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You're not the only one who has to be at
school.
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I'm sorry, Carrie. I am student body
president now, and leadership starts
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the hair down.
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I don't believe you. You're so selfish.
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Well, at least I'm still a virgin.
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What does that have to do with anything?
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You are such a twit. At least I'm still
a virgin.
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Stop saying that. Mom might hear you.
You're right. I'm sorry.
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Seriously, what are you doing in there?
That takes so long.
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Virgin stuff.
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You guys stop saying the word virgin.
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You heard that? From the basement.
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There's certain words my ear is acutely
attuned to hearing.
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Virgin is one of them.
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Actually, it's the only one.
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How about beat it, leave, and get out?
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Nope, not getting anything.
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Anyway, I'm just saying, unless you want
the whole world to know what Carrie did
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on her summer vacay, I'd dial it down a
notch.
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Virgin. Playing with fire.
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Don't you think it's about time you got
ready for school?
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Grandpa, you don't have to get rid of
me.
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There's no prize in this box.
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I'm just saying it's getting late.
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I don't want to go.
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There's this boy at school, Pete
Schiller.
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Killer Schiller.
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He said if I showed up today, he'd punch
my lights out.
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Oh, well, you got nothing to worry
about?
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Why? You think he's all talk? No,
getting knocked out is just like going
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sleep.
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Are you going to eat the toast?
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You try to steal our newspaper again,
you wind up in the obit section. You got
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that? But now, how do you like me now?
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Hey, little Hefner, what's with the PJ?
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He's afraid of some bully at school.
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Oh, you see how I talk to that neighbor?
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A punk like that gets in your face, you
bring the pain.
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You rain it down on his world.
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That punk is four years old.
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Yeah, but he's as big as a six -year
-old.
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Okay, let's go, let's go. Rory, go get
dressed. We have to leave for school in
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five minutes. What's the hurry?
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I gotta get there early to talk to
Principal Gibb. What bridge did you
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this time?
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Nobody did anything wrong.
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The principal wants to talk to me about
a job. The school nurse is retiring and
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he wants me to take her place.
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The school nurse?
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Yep. At our school?
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That's right.
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Seriously, Mom, what did I do wrong?
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All right, what are you two talking
about?
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Nothing.
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Well, you're obviously talking about
something.
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I think he only wants a nurse's job so
you can spy on him at school.
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Carrie's afraid I'll tell you what
they're talking about, but Bridget
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think I can hear them.
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Ow! Can you hear me now?
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So you think I want to take this job so
I can pry into your lives?
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Oh, come on, Mom. It's pretty obvious
from the way you grill us after school.
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Yeah, you mean like when I say, how was
school today?
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So you admit it.
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Look, here's the deal. I am tired of
working nights at the hospital.
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And I promise, if I take this job, I
will respect your privacy.
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I guess it wouldn't be too embarrassing
to have you there.
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As long as you never come out of your
office. And wear a wig. And change your
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last name.
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You make it sound like I'm a three
-headed freak.
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As far as moms go, I think I'm pretty
hip.
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Uh, hello. Hip is a body part.
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I listen to you girls talk.
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I know some of that lingo.
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I'm with it. I am down with the program.
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Oh my God.
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What? Just stop the vehicle.
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This isn't your school.
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Yeah, it is now. We're transferring.
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You saw that she hit me, right?
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Come in. Come in.
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Thank you so much for coming in so
early.
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You know, I'm very busy.
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Were you taking a nap?
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What?
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Why would you ask me that?
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Well, your eyes are puffy and lines are
drawn.
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There's a pillow on your desk.
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Well, don't jump to conclusions. It's a
very simple explanation for...
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All right, yes, I was napping.
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I've given up coffee, and I'm having a
really tough time of it. I went cold
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turkey. Yeah, I did that once.
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It made me so cranky. Well, we're
talking about me right now, okay?
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I'm sorry.
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Have a seat.
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So, have you had a chance to give some
thought to my offer?
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Well, actually, I'm very interested.
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Uh, my children aren't exactly thrilled.
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They have this crazy idea that I might
embarrass them. Oh, well, they'll get
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over that. I've seen them with you. They
trust you, and they admire you.
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So I'm like the only candidate you have.
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Basically, yes.
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And here's the deal.
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Your kids are going to be embarrassed by
you no matter what you do, so why don't
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you make the choice that's best for you?
In the long run, that'll be best for
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the entire family.
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I'll take the job. You will?
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Yeah. Fantastic.
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Oh, welcome aboard.
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It's not going to be uncomfortable
between us.
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No, no, absolutely not. I promise you're
going to be like one of the guys.
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I'm really not myself these days.
Margie, coffee, now.
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You're going to love it here.
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We're like family.
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This is Bridget Hennessey, student body
president, with today's announcement.
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The Ultimate Frisbee Club will be
practicing from 3 to 4 .30 on the North
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Remember, if a dog can do it, it's not a
real sport.
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On another note, the Metaphysics Club is
meeting tomorrow.
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Or are they?
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What does that mean?
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Hey.
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We can be friends.
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I knew that breaking up was going to be
awkward.
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I'm sorry. I just haven't had a chance
to take this.
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Okay,
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now this is awkward.
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In other news, don't forget Friday is
school picture day. So anyone who's
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any embarrassing complexion issues, I
want to take some extra care this week.
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You know who you are.
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Finally, there is no truth to the rumor
me and Jenna Sharp are wearing the same
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skirt today. Mine is a size smaller and
looks way cuter.
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You forgot to mention art fair again.
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Oh, sorry.
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There's an art fair?
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Like anybody cares?
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Hi, girls.
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Hi. Tennessee, I'm gonna pound you.
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Uh, Rory, what's going on? Nothing, Mom.
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Might as well tell you.
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I'm taking the job.
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You're going to be here every day?
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That's right, sweetie.
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My life is over.
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Tell me now.
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Don't come aboard, Mom.
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Oh, hi, Marissa.
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Mr. Tennessee, what are you doing here?
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I'm the new school nurse.
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Oh, congratulations.
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Well, see ya. Uh, no, honey, come here.
Look, I understand this might be awkward
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talking to me, but just forget that I'm
Bridget's mom.
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And here, you can say anything.
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And you won't freak out?
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Nope. All right.
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I got a tattoo, and now I think it's
infected.
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See?
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Whoa.
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Did you do that at home with your dad's
screwdriver?
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Just kidding.
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Actually, it's a lovely butterfly,
dragon, snake.
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It's a peacock.
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Right.
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I'm just going to clean that up. But,
you know, you really should go to your
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family doctor and get a tetanus shot.
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Okay.
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That's it? No lectures?
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No. I was a teenager once. I did a lot
of crazy things myself.
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I never knew Bridget had such a great
mom.
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Well, I like to think I'm hip, with it,
down with the...
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The point is, Bridget and I have a very
open relationship, and there's nothing
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she can't tell.
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So jealous.
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So did Bridget's tattoo get infected
also?
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Hey. What are you doing here?
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Your mom forgot her purse at home.
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You don't happen to know her PIN number
by any chance, do you?
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Check it out. Here comes Schiller.
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Hey, hey, freshman.
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My shoe's untied.
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Tie yourself, ass face.
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What did you just say?
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Remember, my mom, a school official, is
right behind this door.
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Smart. You smell like an ape. At least
you're not as dumb as one.
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Oh, good one.
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Speaking of dumb, you're so stupid, when
you heard it was chilly outside, you
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ran out with a bowl and a spoon.
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That is stupid.
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What are you laughing about, dweeb?
You're holding a purse.
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I know you're not talking about my
cousin. Hey, isn't that your mom walking
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the hall?
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No.
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Move me!
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Really, don't be afraid of that, baboon.
Rain the... Oh.
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And finally, auditions for the senior
musical Annie will be held tomorrow.
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Tomorrow.
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Bridget, we have to talk.
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Mom, I thought we agreed not to do that
at school. No one is even watching.
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Hello, Mom, it's me. Someone is always
watching.
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Do you have a tattoo?
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What? You heard me. Do you?
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Do you?
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Fine, yes, okay.
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No, it's not okay.
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I specifically told you no tattoos.
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How did you even find out? I thought you
weren't going to spy on me. And I
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thought... I could trust you. You are
grounded. What? That is so unfair. You
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never ground Carrie.
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I do when she deserves it. Oh, please.
You watch him like a hawk while you let
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Miss Goody Goody do whatever she wants.
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This is not about Carrie, Bridget. It's
about you. Besides, Carrie would never
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do anything so stupid and reckless.
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Oh, yeah? Well, at least I'm still a
virgin.
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What?
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Carrie's not a virgin?
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What are you doing under the bleachers?
Just go away.
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Look, Carrie, you have every right to be
angry at me.
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How could you tell her?
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How could you?
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I'm so sorry. It's just, first Mom
busted me on my tattoo, and then she
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up as a shining example, a little Miss
Perfect. I just kind of blurted it out.
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I don't think I can ever forgive you. It
was a rotten thing to do.
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It was a horrible thing to do. It was a
horrible, terrible thing to do. It was a
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mean...
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selfish, stupid, thoughtless... Okay,
let's not forget Mom's the one who
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it over the PA.
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Look, Carrie, if there's anything I can
do to make it up to you, anything at
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all... You can leave me alone. You can
borrow any of my sweaters. I'll get you
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invited to any party. I'll set you up
with any guy.
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Not that you should have any problem
with that now.
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I'm kidding.
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Did you lose your sense of humor, too?
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Hey, how you doing?
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Not so good.
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Look, nobody listens to those
announcements anyway.
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Oh, don't forget, Friday's picture day.
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Is there anything I can do to help?
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Kyle, you're being so sweet.
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Well, we're friends now, and I'm just
trying to be your friend.
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Thank you.
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I'm so sorry you had to find out this
way.
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You must be humiliated.
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Actually, it's not that bad.
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Everybody thinks it was me.
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It wasn't me, was it?
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I gotta go.
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Some guys are buying me lunch.
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So, anything interesting happen at
school today?
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Hey.
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What are you doing here?
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Thinking of going out for JV football.
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You don't even go here.
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All right.
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I'm hiding from Schiller, okay? The
guy's an animal. Have you seen him? My
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I'd have beat him off with my purse.
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Anyway, you want to talk about it?
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Thanks, but what I need is just to be
alone.
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No, what you need is someone to talk to.
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And that someone is me, okay? I'm a good
listener.
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Hey, James, it's cool. Hey, Purse Boy!
Gotta go!
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Hey, champ, how'd it go with the bullet?
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Well, I think I'm out of the wood.
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He found someone else to pick on.
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Now, let me guess.
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Killer Schiller? What's up, Petey?
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Let me give you some advice, Killer.
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When you want to visit the Hennessys,
you ring the doorbell.
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Or I'll ring your bell.
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Got it?
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Got it. Good. Get out.
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Run!
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That's how the men in this family handle
bullets.
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You know that.
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Put the purse down.
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Just a minute, young lady.
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I want to talk to you.
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Whatever.
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What is going on with my 16 -year -old
daughter? Oh, didn't you hear the
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announcements?
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You know, I wouldn't cop an attitude
with me today.
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What happened at school was an accident,
and I am sorry.
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But now that it's out in the open, we
are going to talk about this.
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I didn't want to...
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have this conversation until you were
older than me.
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And certainly not while I was still
driving you to school, but here we are.
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So let's talk.
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We're collecting our thoughts.
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Okay. I'll go first.
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Were you safe?
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Yes.
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Okay, now you go.
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Well, I was hoping that you'd never find
out. Well, I was hoping that you'd
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never have sex. Okay, great. Can we
leave it at that? No.
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Who is he?
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His name is Bruno.
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He's an art student.
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Bruno?
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The art student?
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And?
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And I met him in Paris, and I fell in
love, and he broke my heart.
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Oh, honey.
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I hate that you had to go through
something like that alone.
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Well, I did tell Bridget.
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And that's good.
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Sisters should be there for each other.
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Was she helpful?
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Not as much as CJ.
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You told CJ?
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And he was helpful?
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What, was I the last one to find out?
Mom, I didn't tell you anything because
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didn't want to disappoint you.
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And I'm supposed to be the smart one,
and...
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I feel like an idiot.
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Oh, honey.
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Not an idiot. Well, yeah, I am, because
the guy I chose turned out to be a jerk.
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And if I could do it all over again, I
wouldn't.
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And that's something I haven't told
anyone.
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Oh. Oh.
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I don't want to interrupt this.
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I'm going to go to the mall.
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No, I don't think so.
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You're grounded.
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Yes, right. About the tattoo.
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How long is that going to be for?
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I haven't decided.
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Did I mention I'm still a virgin?
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Hey, I told you, stop saying the word
virgin. Hey.
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Yeah, just keep your kid away from my
paper. Comprende?
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Oh, is that supposed to scare me?
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Oh, it doesn't, all right? I don't know
karate, but I do know karate.
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Oh, soccer mom.
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Good morning, TJ.
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Hey, I got your paper.
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Paper? We canceled that a month ago.
333
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Oh, we're getting it now.
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Hey, listen, sorry I couldn't give you
the heads up about Carrie earlier. It's
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just, you know, I try to keep my ear to
the tracks around here, but...
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You know Carrie. She don't like to say
much around us adults.
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I know she told you. And sometimes she
says too much.
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I can't believe everyone knows.
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Wait, Grandpa doesn't know, does he? Of
course not.
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Oh, you better not tell him. Oh, yeah,
that's a conversation I want to have.
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Ew, I would never tell him.
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Hi, Gary.
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All right, what's going on?
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Nothing, Dad. Why?
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You were just talking about something.
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No, we weren't.
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Hey, we're off to school.
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Katie.
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Dad, I don't want to be late.
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Then spill it.
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All right.
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Carrie tested at a college level on her
English achievement test.
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It's the highest score in the history of
the school.
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Really? Yeah, but don't say anything.
She's kind of embarrassed by the
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attention. How about that? Our little
girl. I know.
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Well, got to run.
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Oh, nothing.
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Really proud of you.
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What are you talking about?
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Oh,
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the big news?
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Boy, that's going to look great on your
college application.
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Grandpa? It's all right. Your mom told
me.
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