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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:27,650 Oh, good evening. 2 00:00:28,700 --> 00:00:32,020 I'm sure there's a question in everyone's mind. 3 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:37,380 You're all wondering how I have managed to overcome the help problem. 4 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:44,559 The secret lies in offering fringe benefits, on -the -job training, things 5 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:45,419 like that. 6 00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:51,460 These items don't cost much, and what I spend on them I save on costumes. 7 00:00:52,590 --> 00:00:56,810 Seriously, this is certainly not an honest picture of life in Hollywood. 8 00:00:57,110 --> 00:01:03,109 We do believe in being comfortable while we work, but we never eat grapes during 9 00:01:03,110 --> 00:01:04,160 business hours. 10 00:01:04,690 --> 00:01:11,249 Tonight's story is entitled The Greatest Monster of Them All, which certainly 11 00:01:11,250 --> 00:01:13,810 should be a cue for the sponsor to... 12 00:01:45,331 --> 00:01:47,019 Shut it off. 13 00:01:47,020 --> 00:01:48,340 Can't you see I'm reading? 14 00:01:48,700 --> 00:01:49,900 What's the matter, huh? 15 00:01:49,901 --> 00:01:53,679 There's got to be silence every time you stick your nose in the racing form? 16 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:57,579 This isn't a racing form, Morty. This is a book on... You should excuse the 17 00:01:57,580 --> 00:01:58,880 expression. Entomology. 18 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:00,670 Ento -what? 19 00:02:01,500 --> 00:02:02,550 Entomology, stupid. 20 00:02:02,940 --> 00:02:03,990 The study of insects. 21 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:07,420 Insects? I don't get it. Neither do I. But I will. 22 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:09,360 Gotta find me a book. 23 00:02:09,780 --> 00:02:11,280 So for this you need a book? 24 00:02:11,740 --> 00:02:12,790 Please. 25 00:02:13,740 --> 00:02:16,090 Morning, Mr. Barlow. Morning. Take a look around. 26 00:02:16,500 --> 00:02:18,220 The joint is full of bombs. 27 00:02:20,220 --> 00:02:22,360 The fine movie studio you rented. 28 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:26,770 When they built this place, Lionel Barrymore was playing juveniles. 29 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:30,140 Never mind how it looks. I'm getting it cheap. 30 00:02:30,580 --> 00:02:32,480 You get everything cheap, Boris. 31 00:02:33,380 --> 00:02:36,780 This I got to hand you. When it comes to cheap, you're a genius. 32 00:02:38,500 --> 00:02:40,940 Yes, every day in every way. 33 00:02:43,230 --> 00:02:47,070 Forty grand this one cost you, and it grossed over a half a million. 34 00:02:47,390 --> 00:02:50,410 Well, like I say, pure genius. Knock it off. 35 00:02:50,690 --> 00:02:51,740 Find me a bug. 36 00:02:51,950 --> 00:02:53,490 So what do you need a bug for? 37 00:02:53,770 --> 00:02:55,570 For the next movie, stupid. 38 00:02:56,190 --> 00:02:57,370 Bug the box office. 39 00:02:57,630 --> 00:03:00,760 You want to make a monster movie today? You've got to have a bug. 40 00:03:01,330 --> 00:03:04,010 You mean like a giant spider? 41 00:03:05,030 --> 00:03:07,330 Or a scorpion, huh? 42 00:03:08,490 --> 00:03:10,690 Sure. Only they've all been used. 43 00:03:11,660 --> 00:03:12,710 I needed no one. 44 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,940 Say, how about a giant cockroach? 45 00:03:17,780 --> 00:03:18,830 Not bad. 46 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:21,360 Not bad at all. 47 00:03:24,140 --> 00:03:26,320 No, I couldn't. 48 00:03:26,580 --> 00:03:27,800 It ain't in good taste. 49 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:30,860 So let Logan dream up something. 50 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:34,500 He's your writer, isn't he? 51 00:03:34,740 --> 00:03:35,790 That Rummy. 52 00:03:36,460 --> 00:03:38,520 Didn't he almost win an Oscar once? 53 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:41,200 He used to be a real artsy -craftsy. 54 00:03:41,610 --> 00:03:43,330 All I know is he works cheap. 55 00:03:43,630 --> 00:03:44,680 Oh. 56 00:03:46,730 --> 00:03:48,730 Oh, Freddy boy. 57 00:03:49,310 --> 00:03:51,050 We've just been dropping your name. 58 00:03:51,610 --> 00:03:52,660 How clumsy. 59 00:03:53,050 --> 00:03:54,970 Hey, you loaded? 60 00:03:55,950 --> 00:03:57,110 No, of course not. 61 00:03:58,390 --> 00:03:59,930 I never drink on the job. 62 00:04:00,690 --> 00:04:01,740 Only after. 63 00:04:02,190 --> 00:04:03,330 So you're on the job. 64 00:04:04,630 --> 00:04:06,010 Show me the pages. 65 00:04:06,011 --> 00:04:09,949 Well, I haven't been able to do anything yet, Mr. Ballou. You said you'd have to 66 00:04:09,950 --> 00:04:11,150 decide on a giant insect. 67 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:13,160 That's what's bugging him. 68 00:04:13,580 --> 00:04:15,000 Get it? Shut up. 69 00:04:16,060 --> 00:04:18,019 Look, you're such a hotshot writer. 70 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:20,240 You find me a monster bug. 71 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:21,740 That's your business. 72 00:04:21,741 --> 00:04:24,479 Yeah, I guess you're right. That's my business, all right? Fred Logan, boy 73 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:28,819 monster bug finder. Never mind with the sarcasm. All I want out of you is 74 00:04:28,820 --> 00:04:32,370 script. All right, so sue me. I haven't been able to think of a new type bug. 75 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:35,240 All right, so never mind the bug. 76 00:04:36,390 --> 00:04:38,370 Let's pray for the high school audience. 77 00:04:38,371 --> 00:04:41,249 You mean you want to change it to an adolescent theme now? 78 00:04:41,250 --> 00:04:44,310 No. Like I said, high school kids. 79 00:04:44,770 --> 00:04:45,970 What do you say, Logan? 80 00:04:46,470 --> 00:04:49,120 Think you can come up with a high school background? 81 00:04:49,650 --> 00:04:54,450 We got all those kids, young, full of life. 82 00:04:56,030 --> 00:04:57,250 Pray them against death. 83 00:04:58,470 --> 00:04:59,520 Find me an angle. 84 00:05:01,430 --> 00:05:02,480 Okay. 85 00:05:02,730 --> 00:05:03,790 I think I can. 86 00:05:05,380 --> 00:05:06,430 Ernst von Croft. 87 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:13,920 Ernst von Croft, the greatest monster of them all. 88 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:20,460 Sure, I remember. 89 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:25,280 That's how they used to bill him back in the 30s. 90 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:27,840 Haven't seen him around for years. 91 00:05:27,841 --> 00:05:30,599 He's been in retirement lately, Hal, but this could make a great comeback 92 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:31,650 vehicle for him. 93 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:33,380 Sure, that's the bit. 94 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:35,850 Milk it to publicity. 95 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:37,380 He's too old to act. 96 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:38,770 Who cares? 97 00:05:38,771 --> 00:05:40,839 He's still a big name in the horror department. 98 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:42,580 I bet I can get him cheap. 99 00:05:42,581 --> 00:05:45,479 Look, Morty, you wouldn't have to use him throughout the picture, see? Just in 100 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:46,530 one or two key scenes. 101 00:05:47,060 --> 00:05:48,400 You give me the treatment. 102 00:05:48,820 --> 00:05:50,860 I'll take care of Ernst von Koft. 103 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,700 Now we got something working for us. 104 00:05:54,300 --> 00:05:56,720 Darling, they're playing our song. 105 00:06:08,140 --> 00:06:10,310 There's somebody I'd like to have you meet. 106 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:12,400 Have you got a surprise? 107 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,050 Morty Linton? 108 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:18,840 This is Heinz von Croft. 109 00:06:20,220 --> 00:06:22,180 A great pleasure, Mr. Linton. 110 00:06:23,900 --> 00:06:24,950 Morty is the name. 111 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:29,840 We don't go for the formal bit around here. Just one big happy family. 112 00:06:30,060 --> 00:06:31,110 Eh, Hal? 113 00:06:31,420 --> 00:06:35,090 You make with the acting, I make with the directing, and no problem, see? 114 00:06:35,580 --> 00:06:39,779 Our main idea is to bring in a picture as... Quickly as possible. The less we 115 00:06:39,780 --> 00:06:41,920 take, the better. And cheaper, too. 116 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:43,500 Oh, I quite understand. 117 00:06:45,420 --> 00:06:49,600 Ah, things have changed since the last time I worked in this studio. 118 00:06:50,340 --> 00:06:53,560 I made some of my biggest pictures here. Yeah, sure. 119 00:06:54,060 --> 00:06:58,360 Of course, you might as well get one thing straight right now, Mr. Von Kraft. 120 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:01,500 This isn't exactly going to be a big picture. 121 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:06,140 Strictly a low -budget deal. But it can be a very good picture, Mr. Lenton. 122 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:09,560 Great films are not made with money. 123 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:14,780 They are made with love, with care, with integrity. 124 00:07:15,020 --> 00:07:19,640 And together, we can create a horror picture in the great tradition. 125 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:21,800 Not with a writer we got. 126 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:24,320 He ain't no Edgar Albert Poe. 127 00:07:24,740 --> 00:07:26,920 Writers like Poe we can't afford anyway. 128 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:30,380 Times change, Mr. Fondroth. 129 00:07:31,060 --> 00:07:32,110 Do they? 130 00:07:36,330 --> 00:07:42,490 Gentlemen, in this very studio, 30 years ago, I played a monster. 131 00:07:43,110 --> 00:07:49,390 I can make that monster walk again. 132 00:07:54,190 --> 00:07:55,240 Fine! 133 00:07:55,730 --> 00:07:57,250 Marvelous! Bravo! 134 00:07:58,230 --> 00:08:02,930 That was wonderful, Mr. Farncroft! Don't you agree, Maurice? Yes, sure! 135 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:06,580 Bravo! I've been thinking about my characterization. 136 00:08:06,980 --> 00:08:11,160 There are a few touches I might add. I'd like to use my own makeup. 137 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:14,440 Wonderful. Go ahead. Maybe you could play it without teeth. 138 00:08:14,740 --> 00:08:15,820 A toothless vampire? 139 00:08:16,100 --> 00:08:18,210 Wouldn't that be a little odd, Mr. Linton? 140 00:08:18,980 --> 00:08:21,520 That Maury is always in there with the rib. 141 00:08:21,860 --> 00:08:23,500 You go ahead, Mr. Moncroft. 142 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:25,960 Wake on makeup any way you like. 143 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:30,279 Mind waiting for me in the makeup room? I've got a few things to go over with 144 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:31,600 Maury. Only take a minute. 145 00:08:32,980 --> 00:08:34,030 Maury! 146 00:08:44,270 --> 00:08:47,969 I told you to let me run a test on him first. This guy is strictly cornball. 147 00:08:47,970 --> 00:08:50,080 when he did the monster for us, it was hell. 148 00:08:51,150 --> 00:08:54,820 Don't tell me you went for a speech about the great tradition and all that 149 00:08:55,350 --> 00:08:59,170 You want the picture that's a solid grocer, not one of them cockamamie arts. 150 00:08:59,370 --> 00:09:00,750 All right, Morty, all right. 151 00:09:00,810 --> 00:09:01,910 Do it your way. 152 00:09:02,790 --> 00:09:04,130 You haven't missed yet. 153 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:27,140 coffee. Well, good morning. Morning. 154 00:09:27,141 --> 00:09:30,159 You're looking very well this morning. Let me see your makeup, darling. Oh, 155 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:31,319 wonderful, wonderful. Eddie! 156 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:32,860 Yeah? Just a minute, Morty. 157 00:09:33,100 --> 00:09:34,700 Come on, Lara. Bye -bye. 158 00:09:34,940 --> 00:09:35,990 More fangs. 159 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:42,000 Yes, Master. 160 00:09:42,340 --> 00:09:43,840 I've been waiting for you, boy. 161 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:45,900 Got that new dialogue for this scene? 162 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:47,560 Mm -hmm. Right here. Let me see. 163 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:53,610 Okay. Lara, darling, you and Pops run through these changes. 164 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:55,490 Go ahead. 165 00:10:02,140 --> 00:10:03,380 Mr. Von Croft. 166 00:10:22,570 --> 00:10:23,620 Mr. Von Croft. 167 00:10:24,030 --> 00:10:25,170 Here I am. 168 00:10:31,310 --> 00:10:33,350 Don't be afraid, my dear. 169 00:10:34,270 --> 00:10:36,730 There's no need to be afraid of me. 170 00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:44,950 You smell of death. 171 00:10:45,470 --> 00:10:47,730 Death? I bring you life. 172 00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:56,840 kiss, and you shall join me to live forever. 173 00:10:57,520 --> 00:10:58,570 No, no! 174 00:10:58,640 --> 00:10:59,900 No, please, no! 175 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:01,170 No! 176 00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:08,360 Okay, you got the idea. 177 00:11:10,540 --> 00:11:14,999 Do you think it'll play, Freddy boy? Oh, I think that Mr. Von Croft could 178 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,350 inspire terror just by reciting the alphabet. 179 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:20,760 You two don't know each other, do you? This is Fred Logan. 180 00:11:20,761 --> 00:11:21,889 at the screenplay. 181 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,550 Very fine job, Mr. Logan. 182 00:11:23,551 --> 00:11:24,709 Look, Mr. 183 00:11:24,710 --> 00:11:28,630 VanCraft, you and Lara go over it again and think up some business, huh? Yes. 184 00:11:29,410 --> 00:11:30,460 You like? 185 00:11:30,950 --> 00:11:32,210 VanCraft? He looks great. 186 00:11:32,310 --> 00:11:33,870 Oh, never mind him. I mean the set. 187 00:11:34,030 --> 00:11:35,080 Oh, the set. Oh. 188 00:11:35,081 --> 00:11:38,429 Oh, well, that dummy up there, Morty, that looks pretty funny. 189 00:11:38,430 --> 00:11:40,290 You know how the boss is about money. 190 00:11:40,490 --> 00:11:44,220 You want he should pay 50 bucks to some stuntman just to hang there all day? 191 00:11:44,750 --> 00:11:49,450 Morty, these changes you had me make in the scene, why all this dialogue? 192 00:11:49,451 --> 00:11:51,959 I thought it would play better with just action. 193 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:55,090 Never mind what you thought. I want some close shots of Uncraft. 194 00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:57,060 Why? It doesn't make any sense. 195 00:11:57,680 --> 00:12:00,450 I ain't asking for opinions. What I want is cooperation. 196 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:03,960 You better give it to me, Freddy boy. 197 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:06,280 If you want to keep on eating. 198 00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:21,300 Stand over next to the grave. 199 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:28,720 No, no, no. Not like that. You're supposed to be a high school kid. 200 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:32,810 Like this. 201 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,680 You're out in a graveyard alone at midnight. 202 00:12:39,260 --> 00:12:40,310 Big deal. 203 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:44,960 The world is a girl doing in a graveyard at midnight and alone yet. 204 00:12:45,220 --> 00:12:47,120 Just do like the script calls for. 205 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,240 And will you get rid of that gum? 206 00:12:51,700 --> 00:12:52,750 Yes, master. 207 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:57,959 Now, Mr. Van Craft, when she discovers you in this scene, you are lying in the 208 00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:00,480 coffin. Would you mind just trying it for size? 209 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:17,900 How does it feel? 210 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:20,040 Oh, yes, Mr. Linton. 211 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:21,680 This will be a great... 212 00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:52,440 time, O .C.? Not since you wrapped up the picture. 213 00:13:52,710 --> 00:13:54,450 How'd you like to write me another? 214 00:13:54,670 --> 00:13:55,720 I wouldn't. 215 00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:57,220 We'll see. 216 00:13:57,750 --> 00:13:59,230 Come, let me pour you a drink. 217 00:13:59,950 --> 00:14:03,010 I figure we can bring in a sequel fast and cheap. 218 00:14:03,270 --> 00:14:08,069 I haven't struck the graveyard set. We can get Lara Lee and old, uh, what's his 219 00:14:08,070 --> 00:14:09,290 name? Uh, Von Croft. 220 00:14:09,291 --> 00:14:10,829 How is he? 221 00:14:10,830 --> 00:14:12,850 Uh, I haven't seen him. 222 00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:16,520 Gave him a ring tonight, told him to catch the pic down the street. 223 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:20,790 We're opening cold to the neighbors all over town. I haven't seen it yet myself. 224 00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:22,110 Maury did a great job. 225 00:14:22,380 --> 00:14:23,640 That's why I called you. 226 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:26,160 Hustle over and see it and take notes. 227 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:28,650 Notes? Are you kidding? This is Friday night. 228 00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:30,020 Great kid audience. 229 00:14:30,021 --> 00:14:34,099 Everything that sets them off, you make a note of it. Do a scene just like it in 230 00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:34,779 the sequel. 231 00:14:34,780 --> 00:14:36,220 Aren't you going to be there? 232 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:38,040 Are you kidding? 233 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:40,120 I got a weak stomach. 234 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:42,700 Maury is coming here later. 235 00:14:42,980 --> 00:14:45,260 We look over the sets, see what they can save. 236 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:47,400 So hurry over and catch the show. 237 00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:50,820 And remember, I want lots of notes. 238 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,180 There's no need to be afraid of me. 239 00:18:09,550 --> 00:18:10,600 It helps me. 240 00:18:11,110 --> 00:18:12,160 Helps me. 241 00:18:13,910 --> 00:18:14,960 Do you mind? 242 00:18:22,050 --> 00:18:27,230 The reason I came over here, came to see you, 243 00:18:27,330 --> 00:18:32,370 I want to explain. 244 00:18:33,170 --> 00:18:36,370 I've been sitting here ever since I came home. 245 00:18:41,530 --> 00:18:43,930 Forget about it. That's my advice. 246 00:18:45,710 --> 00:18:47,150 They did it deliberately. 247 00:18:48,110 --> 00:18:49,160 Why? 248 00:18:49,910 --> 00:18:50,960 Why? 249 00:18:52,070 --> 00:18:58,889 Your friend, the director, was so convincing, said he needed all those 250 00:18:58,890 --> 00:19:00,670 -ups of me, and you agreed. 251 00:19:07,031 --> 00:19:14,279 somebody else's voice to make me look like a fool. Well, I had nothing to do 252 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:15,330 with it, so help me. 253 00:19:15,380 --> 00:19:19,480 How could he do such a thing to me? Oh, now, look, don't take it so hard. 254 00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:22,020 There'll be other chances, other pictures. 255 00:19:23,020 --> 00:19:25,660 Not after what Morty Lenton has done to me. 256 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:29,460 I went to the theater expecting to see my comeback. 257 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:33,460 Instead, I found myself attending my own funeral. 258 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:37,560 That's right, my friend. Drink a toast. 259 00:19:42,210 --> 00:19:46,610 Funcraft, the greatest laughingstock of them all. 260 00:19:48,410 --> 00:19:50,990 May he rest in peace. 261 00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:15,380 The voice of death. Sure, sure, I remember. 262 00:20:15,820 --> 00:20:19,760 And these, the rappings when I played the mummy. Oh, great. 263 00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:21,130 The greatest. 264 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:24,040 I saw it when I was a kid. 265 00:20:24,380 --> 00:20:27,160 You didn't laugh at me then, did you? No. 266 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:30,020 No, nobody laughed at you then. 267 00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:31,780 You were a monster. 268 00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:33,580 You were the monster. 269 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:48,490 Von Krofft. 270 00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:51,220 You're... You're strong. 271 00:22:09,670 --> 00:22:16,669 No. What the 272 00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:17,720 hell? 273 00:22:18,650 --> 00:22:20,190 Help me. 274 00:22:20,790 --> 00:22:22,370 Something comes. 275 00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:25,420 I tried to stop him. 276 00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:27,460 He knocked me down. 277 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:29,640 I hit my head. 278 00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:33,520 Where? Where is he? 279 00:22:33,900 --> 00:22:35,020 I don't know. 280 00:22:35,700 --> 00:22:37,820 But you've got to find him. 281 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:40,610 But... 282 00:22:53,980 --> 00:22:55,030 Yeah. 283 00:22:57,380 --> 00:22:59,500 That's how he killed Morty. 284 00:23:04,380 --> 00:23:07,360 I don't understand this vampire bit. 285 00:23:07,980 --> 00:23:10,300 What was he trying to prove? 286 00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:15,080 Something we should have remembered all along, Hal. 287 00:23:16,660 --> 00:23:21,320 He was the greatest monster of them all. 288 00:23:34,090 --> 00:23:36,990 Obviously, the lesson of that story is quite clear. 289 00:23:37,350 --> 00:23:42,950 One should be careful what friends you hang around with, as in this business. 290 00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:48,510 These girls are very carefully screened. 291 00:23:49,390 --> 00:23:55,069 The one here, for example, the one lighting my pipe, she and I do not hit 292 00:23:55,070 --> 00:23:57,850 off. She won't be here long. 293 00:23:58,970 --> 00:24:00,150 See you in a moment. 294 00:24:15,150 --> 00:24:17,550 Until next week, good night. 295 00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:22,150 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 22080

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