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Naughty America.
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Nobody. Nobody. Nobody.
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Does it better.
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Nope.
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Nope. Nope.
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Well, he looks kind of cute.
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Professional gamer, I don't even know
what that, nope.
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I'm gonna hate these dating apps.
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Oh my god.
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Whole weekend, two matches.
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Nope.
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I think there'd be more options in like
a 20 mile radius, wouldn't you?
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Like, certainly not a good one.
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Nope.
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Nope.
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avoid another date like last night can't
go on another good date just to find
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out the guy is like waiting to have sex
until he reaches spiritual enlightenment
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whatever the fuck that is
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definitely not
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who wears their hair like that
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After 1987, nope.
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Well, I guess it's just gonna be another
day of me
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doing it myself.
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This is hopeless.
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I live in the worst 20 -mile radius on
Earth, apparently.
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I mean, I can't do the next best thing,
though.
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Not quite as good as a real date.
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I just wish it was a real cock.
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I need to get really fucked so bad.
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Oh yeah.
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thinking about a hard cock and we have a
real one. Oh, fuck.
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh.
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right there oh
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shit
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just
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a minute
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while we're out of town. Oh, it's not a
problem, Miss River.
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I'm glad I can help.
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I mean, it's a little weird that I
called you over just because I know that
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and Mikey have been friends for years,
but I just wanted to make sure you knew
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where all of the light switches are and
where the garbage bins are and also how
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to, you know, use this remote because
there's like 20 menus on this thing.
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I'm over every Sunday watching football.
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I'm sure I could work the TV a little
bit better than Mikey.
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Oh, well, yeah.
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Now I do feel silly. I hope I didn't
waste your time having you come over.
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Oh, no, that's not a problem. I'm more
than happy to hear and see what you have
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to show me.
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Okay, well, there are a few things that
I do want to show you in the kitchen.
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So just follow me.
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Come on in.
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And here's the garbage.
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So it can be a little tricky to open up.
Just lift up on it a little bit if
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you're having trouble.
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And then go ahead and just compact it
normally whenever it's ready, but just
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that as needed.
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So when it fills up, then you can go
ahead and use the dishwasher.
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I really don't want you to put any cans
or bottles in there. All of the
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recycling is sorted under the sink.
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And the garbage disposal is on this side
of the sink.
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So for the dishwasher,
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The settings are actually on top here.
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I always just use the normal setting.
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It's the easiest.
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You don't have to do anything fancy.
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Just make sure that all of the dishes
are rinsed. All the food is gone first
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because otherwise it can clog things up
in there.
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You can go ahead and help yourself to
anything that's in the fridge. It's
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stocked. I know there's a few beers in
there.
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I won't get upset if they go missing or
something, okay? Okay. All right.
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I'm assuming that you're going to want
to sleep in the master bedroom because
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it's the most comfortable. So I'm just
going to show you a couple of things in
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there. So follow me. Okay.
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Just come on in.
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I don't mind staying in Mikey's room.
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Oh, nonsense. It's so much more
comfortable in here.
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Just the bathroom is huge.
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So the shower is on one side and the
toilet is on the other. It's separate.
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And you can just go ahead and use any of
the bathroom accessories you want in
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there. There's plenty enough to use.
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If you get cold at night, there's an
extra comforter in here, but the rest of
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the closet's messy.
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Oh, my God!
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Um... I'm so embarrassed.
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I... I didn't see anything.
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It sure seems like you saw something.
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A little bit.
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What did you see?
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I don't know.
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A dildo?
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I'm so embarrassed, but, well, the truth
is,
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I was using it right when you got here.
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I forgot you were coming, and, um, you
just kind of startled me.
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In fact, it felt a little wet from being
in my pussy.
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And now that I think about it, it was
really rude of you to barge in on
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me while I was just about to finish.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I've seen the way you watch me.
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And I really like being watched.
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So maybe...
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You can make it up to me by watching me
finish.
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Yeah, I could do that.
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Can you help me out with my skirt?
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Okay.
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Why don't you come sit over here?
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Okay.
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Get nice and comfy.
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See how wet my poster has been for this
whole house tour.
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Do you like washing me, please,
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myself?
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Just don't tell Mikey about this.
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Oh my god.
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It really turns me
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on having you watch me like that.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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Is your cough really nice and hard while
watching me fuck myself?
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Yeah.
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Yes.
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I'm almost there, but you know what?
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I didn't know it would feel so much
better.
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What?
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A real cop.
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Could you help me out just a little
more, since you've been so generous?
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I can help you.
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Come over here.
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Oh, wow.
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Juan, I had no idea.
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If I'd only known this whole time you
had such a nice car.
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Oh my god, that feels so good.
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This one's for you.
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That feels so...
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I love the way your cock feels in my
mouth. Yeah, I love the way your mouth
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feels in my cock.
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Oh, my God,
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it feels so amazing.
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Oh, fuck, yeah.
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It's so bad.
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It's so bad.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm so glad I invited you over for this
little tour.
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Watch me get more comfortable.
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Now I'll get more comfortable.
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It feels so good.
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Yeah.
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Oh, yes.
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Have you fantasized about Mikey's mom
sucking your cock before?
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Oh, yes. For years.
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Oh, God, yes.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck, yes.
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Oh,
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my gosh.
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Oh,
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my gosh.
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Yeah.
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Most of the girls your age don't have
big titties. You can fuck like this, do
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they? Oh, no, they don't.
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Oh, yes.
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You like feeling my tits squeezed around
your hard cock?
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Oh, I love it so much.
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Oh, yes, just like that.
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Oh my
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god
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you're so amazing.
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You college -age guys always have the
best cards
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That's so amazing.
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You want to stand up?
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Yeah, I like hugging other y 'all.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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I don't know, this feels so fucking
soft. Yeah, it makes him totally get
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Fuck yes.
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Yes.
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I think it's time for you to get like
the full tour.
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Your cock fits perfect in my pussy.
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Fuck.
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The real thing's so much better.
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A lot better.
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Oh yeah.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, my God, you get so deep.
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Oh,
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fuck, yes, yes.
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Oh my god, right there, right there,
right there.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh my god, your pussy is so wet.
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Oh,
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your fuck is so good.
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Is it?
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Yes. Oh,
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fuck, yes, yes.
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Uh -huh Oh my god
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Fills me up so good. Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my
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god.
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Oh my god.
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Oh fuck yes. It was nice and slow. It
was so amazing.
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Oh nice and slow like that.
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Making sure it gets all the way in.
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Oh, fuck.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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pussy on your car
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Yeah, oh Your car touches the
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back of my pussy
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Right there, right there, right there,
right there, right there, right there,
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right there, right there, right there,
right there, right there, right there,
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right there, right there, right there,
right there, right there, right there,
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right there, right there, right there,
right there, right there, right there,
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right there, right there, right there,
right there, right there, right there,
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right there, right there, right there,
right there, right there, right there,
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right there, right there, right there,
right there, right there, right there,
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right there, right there, right there,
right there, right there, right there,
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right there, right there, right there,
right there, right there, right there,
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right there, right there, right there,
right there, right there, right there,
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right there, right there, right there,
right there, right there, right there,
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right there, right there, right there,
right there, right there, right there,
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right there, right
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there,
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right
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there
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You're gonna make me cum.
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Mm -hmm.
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Yeah, I want you to be able to see my
fat ass bounce up and down on your cock.
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Oh,
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yeah.
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Fuck, I love those eats in there, too.
Yeah?
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Mm -hmm.
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Fuck
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You make me like that.
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We've been such a fucking good best
friend.
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Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop.
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That fucking pussy feels so good.
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Oh my god.
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Right there, right there.
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So good. Will you fuck me? Yeah.
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Because you feel good.
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Oh, fuck yes.
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Oh, fuck yes, yes, yes.
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Oh my God. Just like that.
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That's as good as it feels.
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what you're doing.
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Oh my God.
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Exactly what I needed to say.
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Oh my god, you make my pussy feel so
fucking good.
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Yeah? Yeah, you fill it up just right.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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Oh my god.
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Yeah, keep fucking it, keep fucking it
until you fill me with cum. Oh, really?
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Yes, please.
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Oh, it's been so long since I've been
cumming my pussy.
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I crave it.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, fuck yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, fuck yes!
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Oh, fuck, I'm gonna -
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We can't have a mess, can we?
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Well,
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thanks
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again for coming on the house -sitting
tour.
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Thank you for letting me house -sit for
you.
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Nobody, nobody does it better.
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