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[ad announcer] Brought to you by Crandle's Candles.

Stop asking how long they burn, nobody knows!

[♪ upbeat rock music playing]

The science fair is comin' up and I am pumped!

The winners will receive a ribbon from Principal Secretary!

- I love Science Fairs. - Science Fair. Oh, my gosh.

- A real ribbon! - I can't wait.

Partners?

Heck yeah! If we think of a good idea,

we might even win second place.

What about first place?

[Kiff] Oh, that'll go to Reggie.

- Yeah! - Yeah!

When you've got a Reggie in your class,

second place is the real first place.

♪ When there's a big nerd in your class it's a given ♪

♪ At a science fair, they'll be taking first place ribbon ♪

♪ It happens every year it's a scientific fact ♪

♪ Everybody knows Reggie's got it in the bag ♪

♪ A science fair is not so fair ♪

♪ When you have to compare a particle accelerator ♪

♪ With a potato ♪

♪ We're all in a race for second place ♪

♪ Second place ♪

♪ Second place is the new first place ♪

- ♪ In this case ♪ - ♪ Second place ♪

♪ Second place is the new first place ♪

♪ It's a race, it's a race A race for second place ♪

♪ Second place is up for grabs ♪

♪ We know that first place is out our hands ♪

- ♪ And that's okay ♪ - ♪ It's totally fine ♪

♪ It's like being in class with ♪

♪ Owlbert Einstein! ♪

♪ Second is first and third is second ♪

♪ And fourth is third ♪

♪ 'Cause Reggie's a nerd ♪

I mean, Reggie, you get it, right?

Yeah, it's pretty much in the bag.

♪ Second is first and third is second ♪

♪ And fourth is third 'cause Reggie's a nerd ♪

♪ Second is first and third is second ♪

♪ And fourth is third ♪

♪ 'Cause Reggie's a nerd Second place! ♪

♪ Second place! ♪

♪ And fourth is third 'cause Reggie's a nerd ♪

♪ Second place! ♪

♪ Second place is the new first place ♪

♪ 'Cause Reggie's a nerd It's a race ♪

♪ It's a race ♪

♪ It's a race! ♪

♪ A race for second place ♪

You kids sure are realistic.

[♪ intriguing instrumental music playing]

Mmm. “How Long Does a Candle Burn?"

- Uh, is that... is that science? - I don't know. [munches]

- I can get a candle. - No, no, no, no.

We're just getting the bad ideas out of the way.

Okay, um, what about,

“Making Electricity Using Compost"?

Eh. Uh, kids always do compost projects.

That's third or fourth place thinking.

Yeah, I'm with you.

[♪ exciting music playing]

Oh! “A Helmet That Prevents Brain Freeze

- for When You Eat Ice Cream!" - [gasps] Barry, that is genius!

[laughs] Second place is in the bag, baby!

[Patty sighs]

- [♪ soft music playing] - Hey, Patty, you okay?

Oh, hey, Kiff. Yeah, I'm just anxious.

I have no idea what to do for the science fair.

Aw, cheer up, Patty, you have time to think

- of something. - [school bell ringing]

Remember, after lunch,

you'll announce your science fair project

out loud in front of all your peers! Be prepared!

[whimpers]

- [♪ soft music playing] - [both munching]

All my ideas are bad!

Hey, that's okay!

Kiff and I had so many bad ideas,

but then we came up with “A Helmet That Prevents

Brain Freeze for When You Eat Ice Cream!"

Sometimes you gotta go through all the bad ideas

to get a good one!

Okay, I'll try. Thanks, Gumdrops.

Electromagnets will be used to accelerate the movement

of subatomic particles causing collision so that

we may analyze the makeup and behavior of said particles.

The LHC will then accelerate the protons to 6.5 TeV

which is the highest energy in the world. Thank you.

[Miss Deer] Next up, Patty Hoot.

Um. Uh. [sighs] My project is...

My project is... “A Helmet That Prevents

Brain Freeze When You Eat Ice Cream."

[students] Whoa!

[Miss Deer] Very creative, Patty!

Kiff and Barry, your turn.

[♪ soft tense music playing]

Kiff, Barry, what is your project?

“How Long Does a Candle Burn?"

Yikeseeola.

[♪ defeatist music playing]

What the actual was that?

Uh. Patty stole our idea, right?

She acted like she didn't though.

But you definitely told her the idea. I heard you.

I know, I... [sighs] Is Patty a baddie?

No way! She's a goodie, right?

[♪ enchanting music playing]

Hey, Patty? Uh, what happened in class today?

Huh?

Well, you know, the... the brain freeze helmet?

Oh! What about it?

- Well-- - Oh, this is me!

See you tomorrow, bye!

[sighs] This is just so weird!

Yeah. [groans] I suppose we just have to let it go.

Eh, fine.

Let's go get started on that dumb candle thing, I guess.

- [♪ upbeat music playing] - [mobile camera shutter clicks]

I think Patty might be a baddie.

She's not... I don't think.

- Hey, did you two hear? - [gasps] Uh. What, Trev?

The news is here!

They came to interview Reggie about his particle collider.

Are they interviewing Patty about our idea?

- I'm going in. - [♪ playful music playing]

[news reporter] And how did you come up with this great idea?

I couldn't have done it without two special friends...

my brain and my heart.

[applause]

Ooh, this is gonna win second!

[gasps]

Two special friends? [laughs]

- What? [chuckles] - [cell phone vibrating]

[♪ tense instrumental music playing]

Bar! [pants] You... you texted me about

the brain freeze helmet thing the day before Patty told

the class about it! Oh! We have evidence

that it was our idea!

We gotta show this to Principal Secretary!

- PS! PS! PS! - [panting] PS! PS! PS!

Kiff, Barry, why do you both look so sweaty and indignant?

We have something really important to show you!

All right, what is it?

Whoa! What the?

My project is that I invented a way to delete text messages

off of phones... using compost.

Compost!

[groans] Back to your station, Kiff and Barry.

I've got to present Patty with the second place ribbon.

- No! - No!

All right. This has gone on long enough!

I didn't wanna have to do this but... Patty stole our idea!

-“How To Burn a Candle?" - No! Our other idea,

our good one!

Yeah! We thought of the brain freeze helmet!

And we made the mistake of telling Patty about it

'cause then she went and stole it!

- [gasping, murmuring] - [student 1] Oh, my gosh!

[overlapping chatter]

Is she a baddie? Is that what we're trying to figure out?

Is she a baddie or not? How bad is she?

I... I did? Oh, my gosh.

You're right. I remember now. I'm so sorry!

I thought I came up with the idea,

but I didn't. I feel so awful.

[Terri] Hold the phone.

You two were gonna make a helmet that prevents brain freeze?

You stole that idea from me.

[student 2] plot twist!

[student 3] Kiff And Barry are hypocrites, looks like it.

Terri, what are you doing here?

Uh. Delivering pizza for Renée's project.

I won second place with the brain freeze helmet

back when I was in your grade.

[♪ soft reflective music playing]

Oh, my gosh, Terri is right. Barry's flashback proved it.

I'm so sorry, Terri. I... I didn't mean

to steal your idea, I... I really thought

I came up with it all by myself.

Cryptomnesia.

- We're sorry, Patty. - You're not a baddie!

You did the exact same thing we did.

Aw, it's okay!

Well, hey, if it's okay with everyone,

the four of us could split the second place ribbon--

[applauding]

[♪ upbeat music playing]

- [licks] - So, how long does it burn?

Nobody knows! [laughs, licks]

- [laughs] It's so stupid. - [laughs, sighs]

[♪ closing theme music playing]

[♪ closing theme music concludes]