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(woman): Oh, you beautiful creature, you!

At last, the future of genetic science

lies in the palm of my hand.

Can you hear me?

(Cat screeches)

Muffin! No!

That rat is my legacy!

Ow! Get away, you fur ball!

Muffin!

- I’ll come home right after school

and we’ll go to the park, okay?

(Panting)

Finn, I know you’re lonely,

but that’s what happens when you’re the new dog in town.

I know. you’re my best friend, too.

- Benito...

(Speaking Spanish)

- Be right there, Dad.

Bye, Finn.

(Whimpers)

- I think Finn is going to really like it here.

♪

- Have a great first day at school, hon!

- Thanks, mom!

- Benito, there’s your bus.

(Speaking Spanish)

- Hey, new kid!

Look what your stupid dog did

to my championship Frisbee.

You should’ve kept your mutt off our property.

Now, you’re going to have to pay.

Hey, Barkelona!

(Imitates howling dog)

♪ Make no decisions ♪

♪ Never meant ♪

♪ To let you down ♪

♪ Maybe it’s not important ♪

♪ It’s just nice ♪

♪ Having you around ♪

♪ You’re great You’re wonderful ♪

- You want to play? Okay.

Go!

♪ Wonder of the universe ♪

♪ You’re great You’re wonderful ♪

♪ A superstar ♪

♪ Wonder of the universe ♪

♪ You’re beautiful ♪

♪ It takes a lot ♪

♪ Don’t give up ♪

- Hey man,

I was just messing with you.

Later, dude.

(Laughing)

- That’s so embarrassing!

- Nice one, Al.

Is he new?

♪

- Did you know you have a tail?

- What?

- Someone stuck a tail on you.

I thought you might want to know.

- Ah... thanks.

(School bell ringing)

- Attention class.

I’d like to introduce you to a new student

here at Mackenzie Junior High,

Benito Soledad.

He’s from Barcelona, Spain.

(Children giggling)

(School bell ringing)

- I’ll see you later, alright?

- See you at practice!

- Bye!

- Okay, 7th graders,

attention, please.

Everybody knows the Heritage Festival

is coming up this Saturday.

Because of that honoured tradition,

Coach Rip has convinced me

to put aside my books

and claim the moniker of "coach."

Now, Coach Rip and his 8th grade class

have challenged us to an exhibition match

of Ultimate Frisbee.

Now, I-- I’ve never thrown a Frisbee,

let alone played ultimate,

but I have the playbook right here

and I’m sure we’ll be able to learn together.

Alrighty.

Please step forward to volunteer.

Uh, don’t be deterred by the fact that the 8th graders

have been practicing for the last 2 months.

We’ll make up with for it

with dogged determination and school spirit!

Ooh... Ah!

Excellent!

Practices will be after school, starting today.

(Whistle blowing)

Gather around, team.

Let’s get started.

To score, you have to catch

the Frisbee in your opponent’s end zone.

Well, that sounds simple enough.

Ooh!

- Mr. Owens,

looks like you put together

quite a team there, Coach.

I see some real ringers.

What do you say we scrimmage

a few times this week

to get ready for the big one?

- That would be fine. Yes, certainly.

- Good!

Alright, everyone

in a line on the double!

Let’s rotate!

I’ve got uniforms.

(Whistle blowing)

Okay, the most important thing is the spirit of the game.

That, and annihilating the enemy.

Get some shorts, kid.

This one looks fast,

he’s got skinny ankles.

- This is a disaster. Total.

- Well, maybe we’ll come together.

- Right, and maybe I’ll be on next month’s cover

of Cosmo Girl.

Hey, Nelson.

You ever played any kind of sport?

I mean, like, in your entire life?

- No, but I’m pretty comfortable with my place in the universe.

- Yeah, it’s too bad you can’t play Frisbee

with your thumbs.

Hey, Ruby!

You ever thrown a Frisbee?

- The Frisbees? Yeah, they rock!

I just downloaded their new CD.

(Sighs)

- Ralph, keep your fingers out of your nose.

- Dad, it’s itchy.

- Okay, alright.

Let’s get ready to rotate, teams.

Come on, Sidewinders,

let’s go, go, go!

- You’re dog meat, Barkelona.

- Losers.

- Prepare to be humiliated.

Alright, you guys, line it up.

Come on, guys, let’s go!

- So, I’ll see you tonight? Okay, at 6:00.

- Adam, I’ll see you at practice!

- Finn!

Oh, good boy! Good boy.

You better hope mom doesn’t see you out of the yard.

Yeah, I missed you, too.

- Hey! Benito!

Are you done making out with Fido yet?

- His name is Finn.

His name is Finn?

Sounds more like a goldfish.

- Don’t listen to him, boy.

- Prepare to eat plastic on Saturday,

dog breath.

- Come on, Finn.

Let’s go.

(School bus door closes)

(Cat growling)

(Snarling)

Finn!

No!

(Barking)

Finn, get back here!

Finn!

Finn!

Come out of there!

Finn, now!

(Whispering) Finn! Finn, come!

(Bubbling noises)

Finn! Finn, come here!

(Glass breaking)

(Cat screeching)

Finn!

No.

Don’t touch!

Finn, you can just go eating stuff like that, okay?

- What do you think you’re doing?!

- I-- My dog.

My dog followed your cat in.

- Let me be perfectly clear,

little, snoopy,

neighbour boy.

If I ever catch you inside

my lab again, whatever the reason,

not even your mommy and daddy

will recognize you!

Do you understand?

- Yes, ma’am.

- Now, take your mangy dog and get out!

- Finn, come on.

(Yelping)

- The transformation serum? Oh!

Doggonit.

- You okay, hon?

You look a little flushed.

- I just ran into the lady across the street.

- Oh, that’s nice.

Happy to hear you’re getting

to know the neighbours.

- Yeah, well, she’s kind of creepy.

- I’m sure she’s very nice

once you get to know her.

How’s school?

Did you make any new friends?

- It was okay.

Can I take Finn to the park?

If that dog were any smarter,

he’d be human.

- There’s 1 minute left,

the score is tied,

Benito Soledad has the disk!

He fakes left, then right!

He looks downfield,

and it’s all a breakaway!

This is for the game!

(Whimpering)

I suck.

Really suck.

Ooh! Hey, who are you?

- Well, somebody sure likes you.

- Oh, hey.

What did you say?

- My dog, I think she likes you.

- Oh.

- I think he likes her too.

My dog, that is, likes your dog.

- It’s Pie, short for Sweetie Pie.

- Right.

Yeah, good, ’cause Finn doesn’t have any friends here.

- Pie is kind of a loner.

How does Finn like Port Hope?

- Okay, I guess,

but he just moved here from Barcelona a week ago.

- I know.

- Oh!

Sorry.

- It’s okay.

- He’s never done that before.

I guess it’s because, you know,

Pie makes him nervous.

You know, because he likes her.

Well, I should probably get going.

- Oh. I should probably get going too.

I’ll see you at school.

Come on, Pie.

(Pie whining)

- See ya.

Next time you want to tell me something, just bark.

Very funny.

Come on, Finn.

She probably just feels sorry for me.

The rest of those guys,

they don’t like me just ’cause I’m different.

I don’t care; I don’t need any friends.

- Where do you think you’re going, Barkelona?

In this country, you gotta pay taxes

to use the sidewalks.

Oh, no, you don’t. (Benito): Let me go!

- Albert!

What do you think you’re doing?!

Is that any way to treat a neighbour?

Apologize this instance!

- Sorry.

- What a beautiful dog.

Oh, hello.

Ooh!

Oh, they say this is the most intelligent breed.

Is he smart?

- Yeah.

Well, I should probably get going.

Promise I’ll keep him out of your garage.

(Barking)

- Welcome to the neighbourhood!

(Commercial jingle playing)

(Channel changes)

- Well, I’d better try and get some sleep.

Okay.

- Good night. - Good night.

(Grumbling)

(Whining)

(Knocking)

- Get off.

- How are you guys doing in here?

- We’re good.

- Uh-huh.

- Are you sure you’re feeling okay, honey?

- You didn’t eat very much.

- I’m not that hungry.

- Hey, Cousin Eddie’s coming here tomorrow.

That should be fun.

- Mom, I don’t even know Cousin Eddie.

Dad says he’s some kind of surfer dude now.

- Yeah, well, so, "hang 10, dude."

"Cowabunga."

Mom.

- Hey look,

Finn learned a new trick all by himself.

- Ben, have you been feeding Finn people food again?

- No, but he’s been acting kind of funny all day.

- After a lifetime of dedication,

it’s all coming together.

Faultless mind.

The perfect experiment.

I just require 1 more thing.

Where is my assistant when I need him?

(Groaning)

What are you doing?

- Huh?

- I don’t have time for these antics, Bob.

- Sorry, M.D.

I’m just trying to provide a little levity.

What can I get for you?

- I’ve got an itch

and my hands are full.

Right between the shoulder blades.

A little higher.

Lower...

Oh! Harder.

Oh! Right there! That’s it!

Get off.

We’ve got a problem, Bob.

There was an accident this afternoon

with the neighbour’s dog.

- Not on your front lawn, I hope.

- No, not that.

The dog got inside the lab

and ingested transformation serum off the floor.

- Ah, good thing I mopped this morning.

- That’s not the point, Bob!

The point is, we’ve got to keep that animal

under close observation.

- Well, has he grown any unusual body parts?

- Not that I’m aware of.

We can’t afford any security leaks.

I suggest round-the-clock surveillance.

Why don’t you take the first shift?

(Whining)

(Growling and barking softly)

- Ben? Honey, come on.

- Mom, I didn’t get to say goodbye to Finn!

- You’ll be late for your bus.

Besides, he’s a dog.

He doesn’t care about that kind of stuff.

- That’s what you think.

Goodbye Finn! See you later!

Have a great day!

(Grumbling)

(Whining)

(Crashing)

(Snoring) - Ah! Bob!

- Huh?

- What are you doing asleep?

The subject was to be under observation at all times.

- Just, um, just resting my eyes, ma’am.

- This isn’t a camping trip, Igor!

- Coming, coming.

(Barks)

(Telephone ringing)

- Hmmm, not good.

It seems our subject has flown

the proverbial coop.

- Yes, I can see that, Bob.

If you hadn’t fallen asleep, we wouldn’t be in this mess.

- Careful where you’re stepping, ma’am.

- Oh!

-Oh, that’s a shame.

Aren’t those the new pumps you bought at the Galleria?

- Another astute observation by my illustrious assistant.

We’ve got to locate that animal.

If a neighbour sees a dog running around,

with a human leg growing out of his butt, I’ll be history.

Bob!

Don’t just stand there.

Collect some hair and poo samples for testing!

- No offence ma’am, but I suspect you’ve got plenty

on the bottom of your shoe.

(Telephone ringing)

- You’ve reached the Soledad’s,

leave a message.

(Answering machine beeps)

- Hola! What’s up? It’s Eddie, your long lost nephew,

just in from the coast.

Hey listen, I know I told you 7:00 p.m.

but check this, they put me on a redeye,

and I landed at 7:00 a.m.

I guess I screwed up my departure time,

which I thought was Thursday but really was Wednesday.

Anyway, I’m here now, and I’d take a taxi,

but I left my address book at home.

So, I’ll just chill here until you come and get me.

Ciao.

♪

Yaow!

- My God! We’ve achieved full transformation!

(Screeching)

Oh, Bob!

(Cell phone ringing)

MD Madsen here.

Expenditures?

Lose my stipend?

No! Yes. No, no, no, I’ll be there.

Today? Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

We’ll be there; we haven’t forgotten.

Oh, you’re right, Sir. Absolutely, absolutely.

- Sounds like you handled that well.

What a shame.

That pattern can be hard to replace. That pattern can be hard to replace.

INTERCOM: Attention please,

just a reminder not to leave your baggage unattended.

Any unattended baggage will be removed immediately.

- They’ve already taken my company.

What more do they want from me?

- Hot pocket?

- Can’t you see, I’m ranting here, Bob?

- Not to worry, ma’am.

Once we identify the missing ingredient

that generated full transformation,

even the board will see what you’ve accomplished.

Yes, they’ll realize that you’re the head honcho,

the main missus, the big... cheese.

Hmm.

- You’re right, Bob.

I’m Madeleine D. Madsen,

And Madsen Research will be mine again.

- Mm-hmm.

- I will not let anything stand in my--

Ahh!

Ooh!

Oh!

I thought I asked you to mop that spill, Bob!

- Sorry, MD.

In all the excitement, it slipped my mind.

- I suggest you do it now then.

- Right away.

- I don’t know why I bother

with an assistant. Joke.

Harvard!

How am I supposed to work

with the spilt milk on the floor..

- Milk...

- Where is this file?

- I think we might’ve found the missing--

- What are you muttering about, Bob?

- Nothing.

Nothing at all.

- 10, 9, 8, 7, 6...

5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

- Ow! - Get it, get it!

(Cheering)

- Way to go, way to go.

- Maybe you should get with the program

and figure out which team you’re on.

- You do speak English, right?

- Look, it’s simple. If you don’t pass,

there’s no way for us to score.

- I-- I didn’t have a throw.

- That was obvious.

They’re hacking you all over the place.

And you never call it.

- It’s really all about the pivot.

- What this team needs is a real--

- You call this a team?

Just a bunch of losers

that wear the same ugly uniform.

♪ Our team is boom, dynamite ♪

♪ Our team is tick, tick, tick... ♪

♪ Boom, dynamite ♪

♪ 1, 2, 3, go Rockets ♪

- Gentleman, members of the board,

behold the most significant discovery

of the new millennium.

- Dr. Madsen,

this rat has a finger growing out of its back.

- And that’s just the beginning.

- Unauthorized expenditures,

cost overruns, secret labs.

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

You no longer have the support

of this board of directors, Madeleine.

- Support?

This isn’t the glee club.

This is the very pinnacle of genetic science.

I have discovered a serum

that can transform

an animal into--

- A human being.

It’s true.

(Madsen): Consider the possibilities.

Think big, gentleman.

- Think big?

I’m looking at rats

with noses and ears growing out of their backs!

- I am about to make you all very rich men.

- And women... Ladies.

(Madsen): I have transformed

a canis familiaris into a Homo sapien.

- What did she say?

- You’ve transformed the family dog into a human being?

(Madsen): I just need a little more time

to run some tests on the subject animal.

- 48 hours, Doctor.

After that, we’re pulling the plug

forever.

- Gentleman, I will not fail.

Soon, I will unveil the living proof of my genius.

Irrefutable evidence-- - Need I remind you, Doctor,

that you’ve made certain predictions in the past.

Let’s hope, for your sake,

that we’re not disappointed.

- Mark my words!

(Door opening)

- Whoa! Ooh!

(Snoring)

(Moaning, whimpering)

Hey!

Hey!

Where did you get that collar?

(Panting)

Where’s my dog?

Hey, you try anything and I’ll call the police!

(Barking)

I’m calling the police!

(Telephone line ringing)

It’s ringing.

You’d better leave!

(Whimpering)

Finn?

OPERATOR: Police, fire or ambulance?

- Is that you?

- Hello?

♪

(Continuous barking)

♪

(Whistles)

♪

- Finn, sit.

- Police, fire or ambulance?

Hello? Police, fire or ambulance?

- Um, could you send a veterinarian?

- A veterinarian?

- I’ll call back.

- I’m sorry, we don’t--

(Whimpering)

- Oh, it’s okay.

I’m not going to hurt you.

(Barking)

I don’t understand.

- Nrah, rah-ruh...

(Imitating Finn’s noises)

Ree... Vee...

- Wait, I get it. Vet.

You’re afraid of the veterinarian.

Okay... Okay, no vet.

No vet, okay.

I can’t believe I’m doing this.

But, if you’re really Finn,

then what’s your favourite game?

Wow!

Man, oh, man!

My dog is actually human!

You’re actually human!

My dog is a human being! Yeah!

Yeah! Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

Hey! No! No! Cut that out!

Off! Sit.

That was a little weird.

Oh, man.

Those are my mom’s drapes you’re wearing.

Before we do anything else,

we better get you dressed.

Uh...

There’s my dad’s clothes.

That should do.

Just put this on.

No, Finn!

Finn, off! Take it out of your mouth!

Hold it like that.

Okay, there.

And, now, just put your foot in like that.

Like this, yeah.

Got to get your foot in.

Finn, put-- No.

You’ve got to get-- No, Finn!

Get your foot all the way through.

Finn.

Careful, Finn!

Other leg.

No, Finn!

Be careful. Finn, careful!

(Glass crashing)

Finn!

It’s okay, don’t be afraid.

Come on.

Uh... There.

You look, um...

Great.

Wow!

How did this happen to you?

Wait a minute.

It must’ve been that gunk you ate

off the floor in the neighbour’s garage.

Of course,

if mom sees what you did to the house,

it won’t matter,

’cause we’ll both be dead.

Come on,

let’s clean up.

I’ll get the broom.

(Coughing)

"A". - "A".

- "E". - "E".

- "I". - "I".

- "O". Got to make your--

Round, like a fish.

- Owoo.

- Okay, alphabet time.

♪ A-B-C-D-E-F-G ♪

(Growling)

- ♪ "H", Hrah, Harh ♪

♪ L-O-M-ah-P ♪

- ♪ Q-R-S ♪

- ♪ T-U-V ♪

(Howling)

- ♪ X-Y and Z ♪

(Excited barking) (Excited barking)

- Did you see the look on their faces?

Priceless! In a few days,

I’ll be back at the head of that board.

Start a checklist, Bob.

- Yes ma’am.

(Madsen): Ahh! Oww! Ow.

Number 1: I’ll do recognizance across the street

and when the opportunity presents itself,

I’ll apprehend the animal,

so we can begin testing immediately.

- Brilliant.

- Number 8...

analyze the poo samples

collected from the neighbour’s backyard.

We’ve got to isolate and identify the ingredient

that generated full transformation.

- Right away MD.

- Number 43: fire up the centrifuge

so we can start testing the doggy DNA.

Oh, and don’t forget to set the TiVo

for the "Buffy" retrospective.

I don’t want to miss that.

- You think of everything, ma’am.

- How much wood could a woodchuck chuck,

if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

- Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair

Fuzzy-wuzzy wasn’t very fuzzy... Oh!

- What is the capital of Nepal?

- Kathmandu!

- Kathmandu.

(Benito): How did you know that?

- Discovery Channel, last week.

- But you were a dog last week.

- Knew the answers, couldn’t talk.

(Finn farting)

That’s how dogs whistle.

- That’s gross.

(Telephone ringing)

INTERCOM: This is the final boarding call

for flight 3-1-4 to Chicago,

flight 3-1-4 to Chicago is now boarding at Gate C.

All passengers should now be on board.

- You da bomb.

- Excuse me?

Drop the sandal, Sir,

and step away from the backpack.

- Qué?

- Mom?

Anybody here?

Okay, coast is clear, come on.

We’re going to keep you in the bedroom

until we can work on a plan, deal?

- I sleep inside?

- Finn, you get to do everything inside.

You’re human now.

I just have to figure out a way to explain it to my...

Mom!

We can’t let her see you. She’ll never believe this.

Backdoor, come on! Hurry, come on!

- Hello, neighbour.

- Come on, go, go, come on, hurry, move!

Finn, go, go.

- I like this game.

- Hurry up, faster. Go!

Down, down.

Okay, let’s go outside. Come on, move.

Outside.

- But you said I stay inside.

- Benny?

- Hi, Mom.

- Benito, do you have a friend over?

- Uh, no. It’s just me.

- Oh. I thought I heard you talking to someone.

I guess I’m starting to talk to myself now.

- Oh.

- Well, sorry I’m home so late, sweetie.

It’s almost time to pick your cousin up from the airport.

You going with me?

- Oh, no.

I mean, yeah. Yeah, sure, Mom.

- Okay.

- Mom! - What?

- Looks like you’ve got a message.

- Oh, thanks, hon.

- Hola! What’s up?

It’s Eddie, your long-lost nephew.

Just in from the coast--

...Thursday, or really it was Wednesday.

Anyway, I’m here now--

- Ben, your cousin’s stuck at the airport.

So I’ll just chill here until you come and get me. Ciao.

- Hey, Finn. Your name's Eddie, okay.

- No it’s not, it’s Finn.

- Now it’s Eddie, Cousin Eddie.

I’ll explain later.

Just wait right here.

Stay!

And try to act normal.

Thanks.

- Your poor cousin has been at the airport all day long,

I can just imagine what that’s been like.

(Speaking Spanish)

- I didn’t see the bomb!

(Shouting)

- No, no, no! Help me!

Somebody call my mother!

- Mom, relax. It’s fine.

I told him to take a taxi.

- You talked to Cousin Eddie?

- Just a sec, Mom.

I think I just heard somebody at the door.

- You did?

- Eddie, Cousin Eddie.

You made it.

- I can’t believe you’re here!

I’m so sorry. We just got your message.

Come in, come in.

Look at you!

I can’t believe how much you’ve changed!

- Well, I’m taller now,

and I have a lot less hair

and I lost my tail.

- Well, I can see you haven’t lost your sense of humour.

Wow. Yeah, I would not have recognized you.

I mean, you’re so big,

and you’ve lost your accent completely,

and, uh, I could have sworn you had blue eyes.

(Panting)

Are you... warm?

Eddie, where's your luggage?

- Oh, um, he lost it.

Well, the airline lost it.

- Oh, that’s a shame.

- Don’t worry, I’ll just get him some of dad’s old clothes.

- Good idea. Well, make yourself at home.

I’m going to go to the market and get you guys some supplies.

I don’t want you to go hungry while you’re here.

Is there anything special that you like?

- Milk bones. Red package!

- Oh, yeah. Don’t worry; I’ll get plenty of munchies.

Ben, listen, once you get Eddie settled,

don’t forget to feed Finn

(Barks)

(Barking)

- That’s funny, Mom.

- I know.

- Come on, Eddie.

(Slurping noises)

He hasn’t had a thing to eat since breakfast,

and that was in another time zone.

- Oh.

- More?

- Yeah, sure! Eddie, just go help yourself.

- Typical bachelor.

I was like that when I was in college.

(Dishes clanging)

It’s a testament to your fine cooking, Grace.

(Dishes crashing) - It’s just--

- Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.

- Mm, better than dog chow.

- Well, I’m glad you like it, Eddie.

- I ate too much; I have to poop.

(Burps)

(Whispering) Can you take me to the park?

Where’s my favourite chew toy?

The red one, the squeaky one.

I sleep better when it’s next to me.

(Knocking) Finn, play dead! Come on.

Hey, Mom.

- Uh, Eddie,

you know the guestroom’s all made up.

- We’re pretending we’re camping out.

- Oh. Well, how come

your cousin’s the only one on the floor then?

- We’re pretending my tent has a bed in it.

- Oh!

Well, I’ll see you 2 frontiersmen around the campfire

in the morning for breakfast.

Happy trails.

- Good night.

- I hope I feel more like myself tomorrow.

I’d sure like to chase a Frisbee, or dig a hole.

What do you think, Ben?

Will I feel more like myself tomorrow?

- Um, you know, being human isn’t all that bad

once you get used to it.

- Don’t you people speak English?

It’s a figure of speech.

"You da bomb."

It’s like, I’m the man.

- Oh, we’ll see if you’re the man.

Buck, he’s ready for the cavity search.

- Cavity? What cavity?

I brush my teeth every day; I don’t have no cavity.

(Mouse squeaking)

- Poor thing.

(Door creaking)

- Muffin! Is that you?

Get your furry butt

out of my lab before I turn you into a winter hat.

Bob, Bob, Bob.

No wonder my electricity bill is astronomical.

(Cat meowing)

Muffin?

- Get outta here.

Shoo. - Muffin?

Don’t make me come and get you.

(Muttering)

...Send her right back, and put her to sleep.

(Door slams)

- "Genetic transformation antidote"?

Maybe this could change Finn back into a dog.

- Ooh! Oh.

- Okay, we have this volunteer thing after work,

but we’ll be back by 9:00.

And dinner’s in the fridge,

2 minutes in the microwave.

My cell number’s on the kitchen table

with some money, in case something comes up.

Don’t forget to feed Finn!

Okay.

Did you call your brother?

- Yeah. He said Eddie’s a little quirky,

but he assured me he’s a good kid.

- Why would he pee in the backyard like that?

- Who knows?

Maybe he’s a naturalist.

You know how those Californians are.

- I guess.

I just hope he’s not a bad influence on Ben.

- He’ll be fine.

They’re practically best friends already.

Hey, you better shake a leg!

The bus is going to be here in 5 minutes.

- Stop that.

Bye, Mom. - Bye!

- Bye, Dad. - Bye!

- Time to humanize.

- What about school?

- This is school.

- This is the perfect opportunity to nab him.

Gather our supplies, Bob.

- At your disposal, MD. Shall I make a list?

- We don’t have time to dilly-dally.

Just get them now!

Cattle prod, nets, ropes,

stun gun, blow darts, handcuffs,

safety goggles, safety helmet,

Safety pins, beef jerky, matches,

a compass, flares, dog treats,

a pup tent and a rubber hose.

- That was the best movie I’ve ever seen.

- That’s the only movie you’ve ever seen.

Here.

(Camera clicking)

(Sniffing).

- Ahh! Hey!

Ugh! Pervert!

- Finn, you okay?

- Where’s my chew toy?

- Here. Hey, lesson number 1:

Now that you’re human,

you can’t say hello by sniffing somebody’s--

- But I like-- - Hey, no buts about it.

Come on, I’ve got just the thing to cheer you up.

Come on.

I can’t believe you’re hungry after 4 hot dogs.

- Oh, I could never be sick of hot dogs.

If I ever die, could you bury me

in a coffin made of hot dogs?

(Benito): Sure, Finn.

- I love ’em.

Mm...

Mm-hmm. I love them so much.

I have a recurring dream where I am a hot dog,

living in a castle of hot dogs.

I love them.

If I had super powers,

my only weakness would be a hot dog.

(Benito): Sure you haven’t had enough there?

(Finn): Mmm, no.

Can we get another after this?

They’re so good.

I wish we had a pile of hotdogs

that I could roll around in.

And when I lick myself, I taste like hot dogs.

(Benito): You really like ’em, huh?

(Finn): Uh-huh

(Farting)

(Benito): Man, oh, man!

(Farting) Ooh-wee!

What was that?

I think you’d better check your shorts on that one.

(Nibbling)

(Squeaking)

Finn, wait! No!

Come back! - Squirrel!

(Benito): Don’t chase the squirrel!

(Finn): They can’t be trusted.

(Benito): Finn! Finn, come back!

(Barking)

Finn! Finn! Stop it!

Finn! - What?

- Finn, quiet! - Why, why?

- You can’t just go chasing squirrels anytime you want.

- What? They have evil in their hearts,

and they mock me with their tails.

- It doesn’t matter, Finn.

And you have to stop barking, okay?

People don’t bark.

(Whining)

- Ben, look at him. He’s mocking me. Look at it!

- Finn, come on. Come on!

Forget about that squirrel, will you? Forget about that squirrel, will you?

(Chattering)

(Growling) Quiet, come on.

- Ow!

(Crashing)

- It’s pretty good.

- It is actually.

- Here they come.

Get ready! Give me that!

(Finn): I wish everything came in chicken flavour,

because when you’re a dog,

everything they give you is chicken flavour.

Like chicken flavour ice cream--

- Excuse me,

would you people like to explain to me

exactly what it is you’re doing?

- Mmm, it’s good.

- Yeah.

- Hey, can we go dig a hole or something?

- Finn, people don’t do that.

♪

- I came here to visit my family!

- Yeah, yeah.

- I didn’t do anything wrong!

- That was the most embarrassing

and repugnant episode of my entire life!

- Don’t forget last year at the company party, MD.

- Thank you for that painful reminder, Bob.

Now, let’s find the closest pet store.

I’ve got an idea.

- Yeah, I know, Butch, I know.

He loves it when you scratch him right there.

Hey, Ben, where’s your pack?

- My what?

- Your pack.

- Oh, you mean friends?

It’s kind of complicated.

Friends are complicated?

- Kind of.

See, it takes a while

to make friends when you’re new.

- I’m new.

Yeah, but people are--

It’s just different with people.

(Barking)

- Pie!

Oh, Sweetie Pie! How are you?

Yes!

- Hey, Ben.

- Hi.

- Wow, she really likes you.

- Oh, I’m just a big dog.

- Lover! Big dog lover.

Loves dogs, just loves them.

- Me too.

- Uh, Chloe, this is my cousin, Eddie.

- Hi, nice to meet you.

- Throw the Frisbee.

- Um, that’s probably not such a good idea.

(Finn): Frisbee, Frisbee.

Throw the Frisbee!

The Frisbee! Please, throw the Frisbee! Throw!

Throw the Frisbee.

- Okay.

Huh?

- Wow. Where did you learn to catch like that?

- California. It’s a new beach game there.

- I wish Ben could throw like that. Whoo!

- Oh, it’s easy. Here, let me show you.

- Oh, okay.

- It all starts with the grip. Here.

Straighten out your finger. (Benito): Like this?

Good.

- Simplicity, Bob.

A dog whistle emits a sound frequency

that only a dog can hear.

The test animal’s response

will be instinctual, Pavlovian.

Instead of us pursuing the subject,

we’ll bring the subject to us.

- That’s why you’re the boss, MD.

(Whistling, dogs barking)

(Finn): Where are they going?

(Chloe): I don’t know.

(Excited barking)

- Any suggestions, ma’am?

- Run! - Yeah.

- Ahhh!

These are $370 shoes!

(Both screaming)

- Chloe likes you, you know.

- What makes you think that?

- I’m a dog; it’s called instincts.

- What do you know about girls?

- I’ve sniffed a lot of tail in my time.

- Yeah, but Chloe's just so... hot.

- Hey, Ben!

- We thought you were sitting at home sick or something.

- Yeah, you chickened out.

We got creamed again at practice, no thanks to you.

(Growling)

- Eddie, Eddie.

This is Ashley, Ralph, Nelson and--

- Don’t change the subject.

You abandoned us.

I mean, how are we supposed to get ready

for the Heritage Festival if we don’t practice as a team?

(Nelson): Contrary to popular opinion,

practice does not make perfect.

- Nelson, whose side are you on?

- Only perfect practice makes perfect.

(Ashley): Yeah, that’s fascinating.

Now, zip it.

Look, we’re going to get humiliated tomorrow

wearing these stupid Frisbee uniforms

in front of the entire town.

And don’t think you’re getting out of it.

- Well, Frisbee, Ben’s getting good at Frisbee.

- No, he’s not. He sucks, like the rest of us,

and our coach is even worse.

- Coach?

- Never mind.

(Ashley): He’s an English teacher.

His grammar’s perfect,

but he don’t know squat about ultimate.

- I know something about Frisbee.

In fact, I know a lot about Frisbee.

(Ashley): Really?

- We called California,

and your story checked out.

So, you’re free to go.

- Free?

- That’s right.

- Free. Free at last!

Oh, thank you, God Almighty!

I’m free at last!

- Ah, yeah, great.

Anyway, there was no answer at that number you gave us,

but we were able to get you an address.

- Oh, thank you!

Your nation is proud.

- Yeah, very proud.

- Thank you, Sir. Thank you.

- Enjoy your stay.

- I’m so glad you guys came back.

Alright, so, who wants to play?

(Dogs barking)

I see our furry friends are ready to go.

Ruff!

(All barking)

- Is this some kind of joke?

- You know what they have that you don’t?

- Fur?

- Fleas?

- Four legs?

- They have love.

Love of the game.

They don’t care about rules,

or who’s got the best uniform.

They just do it.

They chase the Frisbee because they love it.

Let me ask you something.

Who’s got the love?

You can keep the change!

My backpack! Halto! My backpack!

Halto!

Hey! Hey! My backpack!

(Finn): Okay, move, move, move!

Let’s go, let’s go!

That’s it, Ben! Come on, I got my eye on you.

Look at this gap.

You can’t have gaps in Frisbee!

Okay, let’s go again. Go, move.

Twinkle toes. Come on!

Go, go!

You’ve got to move those feet.

My turn.

Wow! Whoo!

The ground is your Buddy.

It won’t bite you if you land on it.

I might bite you if you don’t.

(Both snarling)

Back to your left. Forward, forward...

Down the hill, down the hill...

We’re having fun!

Sit!

Lay down!

Get up!

Play dead.

Roll left.

Roll right.

Speak, speak, speak!

(Children barking)

(Dogs barking)

♪

Come on, come on. Huddle up, huddle up, come on.

Come here. Good, good.

Now you’re starting to look like a pack.

Pretty good. Let me hear you howl.

(All howling)

No, no, no. Come on, come on.

Don’t be afraid to make some noise!

(Enthusiastic howling) (Enthusiastic howling)

(Doorbell ringing)

- Hola?

Anyone home?

(Hammering)

Auntie Grace?

Is that you?

Ah!

Ahh... Oh...

Ah, okay, okay.

Ah.

What is it with this place?

Oh, Mother?

Can I take my skateboard to Ricardo’s place?

Por favor.

- Nice shot, Bob.

(Eddie): It’s so good to be here.

- Come on, almost home.

There we are.

- Whoo! Ah-ha-ha! The dog is in the house!

- Whoo-hoo-hoo!

If we get discovered, the Nobel Prize is a lock!

Oh! I’ll regain control of Madsen Research

and make the board sorry

they ever messed with Madeleine D. Madsen.

Just look at him.

What a magnificent specimen!

Perfect in every way.

Although, he could use some help with his wardrobe.

(Bob): Madeleine!

We’ve done it!

Soon, the whole world will know our names!

- "Our"?

Did you say "our names"?

- Well, yes.

I mean, let’s not forget, MD,

I did initiate the original concept

based on my thesis research at MIT.

- Your mother was still doing your laundry when I hired you.

- She still does my laundry.

Remember, I was the one who built the Madsen centrifuge

that separates the DNA molecules!

- You, my dear boy,

are nothing more than an intern.

That’s 1 step up from an amoeba!

- But it was me who stabilized the chemical compounds

in the final stages of the experiment.

- You...

You ungrateful, scheming,

little glory-grabbing mutineer!

You want fame? Well, don’t you worry.

I’ll make you famous!

I’ve been meaning to test reverse polarization

on the genetic transformation serum.

- What?

- You are the perfect specimen, Bob.

- No, Doctor, you don’t mean--

- Oh, that’s right.

I’ll use his DNA to turn you into 100% dog!

(Crying)

(Evil laughter)

(Knocking)

- Are you guys camping out again tonight?

- Um, yeah. He likes it.

Cousin Eddie’s kind of outdoorsy.

- Well, maybe tomorrow night,

we’ll put him in the doghouse with Finn.

- Yeah, sure.

- Good night, Dad.

Thanks, Finn.

That was the most excellent day in my entire life,

and it’s only because of you.

Hey, we may even have a chance to win tomorrow.

Can you come coach us at the game?

Everybody wants you to, even Ashley.

- Sure, whatever you want.

- That’s great, Finn.

Everything’s better now, a lot better.

I have a pack now.

- Does this mean you want me to stay like this forever?

- Well... maybe.

♪

(Water dripping)

(Bubbling)

- Hey, dude, who are you?

- I’m Bob.

(Madsen): ♪ Good morning world good morning day ♪

(Humming)

Ouchie, mama!

Whoo!

- Wow, toaster tarts.

And I thought I was going to get frozen waffles again.

Mom, did you ever hear of cooking?

- No time for that.

Today is the day I change the world!

- Can’t you change the world tomorrow?

Today’s the Heritage Festival.

What about my ultimate game?

- No can do.

I’ve got a top-level presentation

of my transformation serum

at Madsen Research.

After they see my new specimen,

well, let’s just say,

you are about to have a very famous mommy.

- Whatever.

- I got to call the guy about that.

- Is your cousin, okay?

He’s been in the bathroom a long time.

- Maybe he fell in.

(Speaking Spanish)

We don’t want to be late.

- Okay, see you at the game.

Your dad and I will be at the Spanish booth

acting like Spaniards.

- Olé!

(Singing in Spanish)

(Toilet flushing)

- What an awful thing to do

to perfectly good bowl of water.

- You’ll get used to it.

- Want some cereal?

- No thanks, I’m not hungry.

Maybe I’ll just have some kibble later.

- Kibble? Are you feeling okay?

- Um, I’ve just got a lot on my mind.

- Like what?

- Like, this whole human thing.

I mean, don’t I have to get a job?

Because I’ve been checking the want ads

for sheepherders and squirrel chasers,

and there’s nothing, which concerns me,

because I don’t think I’m qualified to do anything else.

(Whimpers)

- But-- - I am stressed.

I’m worried about global warming, the environment.

It’s in trouble.

I think I’m developing acid reflux.

I don’t know what that is, but I read an article on it.

I think I’m getting it.

(Burping)

Is that normal? Is that normal, Ben?

- Finn, you may be over-thinking this.

- Okay.

Well, I hope so,

because I don’t know how much more of this I can take.

I’ve read all these comics. I don’t find any of them funny.

Is there something wrong with me?

- Don’t worry, Finn.

We’ll figure it out after the game, okay?

- Yeah, sure, Ben.

Whatever you say.

- Come on.

(Whines)

- Hey, Ben!

You want to try? It’s fun and good exercise.

- I don’t know.

Mom’s not going to like that.

(Sniffing)

- You want me to bark at him?

- Hey.

I just wanted to officially introduce myself.

I’m Benito Soledad, the new kid.

But you can call me Ben.

- Barkelona.

- Albert.

(Finn): I found something! (Finn): I found something!

(Madsen): Spreadsheets, test tubes, check.

Assistant, I don’t think so.

You see, Mr. Finn,

today is the day I present you to the board.

I’ll get my company back, and you will become

the poster child for molecular science.

The living embodiment of my life’s work.

- I have no idea what you’re talking about.

- Neither does she.

- And who is this Finn dude?

- Clever, clever,

my canine concoction.

But you won’t throw me off the scent that easily.

- Okay, Dr. Crackpot,

I will go through this one last time for you, okay?

My name is Eduardo Reyes Soledad.

I live in Huntington Beach, California,

South City.

Grace and Pablo are my aunt and uncle,

I came here to visit-- - Yes, yes.

A perfectly reasonable story

if it weren’t for the presence of canine DNA.

None of which was detected?

But that’s not possible!

- Science is nothing,

if not the recognition of the impossible.

- If you’re not Finn,

that means the real Finn

is still out there somewhere.

(Bob): Yet another astute observation

by our resident genius.

- Oh!

- No!

- How did this happen? I am clueless!

- Whoa, crazy lady, slow down!

How about letting us out of here!

What is her problem?

- God complex.

(Fiddle playing)

ANNOUNCER: Hey there, folks!

Don’t forget to buy your raffle tickets,

For a dollar a piece, you could win a brand new car.

- Wow!

- Ben, I have to go.

- Now? But the game’s about to start.

Alright, alright.

The bathrooms are down by the concessions.

and come right back

to the field when you’re done, okay?

- Okay, okay! Whoa!

(Yelping)

- Every dog has its day.

But this day belongs to me.

(Chloe): Hey, Ben!

- Hey, Chloe. - Hey, guys, what’s up?

- Hey, where’s your cousin, Eddie?

- Is he still going to coach us?

- Don’t worry, he’ll be here.

- We’d like to thank our sponsor today, Glowacki Meats.

Yes, folks, you really can taste the difference.

- Hm?

(Moaning)

♪ How much is that doggie in the window ♪

(Menacing music)

(Sniffing)

Ah!

- Hey, man.

I just wanted to wish you good luck.

- Oh, no.

- What’s the matter?

You look like your dog just died.

- This is gonna sound weird,

but there’s something I have to tell you guys

and I don’t have a lot of time.

(Madsen): ♪ Madeleine Madsen is the champion ♪

♪ Madeleine Madsen’s the champion ♪

♪ Madeleine Madsen’s the champion ♪

♪ I’m the champion woo ♪

- If he doesn’t get the antidote,

my dog is going to be a human lab rat forever.

(Al): That’s what my mom was talking about at breakfast.

She’s going to turn your dog

into one of her science projects.

- We have to do something, and right now.

- Your attention please. Madsen Research

and Glowacki Meats

should report to the field immediately.

Your Ultimate Frisbee match is about to begin.

(Team cheering)

- What about the game?

- This is the game.

- Well, what are we waiting for?

- Let’s rock!

- Come on.

Let’s take these bikes.

- Whose are they? - We’ll bring ’em back.

- Where do you think she’s going?

- Madsen Research. I know a shortcut. Follow me.

- Hey that’s your bike, man!

- We’ve got to use the infinite power of the mind

to think our way out of here.

We have to think.

We need to exercise the brain

to its full capacity.

And, uh, if we stimulate

the central nervous system.

Come on, Bob, think! Think!

Hmm...

What if--

Ah, the key.

Good thinking.

(Madsen): Go, let’s go, move it, move it.

Come on. Come on!

(Whimpering)

- Finn.

- Dr. Madsen’s in the building.

She just went through the back door.

- For Finn.

(All): For Finn.

- Nelson?

Come on.

- Let’s do it! Go! Hurry, go!

Come on, hurry!

Come on! Go, go, go, go!

(Whispering)

- Is it going to work? - Yeah.

- Oh, right here! Grab those, grab those.

(Benito): Okay.

- What’s taking so long?

(Al): Get down. Stay low, stay low.

- Guys, come on.

- Go! Hurry up. Before he sees us.

- I’m free! Free!

It’s you.

Oh, thank you!

Thank you! I’m so happy to see you!

So happy, happy, happy!

- I’m sorry,

I-- I think you’re mistaken.

I don’t believe we know you.

- How do you mean?

- It’s Eddie.

Cousin Eddie, from Huntington Beach.

- Look, Mister, I don’t know what scam you’re trying to pull,

but you should back off, okay? We are not buying.

- You’re not buying?

Well...

I guess I just flew the redeye from the coast, huh?

So that airport security could put me in jail,

interrogate me,

and give me a cavity search, huh?

And then your crazy neighbour turns out

to be some kind of mad scientist, huh?

Drugs me and locks me in a cage

with another loony toon, all because she thinks

that I am a dog!

Now you’re trying to tell me you don’t recognize--

- I’ll call the police.

(Speaking Spanish)

- I showed him the right, I showed him the left.

Thunder, Lightning,

Stormin’ Norman was in the house.

(boy): Now what?

(Benito): We’ve got to get inside those labs.

- But how are we going to get past those guards?

You know where we can get some supplies?

- Yeah, follow me.

- Well, well, well.

Look what the kitty cat dragged in.

- Hey, Norm.

- What are you doing here?

I thought you’d be out at the heritage thingy.

- Uh, I was but my mom wanted me to bring these samples

of poisonous animal viruses

and toxic bacteria to her lab ASAP.

She’s checking to see

if humans can get this stuff.

- Huh.

- Well, then you’d best be on your way.

I don’t want to get in the doghouse with Dr. Madsen.

- Okay. Thanks, Norm.

- Hasta la vista, baby.

- Hasta la vista, Norm.

Coast is clear. Everybody out, come on.

- That was... cozy.

- So this is what it’s like to be can of sardines.

- I think I pulled my oblique muscle.

- I think I just sprained my butt.

- That was 300 pounds of kid in a 100 pound cart.

- Thanks, man.

- You all right? - Yeah.

- Let’s go, come on. - Thanks, Al

- Do you even know where we're going?

(Al): It’s just down the hall, around the corner.

(chairman): Remind me again,

exactly what am I doing down here?

- In just a few minutes,

you and the rest of the board

are about to meet

the future of genetic science.

- This better be good, MD.

- Oh, it’s better than good.

(Key pad beeping)

- Come on, hurry.

INTERCOM: Dr. Creeter, please report

to the genetics lab.

Dr. Creeter, report to the genetics lab.

- Clear.

- No... No.

(Beeping)

- Nice.

(Whimpering)

(Madsen): Okay, let’s just go see...

Biosynthetic precursor...

- Come on.

(Muttering)

Very nice, very nice.

I wonder if those antioxidants--

(Soft whining)

Ooh, 36...

Bubbling, bubbling... Good.

Here we go.

(Howling)

Oh! Stop your incessant whining!

I’m just making absolutely sure...

that your DNA is...

(Computer beeping)

Canine! Whoo! Whoo! Whoa! Ooh!

♪ Bow-wow-wow-wow woof-woof-woof ♪

♪ Ba-da-la-bow-bow bow-bow-wow ♪

♪ Woof-whah-da woof-woof-bow ♪

Whoo! Oh!

- Ruby, it’s time.

- Patience, my one time furry friend.

Once this computer analyzes your blood

and identifies the missing ingredient,

my formula will be complete.

(Howling)

Stop your fussing.

You are loosening the electrodes.

- Get away from my dog!

- How did you get in here?

(Scoffs)

Ah!

- I want my dog back.

- Oh, I don’t think so.

You can’t stop the rush of science.

You can’t change the inevitable.

(Glass breaking)

(Barking)

Don’t you want your best friend

to stay human forever?

He’ll always remain loyal, obedient and loving.

(Benito): No. I thought I did, but I don’t.

You can’t change who you are.

Finn’s just a dog,

my dog,

and I’m his friend.

- What a lovely sentiment. How touching.

Whoa! Oh!

(Crashing and barking)

Alright, you little meddler,

now I’ve lost my patience.

Do you really think

I’m going to let you and your little friends

interfere with my life’s work?

Get out of my lab now,

before things end badly!

(Benito): It’s not right, what you’re doing,

and I’m not going to let you do it!

Finn...

I’m changing you back, boy.

(Gasping)

- This isn’t some little Frisbee game.

It’s over! Done!

Finito!

In just a few moments,

your precious mutt

will be lauded as the greatest discovery

science has seen

in the last hundred years!

And despite some lingering canine DNA,

he’ll be 100% Homo sapien.

(Chomping) Owww! Oh!

Ow!

- Come on! Let’s go, guys!

Get out of here!

We did it!

(Madsen): You will not get away with this!

I am calling sec-- Oh!

Security, this is Dr. Madsen.

Lock down the facility immediately!

- Hurry, it’s time.

- You’d better do this.

- I don’t care!

Lock it down now, or you’re going to be

guarding pork on a stick at the Galleria!

(Rock music blasting) - Yeah.

- We’re gonna bust some eardrums.

- Yeah!

- Norm!

Norm, hey!

- We are so fired.

- Can we stop that?!

(Music blaring through intercom)

- Meeting adjourned!

- Come on, guys, run! Come on, come on!

- Come on, hurry!

- Go!

- She’s coming!

- Let’s go, hurry!

- The guard saw us.

- Come on! - I’m on!

- Hold on!

- Oh! Oh, no! Whoo! Ah!

(Tires screeching)

Follow that hot dog!

Go! Go!

Step on it.

It’s not a go-kart race!

(Car horns honking)

- I should’ve done this sooner, Finn.

Sorry.

- Good boy.

(Gulping)

Ugh.

- Do you feel anything?

- Hold on, guys! (Screaming)

(Madsen): This is a disaster!

This is my life’s work,

driving around in a hot dog truck!

It’s probably covered with condiments by now!

- They’re right on our tail.

- Why isn’t it working? What’s wrong?

- Maybe he’s got to think like a dog.

(Car horn honking)

- Knock it off! It’s an expensive hairdo.

- Sorry about that.

- Forget about human stuff, Finn.

Think dog.

- Feel the wind in your fur.

- Think like you’ve got 4 legs.

(Ashley): Think about stuff you love,

like milk bones and fire hydrants.

- And smelling other dogs’ butts.

- Remember, you’re a flea-scratching,

ball-burying, Frisbee-loving dog

(Barking, howling)

(All howling)

- I’m sorry.

(Sighs) (Sighs)

- Why? Why?!

It’s me, Eddie!

(Tires screeching)

- Ben!

- Mom... Mom!

- What on earth?

What have you kids been up to?

(Excited barking)

♪

- Finn!

- Finn! - Hey, Finn!

- Good boy! - Good boy!

- You got your tail back!

- No! Trespassing!

Breaking and entering!

Grand theft!

Do you have any idea what you’ve done?

Ow!

I could’ve been world.... famous.

I could have been...

a house... hold name.

I woulda, sh-- shoulda, coulda.

- Will somebody tell me what on earth is going on?

Where is your cousin?

(Officer): Turn to your left.

Thank you.

Okay, Buck, he’s all yours.

- Distinguished members of the board,

allow me to introduce a one-of-a-kind breakthrough

in the field of genetics,

a scientific marvel of the 21st century,

Gentleman and ladies,

I give you Dr. Madeleine D. Madsen.

(Yelps)

(Applause)

(Growling)

This dramatic transformation is, however, temporary.

After I administer the antidote,

the good doctor will revert to human form.

- You know, Bob, maybe you should just leave her.

(Whines)

- Careful what you say, Sir.

This breed has very delicate hearing,

and, indeed, the good doctor can hear

and understand everything

that’s being said.

- Don’t you mess with me!

- As you could see,

we’re still working on her verbal skills, yes.

But isn’t she adorable?

(Snarling) Yes.

(Barks loudly)

- This is most impressive, Bob.

I believe there’s a corner office in this for you.

The one with the word "President" on the door.

(Applauding)

- Well done, Bob, well done.

(Dr. Madsen snarling and muttering)

- Well, I’m... I’m humbled and truly honoured,

and I’m confident that Dr. Madsen would be most pleased

with your decision.

Won’t you? Won’t you?

- Charlatan!

- Well... Ahem.

Time for me to get the little lady to her family.

It’s dinner time.

She gets a temperamental when she’s hungry.

Lucinda.

She loves that high-protein puppy chow.

I guess it’s in the genes.

Genes... Anyone?

DNA humour?

See next week!

(Grumbling)

- Come on.

Come on, dance, dance.

- Give me the treat.

(Excited yapping)

- Albert...

Please don’t tease your mother.

Did you pick up in the guest room?

- Yes, Mrs. Soledad.

- Off!

You know better than that, Madeleine.

You know better than that, Madeleine, don’t you?

Yes, you do. You’re so cute.

(Barking)

(Growling)

- Let me go!

(Knocking)

- Come on, Finn.

Hey!

- Do you guys want to go for a walk?

(Barking)

- Sure.

Hey, mom!

Me and Finn are gonna go for a walk, okay?

- Okay, just be back by 6:00.

Your cousin gets released today,

and your dad’s putting hot dogs on the grill.

You’re invited too, Chloe.

- Okay. Thanks, Mrs. Soledad.

- Hey, Al, come on!

- Bye.

♪ Who let the dogs out ♪

♪ Woof woof woof woof ♪

♪ Who let the dogs out ♪

♪ Woof woof woof woof ♪

♪

(Chloe): Anyone have a Frisbee?

♪ When the party was nice the party was pumpin’ ♪

♪ Hey yippie yi-yo ♪

♪ And everybody havin’ a ball ♪

♪ Hah-ho yippie yi-yo ♪

♪ I tell the fellas "start the name callin’" ♪

♪ And the girls respond to the call ♪

♪ The poor dog show down ♪

♪ Who let the dogs out ♪

♪ Woof woof woof woof ♪

♪ Who let the dogs out ♪

♪ Woof woof woof woof ♪

♪ Who let the dogs out ♪

♪ Woof woof woof woof ♪

♪ Who let the dogs out ♪

♪ Woof woof woof woof ♪

- Security, this is Dr. Madsen.

Lock down the fis--

Security, this is Dr. Madsen.

Lock down the facility immediately.

(director): Take that from the top...

- I’m so sorry.

(Laughing)

Yee-haw!

♪ Who let the dogs out ♪

♪ Woof woof woof woof ♪

- You look... great!

(All laughing)

Sorry.

(director): Let’s start over.

- Blooper reel!

(director); Let’s start over...

Here we go.

Take it back to 1.

♪ Who let the dogs out ♪

♪ Woof woof woof woof ♪

- You may be over-thinking this.

- Well, I hope so,

because I don’t know how much more of this I can take.

Who’s Paris Hilton?

And why is she so important?

♪ Who let the dogs out ♪

♪ Woof woof woof woof ♪

(British accent) - There you are.

I’ve been looking for you everywhere.

(Giggling)

- Still rolling.

- Here we go... and action.

♪

♪ I’ll make no decisions ♪

♪ Never meant to let you down ♪

♪ Maybe it’s not important ♪

♪ It’s just nice having you around ♪

♪ You’re great you’re wonderful ♪

♪ A superstar the pinnacle ♪

♪ Wonder of the universe ♪

♪ You’re great you’re wonderful ♪

♪ A superstar the pinnacle ♪

♪ Wonder of the universe ♪

♪ You’re a beautiful being ♪

♪

♪ You’re great you’re wonderful ♪

♪ A superstar the pinnacle ♪

♪ Wonder of the universe ♪

♪ You’re a beautiful being ♪

♪ You’re a beautiful being ♪

♪ You’re a beautiful being ♪

♪ A superstar ♪

♪ You’re a beautiful being ♪

♪ A superstar ♪

♪ You’re a beautiful being ♪

♪ A superstar ♪