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A man is walking along a straight road.
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He notices a tower subtending an angle
of 60 degrees.
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Yes, Miss Hennessy?
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Where is he going?
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That is not important to the problem.
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Well, if he doesn't know where he's
going, it is a problem. I mean, what if
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starts raining and he's wearing suede?
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Does that actually happen to me once?
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Delightful. No wonder we're outsourcing
our tech jobs to Bombay's finest.
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Not so fast.
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I want you all to do the first ten
problems in Chapter 12.
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Oh, you know, you know, tonight's not
good. See, they're announcing the court
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for the Valentine's Day dance, and I'm
going to be a little busy practicing my
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surprise face for when they name me
Queen of Hearts.
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Ten more problems.
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Let's do your surprise face now.
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That's not fair.
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Not fair?
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Not fair is having your family farm
confiscated by the U .S. government.
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Is that during World War II at the
Japanese internment camp?
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No. Last September, my uncle lost his
avocado farm for non -payment of taxes.
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But thank you for the racial
stereotyping.
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I'm Chinese.
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Can you leave her? No, she's such a
witch.
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Mom's right here.
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Thank you, Rory. No, it's that Mrs.
Crouch. She totally has it out for us.
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I know she hates Bridget, but why
doesn't she like you?
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Well, apparently I'm her racist sister.
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That would do it.
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Do you know what Mrs. Krupp means?
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A man. Oh, please. What man in his right
mind is going to go out with a lonely,
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frustrated, desperate, divorced woman?
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Did someone just describe the perfect
woman?
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Because me ears were ringing, and I
don't mean me ears.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You are not
going out with Mrs. Krupp. Oh, come on.
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haven't been on a date in two years. I
can go out with Mr. Krupp if I want.
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It's just not a good idea to date
someone you work with. Oh, come on. I
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work. You've seen me.
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You just think so because I'm always
sweating.
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Mom, how are you to say that someone
can't date a co -worker you dated
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Gibb and Bridget's tennis coach? And did
those work out well? Well, I'm
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different. I'm the CJ.
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Stop saying that. That's never going to
catch on.
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At least I got 400 personalized coffee
mugs that say you're wrong.
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Look, the point is, it's just not a good
idea to date Krupp.
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I know you, and you're going to just
mess things up. Why do you say that?
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Remember Cheryl?
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Oh, Cheryl.
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Who could forget the most beautiful
blonde goddess to ever graze the
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Yes, all highlights and headlights.
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I would want a real classy lady.
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Oh, yeah.
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She was also Principal Gibbs' girlfriend
who tried to seduce C .J. while her
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boyfriend watched.
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Like I said, a real classy lady.
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Yeah, forget Cheryl. That's the past.
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I have a feeling that this lonely,
desperate woman is my future.
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My everything.
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What was her name again?
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Okay, okay, there she is.
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All right, with any luck, I'll be the
next Mr.
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or Mrs. Krupp.
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Mom was right. This is a terrible idea.
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Just relax and give me some love ammo.
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What are her turn -ons? What are her
turn -offs? What makes that little
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cat purr?
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All we know is she's good at math and
delivering punishment.
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Ooh, I'm down with half that.
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Now, Brad, a D doesn't mean you're
stupid.
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A C means you're stupid. A D means
you're stupid and lazy.
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Feisty me likey.
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What do you want?
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Hey, Mrs. Scruff.
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I'm C .J. Barnes.
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Who?
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I'm one of the subs.
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Right. The guy who's always sweating.
Yeah, yeah, you noticed.
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Hey, I was wondering if you'd like to
have dinner with me sometime.
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Would I like to? Not particularly.
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Will I?
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I don't like Thai, Mexican, or Tex -Mex.
I'm lactose intolerant and easily car
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sick. Pick me up at 7.
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Oh, how'd it go?
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I really can't hear what you're saying
over the sound of wedding bells.
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Oh, he is risen. Hallelujah.
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She said it was big news.
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Actually, this is way bigger. As to no
one's surprise, I have been elected to
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the court of the Valentine's Day dance.
Oh, honey, that's great.
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Congratulations.
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Oh, great. Another outstanding
achievement amplifying and perpetuating
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of women as object.
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Lighten up. It's a freaking dance.
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Oh, I'm so going to be picked queen of
hearts.
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I don't know. You might have some stiff
competition.
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Is that girl in the wheelchair running
again?
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I had the most wonderful time.
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Hey, if you had a good date, be a man
about it. Pour a whiskey and show me the
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pictures.
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Dad? Well, it's a lot less creepy than
what Doris Day is doing over there.
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So the date went well? Oh, the wellest.
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It was drinking and dancing and
laughing.
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And once I picked her up, it got even
better.
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Oh, God, if your acting was stupid, you
must have done something stupid. Oh, far
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from it, Carrie Top.
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I was a delight.
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I tell you, Miss Krupp is pretty fun
once you drop a few tequilas down her
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gullet.
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Sounds like a keeper. Oh, you knows it.
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Well, now, CJ, I'm very glad you had a
good time, but be careful.
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If something doesn't work out, it could
be very awkward at school.
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Okay, Kate, I know I don't have a lot of
experience with non -transactional
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dating.
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But I've got a good feeling about this.
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You know, if this is the sign of things
to come, it may never have to end.
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CJ, are you expressing genuine, sincere,
mature feelings about a woman?
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You had to go and make it dirty, didn't
you?
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Ooh, there's my little cupcake.
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CJ, you are so adorable. Aw, you should
see me on my pony.
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Oh, pumpkin.
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Pumpkin.
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Girls, I assume you did all your math
homework?
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Oh, my God, I totally forgot.
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It's okay. I know you'll get to it when
you have time.
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Thank you.
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By the way, Carrie, I am Japanese.
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I was just being lighthearted yesterday.
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You know me.
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totally different woman. She didn't need
a man. She just needed CJ.
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Are we still on for tonight?
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I want to cook you a traditional meal.
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Wild dogs couldn't drag me away.
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Unless, of course, that's what we're
having.
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Cheryl?
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Hi, CJ.
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I missed you.
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Oh, God, it's the wild dogs.
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I love when you call him that.
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Hey, look, everybody. It's Cheryl.
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So, what brings you to my desk?
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Well, I'm here to get my picture taken.
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I was nominated for Valentine's Day
Queen.
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What? How?
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You're not even a student.
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You came here to get your GED. You're
only here two days.
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I know, and I ditched one of them.
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But apparently some teenage boy made me
a writing candidate on account of me
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being so good -looking.
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Oh. So you're going to take your court
picture, then be on your way?
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Well, I came for the court, but I was
hoping to stay on the chapter.
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Wait.
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I don't think this is a good idea.
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What? Yeah, I can't do this.
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Why? Well, you've been out of my life
for months and months. You think you can
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just waltz back in and play me like a
fiddle?
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I'm sorry, you're right.
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I'll leave. Please don't. I was never
going to. I never wanted to do that.
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Oh, uh, excuse me. but... Hey, Aunt
Kate.
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You remember Cheryl.
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Sorry you had to see that.
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Yeah, I'm just glad I didn't come in a
minute later.
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Okay, it would have been over by then.
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What were you thinking kissing Cheryl? I
wasn't thinking.
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Not a lot of blood flowing to the brain
at that minute.
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Hey, did you guys know that Cheryl is
back in town?
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What? She is?
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She thinks she's going to get Queen of
Hearts?
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The crown is mine.
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Well, wait a second. How did Cheryl, a
grown woman, get on the Valentine's Day
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court?
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Have your eyes been put out?
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She was a write -in. Apparently, she
struck a chord with some prepubescent,
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sexually frustrated boy.
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My vote is private.
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Now, look, CJ, I know that Cheryl is
attractive.
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But last night, you were telling me that
Krupp was the perfect one.
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Cheryl has other qualities.
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Yeah, they're hard to miss.
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If that's some veiled reference to
Cheryl's breasts, she likes them
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as wild dogs.
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Oh, Cheryl's back in town?
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Yes, and I walked in on CJ making out
with her. Two women in two days?
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Read your Bibles, people.
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The apocalypse is nigh.
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That's right, preacher man. Build your
ark and spray for locusts.
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CJ's back in the game.
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Now, look, I am not going to tell you
how to run your private life, but you
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playing with fire here.
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Look, there's no law that says I can't
date two women at the same time.
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Yeah, unless you count the law of
averages.
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But it's just not fair to lead two women
on. If you really have feelings for one
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of them, you should make a choice. I
know, I know, but how do I choose? I
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them both for different reasons.
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Krupp and I get along so well.
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We, like, finish each other's sentences,
you know?
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She could be my soulmate.
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She might be the one.
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On the other hand, Cheryl has big boobs
and loves sex.
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I wonder how Krupp's gonna take the bad
news.
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What? Why would I hide from you? I told
you, I only hide from Border Patrol and
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military police.
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And leprechauns.
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Where did you get that mind?
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I once laid at the bottom of a pool for
eight minutes.
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Hey, listen, I wanted to tell you
something.
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Oh, I've got something to tell you.
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I've done all the shopping for our
Valentine's dinner tonight.
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Is there anything special you want for
dessert?
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Yeah, I just, I don't think I can make
it tonight.
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But pumpkin, it's our first Valentine.
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I scattered rose petals. I know, it's
just that... I carved butter into
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I'll see you, Dave.
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Hello?
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Hey, it's me.
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Can you come over tonight?
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Oh, tonight. Yeah, you know, I can't. I
got a thing.
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It's Valentine's.
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I really want you to come over.
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Really?
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Really? I've been a bad girl, and if you
come over, I'll... I'll let you...
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See you at eight.
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Well, look at you, old fancy.
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Who's the lucky guy?
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That must have killed in vaudeville.
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Oh, it did.
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Yeah.
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You got another date tonight?
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Actually, I have two.
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I'm gonna have dinner with Krupp right
after I have Cheryl for dessert.
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Well, you didn't break it off with
Krupp. No, and I know what you're gonna
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Oh, you gotta make a choice. Quit
leading them both on. Blah, blah, blah.
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Greatest generation. No, no, no.
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I admire what you're doing. I'd do the
same thing.
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Really? Yeah, well, Krupp is smart and
kind, and like you said, she could be
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one, but you're a single guy. You're not
tied down.
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You know, I always went for the eye
candy myself.
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You know, a buck's got to run, a hound's
got to hunt. That's right.
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I'm a running and a hunting buckhound.
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Of course, I was 18.
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And you're a grown man.
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And a man knows how to treat a woman
with the respect that they deserve.
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I don't have time for these riddles.
What are you talking about?
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I'm sure your conscience will steer you
straight.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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See you later.
246
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A little more vino, milady?
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I'd rather have a little more CJ.
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Oh, excellent choice.
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I go good with meat.
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Or fish.
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Mmm. Mmm.
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I'm so glad you stopped by my class
today.
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Me too.
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I thought I may have missed my moment.
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I thought I'd come back and you'd have a
girlfriend.
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Me, a girlfriend?
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What makes you think I have a
girlfriend?
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You're so adorable.
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You should see me on my pony.
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I'd rather see you on my bed.
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Ah, yeah.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait a second.
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What's wrong?
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Um, I just, I don't, I feel funny. I
think that apple wine on an empty
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Oh, poor baby.
266
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Do you want me to order takeout?
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Are you interested in a little Japanese?
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No, what have you heard?
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CJ. What?
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I'm just not myself tonight, I'm sorry.
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Is it me?
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Is it something I did?
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With the one I bit you?
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No, no, that was weird, but I liked it.
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Then what is it?
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I... I think I'm feeling guilty.
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Oh, no.
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Don't feel guilty. I like it when you
call me those names.
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No, I... I lied to you.
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I'm actually seeing someone else.
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So?
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So, that's not fair to you. And I don't
want to hurt her.
283
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You're a little thinkier than I
remembered.
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I can't do this. This sounds crazy, but
I think I'm finally getting a
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conscience. What?
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Oh, I gotta go.
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CJ,
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there's nothing I can do to make you
stay.
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I don't think so. I mean, once you get a
conscience, I don't know how you erase
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it.
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Oh, there's this idea.
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I can't.
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I gotta... Supposed to be at her house
an hour ago.
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You think she'd like to come over here?
295
00:15:29,530 --> 00:15:32,190
Oh, I'm either very moral or very gay.
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Hello, North Tennessee.
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00:15:45,420 --> 00:15:46,359
Well, Mrs.
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Krupp, what a surprise.
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I hope I'm not interrupting.
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00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,680
Oh, no, no, no. I was just doing some
laundry.
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You know how that is.
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I'm Japanese.
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Is C .J. here by any chance?
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He's not.
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I'm going to need to come in.
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All right.
307
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I'm just so upset by what happened with
me and C .J. tonight.
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Sit down, please.
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Look, Mrs. Krupp, I am so sorry.
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00:16:17,990 --> 00:16:22,170
I tried to tell CJ it wasn't fair to
lead two women on.
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I'm just sorry that he chose that
bombshell over you.
312
00:16:25,930 --> 00:16:27,310
What bombshell?
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00:16:27,770 --> 00:16:29,970
He just didn't show up for our
Valentine's dinner.
314
00:16:31,030 --> 00:16:36,110
Yes, that is exactly the bombshell I was
talking about.
315
00:16:36,630 --> 00:16:38,910
It's the dinner bombshell. Boom!
316
00:16:40,970 --> 00:16:45,430
You said he chose someone else. No, no,
no, no. I say a lot of crazy things. You
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00:16:45,430 --> 00:16:47,150
should hear me when I talk about
Roswell.
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We've got mint bees.
319
00:16:51,430 --> 00:16:52,430
Wait a second.
320
00:16:52,770 --> 00:16:56,710
Today in the hallway, he must have been
trying to break up with me.
321
00:16:58,590 --> 00:17:00,250
Mrs. Krupp, I'm so sorry.
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00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:02,250
I should go.
323
00:17:02,550 --> 00:17:05,310
I'm making a fool of myself with this
embarrassing display of emotion.
324
00:17:09,230 --> 00:17:12,150
I just went to your apartment looking
for you. I'm so glad to see you.
325
00:17:13,430 --> 00:17:16,690
I hope you and the bombshell will be
very happy. What?
326
00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:18,430
Wait. What did you say to her?
327
00:17:19,430 --> 00:17:21,190
Take me to your leader.
328
00:17:22,430 --> 00:17:26,270
Look, it's not what it seems, all right?
I chose you. I just left a gorgeous
329
00:17:26,270 --> 00:17:27,869
naked woman in bed for you.
330
00:17:29,030 --> 00:17:30,870
I don't mean I left her in bed for you.
331
00:17:31,890 --> 00:17:33,610
Although that was presented as an
option.
332
00:17:35,130 --> 00:17:36,370
I thought we had something.
333
00:17:37,150 --> 00:17:39,050
I thought I'd finally met a nice guy.
334
00:17:39,270 --> 00:17:40,590
I am nice. I made a mistake.
335
00:17:40,970 --> 00:17:41,949
So did I.
336
00:17:41,950 --> 00:17:42,950
Oh, wait.
337
00:17:43,350 --> 00:17:44,350
Mindy!
338
00:17:45,050 --> 00:17:47,670
Mindy? I can't believe this.
339
00:17:48,430 --> 00:17:50,950
She was the best thing that ever
happened to me. Why'd you tell her about
340
00:17:50,950 --> 00:17:53,930
Cheryl? Well, I thought you broke up
with Mindy.
341
00:17:54,270 --> 00:17:55,270
Mindy?
342
00:17:55,570 --> 00:17:59,630
And I also thought you were going to do
the right thing. Don't ever assume I'm
343
00:17:59,630 --> 00:18:00,630
going to do the right thing.
344
00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:05,150
Oh, Aunt Kate, what's wrong with me? I
act so stupid and immature around
345
00:18:05,930 --> 00:18:07,150
It's not just around Cheryl.
346
00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:17,310
CJ? Hello, Cheryl.
347
00:18:18,270 --> 00:18:19,270
I'll make this short.
348
00:18:20,610 --> 00:18:23,210
Cheryl, you have superpowers, and you
have to be careful how you use them.
349
00:18:23,710 --> 00:18:26,410
I'd appreciate it if you'd stay out of
my life, because every time I see you, I
350
00:18:26,410 --> 00:18:27,410
want you.
351
00:18:29,870 --> 00:18:33,530
Oh, crap. Let's get this over with. No,
I can't. Yes, you can. Just pretend I'm
352
00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:34,870
someone better looking than me. No, no.
353
00:18:36,270 --> 00:18:37,750
What you said really got to me.
354
00:18:38,030 --> 00:18:39,410
And now I have a conscience.
355
00:18:39,890 --> 00:18:40,890
You?
356
00:18:41,030 --> 00:18:43,770
Yeah, I keep thinking about your
girlfriend. I think about all the times
357
00:18:43,770 --> 00:18:44,770
cheated.
358
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:48,330
Sorry, CJ. Now that I have a conscience,
I can't make it go away.
359
00:18:50,250 --> 00:18:51,610
Okay. Okay.
360
00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:53,250
That's fair.
361
00:18:53,990 --> 00:18:54,689
That's smart.
362
00:18:54,690 --> 00:18:55,690
Better.
363
00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:12,420
High school's going to be real fun
today. Mrs. Crump's going to give us
364
00:19:12,420 --> 00:19:15,080
hours of math homework. Yeah, and do you
know how long that's going to take me
365
00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:16,080
to copy off her?
366
00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:18,060
Uh, five hours?
367
00:19:19,820 --> 00:19:21,720
Sorry, I'm sorry for everything.
368
00:19:22,140 --> 00:19:25,160
Who knew I'd finally find a girl I like
and it would end up like this?
369
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:34,360
You know, CJ, this whole thing wouldn't
have happened if you followed my advice
370
00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:35,980
not to date coworkers.
371
00:19:36,460 --> 00:19:41,890
Or my advice not to date two women. at
the same time. Or my advice... Well,
372
00:19:42,830 --> 00:19:46,230
I, for one, C .J., am proud of you. Oh,
pile it on.
373
00:19:46,430 --> 00:19:47,750
No, no, I'm serious.
374
00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:51,310
You screwed up a relationship with two
women in the same day.
375
00:19:51,610 --> 00:19:52,610
Power.
376
00:19:53,110 --> 00:19:56,330
The point is you did the right thing.
377
00:19:56,810 --> 00:19:58,950
Even if just for the briefest moment.
378
00:19:59,430 --> 00:20:00,870
I believe the man was speaking.
379
00:20:01,490 --> 00:20:05,650
The fact is that you were willing to
give up the eye candy for someone of
380
00:20:05,650 --> 00:20:09,580
substance. Someone you could have had a
future with. And that shows real growth.
381
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:11,280
You're a man now.
382
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,880
Being a man isn't much fun.
383
00:20:15,740 --> 00:20:16,740
You're in.
384
00:20:17,220 --> 00:20:18,560
That's why I've already had a beer.
385
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:28,780
I am so honored to be chosen. You're a
queen of hearts.
386
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:33,800
Thank you. Thank you. Students of...
Liberty High.
387
00:20:36,620 --> 00:20:38,400
not believe I lost Queen of Hearts to
her.
388
00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:40,320
I can't believe you copied my math.
389
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:41,640
I'd still get a D.
390
00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:47,200
I'd also like to thank the boy who made
this all possible, the boy who started
391
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:50,620
the write -in campaign, Mr. Rory
Hennessey. Trader!
392
00:20:53,580 --> 00:20:55,860
I'd like to have a quick dance with you,
Rory.
393
00:20:56,140 --> 00:20:57,140
Come here.
394
00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:00,080
She's got a way.
395
00:21:01,780 --> 00:21:02,780
Yes, she does.
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