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Mom, can you please take me driving?
Please, please, please.
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No, honey, I'm making dinner.
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But you promised.
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I lied. Welcome to life.
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Carrie, could you just let your driving
obsession go for two minutes? Your
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cousin CJ will be here any minute. Ew.
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All right, excuse me.
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If there's anything we have learned this
year, it's the importance of family.
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And CJ is family. Ew.
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Stop it.
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Why should we care about seeing him?
When we were kids, he was a big, huge
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bully. He stole my army men.
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Yeah, and he took my Debbie doll to
entertain Rory's army men while they
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leave.
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Then he blew them all up with M -80s.
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The boy's a bad egg, Kate.
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What's your problem with him, Dad?
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I loaned him money for his college
education.
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I didn't know C .J. went to college. He
didn't.
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All right, that's him.
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Now, attitude adjustment, everybody.
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CJ is my sister's son.
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So that's why we have to like him. No.
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That's why we have to feel sorry for
him.
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I know he wasn't the best kid, but
people change.
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And he's been in the army.
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I'm sure he's grown up a lot.
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Okay.
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This is it. This is as big as we get.
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Hey, everybody. It's good to see you.
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Yeah, yeah, it's really great to see
you, too. Can you take me driving?
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Sorry.
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Is that my grandpa?
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Uh -huh.
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Is that Papa?
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Gaga, it's me.
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Please, don't get up.
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How's that college degree coming?
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It's a funny story. I didn't go.
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But I am paying you back. In fact,
there's a little down payment.
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It's not dope money, is it? I don't take
dope money.
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DJ, just make yourself at home. I'm
going to go check on dinner.
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Don't worry, Grandpa. I've done quite
well since I left the service.
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Joined the carnival.
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Ran the tilt -a -whirl.
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The tilt -a -whirl? Oh, yeah. Tilt -a
-whirls. It does it all. Trap in. Watch
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him heave. Here we go, people. Let's
park.
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Why the stink eye?
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He blew up our toys.
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War is hell, tiny butcher.
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One thousand dollars.
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Or a big screen TV.
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Or a Las Vegas getaway. If you attend
one timeshare seminar.
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Yeah, I guess you got to check out that
timeshare.
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And buy a condo.
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By tomorrow.
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All right, everybody. Come on, let's sit
down for dinner.
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I think I'll pass.
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Bridget, well, you are really, really...
Related to you.
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Got any friends who aren't?
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Can you take me driving?
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Nice try, Raggedy Ann. No thanks.
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So, CJ, you're really here because of
our dad?
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Oh, yeah.
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I loved Uncle Paul.
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You know, he was the one who drove me to
the recruitment center.
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He said, join the army. It'll make a man
out of you. It worked for me.
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Um, Dad was never in the service. Yeah.
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Wait, what?
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Aunt Kate, do you mind if I say grace?
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My kids don't usually do that, but,
yeah, that'll be a nice change.
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It's nice when people change, isn't it?
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Everybody?
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Dear Lord, thank you for the food we are
about to receive.
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And thank you for... I gotta take this.
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Shut up!
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You did that!
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Amen.
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Looks like CJ left without kissing me
goodbye.
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Oh, come on, Kate. I'm crying on the
inside.
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Well, in a second, you'll be crying on
the outside.
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He spent the night in his van.
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Okay, everyone, I need your help. It is
Candid Picture Week at school.
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What's that?
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It's when the yearbook staff takes your
picture when you least expect it. They
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give me advance notice every year.
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Um, Carrie, you might want to run a
brush through that.
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So I need help choosing my candid poses.
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Maybe tomorrow we can narrow down
colleges.
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Let's be serious for like two seconds,
okay?
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All right, so here is me chatting with
friends.
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Here is me studying for a test for
finals.
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And here's me just being me.
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And now do you looking mindless?
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What? You nailed it.
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Oh, it's cold out there.
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May I borrow some electricity for a
little space heater?
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No, help yourself.
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Can I borrow a little space heater?
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Why didn't you come in the house last
night?
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Somebody locked the deadbolt. Yeah, I
know.
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You know, why don't you guys catch up
while I make breakfast?
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Well, C .J., when are you going to be
leaving?
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Dad.
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No, no, no. What I meant was, how long
is it going to be before you're not
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to be here anymore?
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Well, you left in a hurry last night.
What was the big emergency?
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I happened to score the last two tickets
for the Aerosmith concert this weekend.
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You walked out on Kate's dinner to get a
couple of tickets to a rock and roll
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show? I know you're excited, Patsy, but
I only got two tickets, sir.
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Mom.
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I'm not feeling well. I'm not going to
go to school.
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Oh, honey, you all right? You know,
there's a stomach thing going around.
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Yeah, oh, my stomach.
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I'll just have my eggs in my room.
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Where's Miss Basko?
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All right, what's going on?
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Nothing. I can talk to you about.
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Rory?
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He's got that look again.
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He needs a guy to talk to.
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All right, I'll go.
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He needs a guy to talk to today.
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Did you see that? Did you see that?
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Hey, man. Hey.
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I like what you're doing with the place.
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Let me guess, girly mags behind the
headboard?
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No.
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Yes.
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Listen, I know it's been a while since
the whole army men... But if you ever
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want to talk... See, there's this girl,
Missy, who's got these eyes that make me
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forget how to walk. And when I'm around
her... Easy, Mary. Let's skip the walks
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on the beach.
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Keep it surfacy. Okay. She's hot. I get
it. Continue.
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Yeah, she's got the prettiest eyes. And
a teddy.
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After we got done sitting last night, we
were saying goodbye on her front porch.
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And I think she might have wanted me to
kiss her. And I choked. I suck.
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Dude, you ever try to kiss a girl and
she whips her head back real quick?
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That is the worst. It's happened to me
like 5 ,000 times.
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They would rather crack their head
against the cement wall behind them and
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your gross lips touch them.
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Mary, my story?
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I've kissed girls before.
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I've just... I haven't kissed a girl
that way.
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You know, with the, uh... Dude.
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Don't do that.
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I have this dance coming up. I figure at
some point I might have to, you know...
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What did I just say?
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Keep the tongue in or I walk, all right?
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It's just... I don't want to do it
wrong.
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It's a lot of pressure.
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C .J., you've gone out with a lot of
girls, right? Oh, yeah.
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Lots.
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Carny groupies.
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Carny groupie wannabes.
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You know, it just seems like anything
else.
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If you want to get good, you've got to
practice. Lots and lots of practice.
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You're pretty smart, C .J.
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Well, you know, they don't let just
anyone in the army.
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Really? I heard they did.
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We have to go to the drugstore. You
know, sometimes you can outsmart them
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preemptive strike.
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What do you need me for?
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Because it's dark and I'm scared and I
need you to buy it because I can't be
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seen getting zip medicine. So, let's go.
Come on. No. Please.
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No. Please.
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Okay, I will go with you on one
condition. I get to drive.
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Um, no.
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No, no. You only have your learner's
permit. It's too risky. No.
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Yeah, so is being photographed looking
like a Dalmatian.
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I told you, you hit a pole. I looked. I
swear I didn't see anything.
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Because it was dark. I can't believe I
let you drive. Mom was going to kill us.
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Ladies.
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Hey.
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You know, your mom will never notice
that dead if you stand that way forever.
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Whoa. No, you didn't.
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Hmm.
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Paint scrape.
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Different color.
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Nervous teens.
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Obviously, you did the sneaking out last
night.
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What are you talking about?
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You drove. You let her.
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Move it.
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Seat's way up. Mirror's way down. Been
there.
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Oh, I'm so impressed, Mr. Carney man.
What are you going to do next? Guess my
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weight? 101.
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Why?
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Why? Why?
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What could it be?
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Hello,
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my little red friend.
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Okay. It's night.
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A teenage girl finds a zit and a doozy
at that.
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Mom won't let you out this late, so it's
midnight run time for a little benzoyl
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peroxide. Carrie, you get to drive, but
you have to buy the zit cream because
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Pamela here can't be seen buying that
kind of goop. Should I keep going or
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you heard enough?
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How did you learn to do that?
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In the army, studying aerial photos.
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In a split second, I had to decide.
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Weapon of mass destruction or just a
dude?
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What's everybody doing out here?
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Oh, no.
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What happened?
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I don't need this.
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I did it.
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He did it.
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Yeah.
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Sorry, it was late last night. There was
an emergency.
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I didn't have time to unplug my van, so
I borrowed your car.
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I found it that way in the parking lot.
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And they call it a gentleman's club.
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Thank you. Thank you. Why did you do
that? Come on, you're family.
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Blood is thicker than... Oh, my God,
it's scaring me.
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Mom?
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I need you to sign this. I'm kind of in
trouble.
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What is it?
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Improper displays of affection in the
halls without a path?
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Did you kiss Missy in the hallway?
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It wasn't Missy. It was Robin Riddell.
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She's always kind of had a crush on me,
plus I need to practice.
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You need to practice kissing?
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You're a 14 -year -old boy. You're not
supposed to be good.
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CJ told me I should practice kissing
lots of other girls so I'd be good when
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finally get my hands on Missy.
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Get your hands on... CJ told you this?
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Yeah.
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Well, did he also tell you that you'd be
having a month of Saturday detention?
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What? Mm -hmm.
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Rory, give me a minute.
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I love that, C .J.
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I'm going to shout it from the rooftop.
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Now, look, Dad, we haven't heard C .J.'s
side of the story.
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And when we do, then we can ring his
scrawny little name.
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You know, it's one thing to give someone
the benefit of the doubt, but I cannot
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stand when a member of my own family is
lying straight to my face.
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practicing her scared pose.
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Good one, friend.
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What is wrong with you? She knows.
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Grab a seat in the bed.
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I'm going to mess you up, man.
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I really ought to be taken seriously on
this stupid bed. Yeah, tell me about it.
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I took your stupid vice and kicked Robin
Riddell.
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Oh, yeah? How'd it go?
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She's got to open my mouth too wide.
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Ah -ha, rookie mistake.
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She's got a stick in her face and a
bucket.
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Quite a nickel. The point is, if I miss
it, found out I kicked someone else and
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told me I could forget about the dance.
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She said she wouldn't kiss me if I were
the last guy on Earth.
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Rory, I wouldn't kiss you if you were
the last guy on Earth is a rite of
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passage. Every guy hears that at some
point. It's like, you're old and gross.
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Rory doesn't make bands.
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So help me God, take one more step, I'll
bash your head in with this rock.
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I don't understand.
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Now Missy will probably hook up with
someone else at dance and forget all
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me.
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I'm really, really sorry that that
happened to you, pal.
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But I kind of got to get moving.
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Can we talk about it after the concert?
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Or actually maybe in a couple days,
because tonight's going to be really
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and this conversation seems like it's
got buzz killer written all over it.
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I'm going to snag your light stick. How
about that?
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Rory!
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Come on, man. We're talking the way to
the show.
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Where's Rory? Hey, Kate.
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Where's Rory?
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He's coming. He's in the van.
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You told Rory that he could get a girl
to like him by practicing kissing on
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another girl?
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I told him to practice, but I meant,
like, on his hand or in the mirror.
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On plush toys.
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You give plush toys?
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No, you give plush toys.
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You know, CJ, I gave you a chance
because I thought maybe you had matured.
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But it's become pretty obvious that we
were just another place to crash while
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you followed Aerosmith on their tour.
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I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you
to leave.
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Some birthday.
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Now ask him for my money.
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Hi, Mom.
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Hi, Mr. Tennessee.
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Hi, Misty.
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Did I tell you you could go to a
concert?
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I didn't. I went to the school dance.
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What? Oh, Rory was so cute. He came in,
brought me a rose. I felt just like the
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Bachelorette.
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TJ drove me there. I was too scared to
go in.
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Then he convinced me I should.
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When I got there, she looked so pretty.
I got butterflies in my stomach.
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Sorry you missed your Aerosmith concert.
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It's cool.
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You didn't go?
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Anyway, I'm going to walk Missy home.
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Hey, don't you two take French class
together?
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Wow, I can't believe you gave up your
concert.
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No biggie.
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Wow, these are really good feet.
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Yeah, yeah.
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No, no, I mean incredible feet. Yes,
thank you.
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Yeah, well, it has been fun. Why don't
you drop by when you can stay a little
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longer?
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Look, I may have worn out my welcome
here a little bit, and I'm sorry.
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And I don't want to sound cheesy, but I
just always wanted to be a part of a
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family like yours.
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I just kind of like hanging out with you
guys.
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Oh. Well, that was kind of sweet.
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Yeah. Can you take me driving?
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I'm sorry. That just slipped out. That
really was sweet.
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Now, wait one damn minute here before we
all soften up like a bunch of pansies.
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You look me in the eye and you tell me
the truth. Why did it take so long to
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come pay your respects to your Uncle
Paul?
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And, C .J., be honest for once.
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I was ashamed.
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You know, he was the only guy who said
I'd be somebody.
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And I never was.
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I almost called him one time when I was
running the tilt -a -whirl, but all the
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parents freaked out because I was
dialing instead of paying attention to
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kids.
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I've got to get out of here.
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Where are you going to go?
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Thought I might see my parents.
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I thought they weren't talking to you.
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I meant from a distance.
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I could re -open the army.
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00:18:21,290 --> 00:18:22,430
Oh, wait, there's a war.
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00:18:25,570 --> 00:18:28,910
Technically, I don't know where I'm
going, so... I'll be fine.
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All alone.
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I'll get my little space heater.
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That's my space heater.
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Did you wait?
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00:18:40,950 --> 00:18:46,810
Look, the truth is, this family doesn't
really know where it's going either.
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So...
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Why don't you stay a little while?
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In the driveway.
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All right, until you can figure stuff
out.
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Can I have a key to the deadbolt?
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No.
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You know, CJ, I have to say, it is so
nice to see the real you.
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If there's one thing we value in this
household, it's the truth.
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Honesty.
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unless she could drive.
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You just asked him to stay.
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00:20:12,580 --> 00:20:14,120
Well, I... Oh.
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Wow, Rory.
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Where'd you learn how to kiss like that?
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My cousin.
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Your cousin?
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Wait, no, it's not like it seems.
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My cousin's a guy!
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