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- [♪ theme music playing] - ♪ Kiff! ♪

♪ Kiff! Kiff! ♪

♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪

♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪

♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪

♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

- ♪ Kiff! ♪ - [♪ theme music concludes]

[both chuckle]

[narrator] Brought to you by Slippery Slopes Resort.

♪ Have you ever dreamed of skiing? ♪

I've always wanted to visit Slippery Slopes Resort.

Yes, it was very nice of Reggie's parents to invite us up.

- Yeah, very nice. - [horn honking]

Hi, Rachel. Hi, Robby. Hi, Reggie.

Race you to the chalet. [laughs]

She's joking. Please drive safely.

What do Rachel and Robby do again?

Uh, Rachel's a brain surgeon and Robby plays a brain surgeon on TV.

[whistles]

[exhales deeply] Oh, gosh. I hope they like us.

Mom, why are you talking cuckoo?

You're all in that thriller genre book club together.

We meet once a month, and lots of parents are there.

We never spend one-on-one time with Rachel and Robby.

Oh, you'll have a blast.

Easy for you to say.

You and Reggie have been friends for years.

Mm. It's true.

We are setting the bar quite high. [chuckles]

[internally] Oh, Mom and Dad.

I'll probably have to help them out socially.

Well, fear not, parents. Kiff's gonna do whatever it takes

to make this weekend go as smooth as peanut butter.

[♪ light, ominous music playing]

Welcome, Chatterleys.

Reggie! [gasps] This place rules!

I've never seen so much furniture made out of tree stumps.

Tip of the iceberg, my friend.

We've also got 24-hour programming on the resort channel.

Here at Slippery Slopes, we're committed to your comfort.

♪ Have you ever dreamed of skiing? ♪

- [both laugh] - All right, who's ready to hit the slopes?

Slippery Slopes Resort is now on winter storm watch.

Please stay inside.

- Does this mean we can't go skiing? - Yes.

Hey, this happens all the time, and the storms always pass us by.

We'll be skiing in no time. Meanwhile, Martin, Beryl,

join us in the hot tub?

We brought sparkling juice.

There's a hot tub? Martin, did you--

[sighs]

Looks like he found it.

- [all laugh] - [Rachel] So good.

Hey.

Finally, right?

Yeah, we finally got rid of them.

[chuckles] Um...

♪ Have you ever dreamed of skiing? ♪

Oh... uh, that happens. The remote's a little finicky.

[clears throat]

[clears throat] Sorry. [chuckles]

[internally] Hang on. I have never spent this much time

one-on-one with Reggie. There's always at least

one other friend there.

Will Kiff and Reggie get along?

I'll make us get along. Come on, Kiff.

What are you thinking about?

Tiny screwdrivers.

Hey, me too! [laughs]

[laughs]

- Tiny. - [TV powers on]

Cheers to fast friends with endless things to talk about.

- What a fabulous toast. - [slurps, gulps] Toast.

What an interesting phrase. Where does it come from?

- [Beryl] I love etymology. - [all chuckle]

Hey, let's think of something to play while we wait out the weather.

Good idea. I could play through the new game

I've been designing on my doodad and make notes.

Oh, and, um... and what would I do?

Quietly watch over my shoulder for possible bugs in the game.

Reggie, I'd rather sit in a compost heap

watching for possible bugs in an old apple.

I was thinking more like, uh, we write a dramatic play

and perform it after dinner.

Hmm. That's, uh...

Hmm.

Thinking you'd rather watch for possible bugs in an old apple?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- [TV powers on] - ♪ Have you ever dreamed of skiing? ♪

Maybe it just needs new batteries.

[grunts]

- [gasps] - [gasps]

[both] Blanket for--!

Traditional fort-making has weathered the century for a reason.

Tucks and corners, all you need.

Oh, you fort purists are all the same.

Step into the now.

Tucks pop out the moment someone stands up,

whereas these metal clamps, which I can control

- from my smart-- - [adults laughing]

No! You went to Camp Sitting Stump? You're joking.

Please, would I joke about this?

Whoop, whoop.

Whose hot dog is it?

[both] I left mine on the flagpole.

[both squeal]

[Beryl] Up, down, here we go. Round the germ and very low.

[all laugh]

Hey, friend, I'm just gonna, uh... go use the bathroom.

Oh, hurry back.

- [all laugh] - Stop.

- Oh, you. You. - My trowel! [laughs]

[laughs forcibly]

Kiff! Rachel was just telling us the funniest story

about how the linen thread count was proportional to the 401k divestment.

[laughs] Can you imagine?

Oh, fixed-rate cordless vacuum, oil change

descaled the shower head. [laughs]

So you coffee filtered jury duty?

Not on the interstate mortgage escrow.

Contact solution!

[all laugh]

[internally] I can't follow this adult gibberish.

But if these four snoozefests can have such a blast together,

Reggie and I must not be trying hard enough.

[scoffs] I've got to get back in there.

[overlapping chatter]

Listen up, Reg. You and I have been friends for years.

Good friends! So we should be getting along great!

I know, I know. So why aren't we?

Well, I'm pretty sure it's all because you're so stubborn.

Gasp! I know you are, but what am I?

♪ Have you ever dreamed of ski-- ♪

We interrupt to bring you an urgent winter storm update. I repeat...

The project [grunts] needs a project leader.

Agreed! So give in and obey me.

Never! [grunts, yells]

Due to heavy snowfall we are now under

avalanche threat. I repeat, avalanche threat.

Everyone stay indoors and avoid making

any loud noise that could trigger

- a landslide of sn-- - ♪ ...of skiing-- ♪

You're ruining this vacation!

[gasps, hesitates]

[slams door]

Uh. Uh. Wha-- Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh.

- [echoes] - [snow crackles]

Well, this is bad.

- [TV powers on] - ♪ Have you ever dreamed of skiing? ♪

Really bad. [sighs]

[sighs] Snowed in all weekend with a rude raccoon.

How'd I even end up friends with a guy like Reggie?

[♪ light, pensive music playing]

[♪ music concludes]

[sighs] Reggie and I have been through so much together.

Uh, we need to talk through our problems.

[sighs] But he locked his door. I can't get in.

Unless...

- [♪ triumphant music playing] - [groans, grunts]

[groans]

[♪ music concludes]

[sighs] Snowed in all weekend with an unstable squirrel.

[knock on window]

[knocking continues]

- Hey! - [grunts]

What the...

Well, you left me no choice but to tunnel out the front door and over here.

And you blindly found my bedroom window?

That's mildly impressive.

Uh, yeah. First try.

I definitely didn't crack three windows before I found this one.

I assume you're here to apologize?

What? I... [exhales]

Don't you think we both have things to apologize for?

Maybe.

No.

Maybe.

Kind of cool how you found a creative way to get past my locked door.

Hm. Thanks.

Kind of cool how you locked your door.

Thanks. My parents took the lock off my door at home,

so, you know, getting my kicks here while I can.

Right, right, right. Wait, Reggie!

Our parents! The avalanche!

[muffled scream]

- [Beryl] Help! Kiff! - Mom, Dad, Robby, Rachel,

can you hear us?

[Martin] We're okay, but the temp in this tub

has really taken a dive.

[Beryl] Martin, forget the hot tub. We're trapped! Help us, kids!

Kiff, dig another snow tunnel.

I-- I can't. My paws are raw from the last one.

But maybe we could melt the snow,

safely and responsibly, of course,

with these waterproof electric blankets that I found.

That's perfect, because I happen to have these waterproof extension cords,

which will help further avoid accidental injury

and/or property damage.

Blanket fort?

Blanket fort.

[both exclaim]

I'll tuck and stack with pillows to get to the top of the snowfall.

Your clamps are perfect for sealing in the heat along the edges.

Wiring together extension cords.

Okay, she's ready. Plug her in.

Reggie, maybe we're just too similar.

Two only children with big opinions and take-charge attitudes.

True. I suppose that means we have a lot in common.

[all] We're okay!

[both] Yay! We worked together!

Yay!

[♪ smooth jazz music playing]

♪ Have you ever dreamed of skiing? ♪

- [both] - [♪ music concludes]