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And finally, the top Liberty Middle
School scandal of the week. The Honor
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Society claimed that their car wash was
a huge success.
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It wasn't.
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Oh, yeah!
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This is Webmaster X signing off.
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Rory, you do drugs?
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No? For a second there, this all made
sense.
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I'm shooting a segment for my webcast.
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Webmaster X.
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Yeah,
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you know, I was going to call you a
loser, but you saved it with the arm
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So how many hits do you get?
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That's the thing. I'm kind of in trouble
building a following.
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You think it's because you're reporting
on car washes and a monkey mask?
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Dude, you've got to spice things up if
you want to get paying customers.
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Paying customers?
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No, my website's free.
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Not anymore, partner.
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Step aside.
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What are you doing? I'm rigging you up a
pay website.
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That's right. I need some quick money
for an investment that went sour.
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What'd you invest in?
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Pistons by three.
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I probably shouldn't have bet all next
semester's tuition money, but come on,
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three!
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So excited for the dance this weekend,
aren't you?
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Well, you know, I don't have the best
experiences at school dances.
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Last one I went to, I spent most of the
night with my face in the toilet.
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You weren't drinking, were you?
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No, but I think the senior holding my
head down was.
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You know, can't we just go see a movie
instead?
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Jeremy, don't take this the wrong way,
but hobbits are stupid.
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See, if you just read the book... I'm
stupid.
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I gotta go with Jeremy.
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Hobbits are not stupid.
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Hey, she's got a name, okay?
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family won the cake at church for gospel
trivia. Thank you.
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Anyway, we can't eat it because it has
gluten in it. Oh, Beth, is your mom
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trying to fatten me up?
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Actually, yeah. She thinks now that
you're single, you're a distraction to
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Yeah, that's super.
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Hi, Carrie.
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Hi, Kyle. Hi, Bridget. Hi, Latest.
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Latest? Oh, she didn't tell you she's
had others? Like my brother, Donnie. And
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he was handsome and sensitive.
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And yet pecks that look like they'd been
carved out of marble.
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Should you be talking about your brother
like this?
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No, it's okay. We're all adopted.
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Anyway, she dumped Donnie and broke his
heart like every other guy she's ever
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dated. But I'm sure it'll be different
for you. Good luck.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Hey, keep your shirt on.
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Hi. Is Kate here?
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I'm Judy McKenna with the PTA.
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Yeah, well, there for a minute, I
thought our mailman got a hell of a lot
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prettier.
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Is that Judy?
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Would you like a drink? What are you, a
Scotch girl?
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Judy, I'm sorry. I missed the meeting. I
forgot to call, but I had to work late
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again. You know what happens when you
miss the meeting, Kate. They elected me
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officer.
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Congratulations, recording secretary.
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Here are your minutes.
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A brandy.
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How about a brandy, Judy?
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Dad, she doesn't want a drink. Is your
name Judy?
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The main thing that we talked about was
how inappropriate the dancing has
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become. So the PTA has voted to outlaw
provocative dancing.
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What would that look like, Judy?
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Have you seen some of the moves that
they do?
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Oh, I tell you, the kids today, I don't
know where they get their values.
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Genitonic?
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Give it up, Custer. You're like 100.
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Chardonnay for the ladies.
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I think I'll be going now. Ooh, uh, you
want me to walk to your car?
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Okay, sure. What a gentleman.
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Take it easy, Scarlett. I just need a
ride to my dorm.
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Hi, Carrie.
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Look, the PPA has outlawed suggestive
dancing, so watch it at the dance. What?
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That's ridiculous.
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Dancing is a form of expression.
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The First Amendment protects anyone who
wants to dance like this or like this.
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Yeah, easy for you to say.
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Oh, I don't care what they think. I am
going to dance however I want. I just
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think you're missing the important issue
here. What? Beth Doyle was mean to me.
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I mean, I have real feelings for Jeremy.
Bridget, get over it. You're fickle.
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Sure, you're madly in love with Jeremy,
but you were also madly in love with
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Donnie when Damien came along.
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Damien? I have no idea who you're
talking about.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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So what time do I want to pick you up on
Saturday?
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Is she spoken for?
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Yes, I am spoken for.
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So under no circumstances are you ever
to call me at this phone number.
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And if this number is busy, this phone
number.
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And if this number is busy, this cell
phone number. And if you ever come to
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address on Oakdale Avenue, well...
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You'll be swept into some very hot
water, mister.
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And I mean hot.
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Okay, yeah, I admit, I may have been
drawn to Damien's devil daycare
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but Jeremy and I connect on a way higher
level. We have so much in common. When
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we talk about books, that he's read.
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Besides, I heard Damien moved away.
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So you have no feelings for Damien at
all? I'm so over him.
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Good. Because I heard he just moved
back.
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And finally, we have a Webmaster
exclusive.
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Brian Munson and Megan Gibbs played a
little tonsil hockey last night.
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Yes, the same Brian Munson who dates
Megan's best friend, Ashley Cook.
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Megan, you got some splaining to do.
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Signing off, this is Webmaster X.
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Nice, much better.
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Little Cosmo girl, but I like it.
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So who's your source?
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I got it from Bridget's diary.
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Whoa.
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Wait a second.
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You went into your sister's room, stole
her diary, and broadcast it on the
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internet?
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Oh, yeah.
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Dude, pretty soon you're not going to
need me.
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I'm worried about chemistry.
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Okay, look, I know Damien is back in
town. Yes, we had great chemistry, but
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so over.
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No, I meant I'm worried about my
chemistry test.
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But thanks, now I'm worried about your
old boyfriend instead.
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Carrie, get that.
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I'm busy. Let the machine pick up.
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Hey, it's Damien.
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I've been looking for you.
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Sorry I missed you.
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Well, I gotta go meet up with my posse.
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Call me.
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Bridge, Jamie, and call.
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Well, I gotta go.
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No, Jeremy, wait, it's not what it
seems. Hot guys leave messages for me
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time.
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No, seriously, I gotta go meet up with
my, uh, posse.
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Ooh, chess club?
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Oh, I get it. The nerd goes to chess
club.
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and Rocket Club.
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None of your business.
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Hey, I'm watching that.
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What's wrong with you? A hawk try to
scoop you up again?
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I'm looking for some new dance moves,
you know, to tick off the morality,
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please.
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Really?
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Well, why didn't you come to the Master
of Dance after?
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All right, don't beg. You'll get to see
a few.
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Start out with a little thriller.
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That's a fun one. Then you go in a
little MC Hammer to shake it up a bit.
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Stop.
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Stop.
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And you little Missy Elliott to get a
little nasty.
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CJ.
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CJ. Hey.
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Hi. So if anyone asks you to dance like
that, you say no. I mean, this is
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serious. You saw Footloose. Hey, I got
your back.
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Thanks,
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CJ, but we got it covered.
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and I are going to chaperone the dance.
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You're chaperoning the dance? Why?
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Well, because I want to stay more
involved.
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Eh, Judy could use an extra hand.
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Yes, I was calling Damien back.
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It would be rude not to.
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Everyone knows I always return my
messages.
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Stop grilling me!
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still like him. No, I just wanted to
hear his voice.
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And the guitar.
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What guitar?
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You don't hear.
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Oh, my God.
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Carrie, what is happening to me? I'm so
mixed up. I'm with this fantastic guy,
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and then Damien has to come back into my
life. And someone stole my diary.
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Bridget, it's not your fault you're
fickle.
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I am not. In fact, I'm only thinking of
Jeremy, starting now.
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Okay, starting now.
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Dude, we're way down on hits.
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At this rate, I'll never get out of
debt.
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That's your problem.
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I'll have to drop out of college and
move back in here.
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That's my problem.
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Don't panic, awkward stage.
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There's got to be something juicy in
Bridget's diary to get our customers
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Let's see.
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Today, our cousin CJ came to stay with
us.
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He's, like, totally creepy and smells
like mold.
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Blah, blah, blah. I so hate her.
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Blah, blah, blah. I so love my hair.
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Here's something.
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Today, Ashley heard about Megan kissing
Brian Munson.
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Ashley's so upset, she's gonna kick
Megan's ass at the dance tonight.
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Oh, my God. Bingo. That's it.
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We broadcast a live chick fight on the
Internet with this little baby.
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Where'd you get that?
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In the Army.
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They let you take stuff when you leave.
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Combs, duffel bags.
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Million dollar top secret spy cameras.
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Boots, trail mics, yeah.
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All we got to do is get this into the
dance somehow.
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Come on, Dad. We're going to be late for
the dance.
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I'm coming, I'm coming. Grandpa, we got
something for you.
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Well, thank you, Rory.
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Kind of sissy of you, but thank you.
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No thank you, Grampy Cam.
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Look at
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all these lemmings. I can't believe
these people are actually listening to
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PTA.
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No bumping. No grinding.
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And no chicken dancing.
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Coward.
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Bye, guys.
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Honey, I am sorry that your grandfather
and I are chaperones.
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And I'm sorry, Kyle, that it makes it
harder for you to put the moves on my
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daughter. Hey, you're just doing your
job. And I'm doing mine.
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Okay, Kyle, I'm not kidding.
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You know, I don't really need this cane.
It's just a walking stick.
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Oh, it's nice, Nancy.
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Oh, sure, sure.
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Are you having a good time?
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Yes. I have to admit that I am. Well,
then say it.
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Don't make me. Yes, say it right now.
Come on.
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Okay.
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This dance is better than the Battle of
Mordor.
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Wow, I must like you a lot. I mean, I
never say anything disparaging about the
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rings.
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I need punch.
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to him.
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Yeah.
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Damien.
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It's just a motorcycle. It doesn't mean
that it's Damien's motorcycle.
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Damien's outside.
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Bridget, he wants to see you.
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Well, if he wants to see me, why doesn't
he just come inside?
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He says tough guys don't dance.
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Then why doesn't he sleep?
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He says tough guys don't leave.
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So you know I have a boyfriend?
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He says tough guys don't care.
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And if you want my opinion... Child,
punch, now.
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Hey. No girl's gonna... Now!
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Right.
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All right, Carrie, cover for me. I'll be
right back, okay? Bridget!
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What are you doing? You're just gonna
leave Jeremy here? I have to see Damien
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and make sure there's nothing there,
okay? I owe it to Jeremy. I mean, it'd
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unfair if I didn't go out and see Damien
right now.
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Unfair and inconsiderate.
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Wow.
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Jeremy's a lucky, lucky guy.
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I hope I don't feel anything for Damien,
but I have to make sure.
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Bridget, where are you going?
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Nowhere! God, will everyone just get off
my back?
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You're still here?
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Do you know who's waiting outside?
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For you? On a motorcycle?
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Damien?
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You are, like, scary smart.
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Maybe I can explain all of this. No, you
don't have time to explain. Tough guys
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don't wait around forever.
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But wait, this is the good part.
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Look, Bridget, if there's someone
outside that you need to talk to, you
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ahead.
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But just remember, you know, smart guys
don't wait around forever either.
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Of course.
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You know, smart guys will wait around a
little bit longer than tough guys.
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Bridget?
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Bridget?
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Yeah?
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You okay?
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Yes.
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Let's go dance.
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Sure.
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This chick fight doesn't happen.
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Then you're going to have to explain to
your classmates why you made them pay to
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see your grandpa go to the bathroom five
times.
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And here it comes.
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Chick fight in five, four, three, two,
one.
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You enjoying the dance, Miss McKenna?
Why, yes, Jim. Please call me Judy.
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What's he doing? Grandpa, turn your
body. You're missing it.
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Oh, my God. It's either Miss McKenna or
the bath.
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I'm not giving the money back.
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what your daughter is doing.
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Information keeps shocking me.
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Rory, you are so dead.
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Dude, you are so dead.
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They could get an itty -bitty camera in
there.
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I'll be damned.
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Well, I guess if they can get a snapshot
of my colon, maybe.
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So, Carrie, about this dancing.
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I'll never dance like that again. Oh,
no, no, no. I was going to say, I didn't
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realize you were such a great dancer.
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You know, I did this so that I could be
more involved.
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But you do realize that they will now
never let me chaperone a dance again.
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Thank you.
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I had a really good time tonight.
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Well, actually, it kind of seemed like
you were someplace else all night.
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mean damien was outside and i didn't go
out to see him i stayed with you well
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that's one interpretation another is
that you stayed with me because he left
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potato potato look all that matters is
that we're together now well let me just
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ask you one question and i swear i'll
never bring it up again do you still
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feelings for damien
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I think I just got my answer.
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No, wait. What are you doing?
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Look, Bridget, you didn't get on
Damien's motorcycle tonight.
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But another night, another motorcycle?
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You don't know what's going to happen.
You can't tell me how I'm going to feel.
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I don't know a lot about girls, okay?
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But I did see that look on your face
when you found out Damien was outside
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waiting for you.
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I mean, you never gave me that look.
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Oh, no?
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What are you doing?
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Giving you that look.
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Nope, that's not it.
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That's not it either.
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Listen, Bridget, before you can be in a
real relationship, I think you have some
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stuff you need to work out.
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This is not how Beth Doyle said it would
end.
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But can I still bring my laundry by
tomorrow?
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I'm kidding. I'll see you at dinner.
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Hey, are you okay?
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Jeremy dumped me.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I can't believe it. I'm all alone.
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I've never been all alone.
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Oh, no, honey.
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Uh -uh. You're not alone.
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Come here.
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Mama's steaming. Get off! Get off!
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Gee, that didn't take long.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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That tough guys don't wait around
forever.
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We don't.
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Let's go.
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What's wrong?
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I don't hear guitars anymore.
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00:19:59,460 --> 00:20:00,460
Oh, no?
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00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:11,140
There's nothing sexy about a hard
-boiled egg.
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There is if you're deathly allergic.
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Good night, Damien.
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Got smart guys waited around.
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