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Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody. Nobody. Does it better.

Hey bro.

Are you on your way to my house yet?

My mom already left.

We have open crib.

Just come through. I'm gonna text the girls right now and make sure

they're also coming.

Oh shit, I almost forgot to mention.

Hey, before you get here, don't forget to bring a couple of bottles so we

can pregame with the chick before we go to the beach.

Let me talk to the girls, make sure they're almost here.

Alright, game on.

The girls are coming any moment now.

I don't need this bike park anymore.

Oh shit, right on time. Come in!

Jackie, come in! It's open, my man!

What up, my ninja?

Do I look like your ninja to you? Oh, um... No, um, well, hi, Miss Dave. Very

nice to see you.

I was getting ready to go to college.

Were you?

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you look like you're ready to go to college.

I just got a tuck in my shirt.

What are you, vaping or something?

It's disgusting.

It smells horrible in here.

Totally bad for your health. Where's my son?

Um, your son?

She's going to meet me there in class.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

I think he's going to meet you here with Jessica and Brandy.

Don't you remember that?

Is there a bottle of alcohol coming here?

Whoa, why would there be a... And then you're going to pregame with some hot

chicks. Wait, what?

And then go to the beach. Don't fuck with me, Johnny. I've known you forever.

Where's my son?

Um, I'm testing.

He's going to meet me in algebra, in college algebra, and just, you know. Cut

the shit. We just went over this. I saw the messages. He left his, uh, stupid

laptop open, and it's linked to his phone, and I saw everything.

So just give it up. Where is he?

Son, come out. Son, let's go.

Oh, my God. Jesse Wood got us caught.

Listen, Miss Ames, Jesse's not here.

It was all my idea. I'll take the blame. I kind of orchestrated the whole act.

He was actually not even really with it and whatever.

I'll just call off the girls coming over.

I'll just grab my keys and I'll just head to class. Just shut up. You're

way too much. Okay? I already know that you're the bad influence and that my son

is a good son and you ruin everything.

You vape, drink alcohol.

Make out with these slutty college girls.

Do you know that my son's not on a scholarship? You know he doesn't get a

ride like you, right? Me and his father have to pay for tuition.

Bullshit.

And what's this? You're carrying a gun now?

Whoa, Miss James!

What? No.

Do you have a hard -on?

No. Uh -huh.

You can turn on when I'm yelling at you.

Of course.

Don't kink shame me or something.

No. I'm not kink shaming you. I think it's adorable that you're so turned on.

I think you're scared.

Your sink looks like it's dirty to go.

Let me see that thing.

Wait, what?

No. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You want to play hooky today?

Let's go. Let's play hooky. What do you mean?

Well, you wanted to skip school, right? You wanted to have a fun day?

Look at this.

This is fun.

Forget Jesse, whatever her name is.

Come on.

Let me see this thing.

Wait, wait, hold on. What about Mr. Dane? Mr.

Dane? Shut the fuck up. He has nothing to do with this. He's not even in town.

You don't worry about that. Just worry about taking his dick out before I

fucking call your mom and tell her what a bad boy you've been.

Okay, okay.

Don't look.

Whoa there, buddy.

You weren't packing a gun, but you sure are packing some heat.

Wow.

Wait, wait, wait.

No.

Does that feel better than a little school girl high?

I don't know.

You're looking me up on it. You're telling me to rock.

Are you happy you skipped school today?

Oh my

goodness,

it's so fucking big.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

education today is there. Fuck yeah. Oh yeah. Stick your fucking tongue deep

down in there.

Oh. Oh.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh. Oh.

Fuck yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh fuck yeah. Drink that dick and fucking thug pussy at the same time. Oh

Let me see that shit.

Are you happy to see my pussy? Yeah? You like it?

Oh yeah. You like older women?

Oh.

Bye!

This one's not going to walk in here. Oh, no, he's not.

I called it off.

would be this big and it would be so good. Oh, God.

Oh.

Oh.

Are you going to make me calm?

Yeah, are you going to make Miss James calm?

Uh -huh.

Oh, yeah.

That's a good voice.

Oh, yeah.

Keep down her dead body.

Don't stop.

I love taking this dick right now.

Get in me.

Make sure you slap that ass while you fuck me, okay?

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh.

Just like that. Just like that. Just like that. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Yeah.

Oh. Oh. Yeah. Oh. Let that booty fucking out. Just like that. Yeah. Oh.

You don't want to see that fat ass shit.

Put it in there.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, you

fuck so

good.

Now you little hockey boy, you can go to school.

Fuck. I love fucking my mom.

You're my best friend's love.

Oh,

slide that shit all the way in.

I'm a fucking whore.

Look at you.

Look at you.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh my God.

Oh, fuck me.

How naughty was it fucking me on my mom's table?

Oh my god.

That was really naughty.

You wanna do it again?

Fuck yeah.

You wanna do it again? Oh yeah.

Are you gonna get deep in that pussy?

You're so very naughty.

Oh, yeah.

Give me a magic.

Give me a magic.

Oh my god, I want to taste it. I want to feel it.

And call my kid and get his ass home.

Alright, I will.

Fucker.