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Previously on 8 Simple Rules.

I mean, the Cabin at the Lake is a long
-standing Hennessy family tradition.

And I just really think we should take
the time to think about this to be sure.

No. The May Festival is more than a rock
festival. It's a spiritual event.

Mom, give us one good reason why you
don't want us there. Oh, actually, I'll

give you three.

Sex, drugs, and rock and roll. Sold!

Here comes your perfect woman.

Oh, my God!

Are you reasonable?

Let's go on our journey.

Oh, you're going on a journey, all
right. But you're going to start your

spiritual quest visiting Grandma in
Sarasota.

This is the first plane trip we've taken
without our parents.

Yeah, first ever without Dad.

Look, that's Mom over there with some
guy.

Oh, my God, Mom's cheating on Dad.

Let's get out of here.

I can't believe it. Who was that guy?

Running after us, waving his arms. Kyle.

Don't blame him. This is his car. The
guy Mom was all over. Oh, Artie.

Don't you remember?

He works at the post.

He took Dad's old desk.

That's not the only thing of Dad's he
took.

It all makes sense now. All the extra
shifts she was pulling. She's not the

thing she was... Never mind.

Now I know why she wanted us to go to
Grandma's for a week.

She wanted to get rid of us so she could
spend time with Artie.

Ew, Artie. Yeah, I thought she was no
fun anymore, but she was having plenty

fun with Artie.

Ew, Artie.

Pretty quick to cancel our annual
vacation to the cabin by the lake.

I loved the cabin by the lake. I loved
it more.

And she took it from us.

How could we not see this?

How could she have an entire
relationship right under our noses?

you see? We were so busy with our lives,
our boyfriends, our problems.

Mom totally distracted us.

She's evil.

Oh my gosh, just remember, we left
without our sandwiches.

And Kyle.

Should we go back? No, I'm not that
hungry anymore.

We'll let Kyle eat the sandwiches. I
mean, I stole his car. I guess that's

We better go to the airport.

Oh yeah, yeah, let's go to grandma's
just like Mom told us to.

You know, Mom's doing what she wants to
do.

Let's do what we want to do.

So we don't go to grandma's. We don't go
to the Maeve Festival.

We're wandering like wayfaring
strangers.

What should we do?

Let's keep going.

What?

Let's keep going.

Dad, are the girls here?

No, why would they be here? They left
with him.

Mary and Bridget drove Kyle's car, and
he had to walk all the way home from

downtown Detroit. There were times I had
to run.

My sisters are carjackers.

I feel like we all didn't see that
coming.

I bet they went to that music festival.
Doubt it. We found out it's basically a

gathering of militant women who hate
men.

Oh, and C .J.

Oh, boy. C .J.'s going to make a whole
bunch of new friends.

Dad, the girls? I'm sorry. I'm heart
sick.

Why did they take off like that, and how
did they get your keys?

Well, Carrie sort of already had them.

What? A student driver can't drive with
anyone under 21.

Did you try Bridget's cell phone? Oh,
she shut it off.

Dad, they lied to me, they ditched Kyle,
and they stole a car.

This is totally out of character.

You're right. Bridget never turns off
her cell phone.

I'm a pole.

Stranger.

Summon, summon, summon.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Da -da -da.

Jordan.

It's not how it goes.

I'm going home.

Da -da -da.

Yeah, you nailed that one.

Should we be doing this?

Yes.

But Dad always said running away isn't
the answer.

Well, it is the answer when the question
is, what's Bridget and Carrie going to

do after they catch Mom with Artie?

You know, it's not like she's actually
cheating on Dad.

She is.

Mom and Dad were supposed to be
soulmates.

That means forever.

I don't know if I believe in soulmates.

I mean, what if you never find that
person?

Or they fall in love with someone else?

Or they die?

Maybe we're all part of one big soul
instead of everyone finding the perfect

match. Oh, Carrie, I used to have the
same doubts when I was dating Kyle.

You know, you're crazy if you think
someone's going to ride into your life

wearing a white hat and make everything
wonderful.

Did I mention a white hat? I don't think
so.

Sounds like someone's in a guy's wearing
white hats.

Okay, Mom's left eight messages.

Maybe we should call her and let her
know we're okay.

Pointer, when you're running away from
home, you don't want to call Mom and let

her know you're okay.

Where the hell are we?

Oh, well.

Hola, las muchachas.

Can I visit at the festival? It's filled
with foxes.

Why are you looking at me funny?

Oh, hey, one at a time, my harem scamp.
There's enough mold to teach to go

around.

I'm with the band.

All right, well, I really appreciate
that.

Yeah, thanks, Rachel.

Who are you talking to?

Rachel Sharp.

And? And she hasn't seen your sisters
either. I am so worried. Is that all she

said? Well, she said she was really
concerned and that she was... Yeah,

yeah. Did she mention me?

No. Son of a... Rory!

Guns! I'm sorry, Ann. I'm just so angry
at my sisters for putting you through

this. I can't figure this out. And I
know both your daughters real well.

I think we should call the police.

I didn't mean that well.

It's Carrie.

All right, give me that. No, no, no. Let
him handle it. She's bound to be more

honest with her boyfriend.

Find out where they are, and don't let
on you're with us. Got it.

Hello, Carrie.

I'm here all alone, and we're wondering
where you are.

He's with Mom.

I don't know how she could have figured
it out.

Only an idiot couldn't figure it out.

Hello? Hi, Bridget. We're back in
business.

Why did your sister hang up on me?
There's no one here.

You want me to put Grandpa on? Okay.

I mean, I'll run over to your house and
get him.

Bridget, where the hell are...

I don't know. I guess Kyle's a fast
runner.

Where are you? All right, that's enough.
Just give me the phone.

All right, young lady, I'm putting your
mother on.

No, I don't want to talk to Mom,
Grandpa.

Oh, she knows why.

Yes, she does.

Oh, yes, she does.

Oh, yeah, listen.

Don't worry, okay? We won't be crossing
any state lines.

Well, many state lines.

I don't know what this is all about, but
I'm very disappointed in you girls.

Yeah, oh, oh, fine, Bridget, fine.

And whatever you girls do, you be
careful.

I love you.

So?

What did you do?

I don't know.

Oh, yes, you did.

Can I ask you a question?

Huh?

Are you happy?

After seeing Mom with Artie? Are you
kidding?

No, I mean in general.

Well, yeah, I guess.

Aren't you?

I don't know.

It's that no laughter in music thing.

I'm afraid there's no fun in our family
anymore.

I don't even know if there is a family.

Well, there's me and you.

Even though sometimes I do deny it at
school, but we're a family.

Reg. Yeah?

I'm really glad we're in this together.

Me too.

Remember what Mom used to say?

Friends may come, friends may go, but
sisters will be sisters forever.

Yeah. She told me that a lot when you
stole Kyle.

Carrie, do you think we'll be sisters
forever?

Yes.

I do.

No, I meant do you think we'll be best
friends forever?

Well, I hope so.

I hope we're still best friends when we
get bigger.

Oh, Carrie Berry.

You're not going to get any bigger.

This is really cool.

It's like I get to see a whole different
side of you. A window into a complex

human being.

It's the journey.

Oh, my God, that guy just winked at me.
No, it was probably just a nervous tick.

How would you know? Maybe he thinks I'm
real... Yeah, you're right.

I told you.

Bridget, I have a confession to make.

Even though I've tried not to show it
and I've tried to be enlightened, I

get kind of jealous when everyone pays
attention to you.

I mean, you're gorgeous and sexy, and
when you walk into a room, all eyes are

you.

Gravy fried gravy?

Are you listening to me?

Yes, some gorgeous and sexy allies are
on me when I walk into a room. Blah,

blah, blah, blah.

No, I was wrong. Actually, you're
exactly the same.

No, not everyone thinks you're the
hottest thing around.

Darling, you're the hottest thing
around.

So, Carrie, what were you saying? Forget
it.

Maybe this whole road trip was a big
mistake.

Wait, wait. Are you questioning the
journey?

Journeys have a destination.

They have a reason. I don't know what
this is. You want to go home? I don't

know.

I just wish we had a sign.

I am a poor wayfaring stranger Traveling
through

this world of woe There's no sickness,
no toil,

no danger In that bright world to which
I go

I'm going there to see my father I'm

going...

That's incredible.

Yeah, man. We're sitting here waiting
for a sign. That guy's distracting us

Dad's favorite song.

Dad.

God, I wish Dad was here.

I know.

He'd look at this creepy place and cry a
few jokes and have us laughing in no

time.

So, let's laugh.

This is from Harlan.

Who's Harlan?

What are you calling?

Grandpa, I'm scared.

No, give me the phone. You cannot call
Grandpa every time you get scared, okay?

Harlan wants you to have one, too.

Yeah, scared. Let's go.

Got a little tussle at the music
festival.

Group of thugs thought they could get
the best of me.

Looks like they might have been right.

Don't you worry. I got in a few shots on
my own.

I suppose I should see what the other
guy looks like.

What other guy?

This is from Harlan.

Who's Harlan?

God, he's winking at me.

That's great. Guy winking at a guy.

Grampy, I'm scared.

Okay, we're going in circles.

I don't know. I know we've been down
this road before. Yeah, like five times

the past half hour.

Why are you stopping?

That guy hitching on the side of the
road has a white cowboy hat on. You said

one would come into my life wearing a
white cowboy hat. You have your signs. I

have mine.

We're alone.

It's dark and I'm scared. Drive.

Hey, small world, but I wouldn't want to
paint it.

Ah, the clear sound of women shrieking
in horror at the sight of me.

What are you doing here?

Oh, I could ask you the same question,
Chucky.

We asked you first, and what happened to
your eye?

Oh, yeah, drumstick.

And that wasn't the first place I tried
to put it.

I was escorted out of the Maeve Festival
by Femme Security.

Incidentally, Maeve is a warrior goddess
who would kill 30 men a day.

Pretty sure she's the one that had me in
the headlock.

Anyway. I grabbed this cowboy hat off a
rodeo clown, and I haven't stopped

running since. What's your story?

Well, we decided we didn't want to go to
Grandma's, and we knew the May Festival

was a bust, and, um... Oh, yeah, Mom's
having an affair.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, back up.

You knew the May Festival was kryptonite
to my Mac and Powers?

Oh, they're so lost.

Wait.

Wait, that looks familiar.

Yeah, you're right, it does.

Oh... my...

cabin by the lake.

I knew we were okay on that road.

Gosh, you remember all the times we
spent here?

The 4th of July where Dad would have us
swim out to the raft in the middle of

the lake, watch the fireworks.

Yeah, Dad trying to teach us to bait a
hook.

Ew.

The fort I built out back had a working
fireplace and everything.

Remember that forest fire we had out
back?

They let me wear a fireman's helmet.

Good times.

Good times.

CJ, you made a fire.

I did not.

Why did someone accuse me?

Oh, in the fireplace.

Like when we were little.

Remind me why we didn't want to come
here again.

Carrie, Bridget.

Bear!

Oh, girls.

Thank God.

How did you find us here?

DJ called me.

Let that be a lesson. Never pick a
pitchfakers.

You two are in so much trouble.

What are you going to do, call Artie?
Who's Artie? The man Mom's having this

secret affair with.

What? What makes you think I'm seeing
someone?

I saw you at Dad's sandwich place with
Artie. Making your own sandwich.

I was not making a sandwich.

Actually, I was congratulating Artie on
getting engaged to the girl your father

and I introduced him to.

I guess this journey was kind of
meaningless.

Oh, no, I don't think so.

In fact, I think this journey actually
reminded me of what's really important.

Yeah.

What's really important is, have either
of you guys talked to Rachel? Well,

I was worried sick.

I really regretted that I took all those
extra hours at the hospital.

And that I let it all go our separate
ways.

And I wish that we'd taken our annual
vacation at, well, here.

Mom's right. There was only some way we
could turn back time so we could all end

up here now.

You're all thinking the same thing,
aren't you?

Oh, my God, I just figured it out.

Dad got us to the cabin by the lake
anyway.

It's the laughter and the music that was
missing. It's here.

I kind of feel it, too.

So what's your favorite memory here,
Mom?

Well, the last time we were here, I was
in a hurry to leave.

And I called to your dad from the car.

I said, come on, we have a long drive.

He came running out with this towel
wrapped around his thumb.

The great outdoorsman had tried to carve
the name Hennessy behind that picture.

Just a little reminder to let the world
know that even though we rented it, this

is still our cabin.

Looks like he was carving to eat when he
cut himself.

Oh, my God.

It says hi.

Hi, Dad.

Hey, Dad.

Gampy, I'm scared.

There's nothing to be scared about.

Just a coincidence.

Pretty impressive coincidence.

You know, it's been said that God is a
comedian playing for an audience who's

just too afraid to laugh.

Who said that?

It's me, Kyle.

Anyone for some Paul Hennessy on rye?

Oh, girls, I'm sorry, but I really have
to get back to... I

don't have to do anything.

Come on.

All right.

Didn't you hear the doorbell?

No, certain frequencies are like dog
whistles to me.

Hi, Rory.

Hi, Rachel.

So, what are you doing here?

Look, I came to tell you in person that
what happened between us was a spur -of

-the -moment thing.

That's all.

It was a... It was only physical.

Only physical.

That's cool.

See ya.

Hey, Grandpa, it was... Heard every
word.