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Good evening.
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Most of you have doubtless read how Anne
Boleyn lost her head.
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King Henry VIII, no longer fascinated,
said, Let her be decapitated.
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Thereupon, the legend goes, her ghost
roamed about each night with utmost
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dignity and charm, with her head tucked
underneath her arm.
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Now, with two heads, it occurs to me I
can think more clearly than with three.
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However, if the worst should come, one
head's a basic minimum.
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Therefore, in my work, I hardly dare to
roam about without one spare.
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Tonight's legend tells of modern life
and how to solve a problem.
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Wife.
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you
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I was only doing 35, officer.
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What I stopped you for has got nothing
to do with speeding.
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I don't understand. I was driving real
careful.
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It's got nothing to do with your
driving, either.
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You've got a tail light out.
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Oh?
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Well, it was all right when I left the
house.
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Well, it's not all right now.
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Let's see your driver's license.
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Oh, Medstown, huh?
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Yeah.
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Where are you headed?
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Oh, nowhere in particular. I was just
out taking a little drive.
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What are you going to do about the
taillight?
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I'll have it fixed first thing in the
morning.
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Now, that's not good enough.
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You can't be driving around with that
taillight out. That's how accidents
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happen.
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Well, I don't know what I can do.
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Well, you can get it fixed.
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There's a gas station about a mile back
on the main highway.
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Oh, I'll go right there.
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Yeah.
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See what you do.
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Yeah.
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Hello, what I know I I need a new bulb
for my tail light. I'm in hurry everyone
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always is
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Here
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you
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are mister What's the matter you nervous
or something?
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Just give me the bone.
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Don't you want me to put it in for you?
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You make it out, it don't work.
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Maybe the bulb's no good.
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Not a chance. It's brand new. I just
took it out of the package.
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Well, it could be defective anyway.
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Nothing wrong with that.
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What's the matter, Red?
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What's the trouble all about?
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Take a look at this bulb and tell me
what you think.
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Looks all right.
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Put it back in and jiggle it around a
little bit. Sometimes that'll do it.
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Already done that.
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Nope, don't work.
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Wait a minute.
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Now you got a defective wire.
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What do you got in the trunk? Seems to
be loaded down pretty good.
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Just some tools I forgot to take out at
the house. They're kind of heavy.
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That's what did it.
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One of those tools probably rubbed
against a frayed wire and grounded it
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Where's the key?
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But yeah, we'll open the trunk red can
take a look at it.
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Probably fix it with a piece of tape
What's matter you sick or something
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I
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only
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got the ignition key. I must have left
the trunk key at home Oh.
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Well, this light's got to be fixed.
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There's been a lot of accidents on this
highway lately, and this could cause
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another one.
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You know, sometimes you can spring these
open on these old cars.
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No.
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Huh?
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Well, I mean, can't you just give me a
ticket and get it over with?
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But why?
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Well, it'd be a lot cheaper in the long
run than ruining the lock.
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Sure, I could give you a ticket.
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But that wouldn't fix that taillight
now, would it?
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I ask you a question, would it?
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The locks are expensive.
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So they're expensive.
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Look, suppose a guy comes along and runs
into your rear.
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You know, mistakes you for a motorcycle
or something.
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Or maybe he's half -tanked. Now, you
both wind up in the hospital.
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Is that cheaper than buying a new lock?
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No, I suppose not.
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Now, I know. You're afraid I'll scratch
your car.
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And that would lower the trade -in
value.
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You know, some of you guys make me
laugh. You treat these old cars like
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old ladies.
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Red, get me a crowbar.
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Sure.
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It's all right.
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Don't be too sure. There's no telling
how long it'll stay on. Well, at least
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till I get home.
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You better have it fixed first thing in
the morning. I certainly will. Just be
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sure you do, because next time I'll give
you a ticket.
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Okay, Red.
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Big hurry.
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I was only going 35. That's under the
limit.
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I didn't say you were speeding.
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Why is it people always think they're
being stopped for speeding?
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You know, the way you shot out of that
gas station, anybody would have thought
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you were on fire.
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Here, you gave him a five spot and
forgot to get your change.
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Oh, well, thanks a lot, officer. Thanks
very much. How much it bides to you.
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I guess you just slipped my mind.
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You must have a lot on your mind to
forget a five spot.
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Yeah, well, I guess everybody does.
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Well, thanks for bringing it to me. It's
okay.
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I thought you said you lived in
Edgetown.
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I do.
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What are you doing on this road?
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Well, I didn't feel like going right
home. I thought I'd take a little drive.
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It's a little risky with that taillight.
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Yeah, well, I guess it's all right now.
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Well, I hope so, for your sake.
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Oh, wait a minute. I'll have a look for
you.
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news for you. It's out again.
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It can't be. It's out like a light.
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Want to take a look?
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Well, it looks so worried. You know, I
just happened to think of something.
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What?
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Headquarters about a mile up ahead.
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Matter of fact, this road's a shortcut
to it.
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Headquarters? Yeah. We got a mechanic
there. He'll have that trunk open in
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two seconds.
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He'll fix that light and it won't cost
you a cent.
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Well, my house is only a little ways
from here. I'll drive it there and then
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I'll... I'll get it fixed first thing in
the morning.
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That's pretty dangerous. You better have
it fixed now.
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Follow me.
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Thank you.
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One less mile to go.
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Next week, another script, another show.
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When electrons glide across your screen,
bringing some new and unforeseen brand
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of murder.
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I mean the quiet kind.
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Perpetrated solely in our mind. A gentle
thump. A soothing splash.
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No bullet, shriek, or livid gash. No
stains, no fumes, no ugly splatter.
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We use only the purest subject matter.
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Good night.
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