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hello guess you found 10 potential
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venues for my uncle's anniversary party
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Kate you're my best friend but it's the
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middle of the night it's not the middle
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of the night it's 7:30 in the morning
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Nancy it is time to attack the
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day I'm not attacking anything I'm
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surrendering now you know Sal and Mimi's
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anniversary is a big deal for me
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right right of course I'm
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sorry I mentioned it's still the middle
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of the night right twice now okay email
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me the list already s okay okay let me
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just uh try to find my laptop here
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somewhere and uh take a look at my inbox
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big night last
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night on a Sunday I was just up late
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studying my lines for this new play time
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got away from
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me wait
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then today is Monday it is you've got a
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meeting at the New York Chronicle today
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I do well party venues can wait are you
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nervous of course I'm not nervous I got
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the hottest relationship blog in the
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city they'd be lucky to have me although
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a weekly blog is one thing but a daily
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column at a massive newspaper with
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online additions that's a game changer
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but I'm up to the challenge so wait then
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you've got the job well the editor
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himself called me personally to iron out
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a few details so I'd say that's a yes
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did I ever tell you you're my
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hero not enough if I'm being honest but
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you can tell me again later meet me at
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the park yep usual
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spot it will be a
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celebration got to run love you
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what are you kidding
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me hey hi you um I'll take a black
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coffee
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please excuse me yeah I help you believe
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that belongs to me oh oh my god um I'm
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so sorry it must have gotten caught um I
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I can fix it just you help me yeah there
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we go thanks like new you know I have
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one of the most important meetings of my
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professional career in like 10 minutes
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and now I look like I hopped out of the
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trash um we can salvage this just just
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give me one second oh my gosh you're
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Kate Nolan yikes what happened this guy
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be right there I am such a huge fan of
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the love Spark all of my friends read it
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thank you yeah I'm Chloe Jones assistant
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features editor of the chronicle I have
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been pushing the bosses to get your
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relationship content into the paper well
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it paid off because I've been meeting
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with your editor in 10 minutes fantastic
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oh you'll love Glenn okay forgive me you
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probably get this all the time but I've
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had enough of being single I'm really
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trying to find that one but it just
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feels like every dating platform is
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filled with
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losers okay going to just put like
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haven't you done enough damage thank
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you my
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gosh look dump the dating apps the right
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guy will find you when it's time but how
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am I supposed to find the right one I I
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don't mean to intrude on your
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conversation then maybe don't if you're
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actually looking for love I would um
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suggest hiring professional Joseph
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Webster professional
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Matchmaker centuries of experience funny
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you don't look a day over a 100 yeah
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it's good yeah no it's a family business
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and my family's been matchmaking for
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Generations oh you're serious my
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professional services are discreet
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individually designed and wellb built
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like a
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Rolls-Royce worth a shot no the only
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thing I trust less than dating apps is
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some random stranger hustling up
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business outside a coffee cart the
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choice paralysis is a thing as we all
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know sometimes handing the Reigns to
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someone else can be quite useful my
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family successfully matched European
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royalty ah yes the famously happy royal
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families nothing but perfect
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relationships your problem with me seems
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to involve more than a a minor wardrobe
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incident minor
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do you know how many messages I get
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every day from unhappy people who are
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set up by family and friends no one can
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know who's right for you but you you
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can't force it and you certainly can't
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rely on anyone else to find it for you
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beautifully argued and I actually agree
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that's why I've brought matchmaking into
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the 21st century I've created
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sophisticated algorithms which create
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detailed personality profiles which
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allow me to find you the perfect match
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right and how much do you charge for
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these sophisticated Services well that
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depends okay well it's scam don't waste
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your money Chloe you know what we're
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just going to have to agree to
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disagree
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Chloe I uh I'm just going to get my
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coffee and I'm going to do my best to go
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back in time and pretend we never met
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cheers Glen Jacobs
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Mr Jacobs Kate Nolan your new columnist
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pleased to meet you please call me
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Glenn uh fashion choice or fashion
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statement fashion
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Collision you should see the other guy
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you're funny I guess that's why you have
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so many followers huh so we talking
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start date cuz I'm ready to roll let's
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step into my office shall we I'm sorry I
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didn't give you a heads up this
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corporate takeover has thrown things
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into disarray that's understandable so
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in short
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yes we want you for the new relationship
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block great cuz I already have some very
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interesting ideas but the new owners
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well they've been pressuring me hard for
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somebody else so they've suggested the
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best way to ensure they get the right
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candidate for the job is to have the two
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of you compete I'm sorry um compete then
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mate so sorry I'm late you would believe
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the kind of people you run into in this
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city hello again wait he's not the other
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candidate is he he
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is um sorry um what's going on I was
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meant to believe that I was starting
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here today just been a change in plans
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you two are now competing for the job
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Glenn you want a relationship columnist
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I have one of the hottest blogs in the
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country this guy I'm sorry what are your
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qualifications aside from being the
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latest in a long line of matchmakers I
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was once the editor of my school
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newspaper and a champion debate you
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edited a school paper and you're citing
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that as genuine experience it was a very
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very dedicated readership wow okay well
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my following will bring a whole new
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demographic to the paper this guy is
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just trying to sell a dating scam ask
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Chloe my analytics are not a scam it's a
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scientifically grounded method of
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matching people perfectly okay okay look
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it appears you're both very
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qualified and I think we have just
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stumbled onto our competition okay which
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is what exactly Kate you will be writing
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a profile piece about
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Joseph what about him his method throw
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in some family history especially the
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Royal stuff the owners will love that
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they're British you know wouldn't that
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be wonderful wait till you read it and
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Joseph you claim your methods are
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foolproof so find Kate her perfect match
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and then write me an article about it
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like this Joker is going to find my true
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love if he can't then you win congrats
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he has no article he doesn't get the job
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th this is outrageous you expect me to
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to gamble my job and my family's
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reputation on on a contest suddenly no
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confidence in your methods sure sounds
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that way to me again my system is
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foolproof then accept the
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challenge well how do I know you won't
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just lie and pretend that I didn't find
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you a match because I have integrity and
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I take competition very seriously if you
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find my true love I will happily
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concede but it's not going to happen how
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long do I have I'll give you 10 Dates to
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find Kate her perfect match uh 1 nine
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three eight It's My Life lucky number
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and my final offer fine get ready to
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meet your soulmate and lose this gig get
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ready to read my article on your flight
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back
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home uh wait a minute Kate you are
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single aren't you yes very
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hello Mother Joseph how is your first
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day at the chronicle I do hope they're
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making you feel welcome oh absolutely
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yeah everything is great yeah yeah all
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good well mostly God you're a terrible
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liar just a slight mix up might be a
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delay into me starting uh it seems like
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they've brought someone else to um
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compete for the job
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compete I sunk a large portion of the
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Family Assets into that takeover to
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ensure the job was yours if it will be
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it's just I I just have to find a match
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within eight dates you know it's going
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to be nice soft launch to the business
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first rule of being a successful
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matchmaker is to build a reputation the
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column was the start of that I mean you
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just you just couldn't resist another
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competition could you first this wasn't
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my idea second I was defending the
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family name you do not need to defend
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the family name and we're practically
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royalty my new software is bulletproof I
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will find her match no problem you
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should not be playing games with our
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Legacy I've got everything under control
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you've got nothing to worry about oh
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look it's my new friend Ben yeah we're
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going on a walk got to
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go I knew I carryed safety pins around
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for a reason is there anything you can't
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do wait you're going to be using a
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Matchmaker this is fate it's not fate
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come on I happen to be doing a play
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about a Matchmaker and you just happen
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to meet one in real life this guy's not
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going to find a match for me this is
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going to be good for you it's time that
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you got back out there you know you
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can't force these things either you have
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the spark or you don't now enough about
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me tell me about your play okay it's an
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off off off Broadway production of Emma
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pretty low budget but I think this could
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be the one really yeah wow well I fully
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support you and I love you and I love
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your attitude well you know being an
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endless Optimist is kind of a
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requirement for being an actor and you
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know it helps that there's a really cute
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guy in the
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no okay hear me out he's a really great
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actor and he plays the lead opposite
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Yours Truly mhm dating another actor
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yeah but I think this one actually might
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be different you say that every time if
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you have the spark it's
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undeniable you know I never get tired of
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you quoting me back to myself well
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you're welcome you check out the list of
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venues I sent you I did iy it's New York
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ah yes the city's so nice they double
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the price yep the park is free
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though well if it is my worthy opponent
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SL personal biographer let's just get
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this over with shall we just bit of
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playful banter you do get playful banter
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here right never heard of it okay well
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let's get my algorithms finding you your
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dream guy or girl
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or whatever floats
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about this way to my office
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so why matchmaking right well like I
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said it's family
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tradition and how long have you been
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doing it well I've been around it my
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whole life but actually doing it is kind
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of new how new before this I worked in
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Tech Silicon Valley was there I realized
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I can match my analytic skills with
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family business you don't strike me as
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the techie type more of a jock I suppose
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I enjoy both for similar reasons they
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both got structure tangible results you
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know it either works it doesn't win or
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lose ones or zeros ones or zeros yeah
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this competition was over before it
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began asked me that after I wiped before
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with you I'll try to remember when I'm
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picking out plants for my new corner
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office at the
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chronicle um quick question H where are
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we
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going yeah I kind of took a wrong turn
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back there and I was hoping you wouldn't
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notice but look I'm still new to New
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York besides who doesn't like nice
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walk so tell me more about your
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transition into match ring basically I
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wrote this remarkable piece of software
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if you do say so yourself I do uh using
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my software I was able to take answers
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from questionnaires and build extremely
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detailed personality profiles like
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insanely detailed they often revealed
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preferences that the persons themselves
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didn't realize they had advertisers
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loved it politicians too I bet those
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offered all sorts of deals but then I
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remember watching my mom matchmake
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growing up how much joy she brought I
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realized if I saved with some silicon
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valy Tech job I wouldn't be bringing
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anything to the world but then it hit me
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I could use my software to help bring
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matchmaking into a new era and that's
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when I approached my mom about
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continuing the family tradition and she
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bought into it right away my mom's a bit
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oldfashioned I'm not sure I've convinced
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her yet but that's why I'm here in New
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York to develop a whole new client
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base can't believe you walked away from
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Silicon Valley money well you haven't
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seen what my software is capable
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of I just don't think love can be
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Quantified there's too many variables so
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you don't even a perfect match no of
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course I do I just don't think some
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probability curve or software can
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determine it it's pure Alchemy that's
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why my blog's called The Love spark
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aside from the catchy title do you have
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any data to back that up I do have data
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to back that up my blood followers
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double every month impressive MH but my
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success comes from my personal
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experience take my uncle Salen and Mimi
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for example they always said when they
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first met they just knew it was instant
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they had the spark and it was undeniable
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m
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they celebrate their 40th wedding
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anniversary in a few weeks and they are
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still the happiest couple that I know
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and they didn't need some computer
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program to tell them well that sounds
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like a tough act to follow anecdotal as
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it may be but I think my software is
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going to be up to the
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task why are we stopping oh this is my
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office this is your office uh I told you
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I've only been in town a little while
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besides I think I'm addicted to the
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waffles come on
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what the heck is that just put your two
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fingers on those
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sensors you're not going to electrocute
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me are you depends you into that excuse
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me kidding no no no these sensors are
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going to gauge your heart rate and your
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blood pressure your true reactions you
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think I'd lie to you well I think you
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might lie to yourself see traditionally
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it was the parents' decisions they would
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tell the matchmakers what they were
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looking for in the child suit medieval
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well it's flawed yeah but essentially
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modern dating apps do the same thing
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they just remove the parents from the
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equation and let people choose for
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themselves what they really want that's
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what I've been saying but this is also
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flawed see people lie they choose
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answers that they think they should like
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or that they think other people think
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that they should like but my software
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sees right through that and takes
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physiological signals to help create
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truly honest
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profiles so now what I just sit back
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relax watch a little slideshow
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now the images may seem odd and in
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congruous but I assure you my senses are
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telling me how you truly feel are you
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ready as I'll ever be okay slide number
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one okay A little cliche but no talking
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please just
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react
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feel number
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two number
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three number
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four number
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five
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195
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196
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197 198
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199 okay I'm starting to get a little
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dizzy last one 200 oh where's than a
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rabbit really precisely okay I've
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successfully made your profile and can
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start finding your matches that's it you
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show me a slideshow and you think you
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know me oh jeez would you look at the
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time I've got to
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run now no I just watched 200 random
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photos it's time to work on my profile
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piece apologies I know I said I'd have
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all afternoon free but I forgot I'm
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playing tennis today I specifically told
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you I wanted to do more work on the
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profile piece so I guess I will take
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along could you just read that according
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to her profile Kate is stubborn so when
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I tell her about my tennis she'll insist
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on tagging along
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[Music]
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lucky guess luck or
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[Music]
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science
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thanks
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yes it's game
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you seem to be quite proficient with a
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racket I am now when I was younger I was
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rubbish but I had a coach who told me
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that everything in life is just a
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question of practice that everyone has a
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chance to be skillful at something but
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takes work I've been living by that
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Mantra ever since do you practice these
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speeches or do they just happen
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organically every morning in the mirror
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yeah it's
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[Music]
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good don't get me wrong I like Dawson's
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Creek but I think no no there are no
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butts it's perfect but did Joey have to
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end up with pacy yes that's why it's so
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good I guess
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guess but sometimes I I like a a simple
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love story you know I uh had a really
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good time tonight me
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too so I have a rule about dating
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co-stars same I try to avoid it right
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it's just like it gets too complicated
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and it's it's messy and you know messy
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with oh yeah it's the worst exactly
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exactly right yeah but rules are made to
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be broken though right sometimes I think
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it's worth the
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risk I'll see you at rehearsal
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tomorrow okay
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[Music]
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yeah I'll uh I'll see you on stage
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[Music]
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okay okay
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[Music]
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in my debut article for the New York
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Chronicle I've been asked to examine the
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ways in which true love can come into
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your life can it be found by performing
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a set of calculations and computations
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or should you trust your feelings and
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know when it comes along in pursuit of
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that answer I introduce you to Joseph
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Kendall Webster an interesting
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individual who is convinced that he can
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create the Pierce of Cupid's arrow from
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lines of code written written on a
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laptop if youve followed my blog you
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know that I am skeptical to say the
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least however because I'm a writer I
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will try to set my doubts aside and for
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the moment keep a somewhat open mind as
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I delve into these competing views of
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finding true love in every competition
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there will always be a winner and a
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loser so I'm inviting you the reader to
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join me in this journey even though I'm
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pretty sure I know where it'll lead
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sometimes the journey can be as
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interesting as the destination this will
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not be an easy Road for me as my
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personal experience has always proved
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that the power of the spark between two
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people cannot simply be replaced by a
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few simple keystrokes because as I've
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seen throughout my life and loves if you
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have the spark it's undeniable
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okay little Lord fontal royal pain in my
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butt let's see what you
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got
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hi oh my goodness I am so sorry it's
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fine it's no
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problem I'm Benjamin uh Benjamin breta
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so lovely to meet you it's nice to meet
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you too uh
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please thank
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you
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uh can I just say you look really great
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this
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evening
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thanks again uh so uh do you like jazz
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uh you know when the mood
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strikes your hair is especially
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wonderful is there a specific
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hairdresser you use can I ask what
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you're looking at
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nothing oh you made notes they're ice
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breakers it just okay well I mean
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sometimes I feel so nervous and then I
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gu you know I I Stumble I ramble I say
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all kinds of absurd things and I just
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don't let's take a deep breath together
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come on it'll be fine
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okay all right so this is not a bad idea
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but maybe memorize some of them and
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probably some better ones like what you
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know just a little more natural um okay
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pretend that I am not someone you're
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trying to impress and that I'm just one
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of your friends what would you ask me
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can you believe the latest NASCAR
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ranking
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not sure I would lead with that uh okay
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uh what was your uh what was your school
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locker like in
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school was it really that bad he had a
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cheat sheet I mean that's cute no they
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weren't even good questions one of them
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was if you could be any kind of animal
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what would it be oh well that's easy
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you've always wanted to be a panda true
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but it was really awkward Nance honestly
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I just don't get it you go on the
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00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:34,520
internet and you research great date
555
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:36,000
questions and the best you can come up
556
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,559
with is what kind of animal would you be
557
00:24:38,559 --> 00:24:40,360
I mean I I just feel like he's not
558
00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:43,039
really he has no drive you know it's
559
00:24:43,039 --> 00:24:44,720
like you're putting this effort in but
560
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:46,799
then what are you talk
561
00:24:46,799 --> 00:24:52,039
Nancy um yeah yeah very
562
00:24:52,039 --> 00:24:56,440
interesting uh Panda yeah sure got
563
00:24:56,440 --> 00:25:00,480
it uh-huh you were listening I'm
564
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:03,240
Sorry Charlie just came in for his
565
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:05,840
costume fitting and he looks just like
566
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:09,760
Mr nightly and I was briefly um
567
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:13,159
overcome how's that going I don't know I
568
00:25:13,159 --> 00:25:15,039
mean I thought it was going really well
569
00:25:15,039 --> 00:25:17,399
but after a first official date he
570
00:25:17,399 --> 00:25:21,600
just completely ghosted me mhm he hasn't
571
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,360
answered a text or call and he hasn't
572
00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:26,360
said anything at rehearsal I mean do you
573
00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:28,480
think it's some kind of game do you
574
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:31,120
think he has any real
575
00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:34,440
potential oh
576
00:25:36,090 --> 00:25:39,270
[Music]
577
00:25:39,799 --> 00:25:41,440
yeah
578
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:45,440
hello ah how was date number one I think
579
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:49,880
you found my soulmate really yeah he's a
580
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:52,039
writer
581
00:25:52,039 --> 00:25:55,320
too does youil Lady treat you well
582
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:57,000
what's in your fridge right now are
583
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,799
giraffes to
584
00:25:58,799 --> 00:26:02,679
to did he write these yep oh God it was
585
00:26:02,679 --> 00:26:04,039
such a good match on
586
00:26:04,039 --> 00:26:06,159
paper that's what I keep telling you you
587
00:26:06,159 --> 00:26:07,640
can't predict these things with bleeps
588
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:09,760
and bloops ones and
589
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:12,039
zeros so I guess no second date for Mr
590
00:26:12,039 --> 00:26:14,679
Benjamin yeah plus if I don't have the
591
00:26:14,679 --> 00:26:16,919
spark it's a waste of time speaking of
592
00:26:16,919 --> 00:26:18,679
which you're single obviously why is
593
00:26:18,679 --> 00:26:21,600
that uh well that is complicated you're
594
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:23,760
a Matchmaker I'm sure you have your own
595
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:25,240
algorithms that you could plug into your
596
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:27,720
foolproof software yeah well I've been
597
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:30,159
busy and and uh I think too many people
598
00:26:30,159 --> 00:26:32,440
look for happiness in a partner you got
599
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:33,840
to find happiness within yourself and
600
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:35,919
then find someone to share that with h h
601
00:26:35,919 --> 00:26:38,679
that to my mother oh mine too if her up
602
00:26:38,679 --> 00:26:40,640
to her I would be living the high life
603
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:44,360
in Silicon Valley married by now
604
00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:48,559
huh don't write that down relax I'm a
605
00:26:48,559 --> 00:26:50,480
professional do you think part of what
606
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:52,440
you're doing here is to prove her wrong
607
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:54,120
I don't think anyone's proven Genevie
608
00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:55,960
gats be Webster wrong at
609
00:26:55,960 --> 00:27:00,240
anything certainly don't write that down
610
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:03,159
hope that is my daily reminder to get
611
00:27:03,159 --> 00:27:05,640
some cardio in you want to
612
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:07,760
join no I'm not the one that needs to
613
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,440
work off that's stack of waffles okay so
614
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:11,960
you don't run you don't lift weights you
615
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:14,919
don't Aqua size what do you what do you
616
00:27:14,919 --> 00:27:17,559
do no I don't Aqua
617
00:27:17,559 --> 00:27:20,760
size do you play any sports at
618
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:23,760
all
619
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:30,159
well not sure all this counts as a sport
620
00:27:30,159 --> 00:27:33,640
how dare you hey my favorite niece your
621
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:36,039
only niece you got me there this is my
622
00:27:36,039 --> 00:27:38,840
uncle s Joseph Webster pleasure to meet
623
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:41,760
you likewise Joe so who's this guy new
624
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:43,840
date the opposite actually he's trying
625
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:45,960
to steal my job to be clear I'm not
626
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:48,679
really trying you know if I was trying
627
00:27:48,679 --> 00:27:50,039
it's just a little playful banter do you
628
00:27:50,039 --> 00:27:51,799
not have
629
00:27:51,799 --> 00:27:53,880
banter he and my aunt MIM me own the
630
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:55,640
place yeah when she first moved to the
631
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:57,080
city we let her stay in the apartment
632
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:58,679
above the alley this my my first home
633
00:27:58,679 --> 00:28:00,279
when I felt lost and alone in the big
634
00:28:00,279 --> 00:28:03,000
city stop it Katie you still on me back
635
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:06,080
rant by the way you're never getting it
636
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:07,720
so we going to gab all day you guys want
637
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:10,080
to hit some
638
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:27,040
[Music]
639
00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:29,480
pins can you keep this stretching to a
640
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:31,080
minimum you're embarrassing me it's
641
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:33,640
important to keep the muscles loose I
642
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:34,840
think I've established that I'm already
643
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:36,480
quite the competitor I'm not going to go
644
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:38,480
easy on you I'd be disappointed if you
645
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:41,159
did I've got to warn you I was quite the
646
00:28:41,159 --> 00:28:44,399
but ball roller in my
647
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:47,480
day yeah my niece is pretty good
648
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:52,760
too you know for a girl
649
00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:07,320
just FYI Joseph uh that for a girl crack
650
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:09,919
always adds about 20 M hour to her
651
00:29:09,919 --> 00:29:11,890
ball all right SLI you're
652
00:29:11,890 --> 00:29:15,569
[Music]
653
00:29:17,650 --> 00:29:20,719
[Music]
654
00:29:20,919 --> 00:29:23,399
up you're going to bowl or you trying to
655
00:29:23,399 --> 00:29:25,980
bore the pins until they fall over
656
00:29:25,980 --> 00:29:41,279
[Music]
657
00:29:41,279 --> 00:29:43,720
ouch
658
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:45,679
oh are you not
659
00:29:45,679 --> 00:29:51,559
amused huh you don't look amused
660
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:10,390
[Music]
661
00:30:13,039 --> 00:30:15,720
try to do
662
00:30:15,870 --> 00:30:21,720
[Music]
663
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:24,720
this
664
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:27,760
Joseph you need 89 points to win that's
665
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:30,000
three three strikes in a row yeah I know
666
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,159
thank you it's called the turkey you
667
00:30:32,159 --> 00:30:35,840
know that right odd but
668
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:39,000
okay how rare is a turkey in Bowling
669
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,320
very
670
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:48,720
[Music]
671
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:54,399
good that's one one
672
00:30:57,630 --> 00:31:03,159
[Music]
673
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:05,799
so that that that was two that was two
674
00:31:05,799 --> 00:31:06,919
yeah one more just so we're all sure
675
00:31:06,919 --> 00:31:09,200
that was two right you counting except
676
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:12,120
two all
677
00:31:12,159 --> 00:31:16,720
right how do you like your turkey
678
00:31:19,170 --> 00:31:29,020
[Music]
679
00:31:29,039 --> 00:31:32,559
turkey that's a
680
00:31:34,639 --> 00:31:37,639
turkey
681
00:31:37,860 --> 00:31:42,589
[Music]
682
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:46,480
yeah I'm an actor I need my phone I've
683
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:48,679
been cut off for over a week now I had
684
00:31:48,679 --> 00:31:50,399
to use a pay phone to call my agent you
685
00:31:50,399 --> 00:31:53,279
know how hard those are to
686
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:58,519
find uh I'll call you back
687
00:31:58,519 --> 00:32:00,559
Hi how are you I'm really looking
688
00:32:00,559 --> 00:32:01,840
forward to getting this up on its feet
689
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:05,440
with you oh yeah me
690
00:32:06,919 --> 00:32:09,760
too okay I'm just going to come out and
691
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:13,159
ask are you ghosting me what it's just
692
00:32:13,159 --> 00:32:15,120
you haven't responded to any of my texts
693
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:18,960
or calls lately oh so you messaged me uh
694
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:24,080
yeah a bunch oh uh I'm sorry it's just I
695
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:27,559
um I lost my phone oh why didn't you
696
00:32:27,559 --> 00:32:29,760
just say yeah I don't know after what
697
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:31,000
you said about the whole no dating
698
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,880
co-stars thing I thought maybe you
699
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:34,240
changed your mind and I didn't want to
700
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:36,360
assume that you sent me a message and
701
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:37,559
you didn't bring up the date during
702
00:32:37,559 --> 00:32:39,159
rehearsal so I didn't want to press the
703
00:32:39,159 --> 00:32:41,399
matter that's why I didn't say anything
704
00:32:41,399 --> 00:32:44,080
either so you didn't change your mind no
705
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:47,519
no I had such a good time me too jeez I
706
00:32:47,519 --> 00:32:50,080
should have just told you well we can
707
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:52,279
talk more after rehearsal maybe grab a
708
00:32:52,279 --> 00:32:56,200
drink yeah that'd be great okay I'll see
709
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:59,840
you on stage okay
710
00:33:06,159 --> 00:33:08,000
no it's fine it's a popular time of year
711
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:12,320
I understand thanks oh another let down
712
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:13,399
I don't think I'm ever going to find a
713
00:33:13,399 --> 00:33:14,279
place for my aunt and uncle's
714
00:33:14,279 --> 00:33:16,519
anniversary party hey did you try GE
715
00:33:16,519 --> 00:33:18,399
Gino it was my first call it's the
716
00:33:18,399 --> 00:33:20,200
perfect venue and book solid for the
717
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:22,120
next decade we'll find somewhere don't
718
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:26,200
worry I'm sure of it I hope
719
00:33:26,519 --> 00:33:28,720
so tap
720
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:32,480
dancing no then spit it out okay he is
721
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:34,200
not ghosting me it was a
722
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:36,519
miscommunication he just lost his phone
723
00:33:36,519 --> 00:33:40,880
and and we're going on another date how
724
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:42,919
about you any more lined up seven more
725
00:33:42,919 --> 00:33:44,519
fail dates to go then I win and get the
726
00:33:44,519 --> 00:33:46,440
chronicle job I thought I already had
727
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:47,760
I'm meeting with Joseph shortly to get
728
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:50,880
the Deets on Mr Wrong Number Two hey so
729
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:53,159
maybe it's just me but this Joseph seems
730
00:33:53,159 --> 00:33:56,720
um interesting no if by interesting you
731
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:58,600
mean arrogant and compass itive then
732
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:00,519
yeah yeah it sounds like someone else I
733
00:34:00,519 --> 00:34:03,799
know mm to be fair we got a little
734
00:34:03,799 --> 00:34:05,360
sidetracked and wound up going bowling
735
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:06,399
last night and he was actually pretty
736
00:34:06,399 --> 00:34:09,280
good you only take the special ones
737
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,919
bowling he wasn't like that who
738
00:34:11,919 --> 00:34:14,359
won he
739
00:34:14,359 --> 00:34:18,520
did no I know but like I let him win oh
740
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:20,730
yeah of course you did
741
00:34:20,730 --> 00:34:34,809
[Music]
742
00:34:39,159 --> 00:34:41,639
Yeehaw no late afternoon waffle pick me
743
00:34:41,639 --> 00:34:45,839
up um no decided to cut back so I've
744
00:34:45,839 --> 00:34:48,480
been thinking say h freeze is over and
745
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:50,079
you actually win this competition and
746
00:34:50,079 --> 00:34:51,480
find my true
747
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:53,800
love do you really think you have what
748
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:55,280
it takes to write a daily column of
749
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:56,760
course I deal with relationships all the
750
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:58,560
time you see every care about the people
751
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:00,040
I help and if the unthinkable happens
752
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:01,359
and you get the job I need to know that
753
00:35:01,359 --> 00:35:03,000
you're up to it I think I can provide
754
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,040
some valuable Insight yeah well let's
755
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:05,920
test
756
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,440
that dear Kate I've been dating my best
757
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,040
friend for 3 years and last Christmas he
758
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:11,800
proposed it was out a family gathering
759
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:13,240
so I felt I couldn't say no but now a
760
00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:14,520
few months later I'm wondering if I made
761
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,160
the right choice I love him but I'm
762
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:17,400
worried that he might be my best friend
763
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:18,880
and not the love of my life how can I be
764
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:23,040
sure go go go go what what are we doing
765
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:24,400
this is the biggest part of my job how
766
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:27,359
would you respond to her I know I would
767
00:35:27,359 --> 00:35:31,760
um uhhuh okay uh no no okay look um I
768
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:33,480
would say that it's completely normal to
769
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:35,160
feel nervous about a life-changing
770
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:37,119
decision but if this person is your best
771
00:35:37,119 --> 00:35:39,520
friend then you tell them your concerns
772
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:40,320
that's what they're there for
773
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:44,030
communication is key beginner's luck
774
00:35:44,030 --> 00:35:45,599
[Music]
775
00:35:45,599 --> 00:35:48,960
oh okay don't throw your back out and I
776
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:50,040
would add that part of the reason I
777
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:51,760
developed this technology was to remove
778
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:53,680
doubts just like this well so far your
779
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:56,839
batting zero baseball terminology maybe
780
00:35:56,839 --> 00:35:58,280
well I've tweaked the algorithm brought
781
00:35:58,280 --> 00:35:59,680
in the search and found someone that I
782
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:02,599
think will make me Most Valuable Player
783
00:36:02,599 --> 00:36:04,800
okay how do you
784
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:07,970
feel about country
785
00:36:07,970 --> 00:36:18,160
[Music]
786
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:21,839
music oh my gosh I am so sorry that did
787
00:36:21,839 --> 00:36:24,040
you just slap your thigh I didn't think
788
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:25,839
anyone actually ever did that is that
789
00:36:25,839 --> 00:36:28,599
really a thing too oh only if we're
790
00:36:28,599 --> 00:36:31,960
really happy
791
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:34,359
uh honestly when I walked in and saw the
792
00:36:34,359 --> 00:36:36,240
cowboy hat I was kind of dreading this
793
00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:39,160
but I'm having a really good
794
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:41,839
time well if you'll excuse me I need use
795
00:36:41,839 --> 00:36:44,520
a little Cowboys
796
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:57,599
right hey you now where were we oh
797
00:36:57,599 --> 00:36:58,920
before I forget the waiter came by and
798
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:00,560
told me that you had a phone call isn't
799
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:03,160
the service here terrific it certainly
800
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:05,920
is your wife called let me see if I got
801
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:07,720
this right your daughter has been sent
802
00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:09,560
home sick from school so please pick up
803
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:11,200
some chicken soup on the way home from
804
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:13,079
your work meeting because we all know
805
00:37:13,079 --> 00:37:15,200
that the most important part of curing a
806
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:19,680
sickness is to stay hydrated
807
00:37:21,870 --> 00:37:29,959
[Music]
808
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:32,960
hello
809
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:36,000
wow you look
810
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:39,440
amazing how'd the date go great he was
811
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:44,520
married what yeah oh God Kate I I'm so
812
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:45,839
sorry I had no
813
00:37:45,839 --> 00:37:50,040
idea think your algorithm needs an
814
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:53,839
algorithm okay aside from the whole
815
00:37:53,839 --> 00:37:56,920
marriage part was it a good match yeah
816
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:58,440
obviously he's an idiot and he's
817
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:00,920
blacklisted from now on but it's clear
818
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:02,080
I'm on the right
819
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:06,040
[Music]
820
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:11,000
path so do you like sleep here or no of
821
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:14,200
course not but it is open 24 hours can I
822
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:17,920
get you coffee apology waffle I'm good
823
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:19,240
you know I've been doing some background
824
00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:21,599
reading on your family oh we are
825
00:38:21,599 --> 00:38:23,960
fantastic aren't we yes you are and you
826
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:25,680
weren't kidding about Legacy there are
827
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:27,960
some amazing stories in there which
828
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:29,760
means my part of the competition is
829
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:32,319
shaping up quite
830
00:38:32,319 --> 00:38:35,920
nicely we are still on for tomorrow yeah
831
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:39,520
yeah so try and get some sleep we'll do
832
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:40,640
and
833
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:43,400
Kate I really am
834
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:48,040
sorry I'll make it up to you
835
00:38:55,900 --> 00:39:01,349
[Music]
836
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:05,119
hey Nancy what's up georgino is
837
00:39:05,119 --> 00:39:08,599
available what how I put your name on
838
00:39:08,599 --> 00:39:10,000
the wait list with zero hope but the
839
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:11,800
manager just called me and said that
840
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:14,079
somebody canceled their event so get
841
00:39:14,079 --> 00:39:16,480
down there with the deposit and we are
842
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:19,000
in oh you are so awesome okay I'm going
843
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,480
to head there now and give them a check
844
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:23,200
and sign the agreement
845
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:27,760
yes ooh N I got to go love you hello hey
846
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:29,359
uh just checking in how's the profile
847
00:39:29,359 --> 00:39:32,240
going oh great I'm almost done and I
848
00:39:32,240 --> 00:39:34,079
think you're going to love
849
00:39:34,079 --> 00:39:37,520
it ooh um you know what I got to go long
850
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:39,720
story
851
00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:42,440
what hello hey we're still meeting today
852
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:44,640
right I'm at the dino ooh I got to
853
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:47,359
cancel but I've got my dates to go over
854
00:39:47,359 --> 00:39:50,480
okay well meet me at georgino in 15
855
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:52,160
minutes
856
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:54,920
hello well hello
857
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:57,480
darling how did you get this number ter
858
00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:59,240
up shred it tear it up again and then
859
00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:01,480
burn
860
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:12,389
[Music]
861
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:17,760
it don't worry about it nice place it's
862
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:20,319
the perfect place so what's going on
863
00:40:20,319 --> 00:40:23,119
here well nothing now been searching the
864
00:40:23,119 --> 00:40:24,680
city for a special place to throw my
865
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:26,119
aunt and uncle a surprise anniversary
866
00:40:26,119 --> 00:40:28,440
party again think happen and this place
867
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:32,000
had a cancellation so what's the problem
868
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,480
the additional cost for short notice
869
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:35,720
change over of Staff last minute booking
870
00:40:35,720 --> 00:40:38,880
fee and a 25% customary search H can you
871
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:41,359
really put a price on
872
00:40:41,359 --> 00:40:44,440
happiness nice guess you
873
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:46,560
can better leave before he adds a few
874
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:49,119
more zeros uh look I know you've
875
00:40:49,119 --> 00:40:50,720
probably checked out all sorts of places
876
00:40:50,720 --> 00:40:53,440
but pretty good at research maybe I can
877
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:54,319
give you a
878
00:40:54,319 --> 00:40:57,839
hand you do that for me yeah well why
879
00:40:57,839 --> 00:41:00,920
not okay well maybe having someone make
880
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:02,560
some choices for me isn't as bad as it
881
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:04,359
sounds and it is the least I can do
882
00:41:04,359 --> 00:41:06,280
after the whole marry Cowboy
883
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:08,440
incident right you didn't by chance give
884
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:11,680
that rodeo rider my number did you I did
885
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:14,680
problem what were you
886
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:19,240
thinking well if I can't find you in
887
00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:21,520
date at least I can help you find a
888
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:22,839
venue
889
00:41:22,839 --> 00:41:25,319
thanks so you want to go discuss the
890
00:41:25,319 --> 00:41:26,839
next candidates for your dates I've got
891
00:41:26,839 --> 00:41:28,240
some great ones lined up you know I'm
892
00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:30,240
not really in the mood right now do you
893
00:41:30,240 --> 00:41:32,680
think we can reschedule okay well how
894
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:34,440
about uh some more background on your
895
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:36,640
stunning profile on me then take a rain
896
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:40,280
check on that too oh yeah literally yeah
897
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:42,400
yeah you know I'm starting to think that
898
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:43,520
you don't actually want to finish this
899
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:46,000
thing and just fancy hanging out with me
900
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:46,880
you
901
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:51,000
wish No I um I just need to be alone for
902
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,000
a
903
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:57,920
bit yeah okay bye bye
904
00:42:20,319 --> 00:42:21,640
everything okay
905
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:24,319
kiddo fine just trying to bowl out a few
906
00:42:24,319 --> 00:42:27,620
issues that's all
907
00:42:27,620 --> 00:42:31,600
[Music]
908
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:35,839
can I
909
00:42:35,839 --> 00:42:38,880
help do you think I'm too picky nothing
910
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:42,319
wrong with being picky really yeah okay
911
00:42:42,319 --> 00:42:44,680
what about when it comes to say planning
912
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:46,440
something special chasing your dream
913
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:48,920
career or finding a relationship that
914
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:50,480
matters in life sorry are we still
915
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:52,240
talking about bowling here I could go
916
00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:54,079
either way just give me a
917
00:42:54,079 --> 00:42:57,240
hint I'm just starting to wonder I'm I
918
00:42:57,240 --> 00:42:58,720
mean I keep telling people that once
919
00:42:58,720 --> 00:43:00,680
they find the spark it's undeniable but
920
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:02,839
how can I say that when I haven't found
921
00:43:02,839 --> 00:43:05,760
it yet just makes me feel like a fraud
922
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:08,839
nobody talks about my niece like that
923
00:43:08,839 --> 00:43:11,200
don't exactly have the best track record
924
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:12,960
and I tried so hard in my last
925
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:14,520
relationship even though I knew it
926
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:16,359
wasn't right since then it's just been
927
00:43:16,359 --> 00:43:18,000
bad date after bad
928
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,559
date what happens when something comes
929
00:43:20,559 --> 00:43:23,800
along that doesn't quite line up with
930
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:25,280
everything you've believed maybe I'm
931
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:26,720
wrong about the spark maybe I should be
932
00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:29,400
more opened options you remember when we
933
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:30,880
first started thinking about a custom
934
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:32,839
ball for you right all the different
935
00:43:32,839 --> 00:43:36,480
styles we tried out weights designs hole
936
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:38,440
placements I don't really think that
937
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:40,800
compares it does it does I've never
938
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:43,319
known anybody to be so picky initially
939
00:43:43,319 --> 00:43:45,680
about you know a bowling ball but you
940
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:47,400
tried out different things you you were
941
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:50,280
open to options and when you finally
942
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:52,599
weighed in on all the
943
00:43:52,599 --> 00:43:54,760
options the ball you
944
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:59,040
picked was perfect
945
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:03,920
was wasn't it once you know you
946
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:07,960
know what give it a
947
00:44:11,130 --> 00:44:14,249
[Music]
948
00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:18,920
whirl that's what I'm talking about
949
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:21,160
right
950
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:26,359
there so no news on the soap opera yeah
951
00:44:26,359 --> 00:44:27,800
I'm not being imp patient look I just
952
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:29,720
really need the money there's got to be
953
00:44:29,720 --> 00:44:31,800
something I'll do
954
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:35,599
anything oh hey is everything okay yeah
955
00:44:35,599 --> 00:44:37,400
everything is perfect now that you're
956
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:39,559
here you know if there's something wrong
957
00:44:39,559 --> 00:44:42,000
you can tell me everything's fine
958
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,839
honestly I know how tough this job can
959
00:44:44,839 --> 00:44:47,480
be okay I was on the verge of quitting
960
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:49,559
last year you got to keep the faith
961
00:44:49,559 --> 00:44:51,480
everything's going to work out okay no
962
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:52,880
matter how desperate things get or how
963
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:54,359
behind you are on your rent or your cell
964
00:44:54,359 --> 00:44:56,200
phone bill or just trying to figure out
965
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:57,040
where your next dollar is going to come
966
00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:59,880
come from you know Charlie are you sure
967
00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:01,280
that everything's
968
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:05,160
okay everything's fine it's just it's
969
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:08,079
hard to imagine you giving up acting we
970
00:45:08,079 --> 00:45:09,319
never would have
971
00:45:09,319 --> 00:45:12,960
met you're such a
972
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:24,800
charmer hello oh yeah working hard or
973
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:28,079
hardly working oh hilarious write that I
974
00:45:28,079 --> 00:45:30,280
did mhm yeah yeah you know what else I
975
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:32,079
did I went and checked out some of the
976
00:45:32,079 --> 00:45:34,040
places you suggested one of them was
977
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:36,720
almost perfect good almost there was a
978
00:45:36,720 --> 00:45:38,280
construction site out front and I could
979
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:40,000
barely hear myself thing well we're not
980
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,400
going to give up that easy come on come
981
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:44,640
on I'm not going to
982
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:48,440
bite we are going to find you a
983
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:50,240
venue
984
00:45:50,240 --> 00:45:54,839
okay all right now uh this one I went to
985
00:45:54,839 --> 00:45:57,599
a launch party for a fashion line
986
00:45:57,599 --> 00:46:00,200
that's where I met your cowboy friend G
987
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:03,200
yeah place looks great
988
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:07,200
though I'm open to options okay uh this
989
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:09,559
one's beautiful beautiful Decor a decent
990
00:46:09,559 --> 00:46:13,240
price but um oh no no your cousin Jean
991
00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:14,680
in a bad hip they're not going to like
992
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:17,559
going up these stairs so this place is
993
00:46:17,559 --> 00:46:22,839
out you remember that yeah of course oh
994
00:46:22,839 --> 00:46:25,119
I didn't think you listen to me ramble
995
00:46:25,119 --> 00:46:26,920
kidding how coffee and Waffle get to go
996
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:29,119
togethers are the highlight of my
997
00:46:29,119 --> 00:46:31,359
day okay I'm I'm just going to send you
998
00:46:31,359 --> 00:46:33,319
a list of these uh obviously they're not
999
00:46:33,319 --> 00:46:36,079
going to be as good as strino but seems
1000
00:46:36,079 --> 00:46:39,440
like you are in need thanks I really
1001
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:41,920
appreciate
1002
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:47,119
it I've got a bunch of potential dates
1003
00:46:47,119 --> 00:46:49,079
to go over too uh I've got a great
1004
00:46:49,079 --> 00:46:50,880
feeling about these guys going to have a
1005
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:53,480
lot to live up
1006
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:56,960
to I mean just cuz I know there's so
1007
00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:59,520
many great guys in this city it's a big
1008
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:01,800
turn of phrase hi can I have a coffee
1009
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:05,000
please thank
1010
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:08,780
[Music]
1011
00:47:14,030 --> 00:47:16,520
[Music]
1012
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:21,680
you so is this your first time
1013
00:47:27,170 --> 00:47:35,020
[Music]
1014
00:47:41,390 --> 00:47:46,760
[Music]
1015
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:49,520
hello Glenn Kate have you got anything
1016
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:51,359
for me on that profile piece I'm kind of
1017
00:47:51,359 --> 00:47:53,760
under the gun here mhm I'm almost done I
1018
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:55,920
swear and what about the competition I'm
1019
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:57,720
going to need the winner to start next
1020
00:47:57,720 --> 00:48:00,400
week right he still has two dates left
1021
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:04,200
to find my match and and I guess we'll
1022
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:05,920
just have to see how it plays out all
1023
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:08,440
right keep me
1024
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:18,839
informed hi you hey I hate to bother you
1025
00:48:18,839 --> 00:48:21,520
but do you have any news on my next date
1026
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:23,760
Glenn's hounded me for an update yeah he
1027
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:27,040
just he just gave me the gears too well
1028
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:29,599
uh not yet but soon are you okay you
1029
00:48:29,599 --> 00:48:31,760
seem stressed yeah of course I'm
1030
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:33,319
stressed I've only got two days to go
1031
00:48:33,319 --> 00:48:34,400
and my software is not finding you a
1032
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:36,440
match I mean what am I missing well
1033
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:38,599
maybe I'm lying there's no pride in
1034
00:48:38,599 --> 00:48:40,640
winning if you don't do it
1035
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:44,119
right know me so well yeah well I've
1036
00:48:44,119 --> 00:48:46,040
I've got detailed
1037
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:50,280
files okay bye
1038
00:48:53,080 --> 00:49:00,920
[Music]
1039
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:04,359
who mother I I wasn't expecting you I
1040
00:49:04,359 --> 00:49:07,599
can see that what a pleasant surprise I
1041
00:49:07,599 --> 00:49:09,119
thought you might need the oldfashioned
1042
00:49:09,119 --> 00:49:11,040
touch to put this job competition thing
1043
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:13,040
over the line oh that's so sweet but
1044
00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:14,640
I've got all the data I need to see this
1045
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:17,079
through oh I called in the last of my
1046
00:49:17,079 --> 00:49:19,319
favors to make sure the job was yours
1047
00:49:19,319 --> 00:49:22,119
instead you allow a total stranger to
1048
00:49:22,119 --> 00:49:24,160
compete with you oh she's not some some
1049
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:26,240
stranger and and I'll figure this out
1050
00:49:26,240 --> 00:49:28,280
I'm so close I'm certain you believe
1051
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:31,960
that however this has to be a success so
1052
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:34,480
I'm taking over operations mother I can
1053
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:37,400
do this if you just trust me now this
1054
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:39,160
software you have it contains everything
1055
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:41,599
about this woman correct her likes her
1056
00:49:41,599 --> 00:49:45,079
dislikes her passions well yeah good
1057
00:49:45,079 --> 00:49:48,520
then we will create a perfect match what
1058
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:50,119
I've already been in touch with an actor
1059
00:49:50,119 --> 00:49:52,160
and with your detailed information we
1060
00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:55,440
will create her perfect match we can't
1061
00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:57,880
trick her that's a moral it goes
1062
00:49:57,880 --> 00:50:00,000
completely against my Integrity oh
1063
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,839
really you're the one who agreed to this
1064
00:50:01,839 --> 00:50:03,880
foolish competition look you have done
1065
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:06,880
your best and been found wanting and if
1066
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:09,799
we fail then the business our income and
1067
00:50:09,799 --> 00:50:12,240
the family Legacy are all
1068
00:50:12,240 --> 00:50:14,240
ruined do you want that on your
1069
00:50:14,240 --> 00:50:16,640
conscience no but if you just give me a
1070
00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:18,280
little more time I've arranged for an
1071
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:20,119
actor to meet you tomorrow you're going
1072
00:50:20,119 --> 00:50:21,799
to use all the information you have to
1073
00:50:21,799 --> 00:50:24,559
create her perfect date she only needs
1074
00:50:24,559 --> 00:50:27,400
to believe it until the job is secure
1075
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:32,119
cure understood yes
1076
00:50:32,119 --> 00:50:35,520
yeah oh excuse me t uh milk no sugar
1077
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:36,240
thank
1078
00:50:36,240 --> 00:50:40,640
you set uh one tea milk no
1079
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:42,920
sugar I hope one of these venues works
1080
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:44,559
out Joseph really went the extra mile to
1081
00:50:44,559 --> 00:50:46,440
find them Joseph this Joseph that why
1082
00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:48,480
don't you just ask him out already what
1083
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:51,160
no why not I mean you took him bowling I
1084
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:53,799
don't think he realizes how lucky he is
1085
00:50:53,799 --> 00:50:55,480
I got to say it feels great having a
1086
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:58,000
boyfriend wait wait are you official now
1087
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:01,359
yep jump in the water's fine I'm so
1088
00:51:01,359 --> 00:51:04,400
happy for you when can I meet him soon I
1089
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:06,480
hope but right now we have a venue to
1090
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:09,960
find okay let's go you have a boyfriend
1091
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:12,280
I have a
1092
00:51:14,079 --> 00:51:17,599
boyfriend hey are you Joseph he must be
1093
00:51:17,599 --> 00:51:19,920
Charlie yeah I I spoke with your mother
1094
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:22,000
you're a bit sure she tends to like a
1095
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,319
taller man well I'm an actor I could uh
1096
00:51:24,319 --> 00:51:27,640
just act taller
1097
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:30,799
sit down yeah we've got work to
1098
00:51:30,799 --> 00:51:33,559
do so what do you think I think we've
1099
00:51:33,559 --> 00:51:35,000
seen five places today and none of them
1100
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:36,760
work no what about the Fifth Avenue
1101
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:38,720
Place there were no windows the one on
1102
00:51:38,720 --> 00:51:40,680
the Upper East Side pretty sure I saw a
1103
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:42,119
rat in the corner I mean that last place
1104
00:51:42,119 --> 00:51:44,760
was okay and it's
1105
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:48,599
available yeah should we book it our
1106
00:51:48,599 --> 00:51:49,880
party's in two days I don't think we
1107
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:52,599
have a choice we can make it work we
1108
00:51:52,599 --> 00:51:54,440
just need the right decorations a few
1109
00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:56,680
balloons here and there some garlic
1110
00:51:56,680 --> 00:52:00,640
it'll be beautiful I swear
1111
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:03,280
okay did I ever tell you you're my hero
1112
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:06,280
not enough if I'm being honest okay just
1113
00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:08,599
to be clear I do not approve of this
1114
00:52:08,599 --> 00:52:10,240
yeah no judgment I I just really need
1115
00:52:10,240 --> 00:52:11,640
the money
1116
00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:13,359
right your
1117
00:52:13,359 --> 00:52:16,520
name is David steer okay this is a list
1118
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:19,040
of your characteristics interests and
1119
00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:22,880
traits right what am I doing I need you
1120
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:24,960
to memorize this information internalize
1121
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:26,920
it become this character and then I want
1122
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:29,760
you to go on one date as this character
1123
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:31,720
oh but I have a girlfriend that's
1124
00:52:31,720 --> 00:52:33,880
perfect
1125
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:37,079
okay look I just need this woman Kate to
1126
00:52:37,079 --> 00:52:39,520
feel like she's met her perfect match
1127
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:42,240
that she feels she has the spark wow
1128
00:52:42,240 --> 00:52:43,799
that's a lot of pressure yeah tell me
1129
00:52:43,799 --> 00:52:45,839
about it can we
1130
00:52:45,839 --> 00:52:48,359
rehearse rehearse what well I need to
1131
00:52:48,359 --> 00:52:50,200
rehearse so I can really embody the
1132
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:54,520
character you know how do you rehearse a
1133
00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:57,200
date what what do you want me to
1134
00:52:57,200 --> 00:53:00,720
oh uh you just say from the top from the
1135
00:53:00,720 --> 00:53:03,880
top you must be Kate wow you look
1136
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:05,920
Sensational I'm David Ste pleasure to
1137
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:09,040
meet you no well no hold on why are you
1138
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:10,880
copying my accent I'm not copying your
1139
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:13,240
accent I am simply speaking in my normal
1140
00:53:13,240 --> 00:53:15,920
voice oh this is offputting
1141
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:17,839
okay this isn't going to work if you
1142
00:53:17,839 --> 00:53:20,680
don't play along you have to be her I'm
1143
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:23,920
so sorry this is not what I normally do
1144
00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:27,480
just give it a try
1145
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:32,319
so Lov no no so lovely to meet you David
1146
00:53:32,319 --> 00:53:35,880
my name is Kate you as well so Kate tell
1147
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:39,119
me about yourself well I am a writer I
1148
00:53:39,119 --> 00:53:41,040
run a dating blog called The Love spark
1149
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:43,520
I give relationship advice ah yes I'm a
1150
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:46,040
big fan must be an extremely rewarding
1151
00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:49,400
job it is I love it what do you do oh
1152
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:51,680
I'm a doctor I spent several years
1153
00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:53,559
overseas with the Red Cross lending my
1154
00:53:53,559 --> 00:53:55,920
services to the needy so why did you
1155
00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:58,319
bring me to diner for our first
1156
00:53:58,319 --> 00:54:02,640
day well uh uh cuz no no it's it's too
1157
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:05,079
slow mate come on come on yeah sorry
1158
00:54:05,079 --> 00:54:07,520
back to the
1159
00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:12,400
top you must be Kate wow you look
1160
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:14,520
Sensational I'm David steer pleasure to
1161
00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:16,240
meet you lovely to meet you why did you
1162
00:54:16,240 --> 00:54:18,799
bring me to a diner for our date oh it's
1163
00:54:18,799 --> 00:54:20,799
simply just a meeting spot I'm not a fan
1164
00:54:20,799 --> 00:54:23,079
of eating on a first date I was going to
1165
00:54:23,079 --> 00:54:25,200
suggest a w perhaps sounds right at my
1166
00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:26,920
alley tell me are you a fan family man
1167
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:29,079
oh more than anything they're a constant
1168
00:54:29,079 --> 00:54:31,400
source of inspiration that I owe them
1169
00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:33,680
everything now if we were to play a game
1170
00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:35,920
would you let me win oh of course not
1171
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:38,359
cuz that would ruin the fun of playing
1172
00:54:38,359 --> 00:54:40,160
okay let's talk personal choices are you
1173
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:43,200
a doer or a thinker okay sorry don't
1174
00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:44,799
want to ruin the flow or anything but it
1175
00:54:44,799 --> 00:54:46,400
feels more like an interrogation than a
1176
00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:48,520
date look I just I need you to
1177
00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:51,319
internalize all of this information and
1178
00:54:51,319 --> 00:54:53,440
do we really need the accent oh but it's
1179
00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:55,319
so Charming okay now you're just making
1180
00:54:55,319 --> 00:54:57,920
fun of me also so it's a quality that
1181
00:54:57,920 --> 00:55:00,559
she enjoys we can find another actor I
1182
00:55:00,559 --> 00:55:02,799
can lose
1183
00:55:02,799 --> 00:55:05,520
it oh God it's
1184
00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:09,280
Kate hide
1185
00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:14,559
hide hello hey how you doing hi good to
1186
00:55:14,559 --> 00:55:18,160
see you fine are you okay yeah good good
1187
00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:19,599
great yeah all good why yeah why
1188
00:55:19,599 --> 00:55:20,720
wouldn't I
1189
00:55:20,720 --> 00:55:25,319
be okay uh well I'm actually here and
1190
00:55:25,319 --> 00:55:28,119
feel free to say no but I was wondering
1191
00:55:28,119 --> 00:55:29,799
if you wanted to come to the anniversary
1192
00:55:29,799 --> 00:55:33,359
party this weekend really yeah you've
1193
00:55:33,359 --> 00:55:35,079
just been such a big
1194
00:55:35,079 --> 00:55:39,240
help and I like to have you around okay
1195
00:55:39,240 --> 00:55:42,079
well you should put it that way uh I'd
1196
00:55:42,079 --> 00:55:44,200
love to great I will put you on the
1197
00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:46,599
guest list got to go many balloons to
1198
00:55:46,599 --> 00:55:49,039
buy okay
1199
00:55:49,039 --> 00:55:53,960
um yes i' I've got a date for
1200
00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:57,359
you oh okay yeah I just uh found a new
1201
00:55:57,359 --> 00:56:00,079
match really excited about this one I
1202
00:56:00,079 --> 00:56:02,720
think I finally figured it out and when
1203
00:56:02,720 --> 00:56:03,770
is
1204
00:56:03,770 --> 00:56:06,039
[Music]
1205
00:56:06,039 --> 00:56:07,839
it
1206
00:56:07,839 --> 00:56:10,039
tonight it's a little last minute but I
1207
00:56:10,039 --> 00:56:12,680
guess I can make it
1208
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:17,730
work text me the details okay
1209
00:56:17,730 --> 00:56:20,809
[Music]
1210
00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:26,760
cheers all right C and call it eight
1211
00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:38,150
[Music]
1212
00:56:38,319 --> 00:56:41,200
hello you must be
1213
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:44,440
Kate wow you look
1214
00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:46,920
Sensational I'm David SE it's a pleasure
1215
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:49,319
to meet you it's lovely to meet you
1216
00:56:49,319 --> 00:56:53,039
David not too bad yourself H flattery
1217
00:56:53,039 --> 00:56:56,599
will get you everywhere I agree
1218
00:56:56,599 --> 00:56:58,400
so there's a a great tie place nearby
1219
00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:00,520
you want to grab some dinner I'm happy
1220
00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:02,480
to take your lead shall we have a stroll
1221
00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:05,640
first that'd be
1222
00:57:06,039 --> 00:57:09,400
nice I really do love this city but I
1223
00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:10,640
don't think I'll quite get over the
1224
00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:12,599
scale of it I found it a little
1225
00:57:12,599 --> 00:57:15,599
overwhelming at first me too I don't
1226
00:57:15,599 --> 00:57:16,880
think I barely would have left my
1227
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:19,200
apartment if it wasn't for my uncle he
1228
00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:22,440
drove a cab and help me find my feet
1229
00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:23,400
don't know what I would have done
1230
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:25,720
without him I had a similar thing my
1231
00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:27,400
uncle s has a bowling alley and he kind
1232
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:30,880
of took me in really yeah I'm more of a
1233
00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:32,440
botchy Bow Man
1234
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:36,200
myself well the skills do translate
1235
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:39,200
trust me
1236
00:57:41,839 --> 00:57:44,799
really so what's the worst thing you've
1237
00:57:44,799 --> 00:57:47,520
ever done the worst thing mhm it's a
1238
00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:48,520
first date you're going to be giving
1239
00:57:48,520 --> 00:57:50,480
your best impression which you are
1240
00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:52,200
having than you
1241
00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:54,119
time but I think we should balance
1242
00:57:54,119 --> 00:57:56,599
things out I don't think I should say
1243
00:57:56,599 --> 00:58:00,039
must be juicy then well how about you go
1244
00:58:00,039 --> 00:58:02,440
first
1245
00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:05,079
okay I poisoned a
1246
00:58:05,079 --> 00:58:09,880
girl okay uh I'm out no I was six it was
1247
00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:12,880
revenge against a bully oh okay I took
1248
00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:14,839
my milk from recess and kept it in my
1249
00:58:14,839 --> 00:58:17,079
bag unopen for like a week what
1250
00:58:17,079 --> 00:58:19,480
eventually it turned and then one recess
1251
00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:22,359
I took my milk that had gone rotten and
1252
00:58:22,359 --> 00:58:25,000
switched it with her milk the look on
1253
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:27,079
her face when she took that her SG it
1254
00:58:27,079 --> 00:58:29,799
was glorious I don't know if I should be
1255
00:58:29,799 --> 00:58:31,599
scared or
1256
00:58:31,599 --> 00:58:36,280
impressed why not both I guess I
1257
00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:39,880
could oh gosh it's at the time I have a
1258
00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:41,359
big day of prep tomorrow I really should
1259
00:58:41,359 --> 00:58:46,160
get going really yeah well time flies
1260
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:48,559
huh I've been on so many of these dates
1261
00:58:48,559 --> 00:58:50,359
recently that started to feel like work
1262
00:58:50,359 --> 00:58:54,280
you know really yeah but um this has
1263
00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:57,000
been this has been effort I had a great
1264
00:58:57,000 --> 00:59:00,440
time lucky number seven oh my favorite
1265
00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:03,039
number you're a great date Joseph oh
1266
00:59:03,039 --> 00:59:06,720
it's it's David oh my I am so sorry no
1267
00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:08,720
it's it's no it's just that the accent
1268
00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:11,079
it kind of threw me of course it's fine
1269
00:59:11,079 --> 00:59:12,839
yes I'm going to go before I put my foot
1270
00:59:12,839 --> 00:59:16,920
in my mouth we'll do this again I can't
1271
00:59:16,920 --> 00:59:21,920
wait bye David bye
1272
00:59:26,980 --> 00:59:29,359
[Music]
1273
00:59:29,359 --> 00:59:30,839
this seemed to go well right I thought I
1274
00:59:30,839 --> 00:59:33,319
told you to drop the accent yeah but I
1275
00:59:33,319 --> 00:59:35,079
kind of just went with it you know I
1276
00:59:35,079 --> 00:59:36,680
wanted to stay in the moment you did
1277
00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:38,880
wonderfully young man thank you we may
1278
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:41,280
Salvage this yet don't you think Joseph
1279
00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:43,240
does she want to see you again I mean
1280
00:59:43,240 --> 00:59:44,880
she suggested it well that's not
1281
00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:46,720
happening of course
1282
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:49,640
not I'm still getting paid though right
1283
00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:51,839
of course we'll drop a check for you in
1284
00:59:51,839 --> 00:59:53,720
the post tomorrow oh uh I'm more of a
1285
00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:55,240
Cashman if you don't mind dropping it
1286
00:59:55,240 --> 00:59:57,760
off at the theater tomorrow
1287
00:59:57,760 --> 01:00:00,319
yeah
1288
01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:05,480
great see you tomorrow nice
1289
01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:08,480
fellow
1290
01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:19,000
yeah no luck tonight huh in every
1291
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:21,400
possible
1292
01:00:22,119 --> 01:00:25,200
way look Joseph I uh I know she's got a
1293
01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:27,880
tough exterior you know but she's a
1294
01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:29,359
she's a real sweetheart
1295
01:00:29,359 --> 01:00:32,599
underneath don't let her scare you away
1296
01:00:32,599 --> 01:00:34,440
but once she likes you she'll like you
1297
01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:36,760
forever as I know about
1298
01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:40,039
that well we'll
1299
01:00:40,039 --> 01:00:43,559
see Cheers
1300
01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:52,240
Cheers dear readers this is hard to
1301
01:00:52,240 --> 01:00:55,280
admit but I may have been wrong Joseph
1302
01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:56,920
Webster and his modern approach to
1303
01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:58,799
matchmaking may be the real thing after
1304
01:00:58,799 --> 01:01:01,280
all I have to admit that the journey I
1305
01:01:01,280 --> 01:01:02,960
was assigned to and its final
1306
01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:05,079
destination produced a result that I
1307
01:01:05,079 --> 01:01:06,080
never would have
1308
01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:14,590
[Music]
1309
01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:18,240
expected well
1310
01:01:18,240 --> 01:01:23,359
hello my lady good day sir how was it
1311
01:01:23,359 --> 01:01:25,640
how was what oh uh your gig last night
1312
01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:28,039
some immersive reality theater thing
1313
01:01:28,039 --> 01:01:31,319
right yeah it it was immersive all
1314
01:01:31,319 --> 01:01:34,480
right oh okay will you be doing anymore
1315
01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:36,160
oh no I think it was just a one-off
1316
01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:39,079
thing um oh you found your phone yeah I
1317
01:01:39,079 --> 01:01:42,280
I did who's that um oh it's uh it's
1318
01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:44,480
nobody well listen I'm glad it was a
1319
01:01:44,480 --> 01:01:47,200
one-off because we open in a week and we
1320
01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:49,920
really need to focus I think this could
1321
01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:52,599
be really special the show
1322
01:01:52,599 --> 01:01:57,079
or us both but I meant the show
1323
01:01:57,079 --> 01:02:00,000
specifically no offense could really do
1324
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:03,520
with a hit the money tell me about it
1325
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:05,200
maybe we should ease off on the fancy
1326
01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:07,279
restaurants for a while sure I'm a
1327
01:02:07,279 --> 01:02:10,039
pretty good cook now you're talking
1328
01:02:10,039 --> 01:02:14,039
where do you try my Mac and Cheese it's
1329
01:02:15,119 --> 01:02:17,960
amazing look I'm not too big to admit
1330
01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:20,480
this David was actually a guy named
1331
01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:22,480
Charlie we engineered him to be a
1332
01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:23,599
perfect
1333
01:02:23,599 --> 01:02:25,559
match but when I saw how much fun you
1334
01:02:25,559 --> 01:02:28,559
were having I realized how jealous I was
1335
01:02:28,559 --> 01:02:30,319
how that should have been
1336
01:02:30,319 --> 01:02:32,440
me I know things are complicated and
1337
01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:35,559
we've got this dumb competition but I
1338
01:02:35,559 --> 01:02:37,400
think you might feel the same
1339
01:02:37,400 --> 01:02:40,760
way am I
1340
01:02:41,359 --> 01:02:43,559
right okay I'll have another cup of
1341
01:02:43,559 --> 01:02:46,039
coffee talking to the help
1342
01:02:46,039 --> 01:02:50,079
again look this this isn't
1343
01:02:50,079 --> 01:02:55,079
right this is a success she is boted
1344
01:02:55,079 --> 01:02:57,480
which is all that matters it's the
1345
01:02:57,480 --> 01:02:59,200
perfect way to launch in the us and
1346
01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:00,240
whether you're a little bit of tech
1347
01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:02,640
works or not we'll be inundated with
1348
01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:05,559
offers but it's not fair to Kate look
1349
01:03:05,559 --> 01:03:07,200
I've got to tell her the truth and what
1350
01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:09,640
good will that do do you think she'll
1351
01:03:09,640 --> 01:03:11,480
still respect
1352
01:03:11,480 --> 01:03:14,039
you do you think matchmaking is about
1353
01:03:14,039 --> 01:03:17,799
love don't be so naive it's about
1354
01:03:17,799 --> 01:03:20,720
circumstance about needs it's about
1355
01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:22,799
finding the right sutor to advance your
1356
01:03:22,799 --> 01:03:25,799
social standing to increase your wealth
1357
01:03:25,799 --> 01:03:27,680
marrying well has never had anything to
1358
01:03:27,680 --> 01:03:30,599
do with love but my software could
1359
01:03:30,599 --> 01:03:33,760
change all of that Joseph darling the
1360
01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:37,319
deed is done be grateful for my help
1361
01:03:37,319 --> 01:03:38,880
right got to get some
1362
01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:40,920
air and
1363
01:03:40,920 --> 01:03:42,839
mother I think it would be best if you
1364
01:03:42,839 --> 01:03:46,799
weren't here when I return
1365
01:03:47,760 --> 01:03:52,119
Joseph Joseph oh hey hi are you okay
1366
01:03:52,119 --> 01:03:54,520
fine yeah no fine uh I just needed some
1367
01:03:54,520 --> 01:03:58,720
air uh uh you good I'm busy still a lot
1368
01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:01,279
of prep to do for the party right but I
1369
01:04:01,279 --> 01:04:04,279
was passing by and well I hate to admit
1370
01:04:04,279 --> 01:04:07,680
it David was pretty great
1371
01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:10,240
really too soon to say but I think I
1372
01:04:10,240 --> 01:04:13,680
felt a hint of a spark as difficult as
1373
01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:17,240
this is for me I'm almost ready to admit
1374
01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:20,079
defeat that I mean that's good it's
1375
01:04:20,079 --> 01:04:21,799
really good
1376
01:04:21,799 --> 01:04:24,039
good that's all you have to say I was
1377
01:04:24,039 --> 01:04:26,160
expecting like a victory dance or no I'm
1378
01:04:26,160 --> 01:04:28,799
thrilled honestly
1379
01:04:28,799 --> 01:04:31,920
yeah are you sure you're okay I'm just
1380
01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:33,440
happy it worked out that's that's what
1381
01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:35,079
this is all about right if you have
1382
01:04:35,079 --> 01:04:37,119
something to say you can talk to me I
1383
01:04:37,119 --> 01:04:38,680
know it's weird with the job between us
1384
01:04:38,680 --> 01:04:40,839
and everything but I like to think we're
1385
01:04:40,839 --> 01:04:46,559
close no yeah it's complicated what
1386
01:04:48,839 --> 01:04:51,760
is no I just you know I got to run I
1387
01:04:51,760 --> 01:04:55,559
really got to run I'm so sorry
1388
01:05:01,780 --> 01:05:04,920
[Music]
1389
01:05:04,920 --> 01:05:08,359
hi okay so the guests are all here the
1390
01:05:08,359 --> 01:05:10,079
decorations are in your apartment I've
1391
01:05:10,079 --> 01:05:11,440
spoken to a florist who's going to do
1392
01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:13,839
all the table settings oh and my uncle
1393
01:05:13,839 --> 01:05:16,240
Raphael is going to supply a case of
1394
01:05:16,240 --> 01:05:18,599
Premium champagne oh you are amazing I
1395
01:05:18,599 --> 01:05:20,640
don't know what I would do without
1396
01:05:20,640 --> 01:05:24,160
y Kate can you please get off your phone
1397
01:05:24,160 --> 01:05:26,039
I mean you meet one cute guy you turn
1398
01:05:26,039 --> 01:05:28,039
into a teenager
1399
01:05:28,039 --> 01:05:30,640
uh-huh oh and I've also spoken to the
1400
01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:33,000
president of the United States uh-huh
1401
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:34,559
and he's arranged for the Blue Angels to
1402
01:05:34,559 --> 01:05:37,960
do flyover yeah yeah and he also
1403
01:05:37,960 --> 01:05:40,000
suggested that we invite you know a few
1404
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:42,160
aliens just as a kind gesture to all
1405
01:05:42,160 --> 01:05:45,279
mankind great
1406
01:05:45,279 --> 01:05:48,440
Kate I'm sorry I've been trying to get
1407
01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:49,760
in touch with Joseph all day and he
1408
01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:51,240
won't answer I'm kind of worried about
1409
01:05:51,240 --> 01:05:54,200
him why you just seem really off this
1410
01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:56,039
morning I mean the job's practic his
1411
01:05:56,039 --> 01:05:58,839
You' think he'd be thrilled right wait
1412
01:05:58,839 --> 01:06:01,480
are you telling me that Mr Wright might
1413
01:06:01,480 --> 01:06:03,640
have a little
1414
01:06:03,640 --> 01:06:06,760
competition I don't know I mean I was
1415
01:06:06,760 --> 01:06:07,960
thinking about all the things that I
1416
01:06:07,960 --> 01:06:10,079
really enjoyed about the date his cander
1417
01:06:10,079 --> 01:06:13,319
his confidence our banter his accent
1418
01:06:13,319 --> 01:06:15,279
okay yes his accent and I realized that
1419
01:06:15,279 --> 01:06:17,039
it reminded me of hanging out with
1420
01:06:17,039 --> 01:06:20,599
Joseph is that crazy if you have the
1421
01:06:20,599 --> 01:06:22,720
spark it's
1422
01:06:22,720 --> 01:06:25,240
undeniable it's really bad advice this
1423
01:06:25,240 --> 01:06:27,559
is Ling I want to keep talking about it
1424
01:06:27,559 --> 01:06:29,359
in detail but I'm going to be late for
1425
01:06:29,359 --> 01:06:31,720
dress rehearsal so I'm going to call you
1426
01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:37,200
right after okay okay okay bye bye
1427
01:06:55,500 --> 01:06:58,619
[Music]
1428
01:06:59,319 --> 01:07:01,880
where is my party planning
1429
01:07:01,880 --> 01:07:04,880
notebook
1430
01:07:12,940 --> 01:07:15,720
[Music]
1431
01:07:15,720 --> 01:07:21,760
Nancy yes I figured it out I figured it
1432
01:07:21,760 --> 01:07:24,240
out okay
1433
01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:27,520
[Music]
1434
01:07:31,880 --> 01:07:33,720
Joseph hi where have you been I've been
1435
01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:35,839
trying to call you all day look Kate
1436
01:07:35,839 --> 01:07:38,000
where are you I I'm just tracking Nancy
1437
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:40,440
down she took my notebook by accident
1438
01:07:40,440 --> 01:07:42,319
I'm so sorry to hear that listen uh I've
1439
01:07:42,319 --> 01:07:44,200
got something I really need you to see
1440
01:07:44,200 --> 01:07:45,640
and I really want to talk to you about
1441
01:07:45,640 --> 01:07:47,160
something listen I've got to run a quick
1442
01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:49,160
errand why don't you meet me back at the
1443
01:07:49,160 --> 01:07:50,880
dino once you've got your notebook back
1444
01:07:50,880 --> 01:07:53,359
I'll see you
1445
01:07:53,880 --> 01:07:56,880
soon waffles for for
1446
01:07:56,880 --> 01:07:59,799
everyone you get a waffle you get a
1447
01:07:59,799 --> 01:08:03,920
waffle you get well you're
1448
01:08:03,920 --> 01:08:07,269
[Music]
1449
01:08:08,920 --> 01:08:14,119
okay oh miss Woodhouse Mr nightly um is
1450
01:08:14,119 --> 01:08:15,319
that the script we're supposed to be off
1451
01:08:15,319 --> 01:08:17,799
book it's my friend's notebook
1452
01:08:17,799 --> 01:08:23,520
oh start again take it from the top
1453
01:08:26,799 --> 01:08:29,400
Miss Woodhouse Miss T
1454
01:08:29,400 --> 01:08:32,839
nightly Nancy oh Kate I took your
1455
01:08:32,839 --> 01:08:38,839
notebook I'm so sorry David um what no
1456
01:08:38,839 --> 01:08:40,719
this is my boyfriend Charlie Charlie
1457
01:08:40,719 --> 01:08:43,440
this is my best friend Kate this is
1458
01:08:43,440 --> 01:08:45,520
David the new guy I went out with last
1459
01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:49,080
night what okay listen I uh it's not
1460
01:08:49,080 --> 01:08:50,520
what you think it was just an acting job
1461
01:08:50,520 --> 01:08:52,799
I need the money and Nance leave me
1462
01:08:52,799 --> 01:08:56,839
alone Nancy I didn't know
1463
01:08:56,839 --> 01:08:58,600
okay you have 2 minutes to explain to me
1464
01:08:58,600 --> 01:08:59,839
what the heck is going on why did you
1465
01:08:59,839 --> 01:09:01,440
lie to me about who you were okay I
1466
01:09:01,440 --> 01:09:03,080
didn't lie I was acting it was just a
1467
01:09:03,080 --> 01:09:05,359
job I didn't know who you were great and
1468
01:09:05,359 --> 01:09:07,719
now Nancy thinks I'm a liar what do you
1469
01:09:07,719 --> 01:09:09,679
mean it was a job I was going to be
1470
01:09:09,679 --> 01:09:11,080
evicted from my apartment I would have
1471
01:09:11,080 --> 01:09:12,839
to leave the city leave the play leave
1472
01:09:12,839 --> 01:09:14,520
Nancy I didn't have a choice I don't
1473
01:09:14,520 --> 01:09:16,400
want to lose her okay well I don't think
1474
01:09:16,400 --> 01:09:18,440
you have much say in that anymore what
1475
01:09:18,440 --> 01:09:19,759
do you mean it was an acting job who
1476
01:09:19,759 --> 01:09:22,679
hired you hey Charlie so sorry I've got
1477
01:09:22,679 --> 01:09:25,880
your cash
1478
01:09:27,640 --> 01:09:29,839
car to explain yourself look I didn't
1479
01:09:29,839 --> 01:09:31,799
want to do this this wasn't my idea at
1480
01:09:31,799 --> 01:09:33,400
all I I know how this looks when I
1481
01:09:33,400 --> 01:09:34,480
started to but if you just let me
1482
01:09:34,480 --> 01:09:36,600
explain that I thought we were too but
1483
01:09:36,600 --> 01:09:38,440
just give me one moment to explain Kate
1484
01:09:38,440 --> 01:09:41,600
please actually forget it you've done
1485
01:09:41,600 --> 01:09:45,000
enough come on
1486
01:09:45,719 --> 01:09:50,279
Kate and scene brilliant see that the
1487
01:09:50,279 --> 01:09:54,590
play I'm still getting paid right
1488
01:09:54,590 --> 01:09:59,509
[Music]
1489
01:10:05,650 --> 01:10:16,859
[Music]
1490
01:10:17,760 --> 01:10:21,719
Joseph Webster is a
1491
01:10:21,719 --> 01:10:24,000
fraud you ever meet someone and think it
1492
01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:26,159
was too good to be true well my dearest
1493
01:10:26,159 --> 01:10:28,640
readers sometimes it is let me tell you
1494
01:10:28,640 --> 01:10:30,560
a little story about Joseph Webster
1495
01:10:30,560 --> 01:10:33,239
so-called
1496
01:10:34,679 --> 01:10:37,280
Matchmaker and that's why every romantic
1497
01:10:37,280 --> 01:10:39,920
fairy tale Joseph Webster tries to sell
1498
01:10:39,920 --> 01:10:42,840
you will always end in bitter
1499
01:10:42,840 --> 01:10:45,600
heartbreak that's quite the story sure
1500
01:10:45,600 --> 01:10:46,960
is and it's going to be a great first
1501
01:10:46,960 --> 01:10:49,440
piece of the chronicle he cheated I win
1502
01:10:49,440 --> 01:10:52,120
okay listen this is a delicate matter
1503
01:10:52,120 --> 01:10:54,199
and the truth yeah but a deal is a deal
1504
01:10:54,199 --> 01:10:56,520
he had eight dates to find you a perfect
1505
01:10:56,520 --> 01:10:59,080
match and that deal expired when he
1506
01:10:59,080 --> 01:11:01,840
cheated he has one date left you're not
1507
01:11:01,840 --> 01:11:04,280
serious after the actor stunt listen I
1508
01:11:04,280 --> 01:11:08,239
want you the owners still lean to him
1509
01:11:08,239 --> 01:11:11,640
you have to see it through for my sake
1510
01:11:11,640 --> 01:11:15,880
great okay okay for the
1511
01:11:15,880 --> 01:11:18,080
record I think what he did that was a
1512
01:11:18,080 --> 01:11:21,520
lousy thing then disqualify him and give
1513
01:11:21,520 --> 01:11:24,840
me the job one more date and you're home
1514
01:11:24,840 --> 01:11:27,239
free
1515
01:11:45,040 --> 01:11:48,000
hey okay I'm so sorry that this happened
1516
01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:49,960
but I had no idea he was your boyfriend
1517
01:11:49,960 --> 01:11:51,960
if I had even the slightest hint I would
1518
01:11:51,960 --> 01:11:53,440
have left immediately and I can assure
1519
01:11:53,440 --> 01:11:55,239
you that nothing happened not even a
1520
01:11:55,239 --> 01:11:57,400
handhold was hired by Joseph who used
1521
01:11:57,400 --> 01:11:58,800
all of my data to create the perfect
1522
01:11:58,800 --> 01:12:01,639
date for me so he'd
1523
01:12:02,840 --> 01:12:05,840
win okay I understand if you're not
1524
01:12:05,840 --> 01:12:08,040
ready to talk about this yet but for the
1525
01:12:08,040 --> 01:12:09,639
record in the brief moment before I
1526
01:12:09,639 --> 01:12:11,239
realized who he was and I just saw the
1527
01:12:11,239 --> 01:12:13,840
two of you together you looked happier
1528
01:12:13,840 --> 01:12:17,360
than I've ever seen you you were
1529
01:12:17,360 --> 01:12:19,320
glowing I think you should give him a
1530
01:12:19,320 --> 01:12:21,760
chance to
1531
01:12:22,199 --> 01:12:26,639
explain think about it
1532
01:12:31,220 --> 01:12:34,529
[Music]
1533
01:12:35,480 --> 01:12:37,080
sorry I'll be out of here in a second I
1534
01:12:37,080 --> 01:12:38,719
talked to the under study he's good the
1535
01:12:38,719 --> 01:12:42,320
show will work Charlie I I think you
1536
01:12:42,320 --> 01:12:43,520
should
1537
01:12:43,520 --> 01:12:45,920
stay my parents are right I'm not cut
1538
01:12:45,920 --> 01:12:47,920
out for this I would have quit weeks ago
1539
01:12:47,920 --> 01:12:49,159
if it wasn't for you but then my agent
1540
01:12:49,159 --> 01:12:51,440
got me this weird gig and I needed the
1541
01:12:51,440 --> 01:12:53,480
money and I didn't want to do it but I
1542
01:12:53,480 --> 01:12:55,760
also didn't want to leave
1543
01:12:55,760 --> 01:12:57,159
turns out you were the only reason I was
1544
01:12:57,159 --> 01:13:00,600
staying and I messed that up too I'm
1545
01:13:00,600 --> 01:13:02,400
sorry I'm not sure I'll be able to
1546
01:13:02,400 --> 01:13:05,400
forgive you yet but I know for certain
1547
01:13:05,400 --> 01:13:07,159
this show will be worse without you in
1548
01:13:07,159 --> 01:13:11,280
it so you have to stay
1549
01:13:11,280 --> 01:13:14,280
okay
1550
01:13:19,960 --> 01:13:22,600
okay are
1551
01:13:22,600 --> 01:13:26,840
you you w answering your phone
1552
01:13:26,840 --> 01:13:28,960
shocking so I decided to come here and
1553
01:13:28,960 --> 01:13:31,800
make an attempt at explaining the
1554
01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:33,600
unforgivable okay well I don't really
1555
01:13:33,600 --> 01:13:34,880
have time for this cuz it's the party
1556
01:13:34,880 --> 01:13:38,040
today um you're no longer invited by the
1557
01:13:38,040 --> 01:13:40,679
way look look I just wanted to come by
1558
01:13:40,679 --> 01:13:43,360
and and tell you that you were
1559
01:13:43,360 --> 01:13:45,639
right you know how hard it is for me to
1560
01:13:45,639 --> 01:13:48,239
admit that
1561
01:13:48,239 --> 01:13:51,920
mhm right about what why I was doing
1562
01:13:51,920 --> 01:13:54,040
this I wanted to act like this is all
1563
01:13:54,040 --> 01:13:56,120
about helping people helping them fall
1564
01:13:56,120 --> 01:13:58,000
in love and while that's true the real
1565
01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:00,440
reason I was doing this is in search of
1566
01:14:00,440 --> 01:14:02,440
my family's
1567
01:14:02,440 --> 01:14:04,400
validation when my mother suggested the
1568
01:14:04,400 --> 01:14:06,679
actor I didn't want to do it it goes
1569
01:14:06,679 --> 01:14:08,679
completely against everything I stand
1570
01:14:08,679 --> 01:14:11,199
for but I was under such pressure to fix
1571
01:14:11,199 --> 01:14:13,560
this algorithm situation that I I went
1572
01:14:13,560 --> 01:14:15,040
along with
1573
01:14:15,040 --> 01:14:18,000
it I'm hoping at the very least
1574
01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:20,040
that you'll understand the lengths
1575
01:14:20,040 --> 01:14:23,520
people will go to to help their
1576
01:14:23,520 --> 01:14:26,679
family not that that's an excuse listen
1577
01:14:26,679 --> 01:14:29,000
I'm never going to forgive myself and I
1578
01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:30,400
don't expect you to forgive me either I
1579
01:14:30,400 --> 01:14:32,920
just needed to come here and and give
1580
01:14:32,920 --> 01:14:34,120
you an
1581
01:14:34,120 --> 01:14:37,159
explanation and to tell you how sorry I
1582
01:14:37,159 --> 01:14:38,960
really am
1583
01:14:38,960 --> 01:14:41,880
fine I I'm I'm not
1584
01:14:41,880 --> 01:14:44,920
done please I know I have no real right
1585
01:14:44,920 --> 01:14:46,280
to say this
1586
01:14:46,280 --> 01:14:50,440
but the competition's not over yet is
1587
01:14:50,440 --> 01:14:52,719
it I still have one more chance Left
1588
01:14:52,719 --> 01:14:55,280
Right despite my better judgment Glenn
1589
01:14:55,280 --> 01:14:57,520
agrees well I I finally figured out what
1590
01:14:57,520 --> 01:14:58,840
was missing in my
1591
01:14:58,840 --> 01:15:01,120
code I really do think I found the right
1592
01:15:01,120 --> 01:15:03,880
person so you want to break my heart lie
1593
01:15:03,880 --> 01:15:06,880
to me and steal my job no I I I I don't
1594
01:15:06,880 --> 01:15:08,159
care about the job I want you to have
1595
01:15:08,159 --> 01:15:10,600
the job really you don't care about the
1596
01:15:10,600 --> 01:15:12,960
job as much ases I care about
1597
01:15:12,960 --> 01:15:15,000
you look
1598
01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:19,400
please Kate please promise me you'll be
1599
01:15:19,400 --> 01:15:22,120
there I'll send you the details guess I
1600
01:15:22,120 --> 01:15:23,199
don't have a
1601
01:15:23,199 --> 01:15:25,520
choice you done
1602
01:15:25,520 --> 01:15:27,080
I hope I can prove myself with this last
1603
01:15:27,080 --> 01:15:29,719
date but it doesn't make up for the
1604
01:15:29,719 --> 01:15:31,800
lie I wasn't sure I was going to catch
1605
01:15:31,800 --> 01:15:34,840
you so I slip something under your
1606
01:15:34,840 --> 01:15:39,199
door just consider it a a small gesture
1607
01:15:39,199 --> 01:15:41,760
for my bad
1608
01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:47,239
behavior bye Kate
1609
01:16:05,760 --> 01:16:08,120
knock knock
1610
01:16:08,120 --> 01:16:14,000
Nancy Olive Branch thank God
1611
01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:16,560
okay okay hey hey go easy you're going
1612
01:16:16,560 --> 01:16:18,920
to crack
1613
01:16:19,199 --> 01:16:22,080
her thank you so much did you really
1614
01:16:22,080 --> 01:16:23,920
think you could do all of this all by
1615
01:16:23,920 --> 01:16:27,560
yourself not a chance okay so I'll get
1616
01:16:27,560 --> 01:16:29,280
started on the balloons you do the
1617
01:16:29,280 --> 01:16:31,000
seating plan I need to call one of the
1618
01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:33,640
guys from the Bing
1619
01:16:33,640 --> 01:16:35,280
[Music]
1620
01:16:35,280 --> 01:16:37,040
alley
1621
01:16:37,040 --> 01:16:40,120
what Kate what is it he said he was
1622
01:16:40,120 --> 01:16:42,560
making a
1623
01:16:43,639 --> 01:16:46,960
gesture Joseph booked you georgino fully
1624
01:16:46,960 --> 01:16:50,560
staffed fully catered the works I mean
1625
01:16:50,560 --> 01:16:52,480
that is a heck of a
1626
01:16:52,480 --> 01:16:54,360
gesture yeah well it's the least he
1627
01:16:54,360 --> 01:16:55,560
could do
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I mean the least he could do was a box
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01:16:57,960 --> 01:17:01,360
of chocolates this is
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01:17:01,360 --> 01:17:05,679
incredible yes it is okay I need to
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start calling the
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guests sh
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01:17:26,679 --> 01:17:28,880
yeah this a busy place just for a couple
1634
01:17:28,880 --> 01:17:30,320
of dinner dates I mean I don't
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01:17:30,320 --> 01:17:30,810
understand
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[Music]
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01:17:37,800 --> 01:17:40,040
this
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01:17:40,040 --> 01:17:43,080
you happy anniversary you did all this
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01:17:43,080 --> 01:17:46,639
well I had a lot of help oh you deserve
1640
01:17:46,639 --> 01:17:52,400
it boy boy you almost gave s here heart
1641
01:17:52,400 --> 01:17:53,920
oh I don't spook as easy as that I get
1642
01:17:53,920 --> 01:17:56,840
the heart of a bull
1643
01:17:59,040 --> 01:18:02,880
even better I am I've had like three
1644
01:18:03,440 --> 01:18:06,120
of what is Charlie doing here I invited
1645
01:18:06,120 --> 01:18:08,560
him I told you you were
1646
01:18:08,560 --> 01:18:11,560
glowing Nancy
1647
01:18:11,560 --> 01:18:13,800
I okay this was a mistake I shouldn't
1648
01:18:13,800 --> 01:18:15,679
have come I've seen Nancy with other
1649
01:18:15,679 --> 01:18:17,400
guys over the years and I think you're
1650
01:18:17,400 --> 01:18:19,080
the first one she really liked so the
1651
01:18:19,080 --> 01:18:21,120
first one that really hurts just give
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01:18:21,120 --> 01:18:24,480
her some time yeah you're probably right
1653
01:18:24,480 --> 01:18:26,280
I kind of give relationship advice for a
1654
01:18:26,280 --> 01:18:30,600
living right also wa mama this place is
1655
01:18:30,600 --> 01:18:34,040
awesome look at that look at this did
1656
01:18:34,040 --> 01:18:35,520
you know this is
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01:18:35,520 --> 01:18:38,239
real you are so much more goofy when
1658
01:18:38,239 --> 01:18:40,159
you're being
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01:18:40,159 --> 01:18:43,000
yourself thanks I mean it as a
1660
01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:45,880
compliment you're a terrific actor
1661
01:18:45,880 --> 01:18:48,159
certainly had me going oh yeah about
1662
01:18:48,159 --> 01:18:49,560
that I didn't really have a lot of time
1663
01:18:49,560 --> 01:18:51,280
to prepare I was basically just
1664
01:18:51,280 --> 01:18:55,239
impersonating Joseph yeah
1665
01:18:55,239 --> 01:18:57,480
they're
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01:19:01,450 --> 01:19:07,279
[Music]
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free hey I'm Charlie nice to meet you
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01:19:24,120 --> 01:19:25,880
ancy
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01:19:25,880 --> 01:19:27,760
so your your friend tells me you're an
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01:19:27,760 --> 01:19:31,920
actor mhm I'm an actor too really yeah
1671
01:19:31,920 --> 01:19:34,400
been in anything I know I'm actually in
1672
01:19:34,400 --> 01:19:38,199
this play it's a off off off
1673
01:19:38,199 --> 01:19:41,840
Broadway the leading lady in it knock
1674
01:19:41,840 --> 01:19:44,639
your socks off she really that good oh
1675
01:19:44,639 --> 01:19:47,679
she's good so good I took any job I
1676
01:19:47,679 --> 01:19:49,840
could just to stay in
1677
01:19:49,840 --> 01:19:52,800
town but I ended up ruining
1678
01:19:52,800 --> 01:19:55,400
everything probably the biggest Reg my
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01:19:55,400 --> 01:19:57,040
life
1680
01:19:57,040 --> 01:19:59,400
ouch do you think you'll be able to
1681
01:19:59,400 --> 01:20:03,520
recover from it I don't
1682
01:20:03,520 --> 01:20:06,080
know
1683
01:20:06,080 --> 01:20:09,960
but but I'll spend my life
1684
01:20:13,380 --> 01:20:14,960
[Music]
1685
01:20:14,960 --> 01:20:19,000
trying hello hi I hate these things so I
1686
01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:21,080
will try to keep it brief but I just
1687
01:20:21,080 --> 01:20:23,719
wanted to thank everyone for coming here
1688
01:20:23,719 --> 01:20:26,320
and for keeping it a secret I am so
1689
01:20:26,320 --> 01:20:28,080
thrilled to be able to celebrate the
1690
01:20:28,080 --> 01:20:31,840
ultimate couple Sal and
1691
01:20:31,840 --> 01:20:34,320
Mimi now some of you may know that a few
1692
01:20:34,320 --> 01:20:36,159
years ago I started a Blog called The
1693
01:20:36,159 --> 01:20:38,239
Love spark where I dish out relationship
1694
01:20:38,239 --> 01:20:39,920
advice to couples and singles from all
1695
01:20:39,920 --> 01:20:42,080
over the country but what you may not
1696
01:20:42,080 --> 01:20:44,520
know is that the title is directly
1697
01:20:44,520 --> 01:20:48,320
inspired by these two love
1698
01:20:48,320 --> 01:20:52,000
birds the love spark that moment when
1699
01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:53,639
you just know that you're meant for each
1700
01:20:53,639 --> 01:20:55,840
other when I was a kid they would tell
1701
01:20:55,840 --> 01:20:58,800
me stories about how when they first met
1702
01:20:58,800 --> 01:21:02,120
they just knew they had the spark and
1703
01:21:02,120 --> 01:21:04,719
once you have that everything's easy
1704
01:21:04,719 --> 01:21:06,000
they are my
1705
01:21:06,000 --> 01:21:08,920
inspiration my role models and I'd like
1706
01:21:08,920 --> 01:21:10,199
everyone to raise a glass and
1707
01:21:10,199 --> 01:21:13,199
celebration of 40 Years of love to Sal
1708
01:21:13,199 --> 01:21:16,050
and Mimi let's get this party
1709
01:21:16,050 --> 01:21:19,199
[Applause]
1710
01:21:21,280 --> 01:21:23,280
started
1711
01:21:23,280 --> 01:21:25,370
wow okay
1712
01:21:25,370 --> 01:21:28,479
[Music]
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01:21:31,810 --> 01:21:40,480
[Music]
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01:21:40,480 --> 01:21:42,320
oh there they are well kid you have
1715
01:21:42,320 --> 01:21:45,280
outdone yourself thank you so much Kate
1716
01:21:45,280 --> 01:21:47,960
this means the world to us oh hey I owe
1717
01:21:47,960 --> 01:21:49,639
you I never would have made it in this
1718
01:21:49,639 --> 01:21:51,840
city without you two and I never would
1719
01:21:51,840 --> 01:21:53,280
have started my blog if I didn't have
1720
01:21:53,280 --> 01:21:55,719
such a good blueprint of the perfect
1721
01:21:55,719 --> 01:21:59,960
relationship yeah uh about that um you
1722
01:21:59,960 --> 01:22:02,880
tell her yeah sure
1723
01:22:02,880 --> 01:22:05,880
sweetie
1724
01:22:06,040 --> 01:22:09,440
hey tell me what well you know how you
1725
01:22:09,440 --> 01:22:11,239
mentioned that uh that instant spark
1726
01:22:11,239 --> 01:22:14,120
between us that uh inspired you yeah
1727
01:22:14,120 --> 01:22:16,080
when you first met you had the spark and
1728
01:22:16,080 --> 01:22:17,199
you knew right away you were meant for
1729
01:22:17,199 --> 01:22:19,320
each other the thing is kiddo that
1730
01:22:19,320 --> 01:22:22,120
that's not exactly how it went
1731
01:22:22,120 --> 01:22:25,000
down okay well I mean that eventually
1732
01:22:25,000 --> 01:22:27,480
sure you know but uh well the only
1733
01:22:27,480 --> 01:22:28,800
reason we met in the first place is cuz
1734
01:22:28,800 --> 01:22:30,199
I crashed into her
1735
01:22:30,199 --> 01:22:32,920
car so it was kind of a rough start you
1736
01:22:32,920 --> 01:22:36,360
know um we exchanged Insurance details
1737
01:22:36,360 --> 01:22:38,120
obviously I'm thinking she's a total
1738
01:22:38,120 --> 01:22:39,600
knockout but she'll never go out with a
1739
01:22:39,600 --> 01:22:40,840
guy like
1740
01:22:40,840 --> 01:22:44,600
me but I asked her out anyway okay so
1741
01:22:44,600 --> 01:22:48,000
maybe it was an instant she said no yeah
1742
01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:49,080
said no a
1743
01:22:49,080 --> 01:22:53,239
lot but I was tenacious also I was
1744
01:22:53,239 --> 01:22:55,920
Charming and after a while I I won her
1745
01:22:55,920 --> 01:22:58,040
over yeah we went out a few dates it was
1746
01:22:58,040 --> 01:23:01,800
a little bit Rocky but uh we grew closer
1747
01:23:01,800 --> 01:23:04,920
so this spk is a
1748
01:23:05,199 --> 01:23:09,199
lie you kidding me what I mean all my
1749
01:23:09,199 --> 01:23:11,199
life I've been living by this idea that
1750
01:23:11,199 --> 01:23:13,400
when you met you knew it was meant to be
1751
01:23:13,400 --> 01:23:16,080
well we did it was it's just took a
1752
01:23:16,080 --> 01:23:18,040
little bit of time that's all why would
1753
01:23:18,040 --> 01:23:20,239
you never tell me the full story Katie
1754
01:23:20,239 --> 01:23:23,760
I'm sure we did no you did not Katie
1755
01:23:23,760 --> 01:23:25,600
it's not like it's not true is just a
1756
01:23:25,600 --> 01:23:26,920
little more
1757
01:23:26,920 --> 01:23:30,440
complicated what in life
1758
01:23:32,920 --> 01:23:34,920
isn't you
1759
01:23:34,920 --> 01:23:38,320
okay yeah it's just a lot to take in can
1760
01:23:38,320 --> 01:23:40,440
I ask you a small
1761
01:23:40,440 --> 01:23:43,480
favor anything it's it's way later than
1762
01:23:43,480 --> 01:23:46,560
I expected uh and I left Al in charge at
1763
01:23:46,560 --> 01:23:47,840
the bowling alley of course I will lock
1764
01:23:47,840 --> 01:23:50,159
up for you you're a
1765
01:23:50,159 --> 01:23:53,440
peach love you sweetheart love you thank
1766
01:23:53,440 --> 01:23:58,520
you welcome hey are you okay yeah I'm
1767
01:23:58,520 --> 01:24:01,560
just uh doing a little re-evaluating
1768
01:24:01,560 --> 01:24:05,360
mhm I take it you two are well let's
1769
01:24:05,360 --> 01:24:09,360
just say I'm happy you invited him we're
1770
01:24:09,360 --> 01:24:10,600
going to go for a night cap you want to
1771
01:24:10,600 --> 01:24:12,719
come oh I wish I could I'm going to do a
1772
01:24:12,719 --> 01:24:15,080
favor for my uncle okay have a good
1773
01:24:15,080 --> 01:24:21,000
night love you have fun you two
1774
01:24:27,030 --> 01:24:30,330
[Music]
1775
01:24:38,960 --> 01:24:42,050
[Music]
1776
01:24:43,679 --> 01:24:47,080
are you ready for your last
1777
01:24:47,760 --> 01:24:51,440
date time for a quick
1778
01:24:51,679 --> 01:24:55,080
game Uncle s you know your uncle's a
1779
01:24:55,080 --> 01:24:57,080
wise man
1780
01:24:57,080 --> 01:25:01,360
mhm he helped me see things that were in
1781
01:25:01,360 --> 01:25:04,920
fact right in front of me
1782
01:25:04,920 --> 01:25:08,880
mhm what's that well you see my program
1783
01:25:08,880 --> 01:25:10,880
worked kind
1784
01:25:10,880 --> 01:25:13,960
of I built these perfect profiles and
1785
01:25:13,960 --> 01:25:15,800
thought all I needed to do was match
1786
01:25:15,800 --> 01:25:19,520
people together but it was you who
1787
01:25:19,520 --> 01:25:22,800
helped me see what I was
1788
01:25:22,800 --> 01:25:24,920
missing IM matching similar people
1789
01:25:24,920 --> 01:25:27,880
doesn't work because you need that extra
1790
01:25:27,880 --> 01:25:30,080
something
1791
01:25:30,080 --> 01:25:34,280
disagreement that slight annoyance need
1792
01:25:34,280 --> 01:25:36,520
friction because without friction you
1793
01:25:36,520 --> 01:25:40,520
can't make a a a spark yeah yes what I
1794
01:25:40,520 --> 01:25:44,239
was going for let to catch a title you
1795
01:25:44,239 --> 01:25:45,719
know I'm going to need a very very long
1796
01:25:45,719 --> 01:25:47,800
time to forgive you and that's
1797
01:25:47,800 --> 01:25:50,199
completely reasonable and understandable
1798
01:25:50,199 --> 01:25:53,320
on your part like a really really really
1799
01:25:53,320 --> 01:25:56,320
long time well I'm not going anywhere so
1800
01:25:56,320 --> 01:26:00,520
my time is yours so I guess a rocky
1801
01:26:00,520 --> 01:26:04,360
start doesn't mean that two people can't
1802
01:26:04,360 --> 01:26:07,920
make a wonderful
1803
01:26:08,520 --> 01:26:11,920
finish just makes things more
1804
01:26:11,920 --> 01:26:15,520
complicated what life
1805
01:26:21,800 --> 01:26:24,760
isn't so who gets the job
1806
01:26:24,760 --> 01:26:28,040
who cares
1807
01:26:29,010 --> 01:26:35,290
[Music]
1808
01:26:40,170 --> 01:28:55,520
[Music]
1809
01:28:57,530 --> 01:29:13,609
[Music]
1810
01:29:15,950 --> 01:29:25,010
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