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You're over here jerking off our swap son.

I want to know what a dad dick looks like. Are they bigger?

I love my new family.

Hi.

Hey. What's up?

Nothing.

I'm fine.

What's happening?

Nothing. I'm cool.

Oh, dang.

Okay.

You know, there's this girl.

Yeah? Yeah. And tomorrow, we're going to go for a date.

Are you?

Come on, don't make fun of me.

And this girl, I really like.

And I... Probably we're going to have a kiss.

But I'm... Come on.

I'm just not prepared for it.

You've never kissed before?

No. Oh.

I pissed like a thousand times.

You know, dick girl is really important for me.

I don't know what to do.

I'm worried.

I understand.

I can help you with that.

Really? How?

Show me what to do.

Okay.

How was it?

Not bad.

But I'll show you something.

Hey, guys. How are you doing?

Lucky.

Teach him how to kiss.

Really? Yeah. Okay.

You don't know how to kiss?

Of course I know how to kiss, just, you know.

Tomorrow I'm going to have a date.

Oh, wow.

Come on. And this girl is very important for me.

And I just want to do the best.

And I'm just very worried about... You're very high.

I'm just worried about things.

I should just try to ease my time a little bit.

Okay, show me what you learn.

Okay.

Okay, I can show you time six too.

Show me what you got.

Okay.

Okay.

What the fuck are you doing, woman?

Oh, honey.

Come. What are you doing?

Talking. I'm just talking.

For what?

Uh, okay.

Why?

You don't know how to kiss?

Of course I know. Of course I know how to kiss. Come on.

You know what?

It was interesting.

Okay,

okay like this honey Let me see what you're teaching so far

You

know

what

and how it's done.

Honey, come here, baby. You want to try?

Hmm? Can I?

Yeah, sure.

Honey? Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Okay.

Oh, that's it.

Thank you.

My bad.

Come and eat your snot, Mommy.

Thank you.

Thank you.

That's the reason.

Thank you.

Are you ready for your date?

I guess.