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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:23,340 Good evening. 2 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:27,420 Welcome to the Hitchcock Pavilion of the World's Fair. 3 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:33,220 The lack of activity at this stand is rather embarrassing. 4 00:00:33,930 --> 00:00:39,549 Especially when I tell you that I'm buying kisses, not selling them. It all 5 00:00:39,550 --> 00:00:41,850 seemed like such a good idea. 6 00:00:42,150 --> 00:00:46,669 Buying some kisses for a dollar and then turning around and selling them for 7 00:00:46,670 --> 00:00:47,689 two. 8 00:00:47,690 --> 00:00:53,429 Unfortunately, just after going into business, I discovered that several 9 00:00:53,430 --> 00:00:59,289 unscrupulous persons were giving them away. I shall probably lose my entire 10 00:00:59,290 --> 00:01:01,690 investment. This stand... 11 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:08,899 A crate of lemons and a pound of alum, after all, with lips like mine, 12 00:01:08,900 --> 00:01:09,950 could be a problem. 13 00:01:10,460 --> 00:01:15,819 This evening's story concerns some rather bizarre events which take place 14 00:01:15,820 --> 00:01:21,600 very ordinary home in very ordinary surroundings, the suburbs of a large 15 00:01:21,740 --> 00:01:28,139 It is called Misadventure and begins just as quickly as we can run through 16 00:01:28,140 --> 00:01:29,190 next commercial. 17 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:10,870 If that's for me, I'll be right there, darling. 18 00:02:12,020 --> 00:02:13,280 Hello. Hello. 19 00:02:13,640 --> 00:02:16,600 Is that 555 -6709? 20 00:02:17,180 --> 00:02:20,380 No, this is 555 -6790. 21 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:25,320 Oh. I must have, uh... I must have a wrong number. I'm sorry. 22 00:02:25,620 --> 00:02:28,210 Well, that's perfectly all right. No trouble at all. 23 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:30,880 Really? Really. Are you sure? 24 00:02:31,260 --> 00:02:32,310 I'm sure. 25 00:02:32,780 --> 00:02:33,830 Tell you what. 26 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:37,620 I'll be over in about half an hour. Yes, yes. You do that. 27 00:02:38,030 --> 00:02:39,290 Goodbye. Goodbye. 28 00:02:41,490 --> 00:02:42,540 Wrong number. 29 00:02:55,770 --> 00:02:58,330 Do you have to do that every time? 30 00:02:58,990 --> 00:03:00,130 What's that, darling? 31 00:03:00,910 --> 00:03:01,960 Nothing, dear. 32 00:03:02,170 --> 00:03:03,220 Just that. 33 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:05,410 When I see you polishing the... 34 00:03:05,660 --> 00:03:09,140 Silverware I just washed. I get the feeling I'm in a restaurant or 35 00:03:09,141 --> 00:03:11,519 You know, my father used these tools all of his life. 36 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:13,140 These same little grave diggers. 37 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:14,450 Yes, dear, I know. 38 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:19,079 Just think of the thousands of times that that fork went in and out of the 39 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:22,960 man's mouth. All those meals, breakfasts, lunches, dinners, snacks. 40 00:03:23,700 --> 00:03:24,750 Yes, dear. 41 00:03:25,700 --> 00:03:32,499 It's not like being in a restaurant at all. I mean, I know where these have 42 00:03:32,500 --> 00:03:33,800 been. Yes, dear. 43 00:03:35,241 --> 00:03:37,799 I'll be home for lunch today. 44 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:38,850 Oh. 45 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:41,140 You weren't going out, were you? No. 46 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:43,840 Yes, as a matter of fact, I was going to town. 47 00:03:44,260 --> 00:03:47,040 Oh. Well, I'll have to have lunch at the coffee shop then. 48 00:03:47,041 --> 00:03:50,279 I'm sorry, darling, but I really do have a lot of shopping to do. 49 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:51,330 It's all right. 50 00:03:52,420 --> 00:03:54,220 And we have any of that lobster left? 51 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,470 Oh, yes, we have some in the refrigerator. 52 00:03:58,180 --> 00:04:00,200 Did you want some? No, no, no, not now. 53 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:01,610 I was just thinking. 54 00:04:02,140 --> 00:04:04,730 Why should I pay out all that money to a restaurant? 55 00:04:04,731 --> 00:04:06,789 I'll just come home and have the lobster. 56 00:04:06,790 --> 00:04:09,200 It's awfully late, darling. You'd better hurry. 57 00:04:16,769 --> 00:04:18,910 Goodbye, dear. Have a nice day in town. 58 00:04:26,290 --> 00:04:27,340 Goodbye, dear. 59 00:04:30,850 --> 00:04:32,450 Oh, dear. 60 00:04:36,070 --> 00:04:37,510 Yes. Three dollars. 61 00:04:37,730 --> 00:04:40,630 Have a good lunch. Thank you, darling. Bye -bye. 62 00:04:42,370 --> 00:04:43,790 Thank you very much. 63 00:05:11,930 --> 00:05:12,980 Yes, ma 'am. 64 00:05:12,981 --> 00:05:14,909 I beg your pardon? May I read the meter? 65 00:05:14,910 --> 00:05:15,960 Oh, yes. 66 00:05:17,670 --> 00:05:18,720 Well? 67 00:05:20,270 --> 00:05:21,320 What did you say? 68 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:22,849 Oh, where is it? 69 00:05:22,850 --> 00:05:25,949 Oh, it's right through there. The light switch is on the wall. I can't remember 70 00:05:25,950 --> 00:05:28,729 every house, you know. No matter how many times you've been there, they just 71 00:05:28,730 --> 00:05:30,230 don't pay us to be that smart. 72 00:05:30,810 --> 00:05:31,860 I'm sorry. 73 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:14,460 has been playing with that meter. 74 00:06:14,461 --> 00:06:17,959 Nobody's been playing with the meter that I know of. 75 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:18,979 Anything wrong? 76 00:06:18,980 --> 00:06:20,030 Anything wrong? 77 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:23,640 We're not fooled by a sudden low reading on the meter. 78 00:06:24,180 --> 00:06:26,470 Now, look here. Just what are you suggesting? 79 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,160 I'm not suggesting anything. 80 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:35,399 Oh, really, I assure you that if the... If there's a 81 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:39,739 low reading on the meter, it isn't because somebody's been tampering with 82 00:06:39,740 --> 00:06:40,790 silly thing. 83 00:06:47,630 --> 00:06:49,680 There's a terrible smell of gas in there. 84 00:06:53,070 --> 00:06:54,210 I don't smell anything. 85 00:06:55,610 --> 00:06:56,910 Oh, you can even hear it. 86 00:06:57,310 --> 00:06:58,870 No, there's nothing down there. 87 00:06:59,070 --> 00:07:00,270 You left something open. 88 00:07:00,530 --> 00:07:01,670 I don't smell anything. 89 00:07:03,070 --> 00:07:05,410 Oh, you left one of the burners on. 90 00:07:05,411 --> 00:07:09,389 Yeah, we're always being called. They were off. I just checked them. It's 91 00:07:09,390 --> 00:07:10,590 from in there, I tell you. 92 00:07:11,070 --> 00:07:12,120 From in where? 93 00:07:12,430 --> 00:07:15,020 From in the basement. You can even hear it. It's awful. 94 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:19,000 Lady, look, I can't spend a whole morning holding your hand. 95 00:07:19,001 --> 00:07:22,139 Please, please, please don't go now. You can't just walk out and leave me with 96 00:07:22,140 --> 00:07:25,999 this. Listen, if anything was wrong, I'd know, wouldn't I? Look, will you just 97 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,540 listen? If you can't smell it, just listen. 98 00:07:29,351 --> 00:07:34,799 Don't light a match, you fool. You want to blow up the house? 99 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:37,379 If you want to shout who you're hitting, lady, I'll report you to the gas 100 00:07:37,380 --> 00:07:38,430 company. 101 00:08:05,040 --> 00:08:06,120 I turned the valve off. 102 00:08:06,300 --> 00:08:07,840 The pipe is broken. 103 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:12,180 Would you please fix it right away? 104 00:08:16,060 --> 00:08:17,440 What's the matter with you? 105 00:08:21,540 --> 00:08:24,010 What's the telephone number of the gas company? 106 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:29,810 I asked you a question. What's your number? 107 00:08:30,700 --> 00:08:33,880 Well, if I tell you, you call them and report me. 108 00:08:34,220 --> 00:08:36,080 Certainly I'll call up and report you. 109 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:37,260 You're incompetent. 110 00:08:37,799 --> 00:08:38,849 Also irresponsible. 111 00:08:40,559 --> 00:08:41,609 Don't tell him, lady. 112 00:08:41,919 --> 00:08:43,080 I'll lose my job. 113 00:08:43,539 --> 00:08:44,739 It's about time, I'd say. 114 00:08:44,740 --> 00:08:45,859 No, no, no. 115 00:08:45,860 --> 00:08:48,500 Listen, I'll fix the leak. I promise. 116 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:51,240 Just as soon as I'm over this attack of fever. 117 00:08:51,620 --> 00:08:53,260 Fever? It's only malaria. 118 00:08:54,020 --> 00:08:55,620 It isn't contagious. 119 00:08:56,480 --> 00:08:57,530 No, please. 120 00:08:58,140 --> 00:09:00,790 They'll fire me if they find out I've been sick again. 121 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:05,380 For their sake. Hello? 122 00:09:06,820 --> 00:09:07,870 Can I help you? 123 00:09:09,660 --> 00:09:11,560 I'm sorry, I have the wrong number. 124 00:09:13,260 --> 00:09:14,310 Thank you, lady. 125 00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:19,240 Thank you. Oh, get up off the floor and fix the thing, will you? 126 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:22,979 This is ridiculous. I have a busy morning ahead of me. You're being very 127 00:09:22,980 --> 00:09:24,030 civilized, Mike. 128 00:09:24,860 --> 00:09:26,200 I won't forget it. 129 00:09:29,300 --> 00:09:30,680 I'll be all right in a minute. 130 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:32,170 If you could just... 131 00:09:35,071 --> 00:09:41,319 Look, I'd better call a doctor. You can't stay here if you're sick. 132 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:42,359 Oh, no. 133 00:09:42,360 --> 00:09:44,500 No, don't call the doctor. 134 00:09:45,140 --> 00:09:48,280 They'll find out. You see, a doctor would have to report me. 135 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:53,380 Well, you can't work this way. No, I'll be all right in a minute. 136 00:09:54,780 --> 00:09:55,880 You want some coffee? 137 00:09:56,360 --> 00:09:57,410 Oh, yes. 138 00:09:57,460 --> 00:09:58,510 Yes. 139 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:02,660 Thank you for buying it. 140 00:10:03,540 --> 00:10:04,680 I'm so cold. 141 00:10:13,590 --> 00:10:15,940 There. Is that all right? Oh, that's marvelous. 142 00:10:17,090 --> 00:10:18,140 You're very kind. 143 00:10:19,190 --> 00:10:25,850 I'm sorry if I all seem rude when I come in, but I was half out of my mind. 144 00:10:26,790 --> 00:10:30,290 These old wounds, they kick up when these attacks come. 145 00:10:30,750 --> 00:10:33,880 You have old wounds? Yeah, I was fighting in the South Pacific. 146 00:10:33,990 --> 00:10:37,770 Captured, tortured, put in a PW camp for three years. 147 00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:40,480 Lucky, I guess. 148 00:10:41,490 --> 00:10:42,540 That's luck. 149 00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:47,210 Yes, I... I was a colonel. 150 00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:50,410 A colonel. Very impressive. 151 00:10:55,430 --> 00:11:00,170 I guess I better get at that pipe. 152 00:11:02,230 --> 00:11:05,550 I must say, you don't sound like a gas man. 153 00:11:16,780 --> 00:11:17,830 Are you all right? 154 00:11:18,680 --> 00:11:19,730 It's no good, is it? 155 00:11:20,560 --> 00:11:23,560 No, it never really goes away. Like it warmed up. 156 00:11:24,540 --> 00:11:30,879 I'd better go and come back later. That's a good idea. You'll feel better 157 00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:34,460 you get home. No, oh, no, no. I can't go home like this. 158 00:11:35,020 --> 00:11:39,340 It scares my wife, and she's always looking for a chance to leave me anyway. 159 00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:41,610 No, I... 160 00:11:42,070 --> 00:11:46,649 I'll go find a park bench someplace, and I'll wait there. It's cold out. You 161 00:11:46,650 --> 00:11:49,990 can't just... This is ridiculous. I've got things to do. 162 00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:53,630 Don't you worry about me. 163 00:11:55,170 --> 00:11:57,280 We've got to get a doctor and an ambulance. 164 00:11:58,590 --> 00:11:59,910 You really want to help me? 165 00:11:59,950 --> 00:12:01,750 Yes, but as you can see, I'm very busy. 166 00:12:01,751 --> 00:12:05,029 There's something you can do to help me. It won't take any time, just a few 167 00:12:05,030 --> 00:12:06,670 minutes, and I'll be all right. 168 00:12:06,671 --> 00:12:08,309 Well, what? 169 00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:09,490 A hot bath or shower. 170 00:12:09,890 --> 00:12:11,110 It always works. 171 00:12:11,770 --> 00:12:15,830 Really? Come off it. I can't. I promise. Just ten minutes, and I'll be okay. 172 00:12:18,281 --> 00:12:20,249 All right. 173 00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:23,050 If you've got to hurry, I've got some friends coming. 174 00:12:23,051 --> 00:12:28,169 I'll never forget your kindness. Don't mind that. Just hurry, because I've got 175 00:12:28,170 --> 00:12:29,220 some friends coming. 176 00:12:29,370 --> 00:12:33,389 Yes. To play bridge. I understand. It wouldn't look right for a mere gas man 177 00:12:33,390 --> 00:12:37,669 be found taking a shower. Oh, it isn't bad. It doesn't matter who. Oh, look, 178 00:12:37,670 --> 00:12:38,509 you manage? 179 00:12:38,510 --> 00:12:39,560 Yes, I am. 180 00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:46,510 Hello? Hello, Eva? Yes, Marge. 181 00:12:56,970 --> 00:12:59,740 Marge, dear, I can't talk right now. Can I call you back? 182 00:12:59,930 --> 00:13:02,040 All right, dear. I've got a cake in the oven. 183 00:13:02,270 --> 00:13:05,040 That's as good an excuse as... Yes, dear. Yes, dear. Goodbye. 184 00:13:08,530 --> 00:13:10,410 Uh, mister, um... 185 00:13:11,340 --> 00:13:12,390 Are you all right? 186 00:13:24,380 --> 00:13:25,860 Are you all right? 187 00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:27,680 How did I get into this? 188 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:28,930 I don't know. 189 00:13:29,740 --> 00:13:30,820 Mister, I'm coming in. 190 00:13:31,220 --> 00:13:32,270 I'm coming in. 191 00:14:13,610 --> 00:14:14,660 Oh, no. 192 00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:20,070 I think I'm going to be all right. 193 00:14:20,670 --> 00:14:23,930 Oh, I thought you were dead. 194 00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:25,710 That would have been the end. 195 00:14:27,530 --> 00:14:28,710 You get out of there. 196 00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:32,300 I think it's gone. 197 00:14:33,090 --> 00:14:35,050 You get out of that bed this instant. 198 00:14:35,310 --> 00:14:40,610 Oh, lying down takes the strain off my wounds. You can't stay in there. 199 00:14:40,611 --> 00:14:44,719 Go. Perfectly right. Anybody finding me here would certainly get the wrong 200 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:48,239 impression. You stay there. Oh, no. I couldn't possibly stay in your bed so 201 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:49,440 of the time. You stay here. 202 00:14:49,620 --> 00:14:52,460 Oh, no. If you make one sound, I'll kill you. 203 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,400 Bruce, listen to me. Just listen to me. 204 00:15:15,660 --> 00:15:16,710 But don't. 205 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:20,920 Bruce, don't. Now stop it. Why? Give me a reason. Because I made a mistake. 206 00:15:21,180 --> 00:15:22,320 What kind of a mistake? 207 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:23,860 My husband's on his way home. 208 00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:27,130 What? He called and said he was sick and he's coming home. 209 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:31,600 You will call tomorrow. 210 00:15:32,060 --> 00:15:34,470 Sure, sure. If I got the time, I'll call tomorrow. 211 00:15:42,751 --> 00:15:49,779 You take that robe off and get out of this house. My husband would kill you if 212 00:15:49,780 --> 00:15:51,920 he saw you in that. Oh, stop that. 213 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:58,900 Get out of there or I will call the police. Oh, darling, it's been four 214 00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:01,330 You're a fake. 215 00:16:01,331 --> 00:16:03,459 There's nothing wrong with you at all. 216 00:16:03,460 --> 00:16:04,510 My ears are fine. 217 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:05,690 This is impossible. 218 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:09,300 Oh, how he ran when he heard your husband was coming home. 219 00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:11,730 Courage of a rabbit. Not the best you could do. 220 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,890 That is none of your business. Now get out. 221 00:16:13,891 --> 00:16:15,979 Do you admit he's your boyfriend? 222 00:16:15,980 --> 00:16:19,079 I don't have to admit anything to you. Where are you going? I am going to call 223 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:23,059 the gas company, and then I'm going to call the police. Call your husband at 224 00:16:23,060 --> 00:16:25,770 same time. I'd like to tell him all about this business. 225 00:16:29,580 --> 00:16:31,200 I'll tell him you attacked me. 226 00:16:39,420 --> 00:16:42,620 Ann, just suppose I didn't. 227 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:46,740 If I say you attacked me, you'll believe me? 228 00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:49,750 All right. 229 00:16:49,751 --> 00:16:53,399 You call your husband, you tell him a strange man is in your bed and he won't 230 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:56,399 get out. You think I won't? You tell him that you gave the strange man 231 00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:59,999 permission to take a shower and now he's in your bed. Oh, that should make a 232 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,470 very good explanation. Get out of here right now! 233 00:17:02,471 --> 00:17:05,679 If you think I'm not going to do anything because I'm afraid of my 234 00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:06,699 better think again. 235 00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:10,659 He's not going to take some fool gas man's word against mine. Now you get out 236 00:17:10,660 --> 00:17:12,400 I will scream this house down! 237 00:17:13,109 --> 00:17:15,819 Do you think my being here is some kind of an accident? 238 00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:19,930 I've been watching you for weeks. 239 00:17:20,501 --> 00:17:22,549 What do you mean? 240 00:17:22,550 --> 00:17:25,800 I saw your boyfriend coming in one day when I was making my rounds. 241 00:17:26,010 --> 00:17:27,569 He's a landscape artist. 242 00:17:27,869 --> 00:17:31,510 Oh, I have three pictures of him. On Monday, Wednesday, and Thursday. 243 00:17:32,430 --> 00:17:36,509 See, I've been sitting in my car across the street most of last week watching 244 00:17:36,510 --> 00:17:37,560 you. 245 00:17:38,670 --> 00:17:39,850 I don't believe you. 246 00:17:47,590 --> 00:17:48,640 for a telephoto lens. 247 00:17:55,850 --> 00:18:00,829 I overexposed them on soft paper and then underdeveloped them. It makes for a 248 00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,690 less contrasting print that way. 249 00:18:05,570 --> 00:18:08,520 You're a blackmailer. No, I've never given it much thought. 250 00:18:09,330 --> 00:18:13,409 Well, this time you picked the wrong person because I haven't got any money, 251 00:18:13,410 --> 00:18:14,460 the joke's on you. 252 00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:18,220 Come on now, huh? 253 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:21,840 Nice house like this must be worth quite a bit. 254 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:25,050 This will give me one cent more than it takes to run it. 255 00:18:25,051 --> 00:18:28,379 Yeah, well, I've only seen him once in my life, but he did strike me as being a 256 00:18:28,380 --> 00:18:29,740 bit prudent. 257 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:31,490 Prudent? 258 00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:34,050 He is a tight -fisted, miserly... Filthy rich? 259 00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:36,410 Loaded. 260 00:18:36,420 --> 00:18:40,819 But not with cash. It's mostly in trust funds, stocks, and bonds. You know what 261 00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:41,870 I'm saying. 262 00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:43,270 All right, relax. 263 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:46,120 I'm not a professional blackmailer. 264 00:18:46,121 --> 00:18:49,239 Oh, come off it. Those pictures, you went to a lot of trouble. No, no, it was 265 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:50,290 fun. 266 00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:53,520 Well, I must say, you certainly set this up like a pro. 267 00:18:53,860 --> 00:18:55,180 No, just an amateur. 268 00:18:56,420 --> 00:18:59,020 What do you mean, just an amateur? 269 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,800 Well, blackmailers do it for money, don't they? 270 00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:05,400 I'm not after your money, dear. 271 00:19:16,300 --> 00:19:17,350 What's the matter? 272 00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:20,950 You crying? 273 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,050 You are crying. 274 00:19:27,140 --> 00:19:29,800 What have you got to cry about? 275 00:19:30,260 --> 00:19:32,370 If anybody's going to cry, it should be me. 276 00:19:33,620 --> 00:19:38,760 Although I must say, you are a most unusual gas man. 277 00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:40,900 I'm not a gas man. 278 00:19:40,901 --> 00:19:43,959 Well, then what are you? I don't even know your name. 279 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:47,700 If you think that a gas man can take all his time off without getting fired, 280 00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:49,700 you're very naive. 281 00:19:51,020 --> 00:19:52,980 Well, would you kindly explain it? 282 00:19:54,900 --> 00:20:00,999 I've been watching you every day, all day, and even into the night, hoping to 283 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,080 catch a glimpse of you. 284 00:20:03,580 --> 00:20:04,960 What are you talking about? 285 00:20:06,660 --> 00:20:07,980 I bought a gun last week. 286 00:20:10,860 --> 00:20:12,580 Oh, now, look here. Don't worry. 287 00:20:13,350 --> 00:20:16,710 If I use it, I'll be on myself. 288 00:20:19,110 --> 00:20:20,250 Are you all right? 289 00:20:20,450 --> 00:20:26,789 When I was watching that boyfriend of yours, I was overcome by an emotion I 290 00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:28,170 never felt before in my life. 291 00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:29,360 And what was that? 292 00:20:29,710 --> 00:20:33,470 Jealousy. Raging jealousy. I wanted to kill that rat with my bare hands. 293 00:20:33,850 --> 00:20:36,320 Now, listen. This is a respectable neighborhood. 294 00:20:36,630 --> 00:20:37,680 And your husband. 295 00:20:37,830 --> 00:20:42,970 Oh, the number of times I... Plotted his murder in the last week or two. 296 00:20:43,230 --> 00:20:46,900 Now, wait, wait, just a minute. That's why I bought this gas man's uniform. 297 00:20:47,190 --> 00:20:48,550 It was all part of the plan. 298 00:20:50,790 --> 00:20:52,230 Know how it was going to work? 299 00:20:52,990 --> 00:20:54,750 Well, hardly. 300 00:20:56,350 --> 00:21:01,949 I was coming by, like I did this morning. But I'd come by when you were 301 00:21:01,950 --> 00:21:03,310 shopping, and he was alone. 302 00:21:03,311 --> 00:21:06,309 And then I was going to go down to the basement. 303 00:21:06,310 --> 00:21:08,360 It was the basement that gave me the idea. 304 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:11,690 It has only one vent, and you can stuff it with a newspaper. 305 00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:15,740 And then I was going to disconnect the gas pipe. 306 00:21:17,260 --> 00:21:20,280 Like you did a while ago, you mean. 307 00:21:20,281 --> 00:21:21,339 No, no, no. 308 00:21:21,340 --> 00:21:22,600 That was just to annoy you. 309 00:21:23,340 --> 00:21:27,659 Then I was going to disconnect the pipe below the valve and take out the screw 310 00:21:27,660 --> 00:21:30,700 inside the basement door and leave. 311 00:21:32,220 --> 00:21:35,770 Place it, fill it with gas, George, it's money, go down to investigate. 312 00:21:35,771 --> 00:21:39,789 And when he found he couldn't fix it by turning the valve, he'd rush back up to 313 00:21:39,790 --> 00:21:42,200 the basement door, turn the knob, give it a pull. 314 00:21:43,230 --> 00:21:44,670 It would come off in his hand. 315 00:21:45,990 --> 00:21:47,040 On the inside. 316 00:21:48,610 --> 00:21:50,550 Clever. Oh, crazy. 317 00:21:51,570 --> 00:21:52,620 It would work. 318 00:21:52,790 --> 00:21:53,840 Oh, yes. 319 00:21:54,110 --> 00:21:59,450 But why couldn't he just fit the knob back on and let himself out? 320 00:22:00,310 --> 00:22:04,109 Well, he probably could if he wasn't in a hurry and breathing in gas all the 321 00:22:04,110 --> 00:22:07,900 time. There's very little margin for error. The bar is very loose. 322 00:22:08,220 --> 00:22:10,980 Miss that bar by one sixty -fourth of an inch. 323 00:22:11,340 --> 00:22:13,840 It falls out on the other side. 324 00:22:15,140 --> 00:22:16,190 That's it. 325 00:22:16,780 --> 00:22:18,740 Verdict. Accidental death. 326 00:22:19,820 --> 00:22:20,920 By misadventure. 327 00:22:23,900 --> 00:22:25,820 It's very ingenious. 328 00:22:26,820 --> 00:22:29,650 I locked myself in a friend's bathroom once the same way. 329 00:22:30,980 --> 00:22:32,030 You know... 330 00:22:34,139 --> 00:22:38,240 You have to be a little way out to figure this. 331 00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:46,400 I'm madly in love with you. 332 00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:53,279 Well, come on, you better get dressed. My husband will be home pretty soon for 333 00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:54,330 lunch. 334 00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:56,640 You don't understand. 335 00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:58,690 I'm serious. 336 00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:01,940 Or would you rather fix it for him? Now, come on. 337 00:23:02,700 --> 00:23:06,490 Maybe you'll be more impressed when I tell you that I'm a private detective. 338 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:13,620 And that I'm here to get evidence for the divorce your husband is planning. 339 00:23:16,180 --> 00:23:17,230 What? 340 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,100 I thought that might impress you. 341 00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:24,480 And it looks like I've got the evidence. 342 00:23:24,900 --> 00:23:25,950 Doesn't it? 343 00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:28,470 No, you're like all wives with fat husbands. 344 00:23:28,660 --> 00:23:30,520 You underestimate their brains. 345 00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:33,120 He's been on to you for some months. 346 00:23:34,300 --> 00:23:36,260 Oh, you dirty snicking. 347 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:43,200 So, you've just invested the year of your life for nothing. 348 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:48,199 With the evidence I've got, your husband is going to sue that fishpond artist 349 00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:49,640 for alienation of affection. 350 00:23:50,460 --> 00:23:53,420 You're not only broke, but out in the cold. 351 00:23:54,900 --> 00:23:57,760 I knew you were a phony all along. I just knew it. 352 00:23:59,100 --> 00:24:00,760 Too late now, though, isn't it? 353 00:24:04,970 --> 00:24:06,290 You don't have to tell him. 354 00:24:06,950 --> 00:24:08,000 Oh, yeah. 355 00:24:08,470 --> 00:24:09,930 Yeah, you love me now. 356 00:24:10,210 --> 00:24:12,260 Now that you think I got something on you. 357 00:24:12,261 --> 00:24:16,129 That's what I was afraid of. You report to him and you'll never see me again, I 358 00:24:16,130 --> 00:24:19,649 promise you. But, dear, it doesn't matter whether I report or not. He 359 00:24:19,650 --> 00:24:23,969 suspected what was going on before he called me in. My reports only confirm 360 00:24:23,970 --> 00:24:27,189 a man was coming around to see you. You mean you already told him? I didn't know 361 00:24:27,190 --> 00:24:28,870 I was going to fall in love with you. 362 00:24:28,871 --> 00:24:32,389 I haven't shown him the pictures yet, but he's already got enough evidence to 363 00:24:32,390 --> 00:24:33,549 start divorce proceedings. 364 00:24:33,550 --> 00:24:37,489 How dare... He suspects me of being unfaithful. You've got a mean and 365 00:24:37,490 --> 00:24:42,550 nature, my dear. And his endless boring talk about his endless boring family. 366 00:24:42,870 --> 00:24:48,449 And how many times got Forkland into his precious father's... Oh, dear, dear, 367 00:24:48,450 --> 00:24:49,500 dear, dear. 368 00:24:50,170 --> 00:24:51,230 It's all right. 369 00:24:51,450 --> 00:24:52,500 Don't worry. 370 00:24:52,970 --> 00:24:57,270 He's not going to bother you anymore, my dear. 371 00:24:57,750 --> 00:25:02,629 Now, it's true I'm not rich. Well, I'm deaf up to my ears. But look, I got a 372 00:25:02,630 --> 00:25:03,639 little apartment. 373 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:07,119 Just a couple of rooms, you know, over at Butcher's Shop, but we can fix it up, 374 00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:09,000 and it'll be real nice. 375 00:25:10,260 --> 00:25:11,310 Don't you worry. 376 00:25:11,540 --> 00:25:12,620 We're going to manage. 377 00:25:12,740 --> 00:25:16,200 I got a lot of credit cards, and I'm very handy with a hammer and saw. 378 00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:21,839 All the time he's been sitting there, slapping himself and smiling at me, and 379 00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:22,960 knew all along. 380 00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:24,320 This is a faithful man. 381 00:25:25,300 --> 00:25:26,350 Get your car. 382 00:25:26,351 --> 00:25:29,619 I'm going to fill up with everything in this house worth paying, starting with 383 00:25:29,620 --> 00:25:31,179 this precious family's silver. 384 00:25:31,180 --> 00:25:32,159 It wouldn't work. 385 00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:33,720 He'd have you arrested in hours. 386 00:25:33,980 --> 00:25:35,720 He's not going to get away with this. 387 00:25:35,721 --> 00:25:38,179 There's nothing he can do now, dear. 388 00:25:38,180 --> 00:25:42,439 Except pray that he gets run over on a bus on his way home or that his asthma 389 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:43,540 chokes him. No. 390 00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:48,230 Being a widow is the only way you'd get anything out of him now. 391 00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:00,010 What are you doing? 392 00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:04,490 Was your idea? 393 00:26:05,500 --> 00:26:06,550 Not murder. 394 00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:12,180 But you said it was a simple case of misadventure. 395 00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:14,450 Oh, no. 396 00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:17,700 I can't. Look, darling. 397 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,050 Henry. 398 00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:24,100 Henry, I can't live over a butcher shop. 399 00:26:24,340 --> 00:26:30,000 Oh, I can fix it up. I'm very handy. I don't care how handy you are. 400 00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:31,940 I like nice things. 401 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:37,200 Space and a new car and a good vacation every year. 402 00:26:37,900 --> 00:26:40,580 I want those things for you, for us together. 403 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:43,110 I don't want you to have to work all your life. 404 00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:44,840 You work too hard. 405 00:26:48,460 --> 00:26:50,480 I just know you felt something for me. 406 00:26:51,540 --> 00:26:56,700 Well, a girl can't show everything she feels for a man. 407 00:26:57,500 --> 00:26:59,120 You might think she's cheap. 408 00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:08,100 Suppose if those two people love each other enough. 409 00:27:09,820 --> 00:27:13,960 Now, why don't you, why don't you just fix that door, darling? 410 00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:19,020 And I'll go and change my clothes, and I'll hide in the garden shed. 411 00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:22,030 You said you didn't want me here anyway when you did it. 412 00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:23,780 He's going to be home pretty soon. 413 00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:26,380 Look, uh... What's the matter? 414 00:27:32,650 --> 00:27:34,090 I've got the nerve, actually. 415 00:27:34,450 --> 00:27:38,150 I'll turn on the gas if that's what's bothering you. As you said, 416 00:27:39,050 --> 00:27:41,130 it's just a case of misadventure. 417 00:27:42,910 --> 00:27:44,960 I hope we're doing the right thing, dear. 418 00:27:46,930 --> 00:27:48,050 Of course we are. 419 00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:06,370 Spoon China. 420 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:12,499 Darling? Darling, what's happened? Oh, not all the good cups. She must be out 421 00:28:12,500 --> 00:28:14,550 her mind. Look at the bright side, George. 422 00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:17,350 Think of all the spare saucers you've got. 423 00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:19,490 Colin. 424 00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:23,800 Aren't you glad to see me, George? 425 00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:25,730 Of course. 426 00:28:25,780 --> 00:28:27,520 Of course I'm glad to see you. 427 00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:29,800 You look so much older, Colin. 428 00:28:30,180 --> 00:28:33,430 Well, things haven't been very easy for me these last five years. 429 00:28:34,100 --> 00:28:35,150 Perhaps it shows. 430 00:28:35,151 --> 00:28:38,339 My, my, has it really been five years since you've been in this house? Yes, 431 00:28:38,340 --> 00:28:42,820 perhaps just as well, considering how things were the last time we met. 432 00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:47,559 Oh, well, surely two brothers can have a little quarrel now and again without 433 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:48,640 becoming bad friends. 434 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,360 Blood is thicker than water, after all. 435 00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:54,620 As your mother used to say. 436 00:28:55,380 --> 00:28:58,380 Yes, I was sorry you couldn't make it to Mother's funeral. 437 00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:00,220 I never like funerals, George. 438 00:29:03,740 --> 00:29:05,360 Well, how long am I going to stay? 439 00:29:06,700 --> 00:29:07,750 Don't worry, George. 440 00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:10,790 I have a reservation on this evening's plane. 441 00:29:12,700 --> 00:29:14,680 Oh, so soon. 442 00:29:15,300 --> 00:29:17,840 What a shame. Just a quick business trip. 443 00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:20,580 You must have met my wife. 444 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:22,920 Or did you let yourself in? 445 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:25,560 You seem to be in a terrible mess. 446 00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:27,980 Eva! She's not here, George. 447 00:29:29,260 --> 00:29:31,310 Oh, that's right. She was going shopping. 448 00:29:34,510 --> 00:29:36,800 She seems to have had some kind of an accident. 449 00:29:37,330 --> 00:29:38,380 Dear me. 450 00:29:38,850 --> 00:29:41,650 She's a charming girl. You did meet, though, huh? 451 00:29:41,870 --> 00:29:42,920 Yes. 452 00:29:43,510 --> 00:29:44,560 We met. 453 00:29:47,330 --> 00:29:49,450 Not a bad catch for a fellow like me, eh? 454 00:29:50,970 --> 00:29:53,190 Did you have time to talk to her? 455 00:29:53,191 --> 00:29:57,609 Yes, yes. We got on quite intimate terms, as a matter of fact, considering 456 00:29:57,610 --> 00:29:59,330 short time we spent together. 457 00:29:59,670 --> 00:30:03,470 Oh, I'm glad. She has a charming way, even with strangers. 458 00:30:04,060 --> 00:30:10,020 By the way, here's a picture that might interest you. Oh. 459 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:14,940 Is this... Yes. 460 00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:19,500 It's my wife, Margaret, two boys, little Sandra. 461 00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:25,220 She looks... Yes, she looks terrible, doesn't she? 462 00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:31,159 I must confess I wouldn't recognize her. Well, as I said, things have been 463 00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:32,720 rather difficult for us lately. 464 00:30:35,690 --> 00:30:37,550 My nephew Michael seems to have grown. 465 00:30:37,551 --> 00:30:40,749 Curious, Colin, but I thought you had four children. 466 00:30:40,750 --> 00:30:41,800 That isn't Michael. 467 00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:43,140 It's David. 468 00:30:43,150 --> 00:30:44,200 Oh. 469 00:30:45,030 --> 00:30:46,330 Michael died last week. 470 00:30:48,910 --> 00:30:50,230 It was appendicitis. 471 00:30:51,470 --> 00:30:56,230 The old car broke down and... didn't make it in time. 472 00:30:56,910 --> 00:30:58,150 I am sorry. 473 00:30:58,151 --> 00:30:59,269 Are you? 474 00:30:59,270 --> 00:31:02,910 Remember I wrote you two years ago asking for some money to replace that 475 00:31:03,030 --> 00:31:05,810 but... You said you needed a new car for yourself. 476 00:31:07,170 --> 00:31:12,010 Colin, I hope you're not suggesting that it was my fault that your boy died. 477 00:31:12,310 --> 00:31:13,360 No. 478 00:31:13,410 --> 00:31:16,810 It was just a case of death by misadventure. 479 00:31:18,690 --> 00:31:21,330 I am sorry, Colin. 480 00:31:21,530 --> 00:31:25,350 A combination of unfortunate circumstances. 481 00:31:27,370 --> 00:31:28,570 Did you smell gas? 482 00:31:29,090 --> 00:31:33,050 Oh, that's my fault. I was trying to fix some coffee. I couldn't get it lighted. 483 00:31:40,620 --> 00:31:41,670 Terrible thing. 484 00:31:41,700 --> 00:31:44,140 I told her never to touch the good china. 485 00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:47,370 I used it myself, of course. It was father's. You remember? 486 00:31:47,371 --> 00:31:49,379 Oh, yeah, I remember it very well. 487 00:31:49,380 --> 00:31:50,540 That's why I broke it. 488 00:31:51,260 --> 00:31:52,740 You? Why? 489 00:31:52,741 --> 00:31:56,579 Well, actually, I thought it might please the old man's ghost. 490 00:31:56,580 --> 00:31:59,650 I'm sure he's tired watching you swill your coffee out of him. 491 00:31:59,740 --> 00:32:00,940 That's utter nonsense. 492 00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:04,500 You just did it to keep me from enjoying them, that's all. 493 00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:06,040 Why would I want to do that? 494 00:32:06,430 --> 00:32:10,370 Because you never got over your jealousy of my mother. That's why. 495 00:32:10,770 --> 00:32:15,369 Your mother was a pleasant hobby my father took up in middle age to occupy 496 00:32:15,370 --> 00:32:17,470 amuse himself with after my mother died. 497 00:32:18,770 --> 00:32:22,230 I certainly was never jealous. 498 00:32:22,830 --> 00:32:26,250 Don't you dare talk about my mother like that. 499 00:32:27,150 --> 00:32:30,070 You'd better go. I can see nothing has changed between us. 500 00:32:31,330 --> 00:32:33,770 All right. 501 00:32:33,970 --> 00:32:35,020 I'll go. 502 00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:38,020 First, I'd like to ask you a question. 503 00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:42,340 After all, I did come all this way to kill you. 504 00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:47,720 No, don't panic, George. 505 00:32:48,260 --> 00:32:52,360 I've had a change of mind. This was just in case. 506 00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:58,760 What do you want? My share. 507 00:32:58,761 --> 00:33:00,339 What else would I want from you? 508 00:33:00,340 --> 00:33:01,700 Well, you have no rights. 509 00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:03,120 No, I got no legal rights. 510 00:33:03,121 --> 00:33:07,359 Your lawyers have made that very clear. The old man's money went to your mother 511 00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:08,410 and then to you. 512 00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:10,000 And all is legal. 513 00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:13,120 But it's really half mine, isn't it? Huh? 514 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:16,580 For the last time, George, can I have my share or not? 515 00:33:17,460 --> 00:33:19,860 Cullen, you don't seem to understand. 516 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,820 Yes or no, George. 517 00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:36,330 between us. Why should you share with me? 518 00:33:36,620 --> 00:33:39,150 Exactly. Why should I? Would you do the same for me? 519 00:33:40,940 --> 00:33:41,990 Yes. 520 00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:43,970 I think I would. 521 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:47,840 But then my mother was soft -hearted. 522 00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:51,160 It was her money originally, you know. 523 00:33:52,700 --> 00:33:53,750 Did you know that? 524 00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:59,220 Yeah. Oh, well. Doesn't matter now. 525 00:34:00,660 --> 00:34:01,710 I'll be off. 526 00:34:06,250 --> 00:34:09,500 I want to shake that wet fish hand of yours. It makes my soul shiver. 527 00:34:09,501 --> 00:34:12,488 Oh, whatever you like. Doesn't make a bit of difference. 528 00:34:12,489 --> 00:34:15,199 Just so long as you don't ever come in this house again. 529 00:34:15,250 --> 00:34:17,420 Oh, by the way, your wife's in the basement. 530 00:34:19,010 --> 00:34:23,069 What? What did you say? Like I told you, when I came here, I had the bright idea 531 00:34:23,070 --> 00:34:25,389 of killing you. Oh, I knew you'd turn me down. 532 00:34:25,390 --> 00:34:29,569 I figured the only way I could get my share would be to inherit it, being your 533 00:34:29,570 --> 00:34:30,509 only relative. 534 00:34:30,510 --> 00:34:34,570 But as long as you had a wife, well, I couldn't inherit it. Could I? 535 00:34:35,310 --> 00:34:36,450 So I got rid of her first. 536 00:34:39,350 --> 00:34:41,830 I am sorry, George. 537 00:34:42,889 --> 00:34:45,429 You... Eva! 538 00:34:45,690 --> 00:34:47,489 In the basement, George. 539 00:35:31,690 --> 00:35:35,390 Who walks the stair without a care and shoots so high in the sky? 540 00:35:35,710 --> 00:35:40,229 Drops up and down just like a clown, everyone knows it's Slinky. The best 541 00:35:40,230 --> 00:35:43,310 present yet to give or get, the kids will all want to try. 542 00:35:43,710 --> 00:35:48,009 The hit of the day when you're ready to play, everyone knows it's Slinky. It's 543 00:35:48,010 --> 00:35:51,370 Slinky, it's Slinky, for fun it's the best of the toys. 544 00:35:51,590 --> 00:35:55,370 It's Slinky, it's Slinky, the favorite of girls and boys. 545 00:35:55,670 --> 00:35:56,720 And look at these. 546 00:35:57,150 --> 00:35:59,310 Here are some more wonderful slinky toys. 547 00:36:00,910 --> 00:36:03,050 Here is a slinky hippo. 548 00:36:04,550 --> 00:36:06,890 And here is a slinky elephant. 549 00:36:08,630 --> 00:36:11,570 And here is a slinky caterpillar. 550 00:36:12,370 --> 00:36:16,330 A slinky toy, a slinky toy will run and play all day. 551 00:36:16,610 --> 00:36:20,230 A slinky toy, a slinky toy, my favorite toy, you say. 552 00:36:20,810 --> 00:36:24,310 Here is a slinky toy for every girl and boy. 553 00:36:34,700 --> 00:36:35,750 Nothing went wrong. 554 00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:39,020 What happened? 555 00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:40,690 It's all right now. 556 00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:42,940 Could you tell me what happened? 557 00:36:43,660 --> 00:36:48,080 Well, he wouldn't go down to shut off the gas, so I had to put him down. 558 00:36:48,081 --> 00:36:52,219 You didn't hit him or anything. How else could I get him down there? Oh, you 559 00:36:52,220 --> 00:36:54,919 fool. He wasn't about to go down there with all that gas. 560 00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:56,519 There was nothing else I could do. 561 00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:58,380 This is going to look very accidental. 562 00:36:58,381 --> 00:37:01,599 Yeah, well, I mean, they'll think he fell down the stairs and banged his head 563 00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:02,720 something. Look. 564 00:37:02,721 --> 00:37:03,889 Don't worry. 565 00:37:03,890 --> 00:37:07,529 Don't worry. You practically put us in the gas chamber with your stupidity and 566 00:37:07,530 --> 00:37:08,580 you say, don't worry. 567 00:37:08,870 --> 00:37:10,850 Look, all right, now you're hysterical. 568 00:37:11,090 --> 00:37:12,910 I'll never be able to figure it out. 569 00:37:13,370 --> 00:37:15,770 The police have all these scientific things. 570 00:37:16,070 --> 00:37:17,120 I'm a detective. 571 00:37:17,250 --> 00:37:19,010 I know what they've got. 572 00:37:20,510 --> 00:37:21,830 You shouldn't have hit him. 573 00:37:22,430 --> 00:37:26,950 Now, look, dear, now, everything is going to be all right. 574 00:37:27,510 --> 00:37:29,870 Try to forget about it. Everything is fine. 575 00:37:31,790 --> 00:37:32,890 I wiped up the blood. 576 00:37:33,150 --> 00:37:34,200 Blood? 577 00:37:34,910 --> 00:37:37,310 Where was it? In the kitchen, here and there. 578 00:37:37,610 --> 00:37:41,370 Oh, you won't find a trace of it. But they will. They can trace anything. 579 00:37:41,750 --> 00:37:43,590 Oh, that's only on television. 580 00:37:43,810 --> 00:37:45,490 Real policemen aren't that lucky. 581 00:37:46,050 --> 00:37:48,430 Why did I ever trust you? You're such a fool. 582 00:37:48,730 --> 00:37:50,230 You're as big a fool as George. 583 00:37:51,390 --> 00:37:53,770 There, there, there, dear. 584 00:37:54,070 --> 00:37:55,120 Don't touch me. 585 00:37:55,121 --> 00:37:58,629 And don't call me dear. I'm not your dear, and I wouldn't be your dear if you 586 00:37:58,630 --> 00:38:02,060 were the last man in the world. It's from marrying you and living over 587 00:38:02,970 --> 00:38:04,020 What's your shop? 588 00:38:04,870 --> 00:38:06,930 Pour yourself together. 589 00:38:07,750 --> 00:38:09,950 Just a bit more and we'll be finished. 590 00:38:12,530 --> 00:38:13,930 Get me a drink, will you? 591 00:38:15,550 --> 00:38:16,750 In the den over there. 592 00:38:35,259 --> 00:38:36,639 Operator, get me the police. 593 00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:39,479 Police Department, Officer Smith. 594 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:40,699 Hello, listen... 595 00:38:40,700 --> 00:38:47,640 Darling, 596 00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:49,040 don't call the police yet. 597 00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:51,160 We're not ready yet. Take it easy. 598 00:38:52,860 --> 00:38:56,820 Well, you... You weren't going to... You murdered him. It was even your idea. 599 00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:58,380 I'm not going to take the blame. 600 00:38:58,720 --> 00:39:00,700 You were going to tell the police that. 601 00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:02,600 You came here and forced me into it. 602 00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:04,330 Now, darling... 603 00:39:05,550 --> 00:39:06,600 Think it over. 604 00:39:07,910 --> 00:39:10,470 It was you that took the screw out of the knob. 605 00:39:10,690 --> 00:39:14,750 It was you that broke the gas pipe. They won't find my fingerprints on anything. 606 00:39:14,830 --> 00:39:16,210 They'll know you were lying. 607 00:39:18,570 --> 00:39:19,620 Fingerprints. 608 00:39:20,290 --> 00:39:22,940 Well, your fingerprints don't matter. You live here. 609 00:39:23,170 --> 00:39:24,630 Oh, trust me, darling. 610 00:39:24,990 --> 00:39:27,880 Can't you trust me? How can I trust you? You're such a fool. 611 00:39:27,881 --> 00:39:31,969 You're upset. Now, look, I'll tidy up around here, and you make your calls 612 00:39:31,970 --> 00:39:33,849 according to plan. I don't think we should. 613 00:39:33,850 --> 00:39:36,800 We've got to establish an alibi for you. You'd better hurry. 614 00:39:49,430 --> 00:39:51,350 Martin and Cranbourne, may I help you? 615 00:39:51,850 --> 00:39:54,860 Hello, this is Mrs. Martin. May I speak to my husband, please? 616 00:39:57,130 --> 00:39:59,990 Oh, I see. Well, I'm in town shopping. 617 00:40:00,430 --> 00:40:03,800 I'll try the house. Thank you very much. You're welcome, Miss Cotton. 618 00:40:04,050 --> 00:40:05,430 What if they trace the call? 619 00:40:05,770 --> 00:40:06,820 They can't. 620 00:40:13,330 --> 00:40:15,740 Operator. Operator, give me the police, please. 621 00:40:16,550 --> 00:40:18,590 Police department, Officer Smith. Hello. 622 00:40:18,591 --> 00:40:22,129 I'm worried about my husband, and I wondered if you could help. 623 00:40:22,130 --> 00:40:26,070 See, he said he was going home for lunch, and he doesn't answer the phone. 624 00:40:26,570 --> 00:40:29,640 He has very bad asthma, and I wondered... Can I have your name and 625 00:40:29,710 --> 00:40:30,760 please? 626 00:40:31,770 --> 00:40:34,450 Mrs. Eva Martin, 27 Crescent Drive. 627 00:40:35,070 --> 00:40:40,109 I'm in town shopping, and I suppose it's silly to worry, but I called his 628 00:40:40,110 --> 00:40:42,950 office, and they said he definitely went home for lunch. 629 00:40:43,250 --> 00:40:44,300 I see, Mrs. Martin. 630 00:40:44,470 --> 00:40:46,700 And what is the number you're calling from? 631 00:40:51,030 --> 00:40:52,080 I'm in a booth. 632 00:40:52,081 --> 00:40:54,469 I'll only be here for a little while. 633 00:40:54,470 --> 00:40:56,050 I'll call you back in 20 minutes. 634 00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:58,560 I'll send a man over to check it out. 635 00:40:58,720 --> 00:41:01,910 Oh, yes, that would relieve my mind. Thank you very much. Goodbye. 636 00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:04,220 Now, come on. Let's get out of here. 637 00:41:05,351 --> 00:41:11,619 That'll be the police checking to see that you dialed your husband at the 638 00:41:11,620 --> 00:41:12,670 number. 639 00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:14,210 Oh, hurry, please. 640 00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:17,570 Do come on. 641 00:41:19,300 --> 00:41:20,350 What's the matter? 642 00:41:22,540 --> 00:41:23,820 What is the matter? 643 00:41:23,991 --> 00:41:25,799 Find those pictures. 644 00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:26,839 What pictures? 645 00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:28,890 The ones I took of you and your boyfriend. 646 00:41:29,611 --> 00:41:31,539 In the bedroom? 647 00:41:31,540 --> 00:41:33,650 No, no. I had them since I was in the kitchen. 648 00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:36,690 I had them right here in my pocket. Well, where could they be? 649 00:41:39,240 --> 00:41:42,640 I must have dropped them when I put George down in the basement. 650 00:41:43,020 --> 00:41:44,340 Well, hurry up and get them. 651 00:41:45,660 --> 00:41:50,359 Yes, we have to get them. The police would certainly figure things out if 652 00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:51,410 saw those. 653 00:41:59,980 --> 00:42:01,030 get them. 654 00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:06,180 I don't think I can bear to look at them. 655 00:42:08,020 --> 00:42:09,120 Don't be stupid. 656 00:42:11,540 --> 00:42:12,590 I can't. 657 00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:15,860 I can't do it. Oh, give me that. 658 00:42:17,380 --> 00:42:19,820 Besides being stupid, you're a coward. 659 00:42:43,690 --> 00:42:46,100 Brady, would you get me the police department? 660 00:42:46,101 --> 00:42:49,849 Police department, Officer Smith. Oh, hello, officer. This is George Martin. 661 00:42:49,850 --> 00:42:51,150 wife asked you to phone me. 662 00:42:51,550 --> 00:42:52,600 Man with the asthma? 663 00:42:53,550 --> 00:42:54,930 Uh, yes, that's right. 664 00:42:55,190 --> 00:42:56,390 Car's on its way now, sir. 665 00:42:57,070 --> 00:42:59,990 Oh, well, you can find something more important to do. 666 00:43:00,570 --> 00:43:05,969 I've just spoken with my wife, and she's okay. I'm sorry. You know what a fuss 667 00:43:05,970 --> 00:43:07,410 wives make over these things. 668 00:43:07,530 --> 00:43:08,730 Sounded pretty excited. 669 00:43:08,731 --> 00:43:09,869 Okay, huh? 670 00:43:09,870 --> 00:43:12,970 Yeah, yeah. Oh, she's okay now. She's quieted down. 671 00:43:12,971 --> 00:43:15,079 Well, thank you very much, officer. 672 00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:16,839 She won't be bothering you for a while. 673 00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:17,890 Thanks for calling. 674 00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:57,779 Colin was apprehended. I think it is worth mentioning that he was tried in a 675 00:43:57,780 --> 00:44:00,920 state that dispenses poetic justice. 676 00:44:01,300 --> 00:44:03,580 He went to the gas chamber. 677 00:44:04,420 --> 00:44:06,900 This concludes my portion of the program. 678 00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:10,040 I shall return next week with another story. 679 00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:23,839 It's a phantomonium marathon on TV land, all weekend long, all the finest 680 00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:26,220 episodes. Bet you can't watch just one. 681 00:44:26,270 --> 00:44:30,820 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 53562

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