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Sure you have to go?
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Yeah, I'll call you later.
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What's wrong, Carrie?
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What are you, blind?
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Her boyfriend didn't even kiss her
goodbye.
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Stipped at the door.
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Rejected. Shut down.
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The Heisman!
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Nice.
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Guys, knock it off. You're so
insensitive. These things happen to
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So what's happened to you? The Heisman?
Oh yeah, right.
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Oh, Dad, look who got a letter from Mom.
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The nice stationery, the perfume. I
wonder what it is. I wonder what a
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woman who cast out the best thing that
ever happened to her could possibly
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Kate, would you do the honors?
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Dad, it's your letter. No, no, no.
Begging always sounds better out loud.
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Okay.
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Dear Jim, I love you.
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I'll always love you.
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But I'm seeing someone else.
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Oh,
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she sees... Sorry, dude.
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In a letter, Mom?
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48 years together and you tell Dad
you're seeing someone else in a letter?
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Uh -huh.
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More humane.
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Right. Well, is that why you sent the
picture of the two of you in a hammock?
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Look, I really don't think it matters
one way or the other if I think he's
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We're not 16.
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Well, I don't know. A four.
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Look, Mom, he's not half as attractive
as Dad.
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What the hell is that?
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you back later yeah okay bye hey dad
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how you doing fine are you sure i mean
you've been awfully quiet ever since you
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got that letter from mom come on yeah
mom can do as she chooses she's a big
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granted she wasn't quite as big when i
married her you see I knew it. You're
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angry. No, no, I think you're the angry
one. You know, split -ups are tough with
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some of the kids.
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Hey, honey.
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What's all this?
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I'm just highlighting Carrie's hair so
Kyle will notice her.
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Why is she doing that? Her hair is
beautiful.
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No, Mom, it's okay. She can't hear us.
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It is.
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I know.
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It's okay. I kept the music on. She
can't hear us.
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Hey, Bridge.
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I just want you to know, I know what
you're going through.
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If you're going to talk about this, I'm
going to get up and go to my room.
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Mm -hmm.
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How'd you know I was bluffing?
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The part about getting up.
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So, talk to me.
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I think your sister wants you, darling.
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Come on, you know, you really do look
like Dolly Parton.
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Come on, she's the queen of country.
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Whoa, Papa Bear.
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Somebody's been sitting in my chair, and
she's still there.
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Look,
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Carrie, I will call Sylvia at the salon
immediately.
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She is great with disasters.
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It looks fine.
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Oh, my God, that's Kyle. He can't see me
like this.
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Relax, they'll take care of it. Okay,
tell him I'm sick.
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I said I'll take care of it.
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Look!
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Rory, is there anything you wish you
could say to your father?
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I miss him.
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And what do you think your father would
say to you?
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He'd say, Rory, I think you should have
that Dick Dale classic Stratocaster with
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the custom -fitted whammy bars featuring
Prince of Tarantino's Pulp Fiction.
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Nice try.
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Very nice try.
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Bridget, you've been awfully silent.
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I'm Carrie.
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Sorry, the hair.
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It was an accident.
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There are no accidents, Carrie.
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I can't believe you just called me
Bridget. Just sit there, Carrie. Thank
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Girls.
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You know, I hate this. Today I was
reading an article and I couldn't
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it. It's like being blonde has made me
stupider.
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More stupid.
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Girl.
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All right.
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So, are we normal yet?
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Who's to say what's normal?
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You at these prices.
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You didn't have much to say today
either, Kate. How are you doing?
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I keep busy.
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No, Doctor, she burns herself out doing
everything for us. And Grandpa and CJ.
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Kate, it's time to take care of
yourself.
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And how do I do that?
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Treat yourself.
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Do something you've never done before.
Something impulsive.
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Well, you know, Paul always wanted to go
skydiving for our 25th wedding
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anniversary.
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But I'm not going to go jumping out of
some damn airplane.
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Well, what's your skydiving?
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Well, I don't know.
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Singing, I guess.
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Singing? Yeah, she's a great singer.
Kiss ass.
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Bridget.
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I sing in the church choir.
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But ever since I was a little girl, I
always had this fantasy about singing.
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You know, like a real singer.
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Well, tell me about that little girl's
fantasy.
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Well, it's the same as any little girl's
fantasy. You know, a smoky bar,
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sequined cocktail dress, a brandy
snifter filled with singles on the
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Actually, that's my fantasy.
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Shrink humor.
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So how come you never pursued it?
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Well, my dad is a very practical man,
and he just thought that kind of stuff
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frivolous. Grandpa stopped you?
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Mom always tell us we can do anything.
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Oh, honey, I have to say that.
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Well, that's ten more sessions.
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Come on, no, it's just really a very
silly fantasy. It's not like something
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I would ever actually... Go skydiving.
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Kate. Yeah, Dad?
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Dad, I like to sing.
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Don't you think I have a nice voice?
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Well, sure, honey, but, uh... Grandma,
you like him. You know you do. You
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so are gonna marry him.
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You will marry him. I bet you do.
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CJ? Is Paco there right now?
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Oh, he isn't? Why are you giggling?
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You're a naughty Grammy. I didn't know
that.
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CJ?
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Uh, sorry, Grandpa.
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I forgot you and Grandma were kind of a
thing.
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Oh, were you on the phone with Laura?
You should have said hi for me.
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Come here, CJ.
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I'm worried about Dad.
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He seems happy.
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I'll take care of that.
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No, no, no.
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This is what he does.
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He's burying his feelings.
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He's only happy on the outside.
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He won't talk to me or the kids. He just
won't. Open up.
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He needs a man to talk to.
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So, CJ, can you make some calls?
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Hey, I'm a man.
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I have man -like qualities.
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I don't know if you've noticed, but he
kind of hates my guts.
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CJ, you love him, don't you?
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Go talk to him. You know, take him
somewhere.
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Show him a good time.
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It's too cold to feed the pigeons.
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You've been taken to a ball game. I
don't know. I'll pay you. I can make it
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work.
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Ay -yi -yi.
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Grandpa hot babe at 9 o 'clock.
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That's not 9 o 'clock.
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Like 8 .15, you idiot.
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Oh, here comes the dreaded friend.
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Listen, you're in Korea, right? I need
you to dive in a grenade for me.
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What? I need you to be my wingman.
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Oh, they got wings here? I love wings.
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Not wings.
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Wingman, right?
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I need you to talk to the buddy while I
make me move.
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Maybe throw in that I'm an astronaut.
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Gotcha.
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Hey, girls.
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Hey, ladies.
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He's 32, broke, unemployed. You better
get him before he gets away.
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Easy.
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What's wrong with you? I don't want to
be here. I'm only here because the Kate
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made me.
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Well, she paid me.
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Yeah, well, then you're buying.
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Can I see your I .D.? Have you got any
scotch older than that line?
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This is happy hour.
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We don't serve grumpy people.
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Well, who died and made you own it?
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My husband.
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Sorry.
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I'll have beer today.
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Wow, Gramps, it's like Sam and Diana
store.
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Gilligan could have.
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I'll have a light beer, Mrs. Howell.
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One draft, one light.
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Oh, boy.
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What? Light beer. Only 15 drink light
beer.
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You know, light beer is what's wrong
with this country.
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You know, when the angry old man
primaries come up, you should run on
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platform.
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Hey, go ahead and make fun, but real
men, real beer.
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I gotta go to the bathroom.
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Carrie,
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I know you're mad about your hair, and I
know
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I probably should have read the
directions, but until Sylvia gets
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back from vacation, I have a little
surprise for you.
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you, Bridget.
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Oh, because I've always wanted to look
like an Irish shutter!
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No, you don't.
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You look more like Howard Stern.
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Hi. Are Grandpa and PJ gone yet? Yeah,
Mom, what's up?
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Well, I'm going out.
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Don't stay up too late.
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Well, Mom, what's going on?
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Yeah, you look all nervous.
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Well, I am kind of nervous.
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Yesterday I took the plunge, and I
signed up to sing at an open mic night.
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Tonight's the night. Mom, that's great.
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I wasn't going to say anything because
it's, you know, well, personal, but I'm
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really scared.
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Don't be scared. You're going to be so
great.
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You know, why don't you guys come with
me? I'm sorry.
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Let me rephrase that. Get your coats
now.
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Mom, I can't go out looking like this.
Oh, sweetie.
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Now.
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That's who's going skydiving.
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Okay, so in summary, you get low, you
cram the nose bone up into the brain,
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kills him instantly.
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So anybody want to buy me a drink?
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I'll come back at last call when you're
a little bit more yourself.
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You.
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Yeah, well, I think if anyone should
sympathize with me, it should be you.
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You're comparing striking out with bar
chicks with my losing my wife?
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Look, I'm trying to do a good deed here
and get a senior citizen hammered, all
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right? It's not like I don't have my own
stuff.
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I'm 32, and I got nothing, zip, zero.
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32? 32?
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There we go. You've got your whole life
ahead of you.
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Oh, boy, complaining about 32 is like
complaining about a movie five minutes
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Calm down, Gramps. It's okay. He's a
little dizzy from all the urinating.
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When I was a young man, I was digging
ditches.
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You were a ditch digger. You bet. In all
kinds of weather, my hands were all
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calloused and cut up, and I loved it.
Well, of course you loved it, because
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digging ditches is... I don't know.
There's nothing positive about digging
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ditches. I loved it because I was
working towards something. I was
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life, a family to come home to.
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Now, marriage gone, home gone, work
gone.
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What's my legacy after all these years?
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A twin bed in my daughter's basement.
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I guess that trumps your zip in zero.
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And so excuse me if I don't get all
misty over the plight of being 32.
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There goes happy on the outside.
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Wow, it's crowded.
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How come Grandpa didn't have to come?
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I mean, get to.
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Honestly, it makes me kind of nervous.
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You know, I used to sing around the
house when I was a little girl, and just
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once, I wanted a little approval.
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I just wanted to hear my dad sing. Oh,
hot guys, right there. All right, we're
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going to get a table.
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Hi.
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How do I look?
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Like Kenny from South Park.
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You ever hear that old saying, you want
to make God laugh, just tell him your
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plans?
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Well, nothing worked out the way I
planned.
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Legacy. I don't even have a son to carry
on my name.
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I love my girls, of course, but it
wouldn't have been nice to have a son to
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throw the ball around with.
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You know, you do have a grandson.
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Yeah, there's Rory.
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Dale Grabs, those cracks hurt.
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Do you ever think that maybe...
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Just maybe.
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I would have turned out a little better
if you'd paid a little more attention.
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Maybe you'd ask me to throw the mic.
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I'm sorry, I can't even keep a straight
face on.
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You call yourself a grandson?
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You call yourself a grandfather? You're
like the bad trees in The Wizard of Oz.
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My apples are rotten.
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Hey, stop it.
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You two babies.
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No wonder you fight. You're exactly the
same.
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Now why don't you just shake hands?
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Make up.
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Stop scaring my lady customers.
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Put something in your mouth.
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You know, I hate to say it, but Miss
Kitty may be right.
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You're the one scaring the ladies away.
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You know about making up.
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Should we shake?
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Oh, sure. Then we can put on dresses and
kiss each other.
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You know, you're not the first guy to
have his wife leave him. You know, you
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might be the oldest, but... Are you
done?
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I gotta go to the men's room.
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There the old guy goes again.
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Who had 915 in the pool?
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You know, that old guy happens to be the
toughest guy I've ever met.
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He dug ditches, all right? Why?
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I have no idea.
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You know, if he's letting me tell you to
shut up, we'd be taking this outside.
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You want to mix it up with me?
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Okay, let's go.
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Hey, you leave my grandson alone.
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Yeah, I think that sounded a lot more
threatening in your head.
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Well, my wife left me and I'm living in
a basement, so you want to deal with
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that?
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Okay. Okay, lighten up.
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Jeez.
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It was cool, Grandpa.
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Yeah, well, I always wanted to stand
shoulder to shoulder with my son in a
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barroom fight. All right.
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Aw, jeez.
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I didn't know he was in a wing chair.
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You didn't. I did.
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Get the hell out of here.
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My old man I'm a chip off the old block
My old
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man Oh yeah, I kind of brought you here
for another reason. Thought you might
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want to see me.
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You know what that is up there?
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It's your legacy.
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She's amazing.
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You know life sometimes... Baby girl
singing.
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That's my daughter.
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She's lovely.
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You do good work.
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Speaking of work, we close at one.
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Hey, I saw her first.
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My grandson brought me.
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You sing like an angel.
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Oh. Oh, Dad, this is great to hear.
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Thank you.
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No, no.
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Thank you.
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For what?
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I wouldn't know where to begin.
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