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Good evening.
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Here we are in orbit once again.
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Most of tonight's program will be taken
up with a story called Poison.
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A rattlesnake.
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It's a new warning device I've
instituted to sound an alarm when a
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at work. It comes in several sizes.
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including very small ones for ladies'
purses.
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Very alert.
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Far superior to ordinary burglar alarms.
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For if the thief is foolhardy enough to
put his hand in the pocket, there are a
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few bugs in it. Once when a thief put
his hand in my pocket, the snake became
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confused and struck in the wrong
direction.
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The doctor had to put a tourniquet
around my stomach.
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Unfortunately, that proved to be the
wrong stomach. It was a snake who died.
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I see that it is now what my sponsor
calls high time.
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And here is what he thinks it is high
time for.
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been hitting the booze. Quickly, Timber,
but you're up first.
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Always show me the old and the drunk.
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Don't touch the bed.
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Please, don't touch the bed.
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It's either that or a bad go of malaria.
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It's a crite. A crite?
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Yes. Where'd it bite you? How long ago?
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They killed you in a few minutes.
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Are you kidding?
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Instead of seeing snakes, now you're
feeling them.
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Do you mean to tell me there's a crud
lying on your stomach right now?
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I swear it.
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How'd they get there?
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I was reading.
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I was just lying there reading.
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As a matter of fact, that's not a
surprising thing for a tripe to do.
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They hang around people's houses. They
go for warm places.
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And they, these little fellows, kill a
surprising number of people each year.
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Don't torture me.
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Think of something.
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What's that, Kitty?
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I don't think of something.
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Surprised at you.
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Weren't you a Boy Scout?
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If that little ripped -out dude get
excited and bite you, I ought to make a
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clash, and I'll try to suck the venom
out.
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First thing I think we should do is to
try to get this sheet down as quiet as
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can.
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You know, let's just take a look at
things.
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I don't think it'll disturb him.
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No.
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The night would frighten him.
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We ought to just pull it down quick and
see if I can hit him off before he
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strikes.
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Why don't you get a doctor?
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That's right.
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Good old Dr. Gander, bye.
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I'll do that.
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Oh, no.
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No, it's not good.
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He's on his vacation.
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Oh. Yeah, I'm sure of it.
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Drove to Singapore tonight.
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Not another medical in the whole
district.
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Leaving later.
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Cold of the night.
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Harry, it's past midnight.
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You can try.
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Yeah, all right. I'll try.
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Oh, Harry, what's the doctor's number?
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Oh, don't bother answering. I'll look up
in the phone books around here
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someplace.
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Let's see.
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Right district here.
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Pahang. Pahang. E.
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F. G.
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Gander. Gander Bay.
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Doctor.
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Operator.
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I'd like Pahang 713, please.
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Hello, Dr. Gander Bay?
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Oh.
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Oh, I'm very sorry.
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Had the wrong number.
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Should have used my glasses, huh? Here
we are.
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And let's see here.
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Let's see.
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G.
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That's the gambler.
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A.
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718. I told the operator 713, didn't I?
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Well, yeah.
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8 and 3 look a lot alike.
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Shake a lamb's tail now. Chop, chop.
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Operator? I got the wrong number.
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Yes. I want the hang 718.
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I said three.
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Yeah, it's an emergency, yes.
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Hello. Hello.
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Dr. Ganderby?
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Oh.
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I see. We'll do that.
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I think she's left, but the boy's gone
to see.
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Doctor!
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Doctor!
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Hardy, I'm feeling.
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Oh, say that I have gone.
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Yes, Doctor.
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So sorry. Doctor, go.
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No, wait.
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I will come.
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Oh, I think he must have left.
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There's nobody.
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Oh, no, wait a minute. Here he is.
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Hello, Doctor.
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This is Timber Woods.
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Mr. Woods, you are not in bed yet?
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Doctor, could you go over here quick and
bring some serum for a crite bite?
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Nobody's been bitten.
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Harry Hope's lying in bed and he's got
one lying on his stomach.
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It's asleep under the sheet on his
stomach.
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He's not to move or to talk.
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I'll be right over.
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Like to have a cigarette? It'll calm
your nerves.
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Make me coffee.
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Mind if I help you?
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the doctor about not talking.
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Oh, sorry about you, but I mean about
me. Help pass the time.
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Your nerves must be hopping.
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Besides, if anything still should
happen, there's a number of things that
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should decide about, aren't there?
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What things?
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Julie, for one thing. What about her?
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What about her?
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What is there in a girl?
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Is it the mother that's in every girl?
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That sells her on taking on a sop like
you.
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I'm not going to drink anymore.
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Oh, hogwash, Harry.
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Once a lush, always a lush. It's
happened too many times.
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Oh, sooner or later, Julie, to find out
about it.
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I could have waited, but... Maybe now I
don't have to wait.
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Maybe she'll never find out about it.
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I know what you're trying to do.
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Push me into something rash.
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Wake up, that's it.
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Don't you want to think about the girl
who came all the way out here from Paris
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to see you?
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Or was it the both of us then?
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The love of heaven.
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Harry, be calm.
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You're not supposed to talk, remember?
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I know very well what you'd say.
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Try to blame me.
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Say I made a boozer out of you so I
could take over the business.
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You're welcome to the business.
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You know something, Harry?
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You're right.
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I did make a drunk out of you.
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So? So what now?
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And this little crite may yet turn into
a... What's the expression?
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A hand of God.
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Oh, and a very amusing disguise, of
course.
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Here's the doctor.
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Get some serum into him. Get you?
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Over here.
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Intravenously.
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But when I do it neatly, I can't have
him fix.
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Quite.
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I will soak the mattress under your
body. It will be very cold.
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You be ready for that.
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And don't move.
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You go over to the other side of the
bed.
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No, you must be careful. It may be
anywhere could even be up the leg of his
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pajamas He's been bitten
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It's not there
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You
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Quite sure, of course, that you saw it
in the first place.
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You don't think you could possibly have
been dreaming, do you? Are you telling
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me I'm a liar?
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Wouldn't be the first time he's had the
DTs.
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Listen, you two, I...
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Sorry
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to cause you so much bother, Doctor.
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He's had a lot of trouble lately, all
due to his drinking.
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Lost a share of the business.
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What your friend needs is a vacation.
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Wasn't you? I saw it. I know I saw it.
Sure, I know. I believe your story. You
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saw snakes.
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You saw pink elephants. It was here in
this room. It was.
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In the bed. It sleep on my stomach. You
sniveling, drunken bum.
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How old you is about this gambit? If
you'd ever been a friend of mine... What
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you need is a hair and a dog. We'll
drink together.
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Let's drink to friendship.
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Oh, Harry, you silly.
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Pitt.
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Pitt.
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He was here all along.
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Harry.
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Harry, are we going to die?
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Harry, get the doctor.
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Harry, get the doctor, please.
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The doctor's gone, Timber.
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Harry, please!
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Harry!
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Harry!
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For failing to call a doctor when his
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friend was bitten, Harry spent some
little time in prison.
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Apparently, the snake couldn't keep his
mouth shut, which reminds me, I believe
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it is time for another message. However,
I shall be back.
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If you are interested in obtaining one
of my pickpocket alarms, good heavens,
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I've been robbed.
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Good night.
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