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Mom, can I have some money for new
clothes?
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Honey, I just bought you a bunch of new
stuff.
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That was all the little kid stuff you
liked. Yeah, he wants to look hip for
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new crush, Hot Megan.
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Oh, who's Hot Megan? Oh, she's this
freshman with, like, these huge... Um,
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anyways, this perv cannot stop staring
at them. Shut up.
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Oh, you love her.
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You want to marry her.
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They don't want to have her babies.
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Hi, Pop.
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Well, they were doing it. It sounded
like fun.
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Look, I'll take you shopping this
afternoon. I'm sure I can help you find
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something that this Megan will like. Oh,
yeah, Mom. I'm sure she's into sailor
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suits and saddle shoes.
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Mom, I think I'm old enough to shop by
myself.
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But I always take you shopping. And we
have so much fun.
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Besides, I am hip enough to pick you out
some fly gear.
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Mom, you're white and over 40. Don't.
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So, you're all grown up?
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You don't need your mom anymore?
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Mom, you know that's not true.
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I need your credit card.
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Ah, here he comes, Mr. Full -Time
Teacher.
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No longer a sub, he's a full -fledged
teacher. You got that right.
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He's not teaching English, is he?
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You know, I get vacation, paid sick
days, my own parking space, and I
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get to hang out in the teacher's lab.
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You've never been in the teacher's
lounge?
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No way, they're super strict about it.
No subs, no students, teachers only.
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Uh, I've been in there. Me too.
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Well, even I've been in there.
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Well, they were doing it. It sounded
like fun.
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Don't pay any attention to them.
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Besides, we got you a little something
in honor of your first day.
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Ooh, new suit, new briefcase, maybe a
speedboat?
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Ah.
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World's greatest teacher.
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Then that's what I'll be.
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Although I kind of wanted a speedboat.
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Hell, even I've got a speedboat.
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It'll look like fun.
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Well, this is the teacher's lounge.
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Whoa!
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It's excellent. Oh, my God. Look at that
donut!
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Coffee!
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Ooh, those free stir thingies.
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Yeah, well, it's home.
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Yeah, oh, water cooler.
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I can have water cooler talk. Oh, we're
having water cooler talk.
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Oh, good. Everybody, could you come on
in, and can I have your attention,
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please? For those of you who have not
met our newest faculty member, my
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nephew, C .J. Barnes.
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What's up?
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I am so proud of you.
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Oh, no, the saliva, keep that at home,
all right?
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Have fun.
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Fine, fine.
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Anyone see Desperate Housewives last
night?
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Who hasn't killed someone on that show?
I'm not kidding.
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Must be nice to know people in high
places, like the school nurse.
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Listen, she may have opened a few doors
to get me the job, but she didn't take
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all the urine tests.
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C .J. Barnes, how's it going?
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Mr. Edwards.
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So, what do you teach here, Mr. Ed?
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Like the horse, of course.
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I've been the home ec teacher here for
17 years.
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You're the home ec teacher.
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Do you bring home the bacon and fry it
up in a pan?
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I don't have a TV.
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So you're the funny guy, huh?
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Class clown?
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Well, I prefer Mayor Snappy Town, but,
uh, class clown will do.
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You know, I don't like your type.
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Never have.
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Never will.
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Okay, you know what? I think we've
gotten off on the wrong foot.
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Hey, what? I picked a great cup of
coffee.
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Let me get you a cup.
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Oh.
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I broke some chick's fruity little puppy
mug.
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First day.
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That was mine.
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Of course it was.
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You know, tomorrow, you and I are going
to laugh about this at the water cooler.
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You broke Edward's coffee mug? It was an
accident.
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The one with the puppy?
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Everyone knows his daughter made that
mug right before his ex -wife went
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and took her to California.
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That sounds like a great first day.
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It's like high school all over again.
Why do I always get picked on?
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Because bullies always go for the
weakest of the herd.
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They pick on the most defenseless of the
bunch. They will zero right in on the
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puniest... CJ, I should have told you to
stay away from Marion Edwards. He is
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not... Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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His name's Mary?
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Yeah, point that out. That'll win him
over.
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Now, look, just...
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out of his way and he won't bother you.
Katie, that's the dumbest thing I've
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ever heard. And I share a room with him.
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Where are you going with this?
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Stand up this jerk now or he'll be on
your case forever.
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What? You've got to get right back in
Mary's face. Marry him.
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Whatever.
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This is ridiculous.
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That guy will kill CJ.
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I know.
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Grandpa makes a lot of sense.
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He wants me dead so he can have the
basement all to himself.
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Only one problem with your plan, old
man.
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I'm chicken.
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What are you wearing?
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The new clothes I bought.
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Look out, ladies.
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Look out for the ugliest shirt on the
planet.
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What are you doing with the glasses? You
don't wear glasses. They make me look
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older and more sophisticated. They make
you look like Harry Potter.
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Shut up.
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Can you say that with a British accent?
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Rory, I can still take you shopping if
you want me to. Look, I don't care what
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any of you guys think. I like it, and
I'm wearing it to school tomorrow. Oh,
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no, no, no, no. You are not stepping
foot in our school dressed like that.
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Well, what do you care?
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Because, unfortunately, due to some
drunken night 15 years ago, you're my
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brother.
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And when you walk those halls, you
represent me. Now, Mom, give me your
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card. For what?
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Potter, grab your broomstick. We're
going back to the mall.
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Oh.
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Sorry to interrupt.
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What are you doing?
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I'm eating lunch.
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On the water fountain?
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Well, it's very convenient.
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It's the right height. Got my drink
right here.
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Oh.
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I see.
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Edwards is in there. Edwards is in
there?
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I didn't know that. You know, CJ, when I
told you to avoid him, I meant just
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stay out of his hair. Not this.
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You have every right to be in that
teacher's lounge.
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I know, I know.
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Fine, fine, I'll go.
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Come on, I'll walk you in. No.
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I can do it alone. You're not my mommy.
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All right, fine.
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Let go.
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I did.
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Hold on a second.
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Like it here better?
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All right.
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Who took the last cranberry muffin?
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I thought they were for everybody.
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Everybody but the class clown.
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There, you're going to roast her up.
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No, I think you better leave.
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Are you serious?
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Oh, yeah.
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Come on, what are you, going to kick me
out of the lounge?
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You know, I'm not even sure you have the
authority to kick me.
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Why do I need a makeover? I got the new
clothes.
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Tell him why, Carrie. Because Bridget
says so.
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Wax strip, wax strip.
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Poor strip, poor strip.
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Uh, is this gonna hurt?
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Not at all.
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Restrain him.
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for the poor strip. Is this going to
hurt?
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Not at all.
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Restrain him.
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Ow!
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I'm out of here. Carrie, tell him why he
shouldn't leave.
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Huh, Megan?
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Oh, hello, Mr.
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Nosehair.
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Tweezers. Tweezers.
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Restrain him.
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What are they doing up there?
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He's a little brother. Whatever it is,
I'm sure he deserves it.
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Maybe I should go help him. He can fight
his own battle.
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There.
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It stopped.
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He's probably unconscious.
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I hate school.
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I'm never going back and you can't make
me.
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Trouble with Meredith?
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Marion! Whatever.
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Kick me out of teacher's lunch.
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What? And I didn't do a thing.
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Well, like I said, the weakest of the
herd get pushed away from the waterhole.
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Stop angling for the basement, Grandpa.
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I'm going to go pick a muffin out of my
underpants.
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Don't tell us everything you do.
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T .J., wait.
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Oh.
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This is insane. He can't ban somebody
from the teacher's lounge. I'm going to
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talk to that bully.
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Why don't you just call his mother?
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Better. Call Katie.
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You're not his mommy. He's a 35 -year
-old man.
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I just don't want him to get hurt.
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Well, he can handle his own problems.
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Darn it, there's a cranberry I can't get
at.
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What? You want to be his mother? Go.
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Mr.
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Edwards, what are you doing here?
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Did you want to talk to me about
something?
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No.
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Burned my hand taking an apple cobbler
out of the oven.
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Maybe you should wear oven mitts.
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Eh, for wimps.
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Yeah, and people who want fingerprints.
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Nice mug.
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Thanks. You're not too hard on the eyes
yourself.
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I meant the coffee mug.
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Where'd you get it?
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It was a gift.
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Yeah. A gift from me.
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You took it from my nephew.
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He broke my... puppy mug. By accident.
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And then you kicked him out of the
teacher's lounge. Sit down.
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Now look, C .J. has waited a long time
for that job and, odd as it may seem, he
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loves that teacher's lounge.
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Why do you have to be such a bully?
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I'm a six foot two inch home ec teacher
named Marion.
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You do the math.
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Well, it's time to get over it, Marion.
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Because C .J. is going into that
teacher's lounge and you are going to
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alone.
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with your frustration.
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Aunt Kate, yeah, um, did you by any
chance have a conversation with the
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man?
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Yes, C .J., dinner's ready.
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Good Lord, son, why don't you just put
on a dress and call it a day?
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Dad, I'll handle this.
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Girl, what have you done to your
brother?
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Mom, I don't need you to stick up for
me. They're making me beautiful.
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Kind of a long process, isn't it?
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All right, here he comes. Now, no
flagpole comments.
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Hey, CJ, glad you came up.
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Made your favorite mac and cheese.
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I'll eat your food, but I'm not talking
to you.
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Look, I am sorry I talked to Edwards.
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I was just trying to defend you.
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Well, it's like I said, the weakest of
the herd. Can we just eat?
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To restart, Bridget and I would like to
say a few words.
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I pledge allegiance to the CJ. Girl.
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No, they're right.
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All I am now is the doofus on the
flagpole.
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You are not the doofus on the flagpole.
Uh, yeah, I is. It's on the internet.
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Yeah, it's at www .doofusontheflagpole
.com.
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Dot net. Dot org. Whatever.
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Search doofus on the flagpole.
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It's all your fault.
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Yeah, Mom. Flag on the play.
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Yeah. Listen, jolly green Hannibal
Lecter, I wouldn't start with that.
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All right, kids, just take your food and
go upstairs.
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Whatever. Fine.
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Should my face be burning?
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No, CJ.
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No. Enough talk.
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Time for Grandpa's plan. I'm going to
throw down.
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CJ, please. That's right. Time to throw
down. It's go time.
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You're going to fight it? Is that what
that means?
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He outweighs you by like a hundred
pounds.
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Well, then I better load up.
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Nice work, Dad.
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Oh, Katie, once PJ fans up that
blowhard, he'll back down.
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Maybe I'll get my own room.
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I'm going to go tell CJ he shouldn't do
this. You're doing it again.
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Doing what? You're mothering it. I am.
Of course you are.
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You've been fighting his battle all
week. You've been making his lunches for
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him. I wouldn't be a bit surprised if
you weren't laying out his clothes for
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every morning.
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Oh, Katie.
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Just the first day.
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He wanted to wear baggy pants and a do
-rag.
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Oh, my God, Dad, you're right. What the
hell am I doing?
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Well, if you want my opinion, it might
have something to do with a little boy
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your life.
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Goes by the name of Rory.
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Rory? Why, because he won't go shopping
with me? And he didn't need your help
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with the girls.
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He didn't talk to you about hotbagging.
You know, he's hitting that age where he
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needs to pull away from his mom.
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Dad, I expect the kids to grow up.
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Yeah, but he's your last one, and I'm
not altogether sure you're ready to give
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him up just yet.
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So, you're saying I've turned to the...
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Next most immature, needy member of the
household?
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CJ?
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Well, we don't have a dog.
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I miss my baby. Oh, come here,
sweetheart.
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Look, the point is, kids grow up, but we
never stop parenting.
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I mean, look what I'm doing right now.
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Yeah. The thing is that you have to make
them think you stopped.
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00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:05,609
Even though you're really just cutting
down, it's kind of like smoking.
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You told me you totally quit smoking.
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Why don't we have a dog?
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Is there anything I can pull this off?
Rory, relax. You actually look like
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boyfriend material. I mean, if I weren't
your sister.
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You know what I mean.
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00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:33,800
Oh, look, there's hot Megan. Okay, go
talk to her. Make sure you look in her
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eyes this time.
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00:17:39,660 --> 00:17:40,660
Hey, Megan.
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00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,200
How's it going?
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00:17:42,420 --> 00:17:46,640
Rory, is that you? Oh, my God, you look
so... Well, my stupid sisters did it.
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00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:47,940
Cool. Under my direction.
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00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:49,720
I needed a change.
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00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:51,760
So, you really like it?
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00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:53,080
Oh, no doubt.
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00:17:53,220 --> 00:17:55,720
You know, most guys wouldn't dress like
this. They'd be too scared of what
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people would think.
314
00:17:56,780 --> 00:17:59,340
Yeah, well, most guys aren't Rory
Hennessey.
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00:18:07,110 --> 00:18:10,210
Listen, I'm going to that teacher's
lounge no matter what. You stay out of
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this time, all right?
317
00:18:11,670 --> 00:18:13,170
Promise me you won't go in there.
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00:18:14,590 --> 00:18:15,590
Okay, I promise.
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00:18:17,790 --> 00:18:20,010
Oh, my God, he's wearing boxing gloves.
320
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:24,230
Those are oven mitts. Oh, my God, he's
wearing oven mitts.
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I'll be fine.
322
00:18:41,130 --> 00:18:42,370
I told you not to come in here.
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00:18:44,570 --> 00:18:51,190
Look, you're the class bully, I'm the
class clown, it's high school all over
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00:18:51,190 --> 00:18:53,190
again. But we're adults now.
325
00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:57,670
Tell you what, why don't you respect my
space, I'll respect yours, and
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everybody's happy.
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00:19:09,230 --> 00:19:11,510
You know, I didn't really like that
famous anus.
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00:19:14,170 --> 00:19:15,170
Famous what?
329
00:19:15,590 --> 00:19:17,510
The cookies in the hair, Mrs. Fields.
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00:19:18,330 --> 00:19:19,370
Not that into it.
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00:19:20,070 --> 00:19:24,110
In fact, I'm not really crazy about your
cookies at all.
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00:19:24,990 --> 00:19:26,930
Oops, grind in the carpet.
333
00:19:28,770 --> 00:19:34,070
I'm going to pretend that that didn't
happen. You can pretend all you want,
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it did.
335
00:19:35,110 --> 00:19:39,230
Problem is, I'm not scared of you
anymore. So I might lounge in the lounge
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whenever I feel like lounging.
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00:19:41,490 --> 00:19:42,490
Got that, Doughboy?
338
00:19:52,470 --> 00:19:53,990
Oh, he gives up.
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00:19:54,350 --> 00:19:56,130
Classic bully walking away.
340
00:19:56,490 --> 00:20:00,050
You know what? If you can't stand the
heat, you got to get out of the kitchen.
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00:20:16,330 --> 00:20:17,330
Al, take it easy.
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00:20:17,470 --> 00:20:19,290
Wow, that lump is gigantic.
343
00:20:19,830 --> 00:20:21,230
Yeah, well, you should see the other
guy.
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I did.
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00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:24,330
Not a scratch on him.
346
00:20:24,810 --> 00:20:27,330
Well, he's emotionally scarred.
347
00:20:28,090 --> 00:20:30,770
That's worse. My words are like ninja
throwing stars.
348
00:20:33,710 --> 00:20:35,430
Hey, hey, look at this.
349
00:20:35,690 --> 00:20:39,090
No, before you start, this is nursing,
not mothering.
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00:20:39,350 --> 00:20:40,650
You actually bought him?
351
00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:45,880
No. He made me eat a dozen cookies off
the floor and I bumped my head getting
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00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:46,880
up.
353
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:49,060
I'm sorry, James. I only ate ten.
354
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:51,680
Yeah.
355
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:54,300
You know what? It was worth it, though.
356
00:20:54,740 --> 00:20:56,480
Probably get them off my case for good.
357
00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:59,840
Plus, they were delicious. The man baked
the night cookie.
358
00:21:00,980 --> 00:21:04,010
Well, I'm just glad you're okay in this
old... Stupid thing is over.
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00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:08,950
Well, it might be over for CJ, but I
know guys like Edwards. He'll just find
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another victim, some pitiful sap who'd
never stand up to him in a million
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00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:18,850
Nice frosted hair, Hennessy.
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Where'd you get that done?
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The beauty salon?
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