All language subtitles for 8_simple_rules_s03e23_the_sleepover

Well, there's my ice fisherman and
fisherwomen folks.

This sucks on a historic level. I can't
believe you're making us go ice fishing.

Yeah, I don't even like fish.

I don't even like ice.

For the last time, this is for Grandpa,
alright? He loves ice fishing and he

loves his grandkids. And you never go
with him. This is just one of those

you have to do to be loving and
generous.

That is exactly why.

Thanks, CJ.

You're welcome. Why the hell do I have
to go?

His grandpa loves all his grandkids. You
should hear that old coot talking in

his sleep. He's not that fond of me.

Well, gang, we all ready to go?

You know, I'll bet with my grandkids
with me this year, I'm going to nab Big

Daddy. I hope he's talking about a fish.

I'm going to go get the rest of our
gear, and then we're on the road, just

and my gang.

I didn't eat his. He's like a little
kid.

In a hundred -year -old body.

You know, Mom, if this is so important
to you, why don't you come? Well, I wish

I could, but it's staff and faculty day,
and I have to be at school.

Look, I'm not going to say it again.

This trip with your grandfather means
the world to him. One chance to get out

this crazy nut house alone, and my damn
grandkids want to go with me.

I can't tell them no stinky.

I mean, they're all excited to be with
Grandpa.

Well, of course I love them, but I just
wish this morning they'd have woken up

with food poisoning.

Hey, there's my little fishing group.
Yes, sir, yeah, hi.

Yeah, I'm afraid you guys are going to
back out on me. Are you kidding? Not us.

He loves our fishing.

All right, have a great time.

Oh, yeah.

Good morning, Margaret.

Here's Pennessy.

You know, you could call me Kate.

I prefer keeping things on a
professional basis.

In fact, I'd be much more comfortable if
you called me Miss Brandon Bowerburn.

You let Ed call you Margie.

What Principal Gibb chooses to call me
has no bearing on what I prefer to be

called by you, which is Miss Brandon
Bowerburn.

All right, then, Miss... that.

Uh, I was wondering if I could go talk
to Ed.

Principal Gibb is extremely busy.
Perhaps I could help.

Well, it's not really a school matter.
It's more personal. Oh, so that's how

want to play it.

No, I don't want to play it at all. I
would just like to talk to Ed for a few

minutes. Nurse Hennessy, as Principal
Gibbs' administrative assistant, it is

job to protect his valuable time.

It is I to whom he confides every detail
of his life, which means it is I who

will determine whether or not it is
worth an interruption.

Fine.

Then tell him congratulations for
getting on the list.

What list?

He was named one of the top 100 high
school principals in the state.

I didn't know about that. How did you
know about that?

He emails me at home.

Oh, so that's your game.

This is ridiculous.

You can't go in there.

Principal, give us in a budget
conference and cannot be disturbed. He

adamant. Principal Gibbs. Margie. Hey,
Kate, what a nice surprise.

Come on in. I got a bagel with your name
on it.

Thanks,

Margie.

That's very sweet, Kate, but it's not
that big a deal.

You were voted one of the top... 100
high school principals in the state.

big deal. Yeah, but I was 63rd. If it
was a horse race, they'd still be

my shoes on.

Ed, you're too modest.

All right, I'll let you get back to
work.

Oh, you know, this is my first year at
the school. What exactly do we do on

staff and faculty day?

Honestly, nothing.

Personally, I take a master key and go
through the kids' lockers.

Seriously, there's a couple of meetings
and a sexual harassment seminar. We'll

have your cute little butt out of here
by one.

I'll see you later.

He can be so funny.

He's more than that. He's witty, he's
pithy, and intellectually engaging.

You know, I'd like you to help me out
with something.

I'd like to throw him a party at lunch.
You know, for getting on the list.

You're throwing him a party. How do you
know I'm not throwing him a party?

Never mind.

I'll do it myself.

Wait.

I'll help.

You will?

A party's actually a lovely idea.

Thank you.

All right, then. At lunchtime, you get
everybody in here. I'll bring them down

the hall, and then we'll all yell
surprise.

It'll be so much fun. In the meantime,
I'll go out and get a cake and some

decorations. Nurse Hennessey, you can't
just go gallivanting around town for

cakes and streamers.

This is Staff and Faculty Day.

Oh, come on.

You know as well as I do, we don't do a
damn thing.

He told you.

All right, here we are.

My little slice of heaven.

Oh, my God, there's a hole in the floor.

That's where the fish are.

Didn't the Unabomber live here for a
while?

All right, look, I have baited all your
hooks.

So grab a rod, stick that little worm
down in the hole, and we're going to

some bats.

Nothing's happening.

I went over and say, here, fishy, fishy,
fishy.

So, how long is this going to take?

That could take all day, but hey, who
cares?

Here we are engaged in an epic struggle
as old as time.

We're going to try to capture the wily
king of the lake using nothing but sheer

will and superior intelligence.

Open. I was just making sure that...
What's up, Kate?

I was wondering if we could talk.

Sure, sure. What's on your mind?

Well, not here. Let's go in your office.

Okay.

So, what's this about? Is everything
okay? Oh, everything's fine.

In fact... Surprise!

Oh!

You shouldn't have.

Well, where is everybody?

Well, uh, are we in the right room?

Everybody was supposed to be here. This
was supposed to be a surprise.

Oh, gosh.

Was that supposed to be today?

Everyone went to lunch inside.

Margaret. Oh, not much of a party, is
it? Oh, no, no, no. It's fine. Kate is

very thoughtful.

No, it's not fine. I wanted you to have
a party.

Well, we can still have a party.

Hey, guys.

Come on in here.

We're celebrating with Principal Kidd.

What did he say? He said you look pretty
good for 63.

Oh, Eduardo, I am not 63.

Oh, is there like a TV?

Oh, bringing a TV into a fishing shack
is worse than bringing a...

Oh,

that's me.

Hey, Marissa.

I'm ice fishing.

So that I can spend quality time with my
grandpa.

Off our peace.

Hey, dear, what's up? They're selling
danae pants at 50 % off when I'm stuck

Siberia.

Loving it.

Dude, she is smoking hot.

Oh, for the love of God, it's Chelsea.
You know, every time I like a guy, she

goes after him. I don't ever want to
talk to that two -feet backstabber

Well, you know what? You don't have to.
We're out here enjoying the ice, each

other's company. Chelsea!

You know what?

I think what they're doing is
despicable.

Here we are trying to spend a special
day with you, the beloved patriarch of

family. And these guys...

I'm just being teenagers, you know? Oh,
just get it.

Hello?

Lindsay with Josh.

Do you mind?

Quite the gentleman walking me to the
door.

Well, thanks for taking me to dinner.
You really didn't have to. Are you

kidding? After that surprise party?

Margaret really sandbagged me.

Yeah, she'd be kind of quirky.

Deranged. Better.

Well, good night.

Ed,

I had an idea.

You know, it's only 9 o 'clock, and my
family is gone for the weekend, and I

have a great bottle of wine. I just
thought maybe... Yes, yes, the answer's

I didn't even ask a question.

Oh, continue.

Would you like to come in and watch
Lawrence of Arabia?

Yes, yes, the answer's yes.

Oh, good.

Love that movie.

You're reading my mind.

Well, I have it in green.

I have it in blue.

Your tongue's stuck and caught in his
brakes.

Shut up.

Shut up! I have it in pink.

Yes, I would like to save money on auto
insurance. What are you wearing?

I have it in like an aqua. You have an
awful high voice for a dude.

All right, all right. That's it. Give me
those phones. Come on. Give them here

now. Come on. Careful.

That's the worst fishing trip I've ever
been on.

Nobody else brings their grandkids out
here. Why did you guys want to come in

the first place? We didn't, Mom made us.

What? Yeah, she thought that's what you
wanted. It's the last thing I wanted.

She thought you wanted special time with
us. Well, I don't ever again.

We're going home.

Now? That's right. We'll drive all night
and we'll be home in the morning.

Wait a minute. Should we call Mom? We
don't have any phones.

What about your phone, Grandpa?

I don't bring a phone.

I came here for the peace and freaking
quiet.

You fell asleep watching Lawrence of
Arabia.

I'm sorry about my head in your... Oh,
no, no, no, never mind. It's fine. I'm

sure you were just reaching for a pillow
in your sleep.

I'm going to make some coffee.

Oh, my God. It's 7 o 'clock.

I've got a meeting downtown at 8.

Downtown? Oh, I've got to go home and
shower.

Oh, no, you'll never make that.

Well, I'll just wash the critical part.

Why don't you just... run upstairs and
take a shower here.

What? Yeah, I'll iron your clothes and
you'll look as good as new.

Oh, and here, here, wear my dad's robe.

Oh, I don't know if that's such a good
idea.

I just washed it.

No, no, I mean taking a shower here.

Oh, come on. It's not like we're
showering together.

Besides, then you'll have time for
coffee and time to make your meeting.

okay. Go on. I won't go through any of
your personal things.

I didn't think you would.

And I probably didn't need to say that.

Oh, when you get your clothes off, just
throw them down here.

Okay.

Oh, dear God in heaven.

grandkids anymore.

What? He yelled at us. Andy, your cell
phone's in the lake. You're lucky I

stopped there.

7 a .m., what are you doing all dressed
up? I'm not all dressed up. What

happened? Oh, these kids. They can't go
five minutes without some god -awful

electronic device stuck to their heads.

PJ's right. Why are you all dressed up?
Can't a woman look good on a Saturday

morning?

Whose shoes are these?

Gee, I don't know.

I know. They're not mine. I don't wear
those Nancy Boy loafers.

Why are there two coffee cups?

You know, I was trying to decide which
one to use.

That one is my normal one, but then, you
know, I'm all dressed up. I thought I'd

try the fancy one.

What's going on? Mom, is there somebody
here? Don't use that tone of voice with

me. And just what exactly are you
accusing me of? We think she gots to

the house.

That is the most...

anybody could sing.

More preposterous than flying pants?

Well, actually, I hired a cleaning lady
since I can't get any of you to help.

I'll come up and get the rest.

If you come up here now, it's at your
own risk.

Yeah.

Mom?

It's not what it looks like.

Looks like a fox got into the Hennessy
house.

Hello, everyone.

I know this looks a little awkward, but
I assure you it was completely innocent.

In time, this will become a treasured
story shared at family gatherings.

That's my robe.

Yes, and it's like being wrapped in a
cloud.

I'll return it to you tomorrow.

Oh, Brad!

I'm okay, though.

I'll have waffles. Mom, did you and
Principal get waffles? What are you

about? No. Might you? No. Have you ever?
No. Never. Not with him.

Look, I took Ed out for an innocent
dinner. He kindly drove me home. He

graciously walked me to the door. And
then as a friend, we watched Lawrence of

Arabia. We fell asleep.

Any questions?

Are we ever going to have any waffles?

If you guys get married, will my grades
go up?

We are not getting married.

Well, what if you have to? Rory!

It was naked fever on our floor. His
naked body was in our house. His naked

was in my robe.

You know, if this gets out of school,
we're going to have to move.

No, nobody's going to have to move.

Nobody has to be ashamed.

Nobody has to get married.

These are two consenting adults. He did
consent.

can't be trusted by my own family, then
just forget it.

I believe you. I totally believe you.

Let's get that couch cleaned.

Well, hi.

Hi.

Why are you looking at me like that?

Because you still have that glow from,
you know.

You didn't do anything. Right, right,
right.

So where are you going?

To have sex with Ed in his office, I
can't get enough.

I'm going to my office.

Ooh, I'm going to walk in front of you.
Create a diversion.

What's going on?

There's a rumor going around.

Apparently someone saw you and Ed Gibb
at the restaurant.

And someone else saw the Gibbster
leaving our house in Grandpa's row.

That started another kind of rumor.

It's ridiculous.

Come on, Aunt Kay. Detroit, the small
town with loose lips and a hunger for

scandal. And you're dishing it out with
a big fat ladle.

Because of the juice that comes with
being the 63rd best principal in

I've always loved him. And you come in,
and in one night, bed him.

Hi. Hi. Have you heard?

Oh, yeah.

Apparently, I bedded you last night.

Well, a friend of Margie's saw us at the
restaurant, and it just grew from

there. Oh, my God.

I've heard everything from we did it at
your house to the parking lot at the

mini -mart.

What are we going to do?

Well, we're going to stay the heck away
from that mini -mart.

You know, apparently someone also saw
you leaving my house. That was Margie.

What? Yeah, apparently she'd been there
since like 5 o 'clock in the morning.

I'm so sorry about all this, Kate.

No, it's not your fault. I'm just
saying, a 63 -year -old man should know

than to start a movie at 9 o 'clock at
night.

You and I cannot seem to be just
friends.

What do you mean?

Well, you wanted to date me, and I
wasn't ready.

And then when I wanted to date you, you
had a girlfriend.

That all gets resolved, we get to this
nice, easy place, and then this happens.

We get...

All this grief for a sex scandal, and we
never even did anything.

Truly does not seem fair, does it? No.

No, it doesn't.

Here's my letter of resignation.

It has been an honor, and a pleasure,
and obviously a misdirected obsession.

Basic needs.

Hmm.

Yeah, man.

Nature and nothing else.

Whoa,

whoa, whoa. I'm coming.

There you go, you rascal. Hey, hey, hey.

Turn it. You come.

I got you. I got you.

Oh, there you are, you rascal. I finally
got you, you old cudger. What do you

say to that, huh?