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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,167 --> 00:00:05,917 (RELAXING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC) 2 00:00:28,167 --> 00:00:29,417 - Hey! Morning, Steve. 3 00:00:29,708 --> 00:00:31,417 - [STEVE] Good mornin'. 4 00:00:33,250 --> 00:00:35,042 - Hey, I heard it was a nice day, huh? 5 00:00:35,333 --> 00:00:38,375 - [STEVE] That remains to be seen. 6 00:00:38,667 --> 00:00:41,542 (UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC) 7 00:00:46,875 --> 00:00:51,792 - [MAN] I hope I'm the first one here... (INDISTINCT) 8 00:00:53,292 --> 00:00:56,000 I usually sleep on the E or the S train. 9 00:00:56,292 --> 00:00:59,792 You know, there's no... (INDISTINCT). 10 00:01:00,083 --> 00:01:02,750 You have to be careful these days. 11 00:01:05,250 --> 00:01:07,542 (CAR HORNS HONKING) 12 00:01:07,833 --> 00:01:10,625 (LIGHT PIANO MUSIC) 13 00:01:36,167 --> 00:01:39,042 - Hey are you guys that are looking for the accompaniment? 14 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:41,053 That fag upstairs told me to come down here. 15 00:01:41,250 --> 00:01:43,375 - That fag upstairs is my lover! 16 00:01:43,667 --> 00:01:45,107 - That's just an expression with me. 17 00:01:45,333 --> 00:01:46,417 - Okay, you play piano? 18 00:01:46,708 --> 00:01:47,333 - Play piano? 19 00:01:47,625 --> 00:01:49,833 Hey, you guys can be straight with me. 20 00:01:50,125 --> 00:01:50,792 - What do you mean straight? 21 00:01:51,083 --> 00:01:52,434 - You don't have to use any of that fancy stuff around me. 22 00:01:52,458 --> 00:01:53,000 It's cool. 23 00:01:53,292 --> 00:01:53,917 - What do you mean cool? 24 00:01:54,208 --> 00:01:54,750 - It's cool. I've been around. 25 00:01:55,042 --> 00:01:56,833 I've been around a long time. 26 00:01:57,125 --> 00:01:58,500 - It looks like it. 27 00:01:59,500 --> 00:02:00,167 - It shows, huh? 28 00:02:00,458 --> 00:02:01,000 - Sure does. 29 00:02:01,292 --> 00:02:02,809 - Wanna check out the merchandise, right? 30 00:02:02,833 --> 00:02:04,875 - [MAN] Merchandise? 31 00:02:05,167 --> 00:02:07,250 - Yeah, but I tell you right now, I don't go down, 32 00:02:07,542 --> 00:02:08,902 and I don't go for no whips, okay? 33 00:02:09,042 --> 00:02:10,833 - I guess this lets us know right up front. 34 00:02:11,125 --> 00:02:12,125 - Look, Spartacus... 35 00:02:12,167 --> 00:02:12,750 (CHUCKLES) 36 00:02:13,042 --> 00:02:14,917 We really don't have to see what you look like. 37 00:02:15,208 --> 00:02:16,488 Your magnificence shows through. 38 00:02:16,708 --> 00:02:18,108 Unfortunately, we've hired a priest 39 00:02:18,292 --> 00:02:19,708 who's left the cloth this morning. 40 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,667 I also play a terrific piano. 41 00:02:21,958 --> 00:02:22,958 - I know that. 42 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,250 (CALM INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC) 43 00:02:24,542 --> 00:02:26,458 - Oh, that's a good way to start my career. 44 00:02:26,750 --> 00:02:28,250 - You have to start somewhere. 45 00:02:28,542 --> 00:02:31,042 (CHATTERING) 46 00:02:31,333 --> 00:02:32,792 - Continental Baths. 47 00:02:33,750 --> 00:02:36,167 (CHATTERING) 48 00:02:37,875 --> 00:02:39,375 - It's very famous. 49 00:02:40,417 --> 00:02:41,542 - Oh yeah? 50 00:02:41,833 --> 00:02:43,167 Oh, famous for what? 51 00:02:43,458 --> 00:02:44,458 - Decadence. 52 00:03:00,583 --> 00:03:04,083 (LIGHT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC) 53 00:04:50,583 --> 00:04:53,833 (ENERGETIC DANCE MUSIC) 54 00:04:54,125 --> 00:04:55,125 - Hi, there! 55 00:04:55,417 --> 00:04:57,375 You must be here for the audition. 56 00:04:57,667 --> 00:04:58,250 - Yes, I am. 57 00:04:58,542 --> 00:04:59,083 (GASPS) 58 00:04:59,375 --> 00:04:59,875 - I just knew it! 59 00:05:00,167 --> 00:05:01,875 You all look so, 60 00:05:02,167 --> 00:05:04,958 so sensitive, and these hands! 61 00:05:05,250 --> 00:05:08,583 I can just see scads of lovely little notes 62 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:12,667 leaping from those long, soft, creative fingers! 63 00:05:13,625 --> 00:05:15,250 - You can, huh? 64 00:05:15,542 --> 00:05:16,542 Do you work here? 65 00:05:16,583 --> 00:05:18,042 - Well, you might say that, 66 00:05:18,333 --> 00:05:22,458 but when I meet someone like you, it's pure pleasure. 67 00:05:22,750 --> 00:05:25,125 And I just love artistic hands! 68 00:05:26,542 --> 00:05:28,042 - Can I have my hands back, please? 69 00:05:28,333 --> 00:05:29,042 I need them to play! 70 00:05:29,333 --> 00:05:29,875 - I love to play. 71 00:05:30,167 --> 00:05:30,708 - The piano! 72 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,167 - Are you here to play piano? 73 00:05:32,458 --> 00:05:33,458 - Yes. 74 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:34,208 - Good luck, dear. 75 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:36,542 And if they don't want you, I do. 76 00:05:36,833 --> 00:05:39,125 Just rap on room 346. 77 00:05:39,417 --> 00:05:40,417 But be gentle. 78 00:05:41,458 --> 00:05:44,042 (PLAYING PIANO) 79 00:05:48,083 --> 00:05:49,434 Is that the kind of thing you mean, 80 00:05:49,458 --> 00:05:50,917 like modern, popular night clubbing? 81 00:05:51,208 --> 00:05:52,351 - [MAN] Yeah, yeah, that's it. Play it. 82 00:05:52,375 --> 00:05:55,417 - Oh, good. Play "September Song." 83 00:05:55,708 --> 00:05:58,167 (PLAYING PIANO) 84 00:06:06,542 --> 00:06:08,292 - [WOMAN] Oh, darling, that's lovely. 85 00:06:08,583 --> 00:06:10,500 Can you play "Love Story"? 86 00:06:10,792 --> 00:06:11,958 Play "Love is Blue." 87 00:06:12,250 --> 00:06:12,792 - Bitch! 88 00:06:13,083 --> 00:06:15,542 (PLAYING PIANO) 89 00:06:20,583 --> 00:06:22,667 - Okay, what'd you say your name was? 90 00:06:22,958 --> 00:06:23,542 - Micheal Lawrence. 91 00:06:23,833 --> 00:06:24,375 - Michael Lawrence. 92 00:06:24,667 --> 00:06:25,292 - Yeah. 93 00:06:25,583 --> 00:06:27,125 - Congratulations. Scotti! 94 00:06:27,417 --> 00:06:28,125 Scotti's my manager. 95 00:06:28,417 --> 00:06:30,708 He's gonna work out the details with you, okay? 96 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,000 - Okay. 97 00:06:32,083 --> 00:06:33,708 - Michael, am I glad to meet you. 98 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,750 The job pays $150 for the show. Is that okay with you? 99 00:06:37,042 --> 00:06:37,750 - Terrific! 100 00:06:38,042 --> 00:06:39,962 - That's great. But that includes two rehearsals. 101 00:06:40,083 --> 00:06:40,667 - Fine. 102 00:06:40,958 --> 00:06:42,558 - Fabulous. Let's go over here and talk. 103 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:43,750 - Okay. 104 00:06:47,583 --> 00:06:50,625 - Okay, Michael. This is the rest of your music. 105 00:06:50,917 --> 00:06:53,250 I suppose you've worked in enough clubs to know what to do. 106 00:06:53,542 --> 00:06:56,167 By the way, where have you played? 107 00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:57,625 - A couple of places. 108 00:06:57,917 --> 00:06:58,957 - Any place in particular? 109 00:06:59,083 --> 00:07:00,083 - I'm from Montana, 110 00:07:00,250 --> 00:07:01,970 and I've only been in New York a few months. 111 00:07:02,125 --> 00:07:04,583 - You should have no trouble handling the show. 112 00:07:04,875 --> 00:07:06,042 - Okay. I hope so. 113 00:07:06,333 --> 00:07:07,333 What time's rehearsal? 114 00:07:07,417 --> 00:07:08,417 - 11:00 a.m. sharp. 115 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:10,059 Wait a minute. I didn't get your name and address. 116 00:07:10,083 --> 00:07:11,083 - Oh, right. 117 00:07:11,292 --> 00:07:12,292 Michael. 118 00:07:15,250 --> 00:07:19,292 Lawrence. L-A-W-R-E-N-C-E. 119 00:07:19,583 --> 00:07:20,583 989... 120 00:07:21,667 --> 00:07:22,667 4720. 121 00:07:24,875 --> 00:07:26,292 110... 122 00:07:26,583 --> 00:07:27,583 South Houston Street. 123 00:07:27,833 --> 00:07:29,292 - Fantastic. You live in SoHo. 124 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:30,125 - Yeah. 125 00:07:30,417 --> 00:07:31,476 - A friend of mine is opening up a gallery 126 00:07:31,500 --> 00:07:32,917 in your neighborhood tonight. 127 00:07:33,208 --> 00:07:33,792 Drop by. 128 00:07:34,083 --> 00:07:34,792 - Well... 129 00:07:35,083 --> 00:07:36,726 - You'll meet some very interesting people, 130 00:07:36,750 --> 00:07:39,375 and it'll give us a chance to get to know each other. 131 00:07:39,667 --> 00:07:41,125 - Well, if I can, you know. 132 00:07:41,417 --> 00:07:43,167 - No matter. If you're busy, you're busy. 133 00:07:43,458 --> 00:07:45,125 Say, I get off work in a half hour. 134 00:07:45,417 --> 00:07:47,657 If you can stick around, maybe we can grab a bite to eat. 135 00:07:47,792 --> 00:07:48,333 - No, listen 136 00:07:48,625 --> 00:07:49,167 There's this fantastic Italian place... 137 00:07:49,458 --> 00:07:51,167 - My old lady's expecting me home. 138 00:07:51,458 --> 00:07:53,542 - Your old lady? You live with your mother? 139 00:07:53,833 --> 00:07:55,333 - No, a woman. 140 00:07:55,625 --> 00:07:57,125 Tracy. Tracy's her name. 141 00:07:57,417 --> 00:07:57,958 - So you live with a girl. 142 00:07:58,250 --> 00:07:59,250 - Yeah. 143 00:07:59,375 --> 00:08:01,167 - Are you lovers or just roommates? 144 00:08:01,458 --> 00:08:02,917 (CHUCKLES) 145 00:08:03,208 --> 00:08:03,833 - No, mates. 146 00:08:04,125 --> 00:08:05,125 - Are you married? 147 00:08:05,167 --> 00:08:06,292 - [MICHAEL] No. 148 00:08:06,583 --> 00:08:08,625 - So you're not really gay. 149 00:08:10,333 --> 00:08:11,417 - No, I'm not. 150 00:08:12,875 --> 00:08:14,417 Could I have some water? 151 00:08:14,708 --> 00:08:15,708 - Sure. 152 00:08:18,542 --> 00:08:20,667 Michael, let me ask you this right out. 153 00:08:20,958 --> 00:08:21,958 - Thank you. 154 00:08:22,250 --> 00:08:23,750 - Have you ever made love with a man? 155 00:08:24,042 --> 00:08:25,708 (SPITS) 156 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:26,542 - What? 157 00:08:26,833 --> 00:08:28,553 - [SCOTTI] Have you ever had sex with a man? 158 00:08:28,833 --> 00:08:32,875 - Well, sure. You know, when I was younger. 159 00:08:33,167 --> 00:08:35,875 - What do you mean younger? 160 00:08:36,167 --> 00:08:37,458 - Well, I had a... 161 00:08:37,750 --> 00:08:39,726 Listen, man, I'd really rather not talk about it right now. 162 00:08:39,750 --> 00:08:41,125 - Okay, okay, that's cool. 163 00:08:41,417 --> 00:08:42,708 - Do I still have the job? 164 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:43,542 - Are you kidding? 165 00:08:43,833 --> 00:08:46,250 What does sex have to do with your playing the piano? 166 00:08:46,542 --> 00:08:47,542 - Nothing, I hope. 167 00:08:47,625 --> 00:08:50,333 - Here nobody forces anybody do anything, okay? 168 00:08:50,625 --> 00:08:51,768 Don't let the place get you uptight. 169 00:08:51,792 --> 00:08:53,625 Nobody's going to attack you. 170 00:08:53,917 --> 00:08:56,917 - It's just this place is very strange. 171 00:08:57,208 --> 00:09:00,250 - Montana's my idea of a strange place, Michael. 172 00:09:00,542 --> 00:09:03,333 - Yeah, okay, but it doesn't have all of these lights 173 00:09:03,625 --> 00:09:06,458 and mirrors and waterfall... 174 00:09:06,750 --> 00:09:08,167 - And queers? 175 00:09:08,458 --> 00:09:09,000 - Yeah. 176 00:09:09,292 --> 00:09:11,833 - We call 'em fags in this city. 177 00:09:12,125 --> 00:09:13,417 - I guess that's kinda silly. 178 00:09:13,708 --> 00:09:16,000 (SCOTTI CHUCKLES) 179 00:09:16,292 --> 00:09:18,417 - Hey, look. You and I have to work together. 180 00:09:18,708 --> 00:09:20,958 I'm in the show too. I'm the MC. 181 00:09:21,250 --> 00:09:22,250 - Oh yeah? 182 00:09:22,292 --> 00:09:24,667 - You can still play the piano. 183 00:09:24,958 --> 00:09:27,417 - Hey, listen, I'm always able to play the piano. 184 00:09:27,708 --> 00:09:30,000 - Then I know you'll be great. 185 00:09:31,042 --> 00:09:32,042 - Thank you. 186 00:09:32,292 --> 00:09:33,972 - Don't thank me. I needed a piano player. 187 00:09:34,125 --> 00:09:35,125 - Oh, listen. 188 00:09:35,292 --> 00:09:36,572 In case you can make that party, 189 00:09:36,625 --> 00:09:40,208 it's at 140 South Houston Street around 10 o'clock. 190 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:42,792 Bring Tracy. I think I'd like to meet her. 191 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,250 - Okay, maybe I will. 192 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:45,083 - See you later. 193 00:09:45,375 --> 00:09:46,500 - Bye. 194 00:09:46,792 --> 00:09:50,083 (SOFT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC) 195 00:10:21,583 --> 00:10:22,250 (DOOR OPENS) 196 00:10:22,542 --> 00:10:23,208 - [TRACY] Hi, Michael! 197 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:24,583 - Hey, baby! 198 00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:25,500 - [TRACY] How'd it go? 199 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:26,333 - What? 200 00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:27,625 - The audition! 201 00:10:27,667 --> 00:10:28,792 - Oh, it was interesting. 202 00:10:29,083 --> 00:10:30,708 - Did you get the job? 203 00:10:31,708 --> 00:10:32,708 You did, didn't you? 204 00:10:32,875 --> 00:10:33,417 - Yeah, I did! 205 00:10:33,708 --> 00:10:34,833 - Oh, I knew it! 206 00:10:36,708 --> 00:10:37,417 How much? 207 00:10:37,708 --> 00:10:38,917 - [MICHAEL] 150 big ones! 208 00:10:39,208 --> 00:10:41,875 - Oh, terrific! You can pay your half of the rent. 209 00:10:42,167 --> 00:10:43,167 - Oh, wonderful. 210 00:10:43,333 --> 00:10:44,976 That makes working at faggot heaven worth it. 211 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,440 - Oh, Michael, don't be so negative. 212 00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:48,434 You know, a lot of important people go to the baths. 213 00:10:48,458 --> 00:10:49,809 You never know who might hear you there. 214 00:10:49,833 --> 00:10:51,958 - Yeah, it's got to be different Saturday night. 215 00:10:52,250 --> 00:10:53,625 - Yeah, it will be. I'll be there. 216 00:10:53,917 --> 00:10:55,208 - Oh, that'll be nice. 217 00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:56,851 - You don't mind? It won't put you off? 218 00:10:56,875 --> 00:10:59,000 - No, no. It'll make me feel better if you are there. 219 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:00,292 - Why's that? 220 00:11:00,583 --> 00:11:01,893 - Well, I don't want to have any more to do 221 00:11:01,917 --> 00:11:03,667 with those people than I have to. 222 00:11:03,958 --> 00:11:05,042 - What's so bad about them? 223 00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:07,500 - They're fags! What could be worse than that? 224 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:08,792 - Michael! 225 00:11:09,375 --> 00:11:11,375 - Well they keep looking at me, 226 00:11:11,667 --> 00:11:13,547 coming onto me, and making me feel like a woman. 227 00:11:13,583 --> 00:11:15,583 - Oh yeah, do they grab ya? (LAUGHS) 228 00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:20,042 - Well, as a matter of fact, the manager made a pass at me. 229 00:11:20,333 --> 00:11:20,875 - He's got great taste. 230 00:11:21,167 --> 00:11:21,792 - Well, that's true. 231 00:11:22,083 --> 00:11:23,708 - You can't blame him for trying. 232 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,583 You have the wavy blond hair. 233 00:11:26,875 --> 00:11:28,792 And those blue eyes. 234 00:11:29,083 --> 00:11:31,458 In fact, I think I'd like to get it on with you myself. 235 00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:32,875 - Yeah? 236 00:11:33,167 --> 00:11:34,167 Listen, seriously. 237 00:11:34,417 --> 00:11:36,375 How can I get 'em to stop coming onto me? 238 00:11:36,667 --> 00:11:38,583 - I think it's a matter of vibes. 239 00:11:38,875 --> 00:11:41,875 You might not be sending out the right signal. 240 00:11:42,167 --> 00:11:43,407 - What the hell does that mean? 241 00:11:43,458 --> 00:11:44,167 - What's the matter? 242 00:11:44,458 --> 00:11:46,768 - I tell you I'm a little nervous, and the next thing I know 243 00:11:46,792 --> 00:11:48,184 you're telling me I'm a closet queen. 244 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,042 - [TRACY] I did not say that. 245 00:11:50,333 --> 00:11:51,573 - Okay, now let me go! (LAUGHS) 246 00:11:51,833 --> 00:11:53,500 - You're not getting up. 247 00:11:53,792 --> 00:11:54,417 - Hey, let me go! 248 00:11:54,708 --> 00:11:56,375 - Uh-uh. Not letting you up. 249 00:11:56,667 --> 00:11:57,934 - You don't think I can break it, huh? 250 00:11:57,958 --> 00:11:59,583 - Uh-uh. What's the magic word? 251 00:11:59,875 --> 00:12:01,643 - I don't fuck with ladies. - That's the magic word. 252 00:12:01,667 --> 00:12:02,208 (TRACY LAUGHS) 253 00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:03,042 - Come on, let go. 254 00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:03,875 - No. 255 00:12:04,167 --> 00:12:04,708 (GRUNTING AND LAUGHING) 256 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,208 Michael, Michael! 257 00:12:07,375 --> 00:12:08,583 (LAUGHING) 258 00:12:08,875 --> 00:12:09,875 I'll fix you! 259 00:12:10,125 --> 00:12:12,167 (LAUGHING) 260 00:12:15,292 --> 00:12:17,167 Aha! You are secure now, huh? 261 00:12:17,458 --> 00:12:18,625 - Yeah, I love it. (LAUGHS) 262 00:12:18,917 --> 00:12:19,458 - You love... 263 00:12:19,750 --> 00:12:21,083 I've got myself a Fraulein. 264 00:12:21,375 --> 00:12:23,208 You know, I am not really a sheik. 265 00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:26,042 My name is Fritz. I am hiding out here in the desert. 266 00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:28,500 And you know, I am going to make you say "uncle". 267 00:12:28,792 --> 00:12:29,333 - No, you're not. 268 00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:30,643 - Ja, you will say " uncle" 269 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:31,208 - No, I won't. 270 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:32,580 - Ja, you will say "uncle"! 271 00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:34,583 (LAUGHS) 272 00:12:35,583 --> 00:12:36,583 - Uncle? - No. 273 00:12:36,833 --> 00:12:37,833 - No? 274 00:12:37,875 --> 00:12:38,875 (TRACY LAUGHS) 275 00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:40,750 (SINGING) 276 00:12:41,042 --> 00:12:41,583 (SPANKS) 277 00:12:41,875 --> 00:12:42,417 - Uncle? - No! 278 00:12:42,708 --> 00:12:45,042 - I'm now going to run arpeggios all over your body. 279 00:12:45,333 --> 00:12:47,125 You will say "uncle"! 280 00:12:47,417 --> 00:12:48,000 (LAUGHING) 281 00:12:48,292 --> 00:12:49,333 Uncle? Uncle? 282 00:12:49,625 --> 00:12:50,625 - Uncle! 283 00:12:50,875 --> 00:12:51,417 - Uncle? 284 00:12:51,708 --> 00:12:53,000 (LAUGHING) 285 00:12:53,292 --> 00:12:53,833 Cousin? 286 00:12:54,125 --> 00:12:54,667 - Cousin. 287 00:12:54,958 --> 00:12:55,667 - Ah say ja. 288 00:12:55,958 --> 00:12:56,667 - Yeah. 289 00:12:56,958 --> 00:12:59,083 (CHUCKLING) 290 00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:03,417 What a mission. 291 00:13:03,708 --> 00:13:05,833 (CHUCKLING) 292 00:13:09,292 --> 00:13:11,333 Allah be praised. 293 00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:12,625 The great gate! 294 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:14,792 (LAUGHING) 295 00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:20,000 (SOFT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC) 296 00:14:58,167 --> 00:15:01,750 (BRIGHT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC) 297 00:15:36,958 --> 00:15:39,042 (MOANING) 298 00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:54,208 - Bet I know why why they were coming onto you. 299 00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:55,500 - Why's that? 300 00:15:55,708 --> 00:15:59,750 - They probably heard how good you are in bed. 301 00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:01,842 - You've been writing on bathroom walls again? 302 00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:03,167 - Nope. Subway. (LAUGHS) 303 00:16:03,458 --> 00:16:06,208 "Michael Lawrence is a great lay" in fluorescent pink 304 00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:08,140 Is roaring up Broadway right this moment. 305 00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:10,833 (LAUGHING) 306 00:16:11,125 --> 00:16:11,667 Hey. 307 00:16:11,958 --> 00:16:12,500 - [MICHAEL] Hm? 308 00:16:12,792 --> 00:16:14,875 - Tell me about the manager that's coming onto you. 309 00:16:15,167 --> 00:16:17,125 - Oh my dear! I can't 310 00:16:17,417 --> 00:16:18,917 He had eyeglasses four inches long... 311 00:16:19,208 --> 00:16:20,333 (CHUCKLES) 312 00:16:20,625 --> 00:16:24,875 And a sequin dress from here all the way down to his waist. 313 00:16:25,167 --> 00:16:25,708 (CHUCKLING) 314 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,018 - He was really faggoty, huh? 315 00:16:27,042 --> 00:16:27,708 - No. 316 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,000 Actually he was a nice looking guy. 317 00:16:31,292 --> 00:16:32,708 Had on jeans and cowboy boots. 318 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,583 He looked like he was from Montana. 319 00:16:34,875 --> 00:16:36,125 - He doesn't sound so bad. 320 00:16:36,417 --> 00:16:39,083 - No, he wasn't. He was the straightest looking dude there. 321 00:16:39,375 --> 00:16:41,250 Matter of fact, I'd never known he was gay 322 00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,958 except there was something in the way he kissed me. 323 00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:44,875 - What was his name? 324 00:16:45,167 --> 00:16:45,708 - Deborah. 325 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:46,583 (LAUGHING) 326 00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,167 No, Scotti. 327 00:16:48,458 --> 00:16:49,851 - Oh, by the way, he told me there's a party 328 00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:51,075 right down the street tonight. 329 00:16:51,208 --> 00:16:51,750 - Oh yeah, a party? 330 00:16:52,042 --> 00:16:53,042 - Mm-hm - Let's go. 331 00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:54,083 - Okay. 332 00:16:54,292 --> 00:16:54,833 - Can I go? 333 00:16:55,125 --> 00:16:56,875 - Oh, sure. He said he'd like to meet you. 334 00:16:57,167 --> 00:16:58,226 Well, I'd like to meet him too. 335 00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:00,958 (CROWD CHATTERING) 336 00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:37,625 - Okay, I'll take you under one condition. 337 00:17:37,917 --> 00:17:38,458 - What's that? 338 00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:40,542 - We've got to behave like adults. 339 00:17:40,833 --> 00:17:41,917 - Of course! 340 00:17:42,208 --> 00:17:42,917 - Ready? 341 00:17:43,208 --> 00:17:44,417 - Sure. - Hop on. 342 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,667 (LAUGHING) 343 00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:55,500 (MAN LAUGHS) 344 00:17:55,583 --> 00:17:57,417 - [MAN] First he takes off his leather boots, 345 00:17:57,708 --> 00:17:58,875 plastic, Naugahyde. 346 00:17:59,167 --> 00:17:59,708 - [MAN] Yeah. 347 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,360 - [MAN] Then he doubles his price. 348 00:18:01,542 --> 00:18:02,667 - [MAN] Yeah. 349 00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:04,208 Well? 350 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:05,750 - [MAN] Well, what? 351 00:18:06,042 --> 00:18:08,750 (CROWD CHATTERING) 352 00:18:12,875 --> 00:18:16,250 Then he sanded it down and painted it hen peek yellow. 353 00:18:16,542 --> 00:18:17,167 - [MAN] How'd it look? 354 00:18:17,458 --> 00:18:19,375 - [MAN] Beautiful and old. 355 00:18:19,667 --> 00:18:21,934 - Yeah, they're weird, but I think I know what he's after. 356 00:18:21,958 --> 00:18:22,958 - I know what he's after. 357 00:18:23,042 --> 00:18:23,583 - What's that? 358 00:18:23,875 --> 00:18:24,417 - A quick buck. 359 00:18:24,708 --> 00:18:26,042 (CHUCKLING) 360 00:18:26,333 --> 00:18:28,083 Good Lord, look at that. 361 00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:30,958 How could anybody do that to their bodies? 362 00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:33,083 Oh, here comes the manager of the bands. 363 00:18:33,375 --> 00:18:35,135 - Hi, Michael. Really glad you could make it. 364 00:18:35,417 --> 00:18:35,958 This must be Tracy. 365 00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:36,792 - Hi. 366 00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:38,143 - Don't say a word about the pictures. 367 00:18:38,167 --> 00:18:39,447 This is the photographer, Bruce. 368 00:18:39,542 --> 00:18:40,542 Bruce, Micheal. 369 00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:41,375 - Hi, Bruce. - Hi, Michael. 370 00:18:41,667 --> 00:18:42,208 - Hi, Bruce. - Tracy, how are you? 371 00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:43,042 - Loved your photographs. 372 00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:44,000 - Thank you very much. 373 00:18:44,292 --> 00:18:46,143 It's a real hassle putting a show like this together. 374 00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:47,518 - I know. I've been through it myself. 375 00:18:47,542 --> 00:18:48,934 - I can barely make the punch myself. 376 00:18:48,958 --> 00:18:49,500 (LAUGHING) 377 00:18:49,792 --> 00:18:50,333 - Oh, it's delicious. 378 00:18:50,625 --> 00:18:51,167 - Oh, you like it? - Yeah. 379 00:18:51,458 --> 00:18:52,000 - Why don't you have some more? 380 00:18:52,292 --> 00:18:53,518 - Want some more? - Yes, Love it. 381 00:18:53,542 --> 00:18:54,643 - Bruce, let me get you a drink. 382 00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:55,208 - Okay. 383 00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:57,143 A really good thing did come out of it, though. 384 00:18:57,167 --> 00:18:57,708 - What's that? 385 00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:58,542 - My agent found a publisher 386 00:18:58,833 --> 00:18:59,458 who's willing to put a book together. 387 00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:00,292 - That's great. 388 00:19:00,583 --> 00:19:02,625 My agent hasn't done anything for me in ages. 389 00:19:02,917 --> 00:19:03,458 - Hi, Scotti. 390 00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:06,125 - [SCOTTI] Hiya, kids. 391 00:19:06,417 --> 00:19:08,542 - Well, he was 200 pounds of dynamite. 392 00:19:08,833 --> 00:19:09,958 - You like that, huh? 393 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:11,458 - Very nice. 394 00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:12,833 - Tracy's lovely. 395 00:19:13,125 --> 00:19:13,667 - Oh, thank you. 396 00:19:13,958 --> 00:19:15,333 - They're not even sexual. 397 00:19:15,625 --> 00:19:18,000 I don't think sexuality is their objective. 398 00:19:18,292 --> 00:19:21,208 - How do you like Bruce's work. 399 00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:22,917 - It's all right. 400 00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:24,458 - Do you like it? 401 00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:26,542 - With reservations. 402 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:27,542 - I think I know what you mean. 403 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,518 - Hey, Scotti, can I speak to you? It's kind of important. 404 00:19:29,542 --> 00:19:30,083 - Sure. 405 00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:31,575 I'm sorry, Michael. Excuse us. 406 00:19:31,708 --> 00:19:32,708 - No problem. 407 00:19:33,542 --> 00:19:36,375 (CROWD CHATTERING) 408 00:19:43,542 --> 00:19:48,208 - [WOMAN] Do you honestly think arms go with punch? 409 00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:50,476 - Anybody that spends that much time developing their body 410 00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:52,375 can't be productive. 411 00:19:52,667 --> 00:19:54,467 - [WOMAN] Productivity is socially subjective. 412 00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:57,500 (CROWD CHATTERING) 413 00:19:57,792 --> 00:20:01,000 - [WOMAN] Your can't divorce sexuality from the body. 414 00:20:01,292 --> 00:20:05,000 - Did you look at him? (CHUCKLES) 415 00:20:05,292 --> 00:20:06,292 - What's wrong with him? 416 00:20:06,542 --> 00:20:08,250 - It's kind of obvious, isn't it? 417 00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:10,917 - Well, it's not obvious to me. 418 00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:14,650 - Hey, baby, I want to go home, hm? 419 00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:16,143 - Oh, don't you want to stay for a few minutes? 420 00:20:16,167 --> 00:20:17,393 - No, I've got a lot of practice I need to do. 421 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:18,417 You can stay. 422 00:20:18,708 --> 00:20:19,250 - You don't mind if I do? 423 00:20:19,542 --> 00:20:20,875 - No. 424 00:20:21,167 --> 00:20:22,268 - Okay. - I'll see you later. 425 00:20:22,292 --> 00:20:23,434 - I'll say goodbye to Scotti for you. 426 00:20:23,458 --> 00:20:24,792 - [MICHAEL] Okay. 427 00:20:25,083 --> 00:20:26,083 - So long, Michael. 428 00:20:26,375 --> 00:20:27,417 You're not a Virgo. 429 00:20:27,708 --> 00:20:28,708 - Right. 430 00:20:28,875 --> 00:20:30,035 - And you're not a Capricorn? 431 00:20:30,292 --> 00:20:31,292 - Uh-uh. 432 00:20:33,167 --> 00:20:34,167 - Taurus. 433 00:20:35,833 --> 00:20:37,113 - Bruce, there's a guy over here 434 00:20:37,208 --> 00:20:38,625 who wants to write you a check. 435 00:20:38,917 --> 00:20:39,458 (LAUGHING) 436 00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:41,917 - Well, thank you! I'll get right over there. 437 00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:44,083 - Did you study photography at Oberlin? 438 00:20:44,375 --> 00:20:45,375 - Well, I did... 439 00:20:45,667 --> 00:20:47,542 I started out as a hobby, but 440 00:20:47,833 --> 00:20:49,167 how'd you know I went to Oberlin? 441 00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:50,458 - Michael told me. 442 00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:52,083 - Oh. 443 00:20:52,375 --> 00:20:54,175 - By the way, you two make a beautiful couple. 444 00:20:54,458 --> 00:20:57,250 - Oh, thanks, the Bobbsey twins. 445 00:20:57,542 --> 00:20:59,333 - Is marriage in the cards? 446 00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:00,208 (LAUGHING) 447 00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:02,458 - Only if my mother deals. 448 00:21:04,917 --> 00:21:06,317 - [SCOTTI] How about another drink? 449 00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:08,417 - [TRACY] No thanks. I forgot to eat dinner. 450 00:21:08,708 --> 00:21:10,708 - [SCOTTI] How could you forget to eat dinner? 451 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,600 - Because Michael and I were celebrating 452 00:21:12,667 --> 00:21:14,083 because he got the job. 453 00:21:14,375 --> 00:21:15,415 - Oh you were celebrating. 454 00:21:15,667 --> 00:21:17,458 (LAUGHING) 455 00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:19,101 I'm the one that should be celebrating. 456 00:21:19,125 --> 00:21:20,417 I needed a piano player. 457 00:21:20,708 --> 00:21:22,833 - Oh, well, he won't let you down. 458 00:21:23,125 --> 00:21:24,250 - I see. 459 00:21:24,542 --> 00:21:25,902 They were Michael's favorites too. 460 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:26,667 He'll be here in a second. 461 00:21:26,958 --> 00:21:27,958 - He's got great taste. 462 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:28,583 - [SCOTTI] Mm-hm. 463 00:21:28,875 --> 00:21:29,417 - Hi, Scotti. 464 00:21:29,708 --> 00:21:30,908 - Haven't seen you in a while. 465 00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:32,583 - It's been a long time, Eva. 466 00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:34,583 Tracy, this is Judith and Eva. 467 00:21:34,875 --> 00:21:35,542 - Hi. - Hi. 468 00:21:35,833 --> 00:21:36,833 What do you do, Tracy? 469 00:21:37,083 --> 00:21:38,417 - I'm a photographer. 470 00:21:38,708 --> 00:21:40,333 - Oh, Judith and I are models. 471 00:21:40,625 --> 00:21:41,934 - We could use some new material. 472 00:21:41,958 --> 00:21:43,078 - Would you like to take us? 473 00:21:43,250 --> 00:21:44,708 - Sure. I'd love to. 474 00:21:46,417 --> 00:21:47,417 - Tonight? 475 00:21:48,417 --> 00:21:49,083 - Well... 476 00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:49,917 (LAUGHING) 477 00:21:50,208 --> 00:21:52,458 - Sorry, dears. I'm taking her home tonight. 478 00:21:52,750 --> 00:21:54,667 - Oh, well good luck. 479 00:21:54,958 --> 00:21:55,667 Good night, Tracy. 480 00:21:55,958 --> 00:21:56,500 - Good night. 481 00:21:56,792 --> 00:21:57,333 - Good night, Tracy. 482 00:21:57,625 --> 00:21:58,167 - Good night, ladies. 483 00:21:58,458 --> 00:21:59,167 - Scotti, I gotta go home. 484 00:21:59,458 --> 00:22:01,778 Because if I drink any more, you're gonna have to carry me. 485 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,250 - You may have to carry me home at this point. 486 00:22:04,542 --> 00:22:06,222 - No, no, no. It's only a couple of blocks. 487 00:22:06,375 --> 00:22:07,375 I'll crawl. 488 00:22:07,458 --> 00:22:09,417 - Oh, far out. I could use some fresh air. 489 00:22:09,708 --> 00:22:10,250 (UPBEAT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC) 490 00:22:10,542 --> 00:22:13,333 I haven't talked to a woman in ages. 491 00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:16,458 Oh, is she yours? 492 00:22:16,750 --> 00:22:18,625 - No, I think she's yours. 493 00:22:18,917 --> 00:22:19,542 (LAUGHING) 494 00:22:19,833 --> 00:22:21,500 Do you know what it means to share? 495 00:22:21,792 --> 00:22:22,333 (LAUGHING) 496 00:22:22,625 --> 00:22:24,417 - No, but I think it was a guy. 497 00:22:24,708 --> 00:22:26,750 (LAUGHING) 498 00:22:27,917 --> 00:22:30,167 (MURMURING) 499 00:22:35,750 --> 00:22:37,333 - He's from Alabama. 500 00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:40,292 - Far out. 501 00:22:40,583 --> 00:22:43,208 Look at this, one, two, three, four 502 00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:44,583 425. 503 00:22:44,875 --> 00:22:45,934 - You know how many there are? 504 00:22:45,958 --> 00:22:46,500 - Uh-huh. I live here. 505 00:22:46,792 --> 00:22:47,333 (SCOTTI LAUGHS) 506 00:22:47,625 --> 00:22:48,167 - Oh, you live here? 507 00:22:48,458 --> 00:22:49,083 - Yes. 508 00:22:49,375 --> 00:22:50,375 - Oh. We're here. 509 00:22:50,667 --> 00:22:52,125 - Yep. You wanna come up? 510 00:22:52,417 --> 00:22:54,875 (PLAYING PIANO) 511 00:23:16,583 --> 00:23:17,583 That was great! 512 00:23:17,708 --> 00:23:18,708 - Thank you. 513 00:23:18,875 --> 00:23:20,083 - Guess who I brought home! 514 00:23:20,375 --> 00:23:22,000 - I see. Hi, Scotti. 515 00:23:22,292 --> 00:23:24,167 - How you doing, Michael? 516 00:23:27,167 --> 00:23:30,750 - Why, I think I'm gonna go see if there's anything to eat. 517 00:23:31,042 --> 00:23:33,375 (CHUCKLING) 518 00:23:33,667 --> 00:23:34,833 - Well, how 'bout some eggs? 519 00:23:35,125 --> 00:23:36,125 - That sounds great. 520 00:23:36,208 --> 00:23:37,250 - [TRACY] Okay! 521 00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:39,893 - I just wanted to see that Tracy 522 00:23:39,917 --> 00:23:42,458 got home all right, you know? 523 00:23:42,750 --> 00:23:44,550 - Yeah, it looks like she needs it. Thank you. 524 00:23:44,750 --> 00:23:45,768 - [TRACY] How 'bout omelets? 525 00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:47,208 - I'll have a western! 526 00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:48,958 (TRACY LAUGHS) 527 00:23:49,250 --> 00:23:50,250 - Sit down, Scotti. 528 00:23:50,417 --> 00:23:51,958 - Thank you, Michael. 529 00:24:01,500 --> 00:24:02,875 - Would you like some wine? 530 00:24:03,167 --> 00:24:04,167 - Oh, great. 531 00:24:05,875 --> 00:24:06,875 - Excuse me. 532 00:24:07,833 --> 00:24:09,542 - Sure. Say, where's the bathroom? 533 00:24:09,833 --> 00:24:10,375 - Right here. 534 00:24:10,667 --> 00:24:11,667 - Oh, far out. 535 00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:23,167 - What'd you bring him here for? 536 00:24:23,458 --> 00:24:25,667 - Fill her up. (LAUGHS) 537 00:24:25,958 --> 00:24:27,083 Who? 538 00:24:27,375 --> 00:24:28,000 - Scotti. 539 00:24:28,292 --> 00:24:31,125 - Oh, Michael, he's so nice. 540 00:24:31,417 --> 00:24:33,083 - He's too nice, you sot. 541 00:24:33,375 --> 00:24:35,226 - [SCOTTI] Hey, you guys talking about me in there? 542 00:24:35,250 --> 00:24:35,792 - Yep. - Oh, no, 543 00:24:36,083 --> 00:24:37,125 just getting the wine. 544 00:24:37,417 --> 00:24:38,476 - [SCOTTI] You need any help? 545 00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:40,208 - No, that's all right. 546 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:46,042 - Did you really get this piano for 50 bucks, Michael? 547 00:24:46,333 --> 00:24:46,875 - Yeah, I really did. 548 00:24:47,167 --> 00:24:49,018 It was a bitch getting in here, though. I'll tell ya. 549 00:24:49,042 --> 00:24:50,167 - I can imagine. 550 00:24:51,375 --> 00:24:52,375 - You play? 551 00:24:53,958 --> 00:24:57,292 - I thought I did until I heard you. 552 00:24:57,583 --> 00:25:00,375 - Well, I've been at it for 15 years 553 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:05,042 - Have you ever played "The Gape" before? 554 00:25:05,333 --> 00:25:06,792 (MICHAEL CHUCKLES) 555 00:25:07,083 --> 00:25:09,500 - As matter of fact, I played it for recital one time. 556 00:25:09,792 --> 00:25:12,833 - Far out! I knew nobody could sight read that piece. 557 00:25:13,125 --> 00:25:14,583 - Ready on the eggs. 558 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,250 (MUTTERING) 559 00:25:23,375 --> 00:25:25,458 (GIGGLES) 560 00:25:27,208 --> 00:25:28,583 - These eggs look great. 561 00:25:28,875 --> 00:25:30,917 (LAUGHING) 562 00:25:32,375 --> 00:25:34,333 - Thanks, I made 'em myself. 563 00:25:34,625 --> 00:25:37,000 (LAUGHING) 564 00:25:37,292 --> 00:25:39,252 - Hey, Scotti, how'd you get started at the baths? 565 00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:42,125 - Well, I met Steve and his wife one summer 566 00:25:42,417 --> 00:25:43,792 out on Fire Island. 567 00:25:45,125 --> 00:25:46,417 - Steve's married? 568 00:25:46,708 --> 00:25:48,250 - Yeah, he has two children. 569 00:25:48,542 --> 00:25:49,083 - [MICHAEL] Really? 570 00:25:49,375 --> 00:25:53,042 - Yeah, quite a few of the guys at the baths are married. 571 00:25:53,333 --> 00:25:55,792 - No kidding. Listen, what do their wives feel about that? 572 00:25:56,083 --> 00:25:57,667 - What do you mean? 573 00:25:57,958 --> 00:25:59,458 - What do I mean? Well... 574 00:25:59,750 --> 00:26:00,292 (TRACY LAUGHS) 575 00:26:00,583 --> 00:26:01,125 - Don't they... 576 00:26:01,417 --> 00:26:01,958 (SCOTTI LAUGHING) 577 00:26:02,250 --> 00:26:03,375 Don't they care? 578 00:26:04,375 --> 00:26:07,292 - I really don't suppose they know, Michael. 579 00:26:07,583 --> 00:26:10,667 - Oh, come on, Scotti. - How could they not know? 580 00:26:10,958 --> 00:26:14,000 - A lot of guys have mistresses without their wives knowing. 581 00:26:14,292 --> 00:26:16,833 - Okay, man. That's a different thing, you know? 582 00:26:17,125 --> 00:26:18,708 - Oh, I suppose you're right, Michael. 583 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,920 You know, as soon as you've had a gay experience, 584 00:26:21,042 --> 00:26:23,333 it's impossible to function with women. 585 00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:24,167 (TRACY LAUGHING) 586 00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:26,375 - Honey, that's ridiculous. 587 00:26:26,667 --> 00:26:28,125 - Have some more wine. 588 00:26:28,417 --> 00:26:29,417 - Sure. 589 00:26:29,667 --> 00:26:30,292 - You need it. 590 00:26:30,583 --> 00:26:31,167 (TRACY LAUGHS) 591 00:26:31,458 --> 00:26:32,458 - Hey! Me too. 592 00:26:33,875 --> 00:26:35,395 - Jesus, I've got a lot of catching up 593 00:26:35,583 --> 00:26:36,708 with you guys to do, huh? 594 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,417 - That's okay, Michael. 595 00:26:38,708 --> 00:26:40,250 I've got the ketchup. 596 00:26:42,875 --> 00:26:45,042 (LAUGHING) 597 00:26:46,125 --> 00:26:47,667 - Hey, let's get rid of these plates. 598 00:26:47,958 --> 00:26:48,958 (LAUGHING) 599 00:26:49,125 --> 00:26:52,167 - Yeah, let's get away from these eggs. 600 00:27:02,792 --> 00:27:07,458 - [TRACY] Ketchup! I get it! (LAUGHS) 601 00:27:07,750 --> 00:27:10,292 - [MICHAEL] Bless her heart. 602 00:27:10,583 --> 00:27:12,042 - [TRACY] Hey, Michael? 603 00:27:12,333 --> 00:27:13,917 - [MICHAEL] Hm? 604 00:27:14,208 --> 00:27:16,708 - You know, you should've stayed at the gallery. 605 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:17,667 - Why's that? 606 00:27:17,958 --> 00:27:20,000 - Because the two brunettes... 607 00:27:20,292 --> 00:27:21,292 - Yeah? 608 00:27:21,458 --> 00:27:23,417 - Well, they wanted to take me home. 609 00:27:23,708 --> 00:27:26,292 Only Scotti brought me here instead. 610 00:27:26,583 --> 00:27:29,208 - Wait a minute, they were gay? 611 00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:31,542 (LAUGHING) 612 00:27:32,625 --> 00:27:34,042 - They were women! 613 00:27:36,583 --> 00:27:38,750 (LAUGHING) 614 00:27:39,917 --> 00:27:41,792 - How much did you pay for that, Scotti? 615 00:27:42,083 --> 00:27:43,833 (LAUGHING) 616 00:27:44,125 --> 00:27:46,042 What were they like? 617 00:27:46,333 --> 00:27:46,875 Hey. 618 00:27:47,167 --> 00:27:50,375 - I don't know. I didn't get to find out. 619 00:27:51,917 --> 00:27:53,750 - They're not to be believed. 620 00:27:54,042 --> 00:27:55,500 (LAUGHING) 621 00:27:55,792 --> 00:27:56,875 - You know 'em? 622 00:27:57,167 --> 00:27:58,750 - Sure I know 'em. 623 00:27:59,042 --> 00:28:00,042 Wait. 624 00:28:01,750 --> 00:28:03,042 - What? 625 00:28:03,333 --> 00:28:04,333 What? 626 00:28:06,542 --> 00:28:08,000 You want their number? 627 00:28:08,292 --> 00:28:09,292 - You got it? 628 00:28:09,375 --> 00:28:10,375 (LAUGHING) 629 00:28:10,542 --> 00:28:11,083 - I've got it. 630 00:28:11,375 --> 00:28:12,476 You gonna hold that all day, or are you... 631 00:28:12,500 --> 00:28:13,500 - I'm sorry. 632 00:28:15,458 --> 00:28:16,125 - I got it. 633 00:28:16,417 --> 00:28:16,958 (LAUGHING) 634 00:28:17,250 --> 00:28:19,375 I meant I've got the number. 635 00:28:19,667 --> 00:28:20,208 - Who cares? 636 00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:21,833 (LAUGHING) 637 00:28:22,125 --> 00:28:23,485 Scotti, how do you know them, huh? 638 00:28:23,708 --> 00:28:25,167 - Well, it's a long story. 639 00:28:25,458 --> 00:28:27,208 - Oh, I want to hear it! 640 00:28:27,500 --> 00:28:29,583 - Once upon a time... 641 00:28:29,875 --> 00:28:31,167 No. 642 00:28:31,458 --> 00:28:33,500 (LAUGHING) 643 00:28:33,792 --> 00:28:35,000 Seriously. 644 00:28:35,292 --> 00:28:39,417 Not too long ago, a friend of mine gave me a call, 645 00:28:41,083 --> 00:28:43,750 and invited me over to his place. 646 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,042 This is an invitation that I don't turn down, 647 00:28:47,333 --> 00:28:49,667 because every time I go over there, 648 00:28:49,958 --> 00:28:53,333 there's always something different happening. 649 00:28:53,625 --> 00:28:54,625 So I arrive. 650 00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:59,792 Never says a word to me, just smiles, leads me in. 651 00:29:00,083 --> 00:29:02,958 I'm in the living room, and before my eyes, 652 00:29:03,250 --> 00:29:04,875 those two brunettes 653 00:29:06,208 --> 00:29:10,542 are making love right in the middle of the floor. 654 00:29:10,833 --> 00:29:13,708 They were so involved, the lovemaking was so passionate, 655 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,625 that he had probably been there, 656 00:29:18,458 --> 00:29:21,167 and split and seen me at the door and gone back, 657 00:29:21,458 --> 00:29:24,833 and they didn't even know he had split. 658 00:29:25,125 --> 00:29:26,250 The feeling was incredible. 659 00:29:26,542 --> 00:29:28,542 The pull was so intense 660 00:29:28,833 --> 00:29:32,375 that from the moment I walked into his place, 661 00:29:33,875 --> 00:29:35,125 I was involved. 662 00:29:35,417 --> 00:29:39,042 I mean, I had to become part of the situation. 663 00:29:40,583 --> 00:29:42,250 There was no way out. 664 00:29:43,208 --> 00:29:46,833 He just sort of left me there, like to watch, 665 00:29:47,125 --> 00:29:50,167 which was more than I could handle. 666 00:29:50,458 --> 00:29:53,458 Before I knew it, we were all involved, 667 00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:57,875 a unity, four people, but in union with one another. 668 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,280 I don't know how to describe it. 669 00:30:01,375 --> 00:30:04,250 It was like one of those rare moments 670 00:30:05,708 --> 00:30:07,917 when, with strangers, 671 00:30:08,208 --> 00:30:11,750 passion mingles with love and trust, Michael. 672 00:30:13,042 --> 00:30:14,042 You know? 673 00:30:21,917 --> 00:30:22,917 - Scotti... 674 00:30:24,375 --> 00:30:25,375 - Yeah? 675 00:30:28,667 --> 00:30:29,667 - Uh... 676 00:30:31,958 --> 00:30:32,958 I don't... 677 00:30:34,542 --> 00:30:37,958 I don't think I can handle this right now. 678 00:30:40,875 --> 00:30:44,542 - That's okay, Michael, really. I understand. 679 00:30:46,250 --> 00:30:47,833 I have to go anyway. 680 00:30:57,500 --> 00:30:58,917 Yeah, I really do. 681 00:31:03,500 --> 00:31:05,417 Okay. Good night, Tracy. 682 00:31:06,417 --> 00:31:07,083 Thank you. 683 00:31:07,375 --> 00:31:08,375 - Yeah. 684 00:31:24,958 --> 00:31:26,250 - See you tomorrow. 685 00:31:26,542 --> 00:31:27,625 - 11:00, right? 686 00:31:27,917 --> 00:31:28,917 - Yeah. 687 00:31:29,167 --> 00:31:30,958 Hey, I hope everything is all right. 688 00:31:31,250 --> 00:31:32,958 - Oh, it's all right. 689 00:31:33,250 --> 00:31:33,792 - Okay. 690 00:31:34,083 --> 00:31:35,417 - I'll see you later. 691 00:31:35,708 --> 00:31:37,000 - Good night, man. 692 00:31:41,583 --> 00:31:45,000 (SOFT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC) 693 00:32:32,583 --> 00:32:35,917 (GARBAGE TRUCK CLACKING) 694 00:33:02,417 --> 00:33:03,417 - Michael? 695 00:33:06,792 --> 00:33:07,792 Michael? 696 00:33:09,500 --> 00:33:10,750 Time to wake up. 697 00:33:12,083 --> 00:33:14,667 (MICHAEL SIGHS) 698 00:33:16,125 --> 00:33:17,125 Are you up? 699 00:33:18,250 --> 00:33:20,000 - Mm. What time is it? 700 00:33:21,958 --> 00:33:22,958 - 9:20. 701 00:33:24,583 --> 00:33:26,833 (MUTTERING) 702 00:33:30,417 --> 00:33:32,625 (SIGHS) 703 00:33:32,917 --> 00:33:34,958 - Hey, I got a terrific idea. 704 00:33:35,250 --> 00:33:36,250 - [TRACY] Huh? 705 00:33:36,417 --> 00:33:38,042 - I want French toast. 706 00:33:39,750 --> 00:33:42,583 - Good. Call me when they're ready. 707 00:33:47,917 --> 00:33:49,833 (YAWNS) 708 00:34:28,542 --> 00:34:29,542 - My turn. 709 00:34:30,958 --> 00:34:34,208 (ENERGETIC DANCE MUSIC) 710 00:35:44,292 --> 00:35:45,583 - Steve! 711 00:35:45,875 --> 00:35:46,417 Steve! 712 00:35:46,708 --> 00:35:47,250 - What? 713 00:35:47,542 --> 00:35:51,083 - Can you come over here for a second, please? 714 00:35:51,375 --> 00:35:52,375 How ya doing, Michael? 715 00:35:52,417 --> 00:35:54,377 Listen, please forgive me. I'm a little caught up. 716 00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:56,518 Look, there's a problem I've got to straighten out with 717 00:35:56,542 --> 00:35:58,018 there's a problem I've got to straighten out 718 00:35:58,042 --> 00:35:59,042 with Judy Garland. 719 00:35:59,083 --> 00:36:00,803 Can you entertain Michael for a few minutes? 720 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:01,542 - Sure, why not? 721 00:36:01,833 --> 00:36:03,042 - Thank you, Steve. 722 00:36:03,333 --> 00:36:04,333 - Let's meet Dennis. 723 00:36:04,542 --> 00:36:06,792 (CHATTERING) 724 00:36:07,083 --> 00:36:08,483 Dennis, I want you to meet Michael. 725 00:36:08,708 --> 00:36:09,917 - Hi. How are you? 726 00:36:10,208 --> 00:36:11,667 I heard you yesterday. 727 00:36:11,958 --> 00:36:13,042 You really play good. 728 00:36:13,333 --> 00:36:14,333 - Thank you. 729 00:36:14,458 --> 00:36:17,583 - Scotti tells me you're straight. 730 00:36:17,875 --> 00:36:19,292 -I guess I am. 731 00:36:19,583 --> 00:36:21,292 - That sounds promising. 732 00:36:21,583 --> 00:36:23,583 Dennis never met anybody that was straight. 733 00:36:23,875 --> 00:36:25,875 If he did, I think it would destroy his ego. 734 00:36:26,167 --> 00:36:26,708 - Honey. 735 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:27,542 - Yeah? 736 00:36:27,833 --> 00:36:29,667 - They were all straight until they met me. 737 00:36:29,958 --> 00:36:30,958 Isn't that true, Steve? 738 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,000 - Oh. 739 00:36:37,542 --> 00:36:40,542 - The dancers are all beat, Steve. Can we take a break? 740 00:36:40,833 --> 00:36:41,833 - What? 741 00:36:41,917 --> 00:36:44,333 - Can we take a break, Steve? The dancers are beat. 742 00:36:44,625 --> 00:36:45,667 - So, go ahead. 743 00:36:47,167 --> 00:36:48,167 Michael. 744 00:36:48,417 --> 00:36:50,333 Michael, have you ever seen the baths? 745 00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:51,208 - I guess not. 746 00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:52,851 - Scotti, why don't you take him around. 747 00:36:52,875 --> 00:36:54,792 - Do you want to see it? 748 00:36:55,083 --> 00:36:57,042 - I think you should. 749 00:36:57,333 --> 00:36:58,708 - Love to. 750 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,708 - I'll hold your notes. 751 00:37:02,292 --> 00:37:05,542 - Far out. I think you're gonna find this very interesting. 752 00:37:05,833 --> 00:37:07,625 - [MICHAEL] Fascinating. 753 00:37:09,917 --> 00:37:11,437 - [SCOTTI] What doesn't appeal to you? 754 00:37:11,625 --> 00:37:12,745 - [MICHAEL] Voyeuristically, 755 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,708 it's a terrific thing to write home about. 756 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,042 (LAUGHING) 757 00:37:19,125 --> 00:37:22,000 - [SCOTTI] I had my whole family here a couple of times. 758 00:37:22,292 --> 00:37:22,833 - [MICHAEL] Are you kidding? 759 00:37:23,125 --> 00:37:25,125 - [SCOTTI] No. It was outrageous. 760 00:37:25,417 --> 00:37:25,958 It was outrageous. 761 00:37:26,250 --> 00:37:28,333 - [MICHAEL] Do they know you're... 762 00:37:28,625 --> 00:37:30,375 - [SCOTTI] I mean, yeah, they're very proud 763 00:37:30,667 --> 00:37:32,625 that I'm a manager, as a matter of fact. 764 00:37:32,917 --> 00:37:35,042 (CHUCKLING) 765 00:37:35,958 --> 00:37:36,958 But, uh... 766 00:37:37,917 --> 00:37:40,625 - [MICHAEL] It must be a relief to have a place to come 767 00:37:40,917 --> 00:37:43,417 where you don't have to worry about your cover being blown. 768 00:37:43,708 --> 00:37:44,708 You know what I mean? 769 00:37:44,875 --> 00:37:45,417 - [SCOTTI] It is, 770 00:37:45,708 --> 00:37:47,500 As a matter, your only cover is your towel. 771 00:37:47,792 --> 00:37:49,917 (LAUGHING) 772 00:37:52,208 --> 00:37:53,808 - Are there any air ducts you walk over, 773 00:37:53,917 --> 00:37:55,125 and they go... (PUFFS) 774 00:37:55,417 --> 00:37:55,958 It gets blown. 775 00:37:56,250 --> 00:37:56,792 - [SCOTTI] Yes. 776 00:37:57,083 --> 00:37:58,292 (LAUGHING) 777 00:37:58,583 --> 00:37:59,851 - [MICHAEL] Would you mind pointing them out to me? 778 00:37:59,875 --> 00:38:00,417 (LAUGHING) 779 00:38:00,708 --> 00:38:01,250 The air ducts. 780 00:38:01,542 --> 00:38:02,934 - [SCOTTI] Yeah, as soon you get into a towel, 781 00:38:02,958 --> 00:38:04,000 I'll walk you across one. 782 00:38:04,292 --> 00:38:06,792 (LAUGHING) 783 00:38:07,083 --> 00:38:09,403 By the way, if you see a few people cruise you around here, 784 00:38:09,542 --> 00:38:10,662 you really can't blame them. 785 00:38:10,833 --> 00:38:14,542 That doesn't get you uptight, does it? 786 00:38:14,833 --> 00:38:16,667 What are you doing for lunch today? 787 00:38:16,958 --> 00:38:18,309 - [MICHAEL] Oh, I told Tracy to meet me. 788 00:38:18,333 --> 00:38:20,253 We thought we'd try that place around the corner. 789 00:38:20,417 --> 00:38:22,537 - [SCOTTI] Terrific! That's one of my favorite places. 790 00:38:22,750 --> 00:38:25,375 Why don't you be my guests today? 791 00:38:25,667 --> 00:38:28,125 (PLAYING PIANO) 792 00:38:30,917 --> 00:38:33,500 (WOMAN SINGING) 793 00:38:40,292 --> 00:38:41,667 - That was perfect! 794 00:38:41,958 --> 00:38:43,042 - Really? 795 00:38:43,333 --> 00:38:44,875 - Think you can do that at the show? 796 00:38:45,167 --> 00:38:47,583 - If you can sing it like that, I can play it. 797 00:38:47,875 --> 00:38:51,083 - You're gonna be so easy to work with. 798 00:38:51,375 --> 00:38:52,833 - Thank you. 799 00:38:53,125 --> 00:38:54,667 - That was beautiful. 800 00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:57,167 Come on, let's go to lunch. 801 00:38:57,458 --> 00:39:00,583 - Gee, I'd like to, but I can't. 802 00:39:00,875 --> 00:39:03,375 - Come on, Michael, let's go. 803 00:39:03,667 --> 00:39:04,333 - Sure, why not? 804 00:39:04,625 --> 00:39:05,208 - Great. 805 00:39:05,500 --> 00:39:08,625 (ENERGETIC DANCE MUSIC) 806 00:39:43,292 --> 00:39:46,125 (CROWD CHATTERING) 807 00:39:49,875 --> 00:39:51,018 There's no rehearsal tomorrow, 808 00:39:51,042 --> 00:39:53,208 so why don't you guys come out to the game. 809 00:39:53,500 --> 00:39:54,500 - What game? 810 00:39:54,708 --> 00:39:56,083 The football game. 811 00:39:56,375 --> 00:39:57,434 - Continental Baths is playing 812 00:39:57,458 --> 00:39:58,750 the New York City Athletic Club. 813 00:39:59,042 --> 00:39:59,583 - Get out! 814 00:39:59,875 --> 00:40:00,417 (LAUGHING) 815 00:40:00,708 --> 00:40:01,250 - No, we really are. 816 00:40:01,542 --> 00:40:02,643 - Do you mean that the Continental Baths 817 00:40:02,667 --> 00:40:03,667 has a football team? 818 00:40:03,875 --> 00:40:05,333 - Yes. - And you're probably captain. 819 00:40:05,625 --> 00:40:07,000 Who's performing in the show? 820 00:40:07,292 --> 00:40:08,412 (RELAXED INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC) 821 00:40:08,625 --> 00:40:10,268 - Oh, I don't know if you've ever heard of 'em. 822 00:40:10,292 --> 00:40:12,125 Judy Garland, Dianna Ross. 823 00:40:12,417 --> 00:40:12,958 - I've heard. 824 00:40:13,250 --> 00:40:15,458 (CHATTERING) 825 00:41:11,792 --> 00:41:13,625 - They've got a shaving area. 826 00:41:13,917 --> 00:41:15,750 And in the shaving area is a water cooler 827 00:41:16,042 --> 00:41:18,917 with a tank on top, big bottle 828 00:41:19,208 --> 00:41:21,958 filled with red mouthwash. 829 00:41:22,250 --> 00:41:22,792 (LAUGHING) 830 00:41:23,083 --> 00:41:24,683 - [SCOTTI] No, no, that's not mouthwash. 831 00:41:24,792 --> 00:41:25,333 - [MICHAEL] What? 832 00:41:25,625 --> 00:41:26,643 - [SCOTTI] That's Janitor in a Drum. 833 00:41:26,667 --> 00:41:28,708 (LAUGHING) 834 00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:46,042 - [MICHAEL] Disco in the jukebox, and the guys are there 835 00:41:46,333 --> 00:41:48,458 what, 24 hours a day, right? 836 00:42:06,250 --> 00:42:07,434 - Hey, you guys are coming, I hope. 837 00:42:07,458 --> 00:42:08,000 - You bet! 838 00:42:08,292 --> 00:42:09,375 Aren't we? 839 00:42:09,667 --> 00:42:11,667 - [MICHAEL] I guess so. 840 00:42:11,958 --> 00:42:13,143 - [SCOTTI] Do you like football? 841 00:42:13,167 --> 00:42:14,208 - [MICHAEL] Sure. 842 00:42:14,500 --> 00:42:15,684 - I hate it. It's gonna be a great game. 843 00:42:15,708 --> 00:42:17,792 (LAUGHING) 844 00:42:19,125 --> 00:42:21,458 (CHATTERING) 845 00:42:38,917 --> 00:42:42,667 (EMPHATIC BAND MUSIC PLAYING) 846 00:42:49,292 --> 00:42:51,292 (CHEERING) 847 00:42:51,583 --> 00:42:54,458 (OVERLAPPING SPEECH) 848 00:43:03,292 --> 00:43:04,833 - [MAN] Fuck you, man, I'm going home. 849 00:43:05,125 --> 00:43:08,500 - [MAN] Hey, you think you can handle that, Frank? 850 00:43:08,792 --> 00:43:11,667 (OVERLAPPING SPEECH) 851 00:43:17,500 --> 00:43:20,542 (KISSING SOUNDS) 852 00:43:20,833 --> 00:43:23,708 (OVERLAPPING SPEECH) 853 00:43:31,042 --> 00:43:31,708 - Hike! 854 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:35,250 (EMPHATIC BAND MUSIC) 855 00:43:35,542 --> 00:43:37,583 (SHOUTING) 856 00:43:43,917 --> 00:43:46,917 (OVERLAPPING SPEECH) 857 00:43:50,250 --> 00:43:52,792 - [MAN] Come on, come on, baby. 858 00:43:53,083 --> 00:43:53,625 All right, now come on. 859 00:43:53,917 --> 00:43:55,792 (CLAPPING) 860 00:43:56,083 --> 00:43:56,625 Hike! 861 00:43:56,917 --> 00:43:57,625 (INTENSE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC) 862 00:43:57,917 --> 00:43:59,875 (YELLING) 863 00:44:15,208 --> 00:44:17,375 (CHEERING) 864 00:44:19,375 --> 00:44:21,292 ♪ I've got music. ♪ 865 00:44:21,583 --> 00:44:22,625 ♪ I've got my man ♪ 866 00:44:22,917 --> 00:44:25,042 ♪ Who could ask for anything more ♪ 867 00:44:25,333 --> 00:44:27,208 - [TEAM] Two, three... 868 00:44:27,500 --> 00:44:28,500 Mwah! 869 00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:32,458 (GRUNTING AND HOLLERING) 870 00:44:32,750 --> 00:44:36,208 (EMPHATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC) 871 00:44:37,500 --> 00:44:39,000 - 15, 44, 36, 25... 872 00:44:40,917 --> 00:44:41,917 83, 45, 50! 873 00:44:46,583 --> 00:44:47,750 Go, Scotti, go! 874 00:44:48,042 --> 00:44:50,083 (SHOUTING) 875 00:44:51,417 --> 00:44:52,417 - [MAN] Get him off me! 876 00:44:52,500 --> 00:44:54,667 - I quit! Fuck you, man! 877 00:44:54,958 --> 00:44:55,583 - How are you doing? 878 00:44:55,875 --> 00:44:56,417 - We're winning, of course! 879 00:44:56,708 --> 00:44:58,917 (LAUGHING) 880 00:44:59,208 --> 00:45:02,250 (INTENSE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC) 881 00:45:02,542 --> 00:45:03,768 - [MAN] I saw my best friends again. 882 00:45:03,792 --> 00:45:04,851 - [MAN] Yeah, really? You guys? 883 00:45:04,875 --> 00:45:06,292 - [MAN] I love contact sports. 884 00:45:06,583 --> 00:45:09,458 (OVERLAPPING SPEECH) 885 00:45:11,667 --> 00:45:12,708 (CLAPPING) 886 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,417 (INTENSE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC) 887 00:45:15,708 --> 00:45:18,583 (OVERLAPPING SPEECH) 888 00:45:27,583 --> 00:45:29,063 - [MAN] Get outta there! That's mine! 889 00:45:29,292 --> 00:45:30,875 It's very private, fellas. 890 00:45:31,167 --> 00:45:34,042 (OVERLAPPING SPEECH) 891 00:45:50,917 --> 00:45:52,197 - [MAN] What's wrong with Grace? 892 00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:53,625 - [MAN] Hey, Grace. 893 00:45:56,083 --> 00:45:57,417 - [MAN] Come on, he's fakin' it. 894 00:45:57,708 --> 00:45:58,708 (KISS) 895 00:45:58,875 --> 00:45:59,417 - Aw! - He's okay. 896 00:45:59,708 --> 00:46:00,250 (LAUGHTER) 897 00:46:00,542 --> 00:46:01,542 (LAUGHING) 898 00:46:01,792 --> 00:46:02,792 (OVERLAPPING SPEECH) 899 00:46:03,083 --> 00:46:06,792 (SENTIMENTAL ORCHESTRAL MUSIC) 900 00:46:11,167 --> 00:46:13,458 - Oh, Michael, looks like you're gonna play. 901 00:46:13,750 --> 00:46:16,375 - Michael, you have to help us out now. 902 00:46:16,667 --> 00:46:18,750 - Hey! Hey, come on, fellas, geez. 903 00:46:19,042 --> 00:46:21,167 (CHUCKLING) 904 00:46:22,667 --> 00:46:25,667 (OVERLAPPING SPEECH) 905 00:46:27,208 --> 00:46:28,667 - One, two, three, that's it! 906 00:46:28,958 --> 00:46:29,958 - That's it. All right. 907 00:46:30,125 --> 00:46:31,250 Here we go. Come on. 908 00:46:31,542 --> 00:46:32,792 Come on, come on. Here we go. 909 00:46:33,083 --> 00:46:33,625 All right. 910 00:46:33,917 --> 00:46:34,917 37, 45! 911 00:46:35,167 --> 00:46:35,875 - [MAN] Oh shit! 912 00:46:36,167 --> 00:46:39,208 (OVERLAPPING SHOUTING) 913 00:46:41,500 --> 00:46:46,417 (CHEERING) (TRIUMPHANT BAND MUSIC) 914 00:47:13,583 --> 00:47:15,667 - Ah, it was a great game. 915 00:47:17,083 --> 00:47:18,333 Well, we won. 916 00:47:18,625 --> 00:47:19,917 (LAUGHING) 917 00:47:20,208 --> 00:47:21,288 - [MICHAEL] Yeah, cheating. 918 00:47:21,333 --> 00:47:22,917 - That's not fair. 919 00:47:23,208 --> 00:47:24,958 - That is the sweetest team in the world. 920 00:47:25,250 --> 00:47:26,750 - The fastest kissers on the block. 921 00:47:27,042 --> 00:47:28,042 - You bet. 922 00:47:28,750 --> 00:47:31,833 Well, you know, there's a lot of love in this park too. 923 00:47:32,125 --> 00:47:33,765 You know, the first time I ever made love 924 00:47:33,833 --> 00:47:36,500 was right here in this place. 925 00:47:36,792 --> 00:47:38,125 - Yeah? - Yeah. 926 00:47:38,417 --> 00:47:40,177 - What was she like? - It was very beautiful. 927 00:47:40,208 --> 00:47:40,750 - [MICHAEL] What was she like? 928 00:47:41,042 --> 00:47:42,042 - It was a he. 929 00:47:43,208 --> 00:47:45,000 - Your first time was with a guy? 930 00:47:45,292 --> 00:47:46,292 - Uh-huh. 931 00:47:47,125 --> 00:47:49,625 - That's why you're not normal. 932 00:47:53,917 --> 00:47:54,917 - Normal. 933 00:48:03,417 --> 00:48:04,500 - What'd I say? 934 00:48:04,792 --> 00:48:05,833 - You don't know? 935 00:48:06,125 --> 00:48:09,125 - No, I just said that maybe... 936 00:48:09,417 --> 00:48:11,226 - That the most important experience in his life 937 00:48:11,250 --> 00:48:12,833 turned him into a sick pervert? 938 00:48:13,125 --> 00:48:15,042 - Oh, I never said that. Geez. 939 00:48:15,333 --> 00:48:17,375 - Well, what did you mean by normal? 940 00:48:17,667 --> 00:48:21,417 - Normal is normal. A homosexual is not normal. 941 00:48:21,708 --> 00:48:23,348 - Well, he doesn't seem so twisted to me, 942 00:48:23,458 --> 00:48:24,518 and he's been nothing but nice to you 943 00:48:24,542 --> 00:48:27,083 from the first day you met him. 944 00:48:27,375 --> 00:48:28,643 - Look, okay, he's been nice to me. 945 00:48:28,667 --> 00:48:31,292 I like him and all of that, but 946 00:48:32,792 --> 00:48:34,208 what's the matter? 947 00:48:37,250 --> 00:48:39,050 Well, a guy. I could never get close to a guy. 948 00:48:39,250 --> 00:48:41,875 I mean, a woman is something else. 949 00:48:44,125 --> 00:48:47,083 - I just think that maybe you ought to open your eyes 950 00:48:47,375 --> 00:48:50,833 to the fact that you could relate to somebody like Scotti, 951 00:48:51,125 --> 00:48:52,125 somebody 952 00:48:53,875 --> 00:48:55,667 somebody who can 953 00:48:55,958 --> 00:48:56,500 love. 954 00:48:56,792 --> 00:48:58,917 I mean, like you're putting a 955 00:48:59,208 --> 00:49:00,208 a label on everything, 956 00:49:00,500 --> 00:49:02,180 and you're saying society says it's wrong, 957 00:49:02,375 --> 00:49:03,684 so therefore you go along with it, 958 00:49:03,708 --> 00:49:04,809 and you won't get close to it, 959 00:49:04,833 --> 00:49:06,673 and you won't even open yourself up to the fact 960 00:49:06,958 --> 00:49:09,750 that this might be a very honest 961 00:49:10,042 --> 00:49:13,167 Look, love and friendship Is one thing, man! 962 00:49:13,458 --> 00:49:15,292 I like Scotti, I told you that! 963 00:49:15,583 --> 00:49:17,917 But that's it. I could only like him up to a point. 964 00:49:18,208 --> 00:49:18,750 After that 965 00:49:19,042 --> 00:49:19,583 What point? 966 00:49:19,875 --> 00:49:21,417 - The sexual. 967 00:49:21,708 --> 00:49:23,868 His sexual preferences would be in the back of my mind. 968 00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:27,125 It would cut our relationship off there. 969 00:49:30,333 --> 00:49:32,708 I don't see anything wrong with that. 970 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,768 - [TRACY] Look, you don't have to feel threatened by him. 971 00:49:34,792 --> 00:49:35,851 Just because he's gay doesn't mean 972 00:49:35,875 --> 00:49:38,125 you have to go to bed with him. 973 00:49:38,417 --> 00:49:41,250 You've really got to think some things over. 974 00:49:41,542 --> 00:49:43,333 I'm gonna go, all right? 975 00:49:55,292 --> 00:49:57,833 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 976 00:49:58,125 --> 00:50:00,917 - Scotti? (KNOCKING) 977 00:50:05,708 --> 00:50:06,375 Hey. 978 00:50:06,667 --> 00:50:07,667 - Hi. 979 00:50:07,917 --> 00:50:08,917 - Are you busy? 980 00:50:09,125 --> 00:50:11,625 - Sort of, getting ready for work. What's up? 981 00:50:11,917 --> 00:50:14,458 - Oh, well, I'd like to talk to you. Can I come in? 982 00:50:14,750 --> 00:50:15,750 - Well, okay, 983 00:50:15,875 --> 00:50:18,500 but I really don't think there's very much to talk about. 984 00:50:18,792 --> 00:50:20,417 - Well, I think there is. 985 00:50:20,708 --> 00:50:22,333 I'd like to apologize. 986 00:50:24,125 --> 00:50:27,375 - You really don't have to apologize, Michael. 987 00:50:27,667 --> 00:50:29,833 Excuse me while I get dressed. 988 00:50:30,125 --> 00:50:31,925 - Look, Scotti, about what I said in the park. 989 00:50:32,125 --> 00:50:33,250 - Skip it. 990 00:50:33,542 --> 00:50:34,559 - No, I don't want to skip it. 991 00:50:34,583 --> 00:50:39,000 I want you to know that I didn't mean it the way it sounded. 992 00:50:39,292 --> 00:50:41,417 - What was it that you meant, Michael? 993 00:50:41,708 --> 00:50:44,167 - Well, nothing, really. - It's just conditioning. 994 00:50:44,458 --> 00:50:45,000 - Bullshit. 995 00:50:45,292 --> 00:50:45,875 Am I really supposed to believe 996 00:50:46,167 --> 00:50:47,393 that you don't know what you're saying? 997 00:50:47,417 --> 00:50:48,559 - No, I know what I'm saying. 998 00:50:48,583 --> 00:50:52,250 It's just it sometimes what I say isn't really what I feel. 999 00:50:52,542 --> 00:50:54,142 - [SCOTTI] What the fuck does that mean? 1000 00:50:54,417 --> 00:50:56,577 - Oh, come on, Scotti, you know what I'm talking about. 1001 00:50:56,667 --> 00:50:58,226 - How the hell do I know what you're talking about 1002 00:50:58,250 --> 00:50:59,351 when you don't know what you're talking about? 1003 00:50:59,375 --> 00:51:00,726 - Look, man, I came here to apologize. 1004 00:51:00,750 --> 00:51:02,309 If you can't take that, the hell with it. 1005 00:51:02,333 --> 00:51:03,917 - Okay, okay! 1006 00:51:04,208 --> 00:51:05,226 - Look, I just wanted to tell you 1007 00:51:05,250 --> 00:51:08,667 that I realized what I said was stupid. 1008 00:51:08,958 --> 00:51:10,417 - We all say stupid things. 1009 00:51:10,708 --> 00:51:12,148 - Yeah, but you gotta realized, man, 1010 00:51:12,292 --> 00:51:13,833 where I'm coming from, see. 1011 00:51:14,125 --> 00:51:15,725 Where I come from, what you do with fags 1012 00:51:15,833 --> 00:51:17,708 IS punch 'em in the mouth, see? 1013 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,667 - Oh, does that make it right, Michael? 1014 00:51:20,958 --> 00:51:21,958 - No, but 1015 00:51:22,958 --> 00:51:25,239 on an Air Force base, that's just the way it is, you know? 1016 00:51:25,292 --> 00:51:27,125 Everybody's super butch. 1017 00:51:27,417 --> 00:51:28,792 - Is that where you're from? 1018 00:51:29,083 --> 00:51:31,403 - Yeah, yeah, and you know, everybody just talks like that, 1019 00:51:31,542 --> 00:51:33,833 so I guess I've always been like that. 1020 00:51:34,125 --> 00:51:35,125 - Always? 1021 00:51:36,250 --> 00:51:38,250 - Well, maybe not always. 1022 00:51:39,375 --> 00:51:41,667 I remember when I was 12 I... 1023 00:51:41,958 --> 00:51:44,417 I knew a guy who was a fighter pilot. 1024 00:51:44,708 --> 00:51:47,125 His name was Greg, and he was a lot more sensitive 1025 00:51:47,417 --> 00:51:49,042 than the rest of them, you know. 1026 00:51:49,333 --> 00:51:51,875 He kind of befriended me. 1027 00:51:52,167 --> 00:51:55,625 Took me up in a trainer a lot of times, 1028 00:51:55,917 --> 00:51:58,583 even let me have the stick. (CHUCKLES) 1029 00:51:58,875 --> 00:52:01,917 Ah, wow, for a kid, 12 years old, 1030 00:52:02,208 --> 00:52:03,268 always wanted to be a pilot. 1031 00:52:03,292 --> 00:52:05,083 I mean, and that was it. 1032 00:52:07,708 --> 00:52:09,125 Anyway, to make a long story short, 1033 00:52:09,417 --> 00:52:12,917 we would play football and went fishing. 1034 00:52:13,208 --> 00:52:14,448 He even taught me how to shoot. 1035 00:52:14,667 --> 00:52:16,958 One time we went trout fishing 1036 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,667 and hit a flash storm came on us. 1037 00:52:22,500 --> 00:52:24,333 We got really drenched. 1038 00:52:25,625 --> 00:52:29,375 There was a cabin there, but nobody put any firewood inside, 1039 00:52:29,667 --> 00:52:32,792 so we couldn't get a fire going and couldn't get dry. 1040 00:52:33,083 --> 00:52:34,917 We took off all our clothes though. 1041 00:52:35,208 --> 00:52:36,518 And there were a couple of blankets 1042 00:52:36,542 --> 00:52:40,917 and we wrapped up in the blankets and tried to get warm. 1043 00:52:41,208 --> 00:52:42,528 We had a couple of cans of Sterno 1044 00:52:42,667 --> 00:52:45,000 so we could make some soup. 1045 00:52:45,292 --> 00:52:47,667 And we did, and it was terrific. 1046 00:52:47,958 --> 00:52:51,000 But I still couldn't get warm, so we 1047 00:52:51,958 --> 00:52:56,125 he started rubbing my hands and my arm and my back. 1048 00:52:57,333 --> 00:52:59,000 It wasn't a sensual... 1049 00:52:59,292 --> 00:53:01,667 Then he put his arms around me. 1050 00:53:03,417 --> 00:53:05,333 And that embarrassed me. 1051 00:53:08,125 --> 00:53:12,042 Because, I mean, I don't think my father ever 1052 00:53:14,458 --> 00:53:15,625 ever hugged me. 1053 00:53:17,417 --> 00:53:18,417 And... 1054 00:53:20,042 --> 00:53:21,125 I got into it. 1055 00:53:21,417 --> 00:53:22,542 I really felt 1056 00:53:24,458 --> 00:53:25,458 terrific. 1057 00:53:26,667 --> 00:53:29,750 And I guess I went to sleep like that. 1058 00:53:31,917 --> 00:53:33,417 (SIGHS) 1059 00:53:33,708 --> 00:53:34,417 The next thing I knew, man, 1060 00:53:34,708 --> 00:53:38,292 I was flying across the room, and lights were 1061 00:53:38,583 --> 00:53:39,708 flashlights were in my eyes, 1062 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:43,875 and it was my father and a couple of non-come with him, 1063 00:53:44,167 --> 00:53:47,125 and they grabbed Greg and they push 1064 00:53:48,750 --> 00:53:52,667 pushing him around and yelling obscene things. 1065 00:53:52,958 --> 00:53:54,333 You know, I mean 1066 00:53:54,625 --> 00:53:55,208 he flipped out. 1067 00:53:55,500 --> 00:53:56,500 Anyway 1068 00:53:57,917 --> 00:54:01,167 lesson of the story is that I learned 1069 00:54:02,417 --> 00:54:03,417 not to... 1070 00:54:05,333 --> 00:54:09,000 I learned not to put hands on other men, see? 1071 00:54:10,417 --> 00:54:11,917 - Did you love him? 1072 00:54:14,833 --> 00:54:16,583 - Yeah, I guess I did. 1073 00:54:20,125 --> 00:54:21,976 - You know, Michael, if it weren't for your old man, 1074 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:23,750 you'd be normal. 1075 00:54:24,042 --> 00:54:25,292 (MICHAEL CHUCKLES) 1076 00:54:25,583 --> 00:54:27,708 (SCOTTI LAUGHS) 1077 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,083 Hey, I really better be going. 1078 00:54:30,375 --> 00:54:32,083 Will you walk me downstairs? 1079 00:54:32,375 --> 00:54:33,000 - Sure. 1080 00:54:33,292 --> 00:54:34,292 - Terrific. 1081 00:54:36,917 --> 00:54:39,333 (CROWD CHATTERING) 1082 00:54:39,625 --> 00:54:42,500 (PLAYING INSTRUMENT) 1083 00:55:00,750 --> 00:55:04,167 (SOFT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC) 1084 00:55:35,708 --> 00:55:37,208 - Live around here? 1085 00:55:39,875 --> 00:55:41,833 - Where've you been? 1086 00:55:42,125 --> 00:55:44,833 - I went over to Scotti's. 1087 00:55:45,125 --> 00:55:46,125 - Oh? 1088 00:55:47,333 --> 00:55:49,583 - Hey, are we still friends? 1089 00:55:51,958 --> 00:55:53,292 - Don't be silly. 1090 00:55:57,750 --> 00:55:58,958 You wanna go in? 1091 00:56:01,917 --> 00:56:02,917 - Yeah. 1092 00:56:11,625 --> 00:56:12,292 I'm gonna throw up. 1093 00:56:12,583 --> 00:56:13,125 (LAUGHING) 1094 00:56:13,417 --> 00:56:14,643 - Come on, my dress can't be that bad. 1095 00:56:14,667 --> 00:56:15,250 No, it's beautiful. 1096 00:56:15,542 --> 00:56:17,022 - Aw, thank you. Can you put this on? 1097 00:56:17,292 --> 00:56:18,292 - Oh, sure. 1098 00:56:18,542 --> 00:56:19,083 - Michael. 1099 00:56:19,375 --> 00:56:20,583 (CHUCKLING) 1100 00:56:20,875 --> 00:56:22,708 - Well, you look so sexy. 1101 00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:24,792 Hey, I got a great idea. 1102 00:56:25,083 --> 00:56:26,268 Why don't we forget about going tonight 1103 00:56:26,292 --> 00:56:27,518 and just stay home and make love? 1104 00:56:27,542 --> 00:56:28,875 - Okay. 1105 00:56:29,167 --> 00:56:30,167 - Okay? 1106 00:56:30,208 --> 00:56:30,792 - You talked me into it. 1107 00:56:31,083 --> 00:56:31,625 - I did? 1108 00:56:31,917 --> 00:56:32,917 - You did. 1109 00:56:36,042 --> 00:56:38,167 - You're gonna hate me for this. 1110 00:56:38,458 --> 00:56:42,708 But I think I'd really prefer if you stayed home tonight. 1111 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:46,167 - Oh, come on, Michael. Can you help me put this on? 1112 00:56:46,458 --> 00:56:47,458 - No, I'm serious. 1113 00:56:47,625 --> 00:56:50,958 I think I'd be more comfortable if you weren't there. 1114 00:56:51,250 --> 00:56:52,250 You know what I mean? 1115 00:56:52,375 --> 00:56:53,708 - No, I don't. 1116 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:54,708 - Would you mind terribly? 1117 00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:56,000 - Yes, I would mind. 1118 00:56:56,083 --> 00:56:57,083 - Really? Why? 1119 00:56:57,167 --> 00:56:58,976 - Michael, I've been looking forward to it all week. 1120 00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:00,559 I bought a new dress. I put on my makeup. 1121 00:57:00,583 --> 00:57:01,583 - Tracy, this is... 1122 00:57:01,625 --> 00:57:03,143 I've never done a gig like this before. 1123 00:57:03,167 --> 00:57:05,167 My stomach's doing flips. 1124 00:57:05,458 --> 00:57:06,458 I'd be more comfortable 1125 00:57:06,750 --> 00:57:08,018 if you weren't there to hear my goofs. 1126 00:57:08,042 --> 00:57:09,282 You can understand that, right? 1127 00:57:09,417 --> 00:57:10,559 - Michael you're gonna be great. 1128 00:57:10,583 --> 00:57:11,903 You're just getting stage fright. 1129 00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:12,583 Hey, come on. 1130 00:57:12,875 --> 00:57:14,518 You're getting yourself all worked up over nothing. 1131 00:57:14,542 --> 00:57:16,333 - Nothing? Don't tell me what's in my head. 1132 00:57:16,625 --> 00:57:17,945 You don't know what's in my head. 1133 00:57:18,083 --> 00:57:18,792 - Hey, come on. I'm all dressed up. 1134 00:57:19,083 --> 00:57:20,603 I'm ready to go. I'm not staying home. 1135 00:57:20,875 --> 00:57:22,675 - Don't stay home. Who asked you to stay home? 1136 00:57:22,875 --> 00:57:24,167 - So now you don't give a damn? 1137 00:57:24,458 --> 00:57:26,458 - Oh, Tracy, come on. 1138 00:57:26,750 --> 00:57:28,375 - Don't come on to me. 1139 00:57:30,750 --> 00:57:31,458 I honestly can't believe 1140 00:57:31,750 --> 00:57:35,375 that you don't want me to be there tonight. 1141 00:57:35,667 --> 00:57:37,875 - Tracy, please, not tonight. 1142 00:57:42,208 --> 00:57:46,125 - Michael, if you need me, I'll be in my studio. 1143 00:57:47,375 --> 00:57:52,292 (UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC) (CROWD CHATTERING) 1144 00:58:16,292 --> 00:58:18,625 (APPLAUDING) 1145 00:59:05,375 --> 00:59:08,000 - Welcome to the Continental Baths and Health Club. 1146 00:59:08,292 --> 00:59:10,375 I'm really glad you came out tonight 1147 00:59:10,667 --> 00:59:11,958 to have a good time with us. 1148 00:59:12,250 --> 00:59:14,750 Our middle name is steam, 1149 00:59:15,042 --> 00:59:17,750 and we have a really steamy evening here for you tonight. 1150 00:59:18,042 --> 00:59:19,458 We have lots of surprises. 1151 00:59:19,750 --> 00:59:20,292 - [GUEST] Yeah? 1152 00:59:20,583 --> 00:59:21,703 - Yeah, that's right, sugar, 1153 00:59:21,792 --> 00:59:23,875 and the evening will go on and on. 1154 00:59:24,167 --> 00:59:26,083 Ladies and gentlemen, can I be heard? 1155 00:59:26,375 --> 00:59:28,292 Can the streakers by the pool hear me? 1156 00:59:28,583 --> 00:59:30,042 (CHEERING AND APPLAUDING) 1157 00:59:30,333 --> 00:59:30,875 Okay. 1158 00:59:31,167 --> 00:59:34,042 (LIVELY PIANO MUSIC) 1159 01:02:04,917 --> 01:02:08,333 (CHEERING AND APPLAUDING) 1160 01:02:16,167 --> 01:02:18,417 The incredible Janie Oliver. 1161 01:02:22,333 --> 01:02:25,292 ♪ I wanna be ♪ 1162 01:02:25,583 --> 01:02:30,375 ♪ A pretty girl ♪ 1163 01:02:30,833 --> 01:02:33,000 ♪ And have ♪ 1164 01:02:33,292 --> 01:02:38,083 ♪ An easy kind of love ♪ 1165 01:02:38,375 --> 01:02:42,208 ♪ Wouldn't have to say much ♪ 1166 01:02:42,500 --> 01:02:44,750 ♪ Wouldn't bend to your touch ♪ 1167 01:02:45,042 --> 01:02:49,833 ♪ Love would be so free and easy ♪ 1168 01:02:51,125 --> 01:02:56,042 ♪ Like a pretty girl ♪ 1169 01:02:57,708 --> 01:03:00,708 ♪ I want to ♪ 1170 01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:05,542 ♪ Go home ♪ 1171 01:03:05,833 --> 01:03:10,625 ♪ Where there's a peaceful world ♪ 1172 01:03:13,083 --> 01:03:16,708 ♪ Wouldn't have to try hard ♪ 1173 01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:19,792 ♪ Or give all they had God ♪ 1174 01:03:20,083 --> 01:03:22,125 ♪ Amen ♪ 1175 01:03:22,417 --> 01:03:25,375 ♪ Make it easy for me ♪ 1176 01:03:25,667 --> 01:03:30,458 ♪ Like the light there's not ♪ 1177 01:03:32,125 --> 01:03:36,542 ♪ Pretty girl ♪ 1178 01:03:36,833 --> 01:03:40,292 ♪ And have ♪ 1179 01:03:40,583 --> 01:03:45,375 ♪ An easy ♪ 1180 01:03:46,625 --> 01:03:48,458 ♪ Love ♪ 1181 01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:54,417 (CHEERING AND APPLAUDING) 1182 01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:05,667 - Ladies and gentlemen, 1183 01:04:05,958 --> 01:04:10,042 we have a lineup of stars for you in tonight's decadence 1184 01:04:10,333 --> 01:04:13,125 that would challenge the galaxy that we're in. 1185 01:04:13,417 --> 01:04:14,897 Ladies and gentlemen, from England... 1186 01:04:15,167 --> 01:04:16,327 (EXCITING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC) 1187 01:04:16,542 --> 01:04:17,750 Shirley Bassey! 1188 01:04:18,042 --> 01:04:20,542 ♪ Morning ♪ 1189 01:04:20,833 --> 01:04:25,625 ♪ And raise a little hell tonight ♪ 1190 01:04:29,333 --> 01:04:33,167 ♪ I've got the urge to carouse ♪ 1191 01:04:33,458 --> 01:04:37,083 ♪ And maybe raise a few brows ♪ 1192 01:04:37,375 --> 01:04:41,208 ♪ Cut lose and pull all the stops out ♪ 1193 01:04:41,500 --> 01:04:43,083 (CROWD APPLAUDING) 1194 01:04:43,375 --> 01:04:46,375 (LIVELY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC) 1195 01:04:46,667 --> 01:04:50,292 (SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 1196 01:05:27,125 --> 01:05:27,792 (UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC) 1197 01:05:28,083 --> 01:05:31,375 ♪ No ray can stop me babe ♪ 1198 01:05:59,667 --> 01:06:01,250 ♪ I know ♪ 1199 01:06:01,542 --> 01:06:05,917 ♪ I know you must follow the sun wherever it leads ♪ 1200 01:06:06,208 --> 01:06:10,958 ♪ But remember if you should fall short of your desires ♪ 1201 01:06:11,250 --> 01:06:15,375 ♪ Remember life holds for you one guarantee ♪ 1202 01:06:15,667 --> 01:06:20,458 ♪ You'll always have me ♪ 1203 01:06:21,583 --> 01:06:26,083 ♪ Ain't no mountain high enough ♪ 1204 01:06:26,375 --> 01:06:30,833 ♪ Nothing to keep me keep me from you ♪ 1205 01:06:31,125 --> 01:06:32,792 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 1206 01:06:33,083 --> 01:06:36,042 - [SCOTTI] Ladies and gentlemen, a very special treat. 1207 01:06:36,333 --> 01:06:39,333 The one that got away. Judy Garland. 1208 01:06:39,625 --> 01:06:42,417 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 1209 01:06:45,458 --> 01:06:46,750 ♪ You'll feel blue ♪ 1210 01:06:47,042 --> 01:06:48,750 ♪ You'll feel sad ♪ 1211 01:06:49,042 --> 01:06:51,708 ♪ You'll miss the bestest pal you ever had ♪ 1212 01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:55,458 ♪ There'll come a time now don't forget it ♪ 1213 01:06:55,750 --> 01:06:58,708 ♪ There'll come a time when you'll regret it ♪ 1214 01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:02,542 ♪ Oh baby think what you're doing ♪ 1215 01:07:02,833 --> 01:07:05,792 ♪ My love for you is gonna drive me to ruin ♪ 1216 01:07:06,083 --> 01:07:08,292 ♪ After you're gone ♪ 1217 01:07:08,583 --> 01:07:11,792 ♪ After you've gone away ♪ 1218 01:07:18,875 --> 01:07:23,792 ♪ After you've gone ♪ 1219 01:07:26,042 --> 01:07:29,917 ♪ And left me crying ♪ 1220 01:07:30,208 --> 01:07:35,042 ♪ After you've gone ♪ 1221 01:07:36,500 --> 01:07:39,500 ♪ There's no denying ♪ 1222 01:07:41,083 --> 01:07:45,458 - Ladies and gentlemen let's hear it for the entire cast! 1223 01:07:45,750 --> 01:07:48,250 (CROWD CHEERING) 1224 01:07:48,542 --> 01:07:51,583 (ENERGETIC DRUM MUSIC) 1225 01:08:48,625 --> 01:08:51,875 (ENERGETIC DANCE MUSIC) 1226 01:10:14,958 --> 01:10:17,042 - Wow, peace and quiet, man, nice. 1227 01:10:17,333 --> 01:10:21,167 - It's a good place to get away from it all. 1228 01:10:21,458 --> 01:10:24,250 - Yeah, this isn't lover's lane. 1229 01:10:24,542 --> 01:10:25,542 - Sort of. 1230 01:10:27,667 --> 01:10:29,833 I didn't see Tracy tonight. 1231 01:10:31,167 --> 01:10:33,083 - I asked her not to come. 1232 01:10:33,375 --> 01:10:34,458 - You're kidding. 1233 01:10:34,750 --> 01:10:36,625 You didn't think she'd be uptight here, do you? 1234 01:10:36,917 --> 01:10:38,042 - No, not Tracy. 1235 01:10:39,250 --> 01:10:40,250 - Problems? 1236 01:10:41,667 --> 01:10:42,667 - No. 1237 01:10:44,917 --> 01:10:45,917 I don't know. 1238 01:10:47,042 --> 01:10:49,542 Opening night jitters, I guess. 1239 01:10:58,333 --> 01:11:01,250 (SOFT STRING MUSIC) 1240 01:11:09,875 --> 01:11:11,542 - [SCOTTI] Nice, huh? 1241 01:11:13,375 --> 01:11:14,375 - Beautiful. 1242 01:11:16,792 --> 01:11:19,792 We take ourselves much too seriously. 1243 01:11:22,667 --> 01:11:25,667 - That's why it's all so complicated. 1244 01:11:32,667 --> 01:11:36,667 Why don't you tell me what's really on your mind? 1245 01:11:43,958 --> 01:11:45,458 - I don't know how. 1246 01:11:48,167 --> 01:11:49,500 - I think you do. 1247 01:11:58,792 --> 01:12:02,375 (BRIGHT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC) 1248 01:15:53,458 --> 01:15:55,708 You're not worried, are you? 1249 01:15:59,167 --> 01:16:00,250 - No, I'm not. 1250 01:16:17,583 --> 01:16:19,458 - Sure I can't talk you into staying? 1251 01:16:19,750 --> 01:16:21,333 - No, thanks. 1252 01:16:21,625 --> 01:16:23,458 Tracy'll be expecting me. 1253 01:16:23,750 --> 01:16:26,083 - Why don't you give her a call? 1254 01:16:26,375 --> 01:16:28,333 - Well, the studio's right on the way home, 1255 01:16:28,625 --> 01:16:30,833 so I thought I'd stop by. 1256 01:16:31,125 --> 01:16:33,000 - You really want to see her. 1257 01:16:33,292 --> 01:16:34,292 - Yeah, I do. 1258 01:16:34,458 --> 01:16:36,542 - That's cool. I can dig that. 1259 01:16:36,833 --> 01:16:37,375 Let me throw on a shirt. 1260 01:16:37,667 --> 01:16:39,027 I'll walk you downstairs, Michael. 1261 01:16:39,125 --> 01:16:40,518 - No, no, Scotti. That's okay, really. 1262 01:16:40,542 --> 01:16:41,708 - You sure? 1263 01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:43,250 - Yeah. I'm sure. 1264 01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:51,292 - Okay. 1265 01:16:51,583 --> 01:16:52,708 I'll see you tomorrow. 1266 01:16:53,000 --> 01:16:54,000 - Okay. 1267 01:16:55,375 --> 01:16:56,417 Goodbye. 1268 01:16:56,708 --> 01:16:57,708 - Bye now. 1269 01:16:59,458 --> 01:17:02,875 (SOFT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC) 1270 01:17:32,208 --> 01:17:33,208 - I'm glad you're here. 1271 01:17:33,500 --> 01:17:34,500 - Hi. 1272 01:17:44,042 --> 01:17:44,708 - Is it new stuff? 1273 01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:46,000 - Old stuff. 1274 01:17:49,750 --> 01:17:51,083 How was the show? 1275 01:17:52,333 --> 01:17:53,917 - It went very well. 1276 01:17:56,625 --> 01:17:58,000 - You gonna play there next week? 1277 01:17:58,292 --> 01:17:59,292 - Mm-hm. 1278 01:18:02,625 --> 01:18:04,375 - It was a late night. 1279 01:18:05,583 --> 01:18:09,625 - Yeah, well, Scotti and I got together afterwards. 1280 01:18:09,917 --> 01:18:10,917 - Oh? 1281 01:18:15,542 --> 01:18:16,708 Where'd you go? 1282 01:18:18,708 --> 01:18:19,708 - His place. 1283 01:18:27,125 --> 01:18:28,500 - Anything happen? 1284 01:18:31,083 --> 01:18:32,083 - Yes. 1285 01:18:40,500 --> 01:18:41,500 - How... 1286 01:18:42,417 --> 01:18:44,333 How does that affect us? 1287 01:18:49,958 --> 01:18:51,125 - I don't know. 1288 01:18:53,542 --> 01:18:54,958 I hope it doesn't. 1289 01:19:00,583 --> 01:19:01,833 - Let's go home. 1290 01:19:35,167 --> 01:19:38,667 (LIGHT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC) 86094