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Hey, hey, guess what?
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You got a job delivering the world's
largest pizza?
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It's a massage table, which means I got
into beginning massage techniques.
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Yeah!
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See, if you went to George Romney
Community College, you'd know that's
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big deal.
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Well, congratulations.
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The world needs more geisha girls.
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Massage happens to be the fastest
-growing industry in America.
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Yeah. People are dying to get rubbed
down.
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By you? Come on, C .J.
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The thought of you touching strangers is
why people carry mace.
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Hi, guys. Hi.
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Oh, great. The thing is leaking again.
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Rory, call the plumber.
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Hey, you know what they charge for house
calls? I can fix the leak. Really? Is
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that why you get up five times a night?
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Dad, I just don't want you to strain
yourself.
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Oh, I could still turn a rich.
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Well, okay.
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Well, guess who got sent home today with
a dress code violation.
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Take your time, Mom. I know it's a tough
one.
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Oh, great. Your principal wants to meet
with me.
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It's so unfair. Do I look like a hooch
to you?
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A hooch? Honey, I'm not up on the latest
teen slang.
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Hooch is short for hoochie mama.
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30s jazz lingo for hussy? Come on, Kate.
Get with it.
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It's just that I don't understand. You
look fine.
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I know. It's this new principal. He
thinks he runs the school. He does run
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school. Oh, please.
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He's been there one week. I've been
there three years.
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Now, Bridget, why do I get the feeling
that you are not 100 % innocent?
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Because, Mom, inside, you know she's a
hooch.
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Maybe my underwear band showed for,
like, two seconds. Look, there's this
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totally dumb new rule where your
underwear band can't show, yet they
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bottom locker. Everyone knows, when you
bend over, your shirt rides up, your
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jeans go down, and your underwear just
stays there. Duh, it's called physics.
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So who looks really to blame here? Me,
who innocently bent over to get a book,
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or the school who knowingly assigned a
bottom locker to a hottie?
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Wait a minute.
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You bent over for a book?
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Okay, it was the Cosmo girl.
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Good as new. Wow, Dad, you fixed that
fast.
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Yeah, it didn't strain myself at all.
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You see, what you have to do here is you
loose that coupling there.
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Dad,
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a magician never gives away his secrets.
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Don't forget to pick up your tools.
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I've got to go, but if you're feeling up
to it, the garage door opener needs to
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be replaced.
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Yeah, I'm up to it. Good.
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What are you doing?
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I'm looking for something.
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What, the disc you slipped?
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Hey, hey, I'm fine.
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Admit it, Grandpa.
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You don't want to admit to Aunt Kate
that you hurt yourself fixing the sink.
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Hey, if I weren't fine, would I be able
to do this?
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You know, if we slipped a piano under
your hands, that might look normal.
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Listen, you're having a spasm, all
right? I can take care of that.
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What are you talking about?
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Listen, I'm the star pupil in my massage
techniques class.
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Besides, these hands have been giving
relief to people for years.
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What people?
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Lots of people. Well, okay, me.
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Still, give it a chance.
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Massage is for sissies. No, this is
sports massage. It's different. It's
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like, boxers, football players, tough
guy stuff, all right? I can rebuild you,
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make you better, stronger, faster.
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I swear, C .J., if you lay a hand on me,
I... Oh, oh.
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Does that hurt? Yeah.
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I'm only in one class.
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Yeah, no, no, no.
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It's all right. It's a good hurt.
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Get back with it. Well, actually, I
better go.
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Are you going to leave me hanging?
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Well, I got school.
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Yeah, well, I got to fix the garage.
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Listen, I tell you what. You got my
number. Call my girl. Set up an
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What girl?
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She may sound like an automated voice in
a cell phone, but she's real sweet.
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Chat her up a bit.
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I have nothing against dress codes.
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It's just that up until now, we've done
fine without them. Now, I assure you,
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Mr. Gibbs... I'm sorry.
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Did you go to Garfield High?
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What? Um, yes.
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Anyway... I went to Garfield.
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Freaky.
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Anyway, this morning, I was looking at
how other girls dressed, and though my
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daughter is no angel... Compared to
those hoochies in the hallway, Bridget
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like Laura Engel.
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What year did you graduate?
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It was the 1970... What does this have
to do with Bridget? I'm sorry, I'm
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You just, you look so familiar.
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Do I?
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No.
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But then there weren't many gray -haired
kids in my class.
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Anyway, um...
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My Bridget has been known to dress a
little racy in the past, but what she
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wearing yesterday was not racy in the
slightest. What was your maiden name?
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Please, aren't we talking about Bridget?
Yes, okay, I'm sorry, I'll drop it.
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Look, my dress code is never very
popular for... You hung out in front
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stoners?
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No. No, look, I am missing work for
this. I am a nurse, and without me, my
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patients could die.
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Really?
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Well, no.
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But they could wet their beds.
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Can we just stick to the subject?
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Yes, of course. I will drop it. Won't
bring it up again.
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Bottom line, my dress code works. Test
scores go up. Discipline problems go
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down.
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Egan! You're Kate Egan!
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Oh, for God's sake.
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Am I right?
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Yes!
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Ed! Ed!
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who I am, do you?
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Not a clue.
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Really?
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Back to Bridget?
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Yes, yes.
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May I show you something?
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This is a photograph taken of Bridget to
document her dress code violations.
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Now, I ask you, is that proper school
attire?
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Let me see this.
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Well, she did not leave the house
looking like this.
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Well, I think it's pretty obvious what
happened here.
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Yeah. You put Bridget's head on some
hooch's body?
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Or she altered the outfit once she left
the house.
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Both valid theories.
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You know, I used to go by Eddie.
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People would say, Eddie!
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Nothing.
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CJ, are you ready for me yet?
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What's taking so darn long? I'm just
getting the massage table ready.
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Okay, come on in.
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What the hell is all this?
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Whoa, I sense a lot of tension, Grandpa.
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Take a whiff of this. Inhale.
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Get that away from me. CJ, this was
supposed to be a sports massage. You
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my room into Bangkok.
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It is a sports massage.
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With a flare.
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Now breathe.
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C .J., I swear if you don't put my room
back the way it was, I've got... Is that
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patchouli? With a dash of lavender.
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Sort of delightful. It is.
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See, I know what I'm doing.
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Okay, now lose the robe. Get under the
sheet.
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You're taller when you're naked.
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Not yet. Was that a holler? No.
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a little talk with your principal.
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Just so I'm clear, the only dress code
violation you had was a two -second
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of underwear band?
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Yeah. I told you they assigned me a
bottom locker.
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I saw the photo.
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They totally put my head on some hooch's
body.
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No. God did that.
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Almost like he's jealous.
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Well, why would he be jealous of you? I
don't know. Why is everyone jealous of
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me?
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Your earning potential?
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Why don't you go see if you can help
your grandfather with the garage door
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opener? Go.
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Harry, what's wrong?
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What's wrong? I'm walking through the
hall back to debate class where I left
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backpack. Oh, we get it. Woo! What a
depressing story.
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Bridget, let her finish.
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Debate class, backpack.
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There's more.
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This custodian is putting up these
posters, and I'm thinking, please, let
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be a nightmare.
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What?
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How not to dress for school?
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Oh, my...
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E .J.
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Look,
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I want you to relax, but seriously, if
you say my name like that again, I'm
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walking, all right?
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I think you finally found something
you're good at.
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What did you say?
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I said I think you found something
you're not terrible at. You said I'm
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something. You can't take it back.
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Grandpa, are you down there?
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Mom wants me to help you with the
garage.
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I'm not decent.
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Just stay away. Close the shutter.
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Is he gone?
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Yes, he's gone.
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Why don't you lay a little more of that
vanilla papaya lotion on me?
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Oh,
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Maestro.
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You have to admit, he is singling me
out. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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What are you doing with your yearbook?
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Well, you know, he seems to remember me,
but I don't... Oh, my God!
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It's Eddie!
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Oh, Eddie!
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Eddie!
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Wait,
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uh... You know, I really like you.
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As a friend.
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Mr. Gibb is a little mad.
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I can't believe Mr. Gibb is making
examples out of us because you wouldn't
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him. Yeah, Mom, you might want to think
twice next time you tell us to be good
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girls.
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Well, my score shouldn't give me any
more problems.
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Hey, Dad, you are so chipper and
resilient these days.
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What's your secret?
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Yes, Grandpa, what's your secret?
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Oh, there's no secret. You just
underestimate me.
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And I apologize.
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And as a token of that apology, I would
like to give you a lift of all the
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things that need fixing around here.
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Oh, well, great, yeah.
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Consider them done.
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Mom, come on, let's go. Yeah, come on,
Mom. Bridget needs time to hooch it up
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before she...
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CJ,
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I wouldn't need another treatment, but
that...
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Damn garage door almost killed me. Yeah,
I feel bad for you. See you later.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Something wrong?
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Of course not.
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You know, I finally do something you
approve of, but you're too embarrassed
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say it in public.
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Everything's fine. Later.
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I'll see, Jack. You're embarrassed
because Rory almost walked in on us.
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ashamed of us.
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I'm not ashamed. Ashamed, Grandpa.
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There's nothing wrong with two men
rubbing oil on each other's bodies.
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You rubbed me. I didn't rub you.
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Shame talk.
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From now on, you can go rub yourself.
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How about that? Oh, fine. I don't need
your stupid flowery oils.
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Uh, papaya's a fruit, not a flower.
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Uh, well, you would know.
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Well, hello.
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Look, Eddie.
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Oh, you remembered.
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Yes. The yearbook actually jogged my
memory.
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And I am sorry that, like, a million
years ago, I rejected you. But that is
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between you and me.
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And I would really appreciate it if you
would take down those awful posters.
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Okay.
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Okay? This may not have been my best
idea. In fact, I had to break up a
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match over those posters.
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Boys were fighting over the posters?
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Actually, it was two teachers who will
remain anonymous.
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I'm thinking the math or history
departments.
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Maybe they were fighting over my poster.
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Anyway, I have agreed to take the
posters down.
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And girls, you are going to miss the
first bell. Thank you. Bye, Mom. Bye.
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Well, thank you.
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I know it's not easy to admit when
you're wrong. Yes, well, you're walking
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of that.
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Excuse me? Oh, come on, Kate. If you
really remembered us, you'd remember the
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facts.
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I really like you, Kate.
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As a friend.
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That is impossible.
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No boy in high school ever said to me, I
only like you as a friend. Kate, I just
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wasn't into you. But your sister was
hot. Maggie.
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Maggie?
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Maggie? I was the hotter sister.
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What did Maggie get in honors chemistry?
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Maggie never took honors chemistry.
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And what did you get in honors
chemistry?
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An A.
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Yeah. You were the hot one.
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I was hot and smart.
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Well, no shame in being smart. I
respected that in you. In fact, that's
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liked you. As a friend.
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You know, I don't really care.
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That was a long time ago. Yeah. It
doesn't even matter. Water under the
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We agree to disagree.
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Fine by me.
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I rejected you. Sure you did.
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Yes, I found it.
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Who's the geek you're with?
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This is the principal.
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Huh, and he says he rejected me?
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Oh, look at him. He looks like Leo
Sayre.
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Hello?
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I'm going to go down there and show him
this.
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Mom, you're making this all about you.
Who cares if you were hot or not? The
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took down the posters.
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And this was about our high school
humiliation, not yours.
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Well, it wasn't that bad.
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Oh, so you liked being worshipped by
pathetic losers who steal your picture?
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Hey, I don't pee all over your dreams,
okay?
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Okay, Mom, just like Bridget, all you
care about is your image.
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Actually, Carrie, maybe I have been a
little self -obsessed about this whole
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misunderstanding with Mr. Gibb. Yeah,
who cares if he broke up with you? I
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up with him!
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Like Bridget, you care way too much
about what other people think.
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Mom, you don't have to take this from
her.
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Actually, I think your sister's right.
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And I know this is silly, but I just
wanted to rub his nose in it that back
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high school, I was studious and hot.
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Just like you, Carrie.
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We're a geek.
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What are you talking about?
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I look like Leo Sayre.
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Yeah.
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Kate, I have done everything that you
asked. Why are you here?
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To set the record straight.
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You care that much what I think?
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No, I don't care what you think.
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I care about justice.
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Look, I get it.
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Get what?
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Well, I think it's pretty obvious you
have a very hard time staying away from
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me.
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What? I am a principal.
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You know, I think I recognize a high
school crush when I see one.
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I didn't even remember you. Mm, so you
said.
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And this picture proves it. I was cool,
and you weren't. The only thing that
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this picture proves is that white guys
can look fantastic in afros.
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Unbelievable. You are even wearing
rainbow suspenders.
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Look, Kate, I'm flattered.
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I'm just...
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Not interested.
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I'm sorry.
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You are the most pompous, arrogant man I
have ever met.
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You'll get over this.
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And don't worry, because when I leave
this time, you won't have to worry about
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me stalking you, because I will never
voluntarily set foot in this office
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Good day, Mr. Gale. Oh, I think he'll be
back.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, you're doing just fine without me.
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All right, you win.
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Rory, there's nothing wrong with a good
massage.
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Excuse me?
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Yeah, well, you know, I've always been
hard on C .J., but he finally did
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something right.
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He has found a career path.
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He gave me a massage, and I felt like a
million bucks after it.
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Oh, so you're telling me... Yes, C .J.
is good at something.
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And I'm proud of him.
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Ah, that's all I wanted to hear, Grampy.
Get some props.
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Come here.
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Wow, that's something.
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Why don't you guys get a room?
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I forgot you already have one.
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