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Good morning.
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Hey, welcome to the club.
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What club?
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The To Hell With Everyone Let's Sleep
Till Noon Club.
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Want to go out for breakfast and make
fun of the losers having lunch?
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No, for your information, I worked all
night at the hospital.
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Oh, right, you're new.
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Trust me, eventually the need to justify
sleeping the day away leaves entirely.
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Well, well, look who's finally awake. I
was up all night studying.
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I was talking to Kate.
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Right? She's not even dressed.
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No, look, I was working at the... Oh,
forget it.
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Oh, we finally have some food in the
house.
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Well, why didn't you be one of the
nurses working the graveyard shift?
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Honey, it is not politically correct to
say that when you're talking about a
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hospital.
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Okay, then why do you have to be one of
the health care providers working the
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graveyard shift?
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Well, with all the cutbacks, I just feel
like it's risky to give up any
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rotation. Mom, you're no fun anymore.
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I'm fun?
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Well, just yesterday I made those
English muffin pizzas.
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Yeah, your regular mom's gone wild.
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Look, you guys think I like working this
much?
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I'm really torn up about this.
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Well, don't stress, baby girl. You've
got two strong men here to help carry
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load. Right, Rory?
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You know, I actually do need somebody to
give Carrie a driving lesson.
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Ah, well, Rory can handle that.
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Oh, Come on, Kate, do I have to? I mean,
Carrie is mean. I've never seen such
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raw, naked hostility since, you know...
The Korean War?
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No, your mother.
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Listen, Carrie's brand of intimidation
may work on Billy Goat Gruff over there,
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but she don't scare me.
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Hey, what do you got to sign up?
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Nothing. Hey, you look nice today.
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Mom, Rachel's coming over.
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Rachel? Rachel Sharp?
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Yeah, what's it to you?
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Nothing. She hasn't been over in a real
long time.
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I know. She said she felt like a third
wheel with me and Kyle.
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It's not fun.
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I don't know how many times I've been
with a guy and a girl, and they look at
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like, what are you doing here?
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It sucks, especially when the chick's my
girlfriend.
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Rachel deserves a guy who appreciates
her.
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Whoa.
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Just saying.
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I'm going off myth here, remember?
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Yeah, but who can resist an older woman
with experience?
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I can. It gets easier every day.
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I said I'm not interested in Rachel.
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Grandpa, can you help me with my
homework? I have to memorize the
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the Constitution.
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Oh, you know what? Smart.
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Get someone who was there when they were
ready.
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You know, I just hope Jenna doesn't
drive Rachel over. She's so annoying,
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selfish, superficial, totally obsessed
with her looks and how many guys like
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her. I mean, he talks endlessly about
things nobody really cares about. Who
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wants to be around someone like that?
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And that, Rory, is why me and the guys
put in the Fifth Amendment.
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I do not!
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Can you look me in the eyes and say
that?
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If I bend my knees.
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You so love Rachel and know I'm right.
No, you're... Okay, you're right.
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I am?
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I can't explain it. She's sort of my
perfect woman.
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She's nice, smart, pretty, even though
she doesn't know it. She makes her even
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prettier. God, that's what Mom always
says about me.
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Yeah, but I mean it.
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God, you won't say anything to her, will
you? No, why would I?
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Promise. Look, it would embarrass you,
it would embarrass her, and frankly, I'm
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more than a little grossed out by it.
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Out.
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Door.
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Rach, you want to laugh?
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Bridget, Danielle called.
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Oh, she's so annoying. Self is
superficial.
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Obsessed with her looks, with voice,
talks too much, et cetera, et cetera.
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How did you know?
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Bridget, when you point your finger at
someone, there are three pointing back
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you, see?
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No, Grandpa, no one's pointing at you.
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No, no, no. What I'm saying is when you
point your finger at someone, there are
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three fingers pointing back at you. Go
on, try it.
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Hey, it works.
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Well, yeah, now that all three of you
are pointing at me.
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Ah, forget it.
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Rachel's on her way over.
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Well, honey, don't you think it's a
little late for visitors?
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No, it's not.
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Well,
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look, now that I have you all here, I
have something very important to
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This came in the mail today.
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It is a receipt for a deposit that your
father put down on the cabin at the
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lake. He made the reservation over a
year ago.
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Dad loved the cabin at the lake. Yeah,
it's the first year without him.
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Yeah, and this is difficult for me.
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With all the extra hours that I'm taking
at the hospital, I just don't think
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that we should spend your spring break
at the cabin.
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And I know this is going to bring up a
lot of emotions, so I'd like to suggest
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vote. Yes or no?
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No.
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Anonymously. Okay, let's do it that way
now.
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Remember those car rides to the cabin?
No radio allowed.
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Yeah, Dad getting all rustic. Ew.
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That singing, I'm just a poor wayfaring
stranger all the way.
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Till, would you rather it was a hundred
bottles of beer on the wall?
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Yeah, anything shorter.
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Now look, you guys, is this okay with
you? I mean... Yes.
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Can I just finish my sentence?
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I mean, the cabin at the lake is a long
-standing Hennessy family tradition.
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And I just really think we should take
the time to think about this to be sure.
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No.
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Okay. As long as you know.
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The end of an era.
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So, in the spirit of moving on, can
Bridget and I go to the May Festival?
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What's that?
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Well, it's a celebration of the Celtic
goddess May, which, of course, is very
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significant to someone named Lucy.
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She means me. Tons of guys think I'm a
goddess.
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Anyway, it's a three -day cultural
gathering to embrace the oneness of
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You said there'd be rock bands.
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Oh, no, no, no. You are not going to a
rock festival.
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You're damn straight.
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Tell him about Woodstock, Kate.
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Dad.
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C .J.'s mom went to Woodstock and did a
lot of silly things. In a lot of
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different tints.
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My ears are burning. Is someone talking
about me?
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If he loved my ass, he's never stopped
costing us.
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Okay, but the May Festival is more than
a rock festival. It's a spiritual event.
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It just attracts a bad element.
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A bad element? Maybe I'll go.
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Don't help us.
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Aunt Kate, I tell you what. Why don't I
chaperone these two and you can pay me?
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CJ, taco burrito conversation and
nachos.
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You're just jealous because you can't
go, and I've been to more festivals than
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can count.
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I've met Bruce Springsteen, Bob Dylan,
Neil Young.
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I've dropped some pretty heavy names.
I'm going to pause and let you pick them
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up.
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Mom, give us one good reason why you
don't want us there. Oh, actually, I'll
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give you three.
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Sex, drugs, and rock and roll. Sold!
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Well, why can't we go if CJ gets to go?
Because I said so.
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Burrito finito.
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Oh.
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Mom, this isn't fair. I said not another
word.
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Mom, there's something you should know.
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Since Dad left, the music's gone out of
our lives, and we thought we could
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recapture that music by going to the
Maeve Festival.
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Oh, Bridge.
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That's the most moving crock I've ever
heard.
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What happened?
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I said it all right. You were supposed
to well up here.
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Oh, stupid, stupid, stupid.
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Mom, can't you be reasonable?
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Let's go on our journey.
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Oh, you're going on a journey, all
right. But you're going to start your
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spiritual quest visiting Grandma in
Sarasota. How is visiting Grandma
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You know, for lots of people.
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Sarasota is the last stop before heaven.
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Isn't that right, Grand Snappy?
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You know what, C .J.? Nah, he's right.
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Come on, you haven't visited Grandma in
a long time.
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Yeah, well, I haven't seen her in a long
time either. You don't hear me
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complaining.
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And now here's the deal. I am not going
to let you just hang out around the
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house for a week. You're going to have a
fun, safe vacation.
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Well, how come Rory doesn't have to go
visit Grandma?
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Rory is going to be with Grandpa.
They're going to go to the Tigers game
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night. What?
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Hey, girls, enchilada, piñata.
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Come on, please. You are going to
Grandma's. That's final. Like you ever
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chance otherwise.
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Oh, speaking of never having a chance,
here comes your perfect woman.
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You promised not to tell.
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I may have told Bridget, but I didn't
tell Rachel. It's no betrayal.
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Hi, Bridget. Hi, Carrie.
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Hi, Rory.
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Houston, we have betrayal.
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Dad?
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What happened?
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I just got off the phone with your
mother. You better sit down.
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Oh, my God. Is she... A tramp, yes.
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She's shacking up with her boyfriend
Paco. Oh, thank God. I thought it was
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something even more terrible than that.
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I just can't believe it.
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I mean, he's living there.
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You know what that spells?
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Hanky Panky.
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Uh, Dad, nobody says hanky -panky
anymore.
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Well, I didn't want to say nookie in
front of a lady.
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Actually, nobody says nookie anymore
either.
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That's right, Kate.
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Euphemisms are my big problem right now.
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Sorry. Well, I'm concerned. I mean, your
mother's developed a history of jumping
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from one relationship to the next.
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But, Dad, she was married to you for
almost 50 years.
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And now she's with Paco.
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Am I the only one that sees a pattern
here?
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None of this makes sense. When I called
to set up the girl's travel plans, she
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never even mentioned it.
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Well, I found out by accident. I called
her condo, and this big husky truck
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driver voice answered.
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Paco? No, your mother.
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Sorry.
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While I was talking to her, Sergio
Mendez asked her where she put his
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Speedos? Paco is 82.
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The story just keeps getting uglier.
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I'm off to the Maeve.
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Three days of sun, fun, and communal
bathing.
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Except this time, I won't be the only
one naked.
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Look at this.
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Girls, I'm with the band.
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What are you doing out here?
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I can't go in.
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Rachel's over again.
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Oh, yeah.
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Hey, don't shoot the messenger, but word
around campus is Carrie wants to
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apologize. Tell her I'm not talking to
her. Hey, whoa.
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Look, uh...
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The thing is, I'm not really a
messenger.
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Although I do have some feelers out. So
keep your fingers crossed.
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Don't you get it? She humiliated me. I
can't show my face around Rachel again.
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Why? Because a girl found out you like
her?
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Dude, it happens.
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Not like she caught you kissing her
doorknob.
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Don't do that.
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No one.
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And you know I would have driven you to
the airport, but I got called in for
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work. Oh, Mom, it's okay. Kyle's glad to
do it. All right.
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Now have fun at Grandma's.
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I'm going to miss you so much.
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I miss you already.
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I miss you more.
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Well, bye.
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Okay. See ya.
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You and your mom are so close. Oh, God,
so we're going to the Maeve Festival.
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What happens when Mom finds out? Oh, she
doesn't ever have to find out.
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What are you thinking?
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What I'm thinking is, all we have to do,
come up with a plan.
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That's what you're thinking?
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Yeah, I came up with the hard part. You
got something better?
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I don't know why you guys want to go to
the Maeve Festival.
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I hear it's a gathering of militant,
hairy -legged, man -hating feminists.
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Oh, great.
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Carrie, it's going to be all your
friends.
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Okay, so we don't go.
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Should we tell CJ?
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Tell CJ what?
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I did. My knees.
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You know, there's something I want to
talk to you girls about that's very
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important. Me too.
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Taco burrito, scramble.
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What do you want to talk about? A rather
big subject that you may be familiar
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with, betrayal.
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Oh, God, Grandpa. You want me to
apologize to Rory? No, I want you to
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away from Grandma.
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What?
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Carrie, I'm appealing to you as a
concerned family member. I'm not asking
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manipulate. I'm not asking you to take
sides.
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Well, I won't do it.
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All right, fair enough. Bridget, how
about you?
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You like me better than you do Grandma,
right?
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I like you better than Carrie.
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Fine, whatever.
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Ah, great. You know, it's beautiful when
families pull together.
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Sure. Get it yourself.
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Okay, so, are you going to apologize to
Rory?
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He's feeling pretty bad. Well, he won't
talk to me. Well, I don't blame him. You
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know, you're mean and gossip all the
time.
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Me? You use it like currency.
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Um, you're confusing situations where I
take factual events that actually happen
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to people in order to point out their
disgusting flaws. Believe me, I take no
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pleasure in it.
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Who thinks you just protest too much?
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Me think? I believe it's I think.
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What I'm saying is, when you point a
finger at someone, there's three
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back at you. Oh, that won't work.
There's not enough people in the room.
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See? Oh, my God.
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That's what that means?
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So the faults I find in others are the
things I hate about myself.
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That's the general idea.
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No. Anyways, you hurt our little
brother, and not in a good way, so go
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Fine. You know, and why don't you take a
good look at yourself in the mirror?
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Oh, you know, never a problem.
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What does it look like?
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By the way, I forgive you for telling
Rachel.
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Rachel, can I work with you? I'm sorry,
but her mouth is busy. Now!
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I'll be outside.
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We'll pick this up when... Go!
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Have you lost your mind?
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He's such a good kisser.
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Okay,
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this never happened. But it did.
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Not if we really believe that it didn't
say it.
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This never happened? I can't hear you!
This never happened!
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Oh, Rach, I'm waiting.
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Be right there.
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We done?
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Okay, that never happened either.
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Hello,
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Rory. Rachel Sharp, you're trying to
seduce me, aren't you?
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Hey, are you gonna finish that?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Sorry.
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I had a pretty hot evening.
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If you know what I mean.
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Well, Rachel Sharp came over and one
thing led to another.
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If you know what I mean.
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Wait,
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you lost me.
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Rachel and I made out for a very long
time.
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If you know what I mean.
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You think I'm an idiot.
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It's true.
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Ouch, that hurt.
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No, I mean about making out with Rachel.
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Yeah, right.
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That's scary.
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Now, you remember, you spend all your
time with Grandma, and whatever you do,
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don't call anyone Uncle Paco.
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Okay. If you should happen to get
frightened in the middle of the night,
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hesitate to crawl in bed with her.
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Yeah, well.
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Tell that to the father of our country.
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A dollar?
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00:17:15,430 --> 00:17:17,369
You're giving me a dollar to sleep with
Grandma?
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00:17:17,589 --> 00:17:19,890
It's been a long time. I don't know what
the going rate is.
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00:17:21,270 --> 00:17:23,890
Yeah, but did CJ leave for the May
Festival? Oh, yeah, hours ago.
333
00:17:24,170 --> 00:17:25,510
He said he was hitching all the way.
334
00:17:26,089 --> 00:17:28,990
Oh, actually, he's still standing on the
curb with his thumb out.
335
00:17:29,190 --> 00:17:30,190
Yeah, I know.
336
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,350
Well, we better get going to the
airport.
337
00:17:32,670 --> 00:17:33,429
Wait, wait, wait.
338
00:17:33,430 --> 00:17:35,590
Ask Carrie about me and Rachel. Go on,
ask.
339
00:17:35,830 --> 00:17:36,809
Oh.
340
00:17:36,810 --> 00:17:38,330
Carrie, did Rory make out with Rachel?
341
00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:39,750
Never happened.
342
00:17:39,790 --> 00:17:40,549
I figured.
343
00:17:40,550 --> 00:17:43,490
Hey, whoa, everyone leave without saying
bye to Cousin CJ.
344
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,190
Hey, can I catch a ride with you?
345
00:17:45,550 --> 00:17:46,550
No problem.
346
00:17:48,010 --> 00:17:50,310
Having a little trouble catching a ride,
are you, CJ?
347
00:17:50,530 --> 00:17:52,830
Yeah, people slow down, but nobody
stops.
348
00:17:53,590 --> 00:17:57,090
Yeah, well, just put on a big smile
every time one gets close.
349
00:17:57,470 --> 00:17:59,190
Yeah, and I'd take the sign off your
backpack.
350
00:18:00,570 --> 00:18:04,410
Son, no longer contagious.
351
00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:08,280
That's cute, Grandpa.
352
00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:10,660
No one's pulled that one on me since
third grade.
353
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:14,360
Hey, wait, it's the same handwriting.
354
00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:20,060
You know, I said you could start the
car, not actually drive.
355
00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:23,920
You know, you're getting a little...
Never mind, you're doing fine.
356
00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:27,600
This is the first plane trip we've taken
without our parent.
357
00:18:28,180 --> 00:18:29,880
Yeah, first ever without Dad.
358
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:33,160
Well, you know there's a way you can
take Papa H with you.
359
00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:35,080
In our heart? No, in your stomach.
360
00:18:35,710 --> 00:18:38,570
My dad told me about this place where
they named a sandwich after him.
361
00:18:39,070 --> 00:18:42,750
Our dad's been memorialized? On white
wheat rye.
362
00:18:48,330 --> 00:18:49,690
Roy, your girlfriend called.
363
00:18:50,570 --> 00:18:51,950
Rachel? Yep.
364
00:18:53,130 --> 00:18:55,850
Or did she say Missy?
365
00:18:56,330 --> 00:18:57,590
It wasn't Rachel.
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00:18:57,830 --> 00:18:58,830
Think, man, think.
367
00:18:59,950 --> 00:19:01,610
Could have been Sarah. Do you know a
Sarah?
368
00:19:01,810 --> 00:19:04,530
No. That's too bad. I always liked the
name Sarah.
369
00:19:06,060 --> 00:19:08,280
Grandpa, I've been waiting for this call
all day.
370
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:13,060
Yeah, all right, all right, just hold
it. It was, uh, Missy. Yep, Missy, I'm
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00:19:13,060 --> 00:19:14,060
sure of it.
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00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:18,480
Man, maybe it's an older woman thing not
to answer messages right away.
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00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:20,200
I hear they play by a different rule.
374
00:19:20,540 --> 00:19:24,080
Eh, they don't have rules. They live by
whim and impulse, trampling sweet
375
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,280
memories into dust.
376
00:19:27,380 --> 00:19:28,580
Still thinking about Grandma?
377
00:19:29,220 --> 00:19:30,220
No, why?
378
00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:34,100
Guys, let's hurry. We have a plane to
fly.
379
00:19:40,140 --> 00:19:42,480
I'm picking up three Paul Hennessey's on
ride for Kyle.
380
00:19:42,860 --> 00:19:44,400
You're Tommy's kid, aren't you? Uh -huh.
381
00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:45,840
Let's see the money.
382
00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:48,980
Wait, look, there's a picture of Dad
with Kirk Gibson.
383
00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:51,820
And another one with Mom?
384
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:53,540
No, I think that's Larry Bird.
385
00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:55,800
Look, that's Mom over there with some
guy.
386
00:19:56,400 --> 00:20:00,800
Oh, my God, Mom's cheating on Dad. Right
underneath his sandwich.
387
00:20:01,940 --> 00:20:03,320
I'm up for air ride, old Chuck.
388
00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:05,870
Look, okay, maybe we're just jumping to
conclusions.
389
00:20:06,230 --> 00:20:09,550
She's in a bar with some guy when she
said she was at work. How much more
390
00:20:09,550 --> 00:20:10,529
evidence do you need?
391
00:20:10,530 --> 00:20:11,530
Hey, everybody.
392
00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:12,610
I'm in love.
393
00:20:15,090 --> 00:20:16,090
Okay, we're good.
394
00:20:16,950 --> 00:20:17,950
Let's get out of here.
395
00:20:18,130 --> 00:20:20,910
26, 27... Kyle, hurry!
396
00:20:21,310 --> 00:20:23,970
What the... Oh, great.
397
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:30,290
5, 10, 15... Hey!
398
00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:32,010
You forgot your sandwiches!
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