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Come on, Slowpoke, hurry up. We don't
want to be late for the first day of
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school. Who are you? You don't even like
school.
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I know, I do, now that I am Bridget
Hennessey's student body president.
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Hey, which one says I'm a leader of
power and integrity, the blue thong or
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gray?
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I don't care what thong you wear.
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You know, that kind of apathy is so
typical of your generation.
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Okay, I have a problem and I need your
advice.
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Your president is here for you.
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Okay, here's the thing.
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I changed in Europe this summer. I mean,
I grew up, and it made me realize that
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I have to break up with Kyle, and I have
to do it today. Why are you nodding
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like that?
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Oh, it's my listening face. I learned it
over the summer in Washington.
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I have to break up with Kyle today.
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What? Why don't you tell me? What
happened?
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Well, I met this awesome guy in Paris,
and I don't know what's going to happen
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with him, but I do know that I shouldn't
be with Kyle anymore. Stop it! Okay!
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how to do this. I've never broken up
with anyone before.
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Okay, look, just do what I do. It's
worked for me like a billion times. Just
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tell Kyle someone better will come
along. And hey, in your case, it'll even
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true.
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Well, you're all dolled up. Where are
you headed, Thurston?
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I'm going downtown to have breakfast
with an old friend.
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We're meeting at his private club.
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Ah, is that what they call the mission
these days?
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There's our new high school freshman,
Big Steph. You scared?
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No. Well, you should be.
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A lot of upperclassmen are going to want
to beat the hell out of you.
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What are you telling him?
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Well, he's got to know.
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You'll be fine.
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He's a dead man.
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I'm sorry I'm late.
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Boy, these night shifts are killing me.
Oh, are you kidding? You look fantastic.
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A cadaver in scrubs.
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gonna wear that?
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I thought it was cute.
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Well, yeah, too cute. You can't break up
with Kyle in those pants.
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Why not?
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Because you look too good. It won't
take.
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You know the ones with the gold rings
down the side?
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I'm a politician. I say a lot of things
about me.
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Katie, that principal Gibb called.
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He wants to see you.
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They're not even in school yet.
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Who could be in trouble?
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Maybe he just wants another date.
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We never dated.
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I am not romantically involved with Ed
Gibb. Or any of the Gibb brothers.
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I think my black pants are missing.
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Uh, honey, maybe that's for the best.
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I think they're in the laundry. I'll get
to them later. You're doing the laundry
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now? Ew.
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I'm helping out your mother while she's
working nights.
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Unless, of course, you want to take
over.
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Ew. Well, I got to get downtown. Oh,
yeah, we got to go, too. Everybody in
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car.
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Mom,
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I need you to beat me up today. Oh, no,
honey, you'll be fine.
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Another one of those things moms say.
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Hey, if you want, I'll drive them. No,
no, that's okay. I actually want to
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up with them. I miss them so much. I
must be so excited to see Kyle.
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And by the way, Mr.
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Laundryman, I can't find my red thong.
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Red thong? I thought that was a
handkerchief.
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Oh, dear God.
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Mom? Okay, where's Paige? Way down at
the end of the hall. Paige is cool
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not to walk with me.
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Bye, girl.
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All right, give it to me. What are you
doing?
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Your mission is to break up with Kyle
today. You don't need any of these
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distractions. Do you know what you're
going to say?
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I don't know. I've never done this
before.
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Okay, just use the line I use when I
break up with a guy. I'm only 17. You'll
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to jail?
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No.
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You say very sweetly, it's not me, it's
you.
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No, no, don't you mean it's not you,
it's me?
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Please, it's never me.
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Can't keep my locker open.
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It's not going to pick itself
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up.
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There you go, big guy.
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Anytime. It's all good.
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I love the hat.
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Isn't that nice, Rory?
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Come in.
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I'm not in trouble, am I?
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Not unless you're chewing gum.
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You look terrific.
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Well, thank.
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So do you.
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Have you been working out?
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In a manner of speaking, I raised
watermelons and, well, somebody has to
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them inside.
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Please, sit down.
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So, how was your summer?
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It was good. It was really good.
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Kids were gone.
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Actually, it was the first time I was
alone.
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I redecorated my room. I got a new bed.
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I don't know why I mentioned that.
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Probably because you got a new bed.
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Maybe we should just get off my bed.
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Look, Kate, this is a little awkward for
both of us, but I want you to know it
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doesn't have to be. I'm really okay with
the fact you weren't ready to go out
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with me.
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We're both adults, and we can handle it.
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Thanks, Ed.
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That was exactly what I needed to hear.
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And so well put. Thank you. My therapist
wrote it.
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Anyway, that's not what I wanted to talk
to you about.
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Our school nurse is retiring, and I'd
like for you to think about taking her
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job.
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Wow.
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Seriously? I ask you this because,
first, you're a nurse.
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And secondly, you're exactly her size,
so we... you won't have to buy new
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smocks.
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Okay, we'll buy new smocks. Boy, you
drive a hard bargain.
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Think about it, Katie. It could be
wonderful. The hours are great, and
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to spend more time with your kids.
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Ooh, that's tempting.
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I feel like I'm missing everything
that's going on with them.
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I could sweeten the deal with about 800
pounds of watermelon.
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I'm going to think about it.
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Thanks, Dad.
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They're seedless.
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Okay, what's next?
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Well, Britt.
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Madam President, some of the students
are complaining that they have to park
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far from school.
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It's because all the teachers get the
good spots, but we're more important.
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We're the future. They're teachers. They
have no future.
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So what do we do?
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Uh, valet parking for seniors, and the
driver's ed class can park the cars.
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Any problem that you can't solve?
Algebra, page 20, problem 6, do it for
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Please don't see me. Please don't see
me.
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Hey, looks like we're showering with the
girls today.
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Carrie, how did Kyle take the break up?
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I didn't do it. I've been avoiding him
all day. Carrie, I just don't want to
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hurt him. Well, he's going to be hurt no
matter what.
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Oh, my God, there he is. Hey, you're not
going anywhere.
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Hey, nice top.
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You said you hated it. You cannot
believe a word I say.
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Except for this. The longer you wait,
the harder this is going to be. I know,
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know. You have to do this.
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You've got me. Okay, I can do this.
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Ready?
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I... Hey!
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Didn't I just see Carrie?
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She was here a second ago.
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So, Principal Giblet wants you to be his
naughty school nurse.
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Are you going to do it, Kate?
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Oh, I don't know.
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You know, I would see the kids more.
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Ooh, mom at school, every teenager's
dream.
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You know what, Grandpa? Maybe you could
be a crossing guard.
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I'll teach rugby. We'll be a ragtag team
of misfit school people.
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Oh, hi, honey.
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How was your first day at school?
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Whoa, what is that smell?
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Are you composting in there?
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Very funny. I thought Carrie was the one
that went to France.
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I didn't have time to shower after gym.
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So you rolled around in horse crap?
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Uh, look, I gotta go to work.
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Lucky you.
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So you go upstairs and take a shower.
You, Bernie's clothes.
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You disgust me.
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But I love you.
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All right, pig pen.
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Spill it.
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What? They always give you time to
shower. What's going on?
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Well, that's gold today. Wait a second.
Here, hold this.
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Step back a little bit. Come on, it's
not that bad.
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When it was time to take a shower. Maybe
one more. Sorry.
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They're all these seniors.
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Just stay right there. No, I'm just
going to have to wait until tomorrow.
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no, no, no. Hey, come back here. Just
talk fast, Rory. I couldn't take a
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I just couldn't do it.
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All these seniors came in.
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Hairy seniors.
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With hair.
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Everywhere.
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Right, and you're... Not hairy.
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Anywhere.
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It's a family curse.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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What curse?
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The men in our family take a little more
time to grow grass in the infield.
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Ironically, the women grow beards early.
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I just can't stop thinking about what
I'm going to look like next to those
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in the shower.
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Don't worry. Just do what I did.
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I'm doing...
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Yeah, well, let me tell you how I
handled it. I walked in there like I
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place, head held high, proud of the body
God gave me.
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And that worked?
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Absolutely.
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Now go hoes off.
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You remember the beatings? It never goes
away.
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Black pants aren't in the laundry. All
right, I lied. Truth is, I was on a date
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last night, and I spilled a bowl of
clams on her, right? She was wearing
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pants, so I gave her yours.
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That's not about the pants.
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Oh, good, because I don't think I'll be
seeing her again.
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I wanted to know if Mom was home. I need
to talk to her. Well, wait.
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Talk to me.
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I'm more than just a washerwoman.
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Okay, what kind of things might a girl
say to a guy if she wants to end a
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romance? Ah, mm, I'd rather a French
kiss the car battery.
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I'm going back to men.
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That'll cost you an extra hundred.
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So girls have actually said those things
to you?
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No.
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No. No, I'm just spitballing.
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Well, how can I do it without hurting
him?
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You can't. You have to stay with this
guy forever.
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What? I don't care if his touch repulses
you. I don't care if you're seeing
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other men. You stay with him forever.
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Forever. Well, what if I don't want
to... I'm talking forever.
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You gave my hand away?
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He's useless, but he does iron a good T
-shirt.
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Hey, Grandpa.
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Kiddo, I don't know if this will help
with the Kyle business, but I found
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something you might be able to use.
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What is it?
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It's a Dear John letter I got in Korea.
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Well, do you really think your old Dear
John letter is going to help me break up
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with Kyle?
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Well, I wouldn't use any of the
Eisenhower references, but you said you
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to spare his feelings.
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And I spared mine.
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Dear Jim, I'm writing you from my
grandmother's front porch. All I see are
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of sunflowers. They remind me of you,
tall and strong and handsome, making
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people smile.
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You're a good man, Jim, but I've met
someone else.
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Like the sunflower, I think we've had
our season.
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I'm sorry if I disappointed you, but
thank you for making me more than I ever
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thought I could be.
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Always, Betsy.
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I'm so romantic.
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You really loved her, didn't you?
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And this softened the blow.
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Thanks.
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Tramp.
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Do you know if Carrie got the card I
left for her this morning?
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She hasn't talked to you?
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About what?
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Kyle, look.
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You shouldn't hang all your happiness on
one person, you know. I hear that.
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Um, Kyle, Kyle.
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There is no easy way to say this, but I
am president now, and the buck stops
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here, as does your relationship with
Carrie.
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What? Kyle.
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Carrie can't do this on her own, so I'm
doing it for her.
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You guys are over.
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Hey, but on the bright side, we are
going to have valet parking very soon.
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Well, little sister, I've got good news.
Me too.
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I figured out why I've been having so
much trouble breaking up with Kyle. It's
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because I don't want to.
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So I'm not going to. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa. I know this sounds
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crazy, but I've read the letter again.
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he is.
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What's your good news?
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Principal Gibb is giving out free
watermelons!
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They're seedless!
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So, your good news is Principal Gibb is
giving away free watermelon?
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You don't even like watermelon.
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The seeds.
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I hate the seeds. These are seedless.
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but be under the impression that you
already broke up with him.
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How did he get that impression?
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I kind of, um, kind of mentioned it to
him.
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And how did you do that?
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I broke up with him. What? For you?
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You're welcome.
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You broke up with my boyfriend?
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Richard, this is the stupidest thing
you've ever done.
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No, no, it's not. Remember, for like
seven years, I thought potatoes could
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I've seen her all day, and I really need
to talk to her.
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She hasn't talked to you yet?
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No. She's been avoiding me.
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I gotta help you out, you poor sap.
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Have a seat.
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I have to do this. I already know.
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Okay, in her defense, she never meant to
fall in love with this guy.
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There's a guy?
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I'll go get her.
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Hey, Carrie, uh, listen.
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Kyle's downstairs to see you, and he's,
uh, steamed about something.
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Thank God. I gotta go downstairs and
straighten this out. Wait, wait, wait. I
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gotta tell you something else, and I'm
not really proud of it. You're wearing
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pants.
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Those are my pants.
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All right. I like the way they fit,
okay?
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Now, on another note, I told Kyle about
the guy in Europe. What? He grilled me.
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Oh, there's the dryer. I gotta go.
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realize how much you loved Kyle.
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You do love him, right?
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So like the sunflower that has its
season, an early frost has knocked the
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out of you and Carrie.
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Or something like that.
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Kyle, we need to talk.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it. I'm sorry,
Karen, but someone had
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to tell her.
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My name is Rory Hennessy.
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Freshman.
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What? Or girly boy. Whatever you like.
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No, you said Hennessy. Are you Bridges'
brother?
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Can't you see the family resemblance?
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Don't hurt me.
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Can you tell her I think she's really
hot?
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Sure. Sure. No problem.
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You on the swimming team or something?
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It's not going to pick itself up.
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I should have told you myself. It just
never occurred to me that my whole
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would break up with you before I did.
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I even had a few phone calls from Rory
last night, but I didn't call him back.
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He's so great to me, and you're such a
sweetheart.
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I just want you to know it had nothing
to do with the guy. Europe changed me.
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Please don't hate me.
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I don't hate you.
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I hate Europe.
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The whole country.
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I'll never forget you.
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So I guess this is goodbye.
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I guess.
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This would work a lot better if we
didn't have four
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classes together.
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CJ, the roast is in the oven. Dad, help
them with their homework and make sure
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they get to bed on time.
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How much longer are you going to work on
this night shift?
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I don't know.
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But that job at school is looking better
and better.
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You know, normal hours, my own office.
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There's even a rumor they're going to
have valet parking.
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Hi. Hi.
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All right, guys, I've got two seconds.
Catch me up.
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Okay, Kyle wrote me a romantic note.
Then I broke up with him. And then I
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And I made a friend in the shower.
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Don't worry, we're on top of it.
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Except the friend in the shower.
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We'll look into that.
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