stomach. 193 00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:12,730 Gross, right? 194 00:37:16,779 --> 00:37:17,960 More to come on that later. 195 00:38:39,290 --> 00:38:40,490 No way, what? 196 00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:19,960 Oh my God. 197 00:41:52,330 --> 00:41:53,330 Hey, everyone. 198 00:41:55,130 --> 00:41:59,470 I'm still kind of reeling from all those things that I've been finding in the 199 00:41:59,470 --> 00:42:04,450 geocaches. And I think my friend, Becca, she might be missing. Some of you all 200 00:42:04,450 --> 00:42:05,450 might know her. 201 00:42:10,410 --> 00:42:11,410 Hey, everyone. 202 00:42:12,950 --> 00:42:16,090 I'm still kind of reeling from what I've been finding in the geocaches. 203 00:42:17,210 --> 00:42:18,390 I'll keep you all updated. 204 00:43:05,230 --> 00:43:06,230 Oh, there it is. 205 00:43:09,970 --> 00:43:13,430 What's up, peeps? Found another geocache. Let's see what's inside. 206 00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:55,800 Hey, guys. 207 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,300 Freaking out over here. I went to a cast. 208 00:43:59,220 --> 00:44:00,820 T .T. Cora's one cast. 209 00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:04,780 I've been following him on the Geocast site, and I found this. 210 00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:10,180 It's the exact same football I thought I had at my house. 211 00:44:10,660 --> 00:44:15,880 I'm going to go back and check out my house, but I think someone broke into my 212 00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:20,240 house, took this object out, and put it in the cast for me to find. 213 00:44:20,860 --> 00:44:22,760 I think it's this T .T. Cora's guy. 214 00:44:24,350 --> 00:44:28,030 following me or something's going on. Something strange. 215 00:44:29,030 --> 00:44:30,890 Anyway, I'll talk to you guys later. 216 00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:25,240 What the fuck is it? 217 00:45:57,960 --> 00:45:59,920 Holy shit. What? 218 00:47:31,420 --> 00:47:32,680 Go fake, dude. 219 00:47:33,100 --> 00:47:34,100 Give it up. 220 00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:40,720 Anybody else come here to get help falling asleep? 221 00:47:45,220 --> 00:47:47,720 I'm never coming back. Heard you were interesting. 222 00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:49,600 Heard wrong. 223 00:48:55,069 --> 00:48:58,010 Hey guys, here at another geocache. Let's see what's inside. 224 00:49:58,760 --> 00:49:59,760 Hey, hey! 225 00:50:01,300 --> 00:50:02,800 I think someone's following me. 226 00:50:03,720 --> 00:50:04,720 I'm gonna go find him. 227 00:51:03,470 --> 00:51:05,070 Why can't I get a signal out here? Come on. 228 00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:07,959 I'm lost. 229 00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:10,480 I don't care if you're following me. Hey, wait. Help. 230 00:52:10,780 --> 00:52:11,780 Help. 231 00:54:23,220 --> 00:54:24,980 Becca? Yeah, that's me. 232 00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:26,320 What are you doing here? 233 00:54:26,660 --> 00:54:28,280 Just going for a hike. 234 00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:32,060 Are you Alan? 235 00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:34,320 The guy who found a finger in the geocache? 236 00:54:35,140 --> 00:54:36,360 Yeah, that's me. 237 00:54:38,480 --> 00:54:40,560 Are you doing okay? You don't look so good. 238 00:54:42,060 --> 00:54:43,060 I'm alright. 239 00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:45,560 Sorry, I can't believe it's really you. 240 00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:47,200 Anyways, yeah, 241 00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:49,080 I had a rough night. 242 00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:51,800 You were here all night? I thought you just got here. 243 00:54:52,580 --> 00:54:54,620 I got completely lost, turned around out there. 244 00:54:55,900 --> 00:54:57,160 I didn't think I'd make it back. 245 00:54:57,880 --> 00:54:59,020 I thought I was going to die. 246 00:55:01,020 --> 00:55:02,440 I'm sorry to hear that. 247 00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:07,560 I guess I'll take that barge you cashed off my list of destinations for today. 248 00:55:08,660 --> 00:55:11,460 Actually, it was worth it. 249 00:55:13,380 --> 00:55:14,560 I found another finger. 250 00:55:23,430 --> 00:55:25,710 Sorry. Sorry for staring. 251 00:55:26,630 --> 00:55:28,850 Like I said, I was near death. 252 00:55:29,830 --> 00:55:31,170 How'd you find your way? 253 00:55:31,590 --> 00:55:36,670 Well, I don't know exactly. There was, uh... What? 254 00:55:37,390 --> 00:55:38,630 There was someone calling. 255 00:55:39,190 --> 00:55:41,970 I screamed out for him, but he ignored me. 256 00:55:43,030 --> 00:55:44,130 Yeah, it was. 257 00:55:47,350 --> 00:55:48,350 What? 258 00:55:50,870 --> 00:55:53,010 What? It just, you seem... 259 00:55:53,500 --> 00:55:55,800 Happy? Just so exciting. 260 00:55:56,840 --> 00:55:58,000 That was exciting? 261 00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:03,760 Didn't you feel more alive than just sitting at home scrolling through 262 00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:05,160 I thought I was going to die. 263 00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:07,860 Yeah, but now you're alive. 264 00:56:08,620 --> 00:56:09,680 What a story. 265 00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:13,480 I guess. 266 00:56:25,770 --> 00:56:29,310 Well, you're not going to believe this shit. I found two important things 267 00:56:29,510 --> 00:56:30,890 not what you expect. 268 00:56:31,350 --> 00:56:34,930 Well, it was quite the adventure. I found another one of these. 269 00:56:39,310 --> 00:56:45,050 And I found someone who I thought was missing a 270 00:56:45,050 --> 00:56:50,250 friend that I thought was missing. Yeah, yeah, a friend. 271 00:56:50,770 --> 00:56:54,090 And I almost died doing it, but it was worth it. 272 00:56:54,590 --> 00:56:55,569 I was scared. 273 00:56:55,570 --> 00:56:56,750 I was dehydrated. 274 00:56:57,290 --> 00:56:58,950 But it worked out in the end. 275 00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:36,720 Looks like we're almost there. 276 00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:41,718 Should I go? 277 00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:42,720 Yeah. 278 00:59:23,030 --> 00:59:25,610 Oh, are you excited for the cats? 279 00:59:36,649 --> 00:59:38,150 Yeah, I want to find out what's in it. 280 00:59:38,930 --> 00:59:40,910 Who's going to get there first, you or me? 281 00:59:41,830 --> 00:59:43,510 Me, of course. I think it's going to be me. 282 00:59:44,730 --> 00:59:48,190 Out of all this, you gained the sponsorship, so you can start making 283 00:59:50,150 --> 00:59:51,370 I'm a dead -end job. 284 01:00:55,560 --> 01:00:56,620 I told you I would get it. 285 01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:01,820 What 286 01:01:01,820 --> 01:01:09,520 is 287 01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:10,520 it? 288 01:01:10,900 --> 01:01:12,520 You've never heard of a smurf before? 289 01:01:12,960 --> 01:01:13,960 No. 290 01:01:16,020 --> 01:01:17,220 I think you'd like them. 291 01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:19,120 Them? 292 01:01:19,900 --> 01:01:21,920 Yeah, little blue people to hide in a forest. 293 01:01:23,700 --> 01:01:24,700 Geocaching? 294 01:01:25,450 --> 01:01:26,450 You're funny. 295 01:01:27,590 --> 01:01:28,870 Funny like Smurf? 296 01:01:31,190 --> 01:01:32,190 Kinda. 297 01:01:34,990 --> 01:01:36,430 Why'd you choose that, anyway? 298 01:01:38,230 --> 01:01:41,930 You know, I don't know. I just saw it and figured, why not? 299 01:01:43,670 --> 01:01:45,450 I just don't get the appeal of those things. 300 01:01:46,970 --> 01:01:50,370 And me neither, but maybe that's the point. 301 01:01:51,010 --> 01:01:53,350 There is no point. It's just... 302 01:01:53,640 --> 01:01:55,200 Something to play with while multitasking. 303 01:01:56,620 --> 01:01:58,600 You better be careful. You're going to take off a finger. 304 01:02:00,220 --> 01:02:01,220 So you are funny. 305 01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:11,880 Are you going to keep following that guy's laws? 306 01:02:13,220 --> 01:02:14,220 I don't know. 307 01:02:17,220 --> 01:02:19,480 Do you think maybe you should go to the police? 308 01:02:20,420 --> 01:02:22,740 I have. They keep saying they're looking into it. 309 01:02:29,170 --> 01:02:30,690 Hey, let's post our stuff. 310 01:02:36,250 --> 01:02:37,250 Okay. 311 01:02:38,090 --> 01:02:39,090 Okay. 312 01:03:34,410 --> 01:03:40,310 Hey everyone, nothing special with today's cache, but I did team up with a 313 01:03:40,310 --> 01:03:43,850 geocache partner and we had a lot of fun. 314 01:03:45,090 --> 01:03:48,070 But anyways, I found this little guy. 315 01:03:49,130 --> 01:03:54,310 To be honest, I didn't even know what a smurf was before I found this, but my 316 01:03:54,310 --> 01:04:00,750 new partner, she explained it and apparently lives in the forest and 317 01:04:00,750 --> 01:04:03,010 she really said. I have no idea, so anyway. 318 01:04:03,710 --> 01:04:06,310 I'm signing off for now. I'll catch you all later. See ya. 319 01:05:55,850 --> 01:05:58,190 That had to be the most boring walk ever. 320 01:06:02,810 --> 01:06:05,090 Holy crap, your channel is boring. 321 01:06:11,430 --> 01:06:14,030 Now you have two blue things to play with. 322 01:07:52,490 --> 01:07:55,410 Hey guys, going live here at another geocache. 323 01:07:57,250 --> 01:07:58,410 Ooh, I found it. 324 01:08:00,370 --> 01:08:01,370 Let's see what's inside. 325 01:08:11,570 --> 01:08:14,510 Oh yeah, I knew it was a good idea to go live. 326 01:08:25,069 --> 01:08:26,069 the fuck was that? 327 01:08:28,950 --> 01:08:30,590 I think someone's following me. 328 01:08:31,890 --> 01:08:32,890 I gotta go. 329 01:08:33,229 --> 01:08:34,229 I heard something. 330 01:08:36,550 --> 01:08:37,910 But I found this. 331 01:08:39,170 --> 01:08:40,750 Alright, alright guys, I gotta go. 332 01:12:01,720 --> 01:12:02,720 So? 333 01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:19,820 Who do you think it is? 334 01:12:21,520 --> 01:12:22,520 I don't know. 335 01:12:25,540 --> 01:12:26,860 Maybe it's just... 336 01:12:27,120 --> 01:12:29,080 Another geocacher who went in on your find. 337 01:12:29,940 --> 01:12:33,120 Yeah, either that or he knows something about the finger. 338 01:12:36,240 --> 01:12:37,240 True. 339 01:12:43,900 --> 01:12:45,120 So what's on the docket? 340 01:12:47,020 --> 01:12:48,560 Another post from that same guy. 341 01:12:49,840 --> 01:12:50,840 That GT guy? 342 01:12:52,760 --> 01:12:53,760 Yeah. 343 01:13:02,180 --> 01:13:03,180 I don't know. 344 01:13:06,600 --> 01:13:09,460 I mean, can you imagine? You know I was really worried about you, right? 345 01:13:10,660 --> 01:13:11,660 What? 346 01:13:15,520 --> 01:13:17,320 I told you I was up with the family. 347 01:13:17,820 --> 01:13:18,659 No, no. 348 01:13:18,660 --> 01:13:19,579 Before that. 349 01:13:19,580 --> 01:13:20,580 I thought you were missing. 350 01:13:22,480 --> 01:13:24,460 I don't follow. 351 01:13:26,460 --> 01:13:28,420 I'm a little embarrassed to say, but... 352 01:13:28,890 --> 01:13:31,910 I've actually been a fan and a follower of your social media for a while now. 353 01:13:32,570 --> 01:13:35,730 So, I saw a post about you laying low and geocaching. 354 01:13:39,970 --> 01:13:40,970 And? 355 01:13:43,410 --> 01:13:48,770 When I found one of the fingers in that same cache, it was your bracelet with 356 01:13:48,770 --> 01:13:49,770 the heart on it. 357 01:13:51,450 --> 01:13:52,450 Yeah, I left that. 358 01:13:52,830 --> 01:13:54,130 That was one of the finger sites? 359 01:13:55,270 --> 01:13:56,610 Yep, you left it right before. 360 01:13:57,230 --> 01:14:00,070 So I checked the logs on the site, and that was the last one you did. 361 01:14:01,030 --> 01:14:03,090 And I knew you weren't posting anywhere, even there. 362 01:14:03,950 --> 01:14:07,450 And I was finding weird shit, so I thought... What? 363 01:14:08,390 --> 01:14:09,570 That the fingers were mine? 364 01:14:10,670 --> 01:14:11,670 Yeah. 365 01:14:15,210 --> 01:14:16,290 I think it's on this block. 366 01:14:20,910 --> 01:14:21,910 What's wrong? 367 01:14:21,950 --> 01:14:22,950 I don't feel like talking. 368 01:14:23,290 --> 01:14:24,290 Why? 369 01:14:38,960 --> 01:14:39,960 I'm gonna go live. 370 01:14:41,100 --> 01:14:42,100 What are you doing? 371 01:14:42,620 --> 01:14:44,620 Didn't I say I wasn't in the mood to be on camera, Alan? 372 01:14:45,180 --> 01:14:47,200 Looks like someone doesn't want to be on camera. 373 01:14:47,740 --> 01:14:50,660 But we're here at another geocache. Let's see what we find. Found it! 374 01:14:51,460 --> 01:14:53,420 Someone asked if I spec'd out. What should I say? 375 01:14:57,360 --> 01:14:59,220 Oh! A fidget box! 376 01:14:59,540 --> 01:15:00,540 Just for you. 377 01:15:02,440 --> 01:15:03,440 Thanks. 378 01:15:04,480 --> 01:15:05,480 What's wrong? 379 01:15:06,060 --> 01:15:07,060 Nothing. 380 01:15:08,420 --> 01:15:09,420 Alan, what's wrong? 381 01:15:13,900 --> 01:15:14,900 What? 382 01:15:16,520 --> 01:15:17,520 Who is he? 383 01:15:18,200 --> 01:15:19,200 Who? 384 01:15:19,620 --> 01:15:23,560 Are you okay? 385 01:15:24,400 --> 01:15:25,400 What does he want? 386 01:15:26,800 --> 01:15:28,360 Do you want to just call it a day? 387 01:15:28,940 --> 01:15:29,938 No, no, no. 388 01:15:29,940 --> 01:15:30,940 Let's look at the cat. 389 01:15:31,960 --> 01:15:33,280 Will you put that away, Alan? 390 01:15:33,720 --> 01:15:35,240 Look, they say they recognize your voice. 391 01:15:38,760 --> 01:15:39,760 What the fuck? 392 01:15:44,660 --> 01:15:46,140 Sorry, is the screen cracked? 393 01:15:47,760 --> 01:15:48,760 What the hell? 394 01:15:49,260 --> 01:15:51,520 I told you like ten times I don't want to be on camera. 395 01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:56,520 Wait, wait. Aren't you going to put an item and take one? 396 01:15:58,620 --> 01:16:01,620 What's worthy of your life? You'd Alan Amir or a nose? 397 01:16:31,080 --> 01:16:31,799 It's wrong. 398 01:16:31,800 --> 01:16:32,800 Nothing. 399 01:16:33,380 --> 01:16:34,380 Nothing. 400 01:16:36,300 --> 01:16:40,160 Look, I was just serious when I said I wanted to go offline, okay? Like, 401 01:16:40,160 --> 01:16:42,400 you still need to be on... On what? 402 01:16:45,020 --> 01:16:46,780 Online. In the spotlight. 403 01:16:48,180 --> 01:16:49,180 Wait. 404 01:16:56,660 --> 01:16:58,880 It's his fault. He's a sick motherfucker. 405 01:16:59,840 --> 01:17:03,840 IT'S HIS FAULT! WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! 406 01:17:03,840 --> 01:17:07,860 Boring butt. 407 01:17:10,160 --> 01:17:11,160 What? 408 01:17:11,960 --> 01:17:13,740 I'm the fake one? You're the fake one! 409 01:17:15,460 --> 01:17:20,620 Nobody likes my shit ever. 410 01:17:21,160 --> 01:17:23,020 How the hell am I gonna get followers? 411 01:17:23,800 --> 01:17:26,840 I'm sick and tired of nobody watching my shit. 412 01:17:31,630 --> 01:17:32,630 Fucking views. 413 01:17:34,250 --> 01:17:35,250 No comment. 414 01:17:36,090 --> 01:17:38,910 Why aren't people commenting on my shit? 415 01:17:39,190 --> 01:17:41,630 How am I going to get people to pay attention to my shit? 416 01:19:14,090 --> 01:19:20,910 I thought Becca, yeah, that was her with me earlier today. I thought he was 417 01:19:20,910 --> 01:19:25,150 missing. But instead, she found me, the real me. 418 01:19:26,630 --> 01:19:32,410 And all that really matters to me anymore. So I'm going to take a break 419 01:19:32,410 --> 01:19:38,370 social media. Not that any of you care, but things just got out of control. 420 01:19:38,630 --> 01:19:42,050 Those were my fingers I was finding. 421 01:19:42,830 --> 01:19:45,550 And the geocaches. I don't know what I was thinking. 422 01:19:48,110 --> 01:19:52,550 But yeah, anyways, I'm retiring from social media, at least for the time 423 01:19:52,850 --> 01:19:56,850 It's not healthy for me anymore. I need to focus on myself. 424 01:19:57,710 --> 01:19:59,450 So, so long for now. 425 01:20:05,650 --> 01:20:10,090 I was finding the geocaches. I don't know what I was thinking. 426 01:20:13,700 --> 01:20:17,200 Anyways, I'm retiring from social media, at least for the time being. 427 01:20:18,480 --> 01:20:21,380 It's not healthy for me anymore. I need to focus on myself. 428 01:20:22,240 --> 01:20:24,020 So, so long for now. 429 01:23:54,440 --> 01:23:59,120 Hi. Okay, I understand. You don't have to talk, but hopefully you'll listen. 430 01:24:01,060 --> 01:24:05,900 I can count all the things I've done wrong, but I only have so many fingers. 431 01:24:08,540 --> 01:24:09,640 See, I know you can hear me. 432 01:24:16,180 --> 01:24:17,180 What were you thinking? 433 01:24:17,980 --> 01:24:19,220 You need help, Alan. 434 01:24:19,900 --> 01:24:23,080 I know I do, but I want to get better with you in my life. 435 01:24:24,600 --> 01:24:29,360 I'm not so sure I'm a great influence. I have my own baggage that reminds you. 436 01:24:31,300 --> 01:24:32,300 Look at them. 437 01:24:34,300 --> 01:24:37,780 That is us. That will be us every day, every minute. 438 01:24:40,660 --> 01:24:41,660 Oh, shit. 439 01:24:42,260 --> 01:24:43,260 It's the fingers guy. 440 01:24:45,100 --> 01:24:46,100 Can we get a pic? 441 01:24:46,400 --> 01:24:47,400 Fuck off. 442 01:24:47,790 --> 01:24:48,810 I want to pick. It can't hurt. 443 01:24:49,110 --> 01:24:50,029 Alan, come on. 444 01:24:50,030 --> 01:24:51,030 He's famous. 445 01:24:55,090 --> 01:24:56,310 Alan, can I be in here? 446 01:24:56,610 --> 01:24:58,150 Hey, are you conscious? Alan changed. 447 01:24:58,610 --> 01:24:59,610 Yeah, that's me. 448 01:25:00,050 --> 01:25:01,690 Can I get a pick? Sure, sure. 449 01:26:31,020 --> 01:26:32,580 Hey everyone, I'm back. 450 01:27:29,520 --> 01:27:30,520 Thank you. 31138

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