All language subtitles for Hitchcock s02e08 The Cadaver

Good evening.

Welcome, scholars, to this evening's
lecture.

Because of the population explosion and
the need for more and more institutions

of higher learning, universities seem to
be springing up overnight, since

everyone prefers to go to old
established institutions.

We have developed such products as fast
-growing ivy. We can also, in a matter

of months, provide a campus with hundred
-year -old traditions picked up at very

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sick of them.

Aging the faculty has not yet presented
any problems.

In creating a new university, we first
of all begin by granting several

honorary degrees.

a process which we call instant alumni.

For those of you who long for days of
beer and ivy, we have just the story. It

is about two young men, Dot and Skip,
and of a not -so -practical joke.

The school bell will ring in just one
minute. When it does, remember, it tolls

for thee.

You'll be able to purchase this kit from
either Mr. Carroll or Mr.

Pitt in the supply room immediately
following this discussion period.

Check each kit carefully.

Among other things, you should find two
eyedroppers, two forses, the fizzers,

and two probes.

We'll begin our first dissection
probably on Monday.

By then, you'll be thoroughly acquainted
with the position of the organs in the

abdominal cavity.

And we'll have finished our chapters on
the heart and thorax.

Okay?

All right, Mr. Carroll, you can bring
the cadaver in now.

Oh, Mr. Pitt.

Where's Mr. Carroll?

He's unpacking the dissecting kit in the
supply room, Professor.

Now, let's see. We have 16 students in
the class.

We'll divide you into pairs and assign a
cadaver to each pair, which you'll be

responsible for.

Now, this morning, I want to...
Detecting kids, anyone?

That's not funny.

Class is dismissed.

Mr. Carroll, will you and Mr. Pitts
remain here, please?

Professor, it wasn't my idea.

I begged him not to. All right, Mr.
Fitz, you're excused.

I know whose idea it was.

Mr. Carroll.

Yes, sir.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

A doctor, sir. A doctor.

Yes, sir. We're both aware of your
scholastic record, aren't we?

Yes, sir.

Well, brilliant, Mr. Carroll, without
discipline.

It's like a vaccine without a syringe.
It's useless.

Yes, sir.

I won't tolerate this sort of behavior
again.

Have these papers graded by first period
in the morning.

Yes, sir.

Skip's drunk again. He's going to throw
Barbara in the shower. Woman in the

hole!

Put me down!

No, no!

Put me down! No, no!

No, no!

Stop! Stop! Help me!

Hey,

he's not playing.

Now, what do you want? Come

on,

Jim. Jim,

come on. You've got to kill him.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on, Jim. Come on.

Let's break it up. Come on.

Hey, turn it off.

And pull the shades down.

Anything else, Your Highness? How about
a new head?

What are you doing up so early?

Penance. I couldn't work all night,
thanks to you. I've got to grade all

papers by first period.

Untie me.

Pardon me?

Untie me!

What do you think?

Hmm? Please.

That's better.

Ow.

Take it easy.

It's like somebody's inside my head with
a pair of cleats kicking field goals.

I'm running out of patience. I'm just
about out of vitamins.

You don't look too good this morning.

Hey. Yeah?

I didn't kill anybody, did I?

If you didn't, it's not your fault, boy.
You should try hard enough.

Don't you remember?

No.

The last thing I remember is... Don't

strain yourself. You'll break something.

I was in a tavern on the highway.

And Barbara was with me.

And you're trying to break the record
set in 1949 by one Hector Fletcher who

drank 63 cans of beer in one sitting.
Oh, yeah.

How'd they do this time?

Somewhere in the 30s.

And then I remember I carved a heart,
and I left Barbara on the table there.

Oh, the only place to carve a heart.

And the bartender told me that if I
didn't quit cutting up the furniture,

have to leave.

I'm blank, that's it.

That's all you remember?

Yeah. You don't remember getting tied
down?

No.

Boy, it's pretty convenient roomy what
you don't remember.

You don't remember? I don't want to hear
anymore.

You don't, huh?

No. Well, you're going to hear a lot
more come two o 'clock. Yeah, yeah. What

happens at two o 'clock?

You have a meeting with our illustrious
dean. The floor monitor reported you to

the activities last night.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's right.

Oh.

And here is the official summons
commonly called the Black Spot.

And, uh, Barbara told me to tell you as
they carried her out of here screaming

last night that you could find somebody
else to take to the Halloween carnival.

You remember that?

Well... And that she never wanted to
talk to you again.

A bit.

This is what, the third time you've been
up before the dean since school

started? Uh -huh, uh -huh.

That's pretty serioso, roomie.

I gotta get to class.

This morning we discussed the human
heart.

Well, bye, Gover, old buddy.

Lots of luck come two o 'clock.

Hey, don't slam the door on your way
out, huh?

Thank you.

Hey, what did the dean have to say?

He said that I'm too valuable to lose.

Indispensable. Yeah.

How

many

is that?

only have to work out, say, that Skip
almost got kicked out of school with

How

about

that?

42.

Listen, I'll drive his car back to the
dorm. Good thing he passed out in here

instead of behind a wheel. He could have
killed somebody. He could just have

killed me. He could have dropped me or
something.

Give me my shoe.

Boy, that would sober him up, wouldn't
it?

What?

He killed somebody.

It takes something like that to bring
him to his senses.

Good scare has been on the cure a lot of
things.

You know, when I was a kid and I had the
hiccups, my old man used to hide behind

the closet door.

Then I'd open it up and he'd fall out
like he was dead.

Man, I don't know how they wear this
stuff.

I wonder what would happen.

What?

I just had a funny thought.

Sam says that you better get him out of
here.

We're moving.

Oh, and another thing.

Would you please tell him for me when he
wakes up that I don't like being stood

up?

He was supposed to take me out for
coffee after work.

Listen, get him back to his room and put
him to bed.

I'll meet you in the parking lot. Okay.

for 40 minutes.

She's dead.

What?

You don't remember?

What is it?

It's Ruby. The new waitress at the
tavern.

Don't you remember?

Skip.

I was... I was drunk.

I knew something like this was going to
happen.

What do you mean?

You said you had a date with her.

When I came in this morning to get my
books, she was just lying there like

I shook her. I said, get up, get out.

But she's not getting anywhere.

She's dead.

She's been strangled. Now try to
remember, Skip.

I killed her.

Look, I've got to get to the lab and
open up her first period.

I'll be back in half an hour.

At 8 .30, I'll cut the lecture.

Now, you stay here and don't let anyone
in.

Don't talk to anybody. Don't tell
anybody.

And, uh... Don't look at her.

Just stay right here till I get back.

Okay?

Skip, lock the door behind me.

Skipper, we're late for class.

It's your funeral.

Morning, Mr. Carroll.

Good morning, sir.

You have a nice Halloween?

Yes, sir. You're here very early this
morning, sir?

Mm -hmm.

I've rearranged part of our program for
the week.

Combined two lectures.

Plan to finish with a harp this morning.

Just have to explain the functions of
the pulmonary vein, and then we can move

right on.

Get the full anatomy charts from the
supply room and set them up for me,

Sir?

Oh, Mr.

Pitts phoned me this morning.

Woke me up.

He's not feeling well, so you'll have to
stay here on the podium during the

lecture and point for me.

Something wrong, Mr. Carroll?

No, sir.

Phone call for Skip Baxter.

Skip Baxter?

Baxter. Skip?

Barbara? Are you all right?

What do you mean?

Well, you didn't go to class today.

I have a terrible hangover.

You still there?

Yeah.

So?

Well, I called to tell you that I'm
sorry about last night.

I acted like a baby. I didn't mean it
when I said you were obnoxious. Hey,

listen, Skiff. Meet me at the show hall
and we can... I have to go now, Barbara.

Oh, I hope you were only playing last
night.

Hey, give me a break, huh, Tom?

Hey, listen, I just woke up. I had a bad
night last night. I didn't have time to

make the bed.

A big mess in there? Oh, yeah.

Yeah, it's a big mess.

I have eight floor checks against me
now.

I'll clean it up right now.

Okay.

Come on, let's go. We'll come back later
on.

You look like you had a bad night, too.

Again, let's follow the flow of the
blood.

Coming from the extremities, entering
from the superior vena cava and the

inferior vena cava, into the right
auricle, to the right ventricle.

Mr. Carroll, the right ventricle.

Excuse me, sir.

Ed Blair here, Skip. Let me in.

Come on, Skip. I got to talk to you.

Just a minute.

Hi, Ed.

Hi, Jim. How's your Charlie horse? Coach
is worried about it. He gave me a bad

time last night. Well, go put some heat
on it.

Hi, Ed.

Yeah, what's up? Coach didn't be able to
talk to you, Skip.

Oh.

You cut your first bird class this
morning. Why?

Oh, I didn't feel like going out and
jumping around.

We just got a call from the dean's
office.

Coach is hopping mad.

He called me up on the carpet about it.

Team manager's now turned to an officer.

You know how many times you've attended
that particular class since school

started? No.

Not how many times you've cut, but how
many times you've been there? No.

Out of a possible 14 hours of class,
you've attended five.

That means you have nine cuts already
and we've only been going to class seven

weeks.

You know how many cuts you're allowed in
a class in one whole semester?

No.

Eight. Coach has arranged you're going
to have to make up those cuts and go to

fourth period phys ed starting Monday.

Okay.

If they have any questions, he said come
talk to him.

All right.

Have you checked this room yet this
morning? Yeah, they come back.

You think they'd die of shock if they
came and found the beds made up?

Get over there. I'll show you how you do
it in the army.

Where are the clean sheets?

Closet? Oh, no.

No.

They're over here in the drawer.

Since we've been moving along so well in
this class, I've decided that tomorrow

afternoon during lab period, you'll have
your first session with the cadavers.

Is there anybody in the class that
hasn't bought the dissecting kit?

Good. Bring your kits with you to the
lab tomorrow.

Class dismissed.

Come with me, Harold.

We'll assign the cadavers to tomorrow's
lab, then you can go.

Pass inspection.

As usual, it's about a rough routine
we'll face all season, Skip.

You have to shape up.

Coach wants me to keep an eye on him.

I have enough trouble managing the team
without having to... What's the matter,

Skip? You look sick.

I don't feel too good.

You better have a rest then before
tonight.

Coach is planning a heavy scrimmage.

Here.

Take a look at these plays.

The second team will be running the same
formation that they'll be using against

us Saturday evening.

Okay?

No more cuts, huh?

Yeah.

Don't have Coach send me down here
again.

Room looks pretty good.

I'd get that rug clean before next room
check.

See you tonight, Tiger.

Number five for Riley and Harrison.

Five.

Riley Harris.

Number three for Schwartz and
Grobenfeld.

Three Schwartz, Grobenfeld.

Number eight for...

Mr. Carroll.

Yes, sir.

Mr. Carroll, it seems we're missing one
of our people.

Yes, sir. I know, sir.

Would you care to explain why we're
missing one of our people, Mr. Carroll?

I know I didn't remove number eight.

And since you're the only other person
who has a key to this room, I assume you

did.

Yes, sir, I did.

Last night was Halloween, and... Well,
it wasn't quite that, sir. It did have

something to do with it.

You see, I had this roommate who's our
star halfback. I know.

Well, he drinks a little bit, and last
night he got very drunk.

So I thought to sober him up...

To shock him, to make him stop drinking,
to bring him around to his senses.

It sounds kind of silly. To sober him
up, you put a cadaver in his bed.

Yes, sir. Something like that, sir. I'm
surprised you haven't done something

like this before.

I've even been expecting it.

You're the type of student who's
notorious for this sort of prank.

However, I had expected something a
little more original from you.

Well, it wasn't actually a prank, sir. I
was, um...

I was very serious about it, kind of.
And where is number eight at this

Mr. Carroll?

In my bed in Roberts Hall, sir.

I'm just taking it out to get it
cleaned.

That cadaver better be back in her
drawer by the time I get back here for

tomorrow.

I'll go bring it back right now. Or I'll
report this whole matter to the dean.

Or we'll in turn report it to your
father.

I should report it anyway.

If anything happened to that cadaver,
it's impossible to replace. Well,

nothing's going to happen to it. I'll go
bring it back.

I can't say when we shall break this
case.

But we will break our stations now.

Following this, we shall continue our
play.

I was hoping he was here. He didn't show
up. Coach Crowe's furious.

He wasn't in the room when I came in
from class.

Thompson somewhere around noon said he
was taking his rug out to get it clean.

If you see him, you tell him to get over
here. Coach is starting to kick him off

the team.

Oh, my, oh, my, oh, my.

Did I hit you?

Oh, no.

Oh, my, no, young man.

No, I was just coming down. I got going.
I was a little bit too fast.

It happened before, three nights ago.

Let me help you.

I told my husband...

You ought to buy me a garbage disposal.
But the dog was alive then. He'd eat

anything. And the dog died.

Can't get out of the habit of cooking
for the three of us. Nothing that you

for just one person tastes nearly so
good. I don't know why he is.

So I have more garbage than anyone on
the block.

I throw out enough stuff to feed an
army.

Then I read all this stuff about people
starving and it depresses me. The

whole... system about how they collect
things nowadays is so confusing.

I never can remember whether it's can
night or just paper night.

And there's a law now, you know, that
all garbage has to be wrapped.

Oh, thank you, young man.

Oh, that's Mrs. Peterson.

She forgot to wrap her garbage last week
and they left it for the whole week.

She almost cried. She was so ashamed.

Thank you, young man.

Are you all right?

Good evening, Mrs. Peterson.

Her husband works for a movie studio. He
says he knows all the stars, but I've

never seen any of them come to visit.

Are you all right?

Yes, I am.

Oh, would you like a drink?

A drink?

Yes.

You're so terribly pale.

Mr. Pfister used to get that look
whenever he worked too hard in the yard.

We always found that little Norton
always made him feel just so much

Would you like to come into my house and
have a drink?

I'm 67 years old. My intentions are
honorable.

Could I park my car in your driveway? I
have a rug in the back, and

I'd feel much safer with it off the
street.

Yes, of course. Of course, you can put
it right in the garage.

I don't keep a car there anymore.

I told my sister before he died, you
ought to teach me how to drive.

But then they came and repossessed it,
or whatever it is they do when they come

and drive it away.

I wouldn't make payments on anything I
didn't use.

I'd forgot how the garage looked with a
car in it.

Looks just like a cage with a bird in it
again. Oh, it's all so much happier

now.

Oh, what a pretty rug.

Looks like it might be an oriental.

No, it's plain gray.

Oh, I'm sorry. I just love oriental
rugs. Come and see.

Oh, this used to be my husband's
workshop.

Hobby shop, actually.

was retired.

He used to spend all his time out here
cutting and hammering and sawing.

Sawing all night long.

It's all electrical, you know.

Sawing quietly, never disturbed anyone.
Well, come along, young man. Your rug

will be all right, baby.

You like your gin neat?

Anyway. Oh, good.

I just defrosted the refrigerator so
there's not any ice. I always defrost on

garbage night.

But I prefer my ginger even when there's
ice.

Ah, you feel better already. I can tell.

Color's coming back in your face.

I can see it. That's nice.

That's such a nice face.

There's Mr. Johnson with his garbage. He
lives over there with 30 cats.

I never counted them, but they sound
more like 3 ,000 some nights when you're

trying to get to sleep.

Mrs. Peterson poisoned six of them. Made
Mr. Johnson so mad he had the police on

her.

I kept out of it. I went to their
funeral, though.

He buried them in the backyard under the
old incinerator.

Remember how we used to be able to burn
things?

Leaves in the fall of the year. That
wonderful smell.

Well, I guess everybody's got their
garbage out now.

Except that young married couple up at
the end that just moved in last week.

Maybe they don't know tonight's the
night.

She's going to have a baby.

I think they're students at the
university.

You don't know them, do you? Mr. and
Mrs. Allen, Arthur Allen.

They don't talk much, aren't very
friendly.

She didn't even want to give me her
telephone number at first.

That rug was actually made in Persia.

I can just close my eyes and have all
sorts of fantasies about it. Like it was

the magic carpet. I just love magical
carpets filled with mystery.

Oh, hello.

Oh, Miss Allen. Miss Allen, this is Mrs.
Fisher across the street.

Remember, we met Friday when I was
mowing the lawn?

Yes. Well, Miss Allen...

I wondered if you knew that tonight is
garbage night.

Cans and papers, too.

Yes.

Well, now, remember to wrap it all very
carefully, because if you don't, they'll

just leave it sitting there, and it's a
full week before they come back.

Yes.

Yes, wrap it.

Oh, in newspapers or sacks or anything,
I just use the bags I bring from the

store.

Then they throw it into that big machine
before we even get up in the morning

and it's all ground or pulled before the
truck's halfway down the street.

Hey, Ruby?

Yeah? Have you seen Skip Baxter?

Skip Baxter?

Yeah, you remember the one that passed
out here last night?

Oh, yeah.

Loud and rowdy. He's cute.

No, I haven't seen him. He stood me up.

Look, if he should come in, would you
give me a call? My name is Doc Carroll.

Look, I'll write it down.

If he should come in, the minute you see
him, just give me a call.

I know this number.

Anything wrong?

No, just call me, okay, if you see him.

What?

He used to kick the dog when he begged
for a food.

I had to feed him when my husband wasn't
looking.

He called it economy, but for Stingy.

All he ever did was to get out there in
that garage and cut and saw things up.

He wouldn't teach me to drive.

wouldn't buy me a garbage disposal. So
now every Tuesday night I have to put on

my shoes and a dress and fix my hair and
put on a little lipstick just to take

the garbage out the curb.

Has to be wrapped or so -so now, you
know.

I forgot to wrap mine last week and they
left it sitting out there for a whole

week.

Thank you.

Okay!

It's chicken liver omelet.

Specialty of mine. I originated the
recipe myself.

The rose I grew in my garden. I just cut
it.

It might bud before your eye.

What time is it?

Well, I think it's about nine o 'clock.

I have a coffee mill. I grind my own
beans.

No.

Well, would you like a drink?

No. I have a class. I have to go.

Oh, no.

No.

I spent almost an hour fixing that
breakfast. Drink your orange juice. Eat

almonds. No, thank you. I have to go
have a class.

Oh, no.

Well, I'm not going to open the garage
doors for you. You'll have to do it

yourself. You men are all alike.

Inconsiderate, vicious, cutting.

Just trample on other people's feelings.

Crush the beautiful.

Three oranges wasted.

Two slices of bread.

Six livers and three eggs.

What am I going to do with it?

It'll all have to go to garbage.

Hello, Baxter.

One pair of shoes.

Three pair of game socks.

That's my equipment.

It was your equipment, Skip.

Coach said if he showed up and wanted to
talk about it, he'd be in his office.

Shoulder pads.

Hip pads.

Thigh pads.

Knee pads.

And one helmet.

Talk to me about the helmet, Skip.

It won't bite.

And one helmet, that's it.

You and Arnie ought to break the record.

I'll keep a tab.

Lee, it feels like it's turning cold,
man.

I put a couple of blankets back on my
bed last night.

Who's that in so early?

Loud and rowdy.

Hi there, Loud and Rowdy.

You all right?

No. Why not?

Well, you want to tell Ruby about it?

Hey, Ruby, watch the front, huh? I'm
going to hardball the eggs, okay?

Okay, Sam.

Oh, hey, make me a four -minute one,
would you? I haven't had any breakfast

Ruby.

with you.

Ruby?

Um, there were a couple of fellas not
looking for you.

Well, I better go call your buddy.

Oh, hey, listen, I was just going to
call you.

Hey, Doc.

That's Ruby.

He's just been repeating my name over
and over again like it was a broken

record. Yeah, leave us alone, will you?

Hey, Nat.

Hey, Doc.

You said I killed Ruby, didn't you, Doc?
Skip, it wasn't in the rug in your car.

Now, where is it?

If it wasn't Ruby, who was it? It wasn't
anyone.

Now, where is it?

How could it not be anyone?

Skip, it was a cadaver from the medical
department. It was just a joke to throw

me up. Now, you knew it was a cadaver.
Now, don't kid me.

You knew it wasn't Ruby.

No.

I never looked at her face.

Not even in the garage I didn't.

Where is it?

If there are no further questions, then
move right along.

Very funny, Mr. Carroll.

Very funny.

Professor Dawson.

Carroll, this has gone far enough.

Get up Get out I'm gonna report you to
the Dean and have you

expelled

seems to have disappeared.

We have a great deal of difficulty with
our faculty that way.

As for Skip Baxter, the authorities took
a dim view of his prankish nature, and

he is in another institution now, and I
don't mean the State University.

One week from tonight, we shall present
another play, scenes of which will be on

display in a few moments.

First, however...

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