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Back in the '80s,
my family had
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a complicated relationship
with the U.S. Postal Service.
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Uh, ma'am?
Can I help you?
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Sometimes,
the mail brought us bad news.
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But every so often,
it was life-changing.
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This is from NYU.
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Good school.
You ought to apply there.
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I did apply there,
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'cause I've wanted to
go there since childhood.
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But then I got wait-listed,
which devastated me,
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even more so because
my girlfriend's going there.
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You got a girlfriend?
Good for you!
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It says I got in!
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Hoo-hoo!
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The last moocher's
off the books!
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Oh, we did it!
We did it!
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How did you...
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I've been wearing this
under my clothes
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since you got
wait-listed.
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Last month's Indian summer was
particularly hellish.
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But it doesn't matter,
because you got in!
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The world
needs to know.
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Then you go tell them,
N-Y-Schmoo!
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And so, I did.
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- Hoo-hoo!
- Ahhhh!
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And it felt
something like this.
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Friends! Faculty!
Kids I've made no effort with!
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I got into NYU!
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♪ Celebrate good times
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♪ Come on
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♪ Celebrate ♪
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Yo, Ball!
NYU, baby! I'm in!
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Congratulations,
Goldberg.
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Normally, big musical numbers
require a permit,
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but, hey...
let's do this.
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♪ There's a party goin' on
right here
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♪ A celebration to last
throughout the years
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♪ So bring your good times
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♪ And your laughter, too ♪
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It was the most
amazing moment ever.
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It's as if those
anonymous dance guys
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were lifting me
to the heavens! Ha-ha!
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And that's when I saw
my angel.
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Hey, Brea!
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So cool you're
celebrating my news!
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What? No,
I'm celebrating my news!
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I got into Brown!
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Brown University?
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But you were gonna
- go to NYU!
- It's crazy.
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I mean, an Ivy League school
was a long shot,
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but I got in!
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And it's the most amazing
feeling ever, like I'm...
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The star of your own
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giant, upbeat,
fantasy-sequence dance number?
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Exactly!
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Let's talk more
about it at lunch.
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♪ Yahoo! ♪
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Wait!
This feels like a metaphor!
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♪ I'm twisted up inside
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♪ But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say
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♪ I don't know the future
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day
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It was December 1st,
1980-something,
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and my sister was soaking in
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the best part of
getting married.
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Where is it? The presents.
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Right here, Schmoo.
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A second blender?
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Now, after
I use the first one,
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I can just throw it out and
not even bother cleaning it.
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For years,
I've dreamed of the day
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you'd accumulate appliances
you don't need,
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and it's happening!
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Speaking of gifts, I would
like to give you mine
right now.
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It would be my honor
if you would allow me
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to throw your bridal shower.
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That means I get a whole
other mountain of crap?
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Mama, I love getting
married so much.
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Oh...
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Thank you, Ginzy.
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You are the best.
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And I'm gonna throw it
in my backyard.
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And now you are
the worst.
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What's wrong with
my backyard?
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The long list starts with
that family of moles.
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We got rid of
the moles.
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Charles set traps
and everything.
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Great, now it's
a mole graveyard.
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Plus, your yard reeks.
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It's where I've been dumping
my bacon grease.
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That's why
the moles showed up!
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Ginzy, I love that
you want to do this,
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but you're gonna have to
dig deeper, okay?
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Work that
little acorn.
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What about the covered tables
at Birmingham Park?
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It's my daughter's bridal
shower, not an AA meeting.
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Okay, well, there,
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there's always
the back room at Il Dolce.
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We're not celebrating a
mobster's release from prison.
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Um, what about
m-my tennis club?
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Well,
that could work.
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Yay! I c... I can...
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I can stop sweating now.
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While my mom was trying to
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secure a venue
for Erica's shower,
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I was feeling insecure
about my future with Brea.
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Hey.
So, Brown, huh?
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I know.
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I was surprised,
too,
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but we both got into
our dream schools.
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That's exciting.
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Yeah, so exciting.
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Dream schools!
Dream couple!
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Dreamgirls is playing
on Broadway.
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Are you
okay with this?
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You're doing a lot of
nervous talking.
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Me?
I'm more than okay.
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I'm the okay-est.
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I'm OK Corral.
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I'm Oklahoma's
postal code.
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I'm the first two letters
of "okra."
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O-kay.
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Exactly.
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Relax, okay?
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Nothing can
come between us.
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I truly believe that.
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Me, too.
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Love will find a way.
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Love will not
find a way.
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The second
she gets to Brown,
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your love will get
punched in the face
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till its nose
bleeds profusely.
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My love has a nose?
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It has all
the body parts.
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And you should be taking
your brother seriously.
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That has not been
my experience.
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If there's two things
Barry knows,
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it's how to get the cream
out of a Chocodile
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without ruining
its structural integrity
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and affairs of
the heart.
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Fine.
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Everyone thinks they can
make it work long-distance,
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but statistically,
0.0% of couples actually do.
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Moving past the shaky math,
I'm not worried.
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We're gonna cement
our already strong bond
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by talking on the phone
all the time.
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Allow us to show you
how that'll go.
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I'll be you.
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Joanne'll be Brea.
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Good eventide.
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I am Brea,
last name unknown.
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I heard somewhere that
I play volleyball.
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Strong out of the gate.
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I'm Adam.
I make movies
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and I once cried
at a Clorox commercial.
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Can we please
skip the backstories?
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Bee bee boo boo
bee bee bee.
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Bee bee bee.
Bee bee bee.
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Bee bee bee bee
bee bee bee.
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Seems like you hit
enough numbers.
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It's long distance.
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Boo boo bee bee
bee bee boo...
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Shh, it's ringing.
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Hello, this is Brea
at Brown University.
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I mention my fancy school
a lot
in casual conversation.
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Hi, Brea?
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It's Adam Goldberg!
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Adam Who-berg?
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Your boyfriend!
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Remember, we were confident
we'd always be together?
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Ha!
Such young fools.
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Hold on a sec.
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Excuse me,
entire lacrosse team?
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Give me five minutes to
pretend to still be interested
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in my high school
boyfriend,
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and then you can
take me to dinner.
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She's dating
the entire lacrosse team?
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Oh, my appetite for life
has expanded
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since I left you
in the dirt.
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Why don't we just talk till
all hours of the morning
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- like we used to?
- I can't.
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I'm too busy thriving
without you.
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Pretty soon, I won't even
remember your face.
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Whoa, it just happened.
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I literally couldn't pick you
out of a crowd.
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Okay, I'll call you
tomorrow?
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Please don't...
or ever.
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Oh.
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P.S., I've always had
a crush on your brother.
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Click! Scene!
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Yes!
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Okay, you tapped into
my deep reservoir
of insecurity.
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What can I do about it?
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Nothing.
It's inevitable.
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Life will imitate
great art.
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As Brea and I were
on shaky ground,
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my mom's visit to
Ginzy's tennis club
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had her walking on air.
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Oh, my God!
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Look at the class coming
out of this place's ass.
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Wh...
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Is that sparkling water
with pickle slices?
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Cucumber, actually.
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Shut up, Ginzy.
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I just can't believe
you have this secret oasis
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of refinement and tennis.
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And so much space.
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We can double the gift list...
guest list.
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Ooh, free pastries.
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Well, folks usually
just take one.
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Okay, yeah, you enjoy.
Enjoy that.
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I'm so glad you two like it.
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It's gonna be
a very special day.
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Oh, you mean
a special life.
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I'm joining
this
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Uh, what?
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I mean, can't you
just picture me
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lounging around
in my tennis whites,
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sharing a genteel laugh
with other members about
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the poor commoners
on the other
side of the club wall?
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[CHUCKLES]"More pickle water?"
"Yes, please."
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You actually
can't just join.
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You have to be admitted.
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There is an application
process,
interviews...
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Mom, if you become a member,
can I have two showers?
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One that you host
and one that Ginzy hosts?
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Of course you can.
We're tennis people now.
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We do
whatever we want.
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Okay, I'm gonna call Gimbels
and tell them to add
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electronics,
auto parts,
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and anything made of fur
to the registry.
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Well, there is a... there's
a small, little obstacle,
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because the person who runs
the admission committee is...
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Jane Bales.
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Beverly Goldberg.
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Did one of our members
hit you with their Saab
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and then drag you in here
to recover from
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what I assume are
multiple facial contusions?
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Oh, you're about to see
how good my backhand is.
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Bevy, no, no!
She's the one in charge.
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This changed everything.
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My mom's greatest adversary
now held the keys
to the castle.
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Jane.
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You look...
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Good in the 'hood.
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What are these words?
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W-Why aren't you attacking me
based on your jealousy
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of my perfect life
and slammin' body?
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Well, I brought Beverly here
because I am hosting,
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um, Erica's bridal shower,
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and she just fell in love
with the place, so...
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I-I'm thinking
about joining.
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Oh, now I get it.
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That crazed look
in your eye is hope,
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and it all
depends on me.
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I know we've shared some
rib-tickling over the years...
257
00:08:34,601 --> 00:08:35,819
You forged a
"Do Not Resuscitate" order
258
00:08:35,993 --> 00:08:37,212
and slipped it
in my purse.
259
00:08:37,386 --> 00:08:39,127
We have our fun,
260
00:08:39,301 --> 00:08:41,303
but you know what's behind
all that playful
back-and-forth?
261
00:08:41,477 --> 00:08:43,000
- Hm?
- Friendship.
262
00:08:43,174 --> 00:08:46,308
Mm.
Then, as a friend,
263
00:08:46,482 --> 00:08:47,744
would you do
a push-up for me?
264
00:08:47,918 --> 00:08:49,920
A push-up?
265
00:08:50,094 --> 00:08:51,139
I mean, it's an exercise,
so maybe you don't know it?
266
00:08:51,313 --> 00:08:52,488
Sure, I know.
267
00:08:52,662 --> 00:08:53,620
Is there a mat
or someplace?
268
00:08:53,794 --> 00:08:55,578
The... The ground.
Right here.
269
00:08:58,189 --> 00:09:00,061
Boom!
270
00:09:00,235 --> 00:09:01,410
All right,
now you do one.
271
00:09:01,584 --> 00:09:03,673
You know,
for friendship purposes.
272
00:09:03,847 --> 00:09:05,849
Oh, God, no.
I have dignity.
273
00:09:06,023 --> 00:09:08,460
Tomorrow, you and I
will play tennis,
274
00:09:08,635 --> 00:09:11,072
and we'll see how fun
you are to have around.
275
00:09:11,246 --> 00:09:12,595
While my mom was hoping to
276
00:09:12,769 --> 00:09:14,466
score tennis points
with Jane Bales,
277
00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:16,556
I was worried about
losing my partner.
278
00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:18,949
Brea,
you and I are doomed!
279
00:09:19,123 --> 00:09:21,299
Guess we won't be breezily
walking to class.
280
00:09:21,473 --> 00:09:23,737
Barry and Joanne said so.
There was role-playing.
281
00:09:23,911 --> 00:09:25,434
Their individual performances
were insulting,
282
00:09:25,608 --> 00:09:27,610
but still, it confirmed
my greatest fears.
283
00:09:27,784 --> 00:09:28,872
Don't let them get
in your head, okay?
284
00:09:29,046 --> 00:09:30,308
We're Adam and Brea.
285
00:09:30,482 --> 00:09:32,963
Right. William Penn's
power couple.
286
00:09:33,137 --> 00:09:35,662
We're basically the Madonna
and Sean Penn of this school.
287
00:09:35,836 --> 00:09:36,837
Billy Joel and
Christie Brinkley.
288
00:09:37,011 --> 00:09:38,795
Mike Tyson
and Robin Givens.
289
00:09:38,969 --> 00:09:41,363
Wow, so many
incredible couples
built to last.
290
00:09:41,537 --> 00:09:42,625
Just like us.
291
00:09:42,799 --> 00:09:44,453
Thanks.
I feel so much better.
292
00:09:44,627 --> 00:09:46,586
But then, something odd
started happening.
293
00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:47,674
Yo, Brea,
294
00:09:47,848 --> 00:09:49,327
wanna hit up
the Winter Formal?
295
00:09:49,501 --> 00:09:50,894
I'm going with Adam...
my boyfriend.
296
00:09:52,635 --> 00:09:55,377
Hence our couple's moniker...
Brea-dam.
297
00:09:55,551 --> 00:09:57,858
It's unpleasant to say and
hear, but we're rock solid.
298
00:09:58,032 --> 00:09:58,641
And then, it kept happening.
299
00:09:58,815 --> 00:10:00,643
Brea...
300
00:10:00,817 --> 00:10:02,253
You wanna go to
the water tower Friday night?
301
00:10:02,427 --> 00:10:03,428
I got my cousin's
dirt bike for the weekend.
302
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,256
Can they not see me?
303
00:10:05,430 --> 00:10:07,911
Guys, I'm going out with Adam
Friday night.
304
00:10:08,085 --> 00:10:09,217
And every night.
305
00:10:09,391 --> 00:10:11,393
Well, if things change,
let me know.
306
00:10:11,567 --> 00:10:13,351
Nothing's gonna change.
307
00:10:13,525 --> 00:10:14,265
'Cause we're Brea-dam.
308
00:10:14,439 --> 00:10:16,441
Or Ad-rea.
309
00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:19,009
Our names might not fit
together, but we do!
310
00:10:19,183 --> 00:10:20,924
Don't worry
about them, okay?
They're just being stupid.
311
00:10:21,098 --> 00:10:22,709
I'll see you later.
312
00:10:22,883 --> 00:10:25,189
Trouble in paradise,
Mr. Goldberg?
313
00:10:25,363 --> 00:10:26,930
Alpha males keep asking out
my hot girlfriend.
314
00:10:27,104 --> 00:10:28,976
- Mm.
- Tends to rattle a man.
315
00:10:29,150 --> 00:10:30,978
That's because they smell
blood in the water.
316
00:10:31,152 --> 00:10:31,979
What do you mean?
317
00:10:32,153 --> 00:10:35,025
Sharks have an incredibly
keen sense of smell.
318
00:10:35,199 --> 00:10:38,463
Even a drop of sea lion blood
as far away as a mile...
319
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:39,987
I've seen
all the Jawses!
320
00:10:40,161 --> 00:10:42,511
I meant, how does it apply to
my situation here on land?
321
00:10:42,685 --> 00:10:44,600
Let's face it...
322
00:10:44,774 --> 00:10:47,429
No one understood
how you nabbed
Brea Bee in the first place.
323
00:10:47,603 --> 00:10:49,126
And now everyone knows you're
going to different colleges...
324
00:10:50,606 --> 00:10:51,781
...there's
a feeding frenzy.
325
00:10:51,955 --> 00:10:53,043
Oh, no.
326
00:10:53,217 --> 00:10:55,002
And also, you're
way more tangled up
327
00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:57,221
in students' romantic lives
than most principals.
328
00:10:57,395 --> 00:10:59,354
It's the only part of this job
that gets me out of bed.
329
00:11:05,273 --> 00:11:07,754
My mom was determined
to become a member
of Ginzy's tennis club...
330
00:11:07,928 --> 00:11:10,539
Even if it meant
being nice to Jane Bales.
331
00:11:10,713 --> 00:11:13,411
Bevy, Jane is just
toying with you.
332
00:11:13,585 --> 00:11:15,283
She's never gonna
let you in.
333
00:11:15,457 --> 00:11:17,633
Well, I am not above tickling
the turkey's wattle
334
00:11:17,807 --> 00:11:19,200
if it gets me into
this club,
335
00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:20,984
which I have
always wanted.
336
00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:23,334
You never saw the inside
till yesterday.
337
00:11:23,508 --> 00:11:26,294
There's the socially ambitious
gal whose fate I control.
338
00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:28,078
Ugh, what?
339
00:11:28,252 --> 00:11:30,864
Was the phrase "tennis whites"
too complicated for you?
340
00:11:31,038 --> 00:11:33,475
Although, the real takeaway
is how poorly it all fits.
341
00:11:33,649 --> 00:11:35,912
Ooh, great slam, Jane.
342
00:11:36,086 --> 00:11:37,392
You really
took me down a peg.
343
00:11:37,566 --> 00:11:38,567
Let's just
get this over with.
344
00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:39,742
I'm playing with someone
I like at 3:00.
345
00:11:39,916 --> 00:11:41,352
Kapow!
346
00:11:41,526 --> 00:11:43,006
The hits just keep coming.
347
00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:44,355
Figuratively and literally.
348
00:11:44,529 --> 00:11:45,487
Ohh!
349
00:11:45,661 --> 00:11:46,618
To the leg...
350
00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:47,750
- Ahh!
- Ooh!
351
00:11:47,924 --> 00:11:48,925
...to the stomach.
352
00:11:49,099 --> 00:11:49,926
That's bringing up
the pickle water.
353
00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:51,145
To her...
354
00:11:51,319 --> 00:11:52,276
Ohh! ...lady middle.
355
00:11:53,843 --> 00:11:55,018
-Right in the old breadbasket.
- Aah!
356
00:11:55,192 --> 00:11:55,889
Whether she was ready...
357
00:11:56,063 --> 00:11:57,020
Ohhh!
358
00:11:57,194 --> 00:11:58,805
...or even on the court.
359
00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:00,937
Gahh! me!
360
00:12:01,111 --> 00:12:03,766
And that's the set.
361
00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:06,508
Well, thank you for always
making me feel like a winner.
362
00:12:06,682 --> 00:12:08,162
And if that's not clear,
I'm suggesting you're a loser.
363
00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:09,293
It was.
364
00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:10,947
Oh, iced tea.
Thank you.
365
00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:12,296
Don't touch.
They're both for me.
366
00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:15,952
While my mom had lost badly,
367
00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:17,824
I was trying to win Brea over
368
00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:20,696
to the idea of college
in New York City.
369
00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:22,872
Oh, this seems normal.
370
00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:24,744
I know we both got into
our dream schools
371
00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:27,572
and long distance will
100% work for us,
372
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,836
but also,
everyone hearts New York.
373
00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:31,228
They make shirts
about it.
374
00:12:31,402 --> 00:12:32,795
Sure,
New York is fine.
375
00:12:32,969 --> 00:12:34,623
Fine?
376
00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:36,364
The metropolis
that gave us hip-hop
377
00:12:36,538 --> 00:12:38,540
and the Waldorf salad
is fine?
378
00:12:38,714 --> 00:12:40,498
Wow, you must be
lightheaded from hunger.
379
00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:43,371
Here, it's from
the Katz's Deli,
380
00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:45,416
- an NYC landmark.
- Mm.
381
00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:49,290
And?
382
00:12:49,464 --> 00:12:50,595
It's a good sandwich,
Adam.
383
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,903
And in New York, you can
eat one of those every day,
384
00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:55,644
knowing that if your heart
gives up the fight,
385
00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:57,080
you can be rushed to
your choice
386
00:12:57,254 --> 00:12:59,300
of over 40
private hospitals.
387
00:13:01,084 --> 00:13:02,520
Are you trying to
sell me on New York?
388
00:13:02,694 --> 00:13:05,175
I would never.
389
00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:06,916
But is it working?
390
00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:08,309
Adam, Providence has
plenty going for it, too.
391
00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:09,484
Of course!
392
00:13:09,658 --> 00:13:10,354
But name one thing.
393
00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:13,618
Well, I only spent
a couple days there.
394
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,272
Seems like
an inadequate amount of time
395
00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:16,839
to make
a lifetime decision.
396
00:13:17,013 --> 00:13:19,276
Hey, get another
hearty taste.
397
00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:21,365
You shorted yourself
on the kraut last time.
398
00:13:21,539 --> 00:13:23,541
I can't believe that you're
trying to talk me
out of Brown.
399
00:13:23,715 --> 00:13:24,891
Can you imagine
if I was like,
400
00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:27,154
"Providence is so much
better than New York."
401
00:13:27,328 --> 00:13:29,025
I cannot imagine it, because
no one has ever said that.
402
00:13:29,199 --> 00:13:30,505
Whatever.
403
00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:31,636
Maybe New York
is the better city,
404
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,290
but the point is,
I would never try to
405
00:13:33,464 --> 00:13:34,814
talk you out of going to
your dream school.
406
00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:38,992
Give me that.
407
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:41,124
While Brea hit snooze on
the City That Never Sleeps,
408
00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:43,518
my mom awaited news
on her tennis club dreams.
409
00:13:43,692 --> 00:13:45,085
Any calls?
410
00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:47,217
I'm expecting life-changing
news from the club.
411
00:13:47,391 --> 00:13:49,524
The phone rang.
I heard voices, a beep.
412
00:13:49,698 --> 00:13:51,091
Uh, maybe.
413
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,094
Hi, Beverly. It's Ginzy.
414
00:13:54,268 --> 00:13:55,965
We know,
who else sounds like
415
00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:58,054
they're carrying a grapefruit
between their butt cheeks?
416
00:13:58,228 --> 00:14:00,317
Uh, just wanted
to let you know
that I heard from the club.
417
00:14:00,491 --> 00:14:01,710
Ooh, here it comes!
418
00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:04,147
I'm gonna be so leathery tan
when I'm old.
419
00:14:04,321 --> 00:14:06,454
And unfortunately,
the board members voted no.
420
00:14:08,325 --> 00:14:09,152
I'm so sorry.
421
00:14:11,546 --> 00:14:13,069
You voted against me?
422
00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:14,941
Lars,
give me a moment,
423
00:14:15,115 --> 00:14:16,377
and then
let's do that thing
424
00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:17,987
where I pretend I forget
how to hit a backhand
425
00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:19,423
and you hold me
from behind.
426
00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:21,556
I voted yes
on you joining.
427
00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:22,644
- What?
- Yeah.
428
00:14:22,818 --> 00:14:24,472
I would've loved to
intimidate you
429
00:14:24,646 --> 00:14:25,952
with my naked locker room
stretches.
430
00:14:26,126 --> 00:14:27,649
Somebody else
blackballed you.
431
00:14:27,823 --> 00:14:31,348
But everyone else loves
my special way.
432
00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:32,828
Mm, well, maybe you should ask
your puckered friend.
433
00:14:34,656 --> 00:14:36,963
I have a naturally
pinched face,
434
00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:39,008
and you said that
you wouldn't tell!
435
00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:41,402
I lent you my Lars lesson
so you would keep the secret.
436
00:14:41,576 --> 00:14:42,969
My Lars lesson!
437
00:14:43,143 --> 00:14:44,666
Whoopsie.
438
00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:45,972
How could you?
439
00:14:46,146 --> 00:14:47,799
How could I not?
440
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:51,455
This place is my only
safe haven from you.
441
00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:53,980
News flash... you can be
very mean to me, Beverly.
442
00:14:54,154 --> 00:14:55,938
Oh, listen to you.
443
00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:58,027
You sound like a bleached-out
sack of mulch.
444
00:14:58,201 --> 00:14:59,594
See, this is exactly
what I'm talking about.
445
00:14:59,768 --> 00:15:00,769
And for the record,
446
00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:03,859
most of your insults
don't even make sense!
447
00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:06,035
As Ginzy finally
told my mom
to get out of town,
448
00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:08,037
I was hoping
the school college fair
449
00:15:08,211 --> 00:15:10,779
could keep Brea and me
in the same city.
450
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:12,389
Sir or madam,
I want to go to Brown.
451
00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:13,782
Here's my transcript.
452
00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:15,697
This transcript
is extremely unimpressive.
453
00:15:15,871 --> 00:15:17,873
Indeed, it is.
454
00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:19,353
But my girlfriend
is going to Brown,
455
00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:21,442
and I need to
be near her.
456
00:15:21,616 --> 00:15:24,575
Let me in
and prove to the world
that Brown believes in love.
457
00:15:24,749 --> 00:15:26,926
But we don't.
Now, please go.
458
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:29,276
Psst. Hey, kid.
459
00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:31,147
Aren't you the guy who takes
the photos at the mall?
460
00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:32,801
Uh, I wear many hats,
461
00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:35,282
including a job
called "hat wearer."
462
00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:37,371
Monkeys won't
sit still for it,
so here we are.
463
00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:39,590
Hey, did I hear you say you're
in the market for a school?
464
00:15:39,764 --> 00:15:42,376
The Providence University
of Technology and Sciences.
465
00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:44,552
- Dean John Calabasas?
- Yep!
466
00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:45,945
I'm also
the head of admissions,
467
00:15:46,119 --> 00:15:47,685
and I'll be checking IDs
at the library
468
00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:50,036
when/if
we get a library.
469
00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:52,386
The great news is,
you just got accepted.
470
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:54,997
Welcome to PUTS.
471
00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:56,172
"PUTS"?
472
00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:57,478
That's not
well thought out.
473
00:15:57,652 --> 00:16:00,611
Neither is our motto...
"Knowledge is knowing."
474
00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:01,917
Mm. Do you have
a film program?
475
00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:04,702
No, but we do have
VCR repair.
476
00:16:04,876 --> 00:16:06,835
And if you want to start
a film program, have at it.
477
00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:08,532
I would be closer to
my girlfriend, Brea.
478
00:16:08,706 --> 00:16:10,186
So close.
479
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,493
As a matter of fact,
most of our students
480
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:13,798
are in a relationship
with a Browner.
481
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,583
"Browner."
482
00:16:15,757 --> 00:16:16,453
Is that what you call
people who to go Brown?
483
00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:17,672
Absolutely!
484
00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:19,065
- It's not.
- See?
485
00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:19,979
You're already
learning.
486
00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:21,067
You know what?
487
00:16:21,241 --> 00:16:22,807
She's that
important to me.
488
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,200
I think
I'm gonna do it.
489
00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:25,767
Hey, it's the guy
who sells yo-yos at the mall.
490
00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:27,290
Oh, those are
light-up yo-yos.
491
00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:29,814
There's a distinct
and beautiful difference.
492
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,555
I found a school
close to Brown.
493
00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:32,861
They don't have
a film department,
494
00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:34,776
but the VCR repair program
is pretty close.
495
00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:36,038
What are you
saying?
496
00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:37,692
I'm saying our problem
is solved,
497
00:16:37,866 --> 00:16:39,259
'cause we'll both be
in Rhode Island.
498
00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:41,348
Adam, you can't just
give up NYU!
499
00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:43,524
Well, someone's
got to give up something,
500
00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:44,873
and you sure aren't.
501
00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:46,048
Whoa, so this is
my fault?
502
00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:48,311
No, not fault.
503
00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:50,052
I just wish you cared
as much as I do.
504
00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:52,098
Adam,
of course I care.
505
00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:54,100
Sure, you just have
a funny way of showing it,
506
00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:56,493
because you're doingeverything you can not to be together.
507
00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,800
Well, you're
right about one thing.
508
00:16:58,974 --> 00:17:00,019
I definitely don't want to
be with you right now.
509
00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:01,846
Ohh.
510
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,153
Hey,
you got into NYU?
511
00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:05,328
Wow! Do you want to
come teach at PUTS?
512
00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:12,031
My mom's hopes
of joining the tennis club
had been thwarted...
513
00:17:12,205 --> 00:17:13,902
And even worse, it was
because of her best friend.
514
00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:15,773
You are not
gonna believe this.
515
00:17:15,947 --> 00:17:17,906
Then it's best to
keep it to yourself.
516
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,255
Jane Bales didn't
blackball me...
517
00:17:19,429 --> 00:17:21,214
Ginzy did.
518
00:17:21,388 --> 00:17:23,303
She says she needs a place
where she can hide.
519
00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:25,566
Well, who does that rotten
cantaloupe think she is?
520
00:17:26,915 --> 00:17:28,917
You're gonna get this.
I feel it.
521
00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:32,703
Murray, have I become
an insult comic?
522
00:17:32,877 --> 00:17:35,315
Hey, there's no one your
friends want in their corner
523
00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:37,143
more than you,
but you...
524
00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:38,970
You do give them
the business quite often.
525
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:40,929
But that's who
we Goldbergs are.
526
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:42,626
We're business-giving
people.
527
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,846
Sure, but the blonde
neighbor lady
may have a point.
528
00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:51,331
You here to dump your
breakfast fats on my lawn?
529
00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:52,810
No, no.
530
00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:55,335
We pour them down
the storm drain now.
531
00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:58,555
Ginzy, I haven't
treated you kindly,
532
00:17:58,729 --> 00:18:00,862
so I am going to
apologize
533
00:18:01,036 --> 00:18:03,212
for everything
I've ever said to you.
534
00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:05,171
Okay, well,
that's not necessary.
535
00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:07,912
Like the time I called you
a leather-faced manatee.
536
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,566
Bev, you don't have to
list each and every...
537
00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:10,915
No.
Ginzy, I love you.
538
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,613
You deserve this.
539
00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:14,441
I should not have said
540
00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:17,008
that you were dumber
than a river weasel.
541
00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:19,576
You are nothing like
- a bag of loose poultry.
- Mm-hmm.
542
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:21,448
And I didn't mean it
when I said
543
00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:24,146
you have the face of analcoholic bottle-nosed dolphin.
544
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,235
I meant that for
- Essie.
- Thanks.
545
00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:29,369
Nor do you have an ass
like a deflated balloon
left in the sun.
546
00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:30,848
Okay, some of these
are just
547
00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:33,068
kinda stinging me
all over again.
548
00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:34,809
You are not a human version
of cramps.
549
00:18:34,983 --> 00:18:36,115
I don't remember
that one.
550
00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:38,160
And you are not
the last doll on the shelf,
551
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:39,988
the one that's been
dropped too many times
552
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,207
and maybe stepped on.
553
00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:43,731
And I mean that.
554
00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:47,256
Ginzy, I may not have a right
to ask for forgiveness,
555
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:49,476
but I'm going to anyway,
because I can't lose you.
556
00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:50,912
You're my best friend.
557
00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:54,481
Well, it does mean
a lot to me
558
00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:57,179
that you came over here
to apologize in your way.
559
00:18:57,353 --> 00:19:00,095
And I know that
when it comes down to it,
560
00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:02,837
that you're always
there for me.
561
00:19:03,011 --> 00:19:04,186
So, you forgive me?
562
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:05,927
Of course.
563
00:19:06,101 --> 00:19:07,363
That's what friends do.
564
00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:08,973
In that moment,
565
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,280
my mom put her dreams
of the tennis club aside
566
00:19:11,454 --> 00:19:13,761
for something
much more important,
567
00:19:13,935 --> 00:19:15,371
while my dreams of things
working out for me and Brea
568
00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:16,416
was slipping away.
569
00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:18,635
Hey.
570
00:19:18,809 --> 00:19:20,376
Still playing with those
Cabbage Trash Friends?
571
00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:22,639
Garbage Pail Kids.
572
00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:23,684
They're the only thing
in my life
573
00:19:23,858 --> 00:19:25,381
that's still
in mint condition.
574
00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:26,904
Tell Barry your woes.
575
00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:28,515
You were right.
576
00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:31,692
Brea and I won't be able to
make it work next year.
577
00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:34,477
Come fall, she'll be doing
body shots off lacrosse bros.
578
00:19:34,651 --> 00:19:36,044
Ah, don't be stupid.
579
00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:37,306
They'll be doing shots
off of her.
580
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:40,091
Oh! Not helping!
581
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:41,484
I wish she'd just
let me follow her.
582
00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:43,051
And not go to NYU?
You can't do that.
583
00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:44,661
I know.
584
00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:47,316
But if I go,
I'll lose her.
585
00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:49,013
Maybe.
586
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,537
Maybe not.
587
00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:51,929
You know,
long distance is hard,
588
00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:53,714
but that doesn't mean
it can't work.
589
00:19:53,888 --> 00:19:56,499
I wish I just knew
for sure.
590
00:19:56,673 --> 00:19:59,502
There's only one thing
certain here,
591
00:19:59,676 --> 00:20:01,243
you can't get in the way
of each other's dreams.
592
00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:03,637
Okay?
593
00:20:03,811 --> 00:20:05,552
Thanks, Barry.
594
00:20:05,726 --> 00:20:06,466
I know what
I need to do.
595
00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:09,512
Tony's Italian.
596
00:20:09,686 --> 00:20:11,297
What?
597
00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:13,299
It's an amazing pizza shop
in Providence,
598
00:20:13,473 --> 00:20:15,736
some say even better
than New York.
599
00:20:15,910 --> 00:20:16,954
Lemme guess...
you got a job there?
600
00:20:17,128 --> 00:20:20,088
No, I'll be going
to NYU.
601
00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:21,785
But when I visit,
we can grab a slice.
602
00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:24,962
So you're okay
with all this?
603
00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:26,312
I'm not saying
it's gonna be easy,
604
00:20:26,486 --> 00:20:27,835
but we'll
figure it out together.
605
00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:33,232
Sometimes, holding
onto someone
means letting go a little.
606
00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:37,540
You know, we still could have
done this at the tennis club.
607
00:20:37,714 --> 00:20:39,760
No,
this is perfect.
608
00:20:39,934 --> 00:20:42,023
I couldn't have asked for
anything better.
609
00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:43,459
Other times, it means
letting go of the past...
610
00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:45,113
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
611
00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:46,941
...as we look forward
to the future.
612
00:20:47,115 --> 00:20:48,769
♪ Let's celebrate ♪
613
00:20:48,943 --> 00:20:51,119
When we take a moment
to appreciate
614
00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:52,599
and cherish
the people in our corner...
615
00:20:52,773 --> 00:20:53,730
♪ Celebrate good times,
come on ♪
616
00:20:53,904 --> 00:20:55,776
...every day
becomes a celebration.
617
00:20:55,950 --> 00:20:57,299
♪ It's a celebration ♪
618
00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:01,869
Well, it looks like
Geoff is spending
619
00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:03,784
an extra couple days
in Miami with your grandma.
620
00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:05,133
- Uh-oh.
- You poor thing.
621
00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:07,048
What are you
two dopes saying?
622
00:21:07,222 --> 00:21:07,918
Boop-boop-boop-boop
boop-boop-boop.
623
00:21:08,092 --> 00:21:10,007
Hello?
It's Miami Jefe.
624
00:21:10,181 --> 00:21:11,487
"Jefe"?
You changed your name?
625
00:21:11,661 --> 00:21:12,662
I changed
a lot of things.
626
00:21:12,836 --> 00:21:14,316
I live on
a cigarette boat now
627
00:21:14,490 --> 00:21:16,405
with Dan Marino
and a sassy alligator.
628
00:21:16,579 --> 00:21:17,754
Well, I'm just
in my parents' basement
629
00:21:17,928 --> 00:21:19,843
- with my stupid bangs.
- Hey.
630
00:21:20,017 --> 00:21:21,715
I'm leaving you to party with
Daisy Fuentes
in Little Havana.
631
00:21:21,889 --> 00:21:22,846
Bye.
632
00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:25,501
Click!
633
00:21:25,675 --> 00:21:27,024
Hey, you know what?
Let me get in on that,
actually.
634
00:21:27,198 --> 00:21:27,895
- What?
- Oh, um...
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