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Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody.

Nobody. Does it better.

Oh,

Tommy, what are you doing here? Oh, hey Miss Fisher, how are you? Hi.

Um, not much. Just washing my hands.

Was eating pizza with your stepdaughter.

Oh, okay.

Oh, what are you guys up to?

Not much. We were just going to go watch that new fake movie.

Have you seen the commercial?

Oh, yeah, I've heard it's really good.

Yeah.

Wow, well, you look really nice.

Were you on a date or something?

Oh, thank you, John. I know. I just got back from work from my new job. Jesus.

Cool. Congrats.

That's not going well at all. I hate my boss. The pay is sick.

I need to start looking for something else.

Wow, well, yeah, that's unfortunate.

I feel you, though. I might quit the grocery store soon, too.

But bills, you know, I'm so behind on bills.

Oh, my gosh, I know. Ever since I've been divorced, I've so much debt.

Well... I don't know what to do anymore.

Maybe you should take out a loan or something.

The problem with that, I love...

I'll be more in debt, you know?

Hmm, gee, you're right.

Um,

well, I hope this isn't inappropriate or anything, but my mom recently had the

same issue, like you, where, like, she couldn't pay the bills and stuff, and

without me knowing, she kind of created one of those profiles on... Yeah, my

concern is, I just don't know how Gigi would feel about it, like...

I don't want her to be mad at me.

Oh, no, I don't think she'd be mad. I mean,

you might think it's actually cool.

I mean, at first, I was brought back by it. You know, all my friends, what if

they found out and things like that. But, I mean, all that went out the

when she got me the new console.

You know, so, like, she must be doing really good.

But, anyways, she doesn't have to know.

Yeah? Yeah, I can, I can, you know what, I can set you up, Miss Fisher. I can,

um, I can take, like, a profile picture of you, and, um, maybe some photos of

your toes.

I know you have some really pretty feet, um, and we can get it started. Maybe,

you never know where it'll take you.

And if it doesn't work out, we can just delete it.

What do you say?

Okay, what the hell, let's do it.

Yeah. Yeah.

Cool. So, what do I need to do?

Um, just stay there and look pretty, like you always do.

Okay.

Alright.

And I promise, Gigi won't care. She's my best friend.

Alright, right there.

Oh yeah, show some cleavage or something.

A little more, you think?

Yeah, the fans will love that.

Fisher, you're gonna make a killing.

your feet.

Yeah? Yeah.

Take off your heels if you want.

Oh, hell yeah.

Just like that.

You get a picture of the foals. You know, they love that.

Yeah? Mm -hmm.

Oh, the fans are... You won't be surprised what they like.

All right. Wow.

You look great.

Check them out.

Oh, they do look good.

Hell yeah, we're going to be rich, Ms. Fisher.

Great job.

I'm going to set up your profile ASAP. Actually, let me start doing it now.

And, yeah, I can't wait to show you all the success.

Oh, God, I can't wait to quit my job.

Right.

Okay, well, I'm going to go relax.

But thank you.

Well, of course, Ms. Fisher. Anytime.

Come on, bring it in for a hug.

Wow, you look phenomenal

That looks great on you. Yes?

Yeah. Thank you.

So how was that movie you guys saw the other day?

It was out of this world. It was really good, yeah.

Just you watch it.

Cool. You know, actually, Miss Fisher, I've been meaning to catch you. I wanted

to talk to you about your profile.

Oh, there's something wrong?

No, on the contrary.

Everything's going great.

I was just checking the leaderboards and you're top 25 % on the site. Oh my god.

Yeah. I can't believe it. Do you want to know how much money we made in two

days? How much?

$800. Oh my god. I can't believe it. I know.

Do you know how long it would take me to make that work?

Oh my god. That's amazing.

Right? Oh my god. Come here. Give me a hug.

Yay.

I'm thinking... Yeah?

I'll see my wife, like, do you think that they would like a picture of my

Oh, uh, actually, yeah, they'd love that. Yeah?

Yeah, you can, um, you can probably take some and send them to me and I'll put

them online.

Well... Yeah, you have my number, right? Can you take them? I feel like you take

better pictures when I do.

Oh, I mean, if I did, you won't be home for another 30 minutes.

Yeah. Yeah, I can definitely take some photos.

Yeah, yeah. Anything for you, Miss Fisher.

Hold on. I gotta back up for this.

They're huge.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Holy fuck. Wow.

Those are some big jugs.

Yeah, just like that. Yeah?

Uh -huh.

Do the pictures look good?

Oh, they look really good. Oh, good.

Put your finger in your mouth or something, yeah.

Yeah? Something sexy.

Oh, fuck, just like that.

Oh, yeah.

You know what else they might like?

Um... I think, like, maybe a POV picture.

Point of, uh, like, point of view? Yeah, yeah.

Oh, uh, yeah, yeah.

Uh -huh.

Huh. So, like, I'll get down here.

Uh -huh. Yeah.

Uh, okay, yeah.

Uh -huh.

Yeah, these look good. Yeah, they look good.

Uh -huh.

Wow, you're hard.

Whoa, uh, Fisher, I'm sorry.

Do you like this song?

Um, jeez, I'm so sorry. I'm super embarrassed. I didn't mean to get hard

that. I mean, I hope it doesn't bother you. I mean, fuck.

I'm sorry. Well, you know what I think.

Do you think that they would like it?

I took some pictures of it.

Like, of your cock in my mouth.

Wait, what?

Yeah, I think it would go really well.

I mean, okay,

they might.

Yeah? But, I mean, it's me, you know? I'm your daughter's best friend.

Well, that's okay. She's not home.

She'll never find out.

Yeah, yeah, you're right. She won't.

Um, okay.

Do you want me to switch or... Do you want me to take a video instead?

Do you think they might put more?

Yeah.

Okay.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Oh, just like that.

They're gonna love this

I hope so. Yeah, deep throat it.

You're gonna love this. You can handle that?

Yeah, you gotta deep throat it though.

Oh wow, okay.

What's up?

Oh shit!

Sorry about all that traffic.

Oh, it's all good.

Yeah, it was super hard.

What?

The traffic, it's super hard. Yeah, okay.

Um, where are you standing in my living room? Oh, nothing, you know, I cramped

up from extreme gaming, you know? Fucking, my leg.

Oh my god, you gotta stop doing that. Can you help?

No, no, no, no, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.

What I do need you to do is, you know, get dressed so we can go get those

fuckers. For sure, I'm already dressed and ready. Okay, perfect.

Cool. See you now, DJ.

Holy shit, we almost got caught.

Fuck. We can do that again sometime, okay?

Yeah, okay. Yeah, I'll post that now, okay? Okay?

Boys are gonna love these oh Come on. You're cheating.

No cheating.

No you are oh blue show really again.

That's fucked up

I need you

to go

to the store

Right now?

Yeah, if you want dinner.

What are you making?

Chicken. Chicken? Y 'all know your favorite chicken.

Like chicken nachos?

Yeah. Ooh, chicken nachos. All right, bro, let's go.

What? Oh, actually, hold on.

Fuck, my tummy hurts.

Really? I ate too many tacos earlier.

Your tummy?

Yeah, I think I might need to, like, stay near the bathroom. You can go. I'll

chill here. I promise I won't cheat or anything.

I won't unpause.

Oh, you're such a baby.

I'm making some chamomile tea.

Oh, that's the nicest thing.

Thank you. Here you go. Thank you, honey.

You're welcome, Mom.

All right, I'll be back. Let me know if you need anything.

Oh, yeah.

Do you have milk?

No, we need milk, too.

Okay. All right.

See you later, Gigi.

Bye -bye.

Oh, my God. I can't believe that worked.

Holy shit.

Yeah. That's Fisher.

I think we have an hour.

She should be back then.

Oh my god, yeah.

Yeah? Yeah.

Oh my

god.

Yeah.

They probably want to see you in a second.

A young guy, right?

Yeah, good idea.

We could take like a couple selfies.

Such a big businessman.

Yeah.

Oh my god, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Maybe a couple photos of me sucking on their titties. Yeah, that's a great

Yeah, keep doing that

What a good boy.

Oh my god.

Oh yeah.

That feels so good.

You look like Mary Target.

Oh my god.

Just like that.

We're gonna be

oh my

god

you're the you're the best ms fisher and the girls at college Would ever jerk me

off like this. Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah, with these big titties on my back.

Oh, my God. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, yeah.

I'm pretty coming.

Oh, yeah, I love it.

Oh, my God.

You want to taste my pretty cum? Oh, yeah.

Wow, oh my god

Oh my god, this is... Hand me my phone so I can take some photos of us. Yeah.

I almost forgot.

I'm crying, I can't get up.

Yeah. Just like that.

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Yeah, grab your titties.

Just like that, think like that.

My gosh

You're

really open to this idea, huh?

You know, you know what would really send the fans over the edge?

What?

If you let me fuck you for a little bit and film it. Oh, you think?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just let me, just let me, uh... Okay.

Like it raw

She was right.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I got you, man. I got you. I

got you, man.

Get

something.

Thank you.

You do not look at us.

Holy shit.

I know what to do with it.

Yeah, I think you do know what to do with it.

I'm going to throw it back, yeah?

Thank you.

Oh my goodness.

We gotta get dressed again and we gotta air out the police before Gigi comes.

Yeah, definitely.

I really enjoyed that, Mrs. Fisher.

It was fun.

Okay, let's get cleaned up. Oh, yeah, right.

Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody.

Nobody. Does it better.